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Ah, gross.
Ah, gross.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
All I need is $40.00 for gas. If you give me your address, I promise I'll send it back to you. I'm a Christian.
All I need is $40.00 for gas. If you give me your address, I promise I'll send it back to you. I'm a Christian.
All right, relax. Relax.
All right, relax. Relax.
Alright, let's go screw some sheep.
Alright, let's go screw some sheep.
And I was planning to have sex with you.
And I was planning to have sex with you.
And we'll still be friends.
And we'll still be friends.
Beauregard lafontain.
Beauregard lafontain.
Beautiful women will pay me to have sex with them.
Beautiful women will pay me to have sex with them.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Borregaard.
Borregaard.
Can I borrow some money?
Can I borrow some money?
Can I talk to you for just a second?
Can I talk to you for just a second?
Can't you just have sex with me?
Can't you just have sex with me?
Crap.
Crap.
Cucumber sandwich.
Cucumber sandwich.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Debbie.
Debbie.
Don sharp.
Don sharp.
Excuse me, ladies.
Excuse me, ladies.
Excuse me, ladies.
Excuse me, ladies.
Excuse me, miss.
Excuse me, miss.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Farewell simpleton.
Farewell simpleton.
FFFFFFF give me the music, yeah.
FFFFFFF give me the music, yeah.
For the millionth time, I don't wanna go to summer camp.
For the millionth time, I don't wanna go to summer camp.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Gay.
Gay.
Get the hell away from me.
Get the hell away from me.
Gross.
Gross.
Height.
Height.
Hello, dad.
Hello, dad.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, fellas.
Hey, fellas.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
How can you associate with them?
How can you associate with them?
How did this happen?
How did this happen?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
I am not Steve.
I am not Steve.
I don't have to put up with this.
I don't have to put up with this.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't wanna go to camp.
I don't wanna go to camp.
I don't wanna go to summer camp.
I don't wanna go to summer camp.
I guess.
I guess.
I just want to go home and never think about stupid camp again.
I just want to go home and never think about stupid camp again.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I know.
I know.
I really just don't want to be alone.
I really just don't want to be alone.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
I'm in love.
I'm in love.
I'm not a child.
I'm not a child.
I'm not a kid.
I'm not a kid.
I'm not having sex with guys.
I'm not having sex with guys.
I'm not stupid.
I'm not stupid.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm Steve.
I'm Steve.
India.
India.
It isn't working you and me.
It isn't working you and me.
It's hot and there's always something crawling in your sleeping bag, like a spider or a counselor.
It's hot and there's always something crawling in your sleeping bag, like a spider or a counselor.
It's not cool anymore.
It's not cool anymore.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jill Valentine.
Jill Valentine.
Just let me tend to my posies.
Just let me tend to my posies.
Kevin.
Kevin.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Let's go screw some sheep.
Let's go screw some sheep.
Maybe my mouth's not as pretty as you keep saying.
Maybe my mouth's not as pretty as you keep saying.
Mr holworthy.
Mr holworthy.
My daughter and I were touring the capital and on the way home our car ran out of gas and we we need to get back to Concord for my mom's funeral.
My daughter and I were touring the capital and on the way home our car ran out of gas and we we need to get back to Concord for my mom's funeral.
New York City.
New York City.
No, no, I'm not.
No, no, I'm not.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now.
Now.
Of course.
Of course.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Ohh God yes. Thank you.
Ohh God yes. Thank you.
Ohh God.
Ohh God.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK, baby.
OK, baby.
Oklahoma.
Oklahoma.
Peanut butter is my favorite thing in the world.
Peanut butter is my favorite thing in the world.
Porn.
Porn.
President Lincoln.
President Lincoln.
Prostitution is awesome.
Prostitution is awesome.
Roger.
Roger.
Roger.
Roger.
Rosie O'Donnell.
Rosie O'Donnell.
Seems like just yesterday you popped out of that box and I was planning to have sex with you.
Seems like just yesterday you popped out of that box and I was planning to have sex with you.
So then it's cool to alienate gays?
So then it's cool to alienate gays?
So.
So.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Steve.
Steve.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's it.
That's it.
The gays got to you with their insidious ways.
The gays got to you with their insidious ways.
The good news, everyone.
The good news, everyone.
The Internet is down.
The Internet is down.
There it is again.
There it is again.
This can't be happening.
This can't be happening.
This is Agatha.
This is Agatha.
This is so humiliating.
This is so humiliating.
This isn't over.
This isn't over.
This sucks.
This sucks.
Um.
Um.
Umm.
Umm.
Vagator.
Vagator.
Wake up, you drunk.
Wake up, you drunk.
We can't keep doing this.
We can't keep doing this.
We had a good run.
We had a good run.
We hate the gays.
We hate the gays.
We just tried to call you.
We just tried to call you.
We're supposed to eat that?
We're supposed to eat that?
We've grown apart.
We've grown apart.
What are we supposed to do for food?
What are we supposed to do for food?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Where did you hear that garbage?
Where did you hear that garbage?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Why did I say that?
Why did I say that?
Why did you do that?
Why did you do that?
Why?
Why?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You better wake up and listen to what you're saying, Jack.
You better wake up and listen to what you're saying, Jack.
You don't have to tell me lies anymore.
You don't have to tell me lies anymore.
You got nothing.
You got nothing.
You moron.
You moron.
You'll find someone new.
You'll find someone new.
You're just gonna make fun of me because I can't speak French.
You're just gonna make fun of me because I can't speak French.
You're the most abortion hating, stem cell research, opposing, deficit loving, affirmative action, despising, Bible thumping xenophobe. I know.
You're the most abortion hating, stem cell research, opposing, deficit loving, affirmative action, despising, Bible thumping xenophobe. I know.
You're the most backward ass advanced life form ever.
You're the most backward ass advanced life form ever.
You're wrong, OK?
You're wrong, OK?
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ああ。
ああ。
ああ。
ああああ。
ああああ。
うわー。 う、うん。
うわー。 う、うん。
うわーっ。
うわーっ。
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はあ。
わあわわわわわわ。
わあわわわわわわ。