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Ah.
Ah.
Ain't no game sucka.
Ain't no game sucka.
Albert ein Douche.
Albert ein Douche.
And I disagree.
And I disagree.
Arrête.
Arrête.
Can i?
Can i?
Cyborgs and wormholes and all that weird stuff.
Cyborgs and wormholes and all that weird stuff.
Damn it. Damn it.
Damn it. Damn it.
Good night.
Good night.
Have you ever tried to relax? It is a paradox.
Have you ever tried to relax? It is a paradox.
Hi.
Hi.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for a high concept sci-fi rigmarole?
How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for a high concept sci-fi rigmarole?
I don't care what anyone says, if it can be a planet, it can be a planet again. Planet, planet, planet, planet.
I don't care what anyone says, if it can be a planet, it can be a planet again. Planet, planet, planet, planet.
I don't think this is working.
I don't think this is working.
I hate Christmas.
I hate Christmas.
I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight.
I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight.
I suppose.
I suppose.
I told you I want to file a declaration that Pluto is a planet.
I told you I want to file a declaration that Pluto is a planet.
I told you so.
I told you so.
I want to file a declaration that Pluto is a planet.
I want to file a declaration that Pluto is a planet.
I'm Jerry Smith.
I'm Jerry Smith.
Jerry Smith.
Jerry Smith.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
No, stop. I hate this.
No, stop. I hate this.
Of course, Pluto is a planet sun.
Of course, Pluto is a planet sun.
OK, good.
OK, good.
Out.
Out.
Outside.
Outside.
Planet. Planet. Planet. Planet.
Planet. Planet. Planet. Planet.
Pluto is a planet.
Pluto is a planet.
Pluto was a planet. Some committee of fancy assholes disagree. I disagree back.
Pluto was a planet. Some committee of fancy assholes disagree. I disagree back.
The TV says there's nothing to worry about.
The TV says there's nothing to worry about.
Then my son's going to fail a science class. And when that happens, I'm suing you first.
Then my son's going to fail a science class. And when that happens, I'm suing you first.
This is a dog.
This is a dog.
This is a huge misunderstanding.
This is a huge misunderstanding.
This is gonna be fun.
This is gonna be fun.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is what I'm talking about.
What am I nuts?
What am I nuts?
What are apples?
What are apples?
What?
What?
Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?
Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?
Why don't we just burn Galileo at the stake for saying the sun is round?
Why don't we just burn Galileo at the stake for saying the sun is round?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I heard about that.
Yeah, I heard about that.
Yeah。
Yeah。
You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own.
You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own.
You back the right horse on this one, son.
You back the right horse on this one, son.
You called it a planet.
You called it a planet.
You guys are doing it wrong.
You guys are doing it wrong.
You know what?
You know what?
You think you can control me with a haircut?
You think you can control me with a haircut?
You wanna go outside?
You wanna go outside?
Your like。
Your like。
イエス。
イエス。
うん、うん。
うん、うん。
うん。
うん。
ハロー。
ハロー。