Morty Smith Soundboard Edit

A cartoon.

Can you help me do this stupid science fair project?

Dada.

Damn.

Don't talk about my parents like that.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Heck yeah.

Hello.

Hey, Jessica.

Hey, just so you know, I'm actually 14.

Huh.

I accept your call to adventure. Good Sir. Kind Sir.

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

I didn't mean, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry.

I do.

I don't want girls.

I gotta tell you something very important, OK?

I was thinking about it.

I wasn't kissing a pillow.

I'm actually 14.

I'm being serious, OK?

Imagine you're a sheet, yo.

It's a living nightmare.

Jessica.

Let's just get this over with, OK?

Listen, can you help me do this stupid science fair project?

Look, I gotta take a leak when I come back. If you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here.

Morty Smith: Grunting

No.

Ohh damn it.

Ohh I better not.

Ohh OK.

Ohh OK.

Ohh well, OK.

Ohh your sheet on a bed dog.

Ohh, that sounds like something a chicken would say.

Ohh.

Quit while you're ahead.

So why are they doing this?

Stupid.

There's something you need to know.

Uh, no, I think it's cool.

Um, you know, it's a.

Um, you know.

Umm.

We're surrounded by monsters.

What in the hell?

What?

What's going on?

Would you stop saying that? It's stupid.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yo imagine you're a sheet, yo?

Yo.

You doing OK?

You ever wonder what life was like to do a TV?

You know, you were right about the universe. It's a crazy and chaotic place.

You know.

Your sheet on a bed, dog.