Dude Edit

A bad idea.

A couple times. He could be fun for prom.

A great writer and renowned pimp.

A lot of Wagner biographies.

A son, a brother,

Aaron Jakes is a douche.

Aaron Jakes. You know that little taint troll? Is he around here?

Aaron?

Afternoon Delight is the best.

Ah, well, uh,

Ah! Ah! What the fuck! Really?

All I’ve got are these weird weed mint strips.

All of our memories are wrapped up in each other.

All right ladies, let's throw on some slutty dresses and get fucked up.

All right, ladies, that's it, come on, party's over. Let's go. Be safe. Come on.

All right, ladies, we want a good, clean game.

All right, ladies. Let's get the fuck out of here.

All right, you know, you take that, I'm gonna get this one home.

All right? He has been with us through all of high school.

All right? I was trying to make our future special, because, Clo, I don't know what I would do if I lost you.

All right.

All right. Come on. I'm tired as balls. Let's get out of here.

All right. Hold on.

All right. Let's get schwatsy faced,

All right. Look, I'm not, I'm not gonna ruin your life forever.

All right. Party's over, let's go.

All right. We good?

All right. Who's ready? Angel dust?

All the girls hate me.

All your cherishing every moment and prom and your weird fucking memorials.

All, I'm just saying, like,

An announcement and then it'll be girls' soccer,

And Barack O'bubba Kush, because I know you're political and shit.

And decide everybody else just have to fall into place.

And gain 15 pounds.

And have no regard for your personal happiness

And he makes these gross comments about it and she's so fucking schevvy like...

And honestly nobody can live up to that shit.

And I feel really bad that I embarrassed you, I, I didn't...

And I really feel that that applies to my tenure here. So, let's just,

And I seriously cannot believe that you lied to me about it.

And I thought that I would join the ranks of those great uke players, but, uhm...

And I, I, was, I was trying to make this time special.

And I'm just trying to get us through it. I'm trying to make it better.

And I'm so sorry for being so intense about Thomas.

And it was like how warm, you know.

And it was quite a struggle to get them out.

And it's part of our loss today.

And jizz all over my head and I haven't even made dinner yet.

And just because I was in love with him, it doesn't mean...

And laugh, and be together?

And Liv, it was really scary. Never do it, okay?

And my crazy ex would kill me if...

And now, now I'm right here.

And she's, she's ditching prom for the orientation of her new life.

And that makes you feel alienated, and then you feel guilty

And that's home base.

And the vaccine will make everyone a zombie brain eater.

And then found this in my locker.

And then it gets weird waiting it out.

And then slowly reveal all your flaws when they're old enough to handle them.

And then, you fall into the cactus.

And this bracelet's like really fucking tacky.

And this is where the magic happens.

And what is,

And who is Iceberg Slim?

And you didn't tell me?

And you know how difficult tampons can be sometimes.

And you'll like that and that's, that's, that's just bad news for everyone, so...

And you're feeling all sorts of new emotions and then all of a sudden,

And you're gonna be absolutely fucking on your own.

And, like, have dinner with my parents and just, like, hang out with my family?

And, you know, whatever it is, whatever is gonna happen,

Anyway, I'd say talk soon, but I think we both know that's not gonna happen.

Anyway, indifference is the greatest aphrodisiac.

Are you allergic to gluten?

Are you f...

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you fucking serious?

Are you gonna talk to me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you sad about graduating?

Are you sure you want to shut down a full road for a red carpet?

Aren't you supposed to be in my class right now?

As an autonomous human being?

As if I deeply long for what's right in front of me.

Athletic, kind, and...

Because none of your friends are gonna be there

Because of our fucked up relationships with our dads?

Because people taking shits are a very captive audience.

Because we don't have a dad.

Because you were shoving your tongue down your ex's throat a few hours later.

Because, uh, some say it's based on Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation,

Beck.

Becks still has to worry about money, your dad is still gone,

Becks.

Becks.

Becks' eye fucked Bemis for, like, 30 full seconds.

Being in the places that have contained your life.

Bemis is hot.

Bemis.

Bergbaum Goldwyn Residence One.

Besides, I thought it might be nice if you have someone to give you their coat

Bite my penis.

Bong Connery, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe."

Boo!

But he refuted the comparison. It's not even a thing.

But he was something else for me.

But her being completely insane keeps us from ever being in a relationship.

But her choices, they're wrong. She’s making a huge mistake.

But hold on, what about those shrooms, though?

But I am gonna fuck it up for about a week.

But I guess, until then, he's still gonna get laid, right?

But if I don't go, I'd love to go to prom with you.

But if you have vaginal ears, you can wear earrings.

But in my fantasy, it's Gore Vidal and Trent Reznor.

But it doesn't mean everything else has to be peachy fucking keen, Lily.

But it's how it is, mom.

But seriously, you have to admit.

But the most important thing, is, uh, your date.

But the poet, Robert Penn Warren gave a better definition of loss,

But then we'll both celebrate our crushing victories.

But then, you know, I wanna see him and I still want him to wanna see me.

But this is about more than just girl power and getting laid.

But you guys ditched me and that is not fine.

But you should've talked to me first. What about bro code?

But, uh, you know, I mean, your expiration dating.

But, uhm, it's very cool that you are dealing with it now.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Thank you.

C.A.R.L. 4ever

C.A.R.L. forever?

Called it.

Can I have my underwear, please?

Can I take these off?

Can't believe school's in your hands now. It's all downhill.

Cheers.

Chloe and I are gonna come visit you...

Chloe hasn't heard from NYU yet, so that's a bummer.

Chloe is not going to prom. Chloe is going to orientation at UCSB.

Chloe, Beck, Melia. Where are you?

Chloe? Earth to Chloe.

Chloe's not going to NYU. She fucking hates me

Classy girls.

Clo. Clo.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. We need him around. His last days of high school, too.

Cops, cops with dogs.

Damn it.

Damn, I love to chill, dude.

Definitely. I'd really like to go with you, if you're into it?

Did she just say discharge?

Divorce meeting tomorrow, remember?

Do you ever feel like your parents only see you as an extension of their own ego

Doesn't mean it never will.

Don't be too long. Mom's gonna be pissed.

Done, bitch.

Donkey Bong,

Driving around with a bong in the backseat of your car.

Dude, no, do not. You're gonna stretch it.

Dude, this is serious.

Dude, whatever you thought he was,

Enjoy yourself.

Especially with Noah, because it looks like he's gonna be the one

Every guy you've loved, has left.

Every year says that.

Everyone's leaving, it's weird, you know.

Everything okay?

Eww.

Figuring out what to wear to prom.

First prom with my dudes.

For feeling alienated, and then you resent them

For making you feel guilty for feeling alienated, but the truth is

For the rest of my life, but it's chill.

Forty bucks apiece. Leggo.

From Dad, "Your mother is a bitch."

Fuck Aaron Jakes and screw that tiny Tinkerbell cunt.

Fuck me.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. I'm a bitch. That would be nice. You...

Fucking high all at the same time.

Give me your phone.

Glug, glug, glug, in my glass, then my tummy, and I will pee you out.

God, imagine how many times we've walked these halls and thought

God, shit buckets.

God, that fuckhead Mike's in there.

God, what am I gonna do without you?

God, you could be in jail right now.

Gonna be a, a big one.

Good one. And we'll do that thing where you guys hit a hundred times.

Got a little roof on there. A little roof.

Great.

Great. Come on. Let's go.

Growing up is understanding what eases that pain, friendship.

Guess you wanted to get it in with Sam now,

Guidance figure in your life. But, uhm, I mean, they'll really like me

Guys like crazy girls.

Guys, I pulled out two tampons.

Guys, I'm really sorry for being such a psycho.

Have you been smoking?

Have you ever masturbated to completion next to a total stranger before?

Have you guys given thought to going to prom together?

Have you seen Chloe or Amelia or Becks anywhere?

Have you seen him again?

Have you seen the video that she's talking about?

Have you to talked to Lil?

He didn't die so we could be best friends forever.

He must've gone on the computer when it was up.

He should really have a female counselor speak to her.

He was in love with you, too, Lil.

He was like, "Oh, you're so hot," you know, "you give the best handys,

He wrote me a letter about it.

He’s so mean, it really hurts me.

Hello? Yeah, father.

Her own dad in writing, in writing to her teacher.

Here you go.

Here.

Hey, are you okay?

Hey, Clo, you still at Lil's?

Hey, Clo, you still at Lil's?

Hey, Clo, you still at Lil's?

Hey, dickwad, can I talk to you for a second?

Hey, do you think we’re fucked up,

Hey, do you wanna go out somewhere, like, it's a little bit quieter?

Hey, guys, it's Meils. Uhm, I don't check my messages. So...

Hey, how's it go...

Hey, Lil, this isn't some fling.

Hey, Lil.

Hey, look, look, I'll talk to James, all right?

Hey, remember me?

Hey, so, uhm, listen. Would you ever wanna come over to my house

Hey, this is Chloe. Leave a message.

Hey! Come on. Limo's here. Let's get some double doubles.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Croissants to soak up the poison

Hey. Lil.

Hey. They attached a trash bag to a vaporizer, it's fucking dope, hit it.

Hi Rosa, uhm, is Chloe over there?

Hi, guys.

Hi, I, uh, I'm Mike.

Hi, it's Rebecca. I'm not here right now, so leave a message. Bye.

Hi, Robert, it's Jill.

Hi. So, it was a really good day at Path Less Taken, wasn't it?

Highs and lows?

Hm. Unless they turn you down.

Hmm, do the penises get hard?

Hmm, I have to finish my grad speech, but I almost don't give a fuck.

Hmm, only having two weeks left of high school with you guys.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. What's going on?

Hours logged in the same cars, in front of the same TVs.

How about this? You like that one? You like this one?

How are you feeling girl?

How could you be friends with someone who didn't know Thomas?

How the fuck did we get here?

How y'all doing? Have a seat.

How'd it go?

How's my pussy looking downward dog?

How's that back arch for my vagina?

How's, uh, how's your date?

Huge, sweaty balls...

I already have dates.

I always have my mom, I have you guys.

I Am Legend is how it will happen. Someone will invent a cure for cancer

I Am Legend?

I came here to give that little piece of shit a piece of my mind.

I can't be friends with anyone who didn't know my dead brother?

I can't believe we're at prom though.

I can't believe what a raging bitch Noah's ex is.

I can't believe you don't wanna go to school with me.

I can't believe you like shitting at school.

I can't believe you would do something so stupid!

I can't imagine leaving this place.

I can't imagine leaving this place.

I can't wait to be a mother.

I could be anyone to you. So, if we're gonna do this,

I didn't mean to be. And I'm really sorry.

I didn't wanna say anything before prom and ruin anything.

I do. I think you'd really like them.

I don't even know if that's a hundred percent what I wanna do.

I don't know about your face. I don't know if you would. But...

I don't know man...

I don't know what the fuck you're thinking

I don't know, we’ll see. Either have really fresh breath

I don't know. I wish Clo was here, too.

I don't know. Maybe this could be like a good thing for us, have some space.

I don't know. She's fucking crazy, man. I shouldn't have brought her, that was...

I don't think I'd do well as a prostitute. I'd definitely end up a truck stop boy.

I don't, I don't know if I'm gonna go to that or not, uhm,

I feel like my heart's gonna explode.

I feel like your period is punctuated by two huge dumps,

I found out that I'm not one of those guys,

I fucked up my eyeliner.

I get it, fuck!

I get it, sometimes you don't wanna talk, and he's not my brother,

I got in trouble, because James wrote something really gross

I got into NYU this morning.

I got it.

I got pain in my chest, a raging fire in my stomach,

I guess if I don't get in, Santa Barbara wouldn't be that bad.

I guess.

I had a feeling.

I hadn't heard from NYU, UCSB was sounding like the smart option,

I hate boys.

I have a little something.

I have been such a dick to you and I, I'm really sorry.

I have this pre frosh thing at UCSB this weekend.

I hope you're right.

I just wanted to be sad together.

I just, I can't take on mourning something that could have been.

I know what this is.

I know, it's ironic.

I know.

I know.

I know. There will be plenty of guys to satisfy us at After Prom.

I know. We're ready for men.

I like his wizard glasses.

I like spending time with you. I care about you.

I love him.

I love you.

I love you. I'll call you when I'm outside.

I love you. I'll call you when I'm outside.

I masturbate at school all the time, it's a great burst of energy.

I mean, dude, the ukulele...

I mean, I guess if she's not gonna go with me, you’re the next best thing.

I mean, I never felt like I needed mine.

I mean, what are we gonna do about tree next year?

I mean, you are a freak. But, uh, I mean, you've always been like that.

I miss our token white friends.

I need some perfume. You got any?

I promise.

I really need your guys' help on this. So Noah...

I spent an hour outside the bathroom yelling through the door,

I still have to deal with the gaping fucking hole that's left in my family.

I think I wanna go to UCSB, like, be close to my mom and stuff.

I think I'm gonna go.

I think I'm so fucking well adjusted.

I think that actual steam just came out of your ears.

I think we’re Treeless in Seattle.

I think you'd really like them.

I thought prom was your date?

I wanna talk to you about delegating.

I was a really big bitch, I'm sorry.

I was. Uh, it's an apology joint.

I wasn't even smoking. I was sad driving!

I, it's, most guys look so cool to you

I, uh, I couldn't find you at the party the other night.

I, uhm,

I, uhm, I wasn't listening to anything you just said.

I'd be an escort, but I'd only take jobs from Johns who, like,

I'll go first. Highs,

I'll just, uh, you know,

I'll leave you to wallow now.

I'm 18, though. Look, I just graduated, so...

I'm a good kid. I am. I just, I have a lot on my plate right now.

I'm crazy.

I'm fine.

I'm glad you came.

I'm gonna chug it.

I'm gonna get really quiet, but it, it's not that it doesn't feel good.

I'm gonna grab that blunt from the Travises. Travis!

I'm gonna... a lot of energy for the game now. Thanks.

I'm headed to Moreno Street.

I'm just glad I have another year here.

I'm just glad I have another year here.

I'm making hamburger helpers.

I'm nervous. All right. In the middle? Immanuel Bemis.

I'm never holding your hand again.

I'm not that nice.

I'm pretty sure they all left. I saw them walking outside.

I'm really sorry.

I'm so stressed out. I, I, I'm graduating.

I'm sorry about your prom.

I'm sorry.

I'm surrounded by brilliant women.

I'm thinking bathroom stalls.

I'm very comfortable here.

I'm, I'm 24, but I have the emotional maturity of like a 20 or...

I'm, uh, I'm gonna swing by and get you girls in 30.

I'm, uh, I'm gonna swing by and get you girls in 30.

I've tried to take comfort in the fact

I’m sorry. I didn’t want to upset you,

If you get cold.

In a beautiful atmosphere, all right, expertly created

In my paper on governments.

In the afternoon, it's much better lighting.

In the paragraph on oligarchies it said,

Into your mouth?

Is it good?

Is sad enough, Lil.

Is that fucking crazy?

Is that what I'm feeling, what it means to grow up?

It has the sense of too soon nostalgia,

It has to do with fear, of the unknown, of change.

It is love.

It might be cool to be all slithery like a dolphin.

It talks about everything from discharge to tampons,

It totally focuses and relaxes you.

It was a hard day.

It was so funny, and then I don't even know what's going on.

It worked out great.

It's a joke. She's not gonna get in trouble.

It's disgusting, there's splash everywhere.

It's for Clo.

It's gonna be a tough day, for everybody.

It's gonna hurt forever.

It's green, for what it's worth.

It's hot. I need something to drink.

It's just such a fucking letdown, you know.

It's like feel shitty or be alone.

It's like I was giving blowies in the desert all night.

It's like when you know things are ending, you freak out, and you try to hold on

It's like, it's like an angry sea monster.

It's not how it's supposed to be.

It's not some affront to what you guys share together.

It's part of who we are now.

It's stupid but, uhm...

It's the greatest gift this place has given us,

It's Thomas' favorite.

It's, it's because that it does

It's, it's, like, too confined.

It’s not funny.

James just sees you as a kid right now, soon enough you'll be friends.

Jared. Hey guys, what's up?

Jesus fucking Christ, Lily.

Jesus.

Jill, who did you take to prom?

Just a few times, late night at his house,

Just calling, 'cause our daughter's high school graduation is coming up...

Just started birth control titties.

Just the girl I was looking for.

Just wonderful, smart people.

Keanu Reeves's mother is actually Asian.

Keep going. Right there, I'm gonna cum.

Last night was really fucked up.

Last ones to leave,

Led by yours truly.

Let's all just be alone, that's a great way to go through life.

Let's dance. Let's do that.

Like bling?

Like cat and cow.

Like Penelope fighting off suitors.

Like, I see my dad and I'm like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Like, I'm not trying to date you. I, I know that you have to leave soon

Like, I'm the glue here, but without Clo,

Like, oh, like I've literally fucked my brains out.

Like, opium,

Lil, I'm just thinking about it.

Lil, whatever happened with that guy, I just...

Lil. Maybe the thing that I wanna do.

Lil...

Lily, I wanna get a family photo.

Lily, she wants a change.

Lily, you went off with some dude and didn't tell us?

Liv...

Loans categorically suck and I'm still paying mine off.

Look moi. No hands.

Look, after Party is more important than prom, all right?

Look, I know I'm no Heath Ledger, but I know you like big gestures so...

Look, I know it's wrong.

Look, I'll talk to him, if he's got a problem with her,

Look, Lil...

Look, wanting people to be happy and have a good time, that's a bad thing?

Look, you care too much. They smell it.

Look, you don't deal. Your dad is gone. The guy that you were in love with, died.

Look, you know, it’s fine that you asked Chloe to prom,

Love you, girls.

Love you.

Love you.

Making you thirsty?

Man, you are sexy. Fuck.

May be converted into the future tense of joy."

Maybe you, you have a, a daughter

Maybe, maybe you're getting a little too weird?

Maybe. Olivia and James are, are well. They're becoming really...

Meanwhile, my chocolate chunk prom date is over there feeling on some

Meils. Meils, are you okay?

Meils' parents still suck,

Menstruation is a miracle. I'm jealous that I can't experience it myself.

Mint?

Mmm, but either your dad fucks you up, because he's not there

Mmm, I'm writing that on my phone.

Mmm, well, that moment that you had, comes a little later for black folk.

Mmm. Are you sure he wasn't talking about the unpacking of his cock?

Mmm. Yeah.

Mom, I'm a really safe driver. I was just distracted.

Mom, she, she knows that you smoke.

Mom's pissed at me.

Morning sluts.

Mourning what was

Mr. Bemis: What's a fart that sounds and smells like nothing? A Sartre

Mr. Bemis.

My buddy was in jail at San Quentin. He was jonesing for some blow. Uh, those days I had a pretty good arm. So, I loaded up a tennis ball

My dad refuses to give Rosa benefits, but then I see him and he gives me this.

My mom is currently basting the brisket as we speak, so, yeah.

My mom wrote that to me in a letter when I was eight.

My parents never done one, so I'm just trying to sort through

My slender boyish figure is the stuff that trannies dream of.

Namast gay.

Next up we got one I call Kramer, because it like pops in.

No hair whatsoever, no eyebrows, no lashes.

No one's gonna go for that...

No wonder she wants to get away from you.

No, I have this, uhm...

No, it's just letting people have a good time is better.

No, it's just prom shit. What's up?

No, it's okay. She's off saving the world, one prom at a time.

No, it’s not about school, it’s about her.

No, no, no. You have to tell her how you feel.

No, you are my prom.

No? Okay, awesome. Fuck you.

No.

No. Hm mmm.

No. I should apologize.

No. Not right now. No.

No. So I was sitting in the library, and guess who walks in.

No. Us, going to school together, near each other, that is part of the plan.

No. You know what I need right now? I need my dudes, where the fuck is Lily?

No. You weren't a bitch, you weren't.

Noah Hang? I'm nearby.

Noah, I've been kind of dick like, too.

Noah, uh, are there some agenda issues you'd like to address?

Nothing. A guy was...

Now learn your lesson and smash your bong!

Now they're just a bunch of washed up skanks.

Now, even he got arrested.

Now, I don't know what's gonna happen, but I've got you guys,

Now, I wonder if the people at Columbia

Now, what do we do?

Obviously.

Oh God. Don't flatter yourself.

Oh no. Lil, I think Stella ate your breath strips.

Oh shit. You guys, we're late for yoga.

Oh, dude. They're everywhere.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. I have work tomorrow.

Oh, God.

Oh, look at that. What's that one?

Oh, Mr. Bemis loves croissants.

Oh, my God, I can't... with this psycho girlfriend act.

Oh, my God, I got so wasted last night.

Oh, my God, something’s off in PussTown USA. I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God, you're so wet.

Oh, my God. Chloe, we're so sorry. He meant so much to us.

Oh, my God. This is really out of tune. It's horrible.

Oh, please. Come on. I pay good money to have hot wax

Oh, shit, better grab Liv, come on.

Oh, sorry about the leaving confusion.

Oh, sorry, excuse me. Hey.

Oh, Stella.

Oh, thank God. Thank you.

Oh, that donk... That's funny. That's a, a sculpture that I, I made in school. It is. I, we're, I, I'm Student Body President.

Oh, that's good. All right. Freeze it, hold it.

Oh, there it is. There it is.

Oh, uh, well, she had mentioned something about it.

Oh, wait, wait, let me get a picture of you. Oh, seriously? Yes.

Oh, what the...

Oh, yeah, I did, because Amelia, in yoga, was pose banging Aaron Jakes'

Oh, yeah, which apparently you are going to with Sam,

Oh, yeah. I should roll.

Oh, you hadn't heard? And, and now you know, right?

Oh, you mean on your body.

Oh, you're getting into NYU.

Oh!

Oh! Look who decided to show.

Oh! My eyes.

Oh! My face hurts.

Oh! You're repulsive. That is disgusting. God, dear God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. And so she's, uh, going to the pre frosh orientation thing.

Oh. Her breath smells like someone hot boxed a toothpaste factory.

Oh. How adorable.

Oh. I got to meet with Student Council Noah about prom.

Oh. I love you.

Oh. Slow your roll, girls, the night is long.

Okay, bye.

Okay, guys, seriously, just, like, drink lots of water.

Okay, my little cruise director.

Okay, that was really... that was really tricky.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Okay, wait.

Okay? All right. Graduation, Tuesday. If you give a shit, go fuck yourself.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. A wise man once told me, "The world begins when I'm born and ends when I die."

Okay. After party tickets,

Okay. Be right there.

Okay. But like can you control them when they're hard?

Okay. Bye, Thomas. See you at home.

Okay. Come on, we got to go. Come on.

Okay. Email tonight, meeting adjourned, thank you guys.

Okay. Go photo. I'm gonna stay here and to really eat

Okay. I got to dump out.

Okay. I got to go get streamers.

Okay. I'm super excited. I'm gonna plaster these around.

Okay. I'm, I'll go to the bathroom.

Okay. I've tried to put a name on what I'm feeling.

Okay. Let's get started with those drug presentations.

Okay. Okay, goodbye. Go fuck... Yeah. Go fuck yourself.

Okay. Prom?

Okay. Reciprocity.

Okay. She's gonna go. That was fucked up.

Okay. So it's all finished?

Okay. So we only have two weeks left, right?

Okay. So, be happy for her, you should be supportive of her choices.

Okay. So, I wanted to talk to you about some prom stuff before Student Council.

Okay. So, if you send a sext to somebody and they text you back,

Okay. So, let's just hold our horses.

Okay. So, uhm...

Okay. So...

Okay. Sorry, Slutty B. Anthony.

Okay. Thanks, Rosa.

Okay. That only happened once, okay?

Okay. To the homestead?

Okay. To Thomas. All right. Here we go, all right.

Okay. Well, you know what? Sometimes you don't get to tell me that.

Okay...

Older brothers are gonna make fun of you. All right? That's just what they do.

Ooh. Yeah. I like the way you move.

Open up.

Or be a prostitute for a week?

Or maybe it is. Okay.

Or we'll be really high.

Or your dad fucks you up, because he's there

Our friend Rebecca here just had two tampons inside of her,

Paper bag should do.

Paying for loans and school and shit that's never even entered your mind.

People can be there, if you let them. You have to share this process, you have to share it with Student Council,

Piece of shit? Oh.

Please, please. Also, party at Carrie's tomorrow night.

Poor thing, she thinks that you hate her. She needs you. Look,

Potential roommate situation. Could you drive me?

Pre frosh thing at UCSB this weekend.

Pretty fucking cute.

Prom is just an excuse for girls to get fancy dresses and fake tans.

Prom planning, duh. Uhm, and lows,

Prom tickets, 15 dollars.

Prom, May 18th, it's gonna be the best night of your life.

Psst. Madame President?

Ready?

Really good parenting, mom.

Rebecca was, she was sitting with her new roommate.

Rebecca, come on.

Ref, your voicemail box is full, you missed the ball.

Right.

Right.

Right. So, that's when we hoisted you over the wall of the patio.

Rip most of that shit out of my body anyway.

Rosa may have served the brownies that I made for our private after party.

Ruin anything? What about our fucking lives, Clo?

Said that my unpacking of the third formulation was enlightened.

Savoring every moment.

See you when I see you, motherfucker.

See, you would've missed all this in the dark, drunken stupor of the party.

Seriously guys, they're 15 bucks.

Seriously?

Seriously? Have some self respect.

She is ruining our lives.

She just keeps telling me to think positive thoughts.

She knew who I was fantasizing about.

She's beyond high school. She's beyond prom. She's beyond you.

She's beyond this now.

Shit. Go. Go.

Since Thomas died, you've gone into overdrive. It's fucking oppressive.

Since you can't at prom, huh?

Smash it.

So Jerry will make

So there's this freshman girl who wears those kind of like risqué stuff

So we'll pick up tree then meet at my house, yeah?

So, how you doing?

So, look how well that turned out. Just kidding.

So, that's why The Matrix is pretty cool.

So, there are many things that are important for prom,

So, uhm, celebratory roll

So, wait, what happened?

So, we got a create a party tomorrow at Carrie's and I need to spread the word.

So, you know, If you ever wanna talk, I can imagine it's not the kind of thing

So...

Sometimes I just wanna punch her in her third eye.

Sorry, I just heard that and threw up in my own mouth.

Speech.

Stay away from him, cock goblin.

Stella.

Still a valid question. You lack imagination.

Stop.

Stop.

Summer was over and he was like, uh,

Take your time.

Taking over next year.

Talk.

Tastes like butter.

Taxi's here bellas.

Thank God we got invited.

Thank you for putting up my draconian security protocol.

Thank you, officers. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks. How was your day?

That doesn't make any sense.

That East Coast weed is some schwag ass shit.

That gets, gets a lot of attention around here.

That is rotting in your stomachs.

That is so hot that you asked, yes, please, take them off.

That life stops.

That was awesome.

That was so sad, it sucks.

That was the one, good cake.

That was your bro's favorite, too.

That was... doesn't that...

That we are now the stewards of his story...

That... Ten and two.

That's awesome.

That's fucking suck.

That's the most times I’ve heard the word tampon ever.

The bouncer wouldn't let you in with your In N Out.

The friend ecosystem.

The monkeys. The monkeys.

The thing with dick fingers, is that you cannot wear rings,

The water hot enough for you?

The, the sophomore who wears that puka shell necklace?

Then a friend said it, loss.

Then it'll be boys' soccer, though I really object to that order,

Then what's that bong in the backseat?

There is a whole life happening all around you and you can't control it

There is home base.

There is this book, it's called It's Perfectly Normal,

There with us through high school, life, death, SATs, prom,

There's nothing weird about just hanging with your prom date.

There's this...

There’s this like, this freshman girl...

They have fucked me up, just fucked up.

They just don't have the capacity to understand or care?

They're gonna wanna bang her and if you're not nicer,

This has been really tough for me, too.

This is an awkward moment, but I feel like, uh, I have a coffee date,

This is awesome.

This is bullshit, why do they want your tickets?