Rick and Morty - Season 3 Edit

A Am I Am I still alive?

A and the holidays?

A And your Mom's lawyer says

A bunch of them got killed, too.

A cave isn't gonna cut it. We're gonna have to use Beebo.

A city of Grandpas?

A dad makes a toilet look like R2 D2,

A different kind of Rick, I guess

A glowing green rock, or an awesome, giant arm,

A great place for her to be right now.

A lie detecting doll, an indestructible baseball bat,

A little Kwanzaa you're willing to slide my way?

A mad scientist use handmade sci fi tools

A man's garage is his castle.

A message from the Ricks and Mortys

A metal bucket is, on a certain level, a kind of "mustache,"

A Morty's gonna be president.

A mutual love of French cinema?

A new champ!

A pair of scissors attached to a timer?

A pink, sentient switchblade.

A portal to the blender dimension?

A princess has it. If I get it, I'll be awesome.

A Rick partner?

A Rick, a Morty, a god damn Jerry...

A selfish, manipulative, dishonest species that...

A speech about politics...

A Taser shaped like a ladybug, a fake police badge,

A teddy bear with anatomically correct innards,

A vehicle, sir, an interstellar vehicle.

A very enticing compensation package.

A whip that forces people to like you.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! All right, you know what?

Aah! I blame you, I blame you!

Aah! Shit!

Aah! Stop!

Ability to do anything... But only whenever I want...

About 40 yards from anyone else.

About a totally fabricated origin story.

About order...

About our fake adventure.

About the world, I change it.

Absolutely, Morty.

Absolutely.

Across infinite realities.

Actually, I just realized, I don't have my wallet,

Actually, I think it shuts off automatically

Actually, Noob Noob, you have a new mission.

Actually, we assembled a second time last summer

Afraid...

After 70 years of being bottled up

After all the time and energy I spent

After everything we've been through,

After his parents tragic death in a railroad accident,

After murdering his boss and several coworkers.

After the boom boom, some adapted to the new truth,

After you.

After you.

Agh!

Ah, Bubbala!

Ah, geez. I'm miserable. Am I good or what?

Ah, shit, I don't even

Ah, shit, Morty, get behind me. It's a fuckin' alien overlord!

Ah, shit, Morty, what did you do?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ahh, here it is. [ Burps ]

Ahh, it would've been if I hadn't!

Ahh, zip tie.

Ahh!

Ahh! [ Coyote snarling ]

Ahh! [ Screams ]

Ahh! Ahh!

Ahh! Just do it!

Ahh! Oh!

Ahh! Ow!

Ahh.

Ahh. Gather round, gang! [ Moos ]

Alan Rails, ladies and gentlemen.

Alan, I'm not proud of what's happening here,

Alien pheromones through a laser hookah

Alien Warlord: I'm not an unreasonable man, Beth Smith.

All aboard, motherfucker

All aboard! [ Whistle blows ]

All good? Totally.

All gummed up and mixed in with real human DNA.

All I know is, totally, you look great.

All kneel for King Tommy!

All Morty Students: Good idea, Rick.

All of it. You were looking right at me.

All of these deaths are on your hands.

All right knuckle[burps]heads, any questions?

All right, by now, I've been pretty clear

All right, calm down! We have his Summer as a hostage.

All right, cut the high road routine.

All right, fuck it!

All right, fuck this. Time for plan B

All right, it's been great, guys.

All right, kid.

All right, knock it off!

All right, let's get sloppy.

All right, mister comedy man, you don't have to bust my balls. You're not helping things.

All right, Morty, fuck this noise.

All right, Morty, pack your shit!

All right, Morty, you ready for our adventure

All right, Rick, I'm gonna go to my...

All right, save it for Youtube. I'll keep looking for clues.

All right, so you want to do this here or outside?

All right, that's it. I'm outta here.

All right, then, back to work, you gold rickers.

All right, we'll put a pin in it.

All right, well, do pickles live forever or

All right, well, you're gonna have to take off your shirt.

All right, what's going on here?

All right, you asked for it.

All right, you know what?

All right! Knock it off! You're not impressing anyone.

All right. All right, all right.

All right. Good job, champ.

All right. It's dinnertime.

All right. Short mission. Good mission.

All the different Ricks from all the different realities

All this spring at Clothes Mart, there's a clothes sale.

All those memories just erased!

All Vindicators report to the...briefing room.

All you got to do to get that started is kill the girl.

All you had to do was go away!

All you have to do is know the difference between good and bad,

All you know is that you know nothing and he knows everything.

All your life's are lies!

All: [ Blowing raspberries, mock cheering ]

All: [ Grumbling ]

All: I love being your new Mor... Farty.

All: This is a great adventure.

All: Whooooa!

Almost as amusing as when your first Rick

Almost... got it...

Aloha...means hello and goodbye in Hawaii

Along with, in order of national embarrassment,

Also cold...

Also really important,

Also, I broke up with Kiara, and she didn't take it well,

Also, if I wanted to kill you

Also, why is the string attached to it running through

Alternatively, I have a freaking portal gun,

Always wait for permission to [burps] feel accomplishment

Am I dead?

Am I evil?

Am I getting a selfie?

Am I great insect creature or what?!

Am I right?

Am I right? How's school, Morty?

Am I the clone?

Am...

America returns that favor

Americanos! Pressa!

An "X Files" monster in your basement.

An entire town could be illuminated by...

An exact copy in every way.

An execution.

An unexpected turn of events

And and and, uh...the drones.

And and do do me a favor,

And 20 minutes jumping around while shit blows up.

And a bubble of fucking air, you're the reason this species

And a bunch of the Szechuan sauce.

And a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones.

And a couple of grandkids

And a smudge on the goddamn lens, Summer!

And all that kind of stuff.

And all that stuff I said about Vance, that's not real.

And also Hawaii.

And as for you, Genital Washer

And because, like I said, I don't remember last night.

And blood and a stomach.

And by "make dinner," I mean...

And commit to this rural character

And controversial thought

And crafting stuff to mine with?

And desk wetting in history class.

And devised a way to reach out to us?

And do a little [ Clicks tongue ]

And do it in three minutes or you'll [burps] all die.

And draining them of any ability to fend you off.

And either tell her you want to stay married

And enjoy a consequence free vacation.

And everything means everything when it's on fucking TV!

And fate has put her locker two down from yours, Duane

And fold yourself 12 times.

And for booking one of the hottest talents out there

And for what it's worth,

And has zero chance of going "Blade Runner."

And he got pretty pissed off.

And he says I'm not, but that's what he'd say to a clone.

And he wants more!

And his dad who likes him.

And hope to hear from you again.

And how can you not see how fake that is?

And how is that?

And I am not dealing with it in a healthy way at all.

And I can leave the two of you here forever!

And I can't deny that I'm inspired by your passion.

And I don't they they don't want me around.

And I don't care what you look like.

And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall

And I don't think this science thing is gonna pay off.

And I dragged us all into my sexist, racist bad things

And I feel like he's earned a selfie.

And I guarantee you're going to die if you touch me,

And I have been promoted to regional manager.

And I have never died.

And I hope you get to be a full fledged Vindicator

And I just thought, "[[bleep]] it. Lips don't sweat."

And I say that the Rick in there is right.

And I still don't know what I do.

And I think it's because the only

And I'll leave out the part

And I'll never get to touch her.

And I'm afraid we need to make a little change.

And I'm already back to thinking you're an asshole.

And I'm getting better grades than when you and Dad were

And I'm not gonna take their dreams.

And I'm pretty sure we don't need Vindicators.

And I'm Rick D 716. Must be nice.

And I'm saying you aren't getting one

And I'm sexist and selfish,

And I'm so sorry I ever did this to us.

And I've got about eight to live.

And I've never met a universe that was into it.

And if I say yes, you're gonna provide that for me with that?

And if you have any friends or family that eat poop

And if you think you can even approach it

And if you think you're safe, he's coming for you!

And in case I never made this clear to you, Summer,

And in the bargain, he got a taste of real freedom.

And in the comments under your weird rant on Facebook.

And instead of doing that, will you just go away?

And is infecting your kids with a tendency

And it breaks the front page of Reddit,

And it could take hours or even days

And it technically counts as patriotism.

And it's hot under here, wh which, by the way,

And jump through a wormhole that will put us

And just kept taking our baggage out on unrelated people?

And just to be sure, you're not pretending to be convinced you're real

And left it to rot.

And let me ask this.

And let me know when you're done.

And let's get the "F" out of "H."

And live out the rest of your days

And lock yourself in the escape pod.

And look where intelligence gets you.

And masturbate.

And maybe take the wormhole out for breakfast.

And maybe this is my way of saying, "Okay,

And mentioned it to zero applause.

And my bus pass is in there, so maybe

And now for the E splat!

And obviously what I like shouldn't matter.

And one more thing. If I were a clone, would you tell me?

And orders drone strikes to cope with his insecurity.

And our Rick is the most... himself.

And probably the solar system,

And put my seed in it.

And reminded me of all the bad stuff you did to me.

And root for good.

And several women? Well, he is the Worldender.

And she wanted me and Summer to come home,

And she wants to murder you two.

And she's saying what's important is

And shove you into the vacuum of space

And since we can't remember what went wrong,

And six years of improv workshops.

And so I did.

And so it begins, my pretties!

And some chose to huddle near the boomy holes,

And some of you might not think I put in my time,

And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom,

And stop panicking, which is a state of mind

And Summer snorting glue or whatever...

And telekinetic?

And that is how you get level nine access

And that thing is the only part of the Vindicators

And that this thing on your head is designed to...

And that's how you run a Citadel!

And that's when Malakai the Squid came,

And that's why one pussy plus two pussies

And that's why she said the Yelp reviews didn't matter.

And the acorn plopped straight down, baby.

And the bottom line is,

And the brass section was swelling

And the chemical it makes his brain secrete

And the divide between the two groups

And the first thing you learn is,

And the government go away.

And the idea that I was motivated

And the Lincoln Slave Coliseum.

And the lowest status character in my idiot family?

And the mail tubes to get around.

And the police are on the way.

And the president, it's got nothing to do with me.

And the purple ones are my family's, what are the red ones?

And the rest of their name was "Stalkers."

And the rest of us.

And the ugly truth has always been...

And the whole time, I'm the same thing.

And then consuming their proteins,

And then eat the babies. [ Froopys murmuring ]

And then he dumped Summer for this girl, Tricia Lange,

And then they got rid of it, and now it's gone.

And then you pass out.

And there's no afterlife. Everything just goes black.

And they still had to bring me back?

And they weaponized the Eiffel Tower!

And things just kind of clicked.

And this it's just paper that only has value to me.

And this time he's out to end more than worlds.

And this would nourish you.

And try to make it a a lesson about...yourselves,

And us as cops on his payroll.

And walk around the cabin

And we appear to be in some kind of secret confined space.

And we can go break him out of prison!

And we fight aliens, like "Men in Black"?

And we keep giving it to him

And we were all one with eternity.

And we were going to rescue him.

And we'll be doing this instead of interdimensional cable.

And we'll return the favor.

And we're hiding from you so you don't kill her

And we're seeing how you'd act

And we're the same age!

And what's with Hunger Games Summer?

And when I say "honestly" you can believe it,

And where a different but identical version

And why is the time set to 10 minutes from now,

And why your pretentious, poorly written,

And wipe my ass.

And would like to stop, give them my number.

And yell out, "Downbeat"? No, thank you.

And yes. He was better than you.

And yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces.

And you are very smart because you're very much my daughter.

And you aren't leaving

And you don't know what I can do!

And you dragged everyone into a horrible situation

And you got to, you know, do what you got to do.

And you guys did Vindicators Two...without us?

And you just gotta love him for that.

And you just happened to pick this planet to hunt?

And you kicked me in the balls 10 minutes ago!

And you kicked me in the balls 10 minutes ago!

And you know how Morty gets when he gets emotional.

And you know what? I'll cop to it.

And you recognize she's got a hot bod

And you survive because people think,

And you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head.

And you two aren't American anymore!

And you'll be shipped to the wasteland.

And you'll find that we're still running it now.

And you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something.

And you're now terrified that becoming self aware

And your body awkwardly enlarges at the rate of a '50s movie.

And your favorite sports blooper?

And, as much as I hate to admit it, ABC's "The Bachelor."

And, clearly, Morty.

And, eventually, it will.

And, is your uranium powered cellular matrix

And, man, we gotta all give it up for Rick,

And, no offense, but I've always suspected

And, therefore, it does not warrant further explanation.

And, uh, I've sustained a lot of damage.

And, well... well, he's not a villain, Summer,

And, yes, I see the irony.

And, yes, yes, yes, yes, you save the world now and then.

And, you know, I don't think this is

And, you know, we're not doing so bad.

And? And?

And... and I do not know what I'm doing.

And... and... and a...

And...I'm drunk, so, you know, I just...

And...Morty, right?

Announcer Rick: Citadel Morning News.

Another day, another dollar.

Another? Please? With less water?

Any bearing over our lives ever again.

Any mutations, augmentations?

Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid

Anyone here with level nine access could [burps]

Anything but complain about me being in charge,

Anything's possible, Tall Morty.

Anyway, so yeah, the suspect says the Citadel's a lie,

Apparently, an anonymous American diplomat

Apparently, S.E.A.L. Team Ricks suffered heavy casualties

Apparently, you have a need to swing your dick around?

Appealing to your sex addicted lifestyles.

Arbitrary pickle obsession as an end run

Are afraid at all for your safety?

Are going to what used to be Seattle

Are or something.

Are the only person we like.

Are the red ones stuff you wanted removed?

Are there pants?

Are using cars to guide the lava into a cul de sac,

Are we ever going to stop paying for indulging your father?

Are we gonna go back?

Are you a little superhero now?

Are you excited about that, Morty?

Are you far away, or are you inside something?

Are you going to set all their nukes to target each other?

Are you going to stay?

Are you going to, I mean, you know,

Are you guys millennials, or are they like 40 now?

Are you guys sure you want pizza?

Are you hungry? I was just about to make dinner.

Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me?

Are you kidding? [ Chuckles ]

Are you listening,

Are you okay?

Are you ready?

Are you rushing into a new thing to get back at Mom?

Are you saying Tommy survived here

Are you serious?

Are you seriously Sawing the Vindicators?

Are you sure there's not just a picnic nearby?

Are you...

Are... are you... my new... R... Rick?

Aren't there, like, infinite time lines?

Aren't you a child? Only in the ways that matter.

Aren't you guys supposed to be at your father's

Arnaldo's isn't closed in the dimension

Around 14 years old...

Around what was supposed to be their therapy.

Arrest them. Son, you have a right to refuse his order,

Arrest them. Son, you have a right to refuse his order,

As an excuse to strip away our freedom.

As an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse.

As for the reason you've never, like, arrested us,

As if. He was in your basket.

As long as we brought him back.

As long as you live, no matter where you are,

As Morty from the Morty Party

As someone that just likes getting high.

As you can see around me, your mind's been blown

Asking Ricks to contribute

Assassinating you.

Assess this with cold indifference,

At the state correctional facility.

At this point in the song from "Volcano,"

Atlantis, baby! That was amazing.

Automated Rick: Garbage dump.

Auxiliary systems, check

Aw fuck

Aw, come on.

Aw, crap, I think Arnaldo's is closed.

Aw, geez man, that sucks

Aw, geez, man. Nothing, man.

Aw, geez, Mom, you look all kind of great and stuff.

Aw, geez, Rick.

Aw, geez.

Aw, geez. Hey, what's goin' on, fellas?

Aw, hah.

Aw, man. Aw, geez.

Awesome possum.

Awesome. Rick: Yello?

B But I mean really special, like,

Back to the spa we went to, Morty.

Back to you, Ricks.

Bad day.

Bad idea. Wait. Why?

Became an enemy of America

Because Mmm.

Because everything's bullshit

Because he doesn't care!

Because I don't respect therapy, because I'm a scientist.

Because I don't see the need to leave this part of my brain

Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy

Because I know I don't.

Because I might have some thoughts.

Because I sensed something was weird when you came back

Because I thought I could get a break

Because I told her it was your fault.

Because I wanted you to spend time with me?

Because I wish that would change.

Because I'm charmed that life finds a way, but...

Because I'm not a mouse in a European children's book.

Because I'm not a petty piece of shit.

Because I'm not an issue of Cosmo, okay?

Because I'm not sick. Ex girlfriend?

Because I'm stupid. Thank you.

Because I'm the replacement Beth?

Because if there isn't someone in here

Because if those pills are based on subatomic compression,

Because if we can kill our enemies,

Because it can always be worse.

Because it was half a million ants and half collapsing star!

Because it was the scene with the guy melting in the lava.

Because it wasn't the arm of a paramedic.

Because it would make my ex notice me

Because it's incentive for you to give me my cleanest shot,

Because it's my fault that you're in here.

Because moving to a new version of Earth is a bitch and a half.

Because my epidermis is laced with a nanofiber defense mesh

Because my memory is of hating that night.

Because nobody's special to him, Summer,

Because now she loves my dad,

Because of the fart?

Because Ricks hate themselves the most

Because that's what I need to think

Because the code you just uploaded wasn't actually my portal gun formula,

Because the thing about repairing,

Because there are some major issues between you and Beth

Because they're assholes!

Because they're threatened by what makes us unique.

Because this woman loves you.

Because to fight darkness is to fight yourself.

Because we barely knew each other,

Because we both know I'm too healthy to lie

Because when you're an asshole,

Because who am I and why am I grooming myself?

Because you could replace me with a clone?

Because you guys are moving kind of fast, no?

Because you kept drunk dialing me and crying about it

Because you know I feel sorry for you.

Because you love her!

Because you never had a son.

Because you suck.

Because you think you're getting a selfie and leaving.

Because you're a terrible liar.

Because you're actually convinced you're a clone

Because you're Brazilian.

Because you're misinterpreting the moment.

Beebo led us to water! He's our friend!

Before he changes his mind and doesn't move out.

Before I had to start, you know, cloning a replacement

Before I'm able to figure out how to return to human form.

Before our newly democratic Citadel

Before they're backing up on our ass, Morty!

Believe me, I got a lot more use out of that thing

Believe me, man, I've been working here a long time.

Believe me, sweetie, that man's motivations are a mystery.

Best dad ever.

Best day spa in the galaxy.

Best thing that's ever happened to this family.

Beth, it's him or me!

Beth, you crazy bitch. You're my daughter.

Beth, you know, when... When smart people get happy,

Beth, your hand did a little thing there.

Beth?

Between healthy and sick for everything that goes through it?

Between the first whirly and the third dirly,

Between you and my new girlfriend, Kiara.

Bicep or quadricep?

Bienvenue a la Chez Divorced Dad.

Big Morty likes to contribute

Big Morty, you're under arrest.

Bitch, I was ready yest

Bitch, my generation

Blood Dome playoffs.

Blue pill or red pill, what'll be, bro?

Boo nah?

Boob ya!

Boom! Big reveal I'm a pickle.

Bootleg portal fluid.

Booyah! Fuck you, pal!

Boy, I got us knee deep in paperwork, huh?

Brace for the ice limit.

Brewing around in your noggin really connected with you.

Bring him in.

Brotherhood...

Built on lies, and some other shit.

But but I'd like you to try something

But a certain other candidate

But a Snickers wrapper kind of got stuck on it,

But admit it, Rick... you're going crazy cooped up in here.

But after our morning hike I started receiving very faint,

But all shitty things must come to an end

But can we trust Wait, what?

But definitely not the Train Guy.

But do they know yourselves, do you know yourselves?

But feel free to call us, you know, as... as, like, friends.

But getting him back wouldn't make things better.

But guess what she has two of?

But he also lives on the moon

But he said there wasn't any evidence!

But he shouldn't be your hero.

But he's locked up in Area 51 already,

But I do have a thing at 6:00.

But I don't relate to her.

But I doubt it.

But I go by another name, too.

But I hope you know that's not what

But I know you're still the same pathetic loser

But I love to watch her phase shift away.

But I still have time to touch her."

But I think he's worried you're gonna, you know...Pbht!

But I think I'm mounting in suspicion of you.

But I think it's time to pull out of the race.

But I think you're about to make history.

But I want you to know, even if I didn't show it at the time,

But I was desperate to touch you,

But I wouldn't recommend...

But I'm Charles Manson because I gave you

But I've got a message for them,

But if every Rick hates the government,

But if I ever gave you the wheel we'd be dead in five minutes.

But if you keep coming at me,

But if you want to die slower than that, I'm super into it.

But in the end, humanity's instinctive dismissal of him

But it has to be balanced with defense...

But it seems to represent a positive change

But it'll never stop trying to throw you.

But it's got its charms.

But it's not our place, you know,

But it's right on the money.

But killing you gets me to her quicker

But less off putting.

But look what it did on the mezzanine.

But more streamlined.

But Morty and I have to meet a Lady Comet, a Monorail Man,

But my hand had Snickers on it,

But never your dad.

But not both.

But not just put it in my mouth and let it slide down my throat,

But not something I want for myself.

But not the one that did this.

But now you have everything you want,

But now, reliving it, all I can feel is how lucky I am

But once we give you this technology,

But our assembly line is justice.

But our most sensitive data.

But really eat it. What the fuck?

But some lines I don't cross.

But speeches are for campaigning.

But that doesn't mean that we have to be.

But then you said you were sorry, and I realized

But there comes a time in every man's life

But these guys wear khakis and hockey jerseys?

But they don't pick the location you'll

But they stripped us of everything that made us unique!

But this cracked driveshaft brings me great pain.

But this divorce decision listen mwah!

But this is actual food,

But this is the all time weakest bluff that I've ever

But this might do it.

But Tommy's still in there,

But w w we'd be together and...

But watch closely as Grandpa topples an empire

But we can't jack them off, then how are we better than them?

But we want to remember the good things.

But we'd discover a lot more that we did.

But what can I say?

But what do I know about sensitivity?

But when you were, how did you know about it?

But wouldn't you like to go home?

But y you should still stay back.

But you can tell them one thing.

But you didn't hear that from me.

But you get the idea.

But you guys have always had a an unspoken bond.

But you have an at risk preteen

But you really stuck your neck out

But you started looking over, and I thought,

But you two were perfect for each other.

But you're betting our lives on it.

But you're different, Noob Noob.

But you're getting the credit, sir.

But you're going to a better one soon.

But you're grossed out

But you're killing a real family.

But you're really [bleep] this up right now.

But, aw, geez, I don't know.

But, Dad, I wanted to give you this as a reminder...

But, hey, it's about the journey,

But, I mean, you know, your mom could put me

But, uh, aloha means

But, yes, it is super fancy.

But, you know, you shouldn't have to deal with that, man.

But. No, I'm not afraid.

But... I violated at least a dozen departmental codes.

But...if the machine was made by spider people,

But...she was trying to kill us.

But...you do have one thing that I'll never have.

Buying into his sensitivity training.

By 15% and increase dynamic movement by 3%.

By a fear of you leaving can be eschewed.

By a medieval level society

By an initial erroneous flipping of a switch on the right

By anyone stroking your batshit crazy ego.

By being somewhere else?

By changing a one... to a zero.

By changing you from a pickle to a human.

By having sex with Froopy creatures,

By her avocado shaped head and blue skin,

By my fly fishing enthusiasm and accompanying hat.

By not holding the two of you accountable to its laws.

By only thinking of yourself.

By the way, hey, um,

By the way, racist name

By the way, that wasn't time travel.

By the way, we'll keep on saving the Earth.

By the way, you might notice that in spite of

By therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth

By Tommy's overwritten, badly structured,

Bye, Rick.

Bye, sweetie.

Bypassing override! I am aliiiii

C Can we just take him prisoner?

C Can we not leave just yet?

Call me a sidekick!

Called Szechuan sauce, and it's delicious!

Campsite The one with the name that sounds like somebody

Can eat a double decker shit sandwich.

Can ever grasp.

Can I help you?

Can I just, uh, tell her it's because of my kids?

Can I...see?

Can we have pizza? Pizza sounds great.

Can we talk a little bit more about this Froopy...

Can you bring it offline? Uh huh.

Can you do me a favor and turn your ringer off?

Can you guys help me?

Can't argue with that.

Can't even have a heart attack.

Can't we arrange a thing where we spend weekends here

Can't we just portal home?

Can't you just move to one where I don't know I'm a clone

Can't you just say, "I admit it, I screwed up"?

Can't you just turn yourself back into a human?

Candidate Morty,

Candidate Morty: I'd rather live in hope than fear.

Care? Me? Morty, I'm fine with you.

Careful, Ethan. Your s'more is burning.

Carla Johnson: The man that once ate his own son...