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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is a critically acclaimed animated al comedy film

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is a critically acclaimed animated musical comedy film released in 1999. Based on the popular television series "South Park," the movie takes the irreverent humor of the show to new heights with its satirical take on censorship, freedom of speech, and the influence of media on society.

The film revolves around the fictional small town of South Park, Colorado. When four foul-mouthed fourth-graders - Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick - sneak into an R-rated Canadian movie, "Asses of Fire," they become obsessed with the profanity and crude humor, using it as inspiration to curse relentlessly. This leads to disastrous consequences as foul language becomes a nationwide phenomenon, sparking controversy and tensions between the United States and Canada.

The movie showcases the clever writing and wit that have made "South Park" a cultural phenomenon. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of the television show, wrote, directed, and produced the film, bringing their unique brand of humor to the big screen. The film retains the show's distinct animation style, with crude but endearing characters and a vibrant, colorful world.

In addition to the main characters, the film introduces several memorable supporting characters, such as Satan, Saddam Hussein, and the mothers of South Park. The talented voice cast includes Trey Parker (Stan, Eric Cartman), Matt Stone (Kyle, Kenny), Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy, Sheila, Liane), and Isaac Hayes (Chef), among others. The voice acting brings the characters to life, delivering hilarious and often politically incorrect dialogue.

The film's musical numbers are a standout aspect of "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Trey Parker, along with Marc Shaiman, co-wrote the original songs, which range from catchy, Broadway-style tunes to outrageously humorous numbers. The critically acclaimed song "Blame Canada" was even nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Song.

For fans of the show or anyone seeking outrageous humor and social commentary, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" is a must-see. Whether it's the sharp writing, the memorable characters, or the catchy musical numbers, the film offers a unique and uproarious experience that pushes the boundaries of comedy.

If you'd like to experience "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" yourself, you can play and download the sounds from the movie on various streaming platforms or online stores. Immerse yourself in the irreverent humor and biting satire that have made South Park a cultural icon. So grab some popcorn, buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride through the irreverent and hilarious world of "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut."

A full scale attack has been launched on Toronto
A full scale attack has been launched on Toronto
A star studded USO show for the troops.
A star studded USO show for the troops.
A testicle shitting rectal wart.
A testicle shitting rectal wart.
A war just broke out up on Earth.
A war just broke out up on Earth.
About your country's entertainment. Your thoughts?
About your country's entertainment. Your thoughts?
After I release you, follow me through the tunnel.
After I release you, follow me through the tunnel.
After that, we will march into the heart of Canada and we will...
After that, we will march into the heart of Canada and we will...
After the Canadians' last bombing
After the Canadians' last bombing
After the show, we will finally be sending ground troops into Canada.
After the show, we will finally be sending ground troops into Canada.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Don't get all pissy!
Ah! Don't get all pissy!
Ah! Fucking weak, dude!
Ah! Fucking weak, dude!
Ah! Now I wanna know where you heard these horrific obscenities, m'kay?
Ah! Now I wanna know where you heard these horrific obscenities, m'kay?
Al, tonight is a very special night, do you know why?
Al, tonight is a very special night, do you know why?
All Canadian American citizens are to report
All Canadian American citizens are to report
All over America, children seem to be influenced,
All over America, children seem to be influenced,
All right, anonymous, ready the switch.
All right, anonymous, ready the switch.
All right, children, your mothers are all making me
All right, children, your mothers are all making me
All right, here you go.
All right, here you go.
All right, men, fire!
All right, men, fire!
All right, men, get lots of rest and prepare to go into Canada!
All right, men, get lots of rest and prepare to go into Canada!
All right, men! Human Shield up front,
All right, men! Human Shield up front,
All right, squad, just like I told you.
All right, squad, just like I told you.
All right. All right. Let's just do what we came here to do
All right. All right. Let's just do what we came here to do
All right. This is for the silver medal. Spell "forensics. "
All right. This is for the silver medal. Spell "forensics. "
All the Baldwins are dead?
All the Baldwins are dead?
All the happy people stop to say hello
All the happy people stop to say hello
All things considered he couldn't be better, he must say
All things considered he couldn't be better, he must say
All things considered I couldn't be better, I must say
All things considered I couldn't be better, I must say
ALL: (SINGING) Off to the movies we shall go
ALL: (SINGING) Off to the movies we shall go
ALL: (SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
ALL: (SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
ALL: (SINGING) we can do it It's all up to us, m'kay?
ALL: (SINGING) we can do it It's all up to us, m'kay?
ALL: (SINGING) You're an ass licking Ball sucking uncle fucka
ALL: (SINGING) You're an ass licking Ball sucking uncle fucka
ALL: Blame Canada!
ALL: Blame Canada!
ALL: Wow.
ALL: Wow.
ALL: You may get stabbed in the head with a dagger or a sword
ALL: You may get stabbed in the head with a dagger or a sword
Americans and Canadians are friends again
Americans and Canadians are friends again
An action condemned by the U. N. Home of the free, indeed.
An action condemned by the U. N. Home of the free, indeed.
An execution What a sight
An execution What a sight
An organization to help save Terrance and Phillip.
An organization to help save Terrance and Phillip.
And "This poo is cold"
And "This poo is cold"
And a mind so open and pure
And a mind so open and pure
And all because she's a big, fat, stupid...
And all because she's a big, fat, stupid...
And blessed be the children
And blessed be the children
And darkness settles in
And darkness settles in
And have pizza sent to them that they didn't order!
And have pizza sent to them that they didn't order!
And have someone lick your ass.
And have someone lick your ass.
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
And I've already called in your mothers...
And I've already called in your mothers...
And into this clearing.
And into this clearing.
And it made a prick of me
And it made a prick of me
And laughing and talking of memories past.
And laughing and talking of memories past.
And lick Barney the dinosaur's fucking pussy, huh?
And lick Barney the dinosaur's fucking pussy, huh?
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
And not get your 10 bucks and not go buy yourself a bottle of vodka,
And not get your 10 bucks and not go buy yourself a bottle of vodka,
And now I'd like to bring up my newly appointed Secretary of Offense,
And now I'd like to bring up my newly appointed Secretary of Offense,
And now this is your hotel
And now this is your hotel
And now you have to tell me how to get Wendy to like me!
And now you have to tell me how to get Wendy to like me!
And now, when the blood of these Canadians touches American soil,
And now, when the blood of these Canadians touches American soil,
And people are dying all around you,
And people are dying all around you,
And placed into rehab to learn not to swear.
And placed into rehab to learn not to swear.
And put a message out to kids!
And put a message out to kids!
And putting them into camps.
And putting them into camps.
And some deers just went running by
And some deers just went running by
And stand up to your mother.
And stand up to your mother.
And start our own organization.
And start our own organization.
And swore ourselves to secrecy.
And swore ourselves to secrecy.
And tell them to unite for truth That's what Brian Boitano would do
And tell them to unite for truth That's what Brian Boitano would do
And that bitch Anne Murray, too
And that bitch Anne Murray, too
And the world is still glad to be rid of him.
And the world is still glad to be rid of him.
And then I'll make Mom come home and we'll all be a family again.
And then I'll make Mom come home and we'll all be a family again.
And then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
And then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
And though it hurts you'll laugh and dance a dickless jig
And though it hurts you'll laugh and dance a dickless jig
And try not to get killed, for God's sake. Are there any questions, men?
And try not to get killed, for God's sake. Are there any questions, men?
And we think that sucks ass!
And we think that sucks ass!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
And when you all get shot and cannot carry on
And when you all get shot and cannot carry on
And with that bedrock, I will need more time.
And with that bedrock, I will need more time.
And you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture!
And you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture!
And you're grounded for three weeks, Eric.
And you're grounded for three weeks, Eric.
ANNOUNCER ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen
ANNOUNCER ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen
ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: And so the draft will begin tomorrow
ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: And so the draft will begin tomorrow
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Snacky Smores presents The March of War.
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Snacky Smores presents The March of War.
ANNOUNCER ON TV: This program is brought to you by Snacky Smores,
ANNOUNCER ON TV: This program is brought to you by Snacky Smores,
Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip shirt
Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip shirt
Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Anyway, children, let's start off with some vocabulary.
Anyway, children, let's start off with some vocabulary.
Are preparing for our invasion, so we must use caution.
Are preparing for our invasion, so we must use caution.
Are prepped for their execution.
Are prepped for their execution.
Are quite surprised by your outrage.
Are quite surprised by your outrage.
Are you telling me that you intend to break into the USO show,
Are you telling me that you intend to break into the USO show,
As he charges you with his hockey stick or whatever he has
As he charges you with his hockey stick or whatever he has
As in "bull poo," "poo head" and "This poo is cold"
As in "bull poo," "poo head" and "This poo is cold"
As more and more troops are needed to invade the Canadian border.
As more and more troops are needed to invade the Canadian border.
As the Canadian Ambassador,
As the Canadian Ambassador,
As we continue the march of war!
As we continue the march of war!
As we continue to send troops into Canada,
As we continue to send troops into Canada,
As you can see from this graph,
As you can see from this graph,
Asshole, I'm talking to you.
Asshole, I'm talking to you.
At 5:00 a. m. today, a day which will live in infamy,
At 5:00 a. m. today, a day which will live in infamy,
At a Canadian internment camp two kilometers outside of town.
At a Canadian internment camp two kilometers outside of town.
Aye! Relax, guy!
Aye! Relax, guy!
Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin.
Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin.
Barbra Streisand!
Barbra Streisand!
Battalion Five, raise your hands.
Battalion Five, raise your hands.
Battalion Fourteen?
Battalion Fourteen?
Be careful not to touch this wire.
Be careful not to touch this wire.
Be spilled on the ground.
Be spilled on the ground.
Because although I die
Because although I die
Because he saw Terrance and Phillip do it in that dirty movie!
Because he saw Terrance and Phillip do it in that dirty movie!
Because I am not going to be grounded again!
Because I am not going to be grounded again!
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
Because it's evil!
Because it's evil!
Because of my beliefs I'm supposed to stay where evil is sown
Because of my beliefs I'm supposed to stay where evil is sown
Because the country's gone awry Tomorrow night these freaks will fry!
Because the country's gone awry Tomorrow night these freaks will fry!
Because we won't tolerate their potty mouths!
Because we won't tolerate their potty mouths!
Before I return with Terrance and Phillip
Before I return with Terrance and Phillip
Before more children see Terrance and Phillip.
Before more children see Terrance and Phillip.
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
Before they're executed.
Before they're executed.
Before this horrible war.
Before this horrible war.
Believe in yourself and others will believe in you.
Believe in yourself and others will believe in you.
Bend over!
Bend over!
Big, old, fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom
Big, old, fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch
Bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole,
Bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole,
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!
BOTH: Again! Again!
BOTH: Again! Again!
BOTH: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
BOTH: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
BOTH: Uncle fucker! Too tight!
BOTH: Uncle fucker! Too tight!
BOY: You saw it? CLYDE: How'd you get in?
BOY: You saw it? CLYDE: How'd you get in?
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Burn it all!
Burn it all!
But I can change, I can change
But I can change, I can change
But I can change, I can change
But I can change, I can change
But I don't want a fighter. I want my mom.
But I don't want a fighter. I want my mom.
But I get so lonely down here
But I get so lonely down here
But I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
But I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
But I will find strength
But I will find strength
But I'm the one to blame. Deal with me.
But I'm the one to blame. Deal with me.
But is the film destroying American youth?
But is the film destroying American youth?
But it's not as if I don't try
But it's not as if I don't try
But it's when you do these things too much
But it's when you do these things too much
But naturally we're not listening.
But naturally we're not listening.
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
But of course children are gonna see it!
But of course children are gonna see it!
But our moms won't listen to us!
But our moms won't listen to us!
But still know that they aren't right for you.
But still know that they aren't right for you.
But then I sink
But then I sink
But we haven't rehearsed.
But we haven't rehearsed.
But what is evil anyway? Is there reason to the rhyme?
But what is evil anyway? Is there reason to the rhyme?
But what is the source?
But what is the source?
But when they torture you you will not feel the need to run
But when they torture you you will not feel the need to run
But you will need help from someone who's done this sort of thing before.
But you will need help from someone who's done this sort of thing before.
But you're still grounded, so you're not allowed to have any fun!
But you're still grounded, so you're not allowed to have any fun!
But, Mom, you never took the time to talk to me.
But, Mom, you never took the time to talk to me.
But, Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film
But, Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film
But, Wendy, what about Gregory?
But, Wendy, what about Gregory?
By a pack of wild boars
By a pack of wild boars
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay?
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay?
By the Motion Picture Association of America.
By the Motion Picture Association of America.
Bye, Stan.
Bye, Stan.
Can also be seen with their new hit song Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucka.
Can also be seen with their new hit song Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucka.
Can I finish? The fact is that we Canadians
Can I finish? The fact is that we Canadians
Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire?
Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire?
Can't you guys be more political like Gregory?
Can't you guys be more political like Gregory?
Canada will no longer corrupt our children!
Canada will no longer corrupt our children!
Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?
Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?
Cancer is killing Texaco's spilling
Cancer is killing Texaco's spilling
Cartman, do you want that V Chip in you forever?
Cartman, do you want that V Chip in you forever?
Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and Phillip!
Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and Phillip!
Cartman?
Cartman?
Cartman...
Cartman...
Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
Chef, I can't find the clitoris. You have to help me.
Chef, I can't find the clitoris. You have to help me.
CHILDREN: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
CHILDREN: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
CHILDREN: Hooray!
CHILDREN: Hooray!
CHILDREN: Yeah! BOY: That's gay.
CHILDREN: Yeah! BOY: That's gay.
CHILDREN: Yes. SHEILA: Well, Kyle, I have had it!
CHILDREN: Yes. SHEILA: Well, Kyle, I have had it!
CHORUS: Everything is super when you're gay
CHORUS: Everything is super when you're gay
CHORUS: He's super, thanks for asking
CHORUS: He's super, thanks for asking
CHORUS: In the barracks and the trenches as well
CHORUS: In the barracks and the trenches as well
CHORUS: Uncle fucka! Uncle fucka! Uncle fucka!
CHORUS: Uncle fucka! Uncle fucka! Uncle fucka!
CHORUS: when you're gay!
CHORUS: when you're gay!
CHORUS: Yes, he's super and he's proud to be gay
CHORUS: Yes, he's super and he's proud to be gay
CHRISTOPHE'S MOTHER: What? Christophe, get in here!
CHRISTOPHE'S MOTHER: What? Christophe, get in here!
Click it off, dude! Click it off!
Click it off, dude! Click it off!
CLITORIS: Be not afraid.
CLITORIS: Be not afraid.
CLITORIS: There are more important matters right now.
CLITORIS: There are more important matters right now.
Close him up. We've done all we can.
Close him up. We've done all we can.
Come on, bitches.
Come on, bitches.
Come on, Cartman, it's not your fault.
Come on, Cartman, it's not your fault.
Come on, children. Don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.
Come on, children. Don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.
Come on, everyone, we've got precious little time.
Come on, everyone, we've got precious little time.
Come on, gang! We've gotta see the Terrance and Phillip movie, too!
Come on, gang! We've gotta see the Terrance and Phillip movie, too!
Come on, I'm just fucking with you! It's not real!
Come on, I'm just fucking with you! It's not real!
Come on, Kyle, it's time for us to get political.
Come on, Kyle, it's time for us to get political.
Come on, Mole, come on!
Come on, Mole, come on!
Come on, rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy!
Come on, rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy!
Come on, you all know the words!
Come on, you all know the words!
Come on, you weak, stupid come bucket! Save me!
Come on, you weak, stupid come bucket! Save me!
Come on. We have to shut off the power!
Come on. We have to shut off the power!
Come, Wendy. Let us try to jump the hilly brush.
Come, Wendy. Let us try to jump the hilly brush.
Coming, Mother.
Coming, Mother.
Could it be that you are free at last?
Could it be that you are free at last?
Could you tell us again what your argument is all about?
Could you tell us again what your argument is all about?
Course not! My mommy says
Course not! My mommy says
Damn it! I'm not gonna lose this kid!
Damn it! I'm not gonna lose this kid!
Damn it! It never gets any easier!
Damn it! It never gets any easier!
Damn, dude. That kid is fucked up.
Damn, dude. That kid is fucked up.
Damn! Shit! Respect my fucking authority!
Damn! Shit! Respect my fucking authority!
Did I say death camps?
Did I say death camps?
Did you forget that your own adopted son is Canadian?
Did you forget that your own adopted son is Canadian?
Did you shut the alarm off, Cartman?
Did you shut the alarm off, Cartman?
Die, Canadian, m'kay?
Die, Canadian, m'kay?
Do whatever it takes to keep that show going
Do whatever it takes to keep that show going
Do you always think about sex?
Do you always think about sex?
Do you remember when you first got here?
Do you remember when you first got here?
Do you see Terrance and Phillip?
Do you see Terrance and Phillip?
Dog shit taco!
Dog shit taco!
Don't blame me for my son Stan
Don't blame me for my son Stan
Don't call me fat, you butt fucking son of a bitch!
Don't call me fat, you butt fucking son of a bitch!
Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!
Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!
Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck!
Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck!
Don't do it, Cartman!
Don't do it, Cartman!
Don't say it, Cartman!
Don't say it, Cartman!
Don't worry, Ike, we're gonna put an end to this.
Don't worry, Ike, we're gonna put an end to this.
Don't you know our little lives are now complete?
Don't you know our little lives are now complete?
Dude, don't you like Terrance and Phillip anymore?
Dude, don't you like Terrance and Phillip anymore?
Dude, I found the clitoris,
Dude, I found the clitoris,
Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!
Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!
Dude, that movie was fucking sweet!
Dude, that movie was fucking sweet!
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?
Dude, you didn't say anything about watches!
Dude, you didn't say anything about watches!
Dude, you just have to have confidence in yourself.
Dude, you just have to have confidence in yourself.
Dude! Dude, wake up!
Dude! Dude, wake up!
Each battalion has a specific code name and mission.
Each battalion has a specific code name and mission.
Eric, did you just say the "F" word?
Eric, did you just say the "F" word?
Even though the temperature's low
Even though the temperature's low
Everyone dreams I can dream, too
Everyone dreams I can dream, too
Everyone dreams I can dream, too
Everyone dreams I can dream, too
Everything is super when you're... Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
Everything is super when you're... Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
Everything is super when you're... Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
Everything is super when you're... Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
Excuse me, what the heck is Terrance and Phillip?
Excuse me, what the heck is Terrance and Phillip?
Fallen one, I am Satan.
Fallen one, I am Satan.
Feel free to come back and visit us any time you want, Satan.
Feel free to come back and visit us any time you want, Satan.
Filled with thousands of soldiers, and break out Terrance and Phillip?
Filled with thousands of soldiers, and break out Terrance and Phillip?
Find your own constructive way to better yourself, m'kay?
Find your own constructive way to better yourself, m'kay?
Fire on my command!
Fire on my command!
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
Followed immediately by the nasty execution of Terrance and Phillip!
Followed immediately by the nasty execution of Terrance and Phillip!
For
For
For a special announcement, m'kay?
For a special announcement, m'kay?
For Bryan Adams on several occasions.
For Bryan Adams on several occasions.
For crimes against humanity.
For crimes against humanity.
For God's sake, Sheila, we're going to get them killed!
For God's sake, Sheila, we're going to get them killed!
For hurting that bird and not going to church
For hurting that bird and not going to church
For security measures, our great American government
For security measures, our great American government
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too
Forget I said anything.
Forget I said anything.
Found eight million pages with the word "clitoris. "
Found eight million pages with the word "clitoris. "
From someone who's not a complete retard.
From someone who's not a complete retard.
From the President of the United States.
From the President of the United States.
From the USO show and...
From the USO show and...
Fuck that! Why should I fucking have to spell "forensics"?
Fuck that! Why should I fucking have to spell "forensics"?
Fuck this, dude. I'm getting out of here before I get in really big trouble.
Fuck this, dude. I'm getting out of here before I get in really big trouble.
Fuck you, uncle fucka!
Fuck you, uncle fucka!
Fuck, dude, I wanna be just like Terrance and Phillip.
Fuck, dude, I wanna be just like Terrance and Phillip.
Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner,
Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner,
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck...
Fuck...
Gentlemen, do you have any last words?
Gentlemen, do you have any last words?
Get him!
Get him!
Get me the fuck out of this chair! How's that for last words?
Get me the fuck out of this chair! How's that for last words?
Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff.
Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff.
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Get ready for loads of entertainment and fabulous celebrities,
Get ready for loads of entertainment and fabulous celebrities,
Goddamn, your mom sucks, Cartman.
Goddamn, your mom sucks, Cartman.
Good job, Ms. Broflovski! Thanks a lot!
Good job, Ms. Broflovski! Thanks a lot!
Good Lordy, I'm found
Good Lordy, I'm found
Good night, hon.
Good night, hon.
Good! Now, "pillow. "
Good! Now, "pillow. "
Goodbye, bastards!
Goodbye, bastards!
Goodbye, Terrance.
Goodbye, Terrance.
Goodbye, you guys.
Goodbye, you guys.
Gosh darn it!
Gosh darn it!
Great. Son, I have some bad news.
Great. Son, I have some bad news.
Greenhorn, one horse Mudhole, peckerwood
Greenhorn, one horse Mudhole, peckerwood
Gross!
Gross!
GUARD: Dude, did you hear what Winona Ryder's doing?
GUARD: Dude, did you hear what Winona Ryder's doing?
Guys, up there is Hodun.
Guys, up there is Hodun.
Guys, you can't say that on TV.
Guys, you can't say that on TV.
Has naughty language!
Has naughty language!
Have access to fabulous doctors and be able to exercise regularly.
Have access to fabulous doctors and be able to exercise regularly.
Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
He beat up Kublai Khan
He beat up Kublai Khan
He did two salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold
He did two salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
He has made my life miserable.
He has made my life miserable.
He is an expert in covert operations. A mercenary for hire.
He is an expert in covert operations. A mercenary for hire.
He is the biggest bitch of them all.
He is the biggest bitch of them all.
He just wants sex and can't learn to communicate.
He just wants sex and can't learn to communicate.
He said that his wish is for everything to go back to the way it was
He said that his wish is for everything to go back to the way it was
He said that if Terrance and Phillip die,
He said that if Terrance and Phillip die,
He said very naughty things about God.
He said very naughty things about God.
He said you could sneak us in.
He said you could sneak us in.
He spent so much time convincing me I was weak and stupid
He spent so much time convincing me I was weak and stupid
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair
He'd figure out a way to rescue Terrance and Phillip
He'd figure out a way to rescue Terrance and Phillip
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
Head so full of wonder
Head so full of wonder
Heck, no!
Heck, no!
Hell isn't good, hell isn't good Hell!
Hell isn't good, hell isn't good Hell!
Hell isn't good, hell isn't good Hell!
Hell isn't good, hell isn't good Hell!
Hell isn't good, hell isn't good No!
Hell isn't good, hell isn't good No!
Hello. What's this?
Hello. What's this?
Here I come, God. Here I come, you fucking rat.
Here I come, God. Here I come, you fucking rat.
Here I go I'm changing
Here I go I'm changing
Here to present the V Chip is Dr. Vosknocker.
Here to present the V Chip is Dr. Vosknocker.
Here with a special report is a midget in a bikini.
Here with a special report is a midget in a bikini.
Here you go, Conan.
Here you go, Conan.
Here you go. S U C K M Y A S S. Forensics.
Here you go. S U C K M Y A S S. Forensics.
Here's pint size pixie and darling of the indie movie scene, Winona Ryder!
Here's pint size pixie and darling of the indie movie scene, Winona Ryder!
Hey, Alec, do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?
Hey, Alec, do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?
Hey, buddy, I know I was mean before, but don't worry, I can change.
Hey, buddy, I know I was mean before, but don't worry, I can change.
Hey, come here, guy.
Hey, come here, guy.
Hey, did you hear that? Sounds like a giraffe is dying over there.
Hey, did you hear that? Sounds like a giraffe is dying over there.
Hey, don't call me fat, butt fucker!
Hey, don't call me fat, butt fucker!
Hey, fuck face, have you seen Gracie?
Hey, fuck face, have you seen Gracie?
Hey, guy, relax!
Hey, guy, relax!
Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate for you.
Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate for you.
Hey, I'm supposed to be anonymous.
Hey, I'm supposed to be anonymous.
Hey, I'm telling you, this was Kenny!
Hey, I'm telling you, this was Kenny!
Hey, it's Mr. Garrison!
Hey, it's Mr. Garrison!
Hey, Mole, do you know where the clitoris is?
Hey, Mole, do you know where the clitoris is?
Hey, Satan, did you hear the news?
Hey, Satan, did you hear the news?
Hey, Satan.
Hey, Satan.
Hey, some little fat kid saved us!
Hey, some little fat kid saved us!
Hey, Stan, tell them about when Terrance called Phillip
Hey, Stan, tell them about when Terrance called Phillip
Hey, stop crowding us, you shit faced cockmasters!
Hey, stop crowding us, you shit faced cockmasters!
Hey, that is interesting! Let's fuck!
Hey, that is interesting! Let's fuck!
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, wait a minute! Where's your guardian?
Hey, wait a minute! Where's your guardian?
Hey, what's going on over there?
Hey, what's going on over there?
Hey, where have you guys been all day?
Hey, where have you guys been all day?
Hey! It is Cartman's mom!
Hey! It is Cartman's mom!
Hey! You need to watch your mouth, brat!
Hey! You need to watch your mouth, brat!
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
Hi, I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
Hi, I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
Hi, Satan. I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth.
Hi, Satan. I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth.
Hi, Stan.
Hi, Stan.
Hi, there, little guy. Would you like to go to hell with me?
Hi, there, little guy. Would you like to go to hell with me?
Hi, we're gonna go rescue Terrance and Phillip
Hi, we're gonna go rescue Terrance and Phillip
Holy crap! Did you see that? They arrested Terrance and Phillip!
Holy crap! Did you see that? They arrested Terrance and Phillip!
Holy mother of Jehoshaphat!
Holy mother of Jehoshaphat!
Holy shit, dude!
Holy shit, dude!
Holy shit, dude.
Holy shit, dude.
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack
Hooray!
Hooray!
Horse...
Horse...
How are you feeling, son?
How are you feeling, son?
How come you always wanna make love to me from behind?
How come you always wanna make love to me from behind?
How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
How would you like to suck my balls?
How would you like to suck my balls?
Huh?
Huh?
I am the clitoris.
I am the clitoris.
I am your god now.
I am your god now.
I attended school at Yardale and had a 4.0 grade point average.
I attended school at Yardale and had a 4.0 grade point average.
I believe it goes a little bit like this.
I believe it goes a little bit like this.
I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him $100.
I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him $100.
I bet him he couldn't light a fart on fire and now he's all pissed off!
I bet him he couldn't light a fart on fire and now he's all pissed off!
I bet I could be political, too
I bet I could be political, too
I can't face my mother.
I can't face my mother.
I can't help you. I'm grounded in my room for the next three days.
I can't help you. I'm grounded in my room for the next three days.
I can't.
I can't.
I could be safe and live without a care
I could be safe and live without a care
I could be safe and live without a care
I could be safe and live without a care
I did, Terrance. I learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck face.
I did, Terrance. I learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck face.
I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
I don't know but I've been told
I don't know but I've been told
I don't know if I can sleep, if you know what I mean.
I don't know if I can sleep, if you know what I mean.
I don't know, hon. Soon, we hope.
I don't know, hon. Soon, we hope.
I don't know, Phillip. What?
I don't know, Phillip. What?
I don't listen to hip hop.
I don't listen to hip hop.
I don't see why you have to belittle me in front of people like that.
I don't see why you have to belittle me in front of people like that.
I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.
I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.
I guess I'm destined to live in hell. Alone.
I guess I'm destined to live in hell. Alone.
I hate Canadians now 'cause they made me have a dirty mouth!
I hate Canadians now 'cause they made me have a dirty mouth!
I hate you, Kenny.
I hate you, Kenny.
I have had enough of you!
I have had enough of you!
I have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me again.
I have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me again.
I have to say "behind" 'cause I get shocked if I say "ass"...
I have to say "behind" 'cause I get shocked if I say "ass"...
I have you to thank, little one.
I have you to thank, little one.
I heard you the first time, you British piece of shit.
I heard you the first time, you British piece of shit.
I hereby condemn the actions taken by America
I hereby condemn the actions taken by America
I just fuck up, try as I might
I just fuck up, try as I might
I just might do that.
I just might do that.
I just might do that.
I just might do that.
I just transferred from Yardale, where I had a 4.0 grade point average.
I just transferred from Yardale, where I had a 4.0 grade point average.
I knew it! You paid a homeless guy to get you in, didn't you?
I knew it! You paid a homeless guy to get you in, didn't you?
I know I can be cool if I try
I know I can be cool if I try
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I know, Cartman, I know. I see Kenny every day.
I know, Cartman, I know. I see Kenny every day.
I know, Terrance. I know.
I know, Terrance. I know.
I like to kill, I like to maim
I like to kill, I like to maim
I love when you get all biblical, Satan.
I love when you get all biblical, Satan.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean war, man. Wow. War, you know?
I mean war, man. Wow. War, you know?
I meant happy camps, where you will eat the finest meals,
I meant happy camps, where you will eat the finest meals,
I must be strong. I must be strong.
I must be strong. I must be strong.
I must say, I don't think I belong with these rogues.
I must say, I don't think I belong with these rogues.
I must stay below alone
I must stay below alone
I really mean it
I really mean it
I said who wants to fucking touch me?
I said who wants to fucking touch me?
I saw him in my room.
I saw him in my room.
I see you failed in your mission.
I see you failed in your mission.
I should not have sent a boy to do a man's job.
I should not have sent a boy to do a man's job.
I sure did, Phillip.
I sure did, Phillip.
I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
I think we're fighting Canadians.
I think we're fighting Canadians.
I thought it was a pretty stupid idea, too.
I thought it was a pretty stupid idea, too.
I told you my mom wouldn't listen.
I told you my mom wouldn't listen.
I want this V Chip out of me
I want this V Chip out of me
I want to believe that.
I want to believe that.
I want to live up there!
I want to live up there!
I was just trying to make the world a better place for children.
I was just trying to make the world a better place for children.
I will find pride within
I will find pride within
I... I...
I... I...
I'd like to give it a try
I'd like to give it a try
I'll just try the first one. "You must be 18 to enter this website. "
I'll just try the first one. "You must be 18 to enter this website. "
I'll open up my heart and I will share it Any minute now I will be born again
I'll open up my heart and I will share it Any minute now I will be born again
I'll take care of this. Kids, get out of the way now!
I'll take care of this. Kids, get out of the way now!
I'm alive. Where's Mr. Hat?
I'm alive. Where's Mr. Hat?
I'm coming to get you! I'm coming to get you!
I'm coming to get you! I'm coming to get you!
I'm doing very important things.
I'm doing very important things.
I'm feeling super No, nothing bugs me
I'm feeling super No, nothing bugs me
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom...
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom...
I'm going up to Earth to rule alone!
I'm going up to Earth to rule alone!
I'm just excited about taking over the world! Come on!
I'm just excited about taking over the world! Come on!
I'm not cranky.
I'm not cranky.
I'm not moving!
I'm not moving!
I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple
I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple
I'm sorry, I can't help myself.
I'm sorry, I can't help myself.
I'm sorry, The Mole is grounded. He can't come out and play.
I'm sorry, The Mole is grounded. He can't come out and play.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
I'm strong and I don't need him!
I'm strong and I don't need him!
I'm super
I'm super
I'm super No, nothing bugs me
I'm super No, nothing bugs me
I'm super psyched to be here today.
I'm super psyched to be here today.
I'm super, thanks for asking
I'm super, thanks for asking
I'm sure he'd kick and ass or two That's what Brian Boitano would do
I'm sure he'd kick and ass or two That's what Brian Boitano would do
I'm talking about very important stuff here!
I'm talking about very important stuff here!
I'm trying. I can't find a Canadian server. I've got to break into the mainframe.
I'm trying. I can't find a Canadian server. I've got to break into the mainframe.
If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe.
If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe.
If only I could live up there
If only I could live up there
If they die, Satan and Saddam Hussein are gonna come take over the world!
If they die, Satan and Saddam Hussein are gonna come take over the world!
If you want Daniel Baldwin, call his extension, stupid!
If you want Daniel Baldwin, call his extension, stupid!
Ike, you broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
Ike, you broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
Ike, you have to stay in the attic 'cause if they find you,
Ike, you have to stay in the attic 'cause if they find you,
IKE: All of that is home.
IKE: All of that is home.
Ike! Bad baby!
Ike! Bad baby!
In apprehending Terrance and Phillip.
In apprehending Terrance and Phillip.
In my quiet mountain town
In my quiet mountain town
In response to this, the U.S. has declared war on Canada.
In response to this, the U.S. has declared war on Canada.
In two days time, the war criminals Terrance and Phillip
In two days time, the war criminals Terrance and Phillip
Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Intend to kill Terrance and Phillip.
Intend to kill Terrance and Phillip.
Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Is nothing but immature fart jokes.
Is nothing but immature fart jokes.
Is number one at the box office.
Is number one at the box office.
Is quickly turning into World War lll!
Is quickly turning into World War lll!
Is rounding up all citizens that have any Canadian blood
Is rounding up all citizens that have any Canadian blood
Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada.
Is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada.
Is to be sent home immediately.
Is to be sent home immediately.
Is to sign up for the army!
Is to sign up for the army!
It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.
It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.
It has come to be. The four horsemen are drawing nigh!
It has come to be. The four horsemen are drawing nigh!
It has stunted my vocabulary
It has stunted my vocabulary
It is faster. Over five million...
It is faster. Over five million...
It is going to take us weeks
It is going to take us weeks
It is placed under the child's skin
It is placed under the child's skin
It makes my stomach queasy every time she walks by
It makes my stomach queasy every time she walks by
It might go a little bit something like this
It might go a little bit something like this
It must be because he's political and stuff
It must be because he's political and stuff
It really gets me down
It really gets me down
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along
It sure does, Mr. Garrison.
It sure does, Mr. Garrison.
It talks about how people communicate differently.
It talks about how people communicate differently.
It was Cartman's filthy fucking mouth that saved us all.
It was Cartman's filthy fucking mouth that saved us all.
It will be our time to rise.
It will be our time to rise.
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown
It's aboot not censoring our art! It's aboot... It's aboot...
It's aboot not censoring our art! It's aboot... It's aboot...
It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed
It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed
It's Canada's fault!
It's Canada's fault!
It's easy It's easy, m'kay?
It's easy It's easy, m'kay?
It's fucking Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here!
It's fucking Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here!
It's just like a lie detector.
It's just like a lie detector.
It's not my fault that I'm so evil It's society
It's not my fault that I'm so evil It's society
It's pretty fucking sweet, huh?
It's pretty fucking sweet, huh?
It's Saddam Hussein! Shoot him!
It's Saddam Hussein! Shoot him!
It's Saddam, he doesn't nurture my emotions.
It's Saddam, he doesn't nurture my emotions.
It's this V Chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
It's this V Chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
It's time we talked to our moms.
It's time we talked to our moms.
Just another Sunday morning
Just another Sunday morning
Just get to the message board!
Just get to the message board!
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
Just like when you lie.
Just like when you lie.
Just make any wish you want, and I shall grant it.
Just make any wish you want, and I shall grant it.
Just one more day until we can take over the world.
Just one more day until we can take over the world.
Just remember what the M. P.A.A. says.
Just remember what the M. P.A.A. says.
Just watch Just watch me change
Just watch Just watch me change
Kenny, come on!
Kenny, come on!
Kenny, is that you?
Kenny, is that you?
Kenny, the Terrance and Phillip movie is out. You wanna come?
Kenny, the Terrance and Phillip movie is out. You wanna come?
Kenny, you realize that means you'd go back, too?
Kenny, you realize that means you'd go back, too?
Kenny! I saw Kenny again!
Kenny! I saw Kenny again!
Kenny? Kenny, can you hear me?
Kenny? Kenny, can you hear me?
Kick ass, mountain
Kick ass, mountain
Kick the baby.
Kick the baby.
Kids, I wanna welcome you to rehabilitation, m'kay?
Kids, I wanna welcome you to rehabilitation, m'kay?
Kyle, all those times I said you were a big, dumb Jew,
Kyle, all those times I said you were a big, dumb Jew,
Kyle, you have to stand up to your mother! Come on!
Kyle, you have to stand up to your mother! Come on!
Kyle, you need to stop being such a chicken shit
Kyle, you need to stop being such a chicken shit
KYLE: (SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
KYLE: (SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
Kyle's mom
Kyle's mom
Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club,
Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club,
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
Let us get this meeting underway. There are others coming.
Let us get this meeting underway. There are others coming.
Let us not forget Bryan Adams.
Let us not forget Bryan Adams.
Let's bring out our first act, Yippie the back flipping dog!
Let's bring out our first act, Yippie the back flipping dog!
Let's fuck to celebrate.
Let's fuck to celebrate.
Let's hear it for our boys in blue.
Let's hear it for our boys in blue.
Let's kill us some goddamn Australians!
Let's kill us some goddamn Australians!
Let's not talk. Let's get busy.
Let's not talk. Let's get busy.
Let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Let's start by building a big statue of me
Let's start by building a big statue of me
Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns hole"
Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns hole"
Like at this spelling bee in Washington.
Like at this spelling bee in Washington.
Like you really need all that chocolate, fat boy!
Like you really need all that chocolate, fat boy!
Like, I communicate by wanting you to ask me questions, and you...
Like, I communicate by wanting you to ask me questions, and you...
Listen, you donkey raping shit eater!
Listen, you donkey raping shit eater!
Little, pissant, redneck Podunk, jerkwater
Little, pissant, redneck Podunk, jerkwater
Live without a care
Live without a care
Load that IV with 70 cc's of sodium pentothal!
Load that IV with 70 cc's of sodium pentothal!
Look!
Look!
Looks like we may be out of luck
Looks like we may be out of luck
M.A.C. is also fighting the war against potty mouths here at home!
M.A.C. is also fighting the war against potty mouths here at home!
M'kay
M'kay
M'kay. M'kay.
M'kay. M'kay.
M'kay. What?
M'kay. What?
M'kay. You see, children? This is exactly what I'm talking about.
M'kay. You see, children? This is exactly what I'm talking about.
MALE VOICE: No!
MALE VOICE: No!
Man, that movie gets better every time I see it.
Man, that movie gets better every time I see it.
Map!
Map!
Meet me in the backyard in five minutes.
Meet me in the backyard in five minutes.
Meet Saddam Hussein, my new partner in evil.
Meet Saddam Hussein, my new partner in evil.
Men, when you're out there in the battlefield
Men, when you're out there in the battlefield
Minister, parents are concerned
Minister, parents are concerned
Mom, we think you're going too far. You can't kill Terrance and Phillip.
Mom, we think you're going too far. You can't kill Terrance and Phillip.
Mom, when is the war gonna be over?
Mom, when is the war gonna be over?
Mom! Somebody's at the door!
Mom! Somebody's at the door!
More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!
More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!
Mothers Against Canada is placing you under citizen's arrest!
Mothers Against Canada is placing you under citizen's arrest!
Move along, children, you're holding up the line.
Move along, children, you're holding up the line.
Move over, Satan, you're hogging all the fun.
Move over, Satan, you're hogging all the fun.
Move, move!
Move, move!
Mr. Garrison, how come our moms arrested Terrance and Phillip?
Mr. Garrison, how come our moms arrested Terrance and Phillip?
Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
MR. GARRISON: Mr. Hat! No!
MR. GARRISON: Mr. Hat! No!
MR. MACKEY ON PA: Attention, students.
MR. MACKEY ON PA: Attention, students.
MR. MACKEY: Come to the gymnasium immediately
MR. MACKEY: Come to the gymnasium immediately
MR. MACKEY: It's easy, m'kay? CHILDREN: It's easy, m'kay?
MR. MACKEY: It's easy, m'kay? CHILDREN: It's easy, m'kay?
MRS. CARTMAN: All righty then.
MRS. CARTMAN: All righty then.
Ms. Sheila Broflovski.
Ms. Sheila Broflovski.
My fellow Americans,
My fellow Americans,
My fellow Americans,
My fellow Americans,
My God, this is terrible!
My God, this is terrible!
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Ned, behind you!
Ned, behind you!
Next, please.
Next, please.
No way, dude! I looked all over for you
No way, dude! I looked all over for you
No, because we're going to abolish Canadian smut!
No, because we're going to abolish Canadian smut!
No, I know. I'm just fucking stoked I don't have to pay him.
No, I know. I'm just fucking stoked I don't have to pay him.
No, I'm being serious. It is the seventh sign.
No, I'm being serious. It is the seventh sign.
No, Mole. Hang on.
No, Mole. Hang on.
No, no, Kyle, don't be so hard on yourself.
No, no, Kyle, don't be so hard on yourself.
No, we can't leave without you! We don't know where the hell we are!
No, we can't leave without you! We don't know where the hell we are!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Blame Canada!
No! Blame Canada!
No! This is about more than fart jokes!
No! This is about more than fart jokes!
No! We're going!
No! We're going!
No.
No.
Nope, I don't have any ******* candy.
Nope, I don't have any ******* candy.
Not alone.
Not alone.
Not for you. Not for anybody.
Not for you. Not for anybody.
Not!
Not!
Nothing but foul language and toilet humor.
Nothing but foul language and toilet humor.
Nothing, nothing.
Nothing, nothing.
Now begins two million years of darkness!
Now begins two million years of darkness!
Now get back to the house and stay there!
Now get back to the house and stay there!
Now I want you to say "horse fucker. "
Now I want you to say "horse fucker. "
Now I'd like you to say "big floppy donkey dick. "
Now I'd like you to say "big floppy donkey dick. "
Now it appears that she likes another guy
Now it appears that she likes another guy
Now keep in mind, Operation Human Shield will suffer heavy losses.
Now keep in mind, Operation Human Shield will suffer heavy losses.
Now more than ever she gives me butterflies
Now more than ever she gives me butterflies
Now our moms are gonna find out we went
Now our moms are gonna find out we went
Now Terrance smells like my ass!
Now Terrance smells like my ass!
Now you all just sit there and keep your mouths shut
Now you all just sit there and keep your mouths shut
Now you're cured.
Now you're cured.
Now, everyone bow down to me!
Now, everyone bow down to me!
Now, feel the delightful pain.
Now, feel the delightful pain.
Now, guys, some people claim that your Canadian humor
Now, guys, some people claim that your Canadian humor
Now, let's see, what would Brian Boitano do?
Now, let's see, what would Brian Boitano do?
Now, listen carefully. I will dig under the stage,
Now, listen carefully. I will dig under the stage,
Now, now. The Canadian government has apologized
Now, now. The Canadian government has apologized
Now, wait a minute.
Now, wait a minute.
Now!
Now!
Nowhere.
Nowhere.
Of course, the only way to see the USO show
Of course, the only way to see the USO show
Of the American Army,
Of the American Army,
Of the Canadian comedy are far reaching indeed.
Of the Canadian comedy are far reaching indeed.
Oh, boy, I can't wait for our first shore leave
Oh, boy, I can't wait for our first shore leave
Oh, boy, I'm so excited!
Oh, boy, I'm so excited!
Oh, boy! Military action, Ned!
Oh, boy! Military action, Ned!
Oh, Mom. He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!
Oh, Mom. He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!
Oh, my God, dude!
Oh, my God, dude!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
Oh, no, dude, it's happening!
Oh, no, dude, it's happening!
Oh, no, it's that kid!
Oh, no, it's that kid!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, the snow's pure and white
Oh, the snow's pure and white
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Bye.
Oh! Bye.
Oh! Now that is just not appropriate!
Oh! Now that is just not appropriate!
Oh! Nowhere. We just went to go see the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Oh! Nowhere. We just went to go see the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Oh! Okay.
Oh! Okay.
Oh! Phillip, we're done for!
Oh! Phillip, we're done for!
Oh! Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!
Oh! Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!
Oh! That's easy.
Oh! That's easy.
Oh! That's easy.
Oh! That's easy.
Oh! That's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!
Oh! That's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!
Oh! That's swell, Stan.
Oh! That's swell, Stan.
Oh! That's too bad.
Oh! That's too bad.
Oh! Very well, then. I will pull all my minions back.
Oh! Very well, then. I will pull all my minions back.
Oh! Well, can we just talk to him for five seconds, please?
Oh! Well, can we just talk to him for five seconds, please?
Oh! You poor dear. You've been through so much.
Oh! You poor dear. You've been through so much.
Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today.
Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today.
Okay, children. Let's start the day with a few new math problems.
Okay, children. Let's start the day with a few new math problems.
Okay, everybody, just wanna take a minute here
Okay, everybody, just wanna take a minute here
Okay, folks, here it is, the moment we've all been waiting for,
Okay, folks, here it is, the moment we've all been waiting for,
Okay, I'm finished.
Okay, I'm finished.
Okay, it's clear.
Okay, it's clear.
Okay, Kenny, I'll bet you $100 you can't light a fart on fire!
Okay, Kenny, I'll bet you $100 you can't light a fart on fire!
Okay! And now for your enjoyment, here's my famous ping pong ball trick!
Okay! And now for your enjoyment, here's my famous ping pong ball trick!
Okay! Okay! I'm sorry!
Okay! Okay! I'm sorry!
Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. "Welcome to German sick fetish video. "
Okay. "Welcome to German sick fetish video. "
Okay. Here we go. "Want to help Terrance and Phillip?"
Okay. Here we go. "Want to help Terrance and Phillip?"
Okay. Let's see. I've gotta put out an all access e mail.
Okay. Let's see. I've gotta put out an all access e mail.
Okay. Now let's try to get an answer
Okay. Now let's try to get an answer
Okay. We can use my dad's computer to call all the kids together.
Okay. We can use my dad's computer to call all the kids together.
Okay. We will split up here. Let's synchronize watches.
Okay. We will split up here. Let's synchronize watches.
Okey dokey.
Okey dokey.
Old fashioned, hayseed Inbred, unkempt
Old fashioned, hayseed Inbred, unkempt
On Monday she's a bitch On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Monday she's a bitch On Tuesday she's a bitch
On the earth, rich and brown
On the earth, rich and brown
On the smile of every baby.
On the smile of every baby.
One, two...
One, two...
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh! They're having a sale at Merv's?
Ooh! They're having a sale at Merv's?
Open up your eyes
Open up your eyes
Or blame society?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
Or the alarms will sound and I will be attacked by guard dogs.
Or the alarms will sound and I will be attacked by guard dogs.
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Or we'll give you something to cry aboot!
Or we'll give you something to cry aboot!
Our children are now addicted to your filth!
Our children are now addicted to your filth!
Our freedom will be won
Our freedom will be won
Our moms say we can't ever see the Terrance and Phillip movie again!
Our moms say we can't ever see the Terrance and Phillip movie again!
Our neighbor to the north has abused us for the last time!
Our neighbor to the north has abused us for the last time!
Our next guests have the number one movie in the world right now.
Our next guests have the number one movie in the world right now.
Our sources have told us that the Canadians
Our sources have told us that the Canadians
Out of date, out of touch, white trash
Out of date, out of touch, white trash
Over there laughing with that smart new...
Over there laughing with that smart new...
Ow! Fuck!
Ow! Fuck!
Parents, our children are out of control!
Parents, our children are out of control!
Patient B5 here has been fitted with the new V Chip.
Patient B5 here has been fitted with the new V Chip.
Pay attention!
Pay attention!
Perhaps even three weeks.
Perhaps even three weeks.
Phillip, this is worse than that night I fell asleep
Phillip, this is worse than that night I fell asleep
Phillip, we've been ambushed!
Phillip, we've been ambushed!
Pilot to bombardier. Pilot to bombardier. We're nearing the target.
Pilot to bombardier. Pilot to bombardier. We're nearing the target.
Please take your seats, everyone. They're about to announce it, m'kay?
Please take your seats, everyone. They're about to announce it, m'kay?
Please welcome Terrance and Phillip!
Please welcome Terrance and Phillip!
Please, get him out of here.
Please, get him out of here.
President Clinton has called them to action
President Clinton has called them to action
Quick, Satan, do something!
Quick, Satan, do something!
Remember, Human Shield, protect our tanks and planes, too!
Remember, Human Shield, protect our tanks and planes, too!
Right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Right wing, whistle stop Hobnail, truck driving
Right wing, whistle stop Hobnail, truck driving
Right. You are Operation Get Behind the Darkies.
Right. You are Operation Get Behind the Darkies.
Saddam Hussein and Satan are gonna come up and rule the world!
Saddam Hussein and Satan are gonna come up and rule the world!
Saddam Hussein?
Saddam Hussein?
Saddam Hussein? That doesn't make sense, Kenny!
Saddam Hussein? That doesn't make sense, Kenny!
Saddam, could I talk to you over here for a second?
Saddam, could I talk to you over here for a second?
Saddam, I am the dark ruler, not you.
Saddam, I am the dark ruler, not you.
Saddam, I need to talk to you.
Saddam, I need to talk to you.
Saddam, I'm trying to have a nice conversation with you.
Saddam, I'm trying to have a nice conversation with you.
Saddam, would you let me do my job, please?
Saddam, would you let me do my job, please?
SADDAM: Yeah, you like that, don't you, bitch?
SADDAM: Yeah, you like that, don't you, bitch?
Satan, don't be such a twit Mother Teresa won't have shit on me
Satan, don't be such a twit Mother Teresa won't have shit on me
Satan, your ass is gigantic and red.
Satan, your ass is gigantic and red.
SATAN: Oh! Ow!
SATAN: Oh! Ow!
SATAN: Oh! There's nothing on.
SATAN: Oh! There's nothing on.
Satan! Satan is coming here?
Satan! Satan is coming here?
Say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Say to the Iranian gynecologist?
SHARON: But we didn't want this!
SHARON: But we didn't want this!
She's a big fat fucking bitch
She's a big fat fucking bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a super King Kamehameha bitch!
She's a super King Kamehameha bitch!
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Sheila Broflovski and Big Gay Al!
Sheila Broflovski and Big Gay Al!
SHEILA ON MIKE: Okay, everyone settle down.
SHEILA ON MIKE: Okay, everyone settle down.
SHEILA: Today is a great day for democracy!
SHEILA: Today is a great day for democracy!
Shh! The movie's starting.
Shh! The movie's starting.
Shit, the USO show has started! We are running out of time!
Shit, the USO show has started! We are running out of time!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shocking report.
Shocking report.
Should we blame the government?
Should we blame the government?
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Shut up, Cartman!
Shut up, Cartman!
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!
Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!
Six tickets, please.
Six tickets, please.
Sneaking into the show and breaking out Terrance and Phillip
Sneaking into the show and breaking out Terrance and Phillip
So are we. Our parents think we're home right now.
So are we. Our parents think we're home right now.
So I call him a cock sucking asshole and I get grounded.
So I call him a cock sucking asshole and I get grounded.
So I can get me some fucking poontang.
So I can get me some fucking poontang.
So if you're not there at 10:00, we'll have to leave.
So if you're not there at 10:00, we'll have to leave.
So it must be good to be evil sometimes
So it must be good to be evil sometimes
So join the army and kill some Canadian scum
So join the army and kill some Canadian scum
So just use the word "m'kay"
So just use the word "m'kay"
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down
So let's call all the kids together and unite to stop our moms
So let's call all the kids together and unite to stop our moms
So let's just get on with the execution!
So let's just get on with the execution!
So let's strategize.
So let's strategize.
So now I think I can get Wendy to like me again.
So now I think I can get Wendy to like me again.
So we think we should prank call a bunch of policemen
So we think we should prank call a bunch of policemen
So what do you say we shut off that light and get close, huh?
So what do you say we shut off that light and get close, huh?
So what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today?
So what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today?
So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman,
So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman,
So, guys, does it make you nervous to be in America?
So, guys, does it make you nervous to be in America?
Society
Society
SOLDIERS: Big Gay Al! Big Gay Al!
SOLDIERS: Big Gay Al! Big Gay Al!
SOLDIERS: Canadian pussy is mighty cold...
SOLDIERS: Canadian pussy is mighty cold...
SOLDIERS: Tomorrow night Our lives will change
SOLDIERS: Tomorrow night Our lives will change
SOLDIERS: we're so happy we get to go
SOLDIERS: we're so happy we get to go
SOLDIERS: Yeah, more!
SOLDIERS: Yeah, more!
Son of a gun! Heck!
Son of a gun! Heck!
Soon the world will belong to me!
Soon the world will belong to me!
Soon, Saddam and I will rule the world.
Soon, Saddam and I will rule the world.
Stan and Kyle, get near that stage and stall the show any way you can.
Stan and Kyle, get near that stage and stall the show any way you can.
Stan, I never really cared for Gregory.
Stan, I never really cared for Gregory.
Stan, the clitoris...
Stan, the clitoris...
Stan, you must not let Terrance and Phillip's blood
Stan, you must not let Terrance and Phillip's blood
STAN: (SINGING) There's the girI that I like
STAN: (SINGING) There's the girI that I like
Stan! Stan, are you okay?
Stan! Stan, are you okay?
Stand down, children.
Stand down, children.
Stanley!
Stanley!
Step four, don't say "fuck" anymore
Step four, don't say "fuck" anymore
Step one, instead of "ass" say "buns"
Step one, instead of "ass" say "buns"
Step three, with "bitch" drop the "T"
Step three, with "bitch" drop the "T"
Step two, instead of "shit" say "poo"
Step two, instead of "shit" say "poo"
Stop at nothing!
Stop at nothing!
Suck my balls.
Suck my balls.
Super sweet!
Super sweet!
Super sweet.
Super sweet.
Super! In the meantime,
Super! In the meantime,
Sure I do, guy. Please, just hear me out.
Sure I do, guy. Please, just hear me out.
Sure, hon. Good night.
Sure, hon. Good night.
Sure. I bet we could be best friends, Mr. Satan.
Sure. I bet we could be best friends, Mr. Satan.
Take cover in the trench!
Take cover in the trench!
Take Terrance and Phillip safely back to Canada.
Take Terrance and Phillip safely back to Canada.
Talk to kids around the world
Talk to kids around the world
Tell me why's it have to be that way
Tell me why's it have to be that way
Terrance and Phillip are Canadian, just like my brother.
Terrance and Phillip are Canadian, just like my brother.
Terrance and Phillip are currently being held
Terrance and Phillip are currently being held
Terrance and Phillip are going to be put to death
Terrance and Phillip are going to be put to death
Terrance and Phillip are supposed to be killed,
Terrance and Phillip are supposed to be killed,
Terrance and Phillip are supposed to be killed,
Terrance and Phillip are supposed to be killed,
Terrance and Phillip are two very untalented actors from Canada.
Terrance and Phillip are two very untalented actors from Canada.
Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire has been rated R
Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire has been rated R
Terrance and Phillip shirts are no longer allowed in school.
Terrance and Phillip shirts are no longer allowed in school.
Terrance and Phillip will not be released!
Terrance and Phillip will not be released!
Terrance and Phillip,
Terrance and Phillip,
Terrance and Phillip, wait!
Terrance and Phillip, wait!
Terrance and Phillip!
Terrance and Phillip!
Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?
Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?
Terrance, why would you call me a pig fucker?
Terrance, why would you call me a pig fucker?
TERRANCE: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something
TERRANCE: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something
TERRANCE: Yeah. Fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
TERRANCE: Yeah. Fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
Terrance!
Terrance!
Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck, Podunk, white trash
Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck, Podunk, white trash
Thank God we live in this quiet
Thank God we live in this quiet
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town
Thank you all for coming on such short notice.
Thank you all for coming on such short notice.
Thank you, Kenny.
Thank you, Kenny.
Thanks for having me, buddy.
Thanks for having me, buddy.
Thanks, Tom. It appears that the effects
Thanks, Tom. It appears that the effects
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down
That hurt, goddamn... Fuck!
That hurt, goddamn... Fuck!
That I believed it myself.
That I believed it myself.
That is what this war is all about!
That is what this war is all about!
That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
That Mr. Garrison ever said,
That Mr. Garrison ever said,
That there's such a big world up there
That there's such a big world up there
That want you arrested for destroying children.
That want you arrested for destroying children.
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
That's it!
That's it!
That's my ping pong ball trick!
That's my ping pong ball trick!
That's not true. Take this classic Canadian joke, for instance.
That's not true. Take this classic Canadian joke, for instance.
That's right It's Sunday morning
That's right It's Sunday morning
That's right, buddy.
That's right, buddy.
That's right, Sheila! Bring out the condemned!
That's right, Sheila! Bring out the condemned!
That's right. Kenny set himself on fire
That's right. Kenny set himself on fire
That's super!
That's super!
That's U N C L E
That's U N C L E
That's what Brian Boitano would do
That's what Brian Boitano would do
That's why I moved to this redneck, meshugana
That's why I moved to this redneck, meshugana
The alarms, they went off.
The alarms, they went off.
The American government thinks it has the right to police the world.
The American government thinks it has the right to police the world.
The bomb's ready, buddy.
The bomb's ready, buddy.
The Canadian government pleads for a peaceful resolution,
The Canadian government pleads for a peaceful resolution,
The Canadians are attacking! Run for your lives!
The Canadians are attacking! Run for your lives!
The Canadians have bombed the Baldwins.
The Canadians have bombed the Baldwins.
The child doesn't want to swear!
The child doesn't want to swear!
The chip picks up on this and gives the subject a little prick.
The chip picks up on this and gives the subject a little prick.
The clitoris has spoken.
The clitoris has spoken.
The clitoris? I did it! I found the clitoris!
The clitoris? I did it! I found the clitoris!
The controversy began in the small mountain town of South Park
The controversy began in the small mountain town of South Park
The creamy fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
The creamy fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.
The day is ours!
The day is ours!
The entire economy of Canada relies on Terrance and Phillip!
The entire economy of Canada relies on Terrance and Phillip!
The execution of Terrance and Phillip is imminent.
The execution of Terrance and Phillip is imminent.
The execution!
The execution!
The fall of an empire, the coming of a comet,
The fall of an empire, the coming of a comet,
The fate of a nation in your hands
The fate of a nation in your hands
The first signs of my reign have all come true.
The first signs of my reign have all come true.
The fuss is aboot taking our citizens!
The fuss is aboot taking our citizens!
The laughter and fun must all be undone
The laughter and fun must all be undone
The machinery of the V Chip is very simple.
The machinery of the V Chip is very simple.
THE MOLE: Cartman, over there is the electrical box.
THE MOLE: Cartman, over there is the electrical box.
THE MOLE: Shit! Shit! Fucking guard dogs! Shit!
THE MOLE: Shit! Shit! Fucking guard dogs! Shit!
The R rated Canadian film Asses of Fire
The R rated Canadian film Asses of Fire
The rest is up to God.
The rest is up to God.
The smut we must stop The trash we must bash
The smut we must stop The trash we must bash
The sun is shining and the grass is green
The sun is shining and the grass is green
The time of execution...
The time of execution...
The time of prophecy is upon us!
The time of prophecy is upon us!
The what?
The what?
The whole world's gone to hell But how are you?
The whole world's gone to hell But how are you?
Their execution will take place during a fabulous USO show!
Their execution will take place during a fabulous USO show!
Then be my guest.
Then be my guest.
Then on Sunday, just to be different
Then on Sunday, just to be different
Then Operation Get Behind the Darkies.
Then Operation Get Behind the Darkies.
There are a lot of organizations here
There are a lot of organizations here
There is no escape.
There is no escape.
There is no hope now. You must get out of here.
There is no hope now. You must get out of here.
There is orderliness in the universe.
There is orderliness in the universe.
There isn't any.
There isn't any.
There will be celebrities, followed by the execution of Terrance and Phillip.
There will be celebrities, followed by the execution of Terrance and Phillip.
There, I didn't miss one!
There, I didn't miss one!
There, we will all rendezvous and, together,
There, we will all rendezvous and, together,
There'll be no more Celine Dion!
There'll be no more Celine Dion!
There's a ghost!
There's a ghost!
These little pants this matching tie that I got at Merv's
These little pants this matching tie that I got at Merv's
They may be right They may be right
They may be right They may be right
They might cut your dick in half and serve it to a pig
They might cut your dick in half and serve it to a pig
They say I don't belong
They say I don't belong
They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse
They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse
They'll put you in a Canadian concentration camp.
They'll put you in a Canadian concentration camp.
They're coming?
They're coming?
They're going to be put on trial for corrupting America's youth.
They're going to be put on trial for corrupting America's youth.
They're gonna kill them?
They're gonna kill them?
They're not even a real country anyway
They're not even a real country anyway
They're probably all on their periods or something.
They're probably all on their periods or something.
They're to be executed tomorrow during
They're to be executed tomorrow during
This book is really interesting.
This book is really interesting.
This chip somehow knows if the child is swearing?
This chip somehow knows if the child is swearing?
This is a state of emergency.
This is a state of emergency.
This is about freedom of speech, about censorship and stuff.
This is about freedom of speech, about censorship and stuff.
This is about freedom of speech! About censorship!
This is about freedom of speech! About censorship!
This is not aboot diplomacy, this is aboot dignity!
This is not aboot diplomacy, this is aboot dignity!
This is real life, with consequences you take to the grave!
This is real life, with consequences you take to the grave!
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown
This is the USO show where those military bitches
This is the USO show where those military bitches
This is what happens when toilet humor is allowed to run rampant!
This is what happens when toilet humor is allowed to run rampant!
This is what we wanted!
This is what we wanted!
This isn't fair, you sons of bitches!
This isn't fair, you sons of bitches!
This just isn't like you, Stanley.
This just isn't like you, Stanley.
This little scrotum sucker deceived us!
This little scrotum sucker deceived us!
This movie might not be appropriate for your little ones.
This movie might not be appropriate for your little ones.
This will be very dangerous. Are you quite sure?
This will be very dangerous. Are you quite sure?
Though I die
Though I die
Thought I told you that we won't stop
Thought I told you that we won't stop
Thought I told you that we won't stop
Thought I told you that we won't stop
Thought you were in bed Instead, you're in hell!
Thought you were in bed Instead, you're in hell!
Through this whole experience.
Through this whole experience.
Throw away my lesson plan and teach theirs.
Throw away my lesson plan and teach theirs.
Throw the switch, Mr. Garrison.
Throw the switch, Mr. Garrison.
Till only the righteous stand
Till only the righteous stand
To erase the damage this film has done to our children!
To erase the damage this film has done to our children!
To fight the eviI Canadian scourge.
To fight the eviI Canadian scourge.
To get Terrance and Phillip out of their cell
To get Terrance and Phillip out of their cell
To one of these death camps right away.
To one of these death camps right away.
To thank all our wonderful sponsors we had tonight on this USO show.
To thank all our wonderful sponsors we had tonight on this USO show.
To the Terrance and Phillip movie again!
To the Terrance and Phillip movie again!
To the world to allow my coming.
To the world to allow my coming.
To the year 3010
To the year 3010
Tom, the devastating impact of the Canadian duo
Tom, the devastating impact of the Canadian duo
Tomorrow night
Tomorrow night
Tomorrow night is the USO show for all you troops!
Tomorrow night is the USO show for all you troops!
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed And so I will be going soon
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed And so I will be going soon
Tomorrow night, we'll be entertained
Tomorrow night, we'll be entertained
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Tomorrow, we will all be risking our lives for freedom.
Tomorrow, we will all be risking our lives for freedom.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Town!
Town!
Try and catch me, Wendy.
Try and catch me, Wendy.
Try this on for size.
Try this on for size.
Try to untangle his trachea and esophagus.
Try to untangle his trachea and esophagus.
TV kiddie hour where we all sit around
TV kiddie hour where we all sit around
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
Uh huh!
Uh huh!
Uh oh!
Uh oh!
Uncle fucka
Uncle fucka
Under the three feet of snow, I mean
Under the three feet of snow, I mean
Up there
Up there
Up there Up where the skies are ocean blue
Up there Up where the skies are ocean blue
Up there Up where the skies are ocean blue
Up there Up where the skies are ocean blue
Up there, there is so much room
Up there, there is so much room
Up there, there is so much room
Up there, there is so much room
Up there, there is so much room Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Up there, there is so much room Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Vacuum!
Vacuum!
Wait! You're supposed to tell me how to get Wendy to like me.
Wait! You're supposed to tell me how to get Wendy to like me.
Wait. Before we put a message out, do a search on the word "clitoris. "
Wait. Before we put a message out, do a search on the word "clitoris. "
Wanna skate with us?
Wanna skate with us?
Want to see the northern lights?
Want to see the northern lights?
Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart
Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart
We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato.
We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato.
We are here to rescue you.
We are here to rescue you.
We are now enforcing a new dress code at South Park Elementary.
We are now enforcing a new dress code at South Park Elementary.
We can go home now, you dipshit!
We can go home now, you dipshit!
We can't believe that a movie
We can't believe that a movie
We can't do anything. Our moms' organization is too strong.
We can't do anything. Our moms' organization is too strong.
We can't let Terrance and Phillip die or else the whole world's gonna end!
We can't let Terrance and Phillip die or else the whole world's gonna end!
We can't miss this.
We can't miss this.
We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath
We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath
We don't know what all the fuss is about.
We don't know what all the fuss is about.
We go now to the White House for an announcement
We go now to the White House for an announcement
We have a court order for your arrest!
We have a court order for your arrest!
We have got to see this movie, dude.
We have got to see this movie, dude.
We have precious little time left, people.
We have precious little time left, people.
We have to dig from here so as not to be seen.
We have to dig from here so as not to be seen.
We have to get them to the rendezvous point!
We have to get them to the rendezvous point!
We have to get you off of foul language.
We have to get you off of foul language.
We have to get you to the rendezvous point!
We have to get you to the rendezvous point!
We have to go. We're running out of time.
We have to go. We're running out of time.
We have to hurry. We rendezvous with the other kids at 10:00.
We have to hurry. We rendezvous with the other kids at 10:00.
We have to tell them about Saddam Hussein and Satan!
We have to tell them about Saddam Hussein and Satan!
We heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before.
We heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before.
We must blame them and cause a fuss
We must blame them and cause a fuss
We must fight for our children's futures...
We must fight for our children's futures...
We must go fight the source of it!
We must go fight the source of it!
We must rid ourselves of anything Canadian!
We must rid ourselves of anything Canadian!
We must stop dirty language from getting to our children's ears!
We must stop dirty language from getting to our children's ears!
We need to form a full assault
We need to form a full assault
We need to zap this quick!
We need to zap this quick!
We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
We shouldn't say "fuck" No, we shouldn't say "fuck," fuck, no!
We shouldn't say "fuck" No, we shouldn't say "fuck," fuck, no!
We sure do, Mr. Hat.
We sure do, Mr. Hat.
We used to talk all night long until the sun came up.
We used to talk all night long until the sun came up.
We wanna save Terrance and Phillip and stop the war and stuff.
We wanna save Terrance and Phillip and stop the war and stuff.
We wanted our children to be brought up in a smut free environment!
We wanted our children to be brought up in a smut free environment!
We were to understand there'd be pie and punch.
We were to understand there'd be pie and punch.
We will be waiting for you there. We cannot wait for long,
We will be waiting for you there. We cannot wait for long,
We will start putting V Chips in all our children next week!
We will start putting V Chips in all our children next week!
We would just lie in bed and talk.
We would just lie in bed and talk.
We'll get Terrance and Phillip and meet you at the rendezvous point.
We'll get Terrance and Phillip and meet you at the rendezvous point.
We'll get you home.
We'll get you home.
We'll show God that we're not gonna fucking take any more...
We'll show God that we're not gonna fucking take any more...
We're going to find our boys!
We're going to find our boys!
We're going. Now let's run through the plan.
We're going. Now let's run through the plan.
We're gonna lose him soon.
We're gonna lose him soon.
We're supposed to be grounded in our rooms.
We're supposed to be grounded in our rooms.
We've been skating all morning
We've been skating all morning
Welcome to the USO show!
Welcome to the USO show!
Well, all right, if you insist, I'll sing my song.
Well, all right, if you insist, I'll sing my song.
Well, all right. Christophe?
Well, all right. Christophe?
Well, apparently you're more political than we thought.
Well, apparently you're more political than we thought.
Well, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Well, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Well, fine, you go ahead and miss church!
Well, fine, you go ahead and miss church!
Well, good morning, Stan.
Well, good morning, Stan.
Well, here's a short list of the things they've been saying, m'kay?
Well, here's a short list of the things they've been saying, m'kay?
Well, I do have a little song I wrote about the war.
Well, I do have a little song I wrote about the war.
Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents
Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents
Well, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?
Well, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?
Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, m'kay?
Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, m'kay?
Well, I'm sorry, Wendy,
Well, I'm sorry, Wendy,
Well, if it is war they want, then war they shall have!
Well, if it is war they want, then war they shall have!
Well, Sheila, while you're getting set up over there,
Well, Sheila, while you're getting set up over there,
Well, sometimes I think you don't have any respect for me.
Well, sometimes I think you don't have any respect for me.
Well, take your little brother out with you.
Well, take your little brother out with you.
Well, that's all the acts we have for you tonight,
Well, that's all the acts we have for you tonight,
Well, the film is R rated and is not intended for children.
Well, the film is R rated and is not intended for children.
Well, then we're just gonna have to save Terrance and Phillip ourselves!
Well, then we're just gonna have to save Terrance and Phillip ourselves!
Well, then, we'll round up all the grounded kids in town
Well, then, we'll round up all the grounded kids in town
Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
Well, yeah, 'cause I was still waiting to get you in bed, dummy!
Well, yeah, 'cause I was still waiting to get you in bed, dummy!
Well, your moms are just upset.
Well, your moms are just upset.
What a dumbass!
What a dumbass!
What about Ike, huh, Mom?
What about Ike, huh, Mom?
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
What are these things you're moving toward?
What are these things you're moving toward?
What are you guys doing here?
What are you guys doing here?
What did he say?
What did he say?
What did my son say, Mr. Mackey? Did he say the "S" word?
What did my son say, Mr. Mackey? Did he say the "S" word?
What do you mean, no?
What do you mean, no?
What do you think, Stan?
What do you think, Stan?
What does that mean, "Find the clitoris"?
What does that mean, "Find the clitoris"?
What garbage.
What garbage.
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
What in the...
What in the...
What is five times two?
What is five times two?
What is this place beyond the stars?
What is this place beyond the stars?
What say you, Mr. American Ambassador?
What say you, Mr. American Ambassador?
What started as a spat between the United States and Canada
What started as a spat between the United States and Canada
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck's going on?
What the fuck's going on?
What the hell am I still holding this for?
What the hell am I still holding this for?
What would Brian Boitano do?
What would Brian Boitano do?
What would Brian Boitano do? He'd call all the kids in town
What would Brian Boitano do? He'd call all the kids in town
What you're doing for our country is so cool.
What you're doing for our country is so cool.
What, is that like finding Jesus or something?
What, is that like finding Jesus or something?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Fuck you guys! I wanna get out of here!
What? Fuck you guys! I wanna get out of here!
What? What? What? What was that word, young man?
What? What? What? What was that word, young man?
What's a dying giraffe sound like?
What's a dying giraffe sound like?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's it like up on Earth, Saddam? Tell me about it again.
What's it like up on Earth, Saddam? Tell me about it again.
What's she doing now?
What's she doing now?
What's so goddamn funny?
What's so goddamn funny?
What's wrong with this thing?
What's wrong with this thing?
When Brian Boitano traveled through time
When Brian Boitano traveled through time
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold
When did this song become a marathon?
When did this song become a marathon?
When I look up real high
When I look up real high
Whenever an obscenity is uttered.
Whenever an obscenity is uttered.
Whenever I get in trouble, you go off and blame everybody else,
Whenever I get in trouble, you go off and blame everybody else,
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Where do they come up with this stuff?
Where do they come up with this stuff?
Where do you think you're going?
Where do you think you're going?
Where is your beautiful, merciful faggot now?
Where is your beautiful, merciful faggot now?
Where is your God when you need him, huh?
Where is your God when you need him, huh?
Where it emits a small shock of electricity
Where it emits a small shock of electricity
Where the local PTA is trying to ban the movie.
Where the local PTA is trying to ban the movie.
Where we learn everything that we know
Where we learn everything that we know
Where you heard all these horrible phrases!
Where you heard all these horrible phrases!
Which took a horrible toll on the Arquette family.
Which took a horrible toll on the Arquette family.
Which we will call Operation Human Shield.
Which we will call Operation Human Shield.
While I go listen to my Britney Spears records.
While I go listen to my Britney Spears records.
Who am I gonna pretend you are, Liza Minnelli?
Who am I gonna pretend you are, Liza Minnelli?
Who fight with all our bravery
Who fight with all our bravery
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who wants to touch me?
Who wants to touch me?
Who's there?
Who's there?
Whoa, children, where did you learn to talk like that?
Whoa, children, where did you learn to talk like that?
Whoa! What have we done?
Whoa! What have we done?
Whoops!
Whoops!
Why am I grounded more? That's fucking bullshit!
Why am I grounded more? That's fucking bullshit!
Why are you grounded?
Why are you grounded?
Why did our mothers start this war?
Why did our mothers start this war?
Why that's when you put your legs behind your head
Why that's when you put your legs behind your head
Why? Because God hates me, that's why.
Why? Because God hates me, that's why.
Will be executed.
Will be executed.
Will be the most dangerous part, so I'll go myself.
Will be the most dangerous part, so I'll go myself.
With a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
With a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
With a little plan we can change our lives today
With a little plan we can change our lives today
With a little plan you can change your life today
With a little plan you can change your life today
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies
With all their hockey hullabaloo
With all their hockey hullabaloo
With better access to the Internet.
With better access to the Internet.
With some foul language would piss you off so much.
With some foul language would piss you off so much.
With special guests celebrities, including Big Gay Al and Winona Ryder!
With special guests celebrities, including Big Gay Al and Winona Ryder!
With us tonight is the head of the PTA, Sheila Broflovski.
With us tonight is the head of the PTA, Sheila Broflovski.
Without evil there could be no good
Without evil there could be no good
Without them, we are doomed to recession.
Without them, we are doomed to recession.
WOMEN: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
WOMEN: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Worries in the past
Worries in the past
Wow, a lot of people showed up.
Wow, a lot of people showed up.
Wow, dude, Wendy's new guy is smart.
Wow, dude, Wendy's new guy is smart.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! We were all dying and now we're fine!
Wow! We were all dying and now we're fine!
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, and you brought enough intolerance
Yeah, and you brought enough intolerance
Yeah, but the animation's all crappy.
Yeah, but the animation's all crappy.
Yeah, Cartman, do it!
Yeah, Cartman, do it!
Yeah, I guess all's well that ends well, huh?
Yeah, I guess all's well that ends well, huh?
Yeah, it's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
Yeah, it's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
Yeah, thanks for going back to hell for us.
Yeah, thanks for going back to hell for us.
Yeah, that was my bad. Sorry.
Yeah, that was my bad. Sorry.
Yeah, what would Brian Boitano do?
Yeah, what would Brian Boitano do?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Big Gay Al! Big Gay Al!
Yeah! Big Gay Al! Big Gay Al!
Yeah! Yeah! Man, this is getting me so hot!
Yeah! Yeah! Man, this is getting me so hot!
Yeah. This uniform makes me feel like a tough, brute man, Mr. Hat.
Yeah. This uniform makes me feel like a tough, brute man, Mr. Hat.
Yeah. Yeah, man! I'm getting so hot! Let's fuck!
Yeah. Yeah, man! I'm getting so hot! Let's fuck!
Yeah. You're all a bunch of ass ramming uncle fuckers.
Yeah. You're all a bunch of ass ramming uncle fuckers.
Yes, but they are heavily guarded.
Yes, but they are heavily guarded.
Yes, I am! I am a Jew, Cartman!
Yes, I am! I am a Jew, Cartman!
Yes, I can change, I can change
Yes, I can change, I can change
Yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change
Yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change
Yes, Phillip?
Yes, Phillip?
Yes, soldier?
Yes, soldier?
Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes?
Yes?
You are a racist, ma'am. You are a racist.
You are a racist, ma'am. You are a racist.
You are grounded for the next two weeks!
You are grounded for the next two weeks!
You are grounded!
You are grounded!
You are really fucked now!
You are really fucked now!
You bet your fucking ass it was!
You bet your fucking ass it was!
You better get packing, bitch.
You better get packing, bitch.
You big sillies! You want to see more of me?
You big sillies! You want to see more of me?
You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart!
You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart!
You can change it today
You can change it today
You can do it It's all up to you, m'kay?
You can do it It's all up to you, m'kay?
You can still see fart jokes on Nickelodeon.
You can still see fart jokes on Nickelodeon.
You can take the rest of the afternoon off for personal reflection, m'kay?
You can take the rest of the afternoon off for personal reflection, m'kay?
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't kill Terrance and Phillip.
You can't kill Terrance and Phillip.
You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
You can't! You have to go to church!
You can't! You have to go to church!
You Canadians are all the same,
You Canadians are all the same,
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
You don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash
You don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash
You don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash
You don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
You fucked your uncle yesterday
You fucked your uncle yesterday
You guys are dicks! Release Terrance and Phillip
You guys are dicks! Release Terrance and Phillip
You guys stop it! This isn't helping!
You guys stop it! This isn't helping!
You guys, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
You guys, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
You have about three seconds to live.
You have about three seconds to live.
You have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
You have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
You have to be on your toes
You have to be on your toes
You just get cranky when you're tired, that's all.
You just get cranky when you're tired, that's all.
You keep going off and fighting all these causes,
You keep going off and fighting all these causes,
You know exactly how to turn my crank.
You know exactly how to turn my crank.
You loved our movie, Conan! We watched it together!
You loved our movie, Conan! We watched it together!
You may be burned to death or skinned alive or worse
You may be burned to death or skinned alive or worse
You missed me!
You missed me!
You must all meet me at the rendezvous point at precisely 10:00 p. m.
You must all meet me at the rendezvous point at precisely 10:00 p. m.
You must shut off the alarms! I fucking hate guard dogs!
You must shut off the alarms! I fucking hate guard dogs!
You must sneak over there and shut it off
You must sneak over there and shut it off
You need to stop thinking with your dick!
You need to stop thinking with your dick!
You realize that by doing this, we could be grounded for two,
You realize that by doing this, we could be grounded for two,
You said bad words Threw rocks at the birds
You said bad words Threw rocks at the birds
You see homeless people but you just don't care
You see homeless people but you just don't care
You see the distant flames They bellow in the night
You see the distant flames They bellow in the night
You see, certain things happen to you when you swear,
You see, certain things happen to you when you swear,
You see, I've really matured.
You see, I've really matured.
You see, Mom? After all that,
You see, Mom? After all that,
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
You should've seen Kyle when his mom showed up.
You should've seen Kyle when his mom showed up.
You showed me that I had to get away from him.
You showed me that I had to get away from him.
You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient
You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient
You too, Stanley!
You too, Stanley!
You treat me like shit, Saddam! I'm leaving you!
You treat me like shit, Saddam! I'm leaving you!
You want it to end quickly, huh?
You want it to end quickly, huh?
You will be the all important first attack wave,
You will be the all important first attack wave,
You will follow Battalion Five here.
You will follow Battalion Five here.
You're a boner biting bastard Uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard Uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard Uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard Uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard Uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard Uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard Uncle fucka...
You're a boner biting bastard Uncle fucka...
You're a cock sucking, ass licking uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking, ass licking uncle fucka
You're a fucking faggot, dude.
You're a fucking faggot, dude.
You're a real pal.
You're a real pal.
You're an uncle fucka, I must say
You're an uncle fucka, I must say
You're cured, you can go
You're cured, you can go
You're right, I should leave him! I'm just gonna tell him,
You're right, I should leave him! I'm just gonna tell him,
You're such a pig fucker, Phillip!
You're such a pig fucker, Phillip!
You're the one that fucked your uncle Uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle Uncle fucka
Young man, you will tell Mr. Mackey this instant
Young man, you will tell Mr. Mackey this instant
Your first task will be obtaining him. Get lots of sleep.
Your first task will be obtaining him. Get lots of sleep.
Your government is going to kill two Canadian citizens,
Your government is going to kill two Canadian citizens,
Your mom's a fucking bitch.
Your mom's a fucking bitch.
Your moms are away at a meeting and they put me in charge of you!
Your moms are away at a meeting and they put me in charge of you!
Your mothers insisted that you be taken from your normal schoolwork
Your mothers insisted that you be taken from your normal schoolwork
Yousa people gonna die?
Yousa people gonna die?
"Do ask, do tell" Skittles
"Do ask, do tell" Skittles
(GROANING) Fuck you... Sweet.
(GROANING) Fuck you... Sweet.
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Hello? Hi. We need to speak with The Mole.
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Hello? Hi. We need to speak with The Mole.
And you can't say "shit"? No.
And you can't say "shit"? No.
Any questions? Shelly, where's the clitoris?
Any questions? Shelly, where's the clitoris?
As in "bull poo" "Poo head"
As in "bull poo" "Poo head"
Be careful, dude. Careful?
Be careful, dude. Careful?
BOTH: What? Think about it, you guys.
BOTH: What? Think about it, you guys.
But be back for supper. Thanks, Mom.
But be back for supper. Thanks, Mom.
But why? Because this movie
But why? Because this movie
Check. And the buttfor?
Check. And the buttfor?
Come on. We have to hurry. I love you.
Come on. We have to hurry. I love you.
Coming, hon. I can't see the TV!
Coming, hon. I can't see the TV!
Damn it! You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault!
Damn it! You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault!
Did someone say my name? Who are you?
Did someone say my name? Who are you?
Did you bring the punch and pie? No, you guys, something happened.
Did you bring the punch and pie? No, you guys, something happened.
Did you hear that Terrance? I farted. You did? Just now?
Did you hear that Terrance? I farted. You did? Just now?
Doggy. Notice that nothing happens.
Doggy. Notice that nothing happens.
Dude, I don't want to be at war. You don't think they're really
Dude, I don't want to be at war. You don't think they're really
Dude, this is fucking weak. How could things be any worse?
Dude, this is fucking weak. How could things be any worse?
Dude, we don't have watches. Shit! Did you bring the mirror?
Dude, we don't have watches. Shit! Did you bring the mirror?
Dude! No, that doesn't go there!
Dude! No, that doesn't go there!
Eric, what is it? I saw him! I saw Kenny!
Eric, what is it? I saw him! I saw Kenny!
Eric! Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Eric! Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Eric! Kyle!
Eric! Kyle!
Everybody's fucking seen it! Eric!
Everybody's fucking seen it! Eric!
Fire! ... three!
Fire! ... three!
Fuck Canada! Hey, fuck you, buddy!
Fuck Canada! Hey, fuck you, buddy!
Fuck him right in the ear! Yay! Thank you, clitoris.
Fuck him right in the ear! Yay! Thank you, clitoris.
Go on, dude, tell her. I can't.
Go on, dude, tell her. I can't.
Good one, Phillip. Cheers. Cheers, fuck face.
Good one, Phillip. Cheers. Cheers, fuck face.
Got it! And the rope?
Got it! And the rope?
Got it? Okay.
Got it? Okay.
Got you. You are indeed brave,
Got you. You are indeed brave,
Great plan, Chef! Operation Human Shield, my ass!
Great plan, Chef! Operation Human Shield, my ass!
Gross, Stan! That's sick.
Gross, Stan! That's sick.
Grounded? And you, Stan. Come on.
Grounded? And you, Stan. Come on.
Guess. Bacon.
Guess. Bacon.
He's almost got them. Shh!
He's almost got them. Shh!
Hello there, children. ALL: Hey, Chef.
Hello there, children. ALL: Hey, Chef.
Hello, Conan. Hello, Brooke Shields.
Hello, Conan. Hello, Brooke Shields.
Hello! We must make a stand now!
Hello! We must make a stand now!
Here's the address of The Mole. The Mole?
Here's the address of The Mole. The Mole?
Hey, dudes. What's the matter, Cartman?
Hey, dudes. What's the matter, Cartman?
Hey! Yeah, but you know what?
Hey! Yeah, but you know what?
Holy shit, dude! Ahh! Oh, my God!
Holy shit, dude! Ahh! Oh, my God!
Holy shit, dude! Young man, you watch your mouth!
Holy shit, dude! Young man, you watch your mouth!
Hooray! ALL: Hooray!
Hooray! ALL: Hooray!
How are those chairs coming, Sheila? Al, we're minutes away.
How are those chairs coming, Sheila? Al, we're minutes away.
How are we gonna do that? Well, listen here.
How are we gonna do that? Well, listen here.
How's it going? ALL: Bad.
How's it going? ALL: Bad.
I don't think Kenny's dead. What?
I don't think Kenny's dead. What?
I guess that could work. We have to try.
I guess that could work. We have to try.
I have a plan... The Canadians want to fight us
I have a plan... The Canadians want to fight us
I have to go to Earth! You don't even have respect for me!
I have to go to Earth! You don't even have respect for me!
I heard that. Stan!
I heard that. Stan!
I want to be up there... When Canada is dead and gone
I want to be up there... When Canada is dead and gone
I'm Brian Dennehy. What?
I'm Brian Dennehy. What?
I'm sorry, but I have to be strong. Satan, please, give me another chance!
I'm sorry, but I have to be strong. Satan, please, give me another chance!
I'm warning you! Okay. Okay.
I'm warning you! Okay. Okay.
It's easy, m'kay? CHILDREN: It's easy
It's easy, m'kay? CHILDREN: It's easy
Jew? No. He's talking about "fuck. "
Jew? No. He's talking about "fuck. "
Kenny! What's the big deal?
Kenny! What's the big deal?
Kyle, where are you going? Uh... We're going ice skating.
Kyle, where are you going? Uh... We're going ice skating.
Kyle! I'm not gonna let you kill them, Mom!
Kyle! I'm not gonna let you kill them, Mom!
Kyle! Why the fuck not?
Kyle! Why the fuck not?
Let me have some candy, Cartman. Oh! Let's see.
Let me have some candy, Cartman. Oh! Let's see.
Let's play tetherball. CHILDREN: Yeah.
Let's play tetherball. CHILDREN: Yeah.
Like "Kiss my buns" Or "You're a buns hole"
Like "Kiss my buns" Or "You're a buns hole"
May I? What?
May I? What?
Mom, can I have $8 to see a movie? A movie?
Mom, can I have $8 to see a movie? A movie?
Mom, can I talk to you for a second? Kyle, what are you doing here?
Mom, can I talk to you for a second? Kyle, what are you doing here?
Mom? Dude, what the hell is going on?
Mom? Dude, what the hell is going on?
Mom? Yes, hon?
Mom? Yes, hon?
MR. MACKEY: Attention, students! Oh! What now?
MR. MACKEY: Attention, students! Oh! What now?
No, Gregory! No! This is bad, Wendy. Hold on to me.
No, Gregory! No! This is bad, Wendy. Hold on to me.
No, it was worse than that. The "F" word?
No, it was worse than that. The "F" word?
No, not fucking Brian Dennehy! Yeah. Get the fuck out of here!
No, not fucking Brian Dennehy! Yeah. Get the fuck out of here!
No, what? Nothing! Yeah!
No, what? Nothing! Yeah!
No! Success!
No! Success!
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!
Oh, my God, you killed Kenny! You bastard!
Oh, my God, you killed Kenny! You bastard!
Oh, my God! God?
Oh, my God! God?
Oh, no, dude! Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?
Oh, no, dude! Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?
Oh, no! War?
Oh, no! War?
Oh, no. We have to stall him. More! More!
Oh, no. We have to stall him. More! More!
Oh! All right. All right!
Oh! All right. All right!
Oh! Dear God! What the heck is a rim job?
Oh! Dear God! What the heck is a rim job?
Oh! I can't. KYLE: Sing the fucking song!
Oh! I can't. KYLE: Sing the fucking song!
Oh! Look, Eric, it's your little friends. Spider Man!
Oh! Look, Eric, it's your little friends. Spider Man!
Oh! They'd have to find us first. You're right.
Oh! They'd have to find us first. You're right.
Oh! You shit faced cockmaster! CHILDREN: Wow!
Oh! You shit faced cockmaster! CHILDREN: Wow!
Okay. Let's go.
Okay. Let's go.
Ow! My head hurts. Don't worry about that.
Ow! My head hurts. Don't worry about that.
Pillow. All right.
Pillow. All right.
Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! Don't kick the baby.
Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! Don't kick the baby.
Really? So you can't say "fuck"? No.
Really? So you can't say "fuck"? No.
Remember? You laughed! What have I done?
Remember? You laughed! What have I done?
Shh! Who are you? Who sent you? That Gregory kid.
Shh! Who are you? Who sent you? That Gregory kid.
Shit! A spy!
Shit! A spy!
Shut up, Cartman! No, dude. I'd be scared, too.
Shut up, Cartman! No, dude. I'd be scared, too.
Shut up, fat boy! Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Shut up, fat boy! Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Sing it! SOLDIERS: Yeah, sing it!
Sing it! SOLDIERS: Yeah, sing it!
So will you help us? Very well.
So will you help us? Very well.
Step four Don't say "fuck" anymore
Step four Don't say "fuck" anymore
Step one Instead of "ass" say "buns"
Step one Instead of "ass" say "buns"
Step two Instead of "shit" say "poo"
Step two Instead of "shit" say "poo"
Stick 'em up! CHORUS: Big Gay Al says
Stick 'em up! CHORUS: Big Gay Al says
Tell them we'll have punch and pie. We're not gonna have punch and pie!
Tell them we'll have punch and pie. We're not gonna have punch and pie!
Terrance, look! There they are!
Terrance, look! There they are!
The what? The clitoris.
The what? The clitoris.
This can't be happening! We have to see this movie, dude!
This can't be happening! We have to see this movie, dude!
This is the place. Wendy?
This is the place. Wendy?
Though we die... I want to be up there...
Though we die... I want to be up there...
Tomorrow night! Tomorrow night!
Tomorrow night! Tomorrow night!
until I get to the prisoners. Okay.
until I get to the prisoners. Okay.
Wait! Stanley!
Wait! Stanley!
Watch his liver. I'll get it.
Watch his liver. I'll get it.
We can't leave without you! It's okay, I'm done for.
We can't leave without you! It's okay, I'm done for.
We don't have watches. You don't have watches?
We don't have watches. You don't have watches?
Well, that is still not appropriate. Hey, daddy.
Well, that is still not appropriate. Hey, daddy.
What is this? Don't shoot!
What is this? Don't shoot!
What? He's a kid?
What? He's a kid?
What? SATAN: Behold.
What? SATAN: Behold.
What's a buttfor? For pooping, silly.
What's a buttfor? For pooping, silly.
What's going on, Chef? Something big, children.
What's going on, Chef? Something big, children.
What's the big fucking deal, bitch? Yeah.
What's the big fucking deal, bitch? Yeah.
What's the password? I don't know.
What's the password? I don't know.
What's wrong with this thing? Come on.
What's wrong with this thing? Come on.
Who are you, kid? My name is Gregory.
Who are you, kid? My name is Gregory.
Who's making a potato? My bad, sir. I missed lunch.
Who's making a potato? My bad, sir. I missed lunch.
Who's my cream puff? I am.
Who's my cream puff? I am.
Whoa! Is it Cartman's mom? Very funny.
Whoa! Is it Cartman's mom? Very funny.
Whoops! Oh! Shit!
Whoops! Oh! Shit!
Why bad? We got busted for swearing.
Why bad? We got busted for swearing.
World War lll? Shh!
World War lll? Shh!
Yeah. Boys, I seriously doubt
Yeah. Boys, I seriously doubt
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, Clyde? Twelve?
Yes, Clyde? Twelve?
You are a bad man! Don't listen to them, Conan!
You are a bad man! Don't listen to them, Conan!
You called my mom? MR. MACKEY: That's right.
You called my mom? MR. MACKEY: That's right.
You didn't? No, dude. Fuck Gregory!
You didn't? No, dude. Fuck Gregory!
You do? Sure, dude, on the face of every child.
You do? Sure, dude, on the face of every child.
You guys! Seriously! What, Cartman?
You guys! Seriously! What, Cartman?
You just don't care! Can I finish? Hello? Can I finish?
You just don't care! Can I finish? Hello? Can I finish?
You just gotta find the clitoris. Huh?
You just gotta find the clitoris. Huh?
You'd fuck your uncle. You'd fuck your uncle!
You'd fuck your uncle. You'd fuck your uncle!
You're trash. I resent that! I find that racist!
You're trash. I resent that! I find that racist!
...to make them safe again!
...to make them safe again!
'Cause "bich" is Latin for "generosity"
'Cause "bich" is Latin for "generosity"
'Cause "bich" is Latin for "generosity"
'Cause "bich" is Latin for "generosity"
'Cause "fuck" is the worse word that you can say
'Cause "fuck" is the worse word that you can say
'Cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say
'Cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
'Cause it's here I'm supposed to stay
'Cause it's here I'm supposed to stay
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say
"as long as people don't say any naughty words!"
"as long as people don't say any naughty words!"
"Donkey raping shit eater. "
"Donkey raping shit eater. "
"Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker. "
"Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker. "
"Fuck" is the worse word that you can say
"Fuck" is the worse word that you can say
"Horrific, deplorable violence is okay,
"Horrific, deplorable violence is okay,
"If you are under 18 do not... " Okay.
"If you are under 18 do not... " Okay.
"It's easy, m'kay?"
"It's easy, m'kay?"
"It's easy, m'kay?"
"It's easy, m'kay?"
"Saddam, I'm going to Earth to rule alone!"
"Saddam, I'm going to Earth to rule alone!"
"Shit faced cockmaster. "
"Shit faced cockmaster. "
"That's enough of your shit, you fucking bitch!"
"That's enough of your shit, you fucking bitch!"
"the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world"?
"the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world"?
"This is top secret. The password is... "
"This is top secret. The password is... "
"This is very important, Cartman. "
"This is very important, Cartman. "
(ALARM BLARING)
(ALARM BLARING)
(ALARM BLARING)
(ALARM BLARING)
(ALARM SOUNDING)
(ALARM SOUNDING)
(ALARM STOPS)
(ALARM STOPS)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL GROAN)
(ALL GROAN)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ANNOUNCER READING)
(ANNOUNCER READING)
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
(BABBLING)
(BABBLING)
(BABBLING)
(BABBLING)
(BABBLING)
(BABBLING)
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(BOTH FARTING IN TUNE)
(BOTH FARTING IN TUNE)
(BOTH FARTING)
(BOTH FARTING)
(BOTH GROANING)
(BOTH GROANING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH YELLING)
(BOTH YELLING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHILDREN APPLAUDING)
(CHILDREN APPLAUDING)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHILDREN GASP)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me, Terrance.
(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me, Terrance.
(CONAN SCREAMING)
(CONAN SCREAMING)
(COUGHS)
(COUGHS)
(COUGHS) Children, take Mr. Hat.
(COUGHS) Children, take Mr. Hat.
(COUGHS) Hold me. It's so very cold.
(COUGHS) Hold me. It's so very cold.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(CRYING)
(CRYING)
(CRYING) Poor little fellow.
(CRYING) Poor little fellow.
(DOOR SHUTS)
(DOOR SHUTS)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS) You're holding up the goddamn lunch line!
(EXCLAIMS) You're holding up the goddamn lunch line!
(EXHALES)
(EXHALES)
(EYES OF A CHILD PLAYING)
(EYES OF A CHILD PLAYING)
(FARTING CONTINUES)
(FARTING CONTINUES)
(FARTS)
(FARTS)
(FARTS)
(FARTS)
(FARTS)
(FARTS)
(FARTS)
(FARTS)
(FARTS)
(FARTS)
(FARTS) Fuck off, you donkey raping shit eater!
(FARTS) Fuck off, you donkey raping shit eater!
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS) No. No, you can't do that!
(GASPS) No. No, you can't do that!
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING) Motherfucker...
(GROANING) Motherfucker...
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS) Fuck that!
(GROANS) Fuck that!
(GROANS) I can't say "pissed off"?
(GROANS) I can't say "pissed off"?
(GROANS) Son of a bitch...
(GROANS) Son of a bitch...
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUN FIRES)
(GUN FIRES)
(GUN FIRING)
(GUN FIRING)
(GUNS COCKING)
(GUNS COCKING)
(IKE BABBLING)
(IKE BABBLING)
(IKE LAUGHING)
(IKE LAUGHING)
(IN HIGH PITCH) I wanna live I wanna live
(IN HIGH PITCH) I wanna live I wanna live
(INAUDIBLE)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(KENNY LAUGHING)
(KENNY LAUGHING)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(KYLE SPEAKING)
(KYLE SPEAKING)
(KYLE SPEAKING)
(KYLE SPEAKING)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) He was scared out of his mind.
(LAUGHS) He was scared out of his mind.
(LAUGHS) It's not real, either! Come on, guy!
(LAUGHS) It's not real, either! Come on, guy!
(LISPING) All right, you turds, listen up!
(LISPING) All right, you turds, listen up!
(LOUD CHEERING)
(LOUD CHEERING)
(MAN SPEAKS GERMAN)
(MAN SPEAKS GERMAN)
(MAN SPEAKS IN GERMAN)
(MAN SPEAKS IN GERMAN)
(MOCKING THE MOLE) "Shut off the power, Cartman.
(MOCKING THE MOLE) "Shut off the power, Cartman.
(MOCKING)
(MOCKING)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
(MUFFLED SINGING)
(MUFFLED SINGING)
(MUFFLED SINGING)
(MUFFLED SINGING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PLAYING HARMONICA)
(PLAYING HARMONICA)
(RUMBLING)
(RUMBLING)
(SADDAM LAUGHING EVILLY)
(SADDAM LAUGHING EVILLY)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SHOUTING) Can I finish? Please! Can I finish?
(SHOUTING) Can I finish? Please! Can I finish?
(SHOUTING) Do as I say, Kyle!
(SHOUTING) Do as I say, Kyle!
(SHOUTING) What did you say?
(SHOUTING) What did you say?
(SHUDDERING)
(SHUDDERING)
(SHUSHING)
(SHUSHING)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) Saddam, sometimes you can love a person very much,
(SIGHS) Saddam, sometimes you can love a person very much,
(SINGING IN FRENCH)
(SINGING IN FRENCH)
(SINGING IN JAPANESE)
(SINGING IN JAPANESE)
(SINGING IN LOCAL LANGUAGE)
(SINGING IN LOCAL LANGUAGE)
(SINGING) Bombs are flying People are dying
(SINGING) Bombs are flying People are dying
(SINGING) Everything worked out What a happy end
(SINGING) Everything worked out What a happy end
(SINGING) God has smiled upon you this day
(SINGING) God has smiled upon you this day
(SINGING) Little boy at peace
(SINGING) Little boy at peace
(SINGING) Look at those frail and fragile boys
(SINGING) Look at those frail and fragile boys
(SINGING) Now the light, she fades
(SINGING) Now the light, she fades
(SINGING) Oh, what a picture perfect child
(SINGING) Oh, what a picture perfect child
(SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
(SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
(SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
(SINGING) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
(SINGING) Some people say that I'm a bad guy
(SINGING) Some people say that I'm a bad guy
(SINGING) Sometimes I think
(SINGING) Sometimes I think
(SINGING) There are times when you get suckered in
(SINGING) There are times when you get suckered in
(SINGING) There's a bunch of birds in the sky
(SINGING) There's a bunch of birds in the sky
(SINGING) Times have changed Our kids are getting worse
(SINGING) Times have changed Our kids are getting worse
(SINGING) well, Kyle's mom's a bitch She's a big fat witch
(SINGING) well, Kyle's mom's a bitch She's a big fat witch
(SINGING) well...
(SINGING) well...
(SINGING) well...
(SINGING) well...
(SINGING) what would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
(SINGING) what would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
(SINGING) You can see your breath hanging in the air
(SINGING) You can see your breath hanging in the air
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SNIFFLING) Oh!
(SNIFFLING) Oh!
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOFTLY) Look, Mr. Homeless Guy, if you don't wanna buy us tickets
(SOFTLY) Look, Mr. Homeless Guy, if you don't wanna buy us tickets
(SOLDIER YELPING)
(SOLDIER YELPING)
(SOLDIERS CHEERING)
(SOLDIERS CHEERING)
(SOLDIERS CHEERING)
(SOLDIERS CHEERING)
(SOLDIERS EXCLAIMING)
(SOLDIERS EXCLAIMING)
(SOLDIERS EXCLAIMING)
(SOLDIERS EXCLAIMING)
(SOLDIERS LAUGHING)
(SOLDIERS LAUGHING)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
(SPEAKING IN GERMAN)
(SPEAKING IN GERMAN)
(SQUEAKING)
(SQUEAKING)
(TV SWITCHES OFF)
(TV SWITCHES OFF)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(VOCALIZING)
(VOCALIZING)
(VOICE ECHOING)
(VOICE ECHOING)
(VOMITING)
(VOMITING)
(VOMITS)
(VOMITS)
(VOMITS)
(VOMITS)
(VOMITS)
(VOMITS)
(VOMITS)
(VOMITS)
(VOMITS) Oh!
(VOMITS) Oh!
(WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO? PT. ll PLAYING)
(WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO? PT. ll PLAYING)
(WHISPERING)
(WHISPERING)
(WHOOPING)
(WHOOPING)
(WHOOPING)
(WHOOPING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELPING)
(YELPING)

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