💬 Rick and Morty

A 2, 3, 4!

A 40 year old birdperson? Like, what?!"

A are my grandkids alive?

A bad song's a bad song.

A better place for all, no matter how many legs.

A choose your own cellphone carrier thing.

A feedback look of uncertainty that split our reality

A FEW LIGHT MINUTES SOUTH OF HERE.

A freaking lunatic.

A giant head has entered earth's gravity,

A goddess.

A hit song? We can't possibly...

A hit song.

A live performance of a newly written, catchy original song.

A long history together.

A long time ago, I implanted you with a subdermal chip

A one way ticket to staying on my body town.

A person no one's ever heard of until now,

A platonic friendship with an attractive female co worker.

A second mortgage on that tower.

A spoon, Morty?

A thing or two about... Wait, what?

A VERY PLANETARY MIND SET, MORTY.

A walking burlap sack filled with turds.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah! ...Eight...

Aaaah!

Aaaah! Holy

Aaaah! Oof!

Aaaah!!

Aaah!

Aaah!!

Aah!

AAH!

Aah!

AAH!

Aah!

AAH!

Aah!

AAH!

Aah!

AAH!

AAH! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

AAH! [ NECK SNAPS ]

Aah! Aaaaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Golf is hard again! Golf is hard again!

Abort launch! Abort! Hello?

About 6 million years ago

About 30 yards east. Or 300 yards west.

About an animal's life than my own ego?

About how little I trust marriage.

About the condition of our dear, beloved pibbles.

About what I did back there, Rick.

About your place in the universe,

About your relationship

About, like, the general vibe and stuff.

Above a alien dungeon!

According to this state's veterinarian statute,

Actually, I've decided not to eat it.

Actually, if you try to tell anyone what happened here,

ACTUALLY, IT'S BECAUSE OF YEARS OF NEGLECT.

Actually, let me grab my white board.

Actually, no. I think Unity's great

Actually, sorry, Summer.

Actually, the wedding was beautiful.

Advertising is my usual game, but I'm between...

Affirmative! Returning to sender.

After 988 seasons of "Planet Music",

After a famous vampire movie? Was he doing a bit?

After a pretty intense, mixed bag of a year.

After all you've done to blackmail me?

After due consideration, I have elected not to retire.

After he takes me out, he's... He's gonna be coming for you.

After I become a type one civilization,

AFTER I RETURN TO THE OTHERS WITH THIS LOCATION,

After we broke up,

Against the gromflamites!

AGGA BLAG BLAG BLAG!

AGGA BLAG BLAG OHH!

AGGA BLAG BLAG?

AGGA BLAG! UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Ah ah ah ah ah aah aah.

Ah ha ha. Boy, Jerry must think

Ah, all right. Fuck it.

Ah, damn.

Ah, I'll push it to next week.

Ah, you're paranoid, Rick. You've been paranoid since 'nam.

Ah!

Ah! Uhhhhh!

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Master Rick.

Aha, you see? What did I tell you two?

Aha! Yes!

AIDS!

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, HOMEY?

Alan Jefferson or something like that.

Alien hospital,

Alien prisoners under the house.

Aliens bureaucrats are gonna arrest you.

All bad, I hope. Ha ha!

All can be returned. All can be taken away.

All hail the one true God... The giant head in the sky.

All I have are pictures of me and my friends from school.

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

All of Rick's moves are dick moves!

All of them. That's their job.

All of these relationships are different,

All of you have loved ones.

All participation is involuntary.

All right, all right, cool it. I see what's happening here.

All right, all right. Thank you, Mr. Sanchez.

All right, beta shit seven,

All right, both of you just don't move.

ALL RIGHT, COOL. [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

All right, everybody listen to me.

All right, everybody.

All right, everything resolved?

All right, fine. Summer, Morty, put them on.

All right, guys, let's go home.

All right, here we go

All right, here we go.

All right, hey, hey, that's cool.

All right, I get it.

All right, I'm bored.

ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE.

All right, I'm gonna go to the roof and set things up.

All right, listen, you two.

All right, man, I'll talk to you later. Okay

ALL RIGHT, MORTY, LESSON'S OVER.

All right, Morty! You've done it.

All right, Morty. L let's get out of here.

All right, Morty. Let's get... let's do it.

All right, not bad.

All right, now, you listen to me.

All right, okay, fair is fair.

All right, okay, now we're in the quiet safe room

All right, okay, okay, okay, wrap it up.

All right, okay!

All right, perfect. Sit still.

All right, since this time crystal exists in both possibilities,

All right, that's it! I'm out.

All right, that's it. Move out!

All right, there's six of us.

All right, third time's the charm.

All right, uh, let's go find my ship.

All right, uh, maybe...

All right, way to go, Summer! What did I tell you?

All right, well, those are the two choices,

All right, well, w what do I owe you for the wiper fluid?

All right, you know what I'm talking about.

All right!

All right! Good work, Mr. goldenfold!

All right! That's enough!

All right.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S PROCEED.

All right. That's good. Good job.

All right. There's six of us, and that's it.

All right. Well, um, I'm not a huge fan, personally,

All the famous ones... they're gone.

All the important points seem pretty clear, no?

All the tiny people. Dorothy, take us away.

All this fear and conflict... I'm sure it's ruined the meat.

All you care about is yourself! You think supporting the family

All your shit, so it's together.

All: Bleeeeeeeeeh!

All: Go, son, go!

All: Hello, Rick.

All: Hey! We're right here. We're fine.

All: I'm fine.

All: Never.

All: Yes, Rick. Yes.

All... all I wanted was for everyone to like me.

Along for the ride, and they said, "ah, shit."

Already lost interest. Get in the car.

Also, if you tell your mom about this,

Am I a victim, Beth,

Am I right?

Am I the only real person on Earth?!

AMAZING.

Amphetetron?

AN ALT ON THAT COULD BE, LIKE, IF I SAID GASABLANCA!

An army of Jerrys.

An army of youbadass self?

An army.

An arrogant scientist prick on the verge of microverse technology,

AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON AT BLIPS AND CHITZ!

An hour ago, shrimply pibbles,

And 12 million deep fryers,

And 16 quadrants,

And a bar of dark chocolate.

And a bird teenager comes into your home and says,

And a bunch of free shit!

And a crotchless uncle Sam costume,

And a lot of vodka.

And a month from now,

And all sorts of things like... such as that.

And all the blood drained out of her.

And always hit on a soft 16.

And as a horse surgeon, I'm sure that you know

And as a result, he has the power to save or destroy entire worlds.

And away we go!

And away we go.

And being like, "what the"

And being nice is something stupid people do

And bring our musical reality show to a conclusion.

And called you a dumb ass, so you replied and told them,

And charge my phone and stuff.

And constantly makes it our problem.

AND DECISION MAKING A LOT TODAY,

And do a little bit of exploring.

And do you know whyi'm never coming back to this planet?

And don't even try to deny it, either.

And even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you

And even if he did, he wouldn't comprehend them.

And even if we were in a hospital, what could we do?

And every flashback is another mattress. Look!

And face the corner and talk to nobody.

And fly it to the country's top deer surgeon

And foam fists don't make you strong.

And found your subterranean lair

And fuck me for letting my guard down,

And fugitive Rick Sanchez,

And get you a coffee?

And hang out in the zit covered, hormone addled,

And have a family meeting in the morning.

And have proscribed antidepressants.

AND HE DOES HIS BUSINESS IN PUBLIC,

And he got away.

And he is the reason you and I know each other...

And he left us on dwarf terrace 9.

And he rubs it and spits on it.

And help us hunt the vampire down?

And help you get back to him.

And her husband, Sleepy Gary, is hands down my absolute best friend.

And hit the car and then we're gonna crash

And hook them up to an alien car battery

And hopes we have a great ascension festival!

And how dare you even ask me that?

And I came to this planet to eat babies.

And I could turn a black hole into a sun,

And I demand that you cut off my penis

AND I DO NOT OVERSTEP MY BOUNDS WITH MORTY.

And I do not understand how, or why,

And I eat it out there,

And I followed them when they hauled it off.

And I guess it's time for me to get back inside the old timer.

And I guess you guys felt like it was okay

And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time

And I know I sound like mom,

And I know you wanted to be the one to save it.

And I said, "The battery"?

And I say we show it right up this floating head's ass.

And I trust you to confine your activities

And I want the entire fld of your largest stadium

And I want the stands packed

And I will be what the single minded

And I won't forgive you for that.

And I'd push you on the swings?

And I'll be damned if

And I'll even call you on a regular basis...

And I'm gonna make a new life for myself among the tree people.

And I'm lucky to have you, and I never tell you that!

And I'm trying to save your life!

And if he loves Tammy, well, then I love Tammy, too.

And if Mr. Beauregard wasn't our butler,

And if you continue to turn your flooble cranks,

And if you gotta take it somewhere,

And ignore all random thoughts that feel... spidery.

And it certainly can't be someone

And it'll send you into a murderous rage if it gets

And it's gonna be what we deserve.

And it's not what you think.

And it's the will of the many heads

And just starts kicking the shit out of you.

And lay down some kind of beat?

And leaning off to screen left.

And let me tell you, I care about my personal space.

And let's get some stepped up personal space

And let's get this dumb universe rolling.

AND LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY,

And listen. Yes?

And look at this thing it's a monster.

And look how important potatoes have become.

And loving like, oh, I don't know,

And making whatever that gesture means...

And maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings

And mistrusting each other.

And Morty's bringing Jessica. He needs his tiny wing man.

And my lack of cats

And never come back? No. It's your house.

And never really be complete.

And no more subterranean excavation

And not just some big lie we're all telling ourselves

And nothing on the cob.

And now I'm... I help people.

And now it has a hole in it. I hope it was worth it.

And now Summer's doing it... and now you got Summer to kiss your ass.

And now we know why. Because of you!

And now we're back to "how did I get here?"

And now you want his penis, and you hand me some... Catalog.

And now you're just repeating stuff.

And our planet will be destroyed if they get out.

And our racism and, of course, the Amber Alerts

And put a wall around them.

And put it in that man's chest.

And rage out of our system...

And Rick did chain me up

And save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival.

And she just got me kicked out of school!

And since it's impossible that I didn't nail this,

And smarter than you are!

And smear them all over your face!

And squeegee comes up from the garage, right?

And step away from Mr. pibbles!

And Tammy!

And tell him to bring some brews!

And tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with eitherof you.

And tell shrimply pibbles

And that guy is from that universe.

And that guy made a universe.

And that lab coat's pretty cool.

And that's it

And that's the universe where I was born

And that's the wa a a a y the news goes.

And that's why I always say shum shum shlippedy dop!

And the best ice cream in the multiverse!

And the idea that it has anything to do with Rick

And the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away.

And the reason I'm alive at all.

And then because theyput you there,

And then Ethan played guitar, and we learned

And then he's gonna kill us!

And then someone's gonna throw a rock

And then the microverse around that, and guess what?

And then the next thing you know,

And then there's 31 other versions of me

And then they found out I was attached,

And then they use those to multiply and spread out, take over planets.

And then we showed up here, and I wasn't like,

And then you don't come back,

AND THEN YOU WENT BACK TO WORK AT THE CARPET STORE?

And there is no Cervine Institute.

And there's an alien towel.

And there's the approach.

And they push it through the grumbo,

And they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem.

And they try to purge us, we got to purge them first.

AND THEY'RE ALL COMING TO VISIT.

AND THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.

And this deer needs medical attention.

And this entire building is, in a certain sense, surrounded.

And this planet is the worst. How can you be into this?

And Unity doesn't want to talk to you.

And watch a lifetime original

And we can play Nintendo games!

And we just need you to sign off on it.

And we need to have a serious conversation.

And we should get you to a doctor.

And we will now render Jerry's perception of Beth

And we're gonna be stuck down there

And we've got about four hours to be is.

And what will he say when he hears the big news?

And what's your plan, general?

And who can have fun with this old bastard hanging around, huh?

And why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?

And why is our phone bill $700?

AND WIPE THEM ALL OVER EACH OTHER.

And with relatively few adjustments,

And won't take it public, however,

And wonder what might have been

And you and I will be on ice cream street, baby!

And you both want to be grandpa's favorite.

AND YOU CAN NEVER TELL WHAT TIME IT IS.

AND YOU CAN SHOOT THINGS!

And you caused another time fracture.

And you did it so we could clean the house after a party?

And you don't even know what it's like to be afraid of losing anything ...Than lose him!

And you force me to watch it happen because you'd rather lose them and lose me...

And you guys are a group of wanted criminals,

And you know what?

And you peed in all of your pants,

And you ruined ice cream with your boobs out.

And you take a giant shit on it.

And you throw me the one thing that can never kill anything?

And you will be assigned a function.

And you, Mr. President...

And you're a horrible influence on it.

And you're gonna type the number I just gave you into the keypad.

And you're taking it out on me. That's a good script.

And you're working together to get us back home.

And you've been a perfect companion to me my entire life.

And your alien prisoner,

And your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank!

And your solution is to shoot the audience?

And, as you can see from my flat, concentric nipple rings,

And, by the way, our TV signals take light years

And, most importantly,

And, now, you're trying to rush it along.

And, you know, just wait out the purge?

And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine

And... and open the blast shields and let us the hell out of here!

Annnd during that time,

Announcer: SPIRALING PERFECTLY!

Any deer shot by a hunter

Any leads on the vampire?

Any of your, uh, scientists working on anything new?

ANY SPECIES THAT GETS AHOLD OF THIS THING

Anybody here think it's suspicious

Anyone working on, say, a little universe in a box?

ANYTHING WITH LESS THAN EIGHT LIMBS

Anyway, I say we go home, sleep it off,

Anyway, we're not supposed to be in here.

Arbolian Mentirososians, show us what you got!

Are all present life forms assimilated?

Are already scattered to the quantum [bleep] wind?

Are at least 90% similar to earth?

Are attempting to show this being what humanity's got...

Are less evolved than the ones that just communicate!

Are still out of town and if we can have a party!

Are they not really aliens?

Are those baby quiches?

Are those cats?

Are those chokers from the '90s?

Are those... Mountains on a cob?

Are you dogs? Robot dogs?

ARE YOU DONE? I'LL LET YOU KNOW, MORTY.

Are you going as motorcycles

ARE YOU GOING ON A QUEST TO FIND HE WHO SMELT IT?

Are you guys down with that?

Are you guys in that movie The Craft with Fairuza Balk?

Are you guys Power Rangers,

Are you hyphenating it?

ARE YOU KIDDING? I WISH I HAD THIS IDEA.

ARE YOU KROMBOPULOS MICHAEL'S TARGET?

Are you losing your mind?

Are you okay? I'm putting you on speaker.

Are you ready to be nice to me?

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE SAME DAILY DROLL?

Are you writing this down? Will you please write this down?

Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with?

Aren't concerned

Aren't these people gonna barf into our mouths and absorb us?

ARH! [ NECK SNAPS ]

Arms down. I'm gonna do this again.

Around here a at this place, you know?

Arthrisha, what do you got?

As a looting by the korblocks.

As a vet, I'm sure you know that a deer

As long as Rick was out there,

As punishment for not caring enough about anything.

As we can all see,

As you can see,

Asshole!

AT A CERTAIN POINT, MY HANDS ARE TIED, MORTY.

At every one of those heads in the sky.

At first, everyone was like,

At least until Morty has graduated high school.

At least we're real, Jerry.

At least when I'm disgusting, it's on purpose.

At that lady over there getting coffee.

At the galactic federation in an hour.

At the same time,

At which point he'll realize what a hypocrite he's being,

At your Sonic testing facility at Area 51.

AW, BETH.

AW, CRAP.

Aw, hell no, man.

Aw, old man Rick can't party with a whole planet?

Aw, shoot. It was supposed to be a surprise.

Aww!

Aww.

Aww. Mr. Beauregard.

B but... But we don't have a song!

Baby wizard was a parasite?

Back in Brooklyn, we got a sayin'..

Back up, asshole.

Balloon, Morty?

Balloon, summer?

Balls, balls...

Balls.

Battle stations!

Be ashamed of yourself, sweetie.

Be better than me.

Beacon arriving.

Beat his ass! Get him! Beat him up!

BECAUSE GRANDPA ISN'T SHADY.

Because I don't go by height or age,

Because I don't want him to leave again, you dumb asshole!!

Because I just realized I haven't run

Because I think I have

Because I waited until I was certain

Because I was working on my universe.

Because I wasn't paying attention,

Because I'll just be ice floating through space,

Because I'm the smartest.

Because if I let you make me nervous,

Because in a strange way,

Because Jerry thinks you're that much stronger

Because of the kids in the first place

Because of your abandonment issues.

Because she she'll She bucks pretty hard.

Because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Because the two of you are the worst!

Because there was no chance of it ever hurting you.

Because they think it makes fruit grow bigger.

Because we are real and we are functional.

Because we got some fucking company.

Because we're afraid to die alone?

Because we're saving a little girl.

Because you cling and you cling. And why? Because you're the child, Beth!

Because you created someone smarter than you.

Because you have one night a year where you all run around

Because you love us?

Because you want grandpa all to yourself!

Because, you know, that's exactly how we all die... alone.

Before they even got pregnant, I bet.

Before they were assimilated.

Beggar: And I have no problem with that,

Begging your pardon, master Rick,

Beings everywhere have come together

Besides, there's a larger lesson to be learned here. Get him!

Best door ever.

Best weekend ever, Rick.

Beta seven, if my allies are a problem for you,

Beta seven, this is my single minded friend

Beta seven.

Beth and Jerry Smith? Yes.

Beth, Beth, please!

Beth, can we talk about this privately.

Beth, I'm your father!

Beth, it's me, your husband!

Beth, squanchy culture is more contextual than literal.

Beth, we'd like to promote you from horse surgeon

Beth! You'll want to see this.

Beth.

Beth's automatically on board always

Between the giant spiders and the government.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME, MORTY.

Beyond that, no offense to any of you, but all bets are off.

Biatch!

Bird dick.

Birdperson is my best friend,

Birdperson, you always stick up for Rick,

Birdperson!!

Birdperson.

Birdperson...

Birdperson's big day, Morty,

Blane: Need, or want?

Blim blam out.

Bob, Bob, I get it.

Bomb! Bomb!

BOO!

Boo!

Boo! Not cool!

Boom! In your face, Summer!

Bring him to the garage.

Bringing you guys in is my ticket up.

Brings the total price down to $110 after tax.

Burger time!

But a little help?

But also, I would never do that

But any astronauts you guys had in orbit are definitely dead.

But are we really supposed to believe

But at this point, you're performing it on venison.

But can you help me get to my family?

BUT GRANDPA AND GOVERNMENT DON'T GET ALONG.

But had to abandon Rick.

But he doesn't care about anyone but himself.

But he's got a lobster in one hand,

But he's just a human in a costume, you know?

But here's my reverse ask...

But here's what's gonna happen.

But hey, it's not like this planet

But how did you know it was Nicky?

But I also think that, one day, you'll all look back

BUT I AM GLAD THAT YOU INSISTED

But I can't give a crap about it.

But I can't sacrifice this whole family's safety

But I do want to say you are not making this easy.

But I don't get why I would do that.

But I don't know what to do with it, and it hurts.

But I feel like one of the 64 Ricks,

But I have a boyfriend, and, uh, he's just...

But I know us, and you're real, Jerry.

But I love barbecuing.

But I seem to recall a great deal of confusion

But I thought there were infinite time lines?

But I took an oath that I would let no animal come to harm.

But I was frozen and exiled to the cosmos by my elders

BUT I WISH I WAS THE VERSION OF ME THAT OWNED IT.

But I... I think we have to just...

But I'll be back to have sex with the survivors.

But I'm ready to roll those dice.

But I've become inebriated.

But I've grown.

But if Morty doesn't come back with my portal gun

But if those memories can't be trusted, then...

BUT IF YOU CAN LEAVE, THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

But if you don't do it, I say it's because

BUT IN MY CULTURE, WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT

But in the end, there can only be one...

But inside that container is an infinite universe

But it clearly means I have a problem with myself.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE.

But it's worth the risk.

But less off putting.

But life is made of little concessions.

But listen... I forgive you both because you know what?

But maybe there would be less conflict

But now things are evened out, so, arthrisha?

But obviously you don't have to make dinner every night.

But once I learn to accelerate the temporal field,

But only on one small part of your necks?

But our time's gonna need a little time to, you know, stabilize.

But Rick, summer's just

BUT THAT THIS GAS GOT NERVE!

But that's not really worth anything tonight, is it?

But the car seems to have the upper hand.

But the key is, it has to be our daughter,

But the only way your dumb ass assin' ass asses

But the top deer surgeon...

But the two of us, together?

But then I think, you know, in a lot of ways,

But there is still time.

But there's always been 10.

But there's not.

BUT THERE'S TWO DIFFERENT COLORS.

But these arms are vestigial!

But they don't exactly sell them at Costco.

But they're not themselves anymore.

But this girl is one of your poor people,

But this here is another matter.

But this house has been infested with fake loved ones

But those bad thoughts are the real Rick.

But time breaking twice means our problem is

But to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarcks.

But uncle Steve taught me how to ride a bike!

But unless this can beat that,

But we hunted it to extinction for breakfast.

But what if the you that likes it isn't you?

But what they won't know is

But why has Rick returned?

But you can't go in the garage when Rick's not here. I "can't"?

BUT YOU COULD UNDO IT IF YOU WANTED.

But you have spent this time learning nothing.

But you have to understand that as far as grandpa's concerned,

But you know the reason why

BUT YOU SAVED A MIND READING FART.

But you'd still be the woman I married.

But you'll break mom's heart.

But you're just bringing out the worst in each other.

But, and this is purely hypothetical,

But, baby, listen

But, Beth, what kind of man would say something like that

But, listen, just be careful.

But, Rick, even you have to admit you do tend to overreact to stuff

But, uh...

But, you know, on a planetary scale.

But... but... Here's the thing.

By implying I'm competitive?

By making incisions here, here, and here.

By myself, have a shot of getting out of here,

By other people's opinions of me.

BY PULLING THAT LEVER TO THE LEFT OF MY CELL?

By the alien known as Rick, who once gave our world

By the human known as Jerry Smith.

By watching a little of this purge through it?

Bye, Morty.

C CAN WE PLEASE?

C COULD YOU SING FOR ME AGAIN?

Call off the nuclear strike! This is the president!

Called it.

Calling all jan Michael Vincents.

CALLING ME GEARHEAD

Calling myself. Here, listen.

Calling you on a space phone.

Can be saved if we replace his heart with your human penis.

Can get to us.

Can I take it back?

Can take its business elsewhere.

Can the pope's dick fit through a doughnut?

Can we please talk about our situation?

Can you assimilate a giraffe?

Can you believe this guy, ladies and gentlemen?

Can you help us?

Can you make me a dumb grandson pep talk?

Can't afford to chance it.

CAN'T BLAME THAT ON THE DOG.

Can't think of anyone that is.

Can't you make some more?

Can't you see you're all the same?

CARBON BASED LIFE IS A THREAT TO ALL HIGHER LIFE.

Change of plan, people.

Check it out.

Check out all these zany characters.

Check out the new dance I made up.

Check this move out. # Oh, it feels good

Cheers to that, motherfucker!

CHILDREN, ANIMALS, OLD PEOPLE DOESN'T MATTER.

Chris, I'm in the middle of something.

Chris!

Class dismissed.

Clearly, I didn't know it was about vampires,

Coach feratu. Coach feratu.

Coach feratu's presence

Code tango niner Alpha!

Cold stone creamery is the best.

Come and get it, kitty.

COME FIND ME.

Come on in, guys.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, cousin Nicky. You heard Rick.

COME ON, JERRY. ALL RIGHT. COME ON, JERRY.

Come on, let's help grandpa.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. It's this way.

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Pencilvester. Give me anything.

Come on, Summer, that's the title of the art.

Come on, Summer.

Come on, this way!

Come on. It's not every day that I'm town.

Come out in the form of tiny Rick's teen angst!

Come out of the vehicle with your hands in the air!

Come out with your hands up, or we will be forced to open fire!

Come with me into the forest.

Rick and Morty - Season 2
Rick and Morty is a wildly popular animated science fiction sitcom that premiered its second season in 2015. Created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, this mind-bending show follows the misadventures of a cynical and eccentric alcoholic scientist named Rick Sanchez and his easily influenced, yet well-meaning grandson, Morty Smith. The voice cast for Rick and Morty includes Justin Roiland, who not only co-created the show but also voices both title characters. Chris Parnell lends his voice to Morty's insecure and hapless father, Jerry Smith, while Sarah Chalke brings life to Morty's intelligent and compassionate sister, Summer Smith. Spencer Grammer, then brings her talents to the voice of Morty's love interest, the strong-willed and adventure-seeking Tammy Guetermann. Season 2 of Rick and Morty takes viewers on a rollercoaster journey through various dimensions, parallel universes, and absurd situations. One of the most memorable episodes from this season is "Total Rickall," in which the family battles memory-altering alien parasites that implant themselves as beloved friends. The episode features hilarious cameos from a plethora of bizarre characters, including Reverse Giraffe and Pencilvester. Another fan-favorite episode from Season 2 is "The Ricks Must Be Crazy," in which Rick's flying car, the iconic spaceship known as the "Space Cruiser," breaks down in the middle of nowhere, prompting him to create a miniature universe to power it. As the miniature universe evolves and the civilization inside it thrives, conflicts arise, leading to unforeseen consequences. This episode not only provides humor and excitement but also delves into the ethical implications of playing god. In Season 2, Rick and Morty also explore their darker side with episodes like "Auto Erotic Assimilation," in which Rick reunites with an old flame, Unity, who happens to be a hive mind alien collective. This episode showcases the show's ability to tackle deeper themes such as existentialism, loneliness, and the complexities of relationships, all within the confines of a wacky and animated universe. The season continues to surprise and entertain with episodes like "Get Schwifty," where giant floating heads force Earth to compete in an intergalactic song competition to save it from destruction. This episode features one of the show's most memorable catchphrases, "Show me what you got!" Throughout Season 2, the animation style remains visually stunning, combining vibrant colors, unique character designs, and fantastic sci-fi landscapes. The show's unique blend of humor that ranges from slapstick to satirical, along with its numerous pop-culture references, adds an extra layer of entertainment for viewers. If you are a fan of Rick and Morty and want to relive the hilarious and mind-bending moments of Season 2, look no further! You can play and download the sounds from this season here. Immerse yourself in the quirky and unpredictable world of Rick and Morty, where no dimension is off-limits and sci-fi meets comedy. So, gather your gadgets, fasten your portal gun, and prepare for a wild ride! Whether you want to laugh, ponder the meaning of existence, or just enjoy the sheer creativity of the show, Rick and Morty Season 2 has something for everyone.
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