Workaholics (2011) - Season 7 Edit

A chair might break

A family... and love.

A fun fact about me is that I love to dance.

A fun thing about me is that I love to have a good time.

A gigantic hard dick inside of them?

A jar with a human ding dong in it, dude.

A kissing contest?

A little bored with the products that we have been selling,

A lot of green... well, anyway.

A mechanical bull.

A safety whistle with a built in air filter

A super important call?

A toothpick. All right, man.

A very wonderful sales consultant

A veterinarian's assistant.

A week with no pay.

A what like who?

A while to sort out, so Dad, why don't we hit the pro shop

Aah!

Aah! Get this leech off my tongue!

About 15 years ago, I was bodysurfing

About giving him grandkids, so to get him off my ass,

About it because we didn't want to ruin this trip.

About surviving an emergency, and you didn't.

About the time I had sex at the zoo?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. Sit your ass down.

Absolutely nothing.

Absolutely.

Action!

Actually,

Actually,

Actually, Ders, don't you mean flat Dr. Pepper pot?

Actually, I'll show you guys a little sample if you'd like.

Actually, I'll take one.

Actually, let's record this, right?

Actually... there were the last three Super Bowls.

Adam is impotent.

Adam, Adam, what are you doing?

Adam, come on. There isn't any gas.

Adam, don't! Don't you get it?

Adam, I love your spirit.

Adam, I want to apologize

Adam, I'm not doing the stunt, all right?

Adam, next time we're watching an environmental film,

Adam, please just chill out, okay?

Adam, say something that motivates us.

Adam, what's your favorite drink?

Adam, where'd you get the flare, man?

Adam, you've eaten donuts out of a toilet.

Adam! Oh! Girl fight, girl fight!

Adam. Alice has something that she wants to say to you,

Adam... Adam!

Adam's stuck in the vending machine.

After all the exposure that I've given us

After pulling a cold blooded prank.

After this order of whistles is sold out,

Ah ah ah ah uh uhh uhh!

Ah, ah.

Ah, ah... for my... Now get out of here.

Ah, crap.

Ah, I Belvedered my balls.

Ah, it too greasy, Bill!

Ah, it's worse coming back up.

Ah, put it out! Oh, put it out!

Ah, well, this is Faux Chella.

Ah, yeah, it's been a while since I've maintained.

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! No hands.

Ah. I see you've met the final guest for the weekend.

Ah... oh...

Ahh, ahh. Was it bad?

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! [cries]

Ahh! All right.

Ahh! Arh arh arh arh!

Ahh. [whispering] I swallow.

Alice Murphy, for "Bye Bye Birdie."

Alice said I could do this.

Alice said that you were really bad at your job, Bill,

Alice, hey. Hey. What is happening?

Alice, I know you want to stand up and roar.

Alice, that was the real you.

Alice, where do you... it's Saturday.

All I'm saying is, we should be the ones running the train...

All right, and next,

All right, come on, let's hustle back there.

All right, cool, man, I'll call my guy.

All right, everybody, follow me.

All right, everybody, let's clear the set.

All right, everything Slim Jim, Kurt.

All right, fam, follow me.

All right, I I don't think

All right, I'm doing the stunt.

All right, I'm gonna knock you on your ass.

All right, sit it.

All right, so we just got to, like, deprogram Alice,

All right, yep, I'm out. I'm all out. I'm all out.

All right!

All right! Maybe I'm the dumb one.

All right? Now, let's get out there

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. And...

All right. Get ready.

All right. Who chooses?

All that profanity and the face holding

All up in their coffee, because it's a clap back.

All: [clapping]

All: ♪ Hello, hello, hello, hello ♪

All: 20, 21, 22...

All: BermuDope HighAngle.

All: I choose!

All: Oh!

All: Oh!

All: Oh!

All: Primary Choice Objectives.

All: Shut it down!

All: The Triad!

All: Tight butthole! Tight butthole!

All: We're stronger whenever

All: We're stronger whenever

Alone. In that big, beautiful home.

Alone. With Courtnee.

Also, dancing shows off core strength and stamina.

Also, I'm not attracted to you.

Always check the barrel of the fire pit

An entire musical festival for. Is that too much to ask?

An Italian Trio from Jersey Mike's...

And [bleep] like the world's about to end?

And Adam,

And all bacon e'rythang.

And all we have is this mini nug.

And am I doing this? Huh?

And Anders, let's go to the break room.

And back to me.

And be the queen of the Garbage Pail Kids.

And Blake, you'll get to do the thing that you wanna do,

And buy a round? You know, we'll catch up

And change your life forever?

And chanting, I mean, those are just devices that I use

And don't come back till you knock me on my ass.

And don't forget to feed the eels.

And even though we hardly knew him,

And find out what winning is all about,

And for me, which, that would be the anal that I had

And from now on, you're name is 69 Man.

And get back on the phones, now!

And go get breakfast right now, so... okay.

And going outside.

And guess what? I'ma get you

And guys, don't take what you have for granted.

And have fun with your new friends?

And he asked when we could reschedule

And he had an alternative approach

And he hated it.

And he looks at me like.

And he said the drop is off unless we pay triple.

And he's been picked on,

And he's gonna beat both your asses.

And he's gonna come here,

And hey, what do you think of "Bilbo"?

And hold it up nice and high so we can see.

And how would you like to be numero hundo

And I can't come up with a plan?

And I can't get good dank to save my life.

And I could help you to help me to help you

And I definitely don't like this guiro.

And I didn't hurt myself,

And I don't know when she's going back.

And I don't need any.

And I don't think that's particularly fair,

And I get this hard on, and we just start...

And I got a reply, like, right away

And I kind of want to cover it, just if we can pixilate it

And I know that you will know

And I know you've been with a lot of girls,

And I look down, and I see a tapeworm like...

And I look right back at that mother[bleep] like,

And I need to, like, bro down.

And I needed to find subletters ASAP.

And I said I was okay with it, but I'm really not.

And I see the pain that he goes through.

And I still plan on being a pallbearer

And I swear, I will walk out this door.

And I think I chipped my elbow.

And I think I'm catching a cold.

And I think it will be a terrific experience for Adam

And I think we all know what happened in Beijing.

And I thought we tell each other everything.

And I told him Julia Child you ain't.

And I told him to blend in. I love your suit, Karl.

And I wanna save this music festival

And I was hard.

And I'll see you on the other side.

And I'm about to smoke five in ten seconds.

And I'm doing what you guys just explained that we're doing.

And I'm gonna eat chowder so I can have an explosive O.

And I'm gonna get a record, watch.

And I'm gonna tell my stepsister I love her

And I'm just cool, I guess.

And I'm like, "What?" [laughter]

And I'm talking about his heart.

And I'm talking crispy critter dead.

And I've been emailing their manager Mailer Daemon.

And it is because...

And it kinda gets us going.

And it's a prison I'm gonna destroy!

And it's called Faux Chella.

And it's got a state of the art locking system.

And it's just gonna be me and him.

And it's time for you to take that fear

And join the rest of your group?

And just see if he can't work some magic for us, right, guys?

And just to show you we're down, this is a bucket hat.

And let the sharks rip you apart.

And let you know that my intentions with your daughter

And let's have a really big day.

And light it on [bleep] fire, Bill!

And like, I'm one of the guys.

And make sure my dog is healthy

And me with my mom?

And my associates here, they tell me

And my penis, I don't know if it's adequate enough.

And my thong is just... oh, my dance belt's

And not even talk to her about it.

And now I look at his butthole

And now I'm stuck in the vending machine.

And now it's just us, guys. Let's get comfortable.

And now that is entertainment! Isn't it?

And now will choose either...

And now, the final award of the evening,

And now, you're starting a fight with Anders.

And one of them might be rabid.

And only talked to Skyler.

And pattern my life after Bianca Toro.

And potent and addictive...

And pull your hand out.

And return those thermal hunting vision goggle things

And right now, I think it's time to do what we came here to do,

And set some boundaries, some rules.

And she think I don't want to do it,

And she was on "Big Bang Theory."

And she's already taken home a few Whoopsies tonight.

And shut the [bleep] up!

And some kung pao chicken.

And sometimes I just like to blaze up and get weird.

And start dancing, bitches.

And started drowning,

And take a real quick smoke break.

And tell me why exactly you're in my office.

And telling us to... suck our [bleep]

And that band is...

And that grosses me out.

And that is a genetically superior female

And that is final.

And that is... uh oh, I got an itch.

And that itch is to prank.

And that she shouldn't marry Calista!

And that you're suspended for a week and you should go home now

And that's from the pond, the leech?

And that's true, 'cause snitches get...

And that's two whistles sold. Let's go!

And that's what's up. And that's what's up.

And that's when the money starts rolling in.

And that's why we're still doing it.

And the gorillas are kinda looking at first,

And the kids can party with the dudes world wiz ide.

And the nominees are:

And then after the storm subsided,

And then at the sound of the shotgun...

And then he mentioned three of them.

And then he only charged me $2 for the mustard.

And then I just blew a fat load.

And then I siphoned all the gas out

And then it went back to physical,

And then they die,

And then they took your car keys, right?

And then we drop a new party episode online every Friday

And then we just go smoke weed and drink beers on the roof.

And then you tell me the truth,

And then, there were two.

And there's a huge band, uh, that is gonna play.

And there's not enough chairs for everyone.

And there's the kind of intelligence that I have.

And these [bleep]sters need stamina, all right?

And these are my associates.

And they cannot respond because of the noxious smoke

And they join in!

And they keep a tight butthole!

And they'll betray you and steal the stunt.

And they'll kill us too if they have to.

And this definitely ain't fake.

And this mission has to go exactly as planned.

And today, he's gonna give us a little dance lesson.

And trust me, I know what I'm talking about

And we about to pull the ultimate main office prank

And we don't want to fi ight anybody at all.

And we don't want to fi ight you.

And we don't want to spoil the surprise.

And we picked some sperm out.

And we'll move some product together.

And we're gonna go talk, send some emails

And we're kinda, like, looking around.

And we're not doing it for the Bango.

And we're probably gonna be best friends after this airs.

And what exactly

And what is that?

And what was his alternative "approach."

And what's on your pants?

And with the Internet, forget about it.

And you and you

And you and you.

And you are fired. Wait, is this real?

And you are immediately rehired, Goons,

And you have a nice one.

And you know that. Do I need to play the tape?

And you know what?

And you spend the rest of your life

And you turn around only to find

And you're the dominant gorilla, but nah, brother.

And your Smoke Cutter sales, they're a lie too.

And your winner is...

And, uh, that is not a tie.

And, uh...

And, you know, I think I hate Adam.

Anders Holmvik, I hate you. Ooh!

Anders Holmvik!

Anders Holmvik! Adam DeMamp!

Anders, it's not about flat tires or sleeping in.

Anders?

Another one of those things that I don't have to do

Another thought as a co motivator.

Anybody else feeling hot in here?

Anyway, but I wanted to tell you,

Anyway, come on.

Anyway, he blew his brains out.

Anyway, we think the cubicle would be a dope location.

Are going to be the best we've ever done.

Are just fine with being unemployed?

Are the things that teach us the most."

Are we talking a rev share?

Are you [bleep] crazy?

Are you guys drinking on the roof?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? I've never met one.

Are you mad now? Huh?

Are you ready to be a [bleep] author

Are you serious?

Are you sure...

Argh argh argh!

As a real man now. Well, guess what, bud?

As long as he doesn't Riverdance on me,

As soon as we get the weed from the drug dealer...

At least Blake had a brand til he shaved it off.

At least one that I was allowed to participate in.

At the merch table.

At this point.

At your sister's funeral, but we're done professionally.

Away from all the BS... those clowns...

Baby, why wouldn't you tell me?

Baby!

Back when swimming was swimming, man.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

Bands love benefits.

Bango hooked me up with a set visit

Bango slacker costumes, free when you buy a case.

Based on what he drinks.

Battle for one girl.

Bazinga.

Be quiet and let me handle this.

Be sure to check out the t shirts

Be that your dream is to see Third Eye Blind.

Beautiful walk.

Because Ders ripped a leech off my tongue.

Because he make me the emotional [bleep] warrior

Because he was told I had "pink eyes."

Because he's inquisitive.

Because he's not part of the plan.

Because his wife has this cuckolding fantasy...

Because I actually have an assistant now.

Because I am excellent at having sex.

Because I canceled the Whoopsies,

Because I get paid to party.

Because I have the power to do that,

Because I knew it made you happy,

Because I know you're better than that!

Because I need a ride home.

Because I'm choosing to be my own person

Because not saving your friends,

Because of, like, fetish sites and stuff.

Because sometimes clap backs clap back.

Because that apology feels so good.

Because that's a thing I've at least overheard

Because the... what's the... is it the sphincter?

Because they are jealous of your success.

Because they got this off menu sandwich

Because they've wanted to do it all along anyway.

Because this guy is a total poon hound.

Because we just watched an environmental film

Because we put flat Dr. Pepper in a coffee pot and switched it.

Because word is bond!

Because you bother suck at it.

Because you don't know what you've got til it's gone.

Because you have a three as your first letter in your number.

Because you're all equal [bleep] idiots.

Because you're legend dairy?

Because... this dork is my dad!

Before I lose my cool.

Before we have quality time together.

Before you kill me, I have one last wish.

Before you kill us, there's something

Before you meet with the stunt coordinator.

Beijing, come on.

BermuDope HighAngle.

Bianca Toro."

Bill just has this animal magnetism.

Bill the Thrill.

Bill,

Bill, chill.

Bill, Montez is going with you.

Bill, shut up.

Bill, take off your shoes and socks.

Bill, that's rude.

Bill, these people ain't playing,

Bill, these people gonna kill you.

Bill, what?

Bill, what?

Bill, what's with your pants 'cause

Bill, where the hell'd you get this super dope brief...

Bill, who are all these people?

Bill, who are these people?

Bill! Bill!

Bill! Help!

Bill! Oh, my God, Bill.

Bill. God damn it.

Bite down on this, sir.

Blake and I went on a bike ride together last week.

Blake doesn't care.

Blake, what's the deal, man?

Blake, when we go back to Faux Chella,

Blake, why don't you go ahead and continue

Blake... no... ah! Hey!

Blake's doing the stunt.

Blake's room, hopefully, will be a nursery by that point.

Blakey the loser came crawling back to TAC.

Blinded by the smoke, you call out to your buddies,

Blue is a good color on you.

Boo, boo, boo, boo!

Boo, boo, boo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

Boo!

Boom!

Boring, old product info pamphlet,

Both: [moaning]

Both: Mmm.

Both: Total dom.

Bottom of the [bleep] pile.

Boy got hips, don't he?

Break 'em, now!

Brian Newman.

Briefcase! There it is.

Business or women wise.

But can I just have you hold on for a second?

But can you get back to the announcer's booth?

But first, I just wanted to say one thing

But first, I'd like you to take Bill outside,

But I can't give you free food.

But I feel good! [laughter]

But I thank him every day,

But I think I may have found a whole lot more.

But I think I was blind to the fact

But I think it's time...

But I thought it would be a lot more fun

But I want the real thing... a partner,

But I will out of curiosity sake.

But I will tell you this little secret about myself.

But I'm gonna do all the talking

But I'm just having some serious marital problems

But I'm the dom, and you're the little sub,

But if it makes you feel better,

But if you wanna stand over there,

But instead of saying,

But it is a problem

But it's because I've been hurt before.

But it's cool, man. You know, I get to tell people

But knew that 69

But let me get some of that weed.

But listen to this... [clears throat]

But my intentions are pure. I want you to know that.

But my mom and stepdad, super excited

But not 12 times in a row.

But not everything is okay, all right?

But now that I know

But on a webseries.

But only if Third Eye Blind is here.

But really I'm just talking to my friends and horsing around.

But right now, we're gonna share.

But seriously, guys, nothing like a hot roof beer

But sometimes we've got to get real, just like you guys,

But that vibe she's throwing towards me.

But that's our favorite sandwich, so...

But the big thing is is that we are all going to be nude,

But these dip [bleep] had no idea

But they can't hear you because of the roar of the raging fire,

But this is for her happiness.

But this time in a nice way. You know?

But this... Come on.

But Tina and Megan pulled me through.

But we are done professionally, mate.

But we are gonna call in

But we just can't find the right guy for the job.

But we might need more bullets in case they run.

But we wanted a free trip, so...

But we're... we're going to the sperm doctor,

But what she wants is to be hotwifed.

But while I was eating those peaches,

But you are going to air, right?

But you gotta put that thing on.

But you guys definitely scheduled something very early.

But you ignored me the entire time

But you know what else I see, Bill?

But you know what it is?

But you know what?

But you saw it, and you're a genius,

But you... we don't have to act like this, Adam.

But you're as vanilla as they come.

But, Alice, your red carpet gown, it's gorgeous.

But, you know, you guys deal me something more powerful

Butter drop, bitch.

Butter my toast, will you?

Buttholes often.

By clean and jerking four gallons of lead based paint

By my porno if I don't have a slick butthole.

By saying what I'm about to say, but...

By these freaking murderous, villainous businessmen!

By this man's... Shut up.

Bye bye. Bye. Sorry about that.

Call him a dildo.

Call me a dildo.

Called "The Meat Mountain."

Calm down? Mother[bleep].

Came here to, you know, see the hair and the cars.

Can I get real for a sec?

Can somebody fix me?

Can we go to Pizza Hut with Cameron Diaz?

Can we stop doing that? Unless you ask me to do that.

Can we talk about my relationship with my stepsister?

Can we watch the basketball game for a little bit?

Can we, like, touch your hair or something?

Can you please knight me with a huge [bleep]?"

Captain Phillips.

Cared about impressing people that way.

Case I need to get out the driveway, go to the store.

Catchphrase!

Chair, this one, broken.

Check it out, guys.

Check this out. That's a new record.

Chicken Caesar salads, and Cherry Coke Zeroes?

Cigarette, my good man?

Clap back.

Clarity! I'm gonna see that [bleep]!

Colleen is gonna beat my ass

Come here.

Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Oh.

Come on, Adam. Get your head in the game.

Come on, get up.

Come on, hug it out.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, man, throw, like, the flare at the wolves.

Come on, we got to get to higher ground!

Come on!

Come on! Great call, Ders.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, you little prick.

Come on. No, Dad, wait, just hold on.

Comed.

Comedian you're gonna see this afternoon,

Congratulations.

Consider yourself dumped.

Continuously make it just cool enough.

Cool tie.

Cool, right?

Court... Courtnee.

Court... uh.

Courtnee has termidated Anders and Adam

Courtnee, Skyler's got a huge one.

Courtnee? Oh, well.

Cover your ugly, dumb face, 'cause my face,

Creamy clam chowder in their face.

Cut us free, Bill!

Daddy's gonna know.

Damn it. Are they okay?

Damn, she's got to be, like, 90.

Damn, you... changed, baby.

Damn!

Dang! Wait till you get a little of what I got.

Davis Neeves, "Diarrhea Period Pants."

Deadline for Whoopsie submission is 5:00.

Deal? Yes! Deal.

Ders, Ders, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ders, we're starting with the comedy, okay?

Did he just say my name?

Did he like you? Would he like me?

Did someone dull the paper cutter?

Did someone order Italian trio sammies,

Did you do this to spite me?

Did you get these lights for the Whoopsies?

Did you know He Hate Me?

Did you mention what?

Did you? I don't think so.

Ding ding ding!

Do I need to remind you guys

Do I? Do I kinda look like Carlton?

Do it!

Do it.

Do not be stupid, okay?

Do not eat the ribs, the queso, or the wings!

Do we have a deal?

Do we honestly have to keep doing this?

Do you even know what kindling is?

Do you guys wanna go to the bathroom?

Do you have children?

Do you have meaty thighs? How's your pain threshold?

Do you need some medicine or, like, a surgery or something?

Do you not want me to get discounts?

Do you think you are about to leave?

Do you think you're doing, blue car?

Do you?

Does that guy have a sandwich baggie full of his fingers?

Does that make you mad? Does that piss you off?

Does this look good?

Does your cell phone have service?

Does your cell phone have service?

Doesn't even drink. [laughs]

Doesn't have service, so what should we do?

Doesn't have service. Does your phone have service?

Doesn't stop off at The Wizarding World

Doing what you do and make some sales,

Don't be a sucker.

Don't be gauche.

Don't do that to me, okay? I want you to go to sleep.

Don't drink that.

Don't even think about it!

Don't fire us, please?

Don't kill anyone.

Don't laugh quite that hard.

Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't touch each other's face.

Don't touch that!

Don't you dare play me off!

Don't you ever lay a finger on my daughter again.

Don't you have that, um, thing really early in the morning

Don't you see that?

Don't you see?

Don't you think I would appreciate that?

Don't you think I would like a nice bike ride

Don't you, honey?

Don't! Turn around. Do not look where I'm hiding.

Done everything I wanted to do with my life.

Down and float, punch, left.

Down to my... pelvic and pubic area.

Dozen? Two dozen?

Drop it on 'em, A Bomb.

Dude, are you okay?

Dude, how amazing is this?

Dude, I eat a [bleep].

Dude, if you liked "Central Intelligence,"

Dude, it looks like someone CGI'd butthole hair back here.

Dude, just go "Waterworld,"

Dude, stop trying to dom him, dude, this is not the time.

Dude, that environmental film we watched

Dude, there's no booze anywhere on set.

Dude, this is the next, next, next, man.

Dude, we're supposed to be at work right now.

Dude, who cares?

Dude, you just rolled, like, 30 joints

Dude, your car is horn y... beep beep...

Duh.

Dumb ass!

Dumb environmental films.

Durruh... l l l l l...

DVD. VCR. Can't beat it.

Each and every day, you inspire me to be a better man.

Easy peasy.

Easy, is it...

Educational system at work.

Eh, eh, uh, uh!

Eight golds. Seven world records, guys.

Eighth eist.

Encourage him to pursue his dreams? That's...

End of story, okay?

Enjoy getting water critters climbing up your binghole, okay?

Enjoy.

Enjoying a couple of platters of Johnsonville brats

Envelope's kind of hard to open.

Errrooop! What are you

Even before I found out

Even better.

Even though I cut my toenails over the trash can.

Even though I was too far away to hear exactly what that was.

Even though we like to run around in the yard.

Ever since I was in the XFL,

Every month we select a brain damaged teen or adult

Everybody get the [bleep] up!

Everybody starts talking about you at the party, it's cool.

Everybody's so high. I'm supposed to be high.

Everything is about to change in three...

Everything's fine.

Evidently, stunts are exclusive to Adam.

Excellent.

Except that I'm choosing not to do that

Excuse me, I was... oh! Oh!

Excuse me. It's my show.

Excuse me. You guys haven't sold one whistle.

Exhale!

Explanation is true, what's with this guy here?

Eyebrows are a little bushy though.

Fart boxes all day.

Fashion trends or, like, totally be kept up with the Kardashians,

Faux Chella 'cause there's "fo" stages.

Faux Chella!

Feel it so hard now.

Feels like we have a really good episode.

Fine. Okay Predator shake?

First round of the loser weight fight.

First time for everything, right?

Five, six, seven, eight.

Flex for 'em, Goons. Get you some. Pop them titties.

Flex them like a... ah.

Float it... pose!

For "Bye Bye Birdie."

For an imminent earthquake tsunami here.

For being so mean to you at lunch.

For Bianca.

For certain things for certain people.

For choosing to follow their dreams.

For just shaving a butthole and staging a porno in our cubicle.

For matches to build a fire.

For my next feat, I shall husk this corn

For what, weekend warrior wannabes?

Forget something?

Fortunately for me, I've kind of already

Found mainly in Tahiti.

Four, four, a couple fours.

Frickin' psycho perverts,

Friends don't talk like this to each other.

From TAC LBC saying how I run a loose ship.

From this dude named Mailer Daemon,

Fu... yeah, I was just saying that.

Gary Ghostman, "Lipstick Envelope."

Gay y!

Gentlemen, please,

Gentlemen, this is Jim Raines.

Gentlemen, we've built a brand.

Gentlemen!

Get 'em, girl!

Get a real job!

Get in on that. That's real weed.

Get in there.

Get me a marker!

Get that knife, Bill.

Get the [bleep] up, yes!

Get the wallet out, doesn't it?

Get up.

Get wasted all the time!

Getting swallowed up by my cheeks.

Gil, your nipples are exposed. Get your...

Gimme the 'bow! Gimme the 'bow!

Give her a [bleep] hand!

Give me that.

Give us a couple seconds

Give yourselves a massive [bleep] round of applause.

Go rollerblading with Cameron Diaz?

Go, Anders! Go me!

Go, get ready, freestyle, boom, pose!

Go, go, everybody. Go, go, go.

God [bleep] damn it.

God damn it!

God damn it! Why are you such a bully?

God damn, Bill.

God damn, Bill.

God,

God, it feels good to be back on the deck,

Good acting. That was really good stuff.

Good for you, Adam, but, you know, I have followers.

Good job, Corey.

Good morning. Dope party, fellas.

Good, man, I've been shooting porno since junior high, bro.

Got a hidden camera in our cubicle.

Got all these orders, need to ship, like, now.

Gotta go wipe your butt or something?

Granddaddy's orientation anymore.

Great call. Uh oh.

Grinding Eric Nies styley, it's gonna Heather B. me.

Guys to stay true to yourselves inside and not snitch.

Guys, don't touch each other's face.

Guys, guys, guys.

Guys, I hate to admit it,

Guys, I have too much money, okay?

Guys, I really need to hear them.

Guys, I'd like to propose a toast, if you don't mind.

Guys, I'm sorry.

Guys, I've got salami wrapped combos.

Guys, welcome to "The Real World: Season One."

Guys! We got... pancakes.

Guys?

Guys?

Guys? What's going on here?

Ha ha ha ha, you're both losers!

Ha ha!

Hang on, hang on, hang on, okay?

Hanging everywhere and a little plaque with your name on it

Happen a...

Happen to be members of a progressive think tank

Happy with my current look.

Hard as Plymouth Rock without even touching you.

Has anybody got a pipe?

Hate to run out of pancake mix.

Have a one on one session with him.

Have been and always will be pure. Hi, I'm Adam.

Have I, uh, ever told you guys

Have you met this guy?

Having sex with your friend.

He dead.

He did.

He doesn't actually have any kind of brain problems,

He doesn't even have a brand! You know what?

He doesn't even have a brand...

He got to higher ground

He had done a ton of these cartoon voice over jobs

He has a brain injury from concussions.

He has, like, a lot of scripts already written.

He Hate Me loved me, but the point is,

He is obviously... a dying man, isn't he?

He is willing to work for three hats split one way.

He like a old ass Spider Man.

He said something about bullets,

He said the small one might be rabid.

He says he's definitely "coming"

He should go give screaming lessons to seven year olds.

He spent his whole life wanting to be

He was compensating for something.

He was old.

He was the first guest of honor here.

He wasn't

He'll be all right.

He'll never get that open.

He's a ham.

He's actually really, really heavy.

He's crazy.

He's gonna beat us up? I'm Blake's uncle

He's gonna bust, dude.

He's gonna butt[bleep] you and you.

He's gonna stick his fist down your throat!

He's not in the best of condition.

He's not, "not amazing." Right?

He's not, "not bad."

He's totally doing it.

He's totally doing it. He's doing it.

He's... he's fun.

Health bennies?

Hello and welcome to...

Hello o o!

Hello, sir. I'm gonna have to borrow your hat.

Hello?

Hello? Am I supposed to be doing something, going somewhere?

Hello? TelAmeriCorp.

Hello.

Help him to the toilet... That's funny.

Help me! Ahh!

Help! I'm stuck.

Here comes showtime.

Here we go.

Here, give me your other hand!

Here, here, type your info in my phone and we will

Here, kitty! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

Here, let me get...

Here, why don't you put on this?

Here. [groans]

Here's me at mine.

Here's what's gonna happen.

Here's what's gonna...

Hey boys, come on, Let's party this puppy off.

Hey y y!

Hey, 69 Man.

Hey, actually, um, there's a music festival

Hey, Adam, maybe... whoa.

Hey, Adam, wait.

Hey, are you over there on your phone pretending like you're on

Hey, Blake and Anders, it's Adam,

Hey, Blake, it's Anders.

Hey, bud. I understand that you're branding yourself

Hey, bud. Oh, yeah. Come on.

Hey, check me out, okay...

Hey, come here.

Hey, Courtnee. Skyler's got a huge one.

Hey, Dad. Um...

Hey, dude, can you text them something for me?

Hey, Fade fellas can I get a little Irish jig, please.

Hey, guys, I was writing baby names while taking a shit,

Hey, guys, just remember,

Hey, hey, guys? We are from Make A Wish!

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Do it!

Hey, hey! Let's just cut the chit chat...

Hey, honey!

Hey, how's it going? Let me sidle up next to you

Hey, I think I know what we could watch

Hey, I was just wondering, maybe you'd be more comfortable

Hey, I'm Anders, and I'm a telemarketing associate.

Hey, man, don't kill us.

Hey, man, I don't know if you guys would want to [bleep]

Hey, my name is Adam, the top sales dog,

Hey, no, don't worry about it.

Hey, old timer.

Hey, shut up real quick. Shut up.

Hey, sir, are you sure that your friend

Hey, thanks for having my back, guys.

Hey, these new trainees are straight up evil.

Hey, uh, you into this chick?

Hey, uh, you think your daughter's into us, or what?

Hey, what's going on? Turn the... cartoons off.

Hey, what's up, guys? I'm Skyler, aka "Sky."

Hey, what's up? I'm Adam.

Hey, what's up? I'm Adam.

Hey, whoa! Thank you.

Hey, you made it! What's up?

Hey!

Hey! Stop it! Stop it!

Hey! You can't say that [bleep], all right?

Hey! You gateway drug dealing scumbag!

Hey! You give us the price that you promised,

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Losers.

Hey. Ow. They spotted me.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Hey.. Ah

Hip pull, punch down, knees.

Hip, pull, punch down.

His brain is, like, scramby eggs up there.

Hit it, sir!

Hit me with a beast master.

Hit the music.

Hoist that bitch up!

Hola, welcome to the BermuDope HighAngle.

Hold him down! Hold him down!

Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.

Hold on, I wasn't finished.

Honey, this is my product. I am Smoke Cutter.

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

Hook you up with some... weed, but I mean...

Hope you find the guy.

Hot eats, cool treats. Come on!

Hot guy Skyler...

How about we say later to that, huh?

How about you don't talk in my backswing, huh?

How are we on this fine, uh,

How big was the ding dong?

How dare the two of you smoke the rest of my stash!

How hard I could actually get.

How is this even close to legal?

How long this takes, that is up to you.

How was the car ride? Did you see any animals?

How's this work?

Howdy, boys!

Howdy, I'm Blake, and you are probably thinking,

Howdy!

Hug your neighbor, huh?

Huh. Thank you, thank you.

Human contact.

Hunting humans just because they're not as smart as you.

Hup! Hup! Whoa, way to finish, Corey.

I ain't [bleep] with no tapeworms.

I ain't got no time for this bullshit.

I always wanted to do business with them.

I am here because if you would truly open your eyes,

I am here for you...

I am Kyle Newacheck.

I am the author.

I am! I am so ready.

I barely bite.

I bet you Bill pulls it out and eats it,

I call bull[bleep].

I can do anything.

I can get you 4 ounces...

I can get, what, 10K a pop for these puppies?

I can make plans.

I can read.

I can take it down to a one. It's gonna be prickly, though.

I can tell by this order right here.

I can't believe they shot my dick off!

I can't breathe. It's too funny.

I can't feel a thing down there.

I can't figure out the stupid computer system.

I can't go home now.

I can't hear you! [overlapping mumbling]

I can't ride a bike? Is that what this is?

I care about those eggs.

I care about what you think.

I care about you.

I choose Alice.

I choose happiness.

I choose kindness.

I choose positivity.

I choose to shut the office down permanently.

I choose!

I choose.

I choose.

I choose.

I choose. Who chooses?

I choose... Say it, now.

I considerate it an honor to have you guys as friends.

I could probably, like, hook you...

I couldn't even read her book.

I definitely want a penis, but I think I would want,

I did download this cool little, like applause app

I did not see that coming.

I did not see that coming.

I didn't even get to visit the ice cream truck.

I didn't get it at first, but now that I do,

I didn't know we were allowed to give gifts.

I didn't like that.

I didn't make it!

I didn't mean to do that.

I didn't... I didn't like that. I didn't like that either.

I do it for the money.

I do know smoke and I do know green.

I don't care about the brands, Adam, stop.

I don't care about your sales numbers.

I don't care what you people think,

I don't even know how they got stage time.

I don't give a [bleep] about Corporate.

I don't give a [bleep] about telemarketing.

I don't have to do a lot of things, okay?

I don't know what's inside!

I don't know what's real anymore.

I don't know why you're being sad.

I don't know, you're not in my life at all, really.

I don't know.

I don't like this song. I don't like you.

I don't really see it in myself all the time,

I don't think that's a good idea.

I don't understand. What'd he say?

I don't want any of that Smoke Cutter thing,

I don't want blabbermouth to hear.

I don't want to die, man.

I feel bad for people who haven't seen it.

I feel like I knew the whole time.

I feel like it might not be appropriate.

I feel pretty goddamned blessed to be here

I feel so free!

I felt that, when we were...

I forgive you, Muffin Top.

I forgot.

I found an ATV on the side of the house.

I get micromanaged at work.

I get no respect. That sucks. Where do you work?

I gonna sue your asses to kingdom come, mother[bleep]!

I got a couple creative ideas to run past you, all right?

I got a pocket full of rubbers, and my homeboys do too.

I got a sativa dominant hybrid.

I got a wife. I got kids.

I got it from the cabin.

I got some email from Isaac yesterday.

I got you, man. I'm basically like a human can

I guess I want what any other red blooded,

I guess if I had, like, a billion dollars,

I guess the gift I'll give you will be the child I put in you,

I guess the main office pranksters

I guess this is goodbye.

I had, like, four... Don't open that door!

I hate this. This thing is really stupid.

I hate you, Adam DeMamp.

I hate you!

I hate you! Hey, uh, give me that beer.

I have a feeling that these Whoopsies

I have a hammertoe.

I have a leech still on my dick.

I have always considered myself a Slim Shady.

I have diabetic neuropathy in my feet.

I have no idea.

I have so many scripts.

I have to free those turtle eggs.

I haven't touched the stuff in years,

I hear you loud and clear.

I heard you no the phone saying "the little one is the target."

I hope you're not talking to me. I know.

I hope you're ready to get hard.

I I I'm really sorry to hear about that.

I just bought this sick jacket and...

I just started your [bleep] fear on fire, Bill.

I just think it's kind of weird that

I just told you what you needed to hear.

I just want to thank and dedicate this award

I just wanted to dance, damn it.

I just wanted to say... psych!

I just... wanted to...

I kinda did! I was, like, waiting for you to catch it.

I know exactly what you mean.

I know I keep my guard up,

I know I was only gone for a short period of time,

I know my little girl. Yeah, you do.

I know that! I know there's no gas.

I know this may sound crazy, but I can really see us work...

I know, baby, go on.

I know. It's crazy, right?

I like 'em, but will they?

I like shiny things.

I like the sound of that.

I liked her suit, though.

I look like a Mortal Kombat character.

I look like I'm working very hard,

I love animals, hanging out with my family,

I love surprises!

I love you guys... real talk, I'm telling you right now.

I love you.

I mean, come on! It's just hair, man.

I mean, freakin' motormouth, but he had a point.

I mean, he is a little cuckoo, but, you know.

I mean, I don't have a lot of job skills.

I mean, the hits just keep coming.

I mean, there's nothing like watching videos

I mean, this is on us.

I mean, we have been stuck here for years.

I mean, we were just talking about how fantastic

I mean, we've got Bill hiring all these old fogies.

I mean, you guys are like the super old wise dogs

I mean, you guys couldn't even air this episode

I mean..

I mean... and I don't want to get into it,

I mean... Why don't you... make me?

I might want a dick.

I miss us.

I need a little help shaving my butthole.

I need you to head to TAC Long Beach

I never claimed to know karate ever.

I never got to be Deadpool for Halloween.

I never liked you. I liked you the least.

I ordered it special from OfficeMax,

I physically cannot, 'cause your dick does not work!

I pretended to like Adam

I promise you, we're not, okay?

I put $30 down on the tux rental... nonrefundable.

I put it at a two.

I really love you

I said, "Why don't you take a business class?

I saved the corn dog.

I saw him write it.

I saw the plaque with Adam's name on it

I say that we wrestle with our legs, Indian style.

I say we put an end to this thing for good.

I say we use my face and also my dick.

I see fear.

I see untapped potential.

I sell, like, vibes, and right now

I should be the CEO of a Lady Foot Locker by now.

I should fire you guys.

I shouldn't be telling you this, but...

I snore a lot, and then this kind of just...

I still smell, though...

I stole that from a teenager's Instagram account.

I swallowed... I swallowed a lot of it.

I take care of sick puppies all day,

I take it in the butt. Wop, wop, wop, wop.

I thank all of you for your time.

I think Asher Roth is tight butthole.

I think I can get you one hat.

I think I'm about to

I think I'm falling for you!

I think I'm going into shock.

I think I'm just gonna call it quits

I think it's a ton of bull[bleep].

I think it's actually kind of bull[bleep].

I think it's actually kinda bull[bleep],

I think it's their, like, French manager or something.

I think it's time we quit the show.

I think maybe we got to roll it.

I think the most important thing is that we just

I think there might be someone

I think we got another roommate, huh?

I think we're moving a little too quickly.

I think you do have something medically wrong with your brain.

I think you guys should actually come out during Thanksgiving.

I think you look cool. Johnny Cage cool.

I think you run one hell of a tight ship, Captain.

I think you should bounce.

I think your little turtle

I thought I asked for prosciutto.

I thought I was DJing at a sports bar called Bar Mitt Fuzz.

I thought maybe it would be fun if we all...

I thought our regular guy Devin was coming in.

I thought there was something special about you

I thought there's no way

I thought you said you were from Make A Wish.

I took a shower and I also ate some peaches.

I took swing dance lessons in church in high school,

I understand.

I walk it every day. I took it out the other day

I want to impregnate you.

I want to marry... her.

I want to tell you about something called

I want to wear one on mine.

I want you guys to share it.

I was insecure,

I was just pulling a Blake.

I was just trying to kill myself.

I was like, ah, I bet Skyler's gonna catch it.

I was looking at you the whole time,

I was thinking more like...

I was, like, "Nobody has sex that loud."

I went over the falls on a set wave into the reef

I will not hit the music.

I work at Budget. The other day I promised

I would be honored to work for you.

I would like Bill

I would love to get in that "foxhole."

I would love... that's, like... honestly, that's my dream,

I would never have hooked up with any of you,

I wouldn't expect you to understand.

I wouldn't mind eating her [bleep].

I, like, never have a thing. I'm actually kinda bummed

I... I'm a vegan, except for bacon, of course.

I'd be so good at sucking... what's up?

I'd been playing pocket pool on the ride over.

I'd like to toss you overboard

I'd love to get to it now. That'd be awesome.

I'll always love you.

I'll be taking that. Thank you.

I'll break it.

I'll kick your dickhead off, you idiot.

I'll spread the word. By the way, it's Friday, so.

I'll take two, brav.

I'll throw in some of the sticky icky, huh?

I'm 24, and I'm a personal trainer.

I'm a [bleep] person.

I'm a cat, I'm a cat, I'm a Mary Poppins.

I'm a human being! I'm not a goddamn action figure!

I'm a virgin.

I'm Adam, and I'm really into, uh...

I'm also ready.

I'm better at drinking and then we hashtag it "Bango"

I'm Blake.

I'm calling my uncle.

I'm Courtnee.

I'm doing it!

I'm done motivating, okay, Bill?

I'm flying in with...

I'm freeing us!

I'm going back.

I'm going to kill the fat, ugly one.

I'm going to ride the ultimate bike...

I'm gonna [bleep]! Yeah!

I'm gonna ask you a question.

I'm gonna bare my soul on stage and... and Riverdance.

I'm gonna be like... [stammering] Like...

I'm gonna be your co motivator. I'm gonna get The Clarity.

I'm gonna do it too! Break a leg!

I'm gonna email Mailer Daemon with it.

I'm gonna get more bullets in the garage.

I'm gonna pick Skyler.

I'm gonna take these boys for a ride

I'm gonna take you down! [bleep] you!

I'm gonna tell Corporate...

I'm gonna try to have sex with my stepsister!

I'm in, like, a way better place emotionally.

I'm just going to ask. Who do you want to bang?

I'm just sticking with water and a lemon wedge.

I'm just the transportation.

I'm just waiting for my friend.

I'm just waiting for my friend.

I'm kidding. Definitely do that again.

I'm kinda sketched out, guys.

I'm like a big, gay fairy.

I'm like, "Damn, Sky guy!

I'm like, a serious dad with my church shoes on.

I'm looking for a nice, normal, super hot guy

I'm losing my mind.

I'm Mykyl with two Ys.

I'm not an old... okay, I'm not old, though.

I'm not religious.

I'm not saying I do. I'm saying you don't.

I'm on a cleanse this week, so...

I'm only doing this because I'm good at it, okay?

I'm playing in front of six people.

I'm playing the tape.

I'm saying you're fired, 'cause you're too old, okay?

I'm seeing demons.

I'm sitting 'cause I want to,

I'm so proud of you. Bango is flying off the shelves.

I'm so... I don't even know.

I'm sorry I'm tagging along,

I'm sorry that I'm screaming.

I'm sorry too, Dad.

I'm sorry you had to deal with that,

I'm sorry, Dad.

I'm sorry, did you just say you were in the XFL?

I'm sorry, I'm a paying customer.

I'm sure the call was about that, right?

I'm talking to my friends, okay?

I'm teaching a yoga class, Anders.

I'm Ted Murphy, inventor of Smoke Cutter.

I'm telling you guys, something isn't right!

I'm termidating you.

I'm the author of my life.

I'm the author of my own life.

I'm the daddy. I'm the baby!

I'm the dom here. Don't forget it.

I'm the dom!

I'm the silverback daddy now.

I'm trying it on anyway.

I'm trying to help you, Bill.

I'm white, but sensitively, I am racially colorblind.

I'm, uh... I guess you could say I'm more of a...

I'ma live forever.

I've been in constant pain...

I've been wanting you for so long.

I've ever had.

I've got to tell you that everyone in this office

I've planned something really fun with a special guest.

If anything, I'm gonna shave my butthole,

If I don't bring this Chinese food home tonight.

If I shit in a tin cup, you should be able to sell it.

If I told you half the stuff coming out of his bedroom.

If it isn't "the virgin."

If it's okay with you guys,

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If there's all these sick people there.

If we brought in the inventor of the product himself,

If we don't fight back, there's no way he's surviving this game.

If we don't get contain this fire,

If we have to.

If you buy a whistle, I'll...

If you can't dom that sub, then what kind of dom are you?

If you even know what kindling is.

If you guys are done grab assing,

If you guys don't mind, yeah, we'll let you take the lead

If you guys want to get it in.

If you take that wig off, I will, I swear to God.

Imagine you're a raccoon! Pose!

In a very significant way.

In case you haven't noticed,

In da world.

In fact, it makes their vaginas just swell shut.

In fact, we're down for a clap back.

In front of those three girls we just met and decided to throw

In lane eight, Pat Heffernan.

In lane seven,

In my mou outh.

In pranks is all, so, you know.

In TAC history last month.

In Teahupo, Western Tahiti.

In that relationship is.

In the meantime, why don't you go wash my van or something?

In the mood that she's in all the time.

In the sense of the saying.

In what universe do I not pick Skyler?

In which case, can I do that with you guys?

In your pamphlet there, okay?

In, like, what ten minutes?

Inhale, pipe from the left... We got a shotgun situation.

Instead of Coachella, it should be called

Instead of paying my medical bills.

Instead of, um...

Intelligence.

Internet's a weird place, man.

Into fireballs.

Into these stupid whistles, so we have to sell them,

Invent something."

Is annihilating trim.

Is because my old roommates moved out,

Is because those hunter guys think you have brain damage!

Is Blake, I am sorry for not letting you do

Is he gonna stop talking any time soon?

Is it "Field of Dreams"?

Is it "Three Ninjas"?

Is it cool if I, like, call some people over?

Is it cool if we get in on that or...

Is it me? It's me, isn't it?

Is it racist if it's hot? That's the question.

Is just "Drunk History" this thing.

Is poking its head out of its shell.

Is push these damn whistles.

Is that a no? Psych.

Is that what... you don't even have a brand, Ders.

Is that when we face our problems,

Is that your actual age?

Is that your bathroom? I gotta tinkle.

Is this episode still going to air?

Is to keep doing the same thing over and over again.

Is wipe properly because I have a guy for that now.

Is, we really li ike you.

Isaac Lubetkin, Adam's manager.

Isaac, let's do action figures, right?

Isn't it time for us to move on?

It all begins now on...

It cost a billion dollars. How rich are you?

It doesn't make me feel better, Bill!

It goes like this.. Comes in, rolls in.

It happens to the best of us.

It helps you unplug and unwind, yeah.

It is a guy's trip, huh, after all.

It is pretty bad. Yep.

It is the absolute best.

It is the next next. It's next next next next.

It is... actually a really good episode. Hello?

It looks disgusting, so I'm gonna do my own thing.

It looks like a kid's birthday party.

It looks like you're popping a boner!

It makes sense that she would want to schtupp another man.

It started off purely physical, but then it got emotional,

It tickles! Don't don't don't don't ahh!

It was a solid west swell, at least triple overhead.

It was actually my mom's.

It was awesome. I thought I saw a raccoon.

It was still pretty awesome

It worked! The wolves, they're running away!

It'll turn your puke...

It's 500 years!

It's a bar mitt and there's fuzz in it.

It's a coffee pot. Is that not coffee in there?

It's a family thing.

It's a garbage cup.

It's a little tricky.

It's a loss. [laughter]

It's a prison I built.

It's a sex move that I made up when you guys were watching

It's a swing dance move. My mom loved it.

It's a weave.

It's about the fact that we don't get to watch "Paw Patrol"

It's actually really cold.

It's all broked.

It's all fake. It's all fake! Nothing's real!

It's all those things.

It's dead fingernails or something like fingernails...

It's definitely broken.

It's easier if I have your keys.

It's enough. I don't care.

It's for my sleep apnea.

It's full of holes and sinking fast.

It's game seven today.

It's gonna be a really special film,

It's gonna be like a dumb metaphorical thing?

It's got Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

It's Hannon, right? Is she parking?

It's important to be very accurate.

It's in his back pocket on a napkin.

It's joke time.

It's joke time.

It's just a paycheck.

It's just hair, man. It doesn't...

It's just part of living that tight butthole life.

It's just we have a pretty intense technical rehearsal

It's just what it is.

It's like a warm blanket over me.

It's like I just need to be, like, a team player,

It's like soup.

It's like that, huh? Huh?

It's like you don't like...

It's like, where are they going?

It's Mailer Daemon.

It's my new "siggy." Adam Murphy.

It's my side hustle.

It's my thing.

It's no big deal. We got it covered. Boring stuff.

It's not me. It's just hair.

It's nothing a little weed won't fix, right?

It's okay, little kitty.

It's our response to Coachella.

It's part of having an assistant!

It's probably too savage for you guys.

It's pronounced "cuckolding"

It's right this way. Oh, my God!

It's sad, he's... he's... he shoots blanks.

It's that you're the hair guy.

It's the honeymoon suite, okay?

It's the second most fantastic thing you've created, hmm?

It's the Triad, isn't it?

It's this little Italian bistro.

It's too hot out here. It's too hot for this.

It's true, Blake's a total man whore.

It's what should be front and center, okay?

It's your fault, okay? You were supposed to take me

It's, like, 32 whistles. I just...

It's, like... it's, like, my main side hustle.

Jane! We're leaving.

Jane?

Janet yelled at me in front of everyone.

Jerry, what's poppin'?

Jerry.

Jimmy is an amazing choreographer.

Jimmy Sparx! [giggles]

Jimmy, why don't you stay here

Just a little something in there

Just a minute, I'll be right back.

Just a water and a lemon wedge.

Just be willing to try any angle.

Just because he didn't do what he loves?

Just dab'll do me. No, 12 pounds is great.

Just doing what you asked, pal.

Just don't even think about it, all right?

Just get off of me! Yes, I did, I changed my mind.

Just go ahead and do it.

Just hold on the pants really tight.

Just like you ordered.

Just listen to the intelligent people, for once!

Just look around the room.

Just maybe, you guys would think was cool.

Just one of the many, really.

Just only triple.

Just pinched right into the bowl of TAC.

Just real quick.

Just see if you can't get to his raw truth.

Just to have fun with.

Just to take a dookie, right.

Just went swimming. Not a big deal.

Just wishing there was something you could have done

Just, you know, the pranks we do are a little more chill.

Jyyyeah.

Karl is the reason that we are pushing so many whistles.

Karl, could you figure something out, please, quickly?

Karl, get in your van and go before I make you.

Karl, I never took you for a guy that...

Kicking it poolside.

Kid stuff, right?

Kim sucks.

Kind of racist Indian headdresses

Know that exactly, but they just posted

Kurt wanted to amp up your look.

Kurt, I got great news, okay? Contract is signed.

Ladies and gentlemen, the big boss,

Lane eight. Ha ha.

Later, skaters! These guys are actual skateboarders.

Laugh harder. Laugh harder.

Laugh.

Leaving these people in this horrible place.

Leila shat in the water.

Let me have your car keys,

Let me hear my dogs!

Let me just get one egg roll for the road.

Let the water end it all.

Let's all start at 20 so it seems like

Let's do this for Alice, for Ted, for America.

Let's get on it! Let's get out of here!

Let's give it up for the one and only

Let's go ahead and watch her clip one more time.

Let's go to your office and work out the details.

Let's go, come on.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's have a 20 second powwow over here, okay?

Let's hear it!

Let's hear it.

Let's just lower the price

Let's just say that one night you're out

Let's play golf.

Let's pop this window, man.

Let's see the wingspan here.

Let's see... three taps, and go!

Let's sell some Smoke Cutters, all right?

Let's you and I,

Life's too short to not do what you love.

Lift her up where she belongs!

Like a rhino's horn, which is also hair, I think...

Like Destiny's Child! Skyler, please.

Like I said, I don't know.

Like we care. And we don't!

Like, "What's going on here?"

Like, 12 pounds or whatever...

Like, 15 minutes into it.

Like, both parts, you know?

Like, but on your head, like a horn,

Like, everybody dresses up like clowns

Like, my face... I don't want to show my face,

Like, not to be weird.

Like, right before ten, right after eight.

Like, sexy young thangs wearing, like,

Like, the only thing I take seriously

Like, they gotta see this.

Like, would that be cool with you?

Like, you do all this crazy stuff.

Listen, guys, a bit of bad news.

Listen, I can't talk right now,

Listen.

Look at how [bleep] pissed you are!

Look at the schvunker in his shorts.

Look at those stairs.

Look at us. We're pushing 30.

Look behind you, you morons!

Look it's not me, okay? I love it.

Look out. Hold up.

Look,

Look, Dad, we're totally handling this.

Look, Diaz,

Look, he's a little testy

Look, I don't want to offend you or diss you

Look, I know you guys are upset

Look, I want to give you something.

Look, the reason we're even on this trip

Look, this was Alice's grandmother's ring,

Look, you can't fire me...

Looks like the Carlton got electrocuted.

Looks like the script is flipped.

Looks like you're done for the night.

Looks pretty tight butthole, right?

Lot of people that think you're pretty dope.

Lots of money.

Love my dogs. I got a dog. I got a Doberman Pinscher.

Love.

Mailer daemon. It means that

Make 'em go away.

Make A Wish of Ours.

Make it bigger. Way bigger.

Make sure he's on time,

Man milk.

Man, you look good, dude.

Marketing director, Bango Energy Drinks.

Massive. Like five inches.

May we inspect the goods?

Maybe enough for one hit each, tops.

Maybe too hard.

Maybe you should calm down

Mayim Bialik, everyone. Enjoy.

Me and Colleen, we in a bad place.

Me and the boys went out last night.

Me? Him? This one?

Mean anything. It's not who I am, all right?

Mem... memoriam dum,

Might have to take multiple trips.

Mm hmm, I mean, this place could be like... like Coachella.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Free sample!

Mm mmm. Mm mmm. Please don't do that.

Mm, except for earthquake tsunamis aren't real.

Mm, good point.

Mm, you know what? Funny you should mention that,

Mm. That's foolish.

Mmm, look like a three toed box turtle egg...

Mmm. Hey, stop, come on, man.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Montez, Bill, pick up the phone.

Montez, please.

Morning, Blake, they need you in hair and makeup

Morning, legends. You're just in time.

Murdering my wife but not actually doing it.

Música, Jose.

Muzzle... although that's a good idea, muzzle on your dick.

My apologies, that was an accident.

My brother's gay.

My cell phone doesn't have service.

My computer's on fire?

My dad is the nicest guy in the world.

My dealer says SoCal's drying out,

My eyes! I can't see!

My friends are coming!

My heart is about to pop!

My L3 is shattered.

My life has been a constant torment...

My man's dry cleaning.

My midsection. Yeah.

My mind is a tormented battlefield.

My momma used to say you can tell a lot about a guy

My mother[bleep] Rancho Cucamonga dogs!

My name is Blake,

My name is Courtnee, and I'm studying to become

My name is Jerry.

My name's Luke Fox, and my associate Mr. Barnes and I

My roommate gives tap dancing lessons to seven year old

My wife has this cuckolding fantasy.

My... my mom drank.

My... what the hell?

Mykyl, please do the honors.

Nah, I don't look like Carlton, so...

National record held by the Chas Morton, of course.

Nearest bathroom is right upstairs.

Nein.

Nein.

Never heard of a boot and rally?

Never really knew his real name,

Never stop [bleep] me... e! Oh!

New Employees Bagel Bash.

New school and newer school working together...

Next weekend's orgy is going to be insane.

Nice

Nice catch.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nicely done.

Nine hundred thousand?

Nine thousand?

No cameras, please. No cameras.

No cameras! Stop! Stop!

No cell service. But you get used to it.

No matter how much you brand, no matter how much you work,

No one chooses this.

No problem, Bill. Cubicle brothers for life.

No snitching. No snitching.

No wonder this office sucks.

No, [bleep].

No, Adam. It's not even a contest.

No, but I have an eel that needs to be fed.

No, but our pants are because we lied.

No, but what about being the author of your life?

No, but y you said in your book

No, Dad, no, we don't, okay?

No, dude, they invited us to rub our elbows.

No, I actually... I cancelled my thing

No, I didn't.

No, I I I don't think we need

No, I know that you're mad, and I get why.

No, I said, "It hurts."

No, I thought you got 'em.

No, I want the one with the hot tub.

No, I want... I will take the remote first...

No, I'm not gonna go yet, okay?

No, no fighting.

No, no, actual wolves.

No, no, dude, they hunt the weak.

No, no, no, buddy. Hop on.

No, no, no, no, 'cause I'm sick of being used, all right?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no. Why don't you...

No, no, no, no, this is just us.

No, no! I'm sorry my dick's not small!

No, no! That's my thing, guys!

No, not really! I'm yanking your chain.

No, okay? This is getting out of control.

No, on his face.

No, only one person can do it. Wait, jump... that's my thing!

No, thank you, okay?

No, that's cool to me.

No, wait! Stop.

No, we totally got it.

No, we're just having a, uh,

No, you are so much more than a saleswoman.

No, you give me the Crunch Berries,

No, you... you can't! That's my thing!

No!

No!

No! [bleep] you!

No.

No. Adam's our friend.

No. Come on, come on!

No. I'm going downstairs. I'm gonna snoop around.

No. No!

No. No!

No. That's not how I'm knocking you on your ass.

No... oh, don't bring my mother...

Nobody knows the drop off is today.

Nobody was buying them, okay, and we just wanted to help,

None of that bodysuit bullshit. Not even jammers.

None of you are winning

Nope, okay.

Nope.

Norwegian American wants,

Not 'cause she told me.

Not actually killer business dudes.

Not allowed to be here?

Not as sorry as I am. I mean, it's a true story.

Not here for me, probably.

Not like we gotta wipe his butt or anything.

Not necessarily the Maniax. They were cool.

Not really. He didn't really knock him on his ass.

Not what I meant. Um...

Nothing is random. This is all part of their plan!

Now Blake's stuck in the vending machine.

Now it chills for a second... aftershock, aftershock...

Now that that's gone, whom is your party gawd now?

Now that we are semi cleaned up...

Now there is no page seven, so you can't change.

Now we're cooking with gas!

Now who's next?

Now who's the idiot!

Now, get the hell out of here.

Now, I could read off of some

Now, I want to take you to the next level, okay?

Now, Newacheck, where are we supposed to meet this guy?

Now, there were enough chairs,

Now, this is the secret to everything.

Now, this... This is what happens

Now, who here has smoked pot before?

Now...

Number one rule, no snitching, not to Alice, nobody.

Obviously not even the dumbest guy in our group.

Obviously, we know who the submissive one

Of "Termidate"...

Of course I did! How could I forget?

Of course you are, buddy!

Of course. But, hey,

Of great curiosity.

Of Harry Potter, get a butterbeer.

Of Mountain Dew Kickstart with hair.

Of our group since the startening of our friendship.

Of whistles.

Of your coworkers eating [bleep] and getting hurt.

Off our own butts or something.

Office supply packaging issue with the guy.

Oh ho ho ho!

Oh la, la la la!

Oh oh, gosh! Do not do that again, please.

Oh yeah, oh, yeah. That festival.

Oh you got me right in the buttocks.

Oh, [bleep], he got to feed his eel, Bill.

Oh, [bleep]!

Oh, [bleep].

Oh, and did I mention?

Oh, and now the main event.

Oh, and one more for Michael with two Ys,

Oh, and we are also guilty, okay?

Oh, best of all, the underboob.

Oh, Bill, your briefcase.

Oh, Bill! Goddamn!

Oh, Bill?

Oh, Bill's feeling it.

Oh, Colleen.

Oh, come on, give her a hug!

Oh, come on, man. We're on to you.

Oh, come on. The gig is up.

Oh, Dad, no.

Oh, dang! My man has been in there

Oh, did I? Why don't you bully this?

Oh, do you smell that? It's the buffet.

Oh, dude, I'm about to make this man jizz.

Oh, dude, this dude's a freak.

Oh, dude, what'd the guy do in the environmental flick?

Oh, dude, you're so...

Oh, fine, fine! Take it!

Oh, God.

Oh, good girl. Shake that dick, boy!

Oh, great, perfect. She's on the crapper.

Oh, guys, let her down.

Oh, hey, Bill, um, remember,

Oh, hey, check it out.

Oh, hey. Chow ders is almost...

Oh, I [bleep] love this family.

Oh, I feel so sorry for the fools

Oh, I landed on my nut.

Oh, I like these three right there with the twos.

Oh, I love that show!

Oh, I should have told you,

Oh, I think he popped a butt cheek.

Oh, I think the queso's gone bad.

Oh, I'm getting cleansed!

Oh, I'm here to watch, man.

Oh, I'm sorry, should I be more like,

Oh, I've never seen that word before.

Oh, is there not coffee?

Oh, it's too good of a prank. I can't breathe.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, Jesus, dude. That is super hot.

Oh, look what I'm wearing, crazy...

Oh, look, you're back for more?

Oh, man, that was stupid.

Oh, man, you're gonna talk to me?

Oh, my God, Ders!

Oh, my God, dude! The XFL is legendary, man!

Oh, my God, he's...

Oh, my God, is that a nose? Why is it breathing?

Oh, my God, that's why they chose me!

Oh, my God, you're such a dickhead!

Oh, my God! Dude! I'm doing it!

Oh, my God! She's just

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Cool. That's the best way to get rich.

Oh, my God. Cut this [bleep]!

Oh, my God. I can't breathe.

Oh, my God. I'm hyperventilating.

Oh, my God. I'm right... I'm back here now, okay?

Oh, my God. It's years.

Oh, my God. Let's go.

Oh, my God. Not again.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you guys.

Oh, my God. Oh!

Oh, my God. That was a lot.

Oh, my God. That was nasty.

Oh, my God. Uncle Mike are you okay?

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my gosh! I think...

Oh, my, I'm a [bleep] motivator.

Oh, never stop! Oh!

Oh, nice grip. Big hands.

Oh, no, Adam, that's not how a bar mitzvah works.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Devin got pink eyes.

Oh, no. Suddenly, you got a scary uncle?

Oh, nothing will break this focus.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! What are you doing?

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh! Cut it! cut it!

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh. Now he's a blood mess.

Oh, okay, take it easy.

Oh, okay. You want me to wear this thing.

Oh, ooh, uh, ah.

Oh, really?

Oh, shit.

Oh, so you are talking to somebody.

Oh, sorry, dude. Sir.

Oh, that really...

Oh, that's my cell phone. I gotta take this.

Oh, that's not cool.

Oh, that's the big nail.

Oh, this next song goes out to Blake Henderson.

Oh, tight butthole! Dude, that's awesome.

Oh, uh... shh.

Oh, wait a second.

Oh, we got a flat tire on the way... or, like, we slept in.

Oh, we truly are the main office pranksters, aren't we?

Oh, welcome to our...

Oh, well, thank you, Fireman Ted.

Oh, well, well.

Oh, what?

Oh, yeah, I did.

Oh, yeah, no.

Oh, yeah, one other thing.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Oh, yeah, the... the Whoopsies.

Oh, yeah, you like that? [bleep] you.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. We've been facebookin'.

Oh, yes!

Oh, you don't like this?

Oh, you so strong.

Oh, you wanna push off?

Oh, you want me to cover my head? Why?

Oh, you... you're fully engorged!

Oh, you're gonna talk to me? Goons, laugh. Laugh harder.

Oh, you're the best!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [laughing] Weed!

Oh! I'm doing it!

Oh! Let's get that Meat Mountain.

Oh! Oh, God, Bill!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Put me out!

Oh! Okay, look.

Oh! Okay! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Oh! Ow!

Oh! You're the [bleep] man!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. No, no. You know what it is?

Oh... Skyler!

Ohh, 69 Man, you 69 last night?

Ohh, you forgot the staples.

Ohh!

Ohh. [sighs] What...

Ohh. He...

Ohh...

Okay Raggedy Andy. Let's see what you got.

Okay, all right, whatever, A dumb.

Okay, Anders, it's been really nice to meet you,

Okay, before I pick Skyler... I mean... make my final decision...

Okay, Bill.

Okay, Billy Boy, you got this.

Okay, but, you know, before you leave,

Okay, bye, former friends. Enjoy your environmental films.

Okay, closest exit is through the kitchen.

Okay, cut the shit, Anders.

Okay, does anyone know who he's talking about?

Okay, err, well, let me tell you the story.

Okay, everyone, listen up, please, listen up!

Okay, Goons, turkey bacon shake?

Okay, great. Wow.

Okay, guys, I know you have been getting

Okay, guys. We are going to start off

Okay, he's, like, almost split open his head 100 times.

Okay, here they come.

Okay, I have a better idea.

Okay, I think that was slightly harsh

Okay, I think, yeah, you can stick around,

Okay, I'll hide first. Losers!

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and reach up there

Okay, I'm sorry, we're doing this?

Okay, let's get you a room.

Okay, let's just get to blazing

Okay, listen up!

Okay, listen, we gonna prank 'em back.

Okay, look,

Okay, look, Anders, um...

Okay, look, I'm sorry, but I need you guys

Okay, look, these Bango guys, they got us all twisted up,

Okay, look, this seems like it's gonna take

Okay, look... this is our friend, Karl.

Okay, mine's gonna start in a second.

Okay, my turn.

Okay, next we are going to share PCOs,

Okay, no, I don't want to marry you,

Okay, no, that's insane.

Okay, no. All right, you need to see this.

Okay, no... no, hold on, buddy!

Okay, now I'm looking at the top of page three:

Okay, now is not the time, Anders.

Okay, okay, so even if this way more plausible

Okay, one, two... [groans]

Okay, she says a lot of F words.

Okay, should we just go? Should be like,

Okay, shut up real quick because I have an idea.

Okay, shut up. Shut up.

Okay, shutting up.

Okay, so if my friend Adam here pointed to you,

Okay, so listen up, all right?

Okay, so now what? Now what?

Okay, so you guys, what,

Okay, thank you, Bill.

Okay, that is 15.

Okay, that's a religious thing.

Okay, that's my... that's the back of my nuts.

Okay, the name of the game is musical chairs.

Okay, think about it.

Okay, this stuff? This stuff, I was like,

Okay, time me. Time me! Time me! Time me!

Okay, uh, everybody, we're about to do something very cool.

Okay, wait, you've completely changed the question

Okay, wait.

Okay, we've sold 100 whistles. There's only 50 left.

Okay, well, first off, it's 2017, so...

Okay, well, I obviously don't want to watch,

Okay, well, I'm gonna loop around

Okay, well, I'm gonna say it's a misunderstanding

Okay, well, welcome to Faux Chella.

Okay, what do we got here? We got some Green Crack...

Okay, what the hell is that noise?

Okay, what's on your mind, my cubicle brother?

Okay, when I say, "laugh," you say, "ter."

Okay, where are they?

Okay, who? Who?

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, no.

Okay, wow. Okay, you're in charge.

Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being.

Okay, yes, I like that.

Okay, yo, whoa! What the hell is that?

Okay, you know what, Adam?

Okay, you know what?

Okay, you know what? Stop "effing" around

Okay, you want to see it?

Okay, you're embarrassing yourself, Bill.

Okay? At a time when being a man isn't the cool thing...

Okay? Come on, let's go.

Okay? Do you feel me? So just go to sleep.

Okay? If anybody's going to be

Okay? Let's get physical.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [sighs]

Okay. Open up your eyes.

Okay. So you think this is your jungle

Okay...

Okay... Shh...

Okey dokey, Captain, not a problem.

On Adam's contract, and honestly,

On all social media, okay? ♪Bango, baby!

On my massager.

On the clap back.

On the count of three, we blaze the little bit of nug we have.

On the ground, and then he gave it to me for free,

On the way home. I still have it on my phone.

On this roof drinking this very,

One of your hos?

One, two...

Only Blake gets to wear stupid stuff like that.

Only deal is, he's gotta be in Slim Jim.

Ooh hoo hoo.

Ooh, I see a pretty lady.

Ooh, you like that? You like that?

Ooh.

Ooh. Okay, yeah,

Ooh. Yeah!

Or "Baggins" Murphy?

Or at least pretty high up there, DeMamp,

Or blur it out or whatever.

Or even repeat, because I am what this is, for real.

Or funny man Blake.

Or I gotta find a hubby and shoot a pup out my hoo hoo.

Or I'm gonna make you swallow this [bleep] golf ball...

Or pretend. Let's make some cash.

Or should I say... tight butthole?

Or smoke punk?

Or something cooler than that.

Or the cotton candy.

Or we will blow her brains all over the floor.

Or were you... ooh, Maniax.

Or you could stay here at TAC

Or, like, post apocalyptic.

Our number one rule.

Our offer is nein.

Our pack always needed.

Over the weekend, and it was gorgeous.

Ow, wait...

Ow, why are you doing that?

Ow! Oh, that one freakin' hurt.

Ow! Sir! Ow! Ow!

Ow! You son of a gun!

Ow. Don't you do it! Ow!

Paper cut, roof of mouth.

Pardon me.

Pffft pfffttt pffffft...

Pileup on the floor 05.

Please get up and leave. You're fired. I'm sorry.

Please let us know if we can assist you, Your Highness.

Please stop.

Please welcome...

Please, fool.

Plenty more where those came from.

Polynesian greens,

Pop attack. One, pop, and one.

Pop them titties. Pop them titty muscles.

Pose! [hip hop music playing]

Pow! [chuckles]

Prank's over.

Pretty cool.

Pretty decent.

Pretty sick, right?

Probably blow their heads clean off.

Probably gonna put her through some physical...

Probably right. Very retarded of me.

Probably we all do.

Pull, when they drive through, we knock them off the ATVs.

Put it down on it!

Put it down!

Put me on his shell and rode me into shore.

Put me out! Put me out!

Put on the hat. I'm not gonna [bleep] pay you.

QT time.

QT time.

QT.

Quite frankly, I think you should go to sleep.

Ready? Go!

Relax, they didn't know what I was talking about.

Remember how I almost killed myself?

Remember that tree. That's our landmark.

Remind her how much she loves the Whoopsies.

Right and float to the guns!

Right foot in, slide it back.

Right foot out, slide it back,

Right side's down. Go ahead and give it a feel.

Right there in front of the gorillas.

Right, 'cause mine's almost that size.

Right, and every St. Patrick's Day.

Right, except this isn't even real dancing.

Right, okay, let's save some energy for the Whoopsies.

Right, right, but, like, the oldest of the young dogs.

Right, so, uh...

Right, women? Ohh.

Right, yeah, sorry.

Right, yeah, we were definitely

Right?

Rigorous activity. Sit ups, pull ups, push ups.

Rip it, rip it, rip it, rip it, big ripper.

Roast your bowlios.

Rubbing elbows! Rubbing elbows!

Rumored to give the hardest erection in all of the Earth.

Run, run, this whole place is gonna burn down.

Ruuuuh! A magician's trick.

Sales consultant.

Sarah.

Saturday morning cartoons start very soon

Save some for me, you maniacs. [laughter]

Save some for me.

Say it.

See you later, under butt.

See, Colleen gave me some extra birthday cake.

See, it's a Polynesian green turtle,

See. That's, like, the perfect number.

Seriously, though, if we could just help,

Seven years ago, this was all kind of cute,

Seven.

Seven. ♪ One, two, three ♪

She got this whole cuckolding fantasy

She is struggling with it, and she is asking us

She just got it from Mexico,

She said I was the best partner she ever had.

She teaches yoga on the weekends.

She's like a motivational stripper.

Sheesh.

Shh! I'm hiding!

Shh.

Shirts with spaghetti straps, biker shorts...

Show some respect

Show them how much they mean to you.

Show us more Whoopsies! Who's the big winner?

Shut it down!

Shut it down.

Shut it down.

Shut the [bleep] up, Babak, okay?

Shut the [bleep] up, Montez.

Shut up, Bill. Kiss ass.

Shut up. What?

Shut your goshdarn mouths, please.

Sick life hack.

Since the beginning of the party.

Sky's gonna win it.

Skyler and I are gonna kick the other dudes out.

Skyler is, like, so gay y.

Skyler, check this out.

Skyler, I came here looking for a guy

Skyler, you watching?

Skyler! Just... mind your business.

Smoking weed with my only friends.

So

So are you with me?

So bad! Hey, hey!

So check this out.

So Corporate has decided to bring in...

So does my life.

So for our first date,

So he could get spotted by the rescue copter.

So here's the deal.

So I can get down to business, you know.

So I could start the fire more quickly.

So I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense

So I have Yelped the best Arby's on the way

So I just have to know what you got in there.

So I should probably just kiss Skyler again.

So I think you should give us some free egg rolls

So I thought that you and I, we could get together,

So I'm basically with this girl

So I'm excited.

So I'm gonna hide again!

So I'm pretty excited to show off my moves.

So I'm ready for The Clarity.

So I'm toe ing it.

So I'm... I'm trying something new, what do you think?

So if Courtnee's got any physical defects...

So if my math is correct, that's only, like...

So if you could do me a favor and please get real!

So if you let us QB this prank,

So in mem... memori...

So it must be real.

So just gather some kindling and make a fire,

So just run. Get out of here.

So just stay out here and start a fire

So listen, you guys ready for the show?

So please listen to whatever he has to say.

So please stop being stupid and listen to us.

So put your hands together for Fireman Ted, huh?

So so sorry, sorry, sorry...

So stop! Hammertoe.

So that's what I'm drinking.

So then that's yes? Oh, it's a PR move.

So these guys are gonna have to prove that they can bust a move.

So they got paychecks in here?

So this is what's gonna go down.

So to prove my point,

So today is very exciting,

So we can get warm while we think of a plan

So we're all gonna lose our jobs?

So we're glossing over the whole stepsister thing?

So what time do they go on?

So whatever he wants today ya fetch, stretch.

So why don't you come over here, I'll teach you the pretzel.

So why don't you just give me one [bleep] dance?

So why don't you just give me one [bleep] dance?

So why would they ever want to help

So yeah,

So you guys get ready. We'll go grab your costars.

So you're just trying to make us forget

So you're, like, weird, huh?

So, let's get down to it. How many you sold?

So, like, bonjour! Bonjour!

So, like, do you what, like, 69, like means?

So, like, you running drugs?

So, safe drive, okay?

So, Skyler, who's your favorite roommate?

So, uh, where's, uh, Shannon?

So, yeah, Anders.

So... these actors get pretty hungry, if you know what I mean.

Soap suds just dancing down my chest,

Some non Fortune 500 business dudes?

Some of the pranks we pull on a regular basis around here.

Some people say the sky's the limit, but I say...

Something bothering you about it?

Something is definitely up and I think it has something to do

Something like way out there and crazy, right.

Sometimes I provide transportation

Sometimes Mr. Barnes organizes hunting expeditions

Sometimes, every once in a while, perhaps,

Sorry to be such a loose butthole,

Sorry to interrupt. How long is this gonna take?

Sorry we're late, because we didn't have any cell service

Sorry, I... I don't mean to yell,

Sorry, sir. Let me talk to him.

Sorry, who the hell are you?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sounds cool. Sounds sick. Tight.

Sounds like something that I'd be interested in.

Speaking of fashion,

Specifically killed himself because you didn't

Sst, sst.

Stab you in the back with a friendship knife!

Start counting.

Start like this. Ready?

Starting to pop up a little bit.

Steampunk...

Step things back a little bit, just go back to when we were...

Stick it!

Still looking for you. Let's get out of here, man.

Still weird for me.

Stop doing what you're doing and watch me.

Stop it, Goons! You are fired.

Stop it!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop! Fighting!

Stop! Stop! Take the weave somewhere.

Stop! Told you not to go under the water!

Stop. Here. Let me get you guys.

Strip you down to nothing but that belt

Suck it!

Suh. I'm Leila, wish I was black,

Sup?

Super funny prank, very funny.

Super talented group of sex workers.

Sure, I'm your drug dealer.

Sure. I have one.

Sweeten the laughter if you need it.

Sweetheart, listen, next time your mom is in town,

Swiss watches with shoes.

Swivel it now. Swivel again.

Take a pen or a thick marker and write your age on that card

Take this Bango slacker wig. Trust me.

Take those clothes off.

Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

Tell my wife I love her! Ah!

Telling me it was all my fault.

Tez, please.

Than any drug ever could be.

Thank you for seeing something special in me.

Thank you guys for showing me the light.

Thank you guys so much.

Thank you so much for doing this.

Thank you so much for saying that... that means a lot.

Thank you, Adam.

Thank you, baby doggy.

Thank you, baby.

Thank you, Luke.

Thank you, Miss Murphy, very much.

Thank you, nice to meet you, sir.

Thank you, you were phenomenal.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming back.

Thanks, Bill.

That aren't even intelligent enough

That authenticity is the main ingredient to dreams.

That Blake Henderson saw me get paralyzed!

That could be our side hustle, dudes.

That has nothing to do with it. Let's go.

That he let us call him the 69 Man.

That hurts.

That I can let my friends be killed

That I never have things to do, but I want you guys to leave

That I'm the co [bleep] motivator.

That I'm the love of your life,

That is 15.

That is a private moment for your wife.

That is a weird word.

That is correct, but we're still going back and forth

That is disgu... Why are you doing that at work?

That is illegal! Have you lost your minds?

That is just an example of, you know,

That is not good. That is not good at all.

That is perfect. Why is it perfect, though?

That is searing their lungs. [coughs]

That is, if you even have the attention span.

That is... that is sweet of you.

That it ends up becoming rea you know?

That kid right there, he tried to kill himself for me.

That kind of negativity in the office, right, Bianca?

That looks like a...

That means my boy Adam is ready to crush

That means your mom is!

That my inner butthole may be dead

That really is stupid.

That somebody tied for me about seven years ago.

That someone didn't switch it on purpose?

That the most "out there" thing we can do

That Third Eye Blind's not coming.

That this is TelAmeriCorp Rancho Cucamonga,

That turtle saved my life.

That was a lot, that was a lot.

That was my idea. Well, you guys are like the

That was really funny. You just thought of that?

That was the old me.

That was... oh, we're laughing? That was funny?

That we met for, like, ten minutes

That we threw for three, lucky, random ladies

That we want to shut it down.

That we're gonna give you at the end of the weekend,

That will... [laughter]

That would be, like, uh...

That would explain why Alice is

That you are all trapped by a raging fire.

That you have tripled your price,

That you need to rest for?

That you paid a woman to pretend like she was [bleep] you, right?

That you see in front of you today.

That' strange. That's odd.

That's [bleep] shit.

That's a bitch move, man.

That's a dream come true, yes. I'm gonna mogulize my lifestyle.

That's a guiro, sir.

That's a hilarious age.

That's a lie, and you [bleep] know it!

That's a wrap.

That's also one of my favorite shows.

That's awesome, man. Good for you.

That's cool.

That's definitely drugs.

That's exactly the kind of thing that a non silverback...

That's funny.

That's great, man! Where'd you find it?

That's him.

That's how I'm doing it. That's the secret.

That's it, you've lost your weed privileges.

That's it. You guys... You think you're so cool.

That's made me very rich and very powerful.

That's my friend's briefcase!

That's not funny, dude.

That's okay, Alice.

That's okay. Just let me know. I'll move it.

That's on us, okay? You guys should get out of here.

That's really awesome.

That's really great. Rock on.

That's right, family time.

That's right, so we got LSD, MDMA, and Special K

That's right.

That's right. Good luck hunting people

That's that next next like next next, dude.

That's the thing we do.

That's three.

That's tight.

That's varsity material.

That's what I thought.

That's what the ranger said on the phone.

That's what they want.

That's what you do... when you're on your knees.

That's why she likes Third Eye.

That's why they invited us here!

That's, like, the first place you should look.

The all time lowest sales numbers

The best I've ever had!

The Body Stage!

The boys are, like, super excited

The Carlton. [mimics electrocution]

The Clarity.

The cue cards are working. Awesome.

The drops of rain on the river looked as if they were dancing.

The educational system, and I don't want to get into it.

The egg roll! I'm slipping.

The eggs, Bill,

The eggs!

The environmental film? That'd be awesome, dude.

The ff... [bell rings]

The first being Alice. You guys got that, right?

The flock flies together.

The flock flies together.

The floor, it opens up,

The food truck outside, the guy dropped a corn dog

The great Dogfather of Comedy,

The guy... the guy, he promised us one price.

The heck are you talking about, hunting people?

The host of a cooking show

The knowing that when you swallow a bunch of gasoline,

The lesson here

The love of my life, Alice Murphy,

The main office pranksters in conjunction with...

The male actors actually canceled on us.

The moment that I came leaping through that door.

The monkey would bite the Rock's dick off.

The more you listen to it, the better it gets.

The next heat is about to start.

The office before they prank you.

The one we've all been waiting weeks for,

The only reason I let these guys move in

The only vibe I'm catching is that you looking good, girl.

The partying, the clothes, the hair.

The perfect moment to give it to her.

The plaque is for his picture.

The point is, Alice, you can't quit.

The same Chevy Cruze to five different people.

The sexual term?

The skin is bubbling off of my feet too.

The Smoke Cutter.

The thing is, I am a woman

The Triad only deals with me!

The way it should.

The weird one probably just huffed too much paint as a kid.

The whole forest could burn.

Their old hearts couldn't handle it, guys.

Then he sunk his life freaking savings

Then I don't want to be with you, Alice Murphy.

Then someday, maybe, she can call me.

Then you get the remote, dumb dumb.

Then, you threw up on me while riding on a mechanical bull...

There are different kinds of intelligence, Anders.

There are matches right here.

There are three of them.

There is definitely no baby news.

There is the small matter of the transportation fee.

There it is. There it goes.

There never is.

There she is.

There should be one more.

There were corpses, cadavers, animals,

There were several suicide attempts.

There were three sighted around here,

There's a need for that, though.

There's a reason we are really pushing these things,

There's a whole thing with a Vespa and some Silly String.

There's another!

There's artificial intelligence,

There's environmental film watching intelligence.

There's fire.

There's no dumb one in your group

There's no music.

There's no room for error.

There's not gonna be any matches in the barrel...

There's one!

There's something I should probably admit.

These men are playing ping pong.

These new guns you got... serious firepower.

They are fine...

They are on fleek. Be right back.

They are saying they are coming

They drink our blood. They live forever.

They hurt. We think we ruptured something.

They look dead.

They look like they're from Party city.

They look really nice, though.

They mark it up just to mark it down.

They might have a point.

They might hear you.

They need it, too, you know?

They saw your guys' photographs, and they want to know

They throw down, they smoke!

They were all saying names, so I just said...

They weren't wrong.

They will.

They... they freakin' blew my cover.

They're [bleep] with everybody all day every day.

They're calling us?

They're fine, and so are the female actresses.

They're Fortune 500 business dudes,

They're gonna hurt me.

They're hunting us for sport!

They're Polynesian green, you dumb ass.

They're supposed to be quite the aphrodisiac.

They're vampires. Life is the greatest fortune.

They've got ATVs. Just a joke to these guys.

They've got guns, and Adam is the target,

Thick mane down there, and my family will be embarrassed

Think about it.

Think I'm stalling, but I want to do it.

Third Eye Blind is gonna be at your music festival?

Third Eye Blind will definitely wanna play the show

Third Eye Blind.

Third time's a charm! [laughs]

This ain't for me.

This ain't the day.

This blue car's been behind me for the last mile.

This crazy bitch is trying to kill us.

This dude really knows how to party, huh?

This gives me five minutes of quality time.

This Instagram picture of them

This is a new one, huh?

This is all Michael Phelps ate in Beijing, okay?

This is blatant ageism.

This is bull[bleep].

This is fine, okay? We just need to think.

This is for Blake.

This is for you.

This is going to be on TV, right?

This is happening. Here we go.

This is just festival gear.

This is Kyle Newacheck, and he is a sales guru,

This is my grandma's guiro, man.

This is roast beef. They made a mistake.

This is supposed to be Italian Trio party sub.

This is, like... that would be my dream gig.

This just feels natural, doesn't it?

This Newacheck guy is on fire.

This opening stunt, all right?

This place is a labyrinth.

This place is a prison.

This sitch is about to get lit.

This song's very tight butthole.

This sucks! Ahh!

This thing works.

This turned out amazing.

This weekend at our house.

Those days are over, Kurt, baby.

Those egg rolls... [bleep]

Three toed box eggs are half the size.

Tight body though.

Tight butthole, man? Tight butthole job.

Tight butthole! Tight butthole!

Tight butthole.

To [bleep] my wife.

To be exposed to nature.

To be nervous that you're gonna bomb.

To be perfectly honest,

To be there for her, and the least we can do

To breed a litter of future Olympians with.

To experience an all expenses paid

To find something that works for everybody.

To follow along with an environmental film.

To get the attention over to you.

To get to safety.

To have a little QT time?

To him at lunch, so now he's making a delivery, okay?

To just have a little fun with,

To make [bleep] sounds so that maybe,

To manufacture emotion.

To Megan's stepdad.

To prevent that horror.

To pump blood into his giant [bleep].

To ride o my bone o?

To see Third Eye Blind, though.

To see what's coming out, just to see the dookie,

To see who ends up by my side.

To sell these, okay, because my dad has been driving me crazy

To sell your Smoke Cutters, aren't you, guys?

To the bottom of the pool, open our mouths, and...

To the one person who made this all possible for me.

To use the office for, but... ah, you know what?

Today on this special roommate edition

Tom Jager, baby.

Tom was going through some stuff.

Took a couple of bites, threw it away.

Top to bottom, it's gotta be Slim Jim, okay?

Total shock.

Totally roll through. I'd love to. I'd love to.

Totally, totally.

Trainee... trainee's...

Treading water, trying to keep your head above

Triple?

Try some angles... Bermuda Triangle.

Try to follow along.

Trying to say what's up to everybody.

Turkey bacon shakin', baby doggy.

Turtle eggs.

Two, one!

Uh oh, hello, office.

Uh oh!

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Oh, it's the girls.

Uh uh, no. This is our main hustle.

Uh, are you sure you don't want some privacy?

Uh, can I get a ride back to the hospital?

Uh, hold on one second.

Uh, hold on. I think 69 Man's taking a nap.

Uh, I think that I could definitely tell you that...

Uh, it reminded me of my best friend, Luke.

Uh, it's Hannon.

Uh, it's pronounced clam chow ders, all right?

Uh, Karl, shut up, and then now talk

Uh, Kyle is going to take me to talk to his guy today, so...

Uh, milk.

Uh, nah, I don't think so.

Uh, no, I don't think so.

Uh, okay, come on, just Hender hug, man.

Uh, okay, Grampa, you want to talk green?

Uh, take... weird parking spot,

Uh, that's just how the pants lay, guys.

Uh, what do you mean?

Uh, what's the matter, Bill?

Uh, yes. In fact, he wrote a long letter,

Uh... [clears throat]

Uh... okay.

Uh... wait, what's up?

Uh... what are you doing here, man?

Uh... what's up?

Um, do you think you're on "Shark Tank" right now?

Um, so, uh... when are you gonna be walking again?

Um, you know, date stuff.

Until a 200 year old Polynesian green turtle

Until he leaves, all right?

Up here during the week.

Using nothing but my butt cheeks.

Very hot beer with you all.

Very nice and very easy.

W... you know. You saw Alice's dad.

Wait a minute now, is there some news I should know about?

Wait a minute.

Wait a second.

Wait, Adam was telling Mom... what?

Wait, on his dick?

Wait, so you don't want to have kids with me?

Wait, wait, wait, okay, let's think about this, though, guys.

Wait, wait, you guys don't have side hustles?

Wait, what?

Wait, you guys... you guys aren't pissed, are you?

Wait!

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. What about that human penis I saw in the jar?

Wait...

Wait... yeah. What is that?

Waiting her for six hours!

Walk across...

Want to see my nipples?

Wants to fi ight you, and they're planning a prank...

Was a cool sexual maneuver.

Was it a dream?

Was never in a threesome.

Watch me touch this.

Watch this. Focus of a laser.

Watch what happens when four roomies...

Water under the B ridge? Great.

Waymond for "Thumbsucker."

We already paid the transportation fee.

We appreciate everything you taught us, old dog.

We appreciate you guys li iking us,

We are Fade Up Fade Out Bye Bye.

We are gold until we drop season two

We are gonna do group work.

We are in business over here. Give us a call, okay?

We are just faking it for a couple of more days

We are selling these Smoke Cutters,

We are stocking up

We are Swiss watches, we are Swiss watches.

We are...

We believe with our sponsorship,

We better find these guys before the wolves do.

We borrowed for the sales demo, kay?

We build a set, we hire extras.

We can do...

We can take your parties up a notch and get rich quick.

We can work with that.

We could be like a snack shack on porno sets.

We could do, like, theme parties, right?

We could probably sell that a little easier

We could, like, talk about viral videos or, like,

We could... we could go to jail for this.

We didn't know. He didn't know.

We do it as a team.

We don't fight over girls anymore.

We don't have anything to our names.

We don't let girls come between us, all right?

We don't, and honestly,

We fried up some artisanal bacon, made some savage Bloodys.

We gave the floors a special polish with... a bacon grease.

We get to the gorilla pen, all right,

We gon' do it for Ted, everybody, and Alice.

We gon' get "maweed."

We got a deal now? Huh?

We got full butt. Whoa! Full butt.

We got his favorite sandwich,

We got to follow our passions.

We gotta water these plants more often.

We had a great ride. Blake.

We have got to make reservations at this new restaurant

We have to choose our paths.

We have to dance for you, but you don't have to dance for us.

We have to get out of here!

We just did what you said to do

We just didn't want you to embarrass us

We just don't want to get fired, you know?

We just lied to you, our boss, and lured you into your office.

We just take ourselves a trip to Bed, Bath, and Bodyworks.

We just want the [bleep] Whoopsies.

We kill the small one, that's it.

We know all about your sick plan.

We li ike you too.

We lied about Adam.

We make one for every guest of honor.

We need to figure out a way to maximize our precious resources.

We need to run for an awards show later.

We only deal with Bill.

We pwn'd you!

We really blew this bitch up, didn't we?

We saw the social media blitz you guys pulled off

We shoot four scripted parties a day in a controlled environment

We should get some egg rolls.

We should open, like, a door store or something?

We smoked it all.

We start shipping it out, we wash our hands of it all.

We started that.

We tend to have that effect on people.

We used to swing dance all the time.

We used your whistles as a cover to sell pot on the phone.

We wanna get high. High angle, high angle.

We want to know if y'all are in.

We want to shoot a porno in the office.

We will never forget! For Skyler!

We will take it from here, all right?

We'd like to invite you guys and Adam to be our guests.

We'd love to do that. That's really cool.

We'll get him some water, some rest, I'll take care...

We'll get to that Clarity a little later.

We'll talk green.

We're a different alternate universe.

We're about to rub elbows with some Fortune 500 brothers.

We're basically in our 20s more or less still.

We're both CEOs of Fortune 500 companies by trade.

We're doing... we're doing porno now.

We're done. Sowwy.

We're free!

We're gonna do it in front of your dad?

We're gonna get the hell out of here.

We're gonna get you there, my friend.

We're gonna handle the pranking. We got this.

We're gonna leave that there.

We're gonna sell anything made by this dork?

We're hunting wolves to protect you!

We're in. We're loco. We're down to clown.

We're losers who are exactly where we're supposed to be.

We're not doing it for the money.

We're pretty bored and have nothing to do.

We're probably gonna miss the festival girls, so...

We're rolling in five.

We're selling weed with these stupid whistles.

We're stronger whenever the flock flies together.

We're... that we're throwing.

We've got a good thing going here, good health bennies.

We've got something that belongs to you.

We've got the boys, 11 12, 100 butterfly.

We've got to do something, because they broke

We've seen how y'all prank.

Wearing something on your head?

Weed.

Welcome to...

Well enough of my talking.

Well I hope you're happy, Blake.

Well said.

Well that is not his name.

Well they have insurance. You don't.

Well, apparently we had

Well, great. Get going then.

Well, hear you go.

Well, how come I have to build the fire?

Well, how the... hell did he...

Well, I don't... I don't like this kind of stuff.

Well, I guess I can find another buyer for these.

Well, I would absolutely hire one person from this room.

Well, I'm the author of a book

Well, Isaac, I do the talking. Josh!

Well, let's just see about that.

Well, newsflash, sir. Neither am I.

Well, now that it's just the two of us...

Well, now that they said their part, now is your part.

Well, that won't be necessary.

Well, that's the thing though, is I don't sell products.

Well, this ain't your

Well, uh, we're just looking to...

Well, we better keep that to ourselves, guys, okay?

Well, well, well.

Well, you don't believe us?

Well, you know... [chuckles]

Well, you're... Oh, you know what?

Wh what about you with your dad

Wha pow!

Wha!

Wha... who does that? That's highway robbery.

What a pretty face you have.

What about now?

What about the other two? Might as well.

What about this nice little crystal trophy?

What about this?

What are we doing? Is it safe?

What are we talking, money or packing peanuts?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Ow! Ow! Ow!

What are you doing? You haven't left yet?

What are you guys wearing?

What are you talking about? He's had sex with many,

What are you talking about? You've got leeches on your eyes.

What are you, some kind of love warlock?

What are... what are you doing? What are you doing?

What can I say?

What can I say? I'm 6'3" and I got a dive like Jager.

What complete psycho losers you are.

What did you say?

What did... what did Skyler say he was into?

What do we got here?

What do we have here?

What do you do?

What do you mean, dude? This is, like, Survivalist 101.

What do you mean? I'm getting my [bleep] sucked.

What do you mean? You...

What do you need a new vest for?

What do you need?

What do you say we get into some Riverdancing?

What do you say we go back to my dressing room,

What do you think this is, "Shark Tank"?

What do...

What does your card say there?

What happened here?

What happened to you two?

What happened to your goddamn hair?

What happened, Bill? What's going on?

What he means is, if there's any secrets to success

What I... what I'm trying to say is that you are termidated.

What I... what I'm trying to say is that you are termidated.

What if Blake blows his brains out

What if he wore a muzzle?

What if we had some hip youngsters in here, you know?

What is happening?

What is it?

What is my favorite drink, Skyler?

What is real is a "girthquake punani."

What is that? Sky blue? I get it.

What is this for? Like a dope party or something?

What is this?

What is this? What are you doing?

What is wrong with that bitch?

What makes you tick.

What now, Ghostman?

What now?

What prices went up?

What team you were on? Were you on the Outlaws?

What the [bleep] are you doing?

What the [bleep] is this?

What the [bleep]?

What the heck was that?

What the hell is going on in here?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is happening?

What the hell is the matter with you?

What the hell is this?

What the hell is this?

What the hell is wrong with you?

What the hell?

What the...

What the...

What the...

What up, fam?

What we are saying is nein,

What we do on a Saturday with my bros.

What we will do, is we'll make our dream

What you said... would say, which I'm not gonna say

What you wanna do, which was dancing.

What you want me to say?

What, nosey?

What, they're on sale.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? [laughter]

What? Are you kidding me?

What? I've seen you in mesh shorts.

What? No, are you... did you not just see what he did?

What? No, it's a dance belt! That's a dan...

What? No, no. I can't do any stunts.

What? The... what? That's... it's Kyle.

What... what are you doing? You crazy?

What's going on? Huh?

What's it been, like, ten? 15? Like, 25 years?

What's popping, Jerry?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the problem?

What's up, dawg?

What's up, guys? My name's Colt.

What's your badge number, bitch?

What's... what's up with that?

Whatever day it is morning or... afternoon?

When are you gonna learn how to piss and talk at the same time?

When does it stop, man? [laughing]

When I get the center set to the punani, it's like,

When I look at you,

When I overheard you boys fighting,

When I say, "comed," you say "y."

When no one is around you, just say baby, I love you,

When suddenly, you smell heavy heavy smoke,

When that occurred. Right, right.

When they're taking a dookie?

When we battle for the butts.

When we let girls come between us.

When we should really probably just sink

When you are celebrating humiliation!

Where all dreams go to die?

Where did you learn to fight?

Where his head was supposed to go.

Where his severed head was supposed to go!

Where I grew up, it was little sticks.

Where I will be performing feats of strength and skill

Where is Bill?

Where is she going? Did I turn you on?

Where is the penis pump?

Where she has sex with another dude while I watch,

Where there's Sparx...

Where we come up with creative ways to help the less fortunate.

Where's Jillian?

Wherever I go.

Which allows its user to breathe smoke free

Which I've been wanting to get kept up on.

Which stands for...

Which threw him into a "Tailspin" audition.

Which would have to be huge...

While simultaneously emitting a very distinct whistle.

Who cares about these stupid turtle eggs?

Who here is ready to see the world in a whole new way?

Who here thinks this is a bunch of bull[bleep]?

Who is that?

Who is this gigantic man taking pictures of me?

Who is your buyer?

Who just woke up on the couch all hung over like...

Who shapes your narrative, huh?

Who steers your ship?

Who the hell are you?

Who the hell... Bill!

Who wants to play hide and seek?

Who wants to roar?

Who you're dealing with right now!

Who? Who's blabbermouth?

Who's all over my big old nut sack

Who's the author of your life?

Whoa, cool, turtles.

Whoa, cool! A random house in the woods!

Whoa, look at you, making demands.

Whoa, look who it is,

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's all this shouting?

Whoa, you're doing it.

Whoa! Okay! Is that a man thong?

Whoa! Okay.

Whoa! Ow! Okay, ow, ow.

Whoa.

Whole Paycheckella.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo, or do you guys want milk,

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! [laughter]

Whoo! The cleanse is...

Whoo.

Whoopsie of the Year.

Whoopsie.

Whoopsie. [laughter]

Whoopsies!

Whoopsies!

Whoopsies!

Whoopsies!

Whoopsies!

Whoopsies! Whoopsies! Whoopsies! Whoopsies!

Whoopsies.

Why am I not the guy in the chair, right?

Why are you here

Why are you talking like that?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why do you gotta be so hurtful... to me?

Why doesn't Jimmy give you a trim?

Why don't we pull out the index ca

Why don't you come on up, tell us a little bit about yourself,

Why don't you go ahead and take that spirit

Why don't you go put your gear down while we prepare lunch?

Why don't you just let Ders do it or something?

Why don't you stop it? Help!

Why don't you take a walk, all right,

Why is he over there with you?

Why isn't this cutting?

Why would you do that?

Why, you don't like this one?

Why?

Why'd it have to be turtle eggs?

Wilderness adventure at our lodge in Big Bear.

Will get to work then.

Will it air?

Will you just tell 'em!

Will you marry me?

Winners with untapped potential, okay?

With being the authors of their own lives,

With like seven M's and then a water squirt emoji at the end.

With my SoCal Helpful Honda center radio spot audition,

With my... with my good friend Skyler?

With nothing but my b hole.

With pleasure.

With that room they wouldn't let Adam into.

With this, but we had an idea for a pretty cool thing

With you guys. Adam, help me.

With your best friends and extended family

Without any bullets, boys!

Wod it kill you to play another song?

Wolves.

Women are funny, no matter what Ders says.

Would you do me a favor and go [bleep] yourself?

Would you hire one person from this room to work for you?

Wouldn't. I wouldn't even...

Wow, Bill, you're explaining it

Wow, great. You know what I got?

Wow, Skyler! You're not bad.

Wow, that once says four. Yikes.

Wow, that's real dog shit.

Wow, what a dream.

Wow.

Wow. I... I don't know. I just feel bad

Wow. Thank you.

Y'all ain't funny.

Y'all went, "Me, me, me, me, me!"

Yahh! Ders, you can still have your threesome, my man.

Yeah, "Shove it up your man holes."

Yeah, Adam and I are... dating.

Yeah, and you better bring your appetites,

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, but you know, we might fake it so hard

Yeah, dude, and on the lowdown, it was hella rad of you

Yeah, dude, I totally agree.

Yeah, dude, more people, yeah... call 'em up, man.

Yeah, emotionally, you knocked me on my ass.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, he's funny, right? He's joking, he's...

Yeah, hello.

Yeah, hey, my butthole's almost ready too.

Yeah, hey, who wants to see me jump off this freakin' roof?

Yeah, his hair's perfect. He doesn't need it.

Yeah, I am the office fashionista

Yeah, I bet you'd like that.

Yeah, I choose that the Whoopsies are canceled!

Yeah, I don't need a lesson, though,

Yeah, I don't think you know karate.

Yeah, I emailed their Hotmail account

Yeah, I got eyes on Blake.

Yeah, I know she definitely wants to grind Eric Nies styley,

Yeah, I like to kiss big, handsome men,

Yeah, I mean, same here. I mean, I've had anal.

Yeah, I think it's safe to say that we're in.

Yeah, I totally forgot about Skyler.

Yeah, I'm gonna. It's, like, actually a really great way

Yeah, I'm sorry about the mess,

Yeah, if Courtnee's got the right DNA,

Yeah, if I learned anything from having the show...

Yeah, it's okay. Keep... oww!

Yeah, it's probably 'cause it's Coachella this weekend,

Yeah, it's... oh, Alice, Alice.

Yeah, like a bunch of bitches.

Yeah, man, it was awesome, but hey.

Yeah, man, you go into that cabin, it is like suicide, dude.

Yeah, might be waiting a while.

Yeah, no, dude, I'm gonna live forever.

Yeah, no, I get that.

Yeah, no, I think I pulled something.

Yeah, no, it was very chill.

Yeah, no, we are selling weed with the whistles.

Yeah, no, you don't need to lift me.

Yeah, okay, and that's the whole point, so they hear us.

Yeah, okay, I get that now.

Yeah, okay, I'll wear that hat.

Yeah, ooh, very soothing. It's like a spa day.

Yeah, really cool. Works great, too.

Yeah, shut it down! Let's go to DQ.

Yeah, so we think this is the best move for "Party Gawds."

Yeah, sometimes I slam the occasional beer

Yeah, that was my penis. Now the whole house is shaking.

Yeah, that's my favorite way to get rich, yeah.

Yeah, that's not what we're talking about.

Yeah, that's really bad.

Yeah, the butt mouth isn't really puckering

Yeah, they do.

Yeah, they're gonna love those. That's protein.

Yeah, this guy rules, man. You killed it.

Yeah, this right here, I don't understand.

Yeah, topped off the tank this morning.

Yeah, uh huh. Excuse me!

Yeah, uh, what was that about the bullets?

Yeah, we have a deal!

Yeah, we just need help handing out the snacks,

Yeah, we would have liked that.

Yeah, we're gonna do it right now!

Yeah, we're in!

Yeah, we're kind of Team Lochte.

Yeah, we've sold a lot of it.

Yeah, well, they've been on the roof for a week, so...

Yeah, what about Hannon?

Yeah, what education system, right?

Yeah, what's up with the wigs? Making fun of me?

Yeah, which was, by the way, a terrible idea.

Yeah, yeah, yes, I did.

Yeah, yeah, you don't want to see him when he runs out of mix.

Yeah, yeah, your mom!

Yeah, you better, 'cause these guys gonna need an ambulance.

Yeah, you buttheads are delusional.

Yeah, you don't just slam beers.

Yeah, you guys, Bianca was right.

Yeah, you knew it.

Yeah, you... you kinda do, though.

Yeah, your pants lay with

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! I knew it!

Yeah! It's over? Okay.

Yeah! Keg stand. Very cool, I like it.

Yeah! That's it.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And then we go to Dairy Queen.

Yeah. Oh, wait a second.

Yeah. This is a really smart plan.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You two have such an amazing connection.

Yes, and yes.

Yes, go ahead.

Yes, he wipes my ass for me, Blake.

Yes, I am, actually.

Yes, I can, because it says so on page seven...

Yes, I did.

Yes, that would be much appr... mucho appreciated.

Yes, they are. Yes.

Yes, they're racist, but they look hot.

Yes, we are. We're working on you, Bill.

Yes, you would.

Yes! I love that.

Yes! Okay, well,

Yes! Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Of course.

Yo, dudes!

Yo, even Alice has a side hustle.

Yo, I'm Snapchatting this if that's cool.

Yo, man, you all guys are heroes, man.

Yo, Tez, dude.

Yo, the bros are my new favorite dudes.

Yo, they're, like, OD'ing.

Yo, what up, Faux Chella,

Yo, what up, world? It's us.

Yo, what's up? Salute. Dab.

Yo! What it is. [clears throat]

You almost ruined the whole weekend.

You also get long distance calls.

You and your boss might want to know.

You are a man of great honor.

You are a maniac.

You are in control of your own life.

You backstabbing, hairy asshole.

You bastard! How dare you!

You better give us some free something.

You boys made quite the noise this weekend,

You bullied us into bullying you.

You came here because you said

You can either come with me and be my assistant

You can grab my ass and take me to the toilet.

You can watch me make dinner

You can't call it "Indian style."

You can't just change who you are.

You can't make me mad.

You can't shut this down, because we're not all

You cannot ask me to do this right now.

You chill, hit the ol' internal rest button?

You could at least pick up the tab.

You could fill us in with, you know,

You cry, I cry, right?

You cry, we're gonna cry.

You definitely have some dance moves,

You did it. You did what you said.

You did not tell me about that.

You didn't hit record. We'll have to do it again.

You do that, and I'll bestow on you The Clarity.

You don't get it?

You don't have to worry about Riverdancing,

You don't know who you're stealing from!

You don't like... That's not funny.

You don't snitch, not to Alice, not to HR, not to the police.

You don't want to tell me the code to your little briefcase?

You ever heard of "puff, puff, pass," mother[bleep]?

You ever notice how a Chihuahua looks like your boy

You fall in a bed of spikes!

You feel like you've lost some weight.

You gave him Giggy's ring?

You get into the water, they can't track you, okay?

You get your hands off me, mother[bleep]!

You getting chubby now, huh? Ahh!

You give us the original price

You gonna... you gonna, like, tell us,

You got matches? You got matches on you?

You got us selling weed over the phone?

You got your whole lives ahead of you, right?

You gotta call someone else to handle your shit?

You gotta dance, my man.

You guys are great dudes.

You guys are hilarious.

You guys are off the Richter scale.

You guys are officially the JV main office pranksters.

You guys are right.

You guys could stay in Ders's room.

You guys did such a great job, and I'm proud of you, everyone.

You guys don't like this look?

You guys ever feel like sometimes

You guys have a good week off?

You guys have some crazy life.

You guys inspired us.

You guys ready to laugh today?

You guys seem pretty tired. Maybe you should just, uh...

You guys sit back, relax, and we're about to clap back.

You guys think that I've been the dumb one

You guys want 12 pounds?

You guys, no, it's gone too far, all right?

You guys, we can quit TAC and just, like,

You have lost your mind!

You have time for a brief chat?

You have to admit, I knocked you on your ass.

You have to stop. Listen to me.

You hear that?

You heard that guy Barnes on the phone.

You heard what he said. All we gotta do

You hit the wrong button. Hang up.

You just better make it a rain dance.

You just got pranked, dude, and what is that?

You just sold two?

You just spilled some hot ass soup on my man's nuts.

You keep laughing with your mouth open,

You keep looking at us like you want to see it.

You know how dogs look at you like this...

You know how freaky I am. I'll get cuckolded.

You know I had to pull the QT card.

You know it! You know it!

You know that today I didn't "wake and bake," I just waked.

You know what they say, right?

You know what, Adam? I changed my mind.

You know what, he sells and you don't,

You know what, let's get two orders of egg rolls

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? Better take five for the road,

You know what? Fine.

You know what? I love people talking about me.

You know what? Let's ride or die for Ted.

You know what? When you guys started here

You know you should have let me...

You know, family time for busy musicians.

You know, guys, I think it's...

You know, honestly, I don't know.

You know, I feel like I really learned something

You know, I just wasn't, you know,

You know, I'm sorry about being such an egomaniac.

You know, it's just that we don't usually involve Alice

You know, it's just the people probably

You know, we should ask if they have any off menu items.

You know, we're still pups on the porch,

You know, you are the hair. Yeah, I have a small head

You know, you're not that good looking with it,

You know, your apology is not gonna pay for

You looked like a total idiot up there, Alice.

You make me sick.

You may think this is good bye, but this is great bye.

You may want to come into the room and, I don't know,

You may want to think about courting me,

You might be too old to understand what we were saying.

You might not have to.

You need to calm down.

You never know, you know what I mean?

You never know, you know what I mean?

You probably didn't hear that second part, "of Ours."

You ready for me to knock you on your ass, Uncle Mike?

You ready to get real freaky?

You really think there's any good reason

You see that jump? That was athletic.

You see that, Sky guy? Ohh...

You see that? We wore Speedos

You see the look on his face?

You see, I'm very worried

You should be calling us dildos

You should say hello to.

You should've taken the call outside.

You smoked all of the weed?

You still look incredible.

You sure there are only three wolves out there?

You think I'm not athletic enough? Huh?

You think that because I made you think that.

You think you're so cool 'cause you got swag and followers.

You think you're so freaky,

You two are dating?

You two, hug it out!

You wanna dance, that's fine.

You want me to go with him?

You want to get some lunch?

You want to see video evidence?

You want to... and you... and you actually... you have the...

You wanted to hear Third Eye Blind.

You welcome!

You were getting a little nosey.

You were on the Maniax. I recognize you.

You were supposed to leave an hour ago.

You weren't in charge. That's why it worked.

You will never see me again. No!

You wish.

You wish. Look, man, we need weed.

You would [bleep] see

You... I just saw you orgasm on him.

You... you see into people's souls.

You... you... you would really hire me?

You'll live in my heart forever. Just go. Just go. Just go.

You'll love this movie.

You're 69 Man, dude. That's your nickname.

You're a [bleep] idiot, Anders.

You're a [bleep] joke.

You're a genius, Bill.

You're a good guy and I like you

You're a nice guy, and I plan on speaking at your wedding,

You're a son of one. Yeah, that's right, I said it.

You're a swimmer. I know you shave other men's

You're all better than that.

You're applauding me.

You're being paranoid, Bill.

You're dead. Fatality style.

You're drinking out of a garbage can, man.

You're getting real chubby down there now, huh?

You're gonna get your money back, but I'm taking those eggs.

You're gonna give up the ultimate gig of party gawds

You're gonna microwave me some toast.

You're good at sales, and I'm a saleswoman.

You're having trouble finding weed?

You're in the lane eight of life?

You're kind of new in this business, aren't you?

You're looking at two big old bozos over here, all right?

You're making a big mistake!

You're making a mistake!

You're not allowed to be here.

You're not doing the stunt.

You're not gonna get the remote.

You're old as [bleep] now.

You're our heroes. We're you biggest Stans.

You're pitting us against each other to see who wins your hand

You're right.

You're right. I can do anything.

You're right...

You're still getting robbed.

You're suspended for a week without pay.

You're taking my clothes off.

You're the breakfast!

You're the bully. He's the dummy.

You're trying to dominate me sexually.

You're... an interesting guy.

You're... you're a disrespectful bitch, okay?

You've been Bango'd.

You've been selling weed over the phones?

You've heard of under butt, right?

Your car is getting towed.

Your dad's Smoke Cutters blow ass.

Your email didn't go through.

Your friends will backstab you.

Your hair is testing better than Adam's dimples.

Your hands smell like Cinnabon.

Your mom is a lot like my dad.

Yums away.

Yup, I agree.

Yup, level me up.

Yup. So then that's what I'm drinking.

Zero, zilch! I mean, it's like you...

14 times he has brought this woman to climax.

14 times, dude.

22, young, fit, black, kind of into bacon lately.

23, 24, 25, 26!

69 Man.

69 Man.

69 Man.

69 Man.

69.

500. Fortune 500.

3031 Factory Place.

'Cause of that sound. Yeah. Hey, uh...

"San Andreas." Oh, okay, cool, yeah.

[all cheering] That's my thing!

[all laughing] You could say that.

[all screaming] I'm doing it!

[bleep] Janet. Would you forgive me?

[bleep] this, right? Yeah!

[blow lands] Uh!

[both laughing] Give me the weed.

[cheers and applause] Oh! Standing ovation!

[chimes] I just love her so much.

[chomps] [pained groan]

[chuckles] My Sky guy.

[chuckles] I, uh... What's going on, man?

[ding] On TV?

[dramatic music] Stay in your lane, Tez.

[dramatic music] This ship isn't loose.

[dramatic music] Was he looking at me?

[electricity crackles] Whoa!

[engine revving] [dramatic music]

[farting] And I wanna go home

[gagging] [all laughing]

[gags] I do not like this!

[groans] Dad!

[grunts] [egg roll thuds]

[imitating blows landing] [Blake chuckles]

[indistinct] VHS in a while. It's cool we still have one.

[knife grinds] Oh, my God.

[laughing manically] Yeah!

[laughing] Adam would like this bit.

[laughing] Make that a Bango.

[laughing] My gosh.

[laughing] Oh, don't forget the balls.

[laughing] Okay, yeah!

[laughing] Stop.

[laughs] Done professionally, my baby...

[laughs] I've had sex with 99 girls,

[laughs] We didn't want to tell you

[laughs] What... okay, what is happening?

[laughs] Whoopsies!

[laughs] Yeah.

[laughs] Oh, there you are. [laughs]

[laughs] They are. Ow. They are.

[laughs] Yeah, oh. [chuckles]

[laughter] Oh, put that please

[moaning] Don't... don't do a dance.

[moaning] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

[moaning] So...

[music stops] Oh. You know what?

[no audible dialogue] This webseries.

[office phones ringing] ♪ Baby ♪

[pained groan] Oh, my God!

[screams] ♪ Baby ♪

[smacking] Ow! What are you doing?

[somber music] No!

[sultry music] ♪ Baby ♪

[together] Oh. How's that for old?

[together] Stitches. Put in a body bag, right?

[upbeat hip hop music] ♪ He's insane ♪

[urinating stops] You're being ridiculous.

[urinating] Adam.

[urinating] It's been something that I...

[whistling] Bianca?

♪ Merci... ♪ Stop!

♪ We got the beats ♪ Ahh, it tickles!

♪ You gotta... ♪ ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪

32! Yeah!

A body of water. Yes!

about Cameron Diaz. Hey.

Absolutely. Please, thank you.

Absolutely. Wow!

Activate kiss mode. [Courtnee panting]

Actual skaters, baby! Skaters, baby, yeah.

Adam, we wanna... ah! Let's go, dude.

Adam! Alice, please,

Adam. What's up?

Adam... Adam! You go out there,

Ah, sorry. Man I've been

Ah! How did... damn it!

Ah! Oh, that's...

Ah. Don't even know

Ah. She put me through hell.

Ahh. You're not the doctor?

Alice Murphy? Oh.

All right, let's go, Dad. I love it. All right.

All right. All right, like that.

All: [laughing] From the sound of it.

all: One, two, three, four... Right on.

All: Tight butthole! Yeah!

Also true. So I'm getting termidated.

Although, we like the Bango. Yeah, we've been Bango'd.

and a large jaw. Yeah, yeah, and I'm tall.

And act real, Blake! All right.

And he saw you? Yeah, he saw me do it!

and he's ready to... Shut up, Blake.

And I'm gonna fill that tub up... Yo, Tez.

and I'm here to fight for him. [both laugh]

and neo conformity. Hey

And that's... Help, help, help, help!

And then I will give you this. Give me five Crunch berries...

And to groom us. Exactly.

And Waymond never shuts up! I was like,

and, uh, be right back! Everything's fine.

And, uh, they're sore. Smarter than you.

are better than Third Eye. Thank you!

Are those my keys, man? They are.

Are we talking business? Yeah.

Are you se... We've lost him.

Are you timing? Ders, time me. Gentlemen, please.

at the bar the other day. If that.

Aw. And you would take her name?

Back at the stage... We're not gonna do it, Kurt.

Back off. [laughing]

Baloney boys in the building. Shh.

Bar Mitt Fuzz, baby doggy! Don't do that.

Be cool in front of the dude! Just give it!

because I'm so big and gay. No...

Between men. Mmhmm.

Big fan. Absolutely. Tight butthole.

Bonjour. Bonjour Bonjour. Bonjour.

Boom. A lot.

Boom. Oh, okay.

Both of you! Give it a rest!

Both: Clap back. Yep.

Both: Whoo! They suck.

Both: Yeah. I can hear.

Buh bye. [bleep] you.

Build a door. So you're saying...

but I don't wanna be you guys. [both laughing]

but it's a lie. What?

but it's weed. No.

but without it, very foul. Yeah.

by having the show. Yes, yes, thank you.

Called it. Okay. Shut up.

Can you do that? Fight him?

Check your wet pockets. Check the barrel.

Chinese. Mm.

Clarify me. Clarity it. Yeah, not not just yet.

Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.

Come on! Um

Come on. We just wanna...

Cool. That's tight. She does.

Cool. Yeah, we got those too.

Courtnee. Cool.

Dad? Sales. No? All right. All right.

Dance kick! both: Oh!

Deal? Deal.

Death toll in the hundreds. [hisses]

Definitely. Nah, I'm good.

Ders, do you hear it? I do hear it.

Ders? What?

Ders. Let me get it.

Do you know? Oh, okay.

doesn't have service, right? Phone doesn't work.

Don't say that. No, dude.

Don't you mean breakfast? Ha! You remembered!

Don't! No, no, no! It's just hair.

Done. Instead of DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit.

down our pants. I don't want to

Down, boy. Ow!

Dude, are you hurting? Yeah, that one sliced me.

Dude, is this for real? [coughing]

Dude, perfect. Yes! Yes!

Dude, that's brilliant. Thank you.

Dude, this is so dope. It's so [bleep] cool, dude.

Dude! I do as well!

Everyone got a chair? Yes!

Everything okay? Everything is great.

Ew, 35? Mm mm.

Exactly. My goodness.

Excuse me, webseries... Webseries

Excuse me? Oh, I was just running lines.

Faster. Ow, my back.

Feeling good. Shake it off. Wow, I'm impressed.

Felt good. [laughs] Kinda. Emotionally, he did.

Fine! I'm doing it!

for a hat split three ways. Yep.

For some reason I hate his guts. Yes.

Fresh meat. Ha ha ha. [chuckles] Fresh meat.

friends only. I respect that.

Get it! Lemme see it! Lemme see it!

Get your balls off me. Sorry about that.

Gimme some 'bow skin! Rubbing elbows!

Give it to me. Oh, that weed's gone, man.

Give it! I want that one!

Give the man your keys. Okay, all right.

Go again. Go again. We'll go again!

gonna do it, right? No.

Good one. Dumb.

Great job, honestly. Great lights, great lights.

Great. Let's wrap it up. Yeah.

Guys, we've got a problem. Yeah.

Have fun. All right, cool. All right, thank you so much.

He continues to amaze me. Every time.

He doesn't even have a brand. Jager!

He gave it to me. Is this free?

He repeats everything I say. You got this!

He was our roommate. Yeah.

He's a... he's a mogul. Mm hmm.

He's doing it right now. See?

He's sucking a [bleep]. 'Cause we're on our knees.

Heh, okay, I'm not. Okay, but if you are,

Help him. Look, I have got a thick,

Help! You stop it!

Here. [yelps]

Hertz. You work at Hertz Rent A Car?

Hey, Adam. Hey.

Hey, Dad. You dare me to jump? [laughs]

Hey! Is this a push off?

Hey! Look who decided to come back.

Hey! Ow! That's a...

Hey! Hey! Is this a push off?

Hey. Thank you.

Hey. What?

Hey. Yeah?

Hi. I'm Ted Murphy. Ted Murphy.

High. Right, great, yeah.

hit the hay? I'm not tired.

Hiya! Oh!

Hmm. No, no.

Hoist thy ankles, Goons. Hoisting thy ankles, baby!

How do I look? Phenomenal.

how the saying goes! Thank you!

Huh? [both laugh]

Hurry. [together] Ohh!

I ain't afraid to die. No one asked him.

I bring your mama! [belches]

I can't think of a mogul. William Randolph Hearst.

I did! Whoo! [laughs]

I didn't like that. Uncle Mike! What is up?

I don't know if I wanna do this. Really?

I don't know karate. You do not know karate.

I don't know, I was just... Let's go.

I don't think so, all right? Blake, no offense,

I don't think you should... Watch this, Skyler!

I got it. It's waggling. You touched it.

I hate you! I hate you!

I hate you. I hate you!

I love you guys. I love you to death man,

I need to talk to her! Are you serious?

I still like it, though. Yeah.

I take the wig off, you know? Okay, yeah.

I think we're good. [stammering]

I thought you were friends! We are.

I will. I want to roar.

I will... ow! Ow! It's okay. Stand back.

I... I'm exactly like you!

I'll be your god. Ahah! Please don't.

I'll do the stunt. No, I want to.

I'll lift you up. Yeah!

I'm gonna need your help. Okay, what do you need, man?

I'm in, sir. Thank you Mike.

I'm not asking, Nancy. Dude, this is so [bleep] up.

I'm not gonna puke. No.

I'm out. Back to back. Back to back.

I'm pulling over. Oh, my God.

I'm really good at sex. Tight.

I'm so jealous. I hate my legs now.

I'm sorry, man. You freaking psychos!

I'm watching. [chuckles]

I've got no pulse! Oh, my God, oh, my God!

I've never met one. Yeah, it's crazy.

Idiot uncle. Yeah.

Insurance. It hurts even to

is a word for stuff. Mmhmm. Okay.

Is everything okay? No! Have you noticed?

Is it bad? Yeah.

Is it still gonna air? Oh, my God!

Is that real, the drought? Yeah, it's a drought.

Is this the guy? Yeah, yeah, that's him, okay,

Isaac. Okay, good.

It gets sleazy. [laughs]

It looks great. Yeah.

It soaks in ya, right? You know what?

It was just a bike ride. So, what, you think

It was scary. Yeah, yeah.

It... We do.

It's a nice free weekend. You're dumb, dude.

It's a play on words. Yeah, knock him on his ass

It's crazy. Just, like...

It's gas! What's your problem?

It's gone, okay? I'm sorry. Ohh...

It's just classic. It's the best.

It's not real. I... It is.

It's not that serious, bro. [scoffs]

It's okay. Almost got a record.

It's so corporate, you know? So expensive.

It's understandable. You ru...

Jeez. I didn't feel safe, you know?

Jesus Christ. I'm good, Anders.

Just go. Oh, my gosh.

Just lift. Okay.

just put it in the backseat. Okay.

Just wait. One thing. What up?

Karl. Blake.

Later, probably. Can we at least

Leave your number, or... All right, cool.

Let's do this for them! Wait a minute, wait, wait!

Let's get weird! [together] Let's get weird!

Let's go one. Okay.

Let's see it! Give us the Alice we want!

Like be your guys's friend. What?

Like, a week or a month? Oh, never.

Lloyd, smoke up. [coughs]

Mad now? Huh?

Mailer daemon? Mmhmm.

Man love. Mm hmm.

Man, they're bad. They're really, really bad.

many victims. Nine.

Mm hmm. Mmm. Some Kosher Kush.

Mm mm. Oh h!

Mm, I think that's it. [gunshot]

Mm. Welcome aboard.

Mmm. See?

Mmm. Stop.

Mmm. Yeah. Mmm. Okay.

More or less, they are. Yes.

Mr. Bassist Man? Yeah, I'll break it.

My guy right here... My guy.

Nice. I wanna see you do it.

No, it's not. What are you doing?

No, no, no, no, no. What is going on?

No, no, no. I don't...

No, no, no. No, no.

No, no! Please, hey, dude!

No, no. You're a joke.

No, no. Really? Be strong.

No, no. Well, sure. Right?

No, we don't. You know what...

No! Ah, be strong.

No! Uh, what? Hey!

No! Hey, no! [laughs maniacally]

No. [chuckles]

No. Bye, Jane!

No. Oh.

No. What are you doing?

No. What?

No. You guys

Nope. And you said your phone

Nope. I've got this tie

Nope. Stupid, you stupid?

Nope. Uh, really?

Not gonna need it. [text message tone]

Not on this stage! Stop it!

Not really... The butt mouth.

Not where I grew up. Not where I grew up, either.

Nothing, really? You do not know karate.

Now she's mad. Now you're mad?

Now there's a friend. Is that a saying?

Now we build an empire. An empire!

Of course. You are such a gentleman.

off tempo timing. It's not even music.

Oh, give him a... Oh.

Oh, hey, man. Hey.

Oh, I do! [all cheering]

Oh, I'm super high. That worked.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay, Ders will be fine.

Oh, like weed! [all shouting]

Oh, man! Come on! What is that?

Oh, man. Speaking of cool.

Oh, my God, dude! Oh!

Oh, my God, Karl. Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yes. And I know my phone

Oh, my God! Really? Yes, absolutely.

Oh, my God. [laughing]

Oh, my God. All right.

Oh, my God. I carry it with me

Oh, my God. Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, my God. Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Oh, my God. Okay, okay.

Oh, my God. So what do you say?

Oh, my God. You want to come work for me?

Oh, my God... That is what happens

Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah?

Oh, no! Don't look! Don't look.

Oh, oh, Ders. What?

Oh, okay, all right. That was loud.

Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

Oh, shit! That wasn't the stunt.

Oh, shoot. What are you doing?

Oh, that would be sick. Right?

Oh, that's dope. I gotta get one thing.

Oh, that's your wife. Colleen?

Oh, the tape. Ohh.

Oh, this is a push off, man? Yeah, this is a push off.

Oh, wolves! Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, yeah, hit that shit, bro. Hit it, bro!

Oh, yeah? Hmm.

Oh, yeah. Hey, real talk,

Oh, yeah. Makes sense.

Oh, yeah. That was good. Keep that one.

Oh, you're the Wolves, okay. Hey, mad respect.

Oh! Ah!

Oh! Are you all right?

Oh! Ow!

Oh! Well, well, well.

Oh! Whoa, whoa! Hey!

Oh! I'm all done. This will never be forgiven.

Oh! Oh, ho, ho! [screaming]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh? Ooh, nice. Yeah.

Oh. But it was just a plastic bag.

Oh. Huh?

Oh. I paid her a bunch of money

Oh. Ooh, knees.

Oh. Tell your friends

OH. Yeah, I just sold 32 whistles!

Oh. [laughs] Yes,

Okay, excuse me. Not.

Okay, just... Mmm.

Okay, so let's try angles. Hmm

Okay, very good, very good. All right.

Okay! Yeah! [grunting]

Okay? I know that, I know that.

Okay? Yeah.

Okay. Here it is.

Okay. Holy... Jesus.

Okay. Okay, and we'll just blur out

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Say...

Okay. So break it.

Okay. That's the front of my nuts.

Okay. Yeah.

on Smoke Cutters altogether. Aw.

On the world wide wiz eb. What?

one of those. This guy is our party gawd!

Ooh! [chuckles]

Ooh! Behave.

Ooh! Skyler.

Ooh! Oh, that was cool, right? [laughter]

Ooh. Jamie Foxx texted me.

Or under butt. I love that even more.

Out of batteries. And I said my phone

Out. Come on. Come on.

Ow, you hurt my knee. Get out of here.

Ow! Nope, that's not it.

Paula Abdul. Actually, I don't know.

Please, stop baby dogging. Hey.

Please. Fine.

Please. Nobody gives a shit

Please. Okay.

Please. Yeah.

potential forthcoming callback? Okay, the what?

Pull it down, please, Ders! That's... now it's funny.

Pull your damn pants up! Sorry.

Rambling. Get the [bleep] out of here.

Ready? For what?

Really racist. You know?

Right, right. Sure.

Right, what was that? Dude, don't.

Right. Gay y!

Right. Hell yeah.

Right. So shut up, Mom.

Say it. Who? all: I choose!

See this guy? [all cheering]

see you later, sideboob. See you later, underboob.

Seriously? Oh.

Seriously. Hey, how are we the JV?

Shave my butthole, Ders. No. Stop it.

She loves action sports. Lady!

She's obsessed. Wait, are you guys serious?

She's Sheldon's girlfriend. You know what?

Shh! Shh! Quiet.

Shoot. You're gonna bend my CVS card.

Show it to 'em. Here we go.

Shut up You know why?

Shut up! I'm doing it! Please!

Shut up. Okay.

Shut up. Okay.

Shut up. Shut up. No, you shut up.

Sick. Yes, that is...

sideboob. I love that.

Smart. This symbol of consumerism

Smashing is their cardio. Oh, my God.

So don't use it. My name is Kurt Fossil.

so I don't want to date one. [dog whining]

So I'm getting cut? Yeah.

So is Third Eye confirmed? Yeah.

So it's sexual? What?

so much. Oh, my God.

so we can watch "Paw Patrol." Okay, here we go, ready?

so we lost directions. Oh, yeah, sorry.

So what's the plan? For what?

So, I'm getting termidated. True.

so, like, no one's here. It's so much money.

So... Let's cut the small talk.

some children there. That's cool, though.

Son of a bitch, That means...

Sorry. Bless his heart.

stay true to each other. Right.

Step back! Action figure?

Stop it. Aftershock.

Stop! You got this.

Sure. So I was thinking maybe

Sure. To the three best mentors

Tape's goin' in! I don't know what that is.

Thank you, thank you so much. That is nice.

Thank you! You freaking rock!

Thank you! Blake Henderson! Whoo!

Thank you. We know.

Thanks... They don't need Ders'

that Adam told her about. It's so good.

That was all the gas? Yeah, it was most of it.

That was... Oh!

That's a free can. What?

That's a keeper. Keeper.

That's awesome, man. Awesome, um...

That's cool. Slammin' body.

That's exactly what it was. Okay.

That's funny, dude. Thank you.

That's my favorite. I like it too.

That's pretty cool. All right, that's it.

That's real weed. Of course it's real weed.

That's real weed. Of course it's real.

That's right. No.

That's the big nail. Ugh!

That's true. Excuse me?

That's what I said. I know, I know.

That's where I got that. Predator, up top.

That's why I told you... Shut up, real quick.

The drought. [whispering] Hang up!

The heck's going on? Somebody call 9 1 1.

The turd brothers. Hello.

The Whoopsies must go on. Oh, no, I know.

There you are. Time out!

There you go. Sorry. Yeah, come on in.

There's no toilet paper. all: Shut up!

They are. We don't like 'em.

Third Eye Blind? Well we don't

This is magic right here. Yo, um...

this Smoke Cutter product is. Oh, yeah.

This water's fine. [slurps]

This way. Yep.

Tight butthole. Yeah, yeah, sure.

To fly! Oh, my God, Bill!

to someone. That's not what

to this whole situation. Mmhmm.

Totally. This is where I come in.

Triple? What? Yeah, it's the drought, man.

Ugh. Ew!

Uh huh. Now he's asking for another...

Uh huh. We do that in our spare time.

Uh huh. Yeah.

Uh, that's an actress. She played Blossom,

Uh... And what, that's your penis?

Uhh... both: Um...

Underneath the boob. Where it hangs out down here.

until 24 hours from now. [bleep]

Very nice. This place looks like

Wah! Ders!

Wait are you serious? There you go.

Wait, what? My iCal says it's Friday.

Wait, what's up? We got booze and beer.

Was a... You got one there.

We are freakin' party gods! This party is really rockin'.

We do say that. Yeah, that's our thing.

We got it. Yeah, okay, cool.

We should do it. I'm there. I'm done.

We should have a TV show or something. Ah

We're back. The boys are back.

We're doing it right now! Fine, you know what?

We're going. Are you guys...

We're human pieces of crap here. Yeah.

We're making breakfast. Cool.

Wedgie! Whoa!

Well there we go. Our bottoms were paddled

Well, it's a webseries. The webseries.

Well, that's sort of my thing. Let's do this.

Well... Because we made fun of him

Wh... But...

Wha pow! Bro.

What a second. Ohh.

What are you talking about? Later, bitches.

What are you talking about? Should we tell him?

What other things? Pretzels.

What tape? The tape?

What? I've done... I've done anal

What? Oh, he just got pranked.

What? Ooh!

What? What the...

What? What?

What? Whoo hoo!

What? With your butt!

What? You would hire Alice over me?

What? You're trying to out brand me?

What? Dudes. Oh, my God.

What? Whoa. The [bleep] is this?

What're jammers? Is that a [bleep] joke?

What's it called? "San Andreas."

Where is that, Duluth? No, I think from Washington.

Where... yes, okay. It's right over there.

Where'd you grow up? Omaha.

Which... it's a hustle. Yeah.

Whoa, this is cool. Oh, my God.

Whoa! Ahh! Ahh! Cut! Cut!

Whoa! Just back off, all right?

Whoa! Just... no!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa. Hot.

Whoa. Oh.

Whoo! all: Shut it down!

Whoo! Hang tight.

Whoo! He's not actually

Whoo! Whoo! I hate you.

Whoo. Honestly, you guys

Whoopsies. Oh!

Why would you tell... She can hold my cuck anytime.

Wiggle waggle. 10, 11, 12!

without spilling a single drop. [cheering]

Worked for me. Whew, me too, man.

Wow. Yeah, dude.

Wrong! Wrong. It is wrong.

Ya! Ninja star!

Yeah, [bleep] you too. I like him, honestly.

Yeah, common mistake. Why don't we play

Yeah, cuckoo's a way to put it. He's insane.

Yeah, Karl! Oh! Oh h h!

Yeah, my boy's a savage. That was insane.

Yeah, no, it's really severe. It is.

Yeah, that's the show. Mm hmm.

Yeah, totally. Forever.

Yeah, two hands. Two hands. Like a little piccolo!

Yeah, well. I guess there are

Yeah, yeah, stop... So no snitches.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool, I will...

Yeah, yeah. And he will.

Yeah, yeah. Don't snitch.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Jamie.

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah! all: Shut it down!

Yeah! We're gonna go ahead

Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah! Yes!

Yeah! Yes.

Yeah. 'Cause our friend's

Yeah. 'Cause you're old.

Yeah. 69 Man.

Yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah. And I don't want you

Yeah. And then I remembered,

Yeah. But since we're all pups here,

Yeah. Dude, I love you guys.

Yeah. Forever, I love you dogs.

Yeah. God freaking damn it.

Yeah. Got it.

Yeah. Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

Yeah. He's not gonna text them that.

Yeah. I think we done with work.

Yeah. I'm glad you found that.

Yeah. It's still good.

Yeah. It's the mouth.

Yeah. Joni Mitchell never lied.

Yeah. Oh, he's serious.

Yeah. Oh!

Yeah. Okay, you know what?

Yeah. Okay?

Yeah. One, two, three.

Yeah. People are freaks, Alice.

Yeah. We at Bango believe

Yeah. Whoopsies!

Yeah. Yeah, since then.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Anything. Anything cooler than that.

Yeah. Let's go. Oh, dude.

Yep. But the thing is,

Yep. Oh!

Yep. Okay.

Yep. What do you mean, "yep"?

Yep. You inhale, hold it in,

Yep. Your funeral.

Yep. Yep. It's like maybe

Yes, I do. Yeah.

Yes, I know. Dudes.

Yes, okay. Do that...

Yes, please. Thank you.

Yes! Thank you... this is amazing.

Yes! Yeah! Get him, Beezer!

Yes! Yup. Yes.

Yes. [howls]

Yes. All right, great.

Yes. And I plan on talking about

Yes. I think we could prank

Yes. Roasted.

Yo, hit this, dude. Okay, I mean...

You Adam? Yeah.

You are fired. Yeah, we're good.

You buffoon! Those guys were right.

You Ders? Yeah.

You disappear. Okay, but that water...

You don't want it. Let's do this!

You guys look after him? Uh, I guess.

You guys said... [together] You said Saturday.

You have to be joking. No.

You hit Skyler! No, say my name, say my name.

You just cut me off? Well... [scoffs]

You know not to bring mama... Ohh, I bring your mama!

You know what I see in you? What?

You know what that means. [pleased laughter]

You know what? It's 2017?

You like that? You like that? Yeah!

You nasty. It is sexual.

You on? Yeah.

you said, though. Look, what I'm trying to say

You stupid idiot! Ow, oh, uhh!

You wanna go first? Oh, sure!

You want me to put it out? Oh, oh, my God, oh!

You want... [screams]

You want... I got an extra. Dude, you gotta wear

You will never Riverdance! Let me go!

You... come here. Okay.

You're a genius. I'm here for you, man.

You're disgusting. I am not disgusting.

You're tall? Hair, height, humor.

Yours isn't that bad. Hey, how's it going?

Yup. Yeah.

Zero. Smartest thing he's said.

Zero. Zero for now,

Hang on. Pst.

'cause I already know how to dance.

'Cause I can hook it up for you.

'cause I care about my dogs, right?

'cause I don't think they give us enough egg rolls.

'cause I got off the phone with him a while back,

'Cause I just got a call from the real consultant,

'cause I still want to run for city council in 2016.

'cause I think this girl's down to grind Eric Nies style.

'Cause I'm done, so I will see you guys...

'Cause I'm not just a [bleep] toy.

'Cause I'm on a cleanse right now, this week.

'Cause my client's not just gonna keep working

'cause Noel doesn't really trust new people.

'Cause one ball ain't as good as two.

'Cause snitches are...

'Cause tonight's gonna be insane.

'cause we are going to start selling a new product!

'cause we eat breakfast for every meal!

'Cause we see what you're doing.

'Cause we will frickin' murder a snitch.

'Cause we're like, we're best friends.

'Cause when I started watching, I'm like,

'Cause women don't respond to that.

'Cause you about to see my crouching tiger, hidden

'Cause you were late last time, and I had to deal with Roger

'Cause... 'Cause I'm... I'm gonna be into that.

'Sup, slap dicks? Beef squashed?

"and world renowned motivational speaker

"Bad Moms." That's a good movie.

"best selling author

"eeling" well.

"Ghostbusters" the new one is the "Ghostbusters" to me.

"Go home now, no pay"?

"Hey, buddies, where are ya? Where are ya?"

"Hey, how do we go after this as a group, hmm?"

"Hey, man, you got any water?"

"Husky." You know, in case he's fat.

"I choose."

"Jumper" was the song we got married to.

"Not today, mother[bleep]!"

"Oh, hello, queen.

"Oh, here we go, let's party. Nope, nonalcoholic."

"Sometimes the things that upset us the most

"Sowwy."

"The Lord of the Riverdance has been a practici"

"Unapproved attire includes halter tops,

"What is going on here?"

"Who's that dude?" Like, in our crew, and then...

"You gonna get that? You gonna pick that up?"

[Adam muttering]

[alarm blaring]

[all babbling indistinctly]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[all chuckling]

[all gasping]

[all howling]

[all howling]

[all howling]

[all laughing] Yeah, yeah, we're gonna

[all screaming]

[all shouting]

[all snickering]

[all talking at once]

[all talking at once] [blows distorted whistle]

[all unenthusiastically] Ter.

[all unenthusiastically] Y.

[all whooping]

[applause]

[applause] Whoo!

[Asher Roth's "I Love College" plays over speakers]

[back massager vibrating]

[beatboxing music]

[beatboxing music]

[beatboxing]

[beatboxing]

[beatboxing]

[belches] I just made room for ten more drinks, sista.

[bleep]!

[bleep]!

[bleep].

[blows distorted whistle]

[blows distorted whistle]

[blows distorted whistle]

[blubbering]

[boing]

[bones crunch]

[both blow raspberry]

[both lahing] Ow. They are.

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both screaming]

[both slam fists on table]

[both speaking indistinctly]

[both yelling]

[brakes hiss] [overlapping yelling]

[breathes deeply]

[breathing heavily]

[brooding dramatic music]

[cackles]

[camera clicks]

[camera clicks]

[camera lens extending]

[cell phone ringtone]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[chorus sings]

[chuckles] Guilty as charged.

[chuckling] Look at this guy.

[chuckling] You're a virgin.

[clapping]

[clapping] Whoo!

[claps] I'm down for that.

[classical orchestral music]

[clattering]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clippers whirring]

[comical squeaking sounds] [train whistles]

[Courtnee claps and giggles]

[Courtnee panting]

[crickets chirping]

[crying]

[crying] Really?

[door buzzer sounds]

[door lock buzzes]

[door lock hisses]

[dramatic electronic music]

[dramatic music builds]

[dramatic music pounds]

[dramatic music pounds]

[dramatic music pounds]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic percussive music]

[dramatic sting]

[dramatic tones]

[dramatic whoosh]

[driving dance music playing]

[drumroll]

[electric eels zapping]

[electric knife grinds]

[electronic music slows, stops]

[elephant trumpeting]

[energetic music building]

[engine rumbling]

[exciting music]

[exhales deeply]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales] Then, next sound of the shotgun...

[flame whooshes] Oh! Oh!

[funk music]

[funky dramatic music]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gags] Are you all right?

[gasps]

[gasps] "Marvin."

[gasps] A Jose Canseco bat.

[gasps] Your brand!

[giggles]

[giggles] Skyler.

[glitchy electronic music]

[goggles power on]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groans]

[groans] Dude, it's hot. Chubbin' up. Check it out.

[groans] I start moving like this.

[groans] Landed on my wrist.

[grunting violently]

[grunting, gagging]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting] Ah, yeah.

[grunting] Eh, eh, ehh!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[gun cocks]

[gunfire]

[gunfire]

[gunshot]

[gunshots]

[gunshots]

[heavy metal music playing]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music]

[hokey music]

[hopeful music]

[hurling] [overlapping screaming]

[imitating lisp] Hey, I'm Ders.

[indistinct shouts]

[indistinct]

[inhales deeply]

[inspiring music]

[intense dramatic music]

[Irish jig music]

[Irish music] Uhh, you know what?

[jazzy music]

[keys clink]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing] "Virgin."

[laughing] Oh, my gosh.

[laughs softly]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] [comical horn]

[laughs] Look who it is!

[laughs] No, I'm not.

[laughs] Oh, my God, keep walking, please.

[laughs] Okay, Dersy, baby.

[laughs] Ow. Hey.

[laughs] Well, fair enough,

[laughs] What?

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

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[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] Don't wanna see that!

[laughter] It was cold blooded.

[laughter] Oh, you should tweet that.

[laughter] Sure.

[leg snaps]

[light applause]

[light music]

[lisping] What, we just took a couple laps.

[lively dramatic music]

[manic giggling]

[manic laughter]

[melancholy music]

[mimes blowjob]

[mimics Anders] Let's dance, bitches.

[mimics blowjob]

[mimics robot] "Destroy the punani."

[moaning continues] Psycho losers?

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moans] Oh.

[mumbling angrily]

[mumbling indistinctly]

[music stops]

[music stops] Ah! Oh, my gosh.

[nervous chuckling]

[nervous laughter]

[office phones ringing]

[office phones ringing]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[overlapping chatter] No, no, no, no, no.

[overlapping yelling]

[pained moans and groans]

[panting]

[panting]

[penis pump squeaking]

[pensive woodwind music]

[phone buzzing] Ring, ring, ring, ring.

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[phone rings]

[phones ringing]

[pig oinking]

[plaster breaks]

[quirky music]

[rap music over radio] Ohho ho ho. Okay.

[retches]

[retches]

[retching]

[roaring like a lion]

[rock music]

[rockabilly music]

[rockabilly music]

[romantic music]

[scoffs] Well you're here, so "loser" you too, bitch.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming] Oh!

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[seedy piano music]

[sensual music]

[shotgun clicks on speaker]

[shotgun clicks]

[shotgun clicks]

[shrill "Psycho" notes]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] They suck.

[sizzling] Ohh!

[slobbering]

[slow motion dramatic music]

[slow motion whoosh]

[slow techno music]

[slurping]

[slurring] All right, everybody,

[snickers]

[sniffs]

[sniffs] Oh, what smells... Something smells...

[snoring]

[soft rock music]

[softly grunting]

[sparsely dramatic music]

[speaking indistinctly]

[spits] Come on.

[spitting]

[squelch]

[stammering] We're really good friends now,

[stammers] I don't know.

[straining]

[sultry music on computer]

[tender piano music]

[tense dramatic music]

[tense dramatic music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]

[Theremin warbling]

[thudding]

[tires screeching]

[tires squeal]

[tires squeal]

[together] A clap back.

[together] Ahh!

[together] Ahh!

[together] Big old pieces of shit.

[together] Ohh!

[together] Ohh. Here we go. Yes.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[uplifting orchestral music]

[whispering] 12 pounds of weed?

[whispering] Can I talk into your microphone?

[whispering] It broke.

[whispering] You just did.

[whistling] Oh, wow.

[whooshing]

[whooshing]

[wolf howls]

[wolves whimpering]

[woodwind music]

[yelling over each other]

[yells]

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♪ Ah, ah ah, ah ah, Hammertoe ♪

♪ All the little animals ♪

♪ And going to the circus and play with ♪

♪ And I would understand I wish you would step back ♪

♪ And if you do not want to see me again ♪

♪ And the big animals ♪

♪ And The Human Jock Box ♪

♪ Arby's here we come ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Boys are fresh ♪

♪ But my good friends is all I need ♪

♪ Can you put the past away? ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ Four, five, six ♪ all: ♪ And seven ♪

♪ From that ledge my friend ♪

♪ From that ledge my friend ♪

♪ Gotta be fresh ♪

♪ Gotta be fresh ♪

♪ Gotta be fresh ♪

♪ Gotta be fresh ♪

♪ Gotta be fresh ♪

♪ Gotta be fresh ♪

♪ Gotta be fresh ♪

♪ He's insane ♪

♪ He's insane ♪

♪ Hello there ♪

♪ Here's a funky fresh sound ♪

♪ How many times a day do you wish ♪

♪ I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend ♪

♪ I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend ♪

♪ I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend ♪

♪ I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend ♪

♪ I would understand ♪

♪ I would understand ♪

♪ I would understand ♪

♪ I would understand ♪

♪ I would understand ♪

♪ I would understand ♪

♪ I would understand I wish you would step back ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ I'm fresh ♪

♪ Kick it ♪

♪ Let the bodies hit the ♪

♪ Let the bodies hit the ♪

♪ Let the bodies hit the floor ♪

♪ Let the bodies hit the floor ♪

♪ Pardon mon moi ♪

♪ Rah! ♪

♪ That you had a bigger dick? ♪

♪ That you've been living in ♪

♪ Unh! Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah ♪

♪ We came here ♪

♪ We're going to the circus ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You could cut ties with all the lies ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta... gotta ♪