Saved by the Bell - Season 2 Edit

A "C?" I'll never get into Stanford.

A $250 lesson.

A beauty pageant?

A big student council meeting, and Honor Society all this week.

A bully dumped me down the garbage chute.

A car.

A Coke, some fries...

A corsage. It's beautiful.

A couple of what?

A date with Paula Abdul.

A Ferrari.

A free man.

A friend of ours passed away today.

A hot dog?

A man in a beauty contest would be a big step forward.

A meal with another human being. I do it all the time.

A peep hole in the girls locker room?

A performance like that could embarrass the entire school,

A ring?

A swarm of bees carried him off to be their queen.

A swarm of bees carried him off to be their queen.

A Teen Line?

A walkie talkie?

A woman sits on the Supreme Court,

A!

Aa aah!

About a distant Indian relative.

About face!

About how you became a principal?

About Miss Bayside having to be a girl.

About your son Zachariah.

Absolutely not. School comes first.

Absolutely. It's gonna be great spending time with you guys.

Absolutely. KKTY was the voice of Bayside in the '60s.

AC Slater and Zack Morris.

AC Slater should be locked up.

AC Slater!

AC Slater!

AC Slater.

Action!

Actually it was a one hitter.

Actually, Dad, the truth is that

Actually, I'd ground him for life.

Actually, Mr. Belding,

Actually, sir, we just couldn't agree on

Actually, we all took it.

Actually, we're on the Spirit Squad.

After 60, I got frisky.

After all, I am a princess.

After all, this is just high school.

After digging through old family papers and pictures...

After fighting to keep their home,

After I flex some principal muscle.

After I give it a little facelift.

After I'm gone, make sure Lisa gets my reptile collection.

After last year's bench clearing brawl,

After Max left, Mrs. Hatcher dismissed us all.

After that, how could we not?

After the Battle one of the great speeches in history was made by...

After this, we'll drive to that big bluff overlooking the ocean,

Again?

Ah ah tchoo!

Ah ah...

Ahem well, I'd like to, miss,

Ahem!

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahh!

Ahh. Hey, do you like worms?

Alan even got his uniform off without ripping it.

Alan, Alan, look!

Alan, Alan...

Alan, I am not a cake, so please, get out of my face.

Alan, I said halt!

Alan, Screech,

ALF flew back to Melmac?

Aliens never travel alone, you know.

All I know is, if I had wrecked the car, I'd turn myself in.

All right class, you're dismissed,

All right now, Screech, if we can convince "The Babbler"

All right son, now put it here, put it here, okay?

All right then.

All right then.

All right then. AC, come with me.

All right then. AC, come with me.

All right,

All right,

All right, all right,

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, all right... but on one condition.

All right, all right. Yeah! All right, you did it! Yeah!

All right, all right. You won, Preppie.

All right, and that started World War I.

All right, before we begin the competition,

All right, bubba, I'm in. And in fact, so is Kelly.

All right, class dismissed. Thank you.

All right, class. Let Zack make his presentation.

All right, do you promise not to tell any of the guys?

All right, everybody, let's go beat Valley!

All right, everybody, listen up.

All right, everybody. Just do what we practiced.

All right, everyone, listen up, 'cause I have great news.

All right, go for it, Mama.

All right, hey, hey, hey, don't get so excited yet.

All right, I let all you guys down, and I called you losers.

All right, I will. I'm in.

All right, I'll do it for you.

All right, I'll see you later.

All right, I'm down, but not out.

All right, if you insist.

All right, if you must know, sir, I'm a bad American,

All right, it's a bet.

All right, Jessie, there is one thing you can do for me,

All right, just hold on a sec.

All right, just remember what I taught you, all right?

All right, let's begin.

All right, let's go people.

All right, let's go, guys! Hustle, hustle, hustle!

All right, let's make this quick. I have a school to run.

All right, Lisa, you win. Nicki's on the line, too.

All right, little buddy! Great going!

All right, look everybody, if Dickerson's not here in 30 seconds,

All right, look, I know, we're short one man,

All right, look. We'll spread out and search

All right, Maxwell, you listen and you listen good.

All right, Nardino. We have rules around here.

All right, now come on, mama.

All right, now for our finalists in the Miss Bayside Pageant.

All right, now who's in charge of food?

All right, now, places everybody.

All right, now, Slater's strong, but you're quick.

All right, one date.

All right, rehearsals for the talent competition.

All right, Screech is going to assist me. Ready, Screech?

All right, Screech, when the producer gets here,

All right, Screech! You can do it! Come on!

All right, Screech.

All right, settle down, settle down. Now next weekend

All right, sit down.

All right, Slater. If you want it, hey, you got it.

All right, team. Let's get it together. Come on.

All right, there's 10 seconds left. 10...

All right, this is the big moment.

All right, we won.

All right, we'll start first with the Red Team.

All right, well meet us at lunch, okay?

All right, what is going on here?

All right, yes!

All right, yes. Great game, guys.

All right, you got a deal, Mr. Belding.

All right, you might have fooled me once before,

All right, Zack, I thought you wanted to go steady?

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! Go!

All right! You wanna make it up to me?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Everyone can leave.

All right. Great.

All right. I'll be in touch.

All right. Let Screech enter and I'll call off the protest.

All right. Now Jessie, you're the history teacher.

All right. Now, you were saying?

All right. Zack Morris, let's hear from you next.

All that's missing is that special romantic song.

All we have to do is convince this guy that Screech is an alien.

All's fair in true love and war. Go for it.

Almost is not good enough for Stanford.

Aloha, wahine, mahalo.

Along this route from Atlanta to New York.

Am I dead, too?

Amazing. Another lifeform.

Amen.

And $10,000 by noon tomorrow!

And a chance for college scholarships.

And a cocky driver is a reckless driver.

And a cool place to hang out.

And a five day weekend.

And agreed that your mother would stay at the hotel

And an extra $25 from my dad.

And Belding still wants us parading around in bathing suits.

And better yet, parking.

And big ideas make big money.

And buy and buy until I drop."

And dance with Nerdstrom.

And deserves to be treated with respect.

And Dickerson can't stop us from going on the trip.

And do the play by play.

And don't burp him too hard after the bottle, he hates that.

And don't forget bullheaded.

And even better,

And even if you could, they didn't have to listen to us.

And everybody's passed out.

And famous means wealthy.

And fearless leader Mr. Belding.

And for those of you who enjoy that sort of thing,

And give her, or his, answer.

And go to the movies with Screech tonight.

And have lunch oh, you are gonna love this,

And he assured me that green meat would no longer be served.

And he wants to hear it.

And he's looking for a girls' group like New Kids on the Block.

And here's a dirty look just for being alive.

And here's my star.

And his smile, and what's left?

And I am not going to stick my neck out

And I believed him.

And I can't talk anymore.

And I can't wait for the next earthquake.

And I don't want you going out with Todd Winfield.

And I find you conversing with another man?

And I found out that the Bayside School District owns The Max!

And I guess I was a little embarrassed.

And I needed braces?

And I quit!

And I respect that, Sugar Lips.

And I thought I'd drop in and say, "Hi."

And I want you to know that I am very proud of you.

And I wanted to give you this.

And I was hoping we'd go out again.

And I was thinking of making you captain of one of the teams.

And I would like see what kind of progress you're making.

And I'd be happy to offer my services.

And I'd pay anything.

And I'll be out of your life forever.

And I'll deal with you nerds later.

And I'll understand if you never want to speak to me again.

And I'm a one woman guy.

And I'm delighted you did it!

And I'm going skiing. And my dad,

And I'm gonna make him study an extra six hours every night.

And I'm gonna take it seriously from now on.

And I'm in love.

And I'm sure we're gonna have a great time.

And I'm thirsty from all this moving about.

And I've got a plan.

And if Max doesn't come up with $10,000 in back rent by next week,

And if my race is close,

And if you all feel this way...

And if you don't have a good time, no prom,

And it was hard to find a replacement on short notice.

And it's the Army's way of separating the men from the boys.

And James was so tough, Belding will never call on my father again.

And just oh, yeah.

And just oh, yeah.

And just remember, fans, in the airport of life,

And just think what you could win for $10.

And Kelly, stop leading young Zack on. Think of his feelings.

And learn from The Big Bopper.

And less about being popular.

And let him see a side of me

And like the wind, his presence was strongly felt, but seldom heard.

And M.E. Thanks to you, this is gonna be the best night of my life.

And make them the next Miss Bayside.

And maybe liver tastes good, huh?

And my lips say you're brain dead if you take the C+.

And no chewing.

And no ooo babes!

And no ski trip.

And not get in trouble.

And now allow me to present my wonderful assistant, Kevin.

And now she can fly!

And now the results of the principal popularity poll.

And now you're quitting just because you're not on the best team?

And now Zack and Kelly are going steady!

And now, continuing with our swimsuit competition.

And now, for all the dirt

And now, for our final contestant for Miss Bayside,

And now, for some real singing with our featured soloist

And now, look alive, sports fans,

And of course you're not going, right, sir?

And once we get the dog back, you can just ditch him.

And only I would charge ten bucks a head to get in.

And overacting.

And pasted them on these worms.

And peaceful and Zack?

And perhaps that's why you're here, Mr. Morris.

And raise you 50.

And remember, should the unexpected happen,

And riding home on our bikes

And rocks in her head.

And ruined our chances for Hawaii.

And seven days a week,

And she can't afford to go to the prom.

And she doesn't know if I should I mean, she should, go.

And she thinks I'm dating Nicki. What do I do?

And she's only in town for the weekend.

And should become a mime."

And since he doesn't know who's guilty, he can't punish them.

And since you said you could take anyone,

And Slater crashed.

And Slater's not back yet!

And so, Slater, the less you say, the more impact you'll have.

And speaking of parking... ooh.

And stop worrying, you're pretty smart for a chick.

And takes a look at her new body.

And tell Belding to get the keys out of the Driver's Ed car.

And thank you, my little pizza pie.

And that means I'm inches away from driving, cruising,

And that means you don't talk to any hunk but me, huh?

And that, Mr. Tuttle, is how you principal.

And that's a direct violation of Rule 137.

And the biggest creep, the way he treats her.

And the ceiling was low.

And the easy thing to do is to quit, right?

And the frog.

And the lieutenant said you can win college scholarships.

And the other to Mrs. Becky Belding.

And the principal who was hired will take over.

And the right hand at 2:00.

And the track championship is on Friday.

And their kids have zits. Whoa!

And then name some big movie star. Moms always fall for that one.

And then on to the ballet.

And then you entering it yourself!

And then, meet me at The Max tonight?

And then, the male zombie didn't like that at all,

And there are people with straight A's who get turned down.

And these are my favorites.

And they're totally different.

And this is for you.

And this year I don't want to come in last.

And those beautiful hazel eyes.

And to prove it, I will now act like a waiter.

And tried understanding his needs.

And turn our attention to the gentle words of Percy Shelley.

And turn our attention to the gentle words of Percy Shelley.

And Tweedle Dummies, over here.

And Uncle Sam can get pretty crabby with a guy like you.

And until the pageant is over, no more dates.

And Valley will regret that they showed up today.

And wants to play it for his boss.

And we all want to do something more challenging.

And we no longer object to you and Violet seeing each other.

And we watch the deer come down and drink.

And we watch the deer come down and drink.

And we're watching.

And wealthy means...

And went back, and helped other slaves escape.

And what about Nicki?

And what makes it even better

And why can't I get along with my ex wife?

And you and I are those nuts.

And you barely moved your lips.

And you beautiful people are groovin' to KKTY,

And you can copy off of me.

And you can help me be an Indian.

And you could give us the benefit of your vast knowledge of, um...

And you hate him because of that?

And you know what the worst part is?

And you know what they have in common with me?

And you need this.

And you told him no, right?

And you will remember

And you, "honey lips," why don't you give Slater a break?

And you'd be much better off with someone else.

And you'll all repeat the course next year.

And you'll give them advice. What do you think?

And you're gonna be best man at Kelly and Todd's wedding.

And you're gonna be wearing a tutu for the rest of your life.

And you're ready for that test, Jess.

And you're the only Kapowski I care about.

And you've got to choose between us.

And your parents.

And Zack was behind it the whole time.

And, what do you think of our sports reporter, AC Slater?

And... Oh wow!

Anesthetic, Dr. Screech.

Angle A is congruent to angle D,

Any girl would be lucky to go to the prom with either one of you.

Any volunteers?

Anyway, in local high school action it was

Apparently Mr. Belding was the Zack Morris of the '60s.

Are an exercise in understanding,

Are really leaving us with the house for four days.

Are these teams evenly matched, Cadet Morris?

Are we finished here?

Are we gonna beat Valley tomorrow?

Are you all right there?

Are you all right, young lady? Yes, Lieutenant Hot.

Are you crazy?! You saw what happened last time.

Are you going to sit back and let him steal the credit you deserve?

Are you guys fired up to beat Valley?

Are you guys still fighting?

Are you guys sure?

Are you having a good time?

Are you hungry? How about a nice tossed green salad?

Are you kidding? Compared to my three older brothers,

Are you questioning my expertise?

Are you ready for the big meet tomorrow?

Are you ready, Jeannie Tyler?

Are you sure Matt Dillon's not in this movie?

Are you sure you don't want to check this over?

Are you sure you have the right alien, Lieutenant?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aren't you coming back in?

Around $1,200.

Around $1,200.

Around thumb and forefinger.

Art after all is... emotion!

Art is unpredictable. Anyway...

As far as intelligence, stamina and courage.

As I know about wearing pantyhose.

As I was saying, there's also career training

As long as we have each other, we can cope. Let's bond.

As she slowly opened the bedroom door.

As we do about The Max.

As you can see, it's heading straight for China.

As you know, the Battle of Gettysburg was the turning point

Ask Brillo head. He started it.

At 10:00 tomorrow morning.

At ease.

At ease.

At least I came in second.

At least let me repave your parents driveway.

At least you don't have to share the school with your mother in law.

At least you still have Kelly.

At least, use my book bag.

At Yosemite National Park.

Atten hut!

Attention, please!

Attention, please. This is Mr. Belding.

Attention, students...

Attention!

Aw, come on, go easy on me, okay?

Aw, Dad.

Aw, Dad.

Aw, did little Preppie hurt himself?

Aw, don't worry about it, Kelly.

Aw, gee, Miss Wentworth, that's not fair.

Aw. But why'd you bring your baby brother here?

Aw...

Aww, what's the matter with him?

Babes, pigs, please, come to order. Morris.

Babies don't eat Ding Dongs, ding dong.

Back off, bug face. No one messes up my hair.

Bad food hits Bayside, students hit bathrooms.

Bad spot for that.

Bag it. We'll buy her lunch tomorrow.

Ballet?

Batteries or wind up?

Bayside School Board has its way.

Bayside's bravest cheerleader, wounded in the line of duty.

Be mine!

Be strong, Slater. Resist temptation.

Beat it!

Beat Valley.

Beautiful name. Nice to meet you.

Because a Raider helmet's too hot.

Because he's a guy.

Because I want to be Miss High School California.

Because it is a party.

Because it's not true.

Because Kelly meets me after class.

Because of you there's a drought in California.

Because someone already did.

Because the new Army serves cake at every meal.

Because these alternate interior angles are congruent.

Because two weeks from tonight,

Because we expected him to be better.

Because we women should stick together.

Because when you were little, your daddy bounced you on his knee

Because, um...

Becky, don't do this.

Becky?

Been doing a little reading, sir.

Before this project, I knew nothing about my heritage.

Before you slam them.

Behold.

Being a substitute teacher is perfect,

Being around Samuel.

Bel ba ba bel, da ding, dong, ding, Belding!

Belding dropped his bellbottoms instead.

Belding is a sexist! Rah, rah, rah!

Belding, Belding...

Belding!

Believe it or not, there's even a college out there for Zack.

Bend over, Blondie.

Besides, for 20 bucks, I should get some more room to maneuver.

Besides, it keeps the football team from giving me noogies.

Besides, one of your students claims to have made contact.

Besides, the Glee Club is for geeks.

Besides, you can get suspended for breaking a nerd.

Besides, you're supposed to be in history class.

Better known to all of you as Screech!

Better luck next time.

Better than my career.

Between "Dirty Dancing," and "The Best of Nelson Mandela."

Big deal.

Big deal.

Big mouth.

Billy is.

Billy Joe Bob's House O' Possum.

Billy, my shirt is wet.

Billy?

Billy's wearing my best shirt.

Bing! He's right, boss, you can enter.

Blame Tuttle.

Bonding with my boys.

Both teams have decided to wear helmets and protective gear

Boy, am I glad Teen Line told me to stay away from you.

Boy, have you got a great arm, kid.

Boy, I love those paints.

Boy, I missed him.

Boy, is he wrong.

Boy, is he wrong.

Brilliant idea, Preppie.

Brings back fond memories of my youth.

Build on that. Next!

Bully alert! Bully alert!

Buns on the Run, Spiked Earlobes,

Buona sera. That means good afternoon.

Burbank, I think.

But but, sir, you said I could pick the teams.

But Billy's too young to go to the principal's office.

But do something about your hair.

But don't tell your sister, we should let her down gently.

But first, I need an honest answer.

But he is strong now don't push, don't push,

But he's a cute little squirt.

But here's a guy who can put us over the top,

But I could also keep it between you, me, and the curtain,

But I don't want to enter, Zack. No one would vote for me.

But I have practice after school,

But I have tickets to the ballet.

But I have tickets to the ballet.

But I have to admit

But I know what's gonna happen. I'll never get into Stanford.

But I love you.

But I pick the leaders. That's my job.

But I prefer linguini. See you later.

But I wouldn't expect you to grasp that

But I'd like to try and take his place.

But I'd rather swap the dog for a date with Legs.

But I'll be busy cruising around with a certain young lady.

But I'm gonna swallow your pride for you and tell the guys you wanna make up.

But I'm not going to shirk my responsibility.

But I've got a great girlfriend,

But if you don't, you stop by and see me anytime, all right?

But is there anyone you'd rather disagree with?

But it helps to remember the good things he gave us.

But it's time for me to stop thinking about myself.

But Jessie, when those women go swimming,

But Kelly will need someone to keep her mind off me for a while.

But Kelly, think of a nut on a forest floor.

But Kelly.

But Nerdstrom better keep his paws to himself.

But no more free advice, and no one can know we're doing this.

But not if you work in a defense plant.

But now I'm back to normal.

But now your gonna have to apologize to him.

But rule 136 says no girls.

But she is not gonna hear about it, because you promised not to tell.

But suppose Billy has to go?

But the Army pursued them.

But the damage is already done.

But the dog is worth more than 50 bucks.

But the only trip this class will take is to summer school.

But the school board has made their decision,

But there's always room for one more.

But there's over $250 in here.

But they're taking the cheerleading pictures during first period.

But this class trip is the biggest deal of the school year.

But this dress isn't paid for yet.

But this time you're coming with me.

But this year's theme is not going to be

But we can't do it. See you tomorrow.

But we're getting better.

But we've got Home Ec this period.

But what about The Max?

But what are we going to do in the competition?

But what Bobby doesn't know is that Cindy has been seen

But when he takes you places, does he always wear that uniform?

But why would he want me? He could have any girl he wants.

But you are the best track team that Bayside has ever had.

But you didn't, 'cause I knew something strange

But you see I have a conflict with detention.

But you were right. I should have listened to you.

But you're always the rebel, aren't you?

But you're the one who belongs on a leash, Mr. Morris.

But you've got to let me do this. I'll go to the prom next year.

But, dear, I thought that we compromised

But, hey, quitting never works.

But, I'm sorry. I'm going with Zack.

But, Mr. Belding, just think how it'd help school spirit.

But, Samuel, all those people will be staring at me.

But, sir, I don't belong in the Corps.

But, Violet, I should be the one to quit.

Buzz off, bubba.

By being a real man.

By noontime tomorrow I'll have this all straightened out, okay?

By observing the human figure.

By the time we snuck back in, he was gone.

By the way, adios.

Bye, Billy, we got to split.

Bye, Running Zack.

C, señorita. But this is geometry, not Spanish.

C? C?

Cadet Corps is now in session.

Call me if you need any more

Calm down, Jessie.

Can I come in?

Can I have seconds?

Can I have the jerk's ring back?

Can I move, please? I don't want to catch her cold.

Can match my outer person in a bikini.

Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit.

Can you believe her?

Can you believe this snob?

Can you give me a private lesson after school?

Can you say detention?

Can't you see she's wearing high heels?

Can't, Zack, I'm in training. Physical's today.

Carpool, sir.

Catches us in here watching the Dodger game?

Changed!

Charlie, could you call me back in a few minutes? Yeah, right.

Charlie, listen, tell him that

Charlie, you tell him...

Cheap Japanese helmet!

Check this out, the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle

Check this out.

Cheer up, Mr. B.

Cheeseburger. But I didn't order one.

Chess Club, it's your move.

Chief Henry died this morning.

Chief Henry, you're alive?!

Chief Joseph surrendered.

Chocolate fudge cake, strawberry shortcake,

Choice of colors all right with you, Miss Spano?

Class where are you going?

Class, isn't that fair of Mr. Belding?

Class, Mr. Dickerson will not be here today.

Class, the only way you can really learn how to drive

Code Red! Code Red!

Come along, girls.

Come along, my tall treasure. Let's "rocka till we droppa."

Come here for a minute.

Come here, man.

Come here, my heart.

Come here, Running Zack.

Come here. Come here.

Come here. Hold on. All right.

Come here. Yes, yes.

Come here. Yes.

Come in, vector niner zebra

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on along.

Come on out, Screech. The lieutenant is waiting.

Come on, Alan.

Come on, baby, where's my kiss?

Come on, Dad, Mr. Belding has many important things to do.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, guys, all we have to do is study the material

Come on, guys, pull!

Come on, it'll only take a second. Here, show us how it's done.

Come on, Jessie, get real.

Come on, Jessie, look, all you have to do

Come on, Jessie, you've got a great voice.

Come on, Jessie.

Come on, Kelly. Let's go make picket signs.

Come on, lassies, let's cheer up and sing.

Come on, let's go ask Belding about a carnival.

Come on, let's let him work.

Come on, Max, I was awful.

Come on, Mr. Tuttle, any yo yo can learn to drive.

Come on, Richie, don't be mad, we're brothers.

Come on, Richie, don't be mad, we're brothers.

Come on, ring.

Come on, ring.

Come on, Screech, it's just a stupid Elvis statue.

Come on, Screech, it's time you started believing in yourself.

Come on, Screech, we've got to think

Come on, Screech. Don't worry about it.

Come on, she's fine. No big deal.

Come on, sit down. Let's rap.

Come on, watch out.

Come on, we don't have much time. Let's get to work. Right here.

Come on, we've got to go to The Max.

Come on, you got it! You're jammin' now. You're jammin'.

Come on, you guys got to get out of here.

Come on, you're doing all right.

Come on, you're making me blush.

Come on, Zack, cut it out.

Come on, Zack, just give me one little hug?

Come on, Zack!

Come on! Yeah!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Here's what we're gonna do...

Come on. It won't take that long.

Coming.

Company halt!

Company halt.

Confess! Somebody confess!

Congratulations.

Contestant enter the pageant,

Cool!

Could make it very uncomfortable.

Could possibly win Miss High School California.

Could you direct me to the nurse's office?

Could you do me a favor and get the keys out of the Driver's Ed car?

Could you hand me my towel, please?

Couldn't help this old heap.

Count me in, Mr. Belding.

Count me out, Mr. Belding.

Cramming your pretty little head with geometry?

Cramming! We've got school physicals today,

Cuddling with Kelly around a campfire.

Cue the hideous creature.

Cut, cut! This isn't in the script.

Cut. Wrong hideous creature.

Cute little fella. Whatever happened to him?

D E F P O T E C.

D E F P O T E C.

Dad, I tried to tell you, but you're not that easy to talk to.

Dad, Mr. Belding,

Dad, you're embarrassing me.

Dad?

Dale Thompson, UFO Investigation Unit.

Dare to be great!

Darn, I was gonna go to the beach.

Date other people? What for?

Dear "Big Guy in the Sky,"

Dear? You and Slater?

Derek Morris.

Derek Morris.

Did you ever see them move? They're saying plenty, baby.

Did you get number six right? Even I couldn't figure it out.

Did you hear Screech is on life support?

Did you hear Screech was in surgery for eight hours?

Did you hear the news? Jessie and Slater are a couple.