Birds of Prey Edit

A badass motherfucking killing machine,

A chance to be my own woman.

A complication I didn't exactly need right now.

A criminal. A murderer.

A diamond.

A fresh start.

A harlequin's role

A kiss may be grand

A little help.

A master.

A matter of time before some other asshole

A new me.

A position, I might add, that wouldn't have been vacant

A really nice one.

A very special diamond.

A weird ass case of torture devices

Access denied. Access denied.

Access denied. Access denied. Denied.

Ace Chemicals got blown sky high last night.

Again.

Ah, crap.

Ah, fuck!

Aka

All right

All right

All right

All right

All right, all right,

All right. We can go.

All the best things in life Come for free

All these boys Trying to play my discography

All these fakers They come to a stop with me

All these years, I thought she was just a pretty face and a fine set of lungs.

All things considered, I did good.

Also, I'm outta groceries.

An audience.

And all you've got is rumors and a hunch?

And at the top of that list is this guy.

And by "ready" I mean

And by the way, they cut him off.

And don't let him give you shit, okay?

And for the first time in a long time,

And going out on your own.

And he happens to be the only person

And he said that he overheard something about laser encoding.

And he's got a new assassin.

And he's got her wrapped right around his fancy little finger.

And how I don't fit into it.

And Huntress got her family money back.

And I ain't never need him So it's so easy to leave him

And I be doing me I ain't never tryin' to please him

And I can take a hit I ain't scared of the pain

And I don't really bang But I came with the gang

And I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park.

And I guarantee your safety.

And I invested the cash in a little startup

And I love that fucking name, Huntress.

And I thought... Shh!

And I want you there with me.

And I'll come see you at the docks, day after tomorrow.

And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay? I promise.

And I'm sorry for your loss.

And I'm sorry I tried to sell you. That was a dick move.

And I'm telling it, so I'll start where I fucking want.

And if you get too close I might snatch off your chain

And if you go before he gets here, everything will be fine.

And it wasn't about them.

And it's so worth it.

And let Roman go finger fishing in the kid's intestinal tract,

And look at us now.

And luckily for me,

And make the same mistake she did?

And no one ever dared to object.

And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that.

And now he's just an ornament in my living room.

And now I'm done.

And pickle it.

And that is why you should never partake in paying federal income taxes.

And that makes him immune to the law, Captain?

And the fact that you're a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do.

And then had it sent to my office.

And then I'm gonna peel off that pretty face

And they disappeared.

And they make these little fellas.

And this arrow through his throat...

And those guys? They're gonna be just fine.

And took all the credit while he was at it.

And two left feet You know I always drop

And we found these buried in the mountains.

And we'll get outta here in one piece, okay?

And what terrible crime is that?

And when she was found dead in the street,

And who are you looking for?

And with it, the only key to the Bertinelli fortune.

And you know what? I owe you an apology.

And you think this is a big "fuck you," but in actuality

And you.

And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him.

And you're really not as clever as you think,

And, Miss Montoya, we do have a dress code.

And?

Any clean clothes in lost and found?

Anyone and everyone with Bertinelli blood is there.

Anyone else hungry? I know a great taco spot.

Anyway, lesson 37.

Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside.

Are you Cassandra Cain?

Are you drunk?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you serious?

Are you sure?

Aren't they?

Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy and bulletproof.

Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.

Aren't you, my little baby?

As in the Bertinelli massacre?

As soon as you give me the diamond.

As you can see, they have all the acupuncture points.

Back in the day, she used to help the GCPD.

Bad like a villain I pop it and then I reload

Bad, bad, bad memory

Bad, bad, bad memory

Bad, bad, bad memory

Bad, bad, bad memory

Bang bang and your party's done

Bang bang and your party's done

Be here tomorrow. 9:00 a.m. Sharp.

Became a psychiatrist.

Because Daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp.

Because I ate it, okay?

Because now I'm gonna slice your...

Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum.

Been picking up your phone? We've got a situation.

Before breaking up with the aforementioned madman

Before they're back together.

Begin a life of crime.

Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential.

Big up yourself 'Cause you know they don't

Bitch, you don't know How good I treat ya

Black Betty had a child, bam ba lam

Black Mask.

Blah, blah, blah. Fake fucking fucks.

Blow off a little steam.

Blow something up. Shoot someone.

Bravo.

Breaking his driver's legs.

Bridges to burn And places to run

Bridges to burn And places to run

Bridges to burn And places to run

Bridges to burn And places to run

Broke up with my ex Dumped him in a text

Bruce, come here. [whistles]

Bruce?

Bruce?

Bruce?

Bruce? Bruce!

Business is business.

But after a while, I even opened myself up

But diamonds are a girl's best friend

But don't you see? You're trying to kill me.

But don't you think that applies to me

But her partner at the time took all the credit.

But however many times he tried to ditch me...

But I always thought the guy was meant to get the girl a diamond.

But I know that this shit stick...

But I was never an establishment kinda gal.

But I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.

But I'm gonna need to renegotiate the terms of our deal.

But I'm leaving them numb

But I'm the one they should be scared of.

But it won't pay the rental On your humble flat

But it would be nothing

But look at me now.

But me? You need me!

But Mr. J was super broke up about it.

But no one makes an egg sandwich like Sal.

But trust me when I say, you're not gonna like

But we are gonna need some serious hardware.

But with all due respect, the Golden Lions are a family business.

But you can't tell anyone.

But you dared him to do it.

But you don't understand.

But you gotta find her before someone else does.

But you heard what the cop said. Sionis is gone.

But, Doc,

Bye bye, birdie.

Call me a softy.

Call me dumb. I have a PhD, motherfucker.

Can I help you?

Can we get this?

Canary, you know what you have to do!

Canary!

Captain, no.

Cartier, Cartier, Cartier

Cass!

Cass.

Catapulted to the high side!

Cell seven.

Chillax. No one knows we're here.

Come here, boy. Bruce?

Come here! No!

Come on, kid.

Come on!

Come on! Turn it up!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. It's okay. Come on.

Come on. Empty your pockets. All of it.

Come through with my girls And beat your ass on ladies' night

Consider me grateful.

Consider this your first lesson.

Constantly interrupting him, like I'm doing right now.

Cops who never would've dared come after me before

Could that be our little Miss Lance?

Cover your ears! You better get her back.

Cut her fucking open.

Cut her open.

Daddy!

Damn thing gone wild, bam ba lam

Dance. Dance, Erika!

Date night with my bitches Gettin' real twisted

Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied.

Diamonds

Diamonds

Diamonds are a girl's best

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are my new boyfriend

Did I, did I, did I finish?

Did she really tape you

Did you trace the messages?

Dinah Lance?

Do as you're told. Go.

Do I look like I'm worth half a million dollars?

Do it now!

Do it.

Do we have to bring them back?

Do you know what that means?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who you're working for?

Do you know why you're here? Hmm?

Do you need any more cocktails?

Doc?

Doc? Where is he?

Doc.

Does Brucey want a treat? Does Brucey want a treat?

Does she always talk like the cop in a bad '80s movie,

Does she have to keep running?

Don't cry.

Don't fucking move.

Don't need no clippers To give you a chop

Don't touch what you can't afford, mister.

Don't you get scared If I point it at you

Don't you think she would want you to use it?

Dope.

Dope.

Down here!

Driving around Gotham's newest Godfather.

Drop it.

Dumb ass kids.

Egg, bacon, American cheese.

Either someone who wants me dead,

Especially since I know you don't like me.

Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.

Eventually, he found me a new home.

Every person I ever wronged now felt free

Everyone you know be like "Bro, how you handle her?"

Everyone's looking for you. And you.

Ew.

Ew. Okay.

Excuse me!

Excuse me? I work for Sionis?

Excuse me. Sorry.

Experiment on me

Experiment on me

Experiment on me

Experiment on me

Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum.

Family's a fucking illusion.

Feeling good, feeling great

Fifteen years ago, one of the wealthiest

Finally.

Find a song to sing That is everything

Find me a new driver.

Finding love, it's not easy.

Fine.

Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you.

Fine. It was dumb luck. But still...

Fine. Since you stuck it out this long,

First thing a girl did Was a bop

For all the little birds I helped fly away from this world.

For all your noise and bluster,

For fuck's sake.

For good this time.

For me to see that the target on my back

For peeling faces is Roman Sionis,

For the record,

For what it's worth,

For you to understand why me, the cop, and that dame on the toilet...

Foster parents.

Found this necklace.

Four fingers from a knuckle sandwich

Freeze!

Freeze! Gotham PD.

Fuck family. All due respect, but fuck that.

Fuck off!

Fuck off! Get out.

Fuck you. And fuck you.

Fuck, Montoya, you smell like a dead rat's asshole.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! These are my things.

Fuck.

Fuck. I'm out.

Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.

Fucking fuck! I don't ask for much, do I?

Galante was working with Sionis.

Get arrested by the Batman.

Get back here, kid!

Get down!

Get off me.

Get off me.

Get on the fucking table.

Get out! Get out of here!

Get ready, ladies.

Get something to eat.

Get up there and fucking cut it off her.

Give me a #32. Mild.

Give me a minute.

Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck.

Go Black Betty, bam ba lam

Go get the kid.

Go get your car.

Go show those little bitches you don't mess with Roman Sionis.

Go, go, go.

Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap.

God damn it. Sit the fuck down.

Going down that night.

Good work, Officer.

Good. Fuck that guy.

Got bridges to burn And places to run

Got bridges to burn And places to run

Got my PhD.

Got some number Written sloppy on your palm

Gotcha. [groans]

Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.

Great club.

Guys, they're in the car.

H...

Had my heart broken once or twice.

Half a mil to whoever brings me the girl alive.

Half a million dollars?

Halt!

Harleen Quinzel.

Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up.

Harley Quinn just called open season on herself.

Harley Quinn.

Harley!

Harley!

Harley!

Harley! No! Get off me!

Has anyone got any bullets?

Have Ballistics check for a bullet in one of those parked cars.

Have fun with that.

Have the boys go find her.

Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off.

He bought himself an army.

He had four people killed alone last night.

He is not an acupuncture model. This is a statue of me.

He said that Roman couldn't stop talking about this thing.

He think it's cute That I know how to shoot

He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond.

He was wandering around Chinatown.

He'll have all the money and connections

He's after all of us.

He's already building an army.

He's lost

He's lost in the loneliness

He's my little dumpling, aren't you?

He's no longer there, but...

He's right.

He's sure as hell after me. I just robbed him.

He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. He knows everything and everyone.

Helena Bertinelli.

Helena Bertinelli.

Hello, nice baby.

Her name's Cassandra Cain.

Her name's Cassandra Cain.

Her. Renee Montoya.

Here, hold on to this for me, okay?

Here, look at this. Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.

Here. Get down. Come on. You'll be safe.

Here's the thing about new love...

Here's the thing, Romy baby.

Hey, get the door, man. I got her, I got her.

Hey, I know that guy.

Hey, I think you should see this.

Hey, it's Detective Montoya. Respect your elders.

Hey, kid.

Hey, nice. What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shtick?

Hey, where did you get...

Hey, you'll ruin your nails.

Hey, you're the asshole no one likes.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, boys.

Hi.

Him, too?

His driver.

Hiya, Romy.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Perfect.

Hmm. Sure was.

Hold, please.

Holy back door, Beavy. This is getting outta hand.

Holy fuck.

Holy fuck.

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

How do you spell "mercenary"?

How'd he get fired from his own fucking company?

How'd you do it? Come on, tell me.

Huh.

Huh. Thanks, but I think I'm good with the singing gig.

Hungover, and thinking about breakfast.

Huntress.

Hurry up!

I agitate his already delicate sense of mental equilibrium.

I agree completely. So I'll do that, as well.

I ain't a band but you know how I rock

I am thinking big, baby.

I appreciate your offer, Mr. Sionis.

I call them dorky little do gooders.

I can help you find it.

I can.

I can.

I can't find Bruce. I can't find him. I...

I can't get out there. I just need to get through.

I chew, chew, chew 'Cause they hope I choke

I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted,

I dare ya.

I do not care that you're a kid.

I do what I want 'Cause I know that I'm hot

I don't know nothing about no diamond.

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet

I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet

I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet

I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes

I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes

I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes

I don't need your help. I got this.

I don't think so.

I don't wanna Row, row, row the boat

I even went to college.

I figure I'm better off with the person who's not gonna cut me open.

I found you naked on the floor, hungover

I gave you a great pitch. Didn't I?

I get it. You're really not as complicated as you think.

I got 50 says it was turf war.

I got an amazing new place that was all mine.

I got it when I was embedded with the Mbangani tribe

I got one

I got you, you little shit.

I gotta take a leak.

I gotta take you back a few days,

I guess all good things have to come to an end.

I guess it proves the theory that hyenas really do have nine lives.

I had to find a new identity.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetheart, but you are not done.

I have all my best ideas drunk.

I have enough now to open up a new restaurant.

I have funded you. I've protected you.

I have the best idea!

I haven't had breakfast yet.

I haven't told that to anyone.

I just fucking had it.

I killed his firing squad.

I killed Victor Zsasz.

I knew you couldn't be trusted. Roman's little bird.

I know how to work a gun I don't need a range

I know the East End better than anybody.

I know what everyone says.

I like it when you call me crazy

I lost all sense of who I was.

I love me this much

I love you.

I made a carefully calculated,

I mean it, Sal. No one.

I mean, how do I be like you?

I mean, shopping at fancy ass stores,

I mean, the kid's got a stomach made of steel.

I mean, this is a pretty loud fucking shitshow of a message.

I mean, we were amazing there.

I mean, your elderly. [laughing]

I meant to say

I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.

I need to know where...

I never said that. I love you both equally.

I own this town. You'll have my protection.

I promise.

I really like your earrings.

I said sit your skinny ass down, you dumb slut.

I saw that.

I take payment in kind.

I think it's the Bertinelli diamond.

I think we can let her go.

I think you can manage a couple of little girls.

I thought we could be family.

I thought we could build something beautiful together.

I thought we were friends. And you...

I told you all about...

I told you that Keo scene would send a message.

I took your ring.

I underestimated you. And I'm sorry.

I wanna taste the cheese.

I want everyone who's after me to back off.

I want you to stay here with me close.

I was the brains behind some of

I wasn't going to sell the kid. I was going to trade the kid.

I won't let you down, Romy. I promise.

I'll come to you.

I'll give you till midnight.

I'll have to learn that one.

I'll make it quick.

I'll take that.

I'll tell you a super duper secret secret.

I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss

I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss

I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a super shero, bitch Don't try me, hoe

I'm about to learn that a lot of people in this city want me dead.

I'm about to own this city.

I'm all on my lonesome.

I'm building something special.

I'm done now

I'm gone now

I'm gonna get you outta here.

I'm gonna get your diamond back.

I'm here to report a terrible crime.

I'm just a terrible person, I guess.

I'm just saying, we got four dead bodies here, you know.

I'm not letting you sell the kid to him.

I'm not proud of what I did, but I had half the city after me.

I'm not shopping at this store.

I'm not talking superficial partnerships.

I'm not the Crossbow Killer!

I'm pretty like a car crash

I'm Renee Montoya, detective with GCPD.

I'm robbing this store.

I'm saving a special spot for you.

I'm set free

I'm sorry, kid.

I'm sorry, kid.

I'm sorry, lotus flower.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Go ahead and work. Go ahead.

I'm starting up my own business.

I'm talking you and me having each other's backs.

I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you,

I'm the only one who can protect you!

I'm the whole damn cake And the cherry on top

I'm used to it.

I've been working on this for six months.

I've given her prune juice, laxatives.

I've got got bridges to burn And places to run

I've got got bridges to burn And places to run

I've got got bridges to burn And places to run

I've got got bridges to burn And places to run

I've got the kid.

I've heard it's beautiful.

I've located the Bertinelli diamond.

I've scratched your backs and kept you outta jail.

I've waited a long time for this.

If he gets the diamond,

If I hand her over,

If Roman Sionis is such a mastermind,

If we, if we, if we like it

If we're apologizing for shit, I should tell you something.

If you let me go,

If you want my mercy,

If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school.

In Congo Kinshasa. Have you ever been?

In my bag

In the atomic structure of a 30 carat diamond.

Inside.

Is called a complication.

Is he an acupuncture model, too?

Is she laughing at me?

Is that a snot bubble?

Is that rock still inside you?

Is to serve.

Isn't that Joker's girl?

Isn't that right, Miss Yee?

Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. [gasps]

It doesn't make sense. I don't understand.

It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past.

It sure did, boss.

It sure fucking did.

It took losing something I truly love

It was a power grab, but the real target

It was all about this guy, right here.

It was kinda nice having the kid around.

It was made by a very famous Gotham artist...

It was the closure I needed.

It was the kick in the balls she needed

It wasn't easy.

It would be nothing

It wouldn't be nothing

It's a beaver.

It's a very misguided attempt to win back his respect.

It's art. Don't touch.

It's freezing

It's great.

It's just business.

It's me.

It's more fun if she's got competition.

It's my party, my body, my business

It's my town and my ground And my hit list

It's my world And you're just living in it

It's not a fucking bow and arrow. It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.

It's not a party without a little drama, am I right?

It's our door Did we say you're invited?

It's over

It's Sionis.

Janky ass clown with bad eye makeup?

Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?

Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?

Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman.

Just a dash of hot sauce.

Just breathe. Just breathe. Let me check it.

Just bring me back my diamond.

Just close your eyes and hold it tight. Okay?

Just for now, I'll get you that rock back.

Just like they're scared of Mr. J.

Just rip it off her. Hurry up!

Keep the kid alive.

Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay?

Kid, if that burrito doesn't make you shit,

Kid!

Kid!

Know what a harlequin is?

Ladies.

Leave your name And we'll call if we like it

Lesson number two, you always want extra chili with #32.

Let me guess. Parents?

Let you think you get the picture

Let's find the Crossbow Killer. I get it.

Let's get you somewhere safe.

Let's make it half a mil.

Let's rewind.

Let's scram.

Like bye bye

Like out of a plane without a parachute,

Like what's up?

Listen, if the DA is willing to throw himself

Listen, Munroe, find me some tangible connection to Sionis, all right?

Little bird!

Loans, liquidity, laundering.

Long as you keep callin' baby

Look at me.

Look at me. Are you a good girl, now?

Look at my face!

Look at my face.

Look at those little ears. And his little haircut.

Look, if there's really a half mil on my head,

Look, if you bring your boys into the fold,

Lost in the bitterness

Lost in the wilderness

Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs before someone sees.

Lotus flower!

Mafia families in Gotham was gunned down.

Making waves in the East End.

Me?

Me? He gave my case away.

Meet me at Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. In one hour.

Meet the cop.

Meet the daughter of the richest, most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.

Meeting's over.

Merceninny...

Merceran?

Milk.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm. They boil the heads of their enemies

Mmm...

Mmm...

Momma.

Morning.

Motherfucker.

Mr. J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,

Mr. Keo and his lovely wife and daughter.

Mr. S said for me to hold on to it.

Mr. Sionis,

Mr. Zsasz, I've had an amazing idea.

My former partner in madness?

My pear shape all dripped up

My ring?

My things!

Need a ride?

Never heard of them once

No cop ever gets anything done until after they've been suspended.

No fair.

No one knew we were here. No one knew we were here, except...

No one tastes like me, yeah

No, he's harmless.

No, she's not. She's...

No, they're not.

No.

No.

No.

No. Isn't this stunning?

No. No! [screaming]

No. No.

No. Wait. She's lying. She works for Sionis.

Not anymore.

Not him.

Not just the East End.

Not on my mind, no lie You're just a bad

Not that he let anyone know it.

Not today, Simpson.

Not tonight, Romy. Not tonight.

Not too much, Sal.

Not you, and not Mr. J.

Nothing

Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence.

Nothing happens around here, let me tell you,

Nothing.

Now you wanna come and knock on my door and ask me to help you out

Now you're gonna say that you wanna kill me

Now, dance.

Now, hand it over.

Now, I did some research.

Now, let's go have a little fun.

Now, uncuff me.

Now, you can give it to me, or I can give you

Now! Rip it open!

Number one, no one is like me.

Number two...

Of my favorite little piggy.

Of St. Bernadette's taught me a lot.

Off of dumb, rich, white people.

Oh, and that? That's Stefano Galante.

Oh, boo hoo.

Oh, God.

Oh, good morning. Good morning.

Oh, good. You got it.

Oh, good. You're awake.

Oh, great name.

Oh, hey, you're that singer no one listens to.

Oh, I know where the diamond is.

Oh, I've changed my mind. Peel it off.

Oh, Jesus Christmas.

Oh, my God. Doc?

Oh, no, no, no. I want you to stay here with me.

Oh, no, no, no. Not that one.

Oh, poor Renee.

Oh, really?

Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?

Oh, songbird.

Oh, sure.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, whoops.

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, you're so under the thumb

Oh! [laughing]

Oh! And I found Bruce.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on something I don't give two shits about.

Okay, you think one guy got all four?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? I had to.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Did you know that Batman...

Okay. I'll go get changed.

Okay. No, no. No, no, no. See, she's just a kid.

Okay. Now we're good.

Okay. So they know.

Okay. This way.

Okay. Whatever.

One day you're gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis.

One day, she comes home to find her whole family in the living room.

One more time.

One of the most litigious and wealthiest families in Gotham,

Oof!

Ooh, I'm back.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Or help you at the automat

Or someone looking to collect

Or the fact that his cheese slices are always six months out of date,

Or this way.

Other pocket.

Ouch!

Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant.

Out in front of this, it's fine with me.

Ow!

Ow!

Parley?

Parley?

Paying is for dummies.

People don't kill people I own without my permission.

Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart.

Please, no more.

Prove it to me.

Puddin' and I broke up.

Pull over.

Pull the fucking car over now.

Quinn got the girl.

Quit judging.

Raised on '80s cop shows, she's always saying cheesy shit like...

Ready to move on, to make new friends.

Really gets me high, bam ba lam

Red for the light Gotta stop this thing

Remember the guy who stole her promotion?

Renee, what were you thinking?

Right here.

Right in the tit.

Right in your dumb fucking face

Right, Captain?

Right.

Right.

Rip open her little tummy.

Roman Beauvais Sionis.

Roman is the one that put a price on the kid's head.

Roman killed your whole family looking for that rock.

Roman, you gotta hear this.

Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag.

Romy, Roman.

Rossi and four of his guys.

Round her up, bring her back. I want her.

Run it by that beautiful wife of yours,

Run, piggy, run.

Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail

See what it says? Second from the bottom.

See ya. Oh!

See you in hell, Harley!

See, I was halfway across town,

Send it to every mercenary in Gotham.

Sentimental value. Try this.

Seriously though, how'd you get to be here?

Seriously. Look in my pocket.

Serrano.

Settling in to her newjob as Roman's personal driver.

Shake it off This pride and glory

She did not think this one through.

She doesn't belong to him, she belongs to me.

She got stuck at detective level with this idiot.

She has the murder stuff down, but the rest?

She is going to be running right back into his arms

She is.

She just publicly updated her relationship status.

She moves back to Gotham. Starts working on that kill list.

She spends the next 15 years thinking only of revenge.

She stole my fucking car!

She wanted him to die slowly.

She was a damn good woman.

She's a child!

She's a pickpocket. Her name's Cassandra Cain.

She's all rock steady, bam ba lam

She's always ready, bam ba lam

She's been ordering #32 with extra chili for many years.

She's got the diamond, and trust me, Roman will kill her.

She's using it to fund a little crime fighting outfit.

She's... What?

Sheesh kebab. That is childhood trauma, right there.

Shit, Cass.

Shit, you do have something on your face.

Shit. [screams]

Shook up the bottom Made a good girl pop

Shoot her!

Shoot them, kid.

Should she come back another time, 'cause she's late?

Shuar of Ecuador.

Shut that door. Lock it.

Shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen.

Since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals announced to the world

Singer lady woman!

Sionis is gone, but it's just

Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it?

So basically, you have nothing.

So I really put myself out there.

So I set all of your records And your clothes on fire

So I threw myself into my work,

So if you don't mind, I'm gonna leave now.

So that mean I will never ever fuck with you again

So while he made captain,

So, forgive me yet?

So, how long you been a mercenary?

So, she starts training.

So, unless we all wanna die very unpleasant deaths

So, what now?

So...

Soft, toasted buttered roll.

Some kind of "fuck you" to the Joker.

Some people just aren't born

Some way to show the world

Something super duper important, okay?

Soon enough, I was back on my feet.

Sorry about your face.

Sorry for busting in on you like that, but thanks for the shortcut.

Sorry, kid.

Southern girl in me I ain't afraid to catch a case

Stay outta that. It's not worth it.

Step away from the kid.

Stop fucking around.

Stop.

Struck again last night.

Sure.

Sure.

Swear to God, you can kill me later.

Take her fucking dress off.

Take it off.

Take your dress off.

Ten years ago, she broke a career making case.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. [sniffles] Thank you.

Thanks for the car.

Thanks, doll. You're a peach.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That and his obsessive compulsive need to be the center of attention.

That diamond is our only chance of stopping him.

That felt pretty great.

That I meant to say

That I'd cut ties with Mr. J for good.

That is a Chokwe mask.

That is my job you are fucking with. What is wrong with you, Renee?

That little girl took my watch.

That means

That means he's not just after the kid anymore.

That Mr. J and I were dunzo.

That slimy jizznozzle!

That was fast.

That was my driver.

That was super embarrassing.

That wasn't me.

That would never happen on my watch.

That's all the money I got in the world,

That's all you think about.

That's crazy.

That's fair enough.

That's him.

That's my little bird.

That's what I thought.

That's what makes him so dangerous.

That's when I met him.

That's why he needs me to look out for him.

That's why he needs me to take care of him.

That's why she's still wearing that tacky "J" necklace.

The assistant DA? That's her ex.

The big softy sneaks her outta there and hides her away in Sicily.

The boss.

The Clown Prince of Crime?

The Crossbow Killer?

The Crossbow Killer.

The Crossbow Killer.

The DA's office is building a case against him, too.

The details of which were said to be encoded

The evidence that Sionis is linked to these murders...

The fact that he wants me dead hasn't yet hit my radar.

The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here!

The gangbangers at the Booby Trap.

The Golden Lions can't just wander into Gotham National Bank.

The Golden Lions have operated in Gotham for nearly 100 years.

The guy making the play for the Bertinelli turf and fortune.

The half million dollar reward on your head.

The Harlequin of Hate? The Jester of Genocide?

The hell do you know about my mother?

The hell, Zsasz?

The immunity I'd enjoyed for so long was gone.

The inflection in your voice, the way you can't hold eye contact,

The Janus Corporation is his father's company, thank you.

The Joker and I?

The Joker.

The kind of woman who put everyone else's lives before her own.

The minute he snaps his fingers.

The phone?

The rest you can kill.

The rock itself was worth a chunk of change, so I pawned it.

The rock was lost.

The shooter got close before drawing. Six rounds.

The Sionis family name is on half the museums and schools in Gotham.

There are a lot of possible answers to this question.

There are no limits to what we could achieve together.

There are two ways that diamond's coming outta ya.

There she is.

There was only one shooter.

There's a badass broad."

There's a shipment coming in.

There's no one here to stop me.

There's that time I called it an "expresso."

There's the thief. There's the thief.

These are ancient acupuncture models.

These are serious accusations, Miss Montoya.

They are my girls And it's us who's deciding

They call me...

They call me...

They call me...

They call me...

They call me...

They call themselves the Birds of Prey.

They didn't believe me.

They got the kid. Shit!

They keep chasing my props

They split.

They're all here for me.

They're amazing people. Surprisingly gentle.

They're shooting arrows now?

This doesn't make sense.

This dress is fucking hideous.

This dummy swallowing that diamond

This guy shot out the glass.

This guy's dead, so I'm just gonna get outta your hair. Cool?

This is a man's world

This is a man's world

This is Doc's Place. And this is Doc.

This is Montoya. What the hell was that?

This is my case, okay?

This is my club. Get up now.

This is my friend.

This is nice.

This is our story.

This is spectacular news!

This is where it all began, Puddin'.

This kid, she's got the diamond.

This place...

This was their spot.

This way,

Thought by now you'd figure out how not to get caught.

Thought you were different.

To bribe every single judge and cop he needs to get a monopoly on the city.

To come and take their pound of flesh.

To see that she had nothing to prove to those blowhard assholes.

To set an example. Christ, you're boring.

To that night I got shitfaced at the Black Mask Club.

To the man that diamond belongs to.

To the possibility of new love.

To whether or not I live to enjoy my newfound independence.

Told people about the breakup.

Too far? Fine.

Too many people offering me too much money.

Took me off the streets.

Took me to dinner then I took him out

Tries to finish what he started.

Try my blood It's just a starter

Trying to step on my rungs

Turns out I wronged a lot of people.

Two for one You know a bitch buy four

Ugh. More?

Ugly as a lullaby

Uh oh.

Uh...

Uh... Yeah, sure.

Um... I really like how you were able to kick so high in those tight pants.

Vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.

Very impressive.

VVS's on me and I flooded out the face

Wait, wait, wait. [shushing]

Wait, wait!

Wait, wait! You lost something, right?

Wait!

Was bigger than I thought.

Was gonna put her right in the crosshairs

Was that really necessary?

Was the Bertinellis' super secret offshore bank accounts,

We can't let them get her. I trust you.

We could make our own family.

We got the secret bank codes off the diamond.

We got them.

We gotta clean this city from the inside out.

We gotta go this way!

We have no need of your protection.

We lost the diamond.

We need something that we can actually use, Detective.

We never even got our hands on it.

We should order pizza. Make cosmos.

We're all good here. [continues laughing]

We're fucked.

We're gonna have to work together.

We're just finishing up a little business. Look around.

We're okay.

We're really sorry, Mr. S. This kid...

Welcome to the club.

Well, as always, you're wrong, Munroe.

Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn. And do give the Joker my best.

Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that.

Well, I'm sure it was his fault. Consider him fired.

Well, it ain't much, but it's better than a prison cell.

Well, now it's time to say thank you.

Well, sounds like a dick.

Well, that was me.

Well, well, well, well, well, well.

Well, you know what?

Were suddenly doing this.

What a way to start my new life.

What about her?

What are we even doing here?

What are you guys doing?

What are you laughing at, Erika?

What are you talking about?

What diamond?

What did I do to you?

What have you got to lose? If your boys find it first,

What he's gonna do to ya.

What is it?

What is it?

What is she laughing at?

What is that?

What she didn't know is that driving Mr. Face peely pants

What the fuck?

What the hell are you doing here?

What the... Go! Go, go, go!

What would your mother think of you working for a guy like that?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No comeback?

What... What situation?

What's the point of the badge,

What's up, girl? You're the reason I'm in here!

What's wrong with you, Victor?

When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six pack of beer.

When it means fuck all anyway?

When one of the goons finds the kid alive,

When she was ready,

When the fuck did she have time to do a shoe change?

Where can I find Cassandra Cain?

Where can I find Cassandra Cain?

Where does the DA's office stand on all this?

Where she is raised by his own father and brother. Both assassins.

Where the fuck were you and your boys in blue then?

Where the fuck's the diamond?

Where's Cassandra Cain?

Which is exactly why Roman Sionis is trying to get his hands on it.

Which would've had me worried, only I had more pressing concerns.

While inexplicably detailing your master plan

Whip me!

Who actually cares about me.

Who are you guys?

Who did I just blow up?

Who do you think funded Galante's little power grab, huh?

Who the fuck are you?

Who the hell are you?

Who's asking?

Who's got the kid?

Who's having a good time? You are. [laughs]

Who's this?

Whoa Black Betty, bam ba lam

Whoa Black Betty, bam ba lam

Whoa Black Betty, bam ba lam

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa. Shit!

Whoa. Whoa, whoa!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoops. Ah...

Why doesn't this crossbow guy know that?

Why doesn't this crossbow guy? Why don't I own the crossbow guy?

Why don't we go downstairs and kill that Harley bitch?

Why don't you pour yourself a drink? It's almost noon.

Why, thank you.

Will this do?

Will you sleep on it? Will you do that for me?

Will your paramour be joining us this evening?

With the perfect egg sandwich.

With you?

Without a woman or a girl

Without a woman or a girl

Without a woman or a girl

Without Doc knowing about it.

Without the help of yours truly.

Woman to woman.

Would wish you the best But I already left

Wow, Montoya. Should we call the Feds for backup?

Wow.

Wow.

Wrist full of rocks And I hope I float

Yeah Black Betty, bam ba lam

Yeah Black Betty, bam ba lam

Yeah, but I dare a lot of people to do a lot of things, okay?

Yeah, I don't know who you think I am, lady, but I'm not her.

Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time.

Yeah, I recognize Just who you truly are, a liar

Yeah, no wonder everyone hates you.

Yeah, not gonna happen.

Yeah, not interested, lady. Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Yeah, this smile is a loaded gun

Yeah, this smile is a loaded gun

Yeah, this smile is a loaded gun

Yeah, this smile is a loaded gun

Yeah, well, he's also a very dangerous man.

Yeah! Come on! [jeers]

Yeah! Hell yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Beautiful.

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Tacos?

Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh?

Yep, that Bertinelli.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes.

Yo, Simpson.

Yo! Police.

Yo. Hey.

You ain't even here to party Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie

You all right?

You are a good cop, Montoya, but you've lost your way.

You are so cool.

You are trying to go after

You broke my fucking legs!

You can still feel?

You didn't hear this from me,

You dig up so many stories

You don't know her like I do.

You don't know who that is?

You don't need him

You don't need him

You don't think he's gonna kill this kid?

You don't want to go Toe to toe with my pedicure

You drive as good as you fight?

You gave me no choice.

You got this!

You got this? You sure about that?

You gotta start at the beginning.

You have the same power she had.

You have to show them that you're serious.

You have to stick up for yourself.

You have?

You haven't even thought about my left.

You heard me.

You just betrayed him. You just killed his BFF.

You just gotta hang in there.

You kinda forced my hand here.

You know that this is when shit gets real.

You know what my family gave me? Nothing.

You know what you could do? Give my ass a bunch of kisses

You know you can't stand on your own, Quinn.

You know you're just being paranoid, Zsasz.

You know, a harlequin's nothing without a master.

You know, kid, not every day is gonna be like this.

You know, psychologically speaking,

You little fucking bird.

You lost something. I heard you say it.

You made me want to be a less terrible person.

You motherfucker!

You motherfucker! [grunts]

You okay?

You piece of shit!

You really wanna try it

You remember the Bertinelli massacre, right?

You said they wouldn't find us.

You said you had someone on the inside?

You saw what it's like for me out there. I didn't have a choice.

You shouldn't have to see this.

You slippery fingered little turd.

You smell like shit.

You sold me out?

You soothe me, little bird.

You stole evidence from an active crime scene,

You think I'm a dick after all that.

You think you can beat me? You're a fucking moron.

You wanna go there?

You want me to be A little more lady like?

You want me to kill her?

You want this diamond back? I'm your gal.

You were very impressive with that bow.

You wouldn't betray me, would you?

You, I have something I want you to pick me up.

You, put that stupid ass Robin Hood piece of shit down!

You, too! Go! With your fucking sage stinking my place up.

You!

You!

You? Again?

You'll be good at the driving gig.

You're a filthy fucking rat.

You're a lifesaver, Sal.

You're being a total kook.

You're building a criminal empire

You're damn right, I do. He's the man who gave me a job.

You're getting promoted.

You're gonna be driving Mr. Zsasz tonight.

You're gonna do that thing where you open up

You're gonna have to be quiet.

You're his new driver.

You're just a bad memory

You're just a bad memory

You're just a bad memory

You're just a silly little girl with no one around to protect her.

You're making bank, you have your own business.

You're not gonna try to run, are you?

You're not the only one who makes money

You're not the type!

You're only a few years younger than me, and you're still behind that desk.

You're really, really good.

You're so busy looking at my right hand,

You're so pretty.

You're still conscious.

You're suspended.

You're that psycho

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You've never heard of him?

Your badge and your gun, now.

Your chariot's arrived. Oh, there you go.

Your good health.

Your left hand is cuffed to mine.

Your little bird's a fucking rat.

Your predecessor and I had an arrangement.

Your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you.

Zsasz!

...I kept coming back. Ah!

...you have to feed it. [hyena growling]

["Boss B**ch" playing] [indistinct chattering]

["Collage" playing] [children chattering]

[all cheering] Montoya's boss picked up

[all gasp] Shit. Get down.

[all grunting] Huh?

[bartender] Here you go, Canary. Thank you.

[bell dings] [both grunting]

[bell dings] [Montoya laughs]

[Black Canary whooping] [Montoya] Right.

[Black Canary] Down! Get down! [Montoya groaning]

[Black Canary] Mmm hmm. Morning margaritas!

[Black Mask] Hit the brakes! [brakes screeching]

[car horn honking] [brakes screech]

[Cassandra screams] [gasps]

[Cassandra] No! [both grunting]

[cell phone vibrating] Yes. He's... [stammering]

[cheering continues] ["Woman" playing]

[continues groaning] I got you.

[crying quietly] We're gonna work together,

[explosion] Jesus Christ.

[groans] [Cassandra yelps]

[groans] Shit! I'm out.

[groans] Uh...

[groans] You're so tiresome!

[growling] [cracks neck]

[growling] Who, that? It's Cass.

[grunting] [continues groaning]

[gunfire] [all yelping]

[gunfire] [people screaming]

[Harleen grunts] [Harley] The good sisters

[Harley laughing] [screaming]

[Harley] And what's worse? Move!

[henchmen cheering] Puddin'?

[Huntress] Really? Yeah.

[indistinct shouting] [Munroe] Shit.

[knocking on door] Why...

[laughing] [groans]

[laughing] No.

[laughs] Come on. There's gotta be something,

[mafiosi chattering] [Rossi] Yo, mind your debt.

[man yelling] Get under the table!

[muffled screaming] I'm gonna set you free.

[muffled shouting] [Lance shushing]

[Munroe] She? We got a hair.

[officer] Detective. [Montoya] Yep?

[people gasp] [music stops]

[people gasping] Move it!

[Sionis grunting] [Cassandra whimpering]

[Sionis's driver groaning] [laughing]

[sobbing] I handled it real mature.

[soft music playing] [indistinct chattering]

[urinating] [sighs heavily]

[vibrating continues] Well, you know,

[whimpering continues] [groaning continues]

[yells] [groaning]

[yells] [groaning]

[yells] Ooh. A penny.

A diamond. [Munroe] A diamond.

All right. [gun cocks]

broken up this time. [teammate 1 scoffs]

Cass, it's okay. Just calm... Don't move!

Come again? I said I can't.

Come on, boy. Get him! [screams]

Come on. I'm not even with him anymore. I know.

Did I stutter? Go ahead.

Did you sell me out? I'm sorry.

Don't kill me. Ha! Right.

Ew! I love it. Yeah?

Ew. Gross. What?

Exquisite, aren't they? Look. Mmm hmm.

Follow me! [Montoya] Go, go, go, go!

Food is good? [all agreeing]

from the roller derby. Yeah, yeah.

Fuck! [grunts in frustration]

Fuck! Uh, there's this.

Fucking do it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Fucking out! [object clattering]

Get away from me. All of you. [Lance] Put that shit down.

Get in there! Get off!

Go! [Cassandra screaming]

Hair tie? Yeah.

Harley Quinn. [prisoner 3] Hey, Quinn!

Harley, focus. Yeah. Okay.

Harley... [groans] [all grunting]

He's gone? Mmm hmm.

highly strategic move. [grunts]

Hiya, Doc. How are ya? Good.

I can't believe he took it all! [Huntress] We're fucked.

I can't get into it right now... Renee, you need help.

I can't give it to you. Why not?

I do? Yes, you do.

I don't know what will. [laughing]

I don't wanna go home. Oh, no? No.

I only had eyes for Puddin'. [Joker laughing]

I think you might like them. Really?

I wanna kill you... Shit.

I'm building a better... Seriously, you don't have to. Really!

I'm sorry, kid. I am. [grunting]

I'm starving. I love tacos.

I'm telling you. That girl, Angelina, she's a princess.

I've never been. Mmm.

Is it Halloween? Hey. How you doing?

It's dirty. Oh...

It's hilarious. Get on the table.

kinda hard. [groans]

Let us out, see what happens. Don't mind me, guys.

let's drink. Come on. [teammate 2] All right.

Look, I'm sorry about that, but I... No.

Miss Quinn. Romy.

Morning. Come in. Come in.

Mr. J. My Joker. [Harleen sighs happily]

Mr. J's greatest stunts. Ha ha!

Mr. Sionis. She's just a kid.

My diamond? Who? Who's got it? This kid.

No more Mrs. Fucking Polite

No more Mrs. Fucking Polite

No more Mrs. Sweet and Miss Nice

No more Mrs. Sweet and Miss Nice

No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman. [meows]

No. They're not?

No. Why is this happening to me? Why?

Not at all. [Cassandra groans]

Not really. You've got the wrong kid.

Oh, here we go! [Harley] Whip me!

Oh! [woman groans]

Oh. [man] Ooh.

Okay? Okay. [thug whooping]

Okay. [Sionis] Now.

Okay. I'll go with you.

One bullet? [Cassandra] Please help me!

One guy... Bullet holes. I'm trying to work.

or is that just me? [laughing]

Ow! Hi.

Really? [gunshot]

Remember me? [prisoner 2] She stole my car!

Right. [tires screeching]

Right. You're gonna die, Quinn.

She quit the same day. [officer laughing]

She was a good woman. Yeah.

She's in... [grunts]

Shit. [Sionis laughing]

Shots on the house. [music playing]

Shut up. [Zsasz whistling]

something we can figure out. Hey! [Zsasz shushing]

Sure. Drinks! Hey, two shots.

Talk about burying the lede. Yeah.

Thanks. [Cassandra] Oh, um...

There we go. [Harley] Wait.

They're getting away. [Cassandra screaming]

This diamond is my things. Yes.

This is me, Harleen Quinzel. [giggling]

Time's up Mrs. Taking What's Mine

Time's up Mrs. Taking What's Mine

to a damn toilet? Mmm hmm.

to stand on their own. [teammate 3] Oh, girl,

Toss that for me, will ya? [yelps]

Two for each of these three. [soft music playing]

We gotta go. We gotta move. Shit.

Where's Cassandra Cain? [muffled shouting]

Whip me! Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! [Cassandra] Back the fuck up!

Whoa. Hey. Look at this.

Whoa. Wait. What?

with a pulse. [teammate 2] Mmm hmm.

Yeah, go with Victor. It's just a pickup.

Yeah, he's 1,000 years old. Wow.

Yeah, that is cool. [Huntress] Yeah.

Yeah? Mmm hmm.

Yeah. It's on me.

Yes, sir. Wait, wait, wait. Captain.

Yes! Yeah?

You drink, right, kid? Yeah.

You killed my chinchilla! Here for the kid.

You know that! I know it.

You okay? Yeah.

You should own him. I mean, I like crossbows.

You're here because... Oh, God, stop.

You're kidding. What? Gotta take care of the girls.

You're late. [Sionis] It's fine.

You're right. [Cassandra] Harley?

...are all looking for this Cain character...

...because without the Joker around,

...is so fucking dope.

...just tried to gut me.

...tragedy struck.

...we broke up.

'Cause I'm Harley fucking Quinn.

"Behind every successful man,

"Capitulated." Of course they did.

"Gin and tonics at 5:00." "I'll have the duck."

"Here comes Roman Sionis. He was handed life on a silver spoon."

"I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl."

["Bad Memory" playing]

["Barracuda" playing]

["Black Betty" playing]

["Danger" playing]

["Diamonds" playing]

["Experiment On Me" playing]

["Hit Me With Your Best Shot" playing]

["I Hate Myself For Loving You" playing]

["I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More, Baby" playing]

["Joke's On You" playing]

["Love Rollercoaster" playing]

["Smile" playing]

["Sway With Me" playing]

["Unwind Yourself" playing]

[alarm blaring]

[alarm ringing]

[all cheering]

[all groaning]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all panting]

[announcer on PA] She means fucking business!

[announcer] She has taken a whip from the pivot,

[automated voice] Access denied. Access denied.

[beeping stops]

[beeping]

[bell dinging]

[Black Canary laughing]

[Black Canary yelling]

[Black Canary yells]

[Black Canary] It's a crossbow.

[Black Canary] Thank you. I got you.

[Black Mask] Friends, brothers, men of Gotham.

[blows kiss]

[both groan]

[both grunting]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both panting]

[both scream]

[both sigh happily]

[both sniffing]

[both speaking Mandarin]

[both] We know.

[brakes screech]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[Bruce growling]

[Bruce laughs]

[Bruce yawns]

[car door closes]

[Cassandra gasping]

[Cassandra grunting]

[Cassandra grunts]

[Cassandra screaming]

[Cassandra screaming]

[Cassandra sighs]

[Cassandra yelping]

[Cassandra yelping]

[Cassandra yelping]

[Cassandra's father] Don't talk to me like that.

[Cassandra's father] I want that kid out of my fucking house!

[Cassandra's father] You're the one who wanted the kid!

[Cassandra's foster parents continue arguing]

[Cassandra's mother] I never wanted her!

[Cassandra] Get off of me!

[Cassandra] Get off!

[Cassandra] Harley!

[Cassandra] He your ex or something?

[Cassandra] I didn't do nothing.

[Cassandra] I stole something from you.

[Cassandra] Uh, Harley! Bring the colander.

[Cassandra] What's this?

[Cassandra] You guys.

[cell doors buzzing]

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone vibrating]

[cell phone vibrating]

[cell phone vibrating]

[chorus] But diamonds

[chorus] Diamonds

[chorus] Diamonds

[chuckles]

[continues choking]

[continues sobbing]

[continues whimpering]

[coughs]

[couple exclaims]

[crashing]

[crying]

[dance music playing]

[desk sergeant sighs]

[dinging]

[door opens]

[echoing] Didn't we?

[echoing] You're gonna get me my diamond.

[engine starting]

[engine starting]

[Erickson] Drugs?

[Erickson] She's right.

[Erika whimpering]

[exclaiming in surprise]

[exhales deeply]

[explosion]

[explosion]

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] Ooh!

[gasps] Whoa.

[giggling]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groans softly]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting] Let me go!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[gun clicks]

[gun firing]

[guns cocking]

[Happy choking]

[Happy groans]

[Happy groans]

[Harley and Sionis gasp]

[Harley choking]

[Harley gasps]

[Harley gasps]

[Harley groaning]

[Harley groans]

[Harley grunting]

[Harley laughing]

[Harley laughs]

[Harley screams]

[Harley sighs]

[Harley sighs] This next bit ain't very pretty.

[Harley sobbing]

[Harley yelps]

[Harley's teammates whooping]

[Harley] And then...

[Harley] Are we getting breakfast?

[Harley] Are you dummies still sitting there?

[Harley] Being Joker's girl gave me immunity.

[Harley] But she prefers Black Canary.

[Harley] But there was some other shit

[Harley] Call me old fashioned,

[Harley] Canary spends the next week

[Harley] Canary's been singing at Roman's club for years.

[Harley] Duck!

[Harley] Even when I did try and tell people,

[Harley] Guys, come on. They're closing in.

[Harley] He calls her his little bird,

[Harley] He's gonna regret that.

[Harley] Hold up, hold up. I'm telling this all wrong.

[Harley] I don't know if it's the stray Armenian arm hair,

[Harley] I got him!

[Harley] I knew I needed to find

[Harley] I know what you're thinking.

[Harley] I'm not going soft or nothing, but I gotta admit,

[Harley] If you've ever watched any cop movie ever,

[Harley] In the storytelling business,

[Harley] It had been six short hours

[Harley] It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn,

[Harley] Montoya's day is going almost as badly as mine.

[Harley] My bad. I should've introduced you.

[Harley] Oh, I fell hard.

[Harley] Okay, fine, so I hadn't

[Harley] Quick history lesson.

[Harley] She calls herself Huntress.

[Harley] She's got a killer voice.

[Harley] So, that's how Canary got herself a job

[Harley] Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden.

[Harley] Still a work in progress.

[Harley] That rock. That rock's about to become the key

[Harley] The wackjob with the penchant

[Harley] They say, if you wanna tell a story right,

[Harley] This is Dinah Lance.

[Harley] This way!

[Harley] To make matters worse,

[Harley] Told ya she had a killer voice.

[Harley] We all know the saying,

[Harley] When it comes to me and Roman Sionis,

[Harley] With the walls closing in around me,

[Harley] Yeah, I don't think so.

[Harley] Yeah, no shit I didn't think it through.

[Harley] Yeah, yeah. I made the kid my apprentice.

[Harley] You killed my sandwich!

[Harley] You're okay. You're okay.

[henchman] We have Harley Quinn downstairs, as requested.

[high pitched vocalizing]

[horn honking]

[humming]

[Huntress laughing]

[Huntress] I appreciate that. Thank you.

[Huntress] I killed Galante.

[hyena whines]

[in British accent] Why, yes. Yes, you can.

[in English] Who are you?

[in normal voice] This one.

[inaudible]

[inhales sharply] Whoa.

[inhaling deeply]

[Keo family whimpering]

[Lance scoffs]

[Lance] Cass?

[Lance] Got room for one more?

[Lance] We've got a situation.

[Lance] Why the fuck haven't you

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing] Crossbow Killer

[laughing] You should've seen the other guy.

[laughs]

[laughs] I love this chick. She's got rage issues.

[lead thug yelling]

[mafiosi groaning]

[man groaning]

[man groans]

[man humming]

[man laughing]

[man screaming]

[man] Fuck you!

[man] Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help.

[man] Hey, don't be lonesome. How about another drink?

[man] Let me know if you're gonna get sick.

[men groaning]

[Miss Keo sniffles]

[Montoya groans]

[Montoya grunts]

[Montoya scoffs]

[Montoya scoffs]

[Montoya yelping]

[Montoya] Cass!

[Montoya] Cass! Harley!

[Montoya] Cassandra Cain, back already?

[Montoya] Don't worry. You're gonna make it.

[Montoya] Freeze!

[Montoya] Freeze.

[Montoya] Listen, I had a source at the club.

[Montoya] No, but seriously.

[Montoya] We're dead. We're fucking dead.

[Montoya] Wow.

[muffled screaming]

[muffled screaming]

[muffled shouting]

[muffled shouting]

[muffled shouting]

[muffled] Harley.

[Munroe] Who does?

[music playing on TV]

[officer whimpers]

[officer] Harleen Quinzel, this is Gotham Police.

[officer] I can hear you! Open the door.

[officer] Open the door.

[panting]

[panting]

[panting] What?

[people laughing]

[people laughing]

[people murmuring]

[people murmuring]

[people screaming]

[police siren wails]

[pounding on door]

[prisoner 1] Hold up, hold up.

[prisoner 4] You're dead!

[prisoner 5] I'm gonna kill you, Quinn!

[rock music playing]

[Rossi breathing heavily]

[Rossi choking]

[Rossi exhales]

[Rossi] You fucking bitch.

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] I'm a rat?

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screeching]

[seagulls squawking]

[Shell] Come on. She told me they're really

[shouting] I don't have rage issues.

[sighs angrily]

[sighs happily]

[sighs heavily]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[singing] A kiss on the hand May be quite continental

[singing] This is a man's world

[singing] This is a man's world

[Sionis and Zsasz laughing]

[Sionis chattering indistinctly]

[Sionis grunting]

[Sionis in robotic voice] I will be waiting.

[Sionis scoffs]

[Sionis screaming]

[Sionis yelping]

[Sionis yelps]

[Sionis's driver screaming]

[Sionis] ...short notice like this.

[Sionis] Baby. Aww.

[Sionis] I don't care what it takes, I want my diamond back.

[Sionis] I will be waiting.

[Sionis] Quinn, bring me the rock now

[Sionis] The diamond.

[Sionis] Well, we always did share a love of the dramatic.

[sizzling]

[snoring]

[sobbing]

[sobs]

[stammering] I was just gonna go look for the girl.

[teammate 1] If not him, the next closest alpha male

[teammate 1] Oh, please. I give it a few days

[teammate 1] Sure they are, Shell.

[teammate 2] Harley!

[teammate] Ride that pole like you ride your man!

[teammates laughing]

[thuds]

[thug cackling]

[thug] Get her!

[thugs laughing menacingly]

[tires screeching]

[unintelligible overlapping narration]

[vomiting]

[wailing]

[whimpering]

[whispering] We're gonna get through this, okay?

[whispers] So you don't have to taste his cooking.

[whoops]

[whoops]

[woman laughing loudly]

[woman screaming]

[Yee] I'm sorry. Okay?

[yelling]

[yelling]

[yelping] Help!

[yelps]

[yelps]

[Zsasz groaning]

[Zsasz laughs]

[Zsasz laughs]

[Zsasz screaming]

[Zsasz] Harley Quinn did it.

[Zsasz] Here she is.

[Zsasz] She betrayed you, boss. She betrayed you.

[Zsasz] The Sprang Bridge Soldiers capituated.

[Zsasz] We're working on it.