Fantasy Island (1977) - Season 1 Edit

A .38 special.

A $20 bill. I found a $20 bill.

A beautiful place, Mr. Roarke.

A bit nervous?

A bit, uh, affectatious today, aren't we?

A breakdown that was caused by excessive pressure...

A cashier's check for $47,000.

A chance to be just plain Katherine Patrino once more.

A chance to travel and see things...

A chance, she hopes, we'll help her find that meaning and direction again.

A chauffeured limousine drove you the 40 miles from the airport...

A child with a chance to marry the prince in the magic castle.

A comic in stitches. You get it?

A control you might lose if Janet were to be cured.

A crash he's asked us to re create.

A crash that ended his racing career, and haunts him.

A detective had flown out from Chicago.

A down payment on a place for my folks.

A fantasy. A con. I guess maybe it was all those things.

A few more feet, and they would've lost you in the jungle.

A file full of records linking me to our last three jobs.

A fine lot we are.

A firm rule on Fantasy Island, Mr. Greenwood

A fool and his money are soon parted.

A gentler, nicer, more considerate king...

A girl who saved her allowances for who knows how long just to enter a beauty contest.

A good one

A good, decent man like, uh

A good, drunken romance every Saturday night.

A great deal for him to be alone with you for the weekend.

A hunter who wants to be hunted?

A husband with complete control of his wife's money

A jockey change will be announced for number three, Zim Zam.

A joke? What do you mean by "a joke"?

A junior grade sex maniac, maybe half a mile.

A little gold. All right.

A little green man got out, and we conversed.

A little more punch, Mumsy?

A marvelous suite in one of our older buildings.

A masher usually gives up around a hundred yards or so.

A mere technicality, Kong. I assure you, a mere technicality.

A mustache, Tattoo. Really?

A nine. Pay Mr. Wade.

A piece of paper that says you're due in front of the camera in one hour.

A place where maybe they can remember what it was like just being people.

A place where people come to realize their secret wishes.

A plain, ordinary, working uh, hardworking man.

A plumber who wants to be a king? Boss.

A pretty good trick, isn't it?

A proper Bostonian.

A real hero. Ah. I'm no hero.

A real red hot mama.

A real, old fashioned small town.

A reasonable facsimile of the beehive, I believe.

A relaxed evening has been planned for you.

A rod. You know, a roscoe.

A ruler is besieged by people who want big loans,

A San Francisco based process server.

A six. I'm sorry, Mr. Wade.

A sled!

A slight miscalculation, as you can see. I tell ya, I'm lucky.

A small nightclub, a cocktail lounge.

A small return for the trick I played on you.

A terrible, dirty trick.

A thirst for adventure and money.

A thirsty fatalist. Parched.

A thousand tiny attacks that people like you or I never experience.

A time of reexamining one's goals in life.

A trailer factory? How disgustingly gauche, darling.

A trial that will involve life and death.

A very expensive... lady of the evening.

A very good trick.

A very honorable fantasy.

A very lovely lady.

A weekend wherein Mr. Stouton...

A wife turning on her husband.

A witch and a consort come to this town to destroy our piety and safety.

A woman to cook and work and take orders from you.

Aaah.

Aaah. Oh.

About 800 pounds of cheap fur coat. Anyway, he chased us up into the loft.

About coming to New York? No.

About how Bill programmed me into remembering things.

About how... alone I was that night.

About jumping over to the other side of the island.

About loving you.

About the champagne. Oh! I'm delighted.

About the contest? Not really.

About the marker I found with your name on it in Arthur Hemmings's nightclub.

About the peace and quiet I was expecting... and the respect.

About underwater plumbing

About us drifting apart, and this weekend sort of cinching it.

About wanting to hide from life? Yeah.

About you telling off Mr. Roarke.

Abracadabra.

Abracadabra. Abracadabra.

Abracadabra. Abracadabra.

Abracadabra. Abracadabra.

Absolutely nothing. But

Absolutely out.

Absolutely. Mm hmm. She's a good sport too.

Accepted.

According to the instructions sent me,

According to the rules, I'm home free.

Acid indigestion. Heartburn.

Actin' like I'm the only one around.

Action.

Action.

Action.

Action.

Actually, his name is Fred Wade. For the past 23 years,

Actually, there is something you can do.

Adopting children is nothing to be ashamed of

Afraid how it might look?

Afraid I might try to seduce you, Benson?

Afraid of cats? No.

Afraid, Benson? Afraid you can't get back without me?

After a while, you'll feel just the same way.

After all that work.

After all these years, home is the most exotic place either of us can think of.

After all, he's a real emperor.

After all, it's not every day in the week that you get a chance...

After all, our guests pay extremely well for that privilege.

After all, you're a star.

After knowing her since you were both children?

After that, she stayed and worked.

After their wedding,

After this, you'll please stay out of my life.

After what you said the other night That's in the past.

After which will be a special

After years of hard work and dedication,

After you drop us off,

After you first import it from India.

After your earlier visit to our court,

After your first victory in 2,736 games,

Afterwards maybe, uh, a game of chess...

Against that sort of thing.

Aggie?

Aggie.

Aggie.

Agreed.

Ah, ah! Too late for heroics.

Ah, but now the first thing you must remember is the name Kitty Abilene.

Ah, but this is something very special, Mr. Beamus.

Ah, cheer up. Cheer up. Maybe you can console one of the losers.

Ah, don't be mercenary, Tattoo.

Ah, don't.

Ah, I haven't been going much.

Ah, I like Dandy Jim.

Ah, I see.

Ah, it came from Diamond Jim Brady's private stock.

Ah, it's going to be a beautiful day.

Ah, it's going to be a glorious day.

Ah, just for the briefest moment...

Ah, Miss Lansing.

Ah, Miss Quinn. Won't you please come in?

Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Tate. How good to see you again.

Ah, Mr. Barbour, do come in. Sit down, won't you?

Ah, Mr. Beamus. Come in.

Ah, Mr. Delaney will be there, Tommy.

Ah, Mr. Delaney.

Ah, Mr. Fleming. Thank you for coming. Sit down, please.

Ah, Mr. Huffman. How good to see you.

Ah, Mr. Kincaid. I thought you and your family had gone...

Ah, Mr. Quinn, I'm Mr. Roarke. Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Ah, Mr. Roarke, I really did it. You made my fantasy come true.

Ah, Mr. Roarke. Mr. Huffman.

Ah, Mrs. MacLean. Mr. Roarke.

Ah, not to be taken lightly, Mrs. Chambers.

Ah, now, please. Okay. Don't go away. Don't go away.

Ah, Prince Peter. How are you? Oh, sure. Now you know me.

Ah, rest assured there's nothing to be concerned about.

Ah, sounds like a wonderful idea, boss.

Ah, Tattoo, why don't you mingle with our lovely guests and make them feel welcome?

Ah, Tattoo.

Ah, Tattoo. I knew you were kidding, boss.

Ah, thank you. Thank you. I must say your cable was rather cryptic, Mr. Roarke.

Ah, that's certainly intimate. Yeah

Ah, the Jeep.

Ah, the Jeep.

Ah, there she is.

Ah, there we are.

Ah, there you are, Tat

Ah, this was better than robbin' that bank.

Ah, tomorrow the first round of judging begins. Tomorrow?

Ah, well, then, I just have two questions.

Ah, yes, Tattoo, Miss Dean could well afford the price of a weekend

Ah, you remember Pierre, darling? Don't you?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Help me. Help.

Ah! Mrs. Winnie MacLean,

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. [ Chuckles ]

Ah. Come on. Let's get this outta here.

Ah. Good morning. Good morning.

Ah. Perhaps you should meet her.

Ah. Sardine chow mein. How... interesting, Herbie.

Ah. Thank you.

Ah. There now. Perfect.

Ah. Thus, your fantasy.

Ah. Tsk, tsk.

Ah. Welcome.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! Sorry, Tattoo.

Ahh! That makes us even!

Ahh.

Ain't nothin' wrong with the mixer except the man behind it.

Aki, come here.

Aki? Aki will show you to your room

Aki. Aki.

Alex and Bill have dreams of excitement, of danger,

Alex Farrelli and Bill Cummings.

All 12 men chipped in for what became their common fantasy.

All ages past, present or future there's nowhere to run to.

All bets down, please.

All bets down, please.

All details have been taken care of, Mr. Greenwood

All Gail wanted was to maybe get a job with your father,

All his money can't buy in his world.

All I can say is, it's gonna get worse before it gets better.

All I feel is...

All I have to do is ask your husband who told him about Peggy's I.O.U.'s.

All I have to do is drink some of that stuff, and my fantasy begins?

All I have to do is keep this house and those children in order...

All I know

All I know is, Tom, I'm tired of losing track of our lives

All I need now is a redhead, and I got a matched set.

All I saw was a man bluff you into submission.

All I wanted was a cozy weekend here with you.

All I wanted was to find out who I am.

All I wanted were the markers in Hemmings's file.

All in a day's work for the Spider Man. [ Chuckles ]

All in good time, Mr. Costigan.

All is forgiven, Miss Lansing. I'm glad to see things seem to be working out for you.

All is well that ends well.

All is well. Saved by the swami.

All kinds of nasty, little surprises.

All living lies, one way or the other.

All my friends do.

All my life I've been a size 10 tryin' to fit into a size eight.

All my life, I've wanted to be somebody special,

All of my grown up life...

All of them. All of the time.

All or part of that $40,000...

All other cards count at face value.

All our beautiful people just waiting for those strangers to arrive.

All past memory

All right, all right, you guys.

All right, all right.

All right, come on, you clumsy idiot!

All right, darling. I believe you. I do believe you.

All right, fellas, now let's get to work.

All right, folks. Next contestant in the hog calling contest.

All right, folks. One more time, please. Quickly now. One more time.

All right, gentlemen. We may go.

All right, hand down that strongbox.

All right, I'm sorry. I guess it's

All right, Katherine. Now the rules are simple.

All right, lads and lassies, you heard it.

All right, lady.

All right, son. Open your hand.

All right, stay still.

All right, sweetheart. Give.

All right, take it easy. What are they doing?

All right, this is the law.

All right? This way, please.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. A little slow. We'll have to do it again.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. I buy the face towels.

All right. Be careful.

All right. Come on now. Two sixes. That's all I want.

All right. Come on.

All right. Get the dog outside...

All right. Go.

All right. Here goes.

All right. How 'bout this one then?

All right. It's gonna be all right.

All right. It's okay, honey.

All right. Just give me five minutes to get ready.

All right. Let's head somebody off at the pass. Yeehaw!

All right. So she's got it.

All right. Steady.

All right. Those people down there, uh, where did they come from?

All right. Um, I've been giving a lot of thought...

All right. What do we got?

All right. What do you want to know?

All right. You heard what the man said. Everything on Zim Zam.

All right. You sure nobody followed you?

All righty then.

All the doctors, all my trying,

All the way the whole terrific weekend.

All the way from New York City. A very pretty lady.

All the way from Pennsylvania for a funeral.

All the way out to the 377 foot mark.

All they're interested in is my body.

All those pictures, the publicity, your plans.

All we have to do now is kill her.

All we need now is a red ball and a duck to win!

All will belong to you. [ Bill ] But there's no more plantation.

All you wanted were your markers, huh?

Almost all?

Almost as much as you like your baseball.

Almost like you belong here.

Almost word for word.

Already too late. Come.

Also 25, also unmarried.

Although somehow I have the feeling you're no longer angry about that.

Amazing.

Amazing. [ Fred ] I'll tell you what's amazing.

Ambassador Soro, you mentioned last night...

Amen.

American women are very stupid.

An amazing pitching performance by a virtual unknown, Richard Delaney.

An eight. Now, all picture cards count as 10

An excellent partner for the night.

An exclusive seven year contract with Monarch Pictures.

Anatolia? Then he's Crown Prince Peter.

And And he felt comfortable with me.

And and now, just like that, Mr. Roarke's got it all set.

And and then we could stay together.

And and then we'd go over the plans.

And 10 years old after you went into the navy and then to college,

And a Boston banker can surely afford a full price for his fantasy.

And a favorite, I might add, in the two man sack race with Ben Grover.

And a first rate clinic it'll be, I promise you.

And a funny way to have a funeral.

And a funny, flannel hat too?

And a good fight you shall have, Mrs. Elgin.

And a lot can happen between now and then.

And a monstrous man who traded on fear to rule the people.

And a New York steak, rare, please, waiter.

And a very interesting start.

And a week later turns up on a tropical island,

And a yellow cat named Elmer in a suburb just outside Topeka.

And after that, I'm going to take a well earned rest. Oh, that would be nice.

And all are expected. All.

And all he thinks about is being hungry.

And also,

And and we'd live very happily ever after.

And Ann and Grace and Evelynee will sleep by the fire.

And Ann with the handsomest millionaire doctor I've ever seen.

And another thing you've done is put to rest the old cliché.

And anybody who breaks the law is going to have to deal with me personally,

And approve the camping facilities before the session begins.

And around again.

And as far as moving, I've got a better idea.

And as from one executive to another.

And as such, I am obligated to ensure his privacy to whatever extent possible.

And as with most secrets,

And at a very dangerous profession

And ball three on the batter. Manager Tommy Lasorda is worried.

And be around in case I fouled up.

And become, once again, just unknown Katherine Patrino.

And before that, you have makeup and hairdressing and wardrobe.

And believe me, son, you have one.

And besides, Charity is gonna need our help.

And besides, he's only a monkey.

And besides, I already got me one.

And blow the whistle on all of you.

And bored with the men I meet.

And bursting out in front is the incredible American driver, Jack Kincaid.

And come back with me and be a plumber's wife.

And cut it. We'll have to do it again.

And deal with this as it comes as best you can.

And don't accuse me of using the tube as a babysitter.

And don't forget the curse, boss.

And don't forget to read her her rights.

And down the stretch they come.

And each one thinks she has a chance.

And each one, at some time or another,

And eight pages of dialogue to memorize before tomorrow morning.

And Ellis Valentine. He played in the All Star game last year.

And Fearless Fred got up for the show. [ Crowd Groans ]

And feeling like a man again.

And finalist number four is... Elaine Benson.

And finally, I find somebody who likes me just like I am,

And find out just how easy the life of the American housewife and mother really is.

And fired the gun in self defense.

And for another?

And for finishers, telling you what I think of you.

And for that, Mr. Roarke, I'll be forever grateful.

And for the lady.

And for the party, loud music, pretty ladies.

And for this, Dr. Whitfield dunked him eight times.

And Fred Lynn of the Boston Red Sox.

And Garvey rips one down the left field line, but it is foul.

And Garvey swings and misses for strike two!

And George Brett from Kansas City.

And give them the heave ho in 20 minutes

And give us a violin and cello recital.

And good bye, Mr. Roarke. Thank you so much

And Grant detests you too.

And Harry's gone with her evidently.

And have popcorn parties.

And he always finds some way to bounce back.

And he has it inside that attaché case.

And he is a fine looking boy.

And he is indeed a very lucky man.

And he lets them walk all over him.

And he spoke with an accent.

And he swings and misses for strike one.

And he wants to get rid of his wife,

And he's all alone out there. You know he's afraid of the dark.

And he's done it! He struck out Steve Garvey on three consecutive pitches.

And he's not even taking any warm up pitches.

And he's ready to help you. Ah.

And hello, Kitty.

And her husband of two days, Spencer MacLean.

And here anything exists, if I so wish.

And here comes Jack Kincaid, the famous American driver.

And here comes Zim Zam with a bold move.

And here is your sweet little purse.

And here it comes. And it is strike three and Fred Lynn is out.

And here we are at the final judging...

And here we are, just like it was then.

And here we are. Here we are.

And here, I am to be obeyed.

And here, if you wish to be irresistible to women,

And high school teachers like me. [ Chuckles ]

And his brother, Ken Brett.

And his fantasy is one shared by millions of others.

And his son turned out the same way,

And his usual excellent taste.

And his wife feels it's destroying their marriage.

And his wife Rachel and son Patrick,

And how does your sister, Dina, feel about it?

And how vulnerable you were.

And how you continued it,

And I aim to uphold the law.

And I also think, Grace, that you and I are not wanted here anymore.

And I bet it tastes pretty good too. Yes.

And I better warn you,

And I can sit in the stands and wonder, "Which one dies today?"

And I can't operate like that with a snot nosed kid like you hanging around my neck!

And I could be good for you.

And I could lose my job on the fishing boat.

And I decided that the only people that read Emerson anymore...

And I didn't imagine all those other things!

And I don't expect any more problems like I had at lunch either.

And I don't know beans about calf's foot jelly.

And I don't like being laughed at.

And I don't wanna be the one that that kills this family's dream...

And I don't want her to get hurt.

And I figured the best way to do it...

And I filled the bill, right?

And I had to mess everything up.

And I have been giving some serious thought...

And I have to get up with the sun tomorrow.

And I like rich a whole lot better.

And I love him for that.

And I love him.

And I loved her too,

And I loved your mother very much.

And I never expected to leave with King Albert.

And I raise... 5,000.

And I said I wanted us... the way we were.

And I saw you with swingin' old Nina.

And I sell him you, sight unseen.

And I suddenly remembered something as I was reading through an old ledger...

And I think I love him too.

And I think you're going to be very impressed with what you see.

And I thought Nolan Ryan was tough.

And I thought you might be hungry.

And I wanna tell you something.

And I want you to.

And I was 4 F for the army, bum eardrums. How about you?

And I was bringing Janet here on our honeymoon.

And I will not only prove my thesis,

And I will probably devour enough pie and fried food to be violently ill for a week.

And I'll arrange for us to be on the first flight out of here.

And I'll dedicate it to you.

And I'll just keep apologizing.

And I'll write as soon as I can. Oh!

And I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to please leave my table.

And I'm gonna finish a novel I've been working on... forever.

And I'm just an old fashioned dirty old man.

And I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.

And I'm to be crowned in a couple of months.

And I'm very fond of my wife.

And I've been in love with you ever since.

And if he runs out of gas, you're my man, Delano.

And if I could just show you the pictures,

And if I look at your presentation, then what?

And if I were you, friend,

And if number two looks anything like this one, you've sure done your job.

And if she is, what happens then?

And if that hasn't brought me satisfaction so far, well,

And if there's a direct hit a direct, mind you

And if you are so foolish

And if you give me a chance,

And if you go back to racing now,

And if you loved her, then you've gotta do what she would've wanted you to do.

And if your girls like me better, that's their business.

And in the contest everything will go just as you wish.

And in the summer, I remember my parents bought the beehive,

And in the woods and the lake, all the food you could hope to eat.

And it certainly is an honor to meet you.

And it certainly wasn't Peggy.

And it took you to get through to him just by making him laugh.

And it was a picnic, believe me.

And it wasn't me.

And it'll be like old times.

And it's a very isolating, lonely place to be.

And it's all of you who must survive with one another...

And it's full of real, old fashioned small town people.

And it's gonna be a pleasure to sit back and relax...

And it's guys like me that pay for it.

And it's killing you.

And it's low for a ball. Ellis Valentine is the batter.

And Jack London I like him too,

And Janet's husband.

And just a start.

And just what do you think you're gonna do about it?

And know that our kids are in the care of the girl who who wrote this thesis.

And leave it for me to sign and send to you.

And let me point out that in her court here...

And look at this. Already, he's moving out in front.

And look at this. Already, he's moving out in front.

And look, I still have the bird's nest!

And lost his family and any decent friends 'cause he couldn't stop gambling.

And lures sailors to their death.

And magic too

And make sure that the photographers and the press don't bug us

And make the exchange while I'm on my honeymoon.

And may both of you have a happy forever.

And may God have mercy on thy soul! [ Gasps ]

And may I suggest...

And maybe even

And maybe he just wants me to replace her.

And me, Carlotta Smith, the head swan.

And miss a chance to see my favorite movie star?

And Mr. Maxwell seemed quite pleased to discover we were here.

And Mr. Roarke promised I would.

And Mr. Shane want us to find out who Miss Howell really is?

And Mrs. Deering fainted. That's in the record.

And my client will be coming here?

And never have to work in a cheesy five and dime or greasy chili palace again...

And not much money either, I bet.

And not one lousy tangerine in the basket.

And now here you are.

And now I could offer you a variety of coffins.

And now let's hurry to This purse, it's not mine.

And now let's see what decision the judges have made on our first runner up.

And now she wants us to try to help her follow in her mother's footsteps.

And now the moment we've all been waiting for.

And now they are here for a reunion.

And now your time has come. Is that it?

And now, if you'll please empty your pockets.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

And one broken whiskey bottle [ Slashing Sound ]

And one more sympathetic to Carpathia's independent freedom will be voted in.

And one young lady's interest in you will simply not go away.

And out by the pool,

And over there is, um, Fred Lynn of the Boston Red Sox.

And racquetball club that I'm buggin' everybody to invest in?

And realized that, uh, all of the Honeybees,

And really meant it.

And receiving something that, uh, you may not wish.

And remember what I told you. I'm an old fashioned girl.

And remember. If ever you need Spider Man,

And running in third in the Lotus is Marshall Klein.

And shares of membership just $10,000 each.

And she didn't respond.

And she hopes we can give them back the happiness they once had.

And she loved you all that time.

And she never pushed me.

And she was a beauty contest winner?

And she'd insisted on burying it alone.

And she's only half of it.

And single too. What's her fantasy, boss?

And so it will be, Mrs. Elgin.

And some fool has to uphold that law.

And some judge released 'em on a technicality.

And some people call him

And some people play... deadly tricks, if you get my meaning.

And some very difficult to get copies of The Incredible Hulk.

And soon the werewolf will walk the forest [ Man ] No!

And stay there!

And stop Go ahead now. Up you go.

And stop calling me Margo.

And take care of that leg, huh?

And take you and Mrs. Wade back to the States where you can iron out the details.

And thanks to you, so will Pip. [ Bell Dings ]

And that damage could have only been done...

And that is precisely what he shall be this weekend.

And that will be the end of freedom for three million people.

And that's it? Yes.

And that's more than a lot of people can say about themselves.

And that's their parents, right, boss?

And that's what I did. I'm not gonna race anymore, Son.

And that's what's gonna hurt.

And the auction will start, and then everything will come apart.

And the bank would have taken that away from you...

And the dinner tonight.

And the former M.V.P. of the Boston Red Sox, Fred Lynn coming to bat.

And the gentleman with her is her fiancé, Carlyle Cranston.

And the good old fashioned American values still prevail.

And the great Tattoo will be here with his magic show...

And the greatest man I've ever known or ever want to know.

And the higher you go, the harder you have to work to stay there.

And the idea that I would commit a murder

And the legendary Curtis "No Skids" Jackson,

And the newspaper people between scenes.

And the only solid lead the name on that marker I saw before the lights went out

And the option money for the land and then some.

And the other 11 men in his crew,

And the people I used were very thorough.

And the people who write the horoscope in the newspapers,

And the place was just hopping with frogs. Like this one?

And the residents tend to ignore the outside world.

And the sad thing is you don't deserve it.

And the silver spoon we already have,

And the spaceship landed.

And the staff will have you out of here within 20 minutes.

And the star of our show,

And the thought of her in prison

And then I almost capsized the boat, but you were there.

And then I had to study my lines.

And then insist on meeting us tonight at the casino if he wasn't ready to deliver?

And then just when I had it in my reach, I let it get away from me.

And then over the mountains

And then Patrick will want to work with you again.

And then somebody saps me from behind.

And then they're gonna come right over here and try to hang your three prisoners.

And then we received yours and, uh,

And then you get involved with those voodoo people.

And then, perhaps, uh, a snifter of sherry.

And there

And there is the green flag. Out in front is the incredible American driver, Jack Kincaid.

And therein lies her problem.

And they kept coming after me and coming after me!

And they were fascinated.

And they're raiding my joint? Remind me to call His Honor in the morning.

And this is my sister Laurie. Laurie's short for Lorelei,

And this is not gonna be any pushover.

And this kid's the worst.

And this, uh, gun he has alleged to have found?

And three of the greatest hitters in the game coming up to the plate.

And to think I talked to her once. You stupid jerk.

And today

And Topeka, Kansas, is not a magic kingdom.

And trailing the field by some 10 lengths, Zim Zam.

And try and talk them out of their red ball?

And two cans of peaches.

And two cans of peaches. Yes, sir.

And until then, stay out of my life!

And until you are ready to comply with it, I'll have to ask you to leave.

And Valentine hits a drive to deep left center field. It's going in for extra bases.

And Valentine moves to second on the play.

And we are going to help him to do that, boss?

And we are gonna give him that chance, boss?

And we can't stay on Fantasy Island forever. [ Sighs ]

And we expect to be invited to the wedding.

And we have five lovely young ladies,

And we have you two guys to thank for getting us together again.

And we raised the official flag of your country.

And we succeeded.

And we want you to know it was worth every penny of that $51. Yeah.

And we wondered if we could stay a few more days.

And we'll be just fine.

And we're taking out his yacht with it.

And well, we had to throw the ladder down so he couldn't get up after us, you see?

And what are you gonna tell me you are, the shah of Iran?

And what do you call him?

And what of the famous Kay Penny?

And when Conrad tried to put it back, he fell in the freezer.

And when Herbie tried to pull him out, he stood on a shelf full of cans

And where will he be during all this?

And who wouldn't go anyplace else for her shame.

And whom I can trust.

And why the mystery in getting here?

And wish you luck in the dangerous roles you've taken on.

And with Big Al behind you, you can be as big a star as you wanna be.

And worth millions too.

And would be buried here on this island that I loved.

And yet your gift of humor is something...

And you you found a girl...

And you always act like it's a miracle.

And you always get your way, right?

And you are not interested in how or why she came here?

And you brought this voodoo priest here now?

And you came here just like that.

And you can pass that along.

And you can't even manage a lousy picnic without making a shambles of it.

And you did not even have a good answer.

And you didn't forget

And you know it'd be time to get something to eat. [ Chuckles ]

And you let him steal you blind.

And you should've seen their faces.

And you take that hocus pocus seriously?

And you think that all of these people...

And you think you know who is.

And you took the tiller and set the sail right again.

And you two boys are my target.

And you want to enjoy it.

And you were the one that took us all out to dinner afterwards.

And you won't even need to pack.

And you won't have a country anymore.

And you'd better have lots of money with you. Because I'm starved.

And you'd have to go by the name of Albert instead of Ernie.

And you're afraid she won't like you as yourself, huh?

And you're beautiful.

And you're due in front of the camera in one hour.

And you're looking at his number one victim.

And you've been using me like like a like a pawn..

And your blackmailer made available.

And your son has no place in a class with normal children.

And your son, what does he do?

And, hell, those people, they spend 10 thousand spillin' drinks.

And, honey, you have a date with Desmond Vaughn.

And, ladies and gentlemen, you're reminded there will be an exacta

And, last but not least, Hannah Baker...

And, like Cinderella, for just a brief time,

And, of course, the Jeeps will return in two days to take you all back to the main house.

And, uh, as you say,

And, uh, good luck.

And, uh, he loves you very much, Mr. Beamus.

And, uh, holding the yellow flowers,

And, uh, I don't want Chuck to see it.

And, uh, in love.

And, uh, now, Tattoo, if you please.

And, uh, once inside, I think you'll find...

And, uh, rest well, Henley,

And, uh, she sent something along for safekeeping.

And, uh, that quaint white house across from the bookbinder's, is your home for the weekend.

And, uh, things that need doing around the house.

And, uh, took every precaution to see no one was hurt.

And, uh, you've given up hope for Miss Malone?

And, uh, your quick draw?

And, um, I still haven't answered your question.

And, um, Pierre.

And, um, we had to spend the night in the hayloft because of the bear.

And, um, your solution is to withdraw? Yes.

And... instead I think it's just driven us further apart.

And... thanks for the drink.

Andrea, I told you. You gotta hug the wall.

Andrea? A very pretty name for a very pretty lady.

Angry? Heck, no. I got me a movie star for a girlfriend.

Animal killing. Trophy killing.

Ann and her brother, Tony.

Ann and Tony's parents are divorced.