Rick Sanchez Sounds: Rick and Morty - Season 1 Edit

A moment of your time.

After you cried and crapped your pants.

And I know that's not a popular opinion.

Anything else?

Are you people even human

Are you the devil a demon leprechaun?

Are you the devil?

Because I got I got a big you know penis between my legs.

Because I'm having a party bitch.

Bitch.

Block Papa nuke. Nuke, nuke, nuke nuke.

Boy, you really are 17.

Boy, you really got me up against the wall this time Jerry.

Bunch of people running around bumping into each other. Got guy up. Front says 2 + 2 other people in the next 8-4. Then they did the Bell rings. They give you a carton of milk in a piece of paper t...

But I'll tell you something, tell you how I feel about school, Jerry.

Careful guys, you're going to burn up the CPU with this one.

Course not morty.

Did you hear me say it?

Does evil exist, and if so, can one detect and measure?

Don't be like that.

Don't break an arm jerking yourself off.

Don't look at me dude.

From tiny Rogers

Fuck him. Fuck those people.

Fuck those people.

Fuck.

Gazorpazorp in the Andromeda system

Geez, you're easy to impress.

Get up that band aid off now you'll thank me later.

Good idea.

Ha.

Have fun.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey everybody.

Hey, I'm not judging. Just like to shoot straight.

Hey, you know I was thinking, you know, I might watch a movie.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Holy crap.

Holy crap.

Holy shit.

How about some Scotch whisky? You got any of that around here?

How's business?

Huh?

I can't abide bureaucracy. I don't like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.

I can't believe our tax dollars pay for this.

I don't give a fuck what you think Jerry

I don't give a fuck.

I don't know how much. I don't know what that is. Is that a lot? Is it a little?

I don't know what you mean by that. Can you be a little bit more specific?

I don't wanna overstep my bounds or anything, it's your house. It's your world. Your real Julius Caesar.

I just got bored everybody out.

I make my own stuff.

I mean we got, we gotta get get the hell out of here and go take care of business.

I never had any kids of my own.

I was thinking, you know, I might watch a movie.

I wouldn't want to offend you in any way.

I'll tell you what though, if I if it's satisfaction you're after, I think I might have an idea.

I'm a genius.

If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.

It takes 1 to know one.

It was your idea.

It's a waste of time.

It's all over Jerry

It's like that old song block. Papa, nuke, nuke, nuke, nuke, nuke.

It's time to go back to our lives.

Jerry

Jesus Christ our Savior was born today.

Just don't get too big for your loafers. Buster Brown.

Keep your hands off your Ding Dong.

Kind of makes you wonder, huh?

Later.

Let me ask you a question real quick.

Listen to me, I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension.

Martin Luther King Junior's birthday.

Maybe you're right, Jerry.

Morty

Nice to be on the same page every once in awhile.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Nope.

Not a good time.

Not sure.

Of course I am.

Oh look, it's Rosemary's baby.

Oh shit dog.

Oh shit motherfucker.

OK Jerry, you drive a hard bargain, but what am I supposed to do, say, say no?

OK Jerry.

Party.

Pass the butter.

Please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school.

Poop.

Poor little rickless bastards.

Regular pancakes are already shaped like flying saucers.

Rick Sanchez Sounds: Rick and Morty - Season 1 Sound

Rick Sanchez Sounds: Rick and Morty - Season 1 Sound

Rick Sanchez Sounds: Rick and Morty - Season 1 Sound

Seriously?

She's an idiot.

Since when do you have a job?

So everyone supposed to sleep every single night now.

So what are you like the devil?

So.

Sorry.

Sure, why not? I don't, I don't know.

Thank you very much.

Thanks.

That is a really nice cute top that you're wearing there.

That's my two cents on the issue.

The hell happened to this place.

There is something you could help us with.

This is a bunch of bull crap.

This is just sloppy craftsmanship.

This is Ruben.

Thought you'd never ask.

To me this was all just a bit like when Bugs Bunny fucks with the opera singer for 20 minutes.

We both know it wouldn't work.

We gotta bunch of robot computer people sitting around with their faces stuffed in a computer screen.

We talked about this, you and your parents and I have very disappointed in this behavior.

We're done here. Time to go.

What are you asking me for, Jerry?

What are you guys doing with my stuff?

What do you think I can just do it all by myself?

What people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.

What what's going on?

What's going on?

Whatever (1)

Whatever (2)

Who is this?

Wow hat trick.

Wrecked son

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

Yeah give me a sec

Yeah hello.

Yeah, talk to me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yo Ding Dong.

Yo Ding Dong. We're done here. Time to go.

You ask a lot of questions, Morty.

You can't have a party.

You girls are really something. I'll tell you that.

You guys know that song.

You guys realize that Christ was born today.

You have my word as a caregiver. Everything's gonna be fine.

You know the black effeminate guy from the 50s?

You know what I mean?

You never heard of it.

You realize at night time makes up half of all time.

You work for the devil.

You're missing the point, Morty.

You're welcome.

'cause I'm the richest Rick there is?