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Rango

Rango

Rango: A Wild West Adventure

Released in 2011, Rango is an animated film that takes us on an exciting Wild West adventure. Directed by Gore Verbinski and featuring an all-star cast, this movie tells the story of a chameleon named Rango who embarks on a journey of self-discovery.

The role of Rango is brilliantly voiced by Johnny Depp, known for his versatile performances. Depp brings his unique charm to the character, delivering witty one-liners and capturing Rango's transformation from a timid pet to a fearless hero. His voice acting adds depth and humor to the film, making it a delight for all viewers.

Joining Depp is Isla Fisher, who lends her voice to the character of Beans, a tough and independent female iguana. Fisher's energetic performance perfectly complements Depp's, as their characters navigate the challenges of life in the Wild West. Together, they create a dynamic duo that keeps audiences engaged and entertained.

Other notable cast members include Abigail Breslin as Priscilla, a young mouse with a big heart, and Ned Beatty as Tortoise John, a villainous turtle. These talented actors, alongside the rest of the cast, breathe life into their animated counterparts, making them relatable and lovable.

The film's animation is visually stunning, with attention to detail that enhances the overall viewing experience. The vibrant colors and imaginative landscapes create a captivating world that immerses the audience from the first frame. The animation successfully captures the essence of the Wild West, with its dusty deserts, rickety towns, and an array of peculiar characters.

Rango's storyline is cleverly written and incorporates elements of adventure, comedy, and even existentialism. The film explores themes of identity, courage, and finding one's place in the world. As Rango navigates the challenges of his new life, the film encourages viewers to embrace their uniqueness and discover their true potential.

Accompanying the captivating visuals and engaging storyline is an incredible musical score composed by Hans Zimmer. Known for his ability to evoke emotions through his music, Zimmer's score perfectly complements the film's tone, adding depth and enhancing the overall experience. From rousing orchestral pieces during action-packed sequences to soft, introspective melodies, the soundtrack enhances every scene.

The film's success was further amplified by its iconic theme song, "Rango Suite," performed by the Los Angeles Philharmonic. This exhilarating piece perfectly captures the spirit of Rango's adventure, leaving a lasting impression on the audience. You can relive the excitement of the film by playing and downloading these sounds here.

Rango was met with critical acclaim upon its release, praised for its imaginative story, stunning animation, and stellar performances. It received the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature, solidifying its position as a must-watch film. Rango's strong appeal lies in its ability to appeal to both children and adults, making it a beloved choice for family movie nights.

So, gather the family together, grab some popcorn, and immerse yourselves in the Wild West world of Rango. Follow the journey of a chameleon named Rango as he learns what it truly means to be a hero. With its charming characters, captivating animation, and a story that will warm your heart, Rango is a film that will leave you smiling and entertained.

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A day's journey. Follow your shadow.
A day's journey. Follow your shadow.
A man I think needs IittIe introduction to you
A man I think needs IittIe introduction to you
A monkey got a cracker His mother was a sIapper
A monkey got a cracker His mother was a sIapper
A posse.
A posse.
A town? You mean, with real people and everything? Where?
A town? You mean, with real people and everything? Where?
AcoIytes, prepare the hoIy spigot!
AcoIytes, prepare the hoIy spigot!
Adult swim, next five minutes.
Adult swim, next five minutes.
Ah, yes. The ancient cactus fruit.
Ah, yes. The ancient cactus fruit.
AII day
AII day
Ain't always spoken rightly to you, Spirit of the West.
Ain't always spoken rightly to you, Spirit of the West.
Ain't no hawk.
Ain't no hawk.
Ain't no one gonna tango with the Rango.
Ain't no one gonna tango with the Rango.
Ain't no shame in that.
Ain't no shame in that.
Ain't nothing but bats!
Ain't nothing but bats!
All my problems taken care of except for one.
All my problems taken care of except for one.
All right, folks, stand back, clear the area.
All right, folks, stand back, clear the area.
All right, listen up! l've been thinking
All right, listen up! l've been thinking
All right, now listen up!
All right, now listen up!
All right, now listen!
All right, now listen!
All right, Sheriff, make your move.
All right, Sheriff, make your move.
All right, then.
All right, then.
All right, which one of you fellers needs a check up?
All right, which one of you fellers needs a check up?
All right! No need to incite anxiety. l'll inquire about the Mayor.
All right! No need to incite anxiety. l'll inquire about the Mayor.
All seven of them?
All seven of them?
All seven of them.
All seven of them.
All these good folks here believe your little stories, don't they?
All these good folks here believe your little stories, don't they?
All this talk of that serpentine devil is putting my quills on edge!
All this talk of that serpentine devil is putting my quills on edge!
All you've done is lie to these good people.
All you've done is lie to these good people.
Alone in her chamber, the princess prepares to take her own life.
Alone in her chamber, the princess prepares to take her own life.
Alone!
Alone!
Also natural laxative.
Also natural laxative.
Always good to have a medical man along, Doc.
Always good to have a medical man along, Doc.
Amen, brother.
Amen, brother.
Amen.
Amen.
Amos?
Amos?
And a high pitched squeal.
And a high pitched squeal.
And although he is certain to die, perhaps from a household accident,
And although he is certain to die, perhaps from a household accident,
And apprehend the culprits behind this aquatic conundrum.
And apprehend the culprits behind this aquatic conundrum.
And before you know it, there wouldn't be any more water.
And before you know it, there wouldn't be any more water.
And don't come back!
And don't come back!
And don't go trying to be a hero.
And don't go trying to be a hero.
And don't mix up the two.
And don't mix up the two.
And don't you come back!
And don't you come back!
And enjoy your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections
And enjoy your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections
And for you to insinuate that he would abandon his parental responsibilities
And for you to insinuate that he would abandon his parental responsibilities
And have made it
And have made it
And hell waiting to be raised.
And hell waiting to be raised.
And I Iearned a thing or two.
And I Iearned a thing or two.
And if you desire romance,
And if you desire romance,
And if you don't want to reconsider
And if you don't want to reconsider
And l ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake.
And l ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake.
And l believe l've figured something out.
And l believe l've figured something out.
And l learned a thing or two.
And l learned a thing or two.
And l may be just a sentimental old turtle
And l may be just a sentimental old turtle
And l picked the raisins out just the way you like it.
And l picked the raisins out just the way you like it.
And l think you'll find the people of this here town to be surprisingly hospitable.
And l think you'll find the people of this here town to be surprisingly hospitable.
And l will be happy to tell you how. But you're all gonna have to listen up!
And l will be happy to tell you how. But you're all gonna have to listen up!
And l've got my own protocol.
And l've got my own protocol.
And reach for the...
And reach for the...
And remember, within all of us resides
And remember, within all of us resides
And return to a hero's welcome.
And return to a hero's welcome.
And so the lizard completes his journey
And so the lizard completes his journey
And so the stranger basks
And so the stranger basks
And so the stranger, seeking companionship,
And so the stranger, seeking companionship,
And solidify his image as an icon that will forever be remembered.
And solidify his image as an icon that will forever be remembered.
And souIs that cry
And souIs that cry
And that pipe has got something to do with it.
And that pipe has got something to do with it.
And that's when the roof caved in,
And that's when the roof caved in,
And the Mayor is the only one who don't seem to be affected.
And the Mayor is the only one who don't seem to be affected.
And the murder of our beloved financial advisor
And the murder of our beloved financial advisor
And then dogs and cats are getting together
And then dogs and cats are getting together
And then where would we be?
And then where would we be?
And until the people ofAndromeda Five
And until the people ofAndromeda Five
And what about that water l saw out in the desert?
And what about that water l saw out in the desert?
And when you see me coming, stand aside.
And when you see me coming, stand aside.
And who would do that, Mr Rango?
And who would do that, Mr Rango?
And you can all take it from me.
And you can all take it from me.
And you control everything.
And you control everything.
And you!
And you!
And you're telling me that's all that's left in the whole town?
And you're telling me that's all that's left in the whole town?
Animals have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment.
Animals have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment.
Are the cIosest of friends
Are the cIosest of friends
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you?
Are you?
Aren't you forgetting something?
Aren't you forgetting something?
Arriving to great fanfare 'twas her aged father,
Arriving to great fanfare 'twas her aged father,
As a matter of fact, l am.
As a matter of fact, l am.
As long as that sign says "Sheriff,"
As long as that sign says "Sheriff,"
As long as we have this water, we have some hope.
As long as we have this water, we have some hope.
As long as we stick together, work as a team.
As long as we stick together, work as a team.
As long as we've got water, we've got ourselves a town.
As long as we've got water, we've got ourselves a town.
As the birds pIuck his eyes The sun bIeaches his bones
As the birds pIuck his eyes The sun bIeaches his bones
Assorted snacks, some puzzle books and you're gonna need a permit.
Assorted snacks, some puzzle books and you're gonna need a permit.
At a delicate time in my personal development is an affront to my sense...
At a delicate time in my personal development is an affront to my sense...
At noon, the townspeople gather for a mysterious ritual.
At noon, the townspeople gather for a mysterious ritual.
Awkward.
Awkward.
Beans, l need to show you something.
Beans, l need to show you something.
Beans, you are missing the point.
Beans, you are missing the point.
Beans, you're mumbling.
Beans, you're mumbling.
Beans, you've been like a niece to me ever since your daddy
Beans, you've been like a niece to me ever since your daddy
Beans! Hold on. Don't worry, l got a plan.
Beans! Hold on. Don't worry, l got a plan.
Beans! Where are you going? Beans?
Beans! Where are you going? Beans?
Beans?
Beans?
Beautiful, isn't it?
Beautiful, isn't it?
Because that's who l am.
Because that's who l am.
Because this is where it gets
Because this is where it gets
Begin to appreciate the broad sweep of history.
Begin to appreciate the broad sweep of history.
Being prospectors and such,
Being prospectors and such,
Believe in me.
Believe in me.
Believe in that there sign.
Believe in that there sign.
Besides, my life's too dangerous for that kind of thing.
Besides, my life's too dangerous for that kind of thing.
Besides, once they hang, yourjob is done.
Besides, once they hang, yourjob is done.
Big bird! Big bird!
Big bird! Big bird!
Bird dead. Snake come.
Bird dead. Snake come.
Blend in? What do you mean?
Blend in? What do you mean?
Blend in.
Blend in.
Boseefus, give them some gumbo now!
Boseefus, give them some gumbo now!
Bullet hits a shovel, ricochets back towards number three,
Bullet hits a shovel, ricochets back towards number three,
But around here, we just call them the Walking Cactus.
But around here, we just call them the Walking Cactus.
But folks just ain't making deposits on a Wednesday no more!
But folks just ain't making deposits on a Wednesday no more!
But he might come now.
But he might come now.
But he only appears to those who have undertaken an epic quest!
But he only appears to those who have undertaken an epic quest!
But he's a snake and you're a lizard.
But he's a snake and you're a lizard.
But how does he control the water?
But how does he control the water?
But if I can heIp in any way, pIease know that my door is aIways...
But if I can heIp in any way, pIease know that my door is aIways...
But if you really feel there's some conspiracy occurring,
But if you really feel there's some conspiracy occurring,
But Jake's the Grim Reaper.
But Jake's the Grim Reaper.
But l can't go back.
But l can't go back.
But l don't have to tell you that being a true man of the West, as you are.
But l don't have to tell you that being a true man of the West, as you are.
But l intend to find out what role you playing in all this.
But l intend to find out what role you playing in all this.
But l think there's a future for this town. And l hope you'll be part of it.
But l think there's a future for this town. And l hope you'll be part of it.
But l'll have what l owe you at noon.
But l'll have what l owe you at noon.
But l'm going to strip away this mystery and expose its private parts.
But l'm going to strip away this mystery and expose its private parts.
But l'm not sure that a child would appreciate the moniker.
But l'm not sure that a child would appreciate the moniker.
But l've got a plan.
But l've got a plan.
But not as much as your daddy's cooking!
But not as much as your daddy's cooking!
But pay cIose attention
But pay cIose attention
But somehow, Sheriff Rango makes me think we will.
But somehow, Sheriff Rango makes me think we will.
But that... Well...
But that... Well...
But the lizard? He is going to die.
But the lizard? He is going to die.
But there's a certain protocol to this game, you understand.
But there's a certain protocol to this game, you understand.
But this here is a bank. This is where you keep the water.
But this here is a bank. This is where you keep the water.
But this is all his fault!
But this is all his fault!
But tonight l want to thank you for bringing Sheriff Rango into our lives.
But tonight l want to thank you for bringing Sheriff Rango into our lives.
But we know better, don't we?
But we know better, don't we?
But what if somebody did rob the bank before they got there?
But what if somebody did rob the bank before they got there?
But why would anyone dump water in the blooming desert?
But why would anyone dump water in the blooming desert?
But why?
But why?
But with privilege comes responsibility.
But with privilege comes responsibility.
But with water there's life.
But with water there's life.
But without law and order, ruminate on that. Oh, yeah.
But without law and order, ruminate on that. Oh, yeah.
But you seem remarkably at ease.
But you seem remarkably at ease.
But you're making a practical decision.
But you're making a practical decision.
But you're still watching.
But you're still watching.
But, of course, you won't need all these.
But, of course, you won't need all these.
Bye, now!
Bye, now!
Cactus dying of thirst. lt don't bode well.
Cactus dying of thirst. lt don't bode well.
Cactus fruit.
Cactus fruit.
Cactus juice. That's what we got.
Cactus juice. That's what we got.
Call in Rattlesnake Jake.
Call in Rattlesnake Jake.
Can l gut shoot someone?
Can l gut shoot someone?
Can l have your boots when you're dead?
Can l have your boots when you're dead?
Can't grow no crops without no water.
Can't grow no crops without no water.
Careful, Mr Rango. You seem to forget you're just one little lizard.
Careful, Mr Rango. You seem to forget you're just one little lizard.
Choleric varmints, ain't they?
Choleric varmints, ain't they?
CIear water
CIear water
Circle of life!
Circle of life!
Clearly, the robbers came from this direction.
Clearly, the robbers came from this direction.
Come now, Mr Rango.
Come now, Mr Rango.
Come now, Mr Rango.
Come now, Mr Rango.
Come on, let's get some!
Come on, let's get some!
Come right in.
Come right in.
Come, come. That's it, pull my finger.
Come, come. That's it, pull my finger.
Come, my friend. l want to show you something.
Come, my friend. l want to show you something.
Complicated.
Complicated.
Control the water
Control the water
Control the water and you control everything.
Control the water and you control everything.
CooI
CooI
CooI water
CooI water
Count on it, little sister.
Count on it, little sister.
Crunchy, creamy, cookie, candy, cupcake.
Crunchy, creamy, cookie, candy, cupcake.
Dance for me, Sod Buster!
Dance for me, Sod Buster!
Dearly beloved.
Dearly beloved.
Death has arrived
Death has arrived
Decisions, decisions.
Decisions, decisions.
Destiny, she is kind to you.
Destiny, she is kind to you.
Did anybody here mention what happened to our last sheriff?
Did anybody here mention what happened to our last sheriff?
Did he ever bite you?
Did he ever bite you?
Did not fall drunk down a mine shaft.
Did not fall drunk down a mine shaft.
Did what?
Did what?
Did you just see that?
Did you just see that?
Dirt.
Dirt.
Do it!
Do it!
Do what he says or, by all the fires of the black pit,
Do what he says or, by all the fires of the black pit,
Do you know how they make it through each and every day?
Do you know how they make it through each and every day?
Does he look like he sounds?
Does he look like he sounds?
Doesn't matter what they call you. lt's the deeds make the man.
Doesn't matter what they call you. lt's the deeds make the man.
Doesn't that make you just a wee bit suspicious?
Doesn't that make you just a wee bit suspicious?
Don't be shy. Come on.
Don't be shy. Come on.
Don't forget, your nasal spray is in your saddle bag...
Don't forget, your nasal spray is in your saddle bag...
Don't get no deader.
Don't get no deader.
Don't know that you got a choice, son.
Don't know that you got a choice, son.
Don't really see a lot of folks.
Don't really see a lot of folks.
Don't spoil it.
Don't spoil it.
Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.
Don't you all worry about a thing. Come tomorrow, we'll locate that water
Don't you all worry about a thing. Come tomorrow, we'll locate that water
Don't you see? lt's not about you.
Don't you see? lt's not about you.
Down, Chongo, down!
Down, Chongo, down!
Dr Marx, l'm not getting anything from you.
Dr Marx, l'm not getting anything from you.
Dr Marx! l'm on fire! Embrace me!
Dr Marx! l'm on fire! Embrace me!
Dr Marx?
Dr Marx?
Drinks all around!
Drinks all around!
Dysfunctional family. Need intervention.
Dysfunctional family. Need intervention.
Eat lead!
Eat lead!
Enlarged prostate, riding sidesaddle.
Enlarged prostate, riding sidesaddle.
Enlightenment. We are nothing without it.
Enlightenment. We are nothing without it.
Even as they abandon their dignity.
Even as they abandon their dignity.
Evening, ladies.
Evening, ladies.
Evening, Sheriff.
Evening, Sheriff.
Every story needs a hero. l mean, who else is better qualified
Every story needs a hero. l mean, who else is better qualified
Every Wednesday, just like clockwork.
Every Wednesday, just like clockwork.
Exactly how you do that, Mr Rango?
Exactly how you do that, Mr Rango?
Exactly where did you say you were from?
Exactly where did you say you were from?
Except for your ranch, Miss Beans.
Except for your ranch, Miss Beans.
Excuse me, Sheriff Rango. l want to talk to you.
Excuse me, Sheriff Rango. l want to talk to you.
Excuse me? Mister Spirit, sir?
Excuse me? Mister Spirit, sir?
Finds the woman, much like the sirens of ancient times
Finds the woman, much like the sirens of ancient times
First off, does anybody here know how to use a firearm of any kind?
First off, does anybody here know how to use a firearm of any kind?
First the bank's run dry and now this here spigot?
First the bank's run dry and now this here spigot?
For as long as it hangs there, we got hope.
For as long as it hangs there, we got hope.
For water
For water
Form a possum!
Form a possum!
Friends, before we bunk down
Friends, before we bunk down
Friends? l don't see no friends.
Friends? l don't see no friends.
From humble beginnings to the legend we sing of today.
From humble beginnings to the legend we sing of today.
Gentlemen, if we can just stay on task here.
Gentlemen, if we can just stay on task here.
Get on the wagon!
Get on the wagon!
Get out of there. l'm going to strangle your huevos!
Get out of there. l'm going to strangle your huevos!
Get them hands up where l can see them!
Get them hands up where l can see them!
Get them out here so we can cut off their giblets!
Get them out here so we can cut off their giblets!
Get your hands off me!
Get your hands off me!
Get your slimy webbed phalanges off my boots!
Get your slimy webbed phalanges off my boots!
Getting your bodily fluids on my boots!
Getting your bodily fluids on my boots!
Give him hell, Rango!
Give him hell, Rango!
Give him the spittoon!
Give him the spittoon!
Give me that!
Give me that!
Give them a good one, amigo.
Give them a good one, amigo.
Go ahead and try!
Go ahead and try!
Go ahead, hero. Pull the trigger.
Go ahead, hero. Pull the trigger.
Go on. lt's okay.
Go on. lt's okay.
Go to hell!
Go to hell!
Go to hell!
Go to hell!
Golden guardians.
Golden guardians.
Gonna give us a permit for prospecting.
Gonna give us a permit for prospecting.
Good Lord, the bank's been robbed!
Good Lord, the bank's been robbed!
Good sirs, gracious good afternoon to thee and thee and thee.
Good sirs, gracious good afternoon to thee and thee and thee.
Good.
Good.
Goodbye!
Goodbye!
Got some new rules! l want my shoes shined every morning,
Got some new rules! l want my shoes shined every morning,
Grits and spit and coIIard greens
Grits and spit and coIIard greens
Had a few extra aces in this deck, gents. Just the way l like it.
Had a few extra aces in this deck, gents. Just the way l like it.
Hand me your gun, Sheriff.
Hand me your gun, Sheriff.
Hands off, Mordecai! That's what's left of your college education!
Hands off, Mordecai! That's what's left of your college education!
Hark! Who goes there?
Hark! Who goes there?
Have you got French cuffs with that?
Have you got French cuffs with that?
He ain't afraid of nobody. He's telling that bird what's for!
He ain't afraid of nobody. He's telling that bird what's for!
He did it with one bullet!
He did it with one bullet!
He may be our only hope.
He may be our only hope.
He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr Rango.
He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr Rango.
He never comes to town 'cause he's scared of that hawk.
He never comes to town 'cause he's scared of that hawk.
He never leaves without taking a blooming soul.
He never leaves without taking a blooming soul.
He promised to protect the vauIt The water's gone, it's aII his fauIt
He promised to protect the vauIt The water's gone, it's aII his fauIt
He said the bank's been robbed!
He said the bank's been robbed!
He wants a glass of water!
He wants a glass of water!
He won't be here Iong
He won't be here Iong
He'd been sober for over a month!
He'd been sober for over a month!
He's actually starting to believe it.
He's actually starting to believe it.
He's chasing after that hawk!
He's chasing after that hawk!
He's going to see the Mayor.
He's going to see the Mayor.
He's got to be pleased with that.
He's got to be pleased with that.
He's not a problem, William. He's a solution.
He's not a problem, William. He's a solution.
Headache.
Headache.
Hell, he died of infection.
Hell, he died of infection.
Hell, l seen things make a grown man lose control of his glandular functions!
Hell, l seen things make a grown man lose control of his glandular functions!
Hell, l was mayor here before there was a Dirt!
Hell, l was mayor here before there was a Dirt!
Hell's fire, this ain't the bank!
Hell's fire, this ain't the bank!
Hello, brother.
Hello, brother.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Help!
Help!
Here in the Mojave Desert,
Here in the Mojave Desert,
Here in the town of Dirt, we happen to have
Here in the town of Dirt, we happen to have
Here it comes!
Here it comes!
Here she comes! You better run, Mojito!
Here she comes! You better run, Mojito!
Here they come!
Here they come!
Here, hold these.
Here, hold these.
Here! You drive.
Here! You drive.
Here's your beans, Beans.
Here's your beans, Beans.
Hey, Bad Bill, there's something l got to tell you!
Hey, Bad Bill, there's something l got to tell you!
Hey, Beans, what do you think of the new duds?
Hey, Beans, what do you think of the new duds?
Hey, Beans!
Hey, Beans!
Hey, Beans! Beans!
Hey, Beans! Beans!
Hey, Beans! Miss Beans!
Hey, Beans! Miss Beans!
Hey, Beans. What size dress you wearing?
Hey, Beans. What size dress you wearing?
Hey, calm down! What are you doing?
Hey, calm down! What are you doing?
Hey, my daddy took me to her place.
Hey, my daddy took me to her place.
Hey, there, fruit cup.
Hey, there, fruit cup.
Hey! What's that dad gum lndian doing?
Hey! What's that dad gum lndian doing?
Hey.
Hey.
Highly sophisticated friends! l was very popular!
Highly sophisticated friends! l was very popular!
Hold it right there!
Hold it right there!
Hold it, hold it!
Hold it, hold it!
Hold on there, Gordy. You get back in there and you assert yourself,
Hold on there, Gordy. You get back in there and you assert yourself,
Hold on there, little sister.
Hold on there, little sister.
Hold on, Beans. That won't be necessary.
Hold on, Beans. That won't be necessary.
Hold on, there. That's only six. What happened to number seven?
Hold on, there. That's only six. What happened to number seven?
Hold on! Calm down, everyone! Let me talk!
Hold on! Calm down, everyone! Let me talk!
Hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?
Hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?
Hot, hot! Burn.
Hot, hot! Burn.
How fitting.
How fitting.
How on earth couId I possibIy controI the water?
How on earth couId I possibIy controI the water?
How on earth could l possibly control the water?
How on earth could l possibly control the water?
How wiII the hero survive?
How wiII the hero survive?
How'd them fellers find the bank, anyway?
How'd them fellers find the bank, anyway?
Hush up, now. Somebody's coming.
Hush up, now. Somebody's coming.
I couId be anyone.
I couId be anyone.
I couId be anyone.
I couId be anyone.
I watched the march of progress
I watched the march of progress
I weIcome you to our great day of deIiverance. HaIIeIujah.
I weIcome you to our great day of deIiverance. HaIIeIujah.
I'm nobody.
I'm nobody.
I've faced the barren waste
I've faced the barren waste
If that is your real name.
If that is your real name.
Igniting the thermos of pure grain alcohol
Igniting the thermos of pure grain alcohol
In magnificent song
In magnificent song
In the adulation of his new friends,
In the adulation of his new friends,
Instantly vapourising his bodily form, leaving nothing but a charcoal statue
Instantly vapourising his bodily form, leaving nothing but a charcoal statue
It is the time of hydration!
It is the time of hydration!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake. You mean my brother.
Jake. You mean my brother.
Jedidiah! lt's time for the Alabama squeeze box!
Jedidiah! lt's time for the Alabama squeeze box!
Johannes Merrimack the Third, AKA, Fluffy Joe.
Johannes Merrimack the Third, AKA, Fluffy Joe.
Jump!
Jump!
Just as l suspected.
Just as l suspected.
Just checking.
Just checking.
Just like he said!
Just like he said!
Just one little drink. No harm, no foul, right?
Just one little drink. No harm, no foul, right?
Just one, right?
Just one, right?
Just take care of that for you.
Just take care of that for you.
Just to work up an appetite.
Just to work up an appetite.
Keep your blood money and l'll keep my land!
Keep your blood money and l'll keep my land!
Keeping an eagle eye out for mayhem and malfeasance.
Keeping an eagle eye out for mayhem and malfeasance.
Killed them Jenkins brothers.
Killed them Jenkins brothers.
Killed them with one bullet.
Killed them with one bullet.
Know that l will be there watching you,
Know that l will be there watching you,
L ain't sleeping tonight. No, sir.
L ain't sleeping tonight. No, sir.
L am leaving the road now!
L am leaving the road now!
L am open to suggestions.
L am open to suggestions.
L am sensing hostility.
L am sensing hostility.
L am trying to save my daddy's ranch,
L am trying to save my daddy's ranch,
L appreciate how difficult this is for you, Beans.
L appreciate how difficult this is for you, Beans.
L believe your people use it as seasoning
L believe your people use it as seasoning
L came here to save my land, not sell it!
L came here to save my land, not sell it!
L can't imagine it. You're such a charmer and everyone likes you so much.
L can't imagine it. You're such a charmer and everyone likes you so much.
L could be the sea cap'n returning from a mighty voyage
L could be the sea cap'n returning from a mighty voyage
L could eat them all night long.
L could eat them all night long.
L couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.
L couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.
L did it again, didn't l?
L did it again, didn't l?
L do apologise for the shoes, Mr Rango,
L do apologise for the shoes, Mr Rango,
L don't believe a word of it.
L don't believe a word of it.
L don't even know what l'm looking for any more.
L don't even know what l'm looking for any more.
L don't even know who l am.
L don't even know who l am.
L don't know if you've noticed,
L don't know if you've noticed,
L don't know.
L don't know.
L don't know. Birds got to eat, too.
L don't know. Birds got to eat, too.
L don't rightly have no other choice, Beans.
L don't rightly have no other choice, Beans.
L don't see it.
L don't see it.
L found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once.
L found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once.
L found it in the desert.
L found it in the desert.
L get his boots!
L get his boots!
L got a 1 0 gallon hat marked down from 1 5.
L got a 1 0 gallon hat marked down from 1 5.
L got a bead on you, stranger. So you get up real slow
L got a bead on you, stranger. So you get up real slow
L got an image to protect now.
L got an image to protect now.
L got the words, l'm just working on the melody right now. lt's like a...
L got the words, l'm just working on the melody right now. lt's like a...
L guess power has its privileges.
L guess power has its privileges.
L had a goitre removed once.
L had a goitre removed once.
L had a pseudonym once, but l had it legally changed.
L had a pseudonym once, but l had it legally changed.
L had an incredibly complex social network going!
L had an incredibly complex social network going!
L have a plan, and each and every one of you has a part to play.
L have a plan, and each and every one of you has a part to play.
L hear he's been helping people out in this time of crisis.
L hear he's been helping people out in this time of crisis.
L hear you been telling about how you killed all them Jenkins brothers.
L hear you been telling about how you killed all them Jenkins brothers.
L knew it.
L knew it.
L knew that.
L knew that.
L know about the shindig this afternoon.
L know about the shindig this afternoon.
L know who l am. l'm the guy, the protagonist, the hero.
L know who l am. l'm the guy, the protagonist, the hero.
L likes it when they run.
L likes it when they run.
L mean, l enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself,
L mean, l enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself,
L might consider reconsidering myself.
L might consider reconsidering myself.
L must get to the other side.
L must get to the other side.
L must get to the other side.
L must get to the other side.
L need a little help here.
L need a little help here.
L need lotion. l'm down to one layer of skin already.
L need lotion. l'm down to one layer of skin already.
L packed your lunch. Danish is in there
L packed your lunch. Danish is in there
L really think you complete me.
L really think you complete me.
L remember them. They was quite friendly.
L remember them. They was quite friendly.
L remember when it used to flow every Wednesday.
L remember when it used to flow every Wednesday.
L say we track this pipe back to its hydraulic origin
L say we track this pipe back to its hydraulic origin
L see you're consulting with the spirits.
L see you're consulting with the spirits.
L seen it with my own eyes.
L seen it with my own eyes.
L stand corrected.
L stand corrected.
L suggest we take evasive action!
L suggest we take evasive action!
L suggest you shut up and shoot!
L suggest you shut up and shoot!
L suggest you take it up with the new sheriff.
L suggest you take it up with the new sheriff.
L suppose we should bury him.
L suppose we should bury him.
L take large steps and l don't want none of you hayseeds
L take large steps and l don't want none of you hayseeds
L think it's a number two.
L think it's a number two.
L think it's gonna be a western.
L think it's gonna be a western.
L think it's time he met the Mayor.
L think it's time he met the Mayor.
L think that there fella in the purty dress is the Sheriff.
L think that there fella in the purty dress is the Sheriff.
L think the metaphor broke my spleen.
L think the metaphor broke my spleen.
L thought we was following bank robbers!
L thought we was following bank robbers!
L tip my hat to you,
L tip my hat to you,
L want a urine sample from everyone. And get me a latte.
L want a urine sample from everyone. And get me a latte.
L want to see you die.
L want to see you die.
L was here before the highway split this great valley.
L was here before the highway split this great valley.
L was hoping you could tell me.
L was hoping you could tell me.
L was just checking. l hear if you get too sunburnt,
L was just checking. l hear if you get too sunburnt,
L was just thinking that...
L was just thinking that...
L watched the march of progress,
L watched the march of progress,
L will become the greatest lover the world has ever known!
L will become the greatest lover the world has ever known!
L will blow that ugly right off your face!
L will blow that ugly right off your face!
L will see you on the other side.
L will see you on the other side.
L won't bite you.
L won't bite you.
L wouldn't know what that's like.
L wouldn't know what that's like.
L yearn for love.
L yearn for love.
L... l don't belong here.
L... l don't belong here.
L'd like a glass of water.
L'd like a glass of water.
L'd like us all to join hands for a moment,
L'd like us all to join hands for a moment,
L'll have you know, you're not looking at our entire contingent.
L'll have you know, you're not looking at our entire contingent.
L'll keep that in mind.
L'll keep that in mind.
L'll let you kiss my sister!
L'll let you kiss my sister!
L'll squeeze them pretty brown eyes out of your skull!
L'll squeeze them pretty brown eyes out of your skull!
L'll take that. Material evidence.
L'll take that. Material evidence.
L'm a bit of a stickler for protocol.
L'm a bit of a stickler for protocol.
L'm actually one of the few men with a maiden name.
L'm actually one of the few men with a maiden name.
L'm actually one of the few men with a maiden name.
L'm actually one of the few men with a maiden name.
L'm an amphibian.
L'm an amphibian.
L'm blending! l'm a blender!
L'm blending! l'm a blender!
L'm calling you out!
L'm calling you out!
L'm depending on you, Spoons.
L'm depending on you, Spoons.
L'm going back.
L'm going back.
L'm going to give you fellas one last chance to reconsider!
L'm going to give you fellas one last chance to reconsider!
L'm gonna blow so many holes in you, your guts'll be leaking lead!
L'm gonna blow so many holes in you, your guts'll be leaking lead!
L'm gonna need some more feed, too, Willie.
L'm gonna need some more feed, too, Willie.
L'm gonna shift the features on your face if you don't shut up!
L'm gonna shift the features on your face if you don't shut up!
L'm gonna skin you alive, boy! l'm gonna whup you like a red headed stepchild!
L'm gonna skin you alive, boy! l'm gonna whup you like a red headed stepchild!
L'm gonna slice it off and use it to wipe my unmentionables.
L'm gonna slice it off and use it to wipe my unmentionables.
L'm just looking for the path to water.
L'm just looking for the path to water.
L'm so sorry. l'm so sorry.
L'm so sorry. l'm so sorry.
L'm still working on it.
L'm still working on it.
L'm sure there's something reasonable we can work out if you just talk to him!
L'm sure there's something reasonable we can work out if you just talk to him!
L'm urinating right now.
L'm urinating right now.
L'm walking into the desert!
L'm walking into the desert!
L've got two one acts, a mystery and a musical l've been gestating.
L've got two one acts, a mystery and a musical l've been gestating.
L've had polyps removed smarter than the two of you!
L've had polyps removed smarter than the two of you!
L've tried to protect you and others from certain realities.
L've tried to protect you and others from certain realities.
Lasso that swine!
Lasso that swine!
Lessen you want to spend the better part
Lessen you want to spend the better part
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something.
Let me do my job! You brought me in.
Let me do my job! You brought me in.
Let me get that before you...
Let me get that before you...
Let me have a gander at the source of the societal discontentment here.
Let me have a gander at the source of the societal discontentment here.
Let's hear it for Rango!
Let's hear it for Rango!
Let's put a pin in that.
Let's put a pin in that.
Let's say this fella here were to take a drink of water.
Let's say this fella here were to take a drink of water.
Let's take it from the top.
Let's take it from the top.
Lf l ever see you again, l will take your soul straight down to hell!
Lf l ever see you again, l will take your soul straight down to hell!
Lf l see your face in this town again,
Lf l see your face in this town again,
Lf you want to find water, you must first find Dirt.
Lf you want to find water, you must first find Dirt.
Like a monkey's bladder!
Like a monkey's bladder!
Listen close, you pathetic fraud.
Listen close, you pathetic fraud.
Listen, l can't survive in the desert, okay?
Listen, l can't survive in the desert, okay?
Lncoming!
Lncoming!
Long time, brother. How you been keeping?
Long time, brother. How you been keeping?
Look at them, so desperate to live, they'll follow it anywhere.
Look at them, so desperate to live, they'll follow it anywhere.
Look into my eyes.
Look into my eyes.
Look out there, son.
Look out there, son.
Look out!
Look out!
Look, l need water, hydration. My teeth are chapped.
Look, l need water, hydration. My teeth are chapped.
Looked like Tony Bennett stepping out of the shower.
Looked like Tony Bennett stepping out of the shower.
Looks like them varmints shot him in the back.
Looks like them varmints shot him in the back.
Looks like there's gonna be soup tonight!
Looks like there's gonna be soup tonight!
Looks like they got them robbers.
Looks like they got them robbers.
Looks like we made it!
Looks like we made it!
Looks like we're gonna have ourselves a good old fashioned standoff.
Looks like we're gonna have ourselves a good old fashioned standoff.
Ls a metaphor.
Ls a metaphor.
Ls it true he's only scared of them hawks?
Ls it true he's only scared of them hawks?
Ls that all you got?
Ls that all you got?
Ls that right?
Ls that right?
Ls that what happened to Mr Merrimack? Did he get left behind?
Ls that what happened to Mr Merrimack? Did he get left behind?
Ls this heaven?
Ls this heaven?
Lsn't that right?
Lsn't that right?
Lt can't be. lt's empty.
Lt can't be. lt's empty.
Lt does seem a bit naïve, taking the word of admitted bank robbers.
Lt does seem a bit naïve, taking the word of admitted bank robbers.
Lt is not a rash! lt is a birthmark!
Lt is not a rash! lt is a birthmark!
Lt is.
Lt is.
Lt just don't make no sense.
Lt just don't make no sense.
Lt only takes one bullet.
Lt only takes one bullet.
Lt'll change a man. Oh, yeah.
Lt'll change a man. Oh, yeah.
Lt's a defence mechanism. Actually, lots of lizards have it.
Lt's a defence mechanism. Actually, lots of lizards have it.
Lt's a full house.
Lt's a full house.
Lt's a hard life here. Very hard.
Lt's a hard life here. Very hard.
Lt's a hard life we got.
Lt's a hard life we got.
Lt's a jailbreak, boys! We're busting out!
Lt's a jailbreak, boys! We're busting out!
Lt's a metaphor.
Lt's a metaphor.
Lt's a miracle!
Lt's a miracle!
Lt's a new West, Jake.
Lt's a new West, Jake.
Lt's a puzzle of undeterminable size and dimension,
Lt's a puzzle of undeterminable size and dimension,
Lt's a puzzle! lt's like a big old mammogram!
Lt's a puzzle! lt's like a big old mammogram!
Lt's about them.
Lt's about them.
Lt's about time we had a hero around here.
Lt's about time we had a hero around here.
Lt's almost noon. ls everything ready?
Lt's almost noon. ls everything ready?
Lt's empty anyway.
Lt's empty anyway.
Lt's impossible.
Lt's impossible.
Lt's just, we got no hope without that water.
Lt's just, we got no hope without that water.
Lt's Mr Merrimack from the bank.
Lt's Mr Merrimack from the bank.
Lt's not so easy as it looks.
Lt's not so easy as it looks.
Lt's okay.
Lt's okay.
Lt's our salvation, Pa!
Lt's our salvation, Pa!
Lt's the water.
Lt's the water.
Luckily, l'm immune to his venom.
Luckily, l'm immune to his venom.
Luring him to his certain demise.
Luring him to his certain demise.
Luring him to his certain demise.
Luring him to his certain demise.
Make it a double!
Make it a double!
Many years ago, this entire valley was covered in agua.
Many years ago, this entire valley was covered in agua.
Marshmallows remind me of going camping with my daddy.
Marshmallows remind me of going camping with my daddy.
May l present Madame Lupone's
May l present Madame Lupone's
Maybelle, give the holler!
Maybelle, give the holler!
Me? l'm from the West.
Me? l'm from the West.
Meanwhile, the lone sentry stands watch at the castle gate.
Meanwhile, the lone sentry stands watch at the castle gate.
Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio plots his ascension to the throne
Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio plots his ascension to the throne
Mercy.
Mercy.
Mind the beak.
Mind the beak.
Miss Beans?
Miss Beans?
Miss Beans? Hello?
Miss Beans? Hello?
Mr Merrimack,
Mr Merrimack,
Mr Merrimack, if l don't get some water, l'm gonna lose my ranch
Mr Merrimack, if l don't get some water, l'm gonna lose my ranch
Mr Merrimack!
Mr Merrimack!
Mr Rango, wouId you step forward?
Mr Rango, wouId you step forward?
Mr Rango? Can you tell us about the Spirit of the West?
Mr Rango? Can you tell us about the Spirit of the West?
Mr Timms?
Mr Timms?
Mr Timms? You were good.
Mr Timms? You were good.
Much obliged.
Much obliged.
Must be a reason she quit on us.
Must be a reason she quit on us.
Must be that immersive theatre.
Must be that immersive theatre.
My 1 00% full time employment from this moment on
My 1 00% full time employment from this moment on
My coffee hot, Danish on the side.
My coffee hot, Danish on the side.
My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes.
My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes.
My daddy was never near that mine shaft.
My daddy was never near that mine shaft.
My daddy was not a burden!
My daddy was not a burden!
My entire family?
My entire family?
My eye!
My eye!
My feIIow Dirtonians.
My feIIow Dirtonians.
My fellow comrades.
My fellow comrades.
My friends believed in me, but they need some kind of hero.
My friends believed in me, but they need some kind of hero.
My friends, my friends! Temper your frustrations.
My friends, my friends! Temper your frustrations.
My friends, we all know what we have to do now.
My friends, we all know what we have to do now.
My land is not for sale!
My land is not for sale!
Name's
Name's
Neighbour turns on neighbour. Pretty soon, we're eating our children!
Neighbour turns on neighbour. Pretty soon, we're eating our children!
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Nice to have someone to believe in again.
Nice to have someone to believe in again.
Night after night, l watched them. l never saw them move.
Night after night, l watched them. l never saw them move.
No man can walk out on his own story.
No man can walk out on his own story.
No man can walk out on his own story.
No man can walk out on his own story.
No need to panic, but l think you just swallowed plan B.
No need to panic, but l think you just swallowed plan B.
No one's stringing anyone up. Not while l'm sheriff.
No one's stringing anyone up. Not while l'm sheriff.
No water? Then what the hell we been fighting for?
No water? Then what the hell we been fighting for?
No, his ashes. He loved to smoke. They never found the body.
No, his ashes. He loved to smoke. They never found the body.
No, Jake! No!
No, Jake! No!
No, l'm moulting. Means l'm ready to mate.
No, l'm moulting. Means l'm ready to mate.
No, no, no. Yeah. No. Yes, please. Thank you. Sorry.
No, no, no. Yeah. No. Yes, please. Thank you. Sorry.
No, this man wasn't shot. He was drowned!
No, this man wasn't shot. He was drowned!
No, wait! Come back! l was just kidding!
No, wait! Come back! l was just kidding!
No, we're pretty isolated out there on the ranch,
No, we're pretty isolated out there on the ranch,
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No, no, you don't understand. l'm not even supposed to be here.
No. No, no, you don't understand. l'm not even supposed to be here.
No. No!
No. No!
No. Oh, l know. Here.
No. Oh, l know. Here.
None of that civil disobedience in my town, thank you very much.
None of that civil disobedience in my town, thank you very much.
Nope.
Nope.
Not bad, huh, Beans?
Not bad, huh, Beans?
Not moving.
Not moving.
Not Noah's deluge. Good heavens, l'm not that old.
Not Noah's deluge. Good heavens, l'm not that old.
Not too tight. l want to leave room for some pucker!
Not too tight. l want to leave room for some pucker!
Not unlike what you've got going there.
Not unlike what you've got going there.
Not what l expected.
Not what l expected.
Nothing? Your delusional quest just ruined my life!
Nothing? Your delusional quest just ruined my life!
Now be still. You gotta look presentable to meet your maker.
Now be still. You gotta look presentable to meet your maker.
Now help me up and l will help you find what you seek.
Now help me up and l will help you find what you seek.
Now look here. We have got six days of water.
Now look here. We have got six days of water.
Now only one question remains.
Now only one question remains.
Now someone's dumping water in the desert!
Now someone's dumping water in the desert!
Now that just don't make no sense. Now, listen.
Now that just don't make no sense. Now, listen.
Now that's what l'm talking about. Yeah.
Now that's what l'm talking about. Yeah.
Now we ride!
Now we ride!
Now we ride!
Now we ride!
Now we're gonna play this thing out to the end!
Now we're gonna play this thing out to the end!
Now, as my deputy, you'll be in charge of all tracking and finding of villains,
Now, as my deputy, you'll be in charge of all tracking and finding of villains,
Now, Beans, you owe me three quarts already. l can't give you more credit.
Now, Beans, you owe me three quarts already. l can't give you more credit.
Now, hold on, Jake. There's no need to...
Now, hold on, Jake. There's no need to...
Now, honey, you come back with all your digits.
Now, honey, you come back with all your digits.
Now, just wait a cotton picking minute! A posse ain't no place for a...
Now, just wait a cotton picking minute! A posse ain't no place for a...
Now, Mr Rango.
Now, Mr Rango.
Now, this whole thing stinks three ways to Sunday.
Now, this whole thing stinks three ways to Sunday.
Now, we're gonna be doing this in an orderly fashion.
Now, we're gonna be doing this in an orderly fashion.
Now, you got your shovel, pickaxe, Benadryl, loofah,
Now, you got your shovel, pickaxe, Benadryl, loofah,
Nowjust pay attention, everybody. l'm trying to make a point here.
Nowjust pay attention, everybody. l'm trying to make a point here.
Nown amigos!
Nown amigos!
Number seven?
Number seven?
Of course he did make me cough them back up again for breakfast.
Of course he did make me cough them back up again for breakfast.
Of course, there is no need for violence,
Of course, there is no need for violence,
Of the afternoon putting your face back together!
Of the afternoon putting your face back together!
Oh, easy there, tiger.
Oh, easy there, tiger.
Oh, hey. Proboscis.
Oh, hey. Proboscis.
Oh, l'm sorry.
Oh, l'm sorry.
Oh, Mr Rango.
Oh, Mr Rango.
Oh, that? That there's conjunctivitis, sir. lt's hereditary.
Oh, that? That there's conjunctivitis, sir. lt's hereditary.
Oh, yeah? Well, you're funny looking, too.
Oh, yeah? Well, you're funny looking, too.
Oh, yeah. The West is the best.
Oh, yeah. The West is the best.
Oh, you kids.
Oh, you kids.
Oh, you're good.
Oh, you're good.
OId Dan and I
OId Dan and I
Okay, everybody, let's take it from the top.
Okay, everybody, let's take it from the top.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, Pa!
Okay, Pa!
Okay, panic time.
Okay, panic time.
Okay, plan B.
Okay, plan B.
Okay, then!
Okay, then!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. So you're saying
Okay. So you're saying
Okay. That's not going to work.
Okay. That's not going to work.
One bullet.
One bullet.
One day soon, all this is going to fade into myth,
One day soon, all this is going to fade into myth,
One last bullet to kill one last outlaw.
One last bullet to kill one last outlaw.
One legend to another.
One legend to another.
One who ain't in a pine box.
One who ain't in a pine box.
Open the door!
Open the door!
Or l could be the rogue anthropologist, battling pythons down in the Congo!
Or l could be the rogue anthropologist, battling pythons down in the Congo!
Or taste the bitter sting of my vengeance!
Or taste the bitter sting of my vengeance!
Or what, little man? You going to kill me?
Or what, little man? You going to kill me?
Our new sheriff has been playing the hero for so long,
Our new sheriff has been playing the hero for so long,
Our town is drying up. We're in the middle of a drought.
Our town is drying up. We're in the middle of a drought.
Out there, beyond the horizon. Past the sunset.
Out there, beyond the horizon. Past the sunset.
Pappy, about that water. There's something l gots to tell you.
Pappy, about that water. There's something l gots to tell you.
Pappy, the Sheriff is standing right here, helping us out.
Pappy, the Sheriff is standing right here, helping us out.
Pass the beans, Beans.
Pass the beans, Beans.
People have to believe in something.
People have to believe in something.
People have to believe in something.
People have to believe in something.
People, l've had an epiphany. The hero cannot exist in a vacuum!
People, l've had an epiphany. The hero cannot exist in a vacuum!
People, we've talked about this. Acting is reacting.
People, we've talked about this. Acting is reacting.
Perhaps a little too good.
Perhaps a little too good.
Perhaps it's time you started to take the long view,
Perhaps it's time you started to take the long view,
Pick it up, Mr Rango. Your destiny awaits.
Pick it up, Mr Rango. Your destiny awaits.
Pick up trail.
Pick up trail.
PickIed eggs and flaps of mud
PickIed eggs and flaps of mud
Please, no, please. l have vertigo! My glands are swelling!
Please, no, please. l have vertigo! My glands are swelling!
Please, no.
Please, no.
Poor things. All they wanted was a little water.
Poor things. All they wanted was a little water.
Pretty soon, l'm going to start seeing my insides.
Pretty soon, l'm going to start seeing my insides.
Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed.
Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed.
Prithee, unhand my fair daughter
Prithee, unhand my fair daughter
Prithee, unhand my fair maiden.
Prithee, unhand my fair maiden.
Prospecting without the authorised equipment. Don't move a muscle.
Prospecting without the authorised equipment. Don't move a muscle.
Prospecting?
Prospecting?
Protected morning, noon and night by yours truly.
Protected morning, noon and night by yours truly.
Put her down.
Put her down.
Put some in my coffee just to give it a little tang.
Put some in my coffee just to give it a little tang.
Quickly. l must get back to my quest.
Quickly. l must get back to my quest.
Quiet, you savages! Stop your rattling. You're affecting my cogitation.
Quiet, you savages! Stop your rattling. You're affecting my cogitation.
Quiet! This is my favourite part.
Quiet! This is my favourite part.
Rango!
Rango!
Rango.
Rango.
Ready, Excelsior?
Ready, Excelsior?
Real thirsty.
Real thirsty.
Refried bones and booger bIood
Refried bones and booger bIood
Remember this moment. Remember me.
Remember this moment. Remember me.
Reptiles got to stick together, right, my brother?
Reptiles got to stick together, right, my brother?
Return him safe and sound, l will not sell my ranch!
Return him safe and sound, l will not sell my ranch!
Returning to rescue his emotionally unstable maiden!
Returning to rescue his emotionally unstable maiden!
Riding the ranges and the suchlike.
Riding the ranges and the suchlike.
Right now, they believe in you.
Right now, they believe in you.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right. Blend in. Yeah, blend in.
Right. Blend in. Yeah, blend in.
Run!
Run!
Sad, really. Such a drab little thing.
Sad, really. Such a drab little thing.
Say a few words to the Spirit of the West.
Say a few words to the Spirit of the West.
Searching, same as you.
Searching, same as you.
Secure the perimeter, dust for prints, check for fibres, scan for DNA.
Secure the perimeter, dust for prints, check for fibres, scan for DNA.
See his entraiIs get scattered Watch him Iose his cojones
See his entraiIs get scattered Watch him Iose his cojones
See you, Beans.
See you, Beans.
Seems these folks trust you.
Seems these folks trust you.
She got more holes in her than a painted lady on a porcupine.
She got more holes in her than a painted lady on a porcupine.
She reaches for the poisoned chalice.
She reaches for the poisoned chalice.
She'II be coming 'round the mountain in the rain
She'II be coming 'round the mountain in the rain
Sheriff Rango is right.
Sheriff Rango is right.
Sheriff, l'm sure if we work together,
Sheriff, l'm sure if we work together,
Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody.
Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody.
Sheriff, we got a problem.
Sheriff, we got a problem.
Sheriff, where are you headed?
Sheriff, where are you headed?
Sheriff, you're going to bring that water back, aren't you?
Sheriff, you're going to bring that water back, aren't you?
Sheriff! Over here!
Sheriff! Over here!
Sheriff! You're going to want to see this!
Sheriff! You're going to want to see this!
Sheriff? What are you going to do about Rattlesnake Jake?
Sheriff? What are you going to do about Rattlesnake Jake?
Sheriff.
Sheriff.
Shoot, l put that on a tortilla.
Shoot, l put that on a tortilla.
Shoot, l say we cook that right up.
Shoot, l say we cook that right up.
Should we have ourselves some sport, chill'ens?
Should we have ourselves some sport, chill'ens?
Show them who you really are.
Show them who you really are.
Sign the damn paper, woman!
Sign the damn paper, woman!
Sign the deed and relieve yourself of your father's burden.
Sign the deed and relieve yourself of your father's burden.
Sinking deeper into the guacamole of his own deception.
Sinking deeper into the guacamole of his own deception.
Sir, you have defiled and desecrated the very sustenance of our livelihood!
Sir, you have defiled and desecrated the very sustenance of our livelihood!
Smart thinking there, feller.
Smart thinking there, feller.
Snake?
Snake?
So boId has been his entry into our fair society.
So boId has been his entry into our fair society.
So l want you all to come outside now and line up single file
So l want you all to come outside now and line up single file
So something's supposed to happen?
So something's supposed to happen?
So which way do you think they went?
So which way do you think they went?
So who are you, really?
So who are you, really?
So why don't you show your friends here what you're made of?
So why don't you show your friends here what you're made of?
So you belly on up and take you a double shot!
So you belly on up and take you a double shot!
So you made it.
So you made it.
So you made it.
So you made it.
So, is this considered normal civic behaviour?
So, is this considered normal civic behaviour?
So, no, my hirsute little rodent friend, l am not from around these parts.
So, no, my hirsute little rodent friend, l am not from around these parts.
So, this is the sunset shot.
So, this is the sunset shot.
So, what's your name?
So, what's your name?
So, you gonna die out here, or you want a ride into town?
So, you gonna die out here, or you want a ride into town?
So, you want something to believe in, Spoons?
So, you want something to believe in, Spoons?
Somebody done robbed that bank before we robbed it.
Somebody done robbed that bank before we robbed it.
Somebody says a cross word. Accusations start flying.
Somebody says a cross word. Accusations start flying.
Someone is dumping water in the desert.
Someone is dumping water in the desert.
Someone or something is messing with our hydration
Someone or something is messing with our hydration
Someone's gonna have to look after the town while l'm gone.
Someone's gonna have to look after the town while l'm gone.
Someone's got a bad valve.
Someone's got a bad valve.
Someplace with enough water for everyone.
Someplace with enough water for everyone.
Something you said keeps rattling around in my frontal lobe.
Something you said keeps rattling around in my frontal lobe.
Sometimes at inappropriate moments.
Sometimes at inappropriate moments.
Sometimes l don't know how we're gonna make it.
Sometimes l don't know how we're gonna make it.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Soon, compadre. Soon.
Soon, compadre. Soon.
Sorry about that. Word is you come against him once or twice.
Sorry about that. Word is you come against him once or twice.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sort of like being sealed up in a little box.
Sort of like being sealed up in a little box.
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Speak up. l don't think your friends here heard you.
Speak up. l don't think your friends here heard you.
Spoons, you got the most important job of all.
Spoons, you got the most important job of all.
Stands watch at the castle gate...
Stands watch at the castle gate...
Starts out slow, like a fungus.
Starts out slow, like a fungus.
Stay between the buoys.
Stay between the buoys.
Stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare.
Stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare.
Stay out of my peripheral vision!
Stay out of my peripheral vision!
Stay with me.
Stay with me.
Stick to the plan, boys! Let's bleed that devil dry!
Stick to the plan, boys! Let's bleed that devil dry!
Still working out those steps.
Still working out those steps.
Stop it. No, really.
Stop it. No, really.
Stop moving!
Stop moving!
Strucketh by Cupid.
Strucketh by Cupid.
Sure enough did. Look at that baby. Go ahead, you can touch it.
Sure enough did. Look at that baby. Go ahead, you can touch it.
Sure enough.
Sure enough.
Sure is humid down here.
Sure is humid down here.
T.O. T.O. Just a second.
T.O. T.O. Just a second.
Take a look see over here!
Take a look see over here!
Take it any way you like.
Take it any way you like.
Terpsichorean Troupe of Travelling Thespians!
Terpsichorean Troupe of Travelling Thespians!
Testy.
Testy.
Thank goodness you're here, Sheriff. Things were getting out of hand.
Thank goodness you're here, Sheriff. Things were getting out of hand.
Thank you, Sheriff.
Thank you, Sheriff.
Thank you, Spirit of the West. Amen.
Thank you, Spirit of the West. Amen.
That ain't nothing. l coughed up a whole tribe of pygmies.
That ain't nothing. l coughed up a whole tribe of pygmies.
That audience was quite responsive.
That audience was quite responsive.
That just don't make no sense. Without water, that land is useless.
That just don't make no sense. Without water, that land is useless.
That just don't make no sense. Without water, that land is useless.
That just don't make no sense. Without water, that land is useless.
That may be true, but here you are.
That may be true, but here you are.
That means we're riding now! This moment.
That means we're riding now! This moment.
That sounds marginally near to an accusation.
That sounds marginally near to an accusation.
That tickles. Are those real?
That tickles. Are those real?
That tomorrow will be better than today.
That tomorrow will be better than today.
That was a bad idea.
That was a bad idea.
That was my rehydration account!
That was my rehydration account!
That wasn't altogether unpleasant!
That wasn't altogether unpleasant!
That will propel the hero into conflict!
That will propel the hero into conflict!
That'll close out your account, Mrs Oats, two gulps and a swig.
That'll close out your account, Mrs Oats, two gulps and a swig.
That's a big one.
That's a big one.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
That's a good one, boss!
That's a good one, boss!
That's a Spanish dagger.
That's a Spanish dagger.
That's for my gun. That's gun lotion.
That's for my gun. That's gun lotion.
That's gonna heal right up.
That's gonna heal right up.
That's good.
That's good.
That's interesting.
That's interesting.
That's interesting. That there's a belly button.
That's interesting. That there's a belly button.
That's interesting. The ground's still wet.
That's interesting. The ground's still wet.
That's it, a little closer.
That's it, a little closer.
That's it! Conflict.
That's it! Conflict.
That's just about the size of it.
That's just about the size of it.
That's just what Amos said.
That's just what Amos said.
That's part of the deal.
That's part of the deal.
That's right, amigo. The other side of the road.
That's right, amigo. The other side of the road.
That's right, sir. Just doing my duty.
That's right, sir. Just doing my duty.
That's right! You!
That's right! You!
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right. We all know what we have to do now.
That's right. We all know what we have to do now.
That's right. You came a long way to find something that isn't out here.
That's right. You came a long way to find something that isn't out here.
That's such a lonely sound.
That's such a lonely sound.
That's the immutable law of the desert.
That's the immutable law of the desert.
That's the same fellow what give us a prospecting permit?
That's the same fellow what give us a prospecting permit?
That's the second time that's happened to me.
That's the second time that's happened to me.
That's the signal! Something must have gone wrong!
That's the signal! Something must have gone wrong!
That's the signal.
That's the signal.
That's the way.
That's the way.
That's what l been trying to tell you, Pappy.
That's what l been trying to tell you, Pappy.
That's what the future holds.
That's what the future holds.
That's why the...
That's why the...
The alabaster carriage.
The alabaster carriage.
The audience thirsts for adventure.
The audience thirsts for adventure.
The bank's been robbed, the town is dry "We'II die of thirst," the peopIe cry
The bank's been robbed, the town is dry "We'II die of thirst," the peopIe cry
The bank's been robbed! The bank's been robbed!
The bank's been robbed! The bank's been robbed!
The bank's run dry?
The bank's run dry?
The desert and death
The desert and death
The eternally unattainable ideal.
The eternally unattainable ideal.
The Far West.
The Far West.
The finest financial institution this side of the Missouri.
The finest financial institution this side of the Missouri.
The future, Mr Rango, the future.
The future, Mr Rango, the future.
The future, Mr Rango.
The future, Mr Rango.
The hero must abandon the self
The hero must abandon the self
The last sheriff... Pardon me. Where is everybody going?
The last sheriff... Pardon me. Where is everybody going?
The life and untimely death of a great legend.
The life and untimely death of a great legend.
The lonely constable on his rounds,
The lonely constable on his rounds,
The Mayor has bought up all the land in the valley,
The Mayor has bought up all the land in the valley,
The Mayor will see you now.
The Mayor will see you now.
The Mayor?
The Mayor?
The other side of what?
The other side of what?
The other side? You mean, just now, that was you crossing the road?
The other side? You mean, just now, that was you crossing the road?
The path to knowledge is fraught with consequence.
The path to knowledge is fraught with consequence.
The people of the village will honour his memory
The people of the village will honour his memory
The place l come from, we kill a man before breakfast
The place l come from, we kill a man before breakfast
The sacred time!
The sacred time!
The Spirit is waiting for me.
The Spirit is waiting for me.
The Spirit of the West, amigo. The one.
The Spirit of the West, amigo. The one.
The Spirit of the West.
The Spirit of the West.
The stage is set, the night moist with apprehension.
The stage is set, the night moist with apprehension.
The stage is set. The princess prepares to take her own life.
The stage is set. The princess prepares to take her own life.
The stage is waiting.
The stage is waiting.
The sting of my...
The sting of my...
The time has come, my friends. The time that was foretoId!
The time has come, my friends. The time that was foretoId!
The time of deIiverance!
The time of deIiverance!
The time of destiny!
The time of destiny!
The true Spirit of the...
The true Spirit of the...
Them's what we call his natural predator.
Them's what we call his natural predator.
Then be a hero.
Then be a hero.
Then he could bring it back once he's bought up all the land.
Then he could bring it back once he's bought up all the land.
Then we braise him in clarified butter. And then we eat him.
Then we braise him in clarified butter. And then we eat him.
Then we salt him, and we pepper him.
Then we salt him, and we pepper him.
Then where'd you get this here jug?
Then where'd you get this here jug?
Then why in tarnation did you bring it here?
Then why in tarnation did you bring it here?
There someone special in your life, Rango?
There someone special in your life, Rango?
There used to be. But she couldn't keep her head.
There used to be. But she couldn't keep her head.
There weren't no water.
There weren't no water.
There will be times when you doubt yourself.
There will be times when you doubt yourself.
There. All better.
There. All better.
There's a beaut. Sometimes you got to dig deep to find what you're looking for.
There's a beaut. Sometimes you got to dig deep to find what you're looking for.
There's a bullet in there.
There's a bullet in there.
There's a town, a real town, not a metaphor town.
There's a town, a real town, not a metaphor town.
There's an old legend they actually walk across the desert to find water.
There's an old legend they actually walk across the desert to find water.
There's another one!
There's another one!
There's just no place for them any more.
There's just no place for them any more.
There's my stage name, my pen name, my avatar.
There's my stage name, my pen name, my avatar.
There's no need for any more suffering.
There's no need for any more suffering.
There's no room for gunslingers any more. We're businessmen now.
There's no room for gunslingers any more. We're businessmen now.
There's no water!
There's no water!
There's trouble down a dry creek. Bad Bill's been acting up again.
There's trouble down a dry creek. Bad Bill's been acting up again.
These days they got a name forjust about everything.
These days they got a name forjust about everything.
Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!
Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!
They believe against all odds and all evidence
They believe against all odds and all evidence
They believe it's going to be better.
They believe it's going to be better.
They believe that the water will come.
They believe that the water will come.
They believe.
They believe.
They done taken that water. They taken everything we got!
They done taken that water. They taken everything we got!
They follow the water! Come on!
They follow the water! Come on!
They follow the water.
They follow the water.
They say he rides an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him.
They say he rides an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him.
They say he rides in an alabaster carriage
They say he rides in an alabaster carriage
They started looking at me weird.
They started looking at me weird.
They think you're gonna save their little souls!
They think you're gonna save their little souls!
They think you're gonna save their little town.
They think you're gonna save their little town.
They used to call you the Man with No Name.
They used to call you the Man with No Name.
They're coming!
They're coming!
Things are going to be different around here now that Rango's in town.
Things are going to be different around here now that Rango's in town.
Thirsty, brother?
Thirsty, brother?
Thirsty?
Thirsty?
This day just got a little more interesting.
This day just got a little more interesting.
This hawk is dead!
This hawk is dead!
This is a crime scene now.
This is a crime scene now.
This is a heck of a hoedown you got going.
This is a heck of a hoedown you got going.
This is all we have! We can't give it all out!
This is all we have! We can't give it all out!
This is from my private stock.
This is from my private stock.
This is going to be good. Hey! Watch that needle there.
This is going to be good. Hey! Watch that needle there.
This is my quest. He waits for me.
This is my quest. He waits for me.
This is my town now.
This is my town now.
This one time, l coughed up an entire Dalmatian.
This one time, l coughed up an entire Dalmatian.
This plot is highly predictable.
This plot is highly predictable.
This water thing's great.
This water thing's great.
This whole town is drying up,
This whole town is drying up,
Those were the halcyon days.
Those were the halcyon days.
Three men heading west. One blind, one with
Three men heading west. One blind, one with
Times being so hard, we just can't give no more credit.
Times being so hard, we just can't give no more credit.
Times wiII be tough from now on. Sacrifices wiII have to be made.
Times wiII be tough from now on. Sacrifices wiII have to be made.
To bask in the adulation of his numerous companions?
To bask in the adulation of his numerous companions?
To create all sorts of unnatural mutant aberrations!
To create all sorts of unnatural mutant aberrations!
To reclaim his mechanical arm!
To reclaim his mechanical arm!
To the Iand without end
To the Iand without end
To the other side.
To the other side.
Today's Wednesday. Wednesday's when we all get to it.
Today's Wednesday. Wednesday's when we all get to it.
Tomorrow is Wednesday. The water comes.
Tomorrow is Wednesday. The water comes.
Try me.
Try me.
Try not to look conspicuous.
Try not to look conspicuous.
Try to blend in.
Try to blend in.
Unhand her, you jailers of virtue,
Unhand her, you jailers of virtue,
Unless he controls the water.
Unless he controls the water.
Utilising your well developed lnjun uity, no offence taken.
Utilising your well developed lnjun uity, no offence taken.
Victor, you were right. l have been undefined.
Victor, you were right. l have been undefined.
Victor, you were wooden! There, l said it.
Victor, you were wooden! There, l said it.
Vintage rainwater from the Great Deluge.
Vintage rainwater from the Great Deluge.
Waffle chitIins, monkey brains
Waffle chitIins, monkey brains
Walking?
Walking?
Was this during one of your special times?
Was this during one of your special times?
Water ain't money. Money is money.
Water ain't money. Money is money.
Water in the desert?
Water in the desert?
Water, Mr Rango, water.
Water, Mr Rango, water.
We all have ourjourneys to make!
We all have ourjourneys to make!
We are gathered here today to honour this man.
We are gathered here today to honour this man.
We are gathered here today to immortalise in song
We are gathered here today to immortalise in song
We can reach a mutually beneficial solution to our current situation.
We can reach a mutually beneficial solution to our current situation.
We done tunnelled into that vault, but there weren't nothing in it.
We done tunnelled into that vault, but there weren't nothing in it.
We each see what we need to see.
We each see what we need to see.
We got bats!
We got bats!
We got nothing left to believe in.
We got nothing left to believe in.
We got you surrounded!
We got you surrounded!
We have a newcomer amongst us today, my friends.
We have a newcomer amongst us today, my friends.
We have a problem.
We have a problem.
We have got five days...
We have got five days...
We needed a brave man and you sent us one.
We needed a brave man and you sent us one.
We sing of his courage
We sing of his courage
We'd be thirsty.
We'd be thirsty.
We'd turn on each other like a bunch of animals!
We'd turn on each other like a bunch of animals!
We'll find the water, Beans. l promise you.
We'll find the water, Beans. l promise you.
We're experiencing a paradigm shift.
We're experiencing a paradigm shift.
Welcome, amigo
Welcome, amigo
Well, actually...
Well, actually...
Well, if you must. What are you doing?
Well, if you must. What are you doing?
Well, in order to satisfy the needs of the collective,
Well, in order to satisfy the needs of the collective,
Well, it's empty now.
Well, it's empty now.
Well, it's for aqua.
Well, it's for aqua.
Well, l don't know about you all, but l could sure go for a dip.
Well, l don't know about you all, but l could sure go for a dip.
Well, l suppose we could talk to the Mayor.
Well, l suppose we could talk to the Mayor.
Well, l sure do appreciate this, Miss Beans,
Well, l sure do appreciate this, Miss Beans,
Well, l'm a man of many epithets.
Well, l'm a man of many epithets.
Well, l'm glad to hear it's not contagious.
Well, l'm glad to hear it's not contagious.
Well, l'm glad you asked.
Well, l'm glad you asked.
Well, l'm sure he had his reasons.
Well, l'm sure he had his reasons.
Well, l've been playing it for many years, sir.
Well, l've been playing it for many years, sir.
Well, look at him now!
Well, look at him now!
Well, Momma had an active social life.
Well, Momma had an active social life.
Well, now that there is a pipe. lt's got to be connected to something.
Well, now that there is a pipe. lt's got to be connected to something.
Well, now, whose boot prints are those?
Well, now, whose boot prints are those?
Well, Sheriff, if we was to hit the mother lode,
Well, Sheriff, if we was to hit the mother lode,
Well, that's an inconvenience.
Well, that's an inconvenience.
Well, that's good, 'cause you got a few questions to answer
Well, that's good, 'cause you got a few questions to answer
Well, the thing about heroes is, whenever you...
Well, the thing about heroes is, whenever you...
Well, then it's a good thing l brought some backup.
Well, then it's a good thing l brought some backup.
Well, then, l'm going.
Well, then, l'm going.
Well, we can all dream, but this is the reality.
Well, we can all dream, but this is the reality.
Well, we gave it our best shot. We had to sell out.
Well, we gave it our best shot. We had to sell out.
Well, what am l supposed to do?
Well, what am l supposed to do?
Well, you got a little something in your eye there.
Well, you got a little something in your eye there.
Well, you gotta spend some time and train them.
Well, you gotta spend some time and train them.
Well, you know...
Well, you know...
Well, you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus.
Well, you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus.
What a way to go.
What a way to go.
What are we gonna do now, Sheriff?
What are we gonna do now, Sheriff?
What are you all gawping at?
What are you all gawping at?
What are you building out here?
What are you building out here?
What are you building out here?
What are you building out here?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What can l say? My daddy plumb loved baked beans.
What can l say? My daddy plumb loved baked beans.
What did you do that for?
What did you do that for?
What do l do?
What do l do?
What do we do now, Sheriff?
What do we do now, Sheriff?
What do you say, Sheriff?
What do you say, Sheriff?
What do you think happens then? Why we'd all be drinking!
What do you think happens then? Why we'd all be drinking!
What do you think, Doc?
What do you think, Doc?
What exactly are we going to do now?
What exactly are we going to do now?
What exactly happened to the...
What exactly happened to the...
What in tarnation? Don't shoot the water!
What in tarnation? Don't shoot the water!
What is it?
What is it?
What is it? ls there a problem?
What is it? ls there a problem?
What is this?
What is this?
What now, amigo?
What now, amigo?
What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event
What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event
What the Sam Hill's going on up there?
What the Sam Hill's going on up there?
What was that for?
What was that for?
What was that you said?
What was that you said?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that? Go check it out!
What was that? Go check it out!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Not you again!
What? Not you again!
What? Where?
What? Where?
What? Who?
What? Who?
What's an aquifer?
What's an aquifer?
What's going on, Sheriff?
What's going on, Sheriff?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's he doing here?
What's he doing here?
What's he doing now?
What's he doing now?
What's my motivation?
What's my motivation?
What's that coming?
What's that coming?
What's that supposed to be?
What's that supposed to be?
What's that, Victor? My character's undefined? That's absurd.
What's that, Victor? My character's undefined? That's absurd.
What's that?
What's that?
What's the matter? You missing your mommy's mangos?
What's the matter? You missing your mommy's mangos?
What's this?
What's this?
Whatever the reason, something is controlling this here water.
Whatever the reason, something is controlling this here water.
Whatever you do, do not look down.
Whatever you do, do not look down.
Whatever you do, don't look me in the eye.
Whatever you do, don't look me in the eye.
When is he going to die?
When is he going to die?
When l was a little girl, l'd stay up late watching them, to see if they'd move.
When l was a little girl, l'd stay up late watching them, to see if they'd move.
When you feel pummelled by the cataclysms of life,
When you feel pummelled by the cataclysms of life,
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where are your friends now, amigo?
Where are your friends now, amigo?
Where did it go?
Where did it go?
Where do you think l come from?
Where do you think l come from?
Where is he going?
Where is he going?
Where l come from, we call this improvisation.
Where l come from, we call this improvisation.
Where would we deposit said annuity?
Where would we deposit said annuity?
Where'd you find that?
Where'd you find that?
Where's my Tic Tacs?
Where's my Tic Tacs?
Where's the water?
Where's the water?
Which account for 65% of all unnatural deaths,
Which account for 65% of all unnatural deaths,
Which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown
Which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown
While her ageing father lies gravely ill.
While her ageing father lies gravely ill.
While l take a brief intermission!
While l take a brief intermission!
While we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero
While we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero
While you're playing patty cake with this here trollop!
While you're playing patty cake with this here trollop!
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who doesn't want to find someplace wonderful?
Who doesn't want to find someplace wonderful?
Who exactly are you?
Who exactly are you?
Who has yet to enter his own story.
Who has yet to enter his own story.
Who let Snuggles in the pool again?
Who let Snuggles in the pool again?
Who'd dump water in the desert?
Who'd dump water in the desert?
Whoa! l got it. Snuff out them torches.
Whoa! l got it. Snuff out them torches.
Whoa! Well, here we are.
Whoa! Well, here we are.
Whole town's perforated with them.
Whole town's perforated with them.
Why can't you be all brainy like your brother?
Why can't you be all brainy like your brother?
Why do you think so many people are selling out? They just can't make it.
Why do you think so many people are selling out? They just can't make it.
Why does she do that?
Why does she do that?
Why don't you just pull your gun and shoot me?
Why don't you just pull your gun and shoot me?
Why don't you just wait until there are no cars coming?
Why don't you just wait until there are no cars coming?
Why don't you put a cork... Tell you where the sun don't shine.
Why don't you put a cork... Tell you where the sun don't shine.
Why, they believe you're just a stone killer, don't they?
Why, they believe you're just a stone killer, don't they?
Why'd you do that?
Why'd you do that?
Will be to protect our precious natural resource.
Will be to protect our precious natural resource.
Will you say a few words?
Will you say a few words?
With golden guardians to protect him.
With golden guardians to protect him.
With one bullet, wasn't it?
With one bullet, wasn't it?
With throats burned dry
With throats burned dry
Without it, there's nothing but dust and decay.
Without it, there's nothing but dust and decay.
Without the taste of water
Without the taste of water
Wouldn't be the first time.
Wouldn't be the first time.
Yeah, but my deeds just made things worse. l'm a fraud. l'm a phoney!
Yeah, but my deeds just made things worse. l'm a fraud. l'm a phoney!
Yeah, he ain't afraid of you! He ain't afraid of none of you.
Yeah, he ain't afraid of you! He ain't afraid of none of you.
Yeah, it's activating my piles.
Yeah, it's activating my piles.
Yeah, that's right, hombres.
Yeah, that's right, hombres.
Yeah, we got new hats.
Yeah, we got new hats.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. But he might be a problem.
Yeah. But he might be a problem.
Yeah. Matter of fact, l did.
Yeah. Matter of fact, l did.
Yes, the Spirit of the West!
Yes, the Spirit of the West!
Yes, you were. You stopped talking.
Yes, you were. You stopped talking.
Yes.
Yes.
You ain't from around here, are you?
You ain't from around here, are you?
You ain't got the nerve.
You ain't got the nerve.
You ain't nothing but a fake and a coward. lsn't that right?
You ain't nothing but a fake and a coward. lsn't that right?
You and the Sheriff are more alike than you think.
You and the Sheriff are more alike than you think.
You and your entire family get your hands up where l can see them.
You and your entire family get your hands up where l can see them.
You and your kin are coming with me.
You and your kin are coming with me.
You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery
You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery
You are a very lonely lizard.
You are a very lonely lizard.
You attribute divine power to me.
You attribute divine power to me.
You attribute divine power to me.
You attribute divine power to me.
You better take it up with him.
You better take it up with him.
You brought the water back, just like you promised.
You brought the water back, just like you promised.
You came back.
You came back.
You came back.
You came back.
You can almost see time passing.
You can almost see time passing.
You can believe that there's law and order in this town.
You can believe that there's law and order in this town.
You can either be part of it, or you can be Ieft behind.
You can either be part of it, or you can be Ieft behind.
You can either be part of it, or you can be left behind.
You can either be part of it, or you can be left behind.
You can peel a man's face right off.
You can peel a man's face right off.
You carry his remains?
You carry his remains?
You could call it that.
You could call it that.
You didn't do any of them things you said, did you?
You didn't do any of them things you said, did you?
You didn't kill them Jenkins brothers. You ain't even from the West!
You didn't kill them Jenkins brothers. You ain't even from the West!
You don't pay the mortgage, you don't own the land!
You don't pay the mortgage, you don't own the land!
You don't understand. lt's Mr Merrimack down at the bank. He cut off all credit.
You don't understand. lt's Mr Merrimack down at the bank. He cut off all credit.
You ever feel like those things are looking at you?
You ever feel like those things are looking at you?
You ever get lonely?
You ever get lonely?
You folks have a water problem!
You folks have a water problem!
You give the signal.
You give the signal.
You got a little tobaccy in the beard there.
You got a little tobaccy in the beard there.
You got a lot of nerve showing up here, lawman. What is it you want?
You got a lot of nerve showing up here, lawman. What is it you want?
You got any gold fillings?
You got any gold fillings?
You got corn in your ears, mate?
You got corn in your ears, mate?
You got killer in your eyes, son?
You got killer in your eyes, son?
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to remain silent.
You heading out, Jim?
You heading out, Jim?
You hear that, Rango? You're going to meet the Mayor!
You hear that, Rango? You're going to meet the Mayor!
You keep thinking like that, your hat's gonna catch on fire.
You keep thinking like that, your hat's gonna catch on fire.
You kill bird.
You kill bird.
You know that there fella?
You know that there fella?
You know who that is, Bill? That there's Rango!
You know who that is, Bill? That there's Rango!
You know, Beans, l bet you clean up real nice, you put a little effort into it.
You know, Beans, l bet you clean up real nice, you put a little effort into it.
You know, it's an awful solitary existence out there on the prairie.
You know, it's an awful solitary existence out there on the prairie.
You know, l'm glad you asked me that.
You know, l'm glad you asked me that.
You know, the womens find me uncomfortably good looking.
You know, the womens find me uncomfortably good looking.
You make a good point, son.
You make a good point, son.
You might say l'm from everywhere there's trouble brewing
You might say l'm from everywhere there's trouble brewing
You might say l'm what hell's already raised up.
You might say l'm what hell's already raised up.
You might want to get that looked at.
You might want to get that looked at.
You need a little help, amigo?
You need a little help, amigo?
You really are a hero.
You really are a hero.
You said you's gonna bring the water back.
You said you's gonna bring the water back.
You see that sign up there?
You see that sign up there?
You see them, Mr Rango? All my friends and neighbours?
You see them, Mr Rango? All my friends and neighbours?
You seem to forget l'm the law around these parts.
You seem to forget l'm the law around these parts.
You son of a...
You son of a...
You spend three days in a horse carcass, living off your own juices.
You spend three days in a horse carcass, living off your own juices.
You stay up here on the ridge, and if anything goes wrong,
You stay up here on the ridge, and if anything goes wrong,
You sure you're fit for duty there, soldier?
You sure you're fit for duty there, soldier?
You talk too much. Why don't you put a cork in it?
You talk too much. Why don't you put a cork in it?
You two just don't get it, do you?
You two just don't get it, do you?
You want me to just walk out into the desert?
You want me to just walk out into the desert?
You want the old John Hancock, do you?
You want the old John Hancock, do you?
You want to sniff the air or commune with a buffalo or something?
You want to sniff the air or commune with a buffalo or something?
You, too, Spoons?
You, too, Spoons?
You! l'll kill you! You stupid lizard!
You! l'll kill you! You stupid lizard!
You're a long ways from home, ain't ya?
You're a long ways from home, ain't ya?
You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.
You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.
You're funny looking.
You're funny looking.
You're just as dried up and parched as a jackrabbit in July.
You're just as dried up and parched as a jackrabbit in July.
You're making that up.
You're making that up.
You're nothing but legends.
You're nothing but legends.
You've obviously mastered this game.
You've obviously mastered this game.
Your family's ranch is nothing but a wasteland now.
Your family's ranch is nothing but a wasteland now.
Your mama did. l'll cook her right up.
Your mama did. l'll cook her right up.
Your pappy and them boys are about to hang for something they didn't do.
Your pappy and them boys are about to hang for something they didn't do.
A little up and back? l don't think so.
A little up and back? l don't think so.
A what? lrrelevant! Obfuscation.
A what? lrrelevant! Obfuscation.
Amen. Amen.
Amen. Amen.
Amen. Amen.
Amen. Amen.
and if there's ever anything that l... Get on up!
and if there's ever anything that l... Get on up!
And that would be? Form a posse.
And that would be? Form a posse.
Beans! ...and your moisturising lotion...
Beans! ...and your moisturising lotion...
Beans. That's a funny kind of name.
Beans. That's a funny kind of name.
Bravo! Job well done.
Bravo! Job well done.
Burn him! He's a witch!
Burn him! He's a witch!
Come on, move over! You're not my friend!
Come on, move over! You're not my friend!
Come on, we're friends, right? l don't know you!
Come on, we're friends, right? l don't know you!
Cut. Cut. Everybody, take five. How can you keep missing your mark?
Cut. Cut. Everybody, take five. How can you keep missing your mark?
Did you see that? He killed that thing!
Did you see that? He killed that thing!
Don't move! Not moving.
Don't move! Not moving.
Don't move. What?
Don't move. What?
Done it with one bullet, Bill. All seven of them!
Done it with one bullet, Bill. All seven of them!
Drowned? ln the middle of the desert?
Drowned? ln the middle of the desert?
Everybody stand back. All right, let me see.
Everybody stand back. All right, let me see.
Find your own hiding place. No, this is good.
Find your own hiding place. No, this is good.
Get your filthy paws off me! Shut your gob!
Get your filthy paws off me! Shut your gob!
Go blend somewhere else. Don't distract me.
Go blend somewhere else. Don't distract me.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hang him till his head turns blue! Give us them robbers!
Hang him till his head turns blue! Give us them robbers!
He found the water! You did it, son.
He found the water! You did it, son.
He got it! Hallelujah!
He got it! Hallelujah!
He said follow the pipe. He said follow the pipe.
He said follow the pipe. He said follow the pipe.
Heave! Heave! Heave! Heave!
Heave! Heave! Heave! Heave!
Hello, Beans. Hello, Angelique.
Hello, Beans. Hello, Angelique.
Here, let me just... l need you to investigate...
Here, let me just... l need you to investigate...
Hey, look what l found! What you got there?
Hey, look what l found! What you got there?
l found them. What's going on?
l found them. What's going on?
l never made friends easy like that. No?
l never made friends easy like that. No?
l ordered myself some right fancy duds. Sheriff, l'd like to file a...
l ordered myself some right fancy duds. Sheriff, l'd like to file a...
l saw that first! Hey, that's mine!
l saw that first! Hey, that's mine!
l'm going in. How about a cold one, there?
l'm going in. How about a cold one, there?
Let's hang them, Sheriff! String them up!
Let's hang them, Sheriff! String them up!
Line? "Reach for the sky!"
Line? "Reach for the sky!"
Lizards, frogs... Find your own hiding place!
Lizards, frogs... Find your own hiding place!
Loofah. Ezekiel, Jedidiah!
Loofah. Ezekiel, Jedidiah!
Lookee there! What is that?
Lookee there! What is that?
Louder! Yes.
Louder! Yes.
lt's a little cold tonight. Thank you.
lt's a little cold tonight. Thank you.
lt's a survival reflex. Her switch is just broken.
lt's a survival reflex. Her switch is just broken.
lt's gone! The water's all gone! What'd he say?
lt's gone! The water's all gone! What'd he say?
lt's his fault! lt's the newcomer!
lt's his fault! lt's the newcomer!
lt's Rango. What's he up to?
lt's Rango. What's he up to?
lt's the end of the line. Don't go no further.
lt's the end of the line. Don't go no further.
Mr Merrimack? Realities are bearing down.
Mr Merrimack? Realities are bearing down.
Mr Rango! Oh, you, too? No problem.
Mr Rango! Oh, you, too? No problem.
Nail them to the courthouse! Now, calm down, everybody.
Nail them to the courthouse! Now, calm down, everybody.
No room at the inn. lt's an art, not a science.
No room at the inn. lt's an art, not a science.
No, ma'am, l don't. Who are you?
No, ma'am, l don't. Who are you?
Now, Beans! We've talked about this. Lotion?
Now, Beans! We've talked about this. Lotion?
Rango. So sit back, relax,
Rango. So sit back, relax,
Role? What are you involved in?
Role? What are you involved in?
Say it! No.
Say it! No.
Seven men! One bullet!
Seven men! One bullet!
Sheriff? No, thanks.
Sheriff? No, thanks.
Spicy. You're eating his ashes!
Spicy. You're eating his ashes!
Start climbing. Get your foot out of my face!
Start climbing. Get your foot out of my face!
Tart. Floozy.
Tart. Floozy.
That's a funny looking shirt. That's a funny looking dress.
That's a funny looking shirt. That's a funny looking dress.
That's all that's left? And this here is the reserve!
That's all that's left? And this here is the reserve!
That's basic real estate law, my friend. Quid pro quo!
That's basic real estate law, my friend. Quid pro quo!
That's nice. Have you met Angelique?
That's nice. Have you met Angelique?
This ain't the bank. l told you, Jedidiah!
This ain't the bank. l told you, Jedidiah!
To Dirt! To Dirt.
To Dirt! To Dirt.
Too late. No, no. lt's not too late!
Too late. No, no. lt's not too late!
Trollop. Excuse me, Mr Rango.
Trollop. Excuse me, Mr Rango.
We need that water. We're all going to die!
We need that water. We're all going to die!
We're civilised now. That's right, civilised.
We're civilised now. That's right, civilised.
We're practically related! No room at the inn!
We're practically related! No room at the inn!
We're whispering. What'd he say?
We're whispering. What'd he say?
Well, here. Hold this. Sheriff Rango, this isn't a social call.
Well, here. Hold this. Sheriff Rango, this isn't a social call.
Well, l ain't got no... We're talking hard cash.
Well, l ain't got no... We're talking hard cash.
What am l doing? You're cuddling me.
What am l doing? You're cuddling me.
What are you doing? l'm blending.
What are you doing? l'm blending.
What are you implying? Nothing.
What are you implying? Nothing.
What did he say? They're riding sidesaddle.
What did he say? They're riding sidesaddle.
What happened to the Sheriff? He had a previous engagement!
What happened to the Sheriff? He had a previous engagement!
What is it? That there's some human spleen.
What is it? That there's some human spleen.
What is that? l think they's thespians.
What is that? l think they's thespians.
What is this place? lt's an aquifer.
What is this place? lt's an aquifer.
What? Now, remember, son,
What? Now, remember, son,
What? l thought you said, "Don't move." That was before. Now, you run.
What? l thought you said, "Don't move." That was before. Now, you run.
What... What are you doing? What are you doing?
What... What are you doing? What are you doing?
What'd he say? l think he said follow the pipe.
What'd he say? l think he said follow the pipe.
What's she talking about? She said there's no water in the bank!
What's she talking about? She said there's no water in the bank!
Which way do we go, Sheriff? There's tunnels everywhere.
Which way do we go, Sheriff? There's tunnels everywhere.
Who am l? l'm asking the questions here!
Who am l? l'm asking the questions here!
Who's Shakespeare? Sheriff Rango,
Who's Shakespeare? Sheriff Rango,
Who's that? lt's the Sheriff!
Who's that? lt's the Sheriff!
Would you look at that? Like seeing the face of God.
Would you look at that? Like seeing the face of God.
Yeah, tell us about that. ls it true what they say?
Yeah, tell us about that. ls it true what they say?
Yes, dance like a chicken! That's right! Dance!
Yes, dance like a chicken! That's right! Dance!
You eat him? That's what l said!
You eat him? That's what l said!
You got funny looking eyes! You got a funny looking face!
You got funny looking eyes! You got a funny looking face!
You mean you've done this before? Yes. Many times.
You mean you've done this before? Yes. Many times.
You were frozen. l was not.
You were frozen. l was not.
You will? And perhaps more.
You will? And perhaps more.
Your brother? That's what l said!
Your brother? That's what l said!
...nom de plume, l have a CB handle.
...nom de plume, l have a CB handle.
...nom de plume, l have a CB handle.
...nom de plume, l have a CB handle.
'Cause you know monkeys, when they do go, you rub their nose in it.
'Cause you know monkeys, when they do go, you rub their nose in it.
'Tis l, the much anticipated hero,
'Tis l, the much anticipated hero,
"Control the water and you control everything."
"Control the water and you control everything."
"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers..."
"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers..."
"Hark, who goes there?"
"Hark, who goes there?"
"lt is far better to nourish worms than to live without love."
"lt is far better to nourish worms than to live without love."
"Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed."
"Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed."
"Prospecting Permit."
"Prospecting Permit."
"Yes, l am gravely ill."
"Yes, l am gravely ill."
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Windows XP Sounds
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
⚠️ NSFW
Sargent Hartman Soundboard
Sargent Hartman Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Andrew Tate Soundboard
Andrew Tate Soundboard
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Starcraft Sounds
Starcraft Sounds
Travis Scott Soundboard
Travis Scott Soundboard
Fe4RLess
Fe4RLess
Undertale Sound Effects
Undertale Sound Effects
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Quandale Dingle Sound Effects
Quandale dingle sound effects
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci's Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
GLaDOS Soundboard
GLaDOS Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull Soundboard
Sponge Bob Soundboard
Sponge Bob Soundboard
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Memes 2020
Memes 2020
The Mandalorian Soundboard
The Mandalorian Soundboard
The Simpsons Sounds
The Simpsons Sounds
⚠️ NSFW
Ear Rape Ringtones
Ear Rape Ringtones
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Funny Soundboard
Funny Soundboard
Random Sounds
Random Sounds
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Fortnite Soundboard
Fortnite Soundboard
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird Sounds
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 Sounds
Five Nights at Freddy's 4 Sounds
⚠️ NSFW
Russian Meme Soundboard
Russian Meme Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky Soundboard
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox Soundboard
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
I Like Ya Cut G
I like ya cut g
IShowSpeed Soundboard
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Star Wars Soundboard
Star Wars Soundboard
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Scooby Doo Soundboard
Scooby Doo Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Scarface Soundboard
Scarface Soundboard
Anime Soundboard 2019
Anime Soundboard 2019
⚠️ NSFW
Moaning Ringtones
Moaning Ringtones
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Rick and Morty Soundboard
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena Prank Sounds
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Goku Soundboard
Goku Soundboard
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
⚠️ NSFW
Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
⚠️ NSFW
Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
⚠️ NSFW
Elmo Soundboard
Elmo Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
The Price Is Right SFX
The Price is Right SFX
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Windows 98 Soundboard
Windows 98 Soundboard
Sling Blade Soundboard
Sling Blade Soundboard
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
President Donald Trump Soundboard
President Donald Trump Soundboard
Homer Simpson Sounds: The Simpsons - Seasons 1 And 2
Homer Simpson Sounds: The Simpsons - Seasons 1 and 2
⚠️ NSFW
Minions Soundboard
Minions Soundboard
OME TV VCS Soundboard
OME TV VCS Soundboard
Alan Partridge Super Soundboard
Alan Partridge Super Soundboard
Judge Judy Sounds
Judge Judy Sounds
Obi-Wan Kenobi Sounds: Star Wars
Obi-Wan Kenobi Sounds: Star Wars
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Funny Sounds of Germany
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
C3PO (Star Wars) TTS Computer AI Voice
C3PO (Star Wars) TTS Computer AI Voice
Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard
Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Heavy Soundboard: Team Fortress 2
Heavy Soundboard: Team Fortress 2
Star Trek Ringtones
Star Trek Ringtones
Big Smoke Sounds: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
Big Smoke Sounds: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl Soundboard
Trymacs Streamer Soundboard
Trymacs Streamer Soundboard
Disney Ringtones
Disney Ringtones
Five Nights At Freddy's Sounds
Five Nights at Freddy's Sounds
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Stitch (Lelo & Stitch) TTS Computer AI Voice
Stitch (Lelo & Stitch) TTS Computer AI Voice
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
TikTok TTS - Official TikTok Lady Text-To-Speech Computer Voice
TikTok TTS - Official TikTok Lady Text-To-Speech Computer Voice
Pikachu Soundboard: Hey You, Pikachu!
Pikachu Soundboard: Hey You, Pikachu!
Yoda Soundboard: Star Wars
Yoda Soundboard: Star Wars
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Adam (ElevenLabs) (aggressive) TTS Computer AI Voice
Adam (ElevenLabs) (aggressive) TTS Computer AI Voice
Family Feud
Family Feud
⚠️ NSFW
Beavis And Butthead Sounds
Beavis and Butthead Sounds
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Soundboard
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Soundboard
Yoda Ringtones
Yoda Ringtones
Battle Droid Sounds: Star Wars
Battle Droid Sounds: Star Wars
Minecraft Giant Sound Effects Soundboard
Minecraft Giant Sound Effects Soundboard
Meme Soundboard 2023
Meme Soundboard 2023
Carl Johnson GTA Soundboard
Carl Johnson GTA Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Clone Trooper TTS Computer AI Voice
Clone Trooper TTS Computer AI Voice
Merchant Sounds: Resident Evil 4
Merchant Sounds: Resident Evil 4
Halo Ringtones
Halo Ringtones
Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2
Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2