Space Force (2020) - Season 1 Edit

A 100 year old white man to make this work!

A billion people are gonna be staring at your mouth.

A chimpstronaut..

A collaborative effort between the scientists of the United States,

A declaration, which I'm sure was misinterpreted,

A dollar?

A dozen people have set foot on the moon. They only ever remember Armstrong.

A fellow scientist would be loath to put our mission at risk.

A film negative. It was clever.

A flag is a symbol.

A guard.

A human being who is battling fear

A human being who is not doing it for the money, by the way.

A laser sword is a child's toy.

A lifetime of military jackassery

A little low, don't you think?

A lot of heavy equipment there,

A million dollars.

A name I can't repeat.

A new branch that's done nothing but blow up on launchpads

A passport, Costco card.

A really wonderful time. Enjoy.

A rosé colored rocket fuel

A sandwich.

A Space Force chimpanzee named Marcus.

A thousand dollars for a plastic button cover?

A title as meaningless as war itself.

A week away in a lunar habitat, alone with his thoughts?

A what?

Abortionville, Blue State.

About 100 miles away.

About as healthy as a bowl of g**** ice cream, too.

About the launch?

About their sexual needs?

Absolutely not. Hello.

Absolutely not. I don't want you to bring this up again.

Absolutely. Everyone's wearing one but me.

Acknowledge my gender again, and I will fuck you in the ass.

Actually, black people and Koreans have tons in common.

Actually, Chief Scientist now.

Actually, despite its lack of tectonic plates,

Actually, he said, "Boobs on the moon," but we believe that to be a typo.

Actually, I know a place that is closer to your house

Actually, she committed a very serious crime.

Actually, that thought  has crossed my mind.

Actually, you can call POTUS.

Actually, you do.

Adrian, get some rest.

Adrian, here's the deal.

Adrian, there is power in conformity!

Adrian!

Adrian!

Advance!

After an astronaut is killed.

After Christmas Eve.

After I called her a bitch.

After we testify.

After your uncle was appointed to the National People's Congress.

Agreed. Maybe we should put a stop to it.

Agreed. They just trampled over the American Koran.

Ah, art.

Ah, God.

Ah, I can't. It was an order.

Ah, that's right, yes. All right, that's the Pickering Building.

Ah, these hearings are bullcrap.

Ah, well,  perhaps the breath refreshment sector

Ah, yes. The sculptor.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. [chuckles]

Ah. Here he is.

Ah. Mission accomplished.

Ah. So we have heard from Mr. Chan.

Ah. That's why we've got duct tape.

Ah. They're everywhere!

Ah. Uh, which one is the dog?

Ah. Went up good, right?

Ah... I'm not weak. You're weak.

Air Force has airmen. Space Force has spacemen.

Air Force or Space Force?

Air Force ready?

Air Force used to just be part of the Army, Kick.

All American, University of Michigan football player.

All day? Five hours, tops.

All due respect, but under General Grabaston,

All my Korean friends are hotheads.

All my responsibility. Half my authority.

All right

All right, a big fuckin' bomb. That was my first instinct, anyway.

All right, get him up on the screen. We do not have much time.

All right, good.

All right, hold on a second, Jean Baptiste.

All right, I'll try.

All right, it was me!

All right, let's make a list.

All right, let's not just dismiss that out of hand.

All right, Mark.

All right, so how do you communicate with...

All right, so we're going into battle. And you are dressed like Annie Hall.

All right, so we've got Yuri, Baxter, Chan.

All right, sorry. Sorry.

All right, tell him I'll be right there.

All right, well, when you get out, we will go to the Grand Canyon.

All right!

All right!

All right? Just keep it together.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Good.

All right. I need you guys to tell me all the dirt.

All right. I wasn't gonna get into any of this, but...

All right. I'll do it.

All right. It's just that, when you start talking,

All right. That might put us in the mood.

All that matters is lunar combat.

All the endangered lizards within 600 yards of the launch site.

All this man does is eat his feelings.

All you need to do is fight hard.

Alone.

Along with the many, many engineers and scientists

Alongside the Constitution, the Bill of Rights,

Alpha Squad! Move out!

Also known as the strip club.

Also, his helmet has a laser that we can activate,

Also, my freedom.

Also, there's something here

Although you look, um, different in person.

Am I at the wrong house?

Am I free to go?

Am I?

Am I? Yeah. Yeah. Strange. I

Americans landed on the lunar surface and took that photo.

An accident where a person gets hurt.

An orange every once in a while.

An orange?

Anabela Ysidro Campos

And And frankly, I'm feeling the weight of that.

And "only eat carbs" the next!

And a good one.

And a group of world class tradespeople

And a math degree  from the University of Hawaii, so back up.

And a second ID with a photo.

And all because of you.

And all of it has to do with, "Well, is it consensual?"

And also that your study of the enzymes

And also, your father?

And anyway, they have fantastic fashion consultants.

And as we, as a nation,

And Baxter. That guy gives me the creeps.

And beyond.

And can we pick up the pace, please? It's been 20 minutes,

And Colorado? Oh!

And Dad and the only other guy I know who could help are useless.

And don't try to run, Naird, or we'll shoot you in the back.

And Epsilon will launch at 1700 hours.

And Erin.

And even though this will be an international mission,

And exhaustion and uncertainty.

And figure some things out.

And find the goddamn spy before this thing hits the news cycle.

And flat.

And freedom is what allows you to talk that sass.

And go back to live your life.

And handed to a New Jersey nincompoop.

And has done so for the past 200 years?

And has poison on the tip.

And he still hasn't had a bowel movement.

And he wants something special from Space Force.

And he's about your age, so...

And his bowel movements have become miserly and unspontaneous.

And honesty and support.

And how are we powering the thrusters?

And how did you arrive at it?

And how I'mma fit my fingers through these scissor holes

And how is that different than veal?

And how you do one thing is how you do everything.

And hundreds of billions of American dollars in disaster relief.

And I can pretty much eat them whenever I want.

And I can't put the bowling alley under the cyclotron

And I don't know which one is worse.

And I don't wanna lose that.

And I got an A plus on my end of term paper

And I got it.

And I have learned, like, literally nothing.

And I have the greatest respect for Tsinghua University.

And I just said he represents the best in all of us.

And I just said, "Congo?"

And I need it shock, I need awe, and I need it in PDF,

And I say that facetiously,

And I think you're gonna go crazy for this.

And I think you're gonna love it. You're gonna eat it up. Go. Yum yum.

And I thought I'd stop by and say hello.

And I understand her desire to support right wing clothing designers

And I want you to include Fuck Tony in your final selection process.

And I will try to impress upon him the importance of this new mission.

And I would have you operating with twice the funding

And I would like him to be able to continue his experiments

And I would like to know why my science budget

And I'll show mercy to you at the hearing.

And I'm almost at my limit for this month, so...

And I'm already kinda sleepy, sir.

And I'm always in the back of the line.

And I'm sure you're gonna do great with the delegation,

And I'm trying to protect myself, and I can't.

And I'm using a metal moon scoop

And if he looks at the right tool on the tool wall,

And if I can't protect it...

And if that's not enough,

And if the world does not stop this madness,

And if we do nothing,

And it all pretty much went sideways.

And it is our hope that we can get this net

And it made me think.

And it really shouldn't come from me, but there's no one else.

And it would be unfair to our stockholders to share proprietary information.

And it's a war crime, uh, which you should never ever do.

And keep on tickin'.

And know that Dr. Mallory

And let me tell you something, mister,

And let the Chinese slide their chopsticks up our buttholes.

And Louise.

And make sure that we are worthy of her product.

And much of the credit goes to the person sitting to your right,

And mutual respect.

And my career is at stake!

And my parents got a little carried away with their celebration.

And NASA was riddled with ex Nazis,

And neither am I.

And neither does he.

And next year at this time...

And no spaceman gets left behind.

And none of the oversight.

And noodle it around a little bit?

And now I grow potatoes.

And now I'm gonna teach you

And now, he lives under a bridge like a troll.

And older astronauts who spent ten years getting their PhD.

And one day it will explode."

And possibly graffiti the side of their base with "China sucks."

And putting noncombatant scientists in harm's way...

And released the oxygen as ordered.

And remember what she's fighting for.

And ruining my life.

And sacrifice.

And she killed Jeffrey Epstein with her bare hands.

And she leaves one of her fingernails real long

And shoot for the stars?

And shop at stores that don't, like, exclusively sell Wrangler jeans

And someone could get their head removed.

And Space Force has chosen the exoskeleton from Lockheed.

And state park brush fire.

And surely it is the people who invented the bus,

And talking about women's underwear?

And thanks for acknowledging me earlier.

And that is a $100 million plane,

And that is my fault, and I apologize, right

And that is where Dr. Banner works with the gamma rays.

And that makes us stay up even longer.

And that one astronaut may be a human being

And that's only when the president allows it, by the way.

And the angry young congresswoman are coming.

And the animals that depend on that ice to live.

And the answer was no.

And the Epsilon is the new spacecraft fighter, right?

And the launch at 1700

And the queen of TikTok.

And the second group will remain in reserve.

And the winner is Space Force!

And then I came along.

And then she can always blame us if it all goes sideways.

And then took the forklift apart and turned it into a rover.

And then we stay up thinking about not being able to sleep,

And there is no "I" in "shirt."

And there's nothing we can transmit from Earth

And there's this guard, Louise,

And there's two cans of hairspray.

And this sounds like a string of new behaviors.

And this will bring us one step closer to returning to the moon,

And this...

And this...

And to your point, we are, in fact, years ahead of schedule.

And use Epsilon's adjustment thrusters to bring the craft to the panels?

And we could read that out in installments over the campus PA system.

And we don't have enough time

And we don't wanna jeopardize our mission.

And we have to send the plumber the Who What tickets?

And we may have spent a billion dollars

And we need you in Wild Horse, ASAP.

And we still don't have an electrician or an HVAC specialist.

And weld two solar panels back onto the Epsilon 6.

And Wendy's has a new hamburger that they're serving rare, so...

And what better reminder of the Earth than an orange.

And what do you estimate the velocities are?

And what's "Scraps"?

And when it shines on something, Marcus will try to manipulate that thing.

And who has been eating dehydrated mac and cheese,

And why are all my pages redacted?

And will prepare to receive the scientists as refugees at the US base.

And wipe our asses with your skin.

And would be, um...

And yet here I am... with Jerome.

And you also just punched a general. That is not cool.

And you are a huge excuse.

And you are Dr....

And you are marked dead by the game master.

And you can tell him that we're doing just fine.

And you don't have to tip the attendant

And you don't have to worry about how they treat you.

And you landing to the crater, that will change the temperature.

And you put one in Times Square. You put on in Tiananmen Square.

And you remembered my name.

And you will change the world.

And you'll be marched home like a sack of manure on a pair of stilts.

And you'll have to forgive me if I sound like a woman on a mission,

And your calendar says it's a leg day.

And your paper was...

And, as theater, they make Wild Horse High School

And, at high tide, it is mostly submerged.

And, by the way, "Thank you, stay out, thank you" is not very fucking fraternal.

And, from there, to Mars.

And, if all else fails, you can feign incompetent,

And, of course, the Miracle on Ice.

And, please, don't let my dad go under the house again.

And, Tony, nicely done.

And, uh, General Naird,

And, uh, who are you dating?

And... anybody who's from Belgium.

And... like those... great patriots,

And... separation.

And... why would they need a forklift?

Angela, I think there are springs and bolts and such

Anniversary?

Any last name, Eddie?

Any of it?

Any questions?

Any questions?

Any sort of violence and we break that treaty.

Anybody under the rank of lieutenant general can take notes.

Anybody wanna answer that?

Anybody, all right? Take it off like a Band Aid.

Anybody? Meredith, are you here?

Anyone?

Anything terrible any of you might've done.

Anything?

Anyway, my father wouldn't approve.

Anyway, um, I kind of thought you were calling me

Anyway, you only got your position

Approaching max q.

Are Treason, did you say?

Are me and Dr. Chan, Dr. Swedberg,

Are recorded for posterity, Captain?

Are they serving dinner on the flight?

Are we all agreed?

Are we expected to breed?

Are we now pretending we have tons of time?

Are we still going tie shopping later at Walmart?

Are you doing something different with your upper lip?

Are you drunk right now?

Are you eavesdropping on a classified conversation?

Are you gonna order anything? The line's kind of long.

Are you gonna say something? Or...

Are you kidding me? Fifteen minutes?

Are you okay?

Are you really okay with being alone all year,

Are you still holding a grudge? Don't be petulant, Anthony.

Are you still upset about the button covers?

Are you suggesting Chan is a Chinese spy?

Are you sure?

Aren't too tired to help with a little math homework.

Arms... like noodles.

Arousal is birthed in the brain.

Arrest him.

As a "territory of scientific research."

As a publicist, I never reveal my sources, but it was Hannah.

As a representative of the Army,

As a way to demean women

As happy as his first childhood pet.

As high up in the administration as you can think!

As long as the models match

As soon as somebody thinks that I am smart,

As the official Space Force gun

Assault rifles?

Assess and inventory?

Assess and inventory.

At 50 grand a year,

At least I let him go home with the rest of the cake.

At the biotech arm of Edison Jaymes,

At the budget hearing in Washington,

At the new base.

At your age?

At your discretion.

Attached to the email was a large video file.

Aw, you're killing it, boss man!

Aw. I should be tweeting this.

Bags of chimp food, ten.

Bags of dog food, ten.

Balls!

Banana there.

Barbecue's bangin', skincare is flawless.

Basically, it's a book club. How's Daddy?

Be ready with it.

Beautiful. Wow.

Because an orange, like the Earth itself,

Because anyone can have five stars if they only have one or two reviews.

Because Belgium is part of Europe.

Because he doesn't understand it.

Because if you don't, it's going to attract ants

Because it's part of the cost of admission.

Because of my proximity to classified information,

Because of the large sample sizes and long time periods,

Because that is what I signed on for when we got married.

Because the last time I handed you my phone,

Because the panels were the power source.

Because there's no air on the moon, sir?

Because there's no version of a man leading a woman on a leash

Because they can have their security clearance taken away.

Because they know the old man cares about them.

Because you don't think that there's really a spy.

Because you got a goddamn spy over there, and you better find him ASAP!

Because you're a crook and a womanizer, and I hate your guts.

Because you're a straight white male, you always had other weapons.

Because you're on the line with F. Tony Scarapiducci

Because you're too stubborn to admit

Because, honestly, you are hopeless.

Become part of our mission?

Becoming an astronaut is a little like losing your virginity.

Beep, beep, beep. Crunch.

Before I get a chance to say something.

Before the air is released from your suit,

Before they're too far away to reattach.

Beijing is hosting the Winter Olympics 2022.

Belgium is part of the European Space Agency

Believes in "good for all."

Between our moon bases.

Between Space Force and Air Force Red Team.

Big bomb, little bomb.

Big Eagle is ready to replace the Dodo Bird!

Big fan.

Big launch today, huh?

Bigger the better.

Bitch, I got straight A's

Bitches don't like to be called bitches anymore.

Bleh. God, that thing. Six months and a bunch of rats over budget.

Bleh. Okay, well, he was gonna die anyway.

Blue Apron meets Bonobos.

Blunt force trauma.

Bobby Telatovich.

Bobby's taking me to the desert for a pop up concert.

Boom!

Boots on the moon by 2024.

Boots on the moon in 2024.

Boots on the moon!

Boots on the moon.

Boots on the moon.

Boots on the moon.

Boots on the moon.

Boots with US feet in 'em, I mean.

Booyah!

Bosnia.

Botany's actually, like, pretty self explanatory.

Both are only designed to get the spacesuits back to base

Both fin and drill. Fin and drill.

Both my parents are in jail, and I can't get a tattoo. Okay.

Both you and my child are very creative.

Both! Pick up both! Fin and the drill.

Bottom line, we had a great win.

Brad is so funny.

Brad, come on, dude. You're a general.

Brad, have a seat.

Brad, have you ever seen or done anything suspicious on base?

Brad, I'm going to need you to task the satellite

Brad, may I see you in my office, please?

Brad, no medal for that asshole.

Brad, see if you can get General Tsengjun up on the screen.

Brad, since when are you giving orders? Just take him.

Brad, will you tell this prepubescent killing machine who I am?

Brad...

Breached the capsule walls in all pods,

Breaking a treaty with a reprisal attack of unwarranted destruction,

Breaking up over Denver.

Breath mints.

Brightest known star in the galaxy.

Bring up the images of the satellite's last pass over Tranquility.

Bronze Star.

Brotherhood came after the manga!

Brown doesn't go with anything.

Brown paper bag on fire, but there's poop in it.

Bug.

Bug.

But also, don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

But as wonderful as they are,

But being faithful is hurting us.

But boy oh boy, Norway would be happy.

But don't underreact, either.

But don't worry, these aren't the only weapons you'll have.

But first, he has to do something for us.

But first, Marcus go outside.

But for the next 40 to 60 years, not so much.

But greatness was never won without suffering.

But he has to think it's written by Baxter.

But he knew all about the temperature study.

But he's actually destabilizing it.

But he's definitely the person who should be deciding our tech.

But how are you feeling, Mark? Are you excited?

But I also can't help thinking that means I'm fucked.

But I am one.

But I am the publicist to man's search for something grander,

But I can lift up if you like.

But I don't care because I'm here with you.

But I don't have to listen to it anymore.

But I don't mind him going to the moon.

But I have always gotten back up.

But I think I had a small heart attack this morning.

But I think of some things.

But I'm not 100% straight, either.

But I'm still not hearing any specifics about the science.

But I'm sure the committee will come to that conclusion

But if I had a laser cannon,

But if I had, would you be impressed?

But if I were you, I would be very aware

But if I'm fired, I'm fired. I get it. Don't even think about it now.

But in the military, we have to risk lives.

But it is so, so good.

But it just doesn't feel good to feel like I'm being hidden away,

But it was a great achievement for humanity nevertheless.

But it's further east than us.

But it's hard to top that Y2K combination of excitement and fear.

But it's okay.

But no one can own part of the moon.

But nobody ever listens to me!

But not as aggressive as home invasion slash murder?

But now the Manchester Arms Company can advertise the R 9

But now they wanna know the arcsine.

But now your chimp has flung them way past the craft,

But now, one week left,

But on a slightly different trajectory.

But poor Daddy.

But say I poke a hole on my suit, like on a cactus,

But she was one, two times.

But something one of Edison's people said, it's got me worried.

But sometimes you have to lie to people in order to motivate them.

But that is something that we can work with.

But the best case scenario is colonizing the galaxy.

But the rest of us, we have to be subtle in our disobedience,

But the spacemen are just a little tiny bit fucked.

But the terms were agreed to during the preliminary calls,

But the uniforms, well, they're just not working for us.

But then I saw this painting. John Paul Jones.

But then you forget to,

But then... a giant metal space friend will come and rescue you, Marcus

But there are ten years' worth of tampons, for some reason.

But they are both equally on the same team."

But they asked, "Hunting what?"

But they were unable to get flights from New Jersey in time.

But they're so damn expensive, and my dad...

But this European International Treaty, come on!

But this?

But those are big ifs.

But to occupy.

But we dropped them faster than a Mark Ronson bass line.

But we're the only ones with Pegasus.

But what if a foreign aggressor shoots that satellite down?

But why not?

But with a grain of truth.

But would it work?

But you

But you cannot get a library job

But you do.

But you folks have really doubled down on the potatoes.

But you're no John Wayne.

But your astronauts slept in the capsule.

But, Dr. Zhang, you understand that no country can own any part of the moon.

But, honestly, I love your vibe, man.

But, honey, it's important to adapt.

But, I mean, cows must be, like, "Are you kidding me?

But, I mean, if something else were to come of it,

But, like, the military, they're cool with it?

But, like, you wanna do it in a cool way.

But, now, Gerald Ford... hochi mochi!

But, of course, the process of adapting our current uniforms

But, please, defend it.

But, you know, of course,

But...

Butter peanut nana banana.

By about 2,000 miles.

By leaking my text messages.

By that amount of time.

By the entire Serb 3rd Army.

By the time I get this on, the war will be over.

By the way, there is no need Mark should be privy

Bye.

Bye.

Calculate orbital period. What's our radial trajectory?

Call me Bobby. It's more reassuring.

Call the first one, Brad.

Can a fuel be created that consumes its own exhaust?

Can anyone tell me what that is?

Can be as small as a BB sized tear in a spacesuit.

Can I bring my cat?

Can I make a reservation at the Outback for you for tonight?

Can I see technical specifications for the Epsilon part E 16f fuel pump?

Can she bring her cat?

Can we get a video conference going?

Can we go talk to your number two now?

Can you come home and help me?

Can you imagine how proud your parents would be over in, uh...

Can you keep a secret?

Can you please let me out?

Can you switch me to a private channel, please?

Can you zoom in on the exhaust mount?

Can't be certain where the boots will actually be made.

Can't buy your own?

Can't really talk about it.

Can't, sir.

Can't. Lots of math homework due tomorrow.

Cannot be taken back.

Captain Ali, a good staff sergeant is a treasure.

Captain Ali, I think that you should go for a walk.

Captain Ali, it's up to you. Advance!

Captain Ali, you are hereby ordered to attack the Chinese base.

Captain Ali?

Captain Angela Ali, sir.

Captain Dave Powers, astronaut,

Captain, Major, sculptor, I would like you to clean this mess up.

Captain, when we first met, you disobeyed an order.

Certainly trust.

Chairwoman,

Chambers, give me a burpee.

Chan gets it. Maybe we should let him handle this.

Chan had an umbrella.

Chan, could you pack this stuff up for me? Thank you.

Chan, does it say who trained the dog and the chimp?

Chan, now.

Chan, what's behind your back?

Chan.

Chan. Definitely.

Change of plans. I would like you to keep an eye on my daughter today.

Charge!

Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas.

Cheaper, lighter, and cleaner than any fuel ever created.

Check your phone.

Cheers.

Chemists have looked to the stars and asked a question:

Chief of staff is only one step away from FLOTUS,

Chief Scientist, Space Force.

Chimp, adult male.

China and India are both part of Asia, are they not?

China forced our hand.

Civilian contractor, Kelly King.

Clearly.

Clever.

Close it up?

Close the marriage?

Close your eyes.

Close.

Cloth.

Colleague to colleague.

Colonoscopies.

Come on, Brad!

Come on, spaceman.

Come on, you got this, man. Make me proud!

Come on! Get up, spacemen! Show some heart!

Come on. I'm trying to save you! Damn it, come back here.

Come on. We are putting people's lives at risk

Come on. We're going to a party.

Come on. We're not China here.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Coming up on bearing separation.

Command shift 6.

Companionship

Conditions are never perfect.

Congrats to...

Congratulations, Adrian,

Congratulations, General Naird.

Congratulations, I guess.

Congratulations, Ms. Jaymes.

Congressman Schugler.

Congresspeople! Congresspeople!

Consisting of mostly very green teenage recruits

Consisting of three bags of garbage from a 1990 shuttle mission and a Tesla.

Construction detour.

Cool! I haven't started, and I already wanna quit.

Cool.

Correcting for lunar gravitation, 707.4.

Cost as much as four new middle schools.

Could be better.

Could power the United States for an entire year.

Could we get back on track here for a second?

Could you ever imagine supporting a war on the moon?

Counting to 125 will give you ample time to think it over.

Cover me, Sergeant.

Crowned with the Crunch of Capitan.

Crushing the spirits of your own team.

Culminating with a mock infantry skirmish on the moon.

Cute pumps, Nerd.

Cute.

Da da da da da.

Dad told you?

Dad, Dad, I'm in the desert, west of town, with some sketchy dudes.

Dad, I am so proud of you.

Dad, is everything all right?

Dad, it's fine. Just, like, give me the money.

Dad, when you made three star, we had 100 guests and a band.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad?

Dad?

Dad.

Dad's cheating on you.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Damn shame about the ice.

Darling, you've got to keep your phone char

Dave, I don't wanna give you any unsolicited advice...

Deep down, you know it, too.

Define masturbation.

Definitely Maggie's kid.

Definitely not.

Descent engine command override off.

Destroyed the life support systems,

Did anybody die?

Did I say gang? I meant club.

Did news of something called the Apollo missions

Did not go as planned.

Did one of your favorite sporting teams succeed in their goals?

Did we agree on a signal? I don't think so.

Did we really just do what we really just did?

Did you buy tickets from someone?

Did you discuss with her your idea for a handshaking machine,

Did you hear yourself? Laser sword?

Did you know Amazon put their new headquarters there?

Did you know that the US Postal Service

Did you think it was a sword cane? Samurai sword?

Dietary science is by nature an imprecise sci

Disgusting that Space Force was taken from me

Ditching first period just to see me off?