Solar Opposites (2020) - Season 3 Edit

A 1929 CCR double XL triple steam liner!

A black market piercing ring at school.

A boring principal's brain would look like.

A bunch got cooked by radiation.

A fucking digital camera!

A good spot next to T‐dog.

A human can't handle the weight of silverjustice.

A life size Hungry Hungry Hippo game has consequences.

A Mech suit that looks to be some sort of con man businessperson,

A Michael Crichton's Congo Lego set instead of working on the ship.

A Microsoft Zune face tattoo?

A nice smooth dome with blue dots on it is the ideal head.

A perfect life!

A real biological marvel, this guy.

A room temperature, tan‐colored Energon cone?

A sexual relationship with an award‐winning author? I'm impressed!

A ton of forks, and so many dead gooblers.

A truncheon, a gun, a coffee mug for stakeouts:

A unified brotherhood of justice made up of aliens from different planets.

Aah!

Aah.

Actually falling in love with you.

After a short, angry drive,

After all the waiting we've done together?

After I was such a dick.

After I work all day to pay for your sailboat.

After that comes the really hard part

After that it's Pen15 Mountain.

After the Duke's flood, who knows what it's like down there.

After which you stabbed her and became the new ruler.

Against plant based lifeforms.

Agh! ‐ I heard on Twitter

Ah crap, that was worse. I gotta try again.

Ah, I love how funny I am here.

Ah, ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ah! That's what I'm talking about!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah.

Ah. I'm not dressed for royalty.

Ah. Stop it.

Ahem. The ship is repaired again,

Ahh, you broke my Pipe r Perabo!

Ahh! ‐ Suck it, Cooke!

AISHA : Just wait for it.

AISHA, Activate pre‐launch sequence now!

Aisha, can you scan for signals from the other crews?

Aisha, have you seen my model Lululemon store?

Aisha, show us team one! Quick!

AISHA: [clears throat] Well, team 63 has been

AISHA: Actually, team one is keeping it together.

AISHA: All crew members present.

AISHA: All ship systems have been compromised

AISHA: Also, he's two hours late.

AISHA: As you wish!

AISHA: Banished Shlorpians must remain

AISHA: Commencing sympathy re education in three, two

AISHA: Cute. Now tip him.

AISHA: Damn, Korvo, that's a lot of emotional growth.

AISHA: Damn, Korvo.

AISHA: Do you wanna do seven minutes in heaven

AISHA: Eww. ‐ Did you see that?

AISHA: Fine. The shit is initiated.

AISHA: First off, who do you think you talking to with that tone?

AISHA: Give him five stars.

AISHA: Ha! You got Shawshanked, Ferris Bueller'd, and Gallaghered!

AISHA: Hey, don't cry.

AISHA: Hey, Korvo, what do you want to fix today?

AISHA: Hold up. Got a message for Yum.

AISHA: How about Korean pop sensations BTK?

AISHA: I can't afford BTS, get the fuck outta here.

AISHA: I don't know, I only have the records for the last set.

AISHA: I don't need to waste a scan.

AISHA: I got all sorts of sexcapades in my cold metal innards,

AISHA: I guess you're just regular trashy, not fuzzy insect trashy.

AISHA: I just said that. Okay, pretend I'm stupid.

AISHA: Initiating mustache and glass eye protocol.

AISHA: It happens too often to spread out.

AISHA: It's not my fault y'all suck.

AISHA: It's weird that they're carnivores and you're plants,

AISHA: It's what happened. Eh, just seems hacky.

AISHA: Jesus, you fucking aliens get into some stupid shit.

AISHA: Korvo! Get back here!

AISHA: Launch aborted. Some crew are not on board.

AISHA: Let me make sure this shit is legally clearable.

AISHA: Let's take a look!

AISHA: Mmm, more like trashy ass teams.

AISHA: No, that's you.

AISHA: None of them do. It's an American list.

AISHA: Nope. They were just way back in the cupboard.

AISHA: Not all the crew is accounted for.

AISHA: Not many.

AISHA: Now that you have a hobby, let's get back to cleaning up

AISHA: Oh dang, Korvo! You melting again?

AISHA: Okay, fine! Here's a team that did worse than you.

AISHA: Okay.

AISHA: Or until you assholes learn empathy.

AISHA: Pretty fucking exponential, right?

AISHA: Should I just play the orientation crystals?

AISHA: Shut up.

AISHA: Silvercops. Shit, they're always arresting Shlorpians.

AISHA: So? So, it's like, a double beat.

AISHA: Space is fucking dangerous.

AISHA: Sure, but there are other teams out there

AISHA: Sure.

AISHA: Team 65 landed on a beaver planet.

AISHA: That's called a hobby.

AISHA: That's not exactly true.

AISHA: The Pupa is stuck between powder blue and sea foam green.

AISHA: They were from the Shlorp that exploded before your Shlorp was made.

AISHA: They were meant to be viewed daily.

AISHA: They were the only ones who did that.

AISHA: Thousands.

AISHA: Un‐unh. All crew means all body parts

AISHA: Wait, you don't have those too? No!

AISHA: Want to see another one like that?

AISHA: What, like getting a job?

AISHA: What? They're one of the strongest dinosaurs.

AISHA: What's wrong, baby girl?

AISHA: When the Pupa's pigment blinks yellow,

AISHA: You guys can't go one day without being all,

AISHA: You just have to find an isotope Don't tell him.

AISHA: You're basically a little bitch.

AISHA: You're not. That's not new Shlorp, it's Shlorp.

AISHA: You're the one that wanted stories.

Algorithms are pure. And I can't stay mad at math.

All day, I thought I was in a line but really,

All had sex with Tyrese.

All he ever wanted to do was play the trumpet,

All his classmates donated their allowances to that

All I know is nobody touches my car. You got it?

All my life, I thought I was the one that should have died in that Mrs. Fields.

All of our cup makers refuse to take commissions.

All of this had to happen to bring us together.

All the bad ones left over from when you let the Red Goobler fuck you!

All the jerks are gone!

All the Pupa does is watch you dumbassses run around sci fi'ing shit

All this beaver fur is making me itchy.

All this time, the mayor was a jerk.

All this time, you thought you were eating turkey jerky.

All those ships ran on the AISHA OS. We're all connected.

All we have to do is find Cooke's inner child,

All we're going to do is read manuals and repair the ship

All you did was open the Boo Hoo Hole,

ALL: [chanting] Little Mountain Lake! Little Mountain Lake!

ALL: [chanting] Little Mountain Lodge! Little Mountain Lodge!

ALL: [howling] Jeeerks!

ALL: For the Pupa!

ALL: Mmm.

ALL: Ooh!

ALL: Terry watch out! Stop! The TV!

ALL: Yeah! [all laugh]

Almost home, buddy. Think solid, stay solid.

Alright! Let's go, pink hippo!

Alright. Last chance to pussy out.

Also, did that panel just make, like, a sexy beep?

Also, those are called donuts.

Although, he does make a damn good headphone.

Always the hero.

Am looking forward to this trip.

And "I'm too old for this shit."

And a couple of slabs of turkey jerky.

And a great idea for an X rated Clifford the Big Red Dog parody

And a secret diner above the log plume where they serve lamb.

And absorbed Todd Phillips' values.

And AISHA, help, my wooden penis is stuck in the hyperdrive."

And all the chains at Union Station.

And also that I'm an alien.

And based the changes around what you liked.

And basically sand our whole situation down

And basically take over your life.

And Billy Jr., my Sunday afternoon Costco husband.

And bully kids on Wednesday.

And buy all that Stella & Dot crap from her to get the ship back.

And call each other "babe" forever.

And decided on a course of action.

And eat all your friends.

And eaten all of our cigarettes!

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into... the space

And escaped into... the space,

And escaped into... the space,

And escaped into... the space,

And even if he could, he'd never stray from his puffs.

And every morning, I would chew my arm off rather than wake him up.

And exited minutes later with the stolen merchandise.

And fought over who had more Christmas spirit?

And get on with their lives.

And get your pizza. Okay?

And give them that because he's actually Santa.

And had to sacrifice that virgin e sports kid?

And have him back here before anyone knows he's gone.

And he carries tampons with him to be helpful.

And he needs to be taught that interrupting

And he will lead us out.

And her home? Lovely!

And I almost coded out because I ate all that shrimp that I'm allergic to?

And I did all the work while you guys totally shat the bed.

And I don't want this to be how my first journal entry ends.

And I have a journal from my father full of secrets!

And I have no idea what you're talking about.

And I just "Came to America" in my "Pants".

And I left it all with Joey, the homeschool kid from next door.

And I love Moana.

And I made too much gold, which reduced the scarcity,

And I realized I'd rather eat you.

And I think you need to, too.

And I was even gonna hold up my end.

And I was not... gonna get a look at those massive hooters.

And I was supposed to live

And I'll hug you later.

And I'm exposing him for the fraud he is.

And I'm gonna get my sneakers way before you.

And I'm not gonna let you slime in here

And I'm sorry. Go ahead.

And I'm sure your beliefs are reasonable too.

And I'm tired of these aliens and I'm tired of the Wall.

And I've regretted it ever since.

And if you're cool like me, you say it

And in an hour's time, we'll have completely lost our city.

And in return, they do as I say.

And is this why planes never fly over our house?

And it goes... across the whole continent!

And it was you!

And it would prevent a lot of property damage.

And knocked our tushes clean off.

And Kyle Von Titsenburg, dude with the pointy hat?

And leave me to turn into goo.

And let an 11 time Golden Raspberry Award winning actor take care of this.

And lifestyle of lines took over.

And make a hundred new ones?

And my uncle‐hat so my spots don't get burnt.

And never working through our issues.

And next time, we'll crawl under the house before Terry does.

And no, not because I'm stereotypically into round cakes

And not how we perceive them.

And now I am king of the roaches.

And now I know. Blood on linen!

And now I never will.

And now I'll never get to use it.

And now it's what's killing me.

And now we don't even know if there are any living teams!

And now you've teamed up to free the whole society?

And now... we dance.

And one for a Howlin' Rays sandwich branded with a Supreme logo.

And read too many sexy books.

And ruin what we have.

And said, "Get out," in a very intense way.

And she is in charge of writing instructions

And snuck out disguised as a teen boy...

And so do these Little Fires Everywhere spicy Micheladas!

And spammed your social media with ads.

And spreading across the galaxy.

And stand in some bread lines together, Terry.

And that also helps collect your neck sweat.

And that homeless guy threw a bag of shit at you?

And that means Jack Ryan and courtroom dramas.

And the best team a Shlorpian could ask for.

And the calves of a hip hop legend.

And the carbon dioxide fucks up your teeth.

And the guilt was too much to bear.

And the judges are coming this week!

And the only thing I love more than profits

And then at dinner, she was replaced with a different Danielle.

And then fleece him.

And then I did it again for a full 14.

And then I guess we'll go get no sugar added,

And then it got hit by an asteroid too?

And then we built an algorithm to determine your every need

And then we don't know what color he really is.

And then we'll all pretend like none of this ever happened.

And then we'll just walk over everyone.

And then we're going to go up floor by floor

And then you can take me up.

And there's no line to get in.

And Theta 5 does a mean Robert De Niro impression.

And they already have a whole restaurant for it.

And they didn't make us say this! Huluuu!

And they flew into space in search of new worlds.

And they have full immunity for any and all crimes committed,

And they want veal parmesan.

And they've sided with Gladwell!

And things got a little titsy!

And this icy blue cyclone ridge here?

And this is how you repay us?

And this mechanic's gonna tell you what's wrong with your car.

And this time, when you lose, you better have that money,

And those dick faced alien kids run around all day with no supervision.

And three unicorn chokers.

And thrown him in the quarry, none of this would've happened.

And Tim's guards will hear its moans and creepy phrases.

And together, we make this sacrifice

And transcribe it later?

And watch the sunset from the bluff at Fourth Beach.

And we are finally able to leave this M‐class hellhole for good!

And we double watched Scrooged.

And we're going to raise our pupa to terraform it.

And we're going to work out the whole time and get huge!

And we're supposed to work through our issues now?

And what the hell are you?

And while I hate the Wall more than anything,

And why do you have human stuff, the hat, the guitar?

And with a better understanding of how a life not lived

And with the motherfucking truth.

And without rules, a line is just people standing around.

And yes, I know it smells like shit.

And you deserve the truth.

And you have half an hour do to it, or we'll get fired from our work job!

And you just crushed my Q2 sales record?

And you know I could vacuum up this puff dust in, like, two minutes.

And you know what I found?

And you know what? Let's, um, let's just run through mine, too, for fun.

And you literally made it my nightmare.

And you promised you would make a real effort to like it.

And you think I'm gonna turn them into chowda or some shit.

And you two scored the lowest, so you must be the kids.

And you'd have the time of your life.

And you're making me get tripped up after the obese brother.

And, in turn, they'll suspect I don't appreciate

And, Jesse, your sources suck.

And, like, make you feel like you're doing something

And, oh, a koosh ball!

And, yes, he will one day terraform a new planet that destroys us all

ANNOUNCER: [over PA system] Attention students.

ANNOUNCER: [over PA] Chicago Pro Tumblers to the floor.

Any bet. I choose. Deal.

Any of your failings are mine,

Anyhoo, I heard you're headed to the bottom levels.

Anyone else?

Anything in the fast casual sandwich space.

Anything you silver do or silver say will be

Anyway, this here's the room that holds the silverbattery

Anyway. I'm out. You need a ride somewhere?

Anywhere but the aliens' house!

Apology egg cepted, Pupa!

Apparently, that was these guys. It's serious shit.

Are going to kill me in the most homoerotic way possible.

Are not sitting right. I gotta go to the bathroom.

Are you certain you don't have any alien technology

Are you out of your fuckin' mind?

Are you still all hot and bothered by Neck Douche?

Are you styling it different? S'cute.

Are you touching your mounds again?

Are‐are they kissing?

Aren't they made by out of touch rich old white guys?

Aren't you worried this is gonna be too hard on the little guy?

As a non stereotypical officer of the law,

As a team. [all cheering, whooping]

As adolescent creatures.

As he was adjusting his position.

As if we're some kind of acclaimed television program like 24?

As Kyle Von Titsenburg likes to say,

As of now, I believe in you!

As one of the Ten Nicest Places to Live!

As we do every month, it's time to announce

As we watch all the Tom Clancy movies in order

Ask them why they never cleaned it!

Ass Blastin' Hot?

ASTRONAUT: Oh fuck!

At all times for emergencies.

At any one time, I can name the five seniors

At least Ringo kept it tidy up here.

At the Hammacher Schlemmer.

Ate Joe Sanders?

B, everyone should come with me 'cause I'm an alien,

Back to who I was when I first fell in love with lines.

Be careful. He has powerful friends, baby.

Be free out in the woods, doing javelina things.

Because I don't have a crazy sexcapade of my own.

Because I hadn't created an environment where my team could thrive.

Because I masturbate a lot.

Because it's how I met you.

Because it's kind of the bad guy character in the movie.

Because of Antifa.

Because the Pupa will grow up to terraform your new planet,

Because the taint is between two things.

Because there is no future for her, or your wife,

Because this shit is going to be fucking wild, I'll tell you that much.

Because we adhere to an ancient and noble code.

Because we don't have their debt problems.

Because we're all in this together.

Because we're never gonna grow or learn or do any of that shit. You got it?

Because we're not human parents.

Because you have to nuke every threat?

Because you have to truly believe in yourself to believe in your line.

Because you know what the Boo Hoo Hole is full of?

Because you two shot him into space!

Because you were wearing a red shirt at Lolo Burger.

Because, if you're really honest, you know that everyone in the Wall

Become one with the line force.

Been getting that a lot these days.

Been working on my splits.

Before it blew up, a hundred adults and their crew were assigned Pupas.

Before Parade Magazine judges this town!

Before the park closes or it gets bought by Verizon.

Behind my back.

Behold!

Being a kickass businesswoman.

Being responsible is scary.

Being treated for lead poisoning.

Besides making us look sick as hell!

Besides, it's the people I hate.

Best I could swing was a hand job from the two guys

Better feed them a little extra in case we're gone for too long.

Better to be sure you don't have them now, so

Bev Hills, Miami, SLC, DC

BILL: So I spent all summer fixing up that old Corvette.

BILL: Terry, Korvo, Yumyulack, Jesse, come back!

BLAINE: Beeeeep.

Boiling folks, serving them to their friends,

Boom! Boom! Sweetarts for everyone! [kids cheering]

BOTH: Ah, Hulu.

BOTH: Hmm.

BOTH: It was a ghost!

BOTH: The Solar Opposites are going to Hululand!

BOY: This is stupid. Whatever.

Bum bum... bum bum!

Burn on the pyre of your misfortune!

But also, settle a bet,

But at her core, she just wants to protect all of us.

But at such a heavy cost. [crossbow clicks]

But back home, I don't have any personality,

But check out this commercial signal I received on social media.

But come on, look at the cute little guy.

But even if I could somehow travel back in time,

But Facebook is still saying Biden lost the election.

But he was just using me.

But hey, ya live, ya learn.

But his Dad was a big fat piece of shit.

But I bet none of them spent a month learning

But I can't lie, that hat looked good.

But I don't and I didn't.

But I found some articles about dog herpes that seemed to line up.

But I got addicted to girlfriend experiences last year

But I guess I'll just go fuck myself!

But I guess this is exactly what I thought

But I have been on to you since day one.

But I keep having meltdowns whenever I see candy

But I know something else was wrong.

But I love to watch that neck walk away.

But I messed up. I know I did.

But I need volunteers to go with me.

But I never thought we'd actually confront her.

But I think you just make a lot of noises, and that counts as jazz.

But I took it too far. And now Scholastic is on my ass.

But I'll be here when you get back.

But I'm feeling guilty over melting Korvo with my laziness.

But I've already got a team.

But if we can swim through the water

But if we let Little Buddy go, all our bills might fly away.

But instead I found the standing water you all never bothered to clean up.

But it was also a good example of why we need to get along.

But it wasn't gum, it was his scrotum.

But it's dangerous.

But it's hard to run and plan at the same time!

But it's not!

But it's time to grow up and start working on the mission.

But joke's on you, kid, because I love Boston.

But look, Terry, you're too special for this place.

But maybe explain the rules to me as if I was, like, someone

But military school should work just as well.

But mostly for me because I am mission leader

But no, that is grade A mosquito.

But now I realize, no, you were supposed to die

But now I'm only five six and a half.

But now instead of constantly lying and ripping people off,

But now is not the time.

But now that I'm saying it out loud, yes.

But now that we're up for Top Ten Nicest Places to Live,

But now we need a new fucking Danielle.

But now, it's home.

But now, the jerks are back, baybee!

But now, we are tunnel brothers and sisters.

But now? No way, Jose. No more hanging out with this sucker.

But of course he dodged that, just like he always does.

But only enough to not have to take out the trash.

But only if these dummies do their respective jobs

But right when I said it?

But she survived.

But since we're post fight, I'm letting it go.

But somebody needs to go out there and find out

But someone ate them all before I could even have one.

But that doesn't change how I feel in my gut.

But that is the sweetest Beyblade I've ever seen.

But that's not gonna stop the Hen, you know what I'm sayin'?

But that's part of the price you pay for freedom.

But the only thing I want for dinner is

But then late last night, I got a hankerin',

But then she quit again yesterday.

But then we couldn't figure out how to change it.

But they're all so different from each other!

But they're taller.

But this idea that the entire town is scared of us is batshit.

But this is real life.

But this town no longer needs its Civic Responsibility Manager.

But we are Wallians,

But we have some demands.

But we really need to work on his expressive.

But we struck a deal that says we can smoke cigarettes

But we will talk about this when I get back.

But we'd sneak looks at each other, when we were in prison?

But we're making ossobuco for dinner!

But when I got here, Tim was already sick and dying.

But when it comes to skeetos, you want that sweet yellow meat.

But with you, a stable government for the first time ever,

But worse, your dignity.

But you better have that ship painted by the time we're back.

But you leave me no choice.

But you messed up when you made a move on my daughter.

But you really love stupid stuff that sucks,

But you really need to get the fuck out of here.

But you're not like his other employees, you're... you're different.

But you're too busy "leading" to see it.

But‐but they're not fighting anymore?

Buy a Jimmy John's franchise or a Jersey Mike's. Maybe a Blimpie's?

By a Budweiser Clydesdale.

By focusing on just your family,

By killing at least half of every man and woman up there.

By outsourcing their bullying, they keep their hands clean.

By that Budweiser Clydesdale.

By the heavy levels of iron in these puffs.

By wearing it, you become justice.

Calling line check is just a part of the rules,

Can crush a man's soul.

Can I please just borrow the Useless Homework ray once?

Can we get one to go? Korvo?

Can we see a team that doesn't get killed by something on their planet?

Can't show that one for legal reasons.

CARDBOARD SOX FAN 1: Did you hear what happened at the end

Castle Rock Lobster Chowder you slurped down.

Chasm! Chasm!

Check it out. I branded myself with a hot staple.

Check this out: Would you believe this hat

Check this out. And feel free to video it so you can do it at home.

CHEF: Yeah, Cherie came back to work here,

Cherie and I are leaving, but I vow we will return and save you.

Cherie, I hate the Wall!

Cherie, is it really you?

CHERIE: Jesus. This was the prison level.

CHERIE: Stay on guard.

CHERIE: That was easy. Aah!

CHERIE: That's why we spent weeks practicing Capoeira.

CHERIE: The Burger King glass?

Choo‐choo, motha fuckers!

Citizens of the Wall, hear me now!

Clear your mind and focus only on that.

Coasting forever into the infinite void.

Collagen Boosted True C Complex Facial Serum twice a day!

Come home with us, Terry's arms. Come home.

Come on in! First hundred guests get free ring pops.

Come on, let's get you out of here!

Come on, please! I'm a human! I don't belong here.

Come on, what would Scrooged do?

Come on! Let me use you!

Come on! You know I can't launch the ship unless you guys are on‐‐

Come on! You must be starving.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. [Pupa straining]

Come with me if you want to larva.

Coming up, a block of Disney approved music.

Cooke went crazy when it spilled before.

COOKE: Did I burn down the girls' bathroom

Cooked his backstabbing little brain.

Cool but rude. By this time next week, we're going to be best friends.

Cool things stop fast! Like motorcycles.

CPS AGENT 1: Welcome to CPS HQ.

CPS AGENT 2: Uh, Jim. Which one are the kids?

Creepy, but perfect for this moment.

Cromus, Glen: take the right.

Crossed the street only after they saw us.

CROWD: [chanting] Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby!

Cut him loose. He'll never be a Silver.

Dammit! This is so frustrating. I can't see the robot.

Dammit. Ugh, gimme a second, it it it's my first time.

David Remnick interviewed me an hour ago!

Decluttering stuff is a passion of mine.

Definitely in need of a large glass of scotch.

Defund the police! Rawwr!

Delivery guy, went missing weeks ago.

Designed to kill you so the next dog,

Did he do that for a contest?

Did I accidentally quote a TokTik again?

Did someone finally notice you have a Minnesota accent

Did we or did we not decide to paint an accent ceiling?

Did you change your eye color? Or the shape of your head?

Did you clean your room?

Did you feed your arms to a whale? ‐ No!

Did you just give that guy a little smooch?

Did you just turn that man into coins?

Did you know a hundred mosquito eggs fit in a single bottle cap of standing water.

Die! Die!

Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Do exactly as I say or I'm gonna blow this blue blob to snot, got it?

Do I need to remind you that the last people we followed

Do you lay in bed at night and worry he's gonna get run over by a car

Do you like Takis?

Do you remember that hot air balloon over Portugal?

Do you remember that movie, Prince of Thieves?

Do you understand me, maggots?

Does that mean that we're one of the shitty teams?

Doesn't get any better than that.

Doesn't mean he's pure enough for a SilverSuit.

DOLL: I'm going to find a wife that will cook and clean

Don't ask me how it got there!

Don't be a butthole, dickwad.

Don't do tha‐‐ ow.

Don't follow me! Jesse!

Don't forget to open the last day

Don't have much time. [grunts]

Don't insult me. I'm not a replicant.

Don't let him hear it's time or he'll hide in the crawlspace under the house.

Don't make a whole thing out of it.

Don't say I didn't warn you, fuckhead.

Don't talk to me until I've had my tan cone.

Don't tell me you aren't curious.

Don't think of it as a trash bag,

Don't waste that whole Lakitu cloud on being sour!

Don't you know who I am? I'm Korvo! I do the hero shit around here!

Don't you put on that sweet tumbling gear.

Don't you think you should've said something?

Drop those knee socks right now, mister.

Due to tax rebates and the fact that Sly Stallone got chlamydia

Dumbass.

E explain yourself!

Early Dre, not sellout Dre.

Earth is in space, dogs are in space,

Eat a couple of these little roundies,

Eat my ass!

Eat this kitty with a spoon!

Eaten by squirrels.

Ech. ‐ Aagh.

Eddie, stick around for a sec.

Eh? It's good, right?

Either way, it needs to be reconnected.

Either way, we need to appreciate each other.

Elected by each level of the Wall.

Enemies became allies,

Enjoy the Duds, little buds!

Even a Q tip shaped, rough draft Pixar looking motherfucker like you.

Even after being enlarged, I'm still not full size.

Even if it's what's worst for me.

Even if the room sucked, I'd still stay here just for the coffee.

Even though you aren't?

Even though you're from outer space?

Even you. And you.

Ever since he played The Last Of Us Part 2.

Every recipe requires toilet water and shoe shine.

Every single night, nightmares. I'm constantly having nightmares.

Every time we're in line, Jesse falls in love with the back of some guy's head.

Every waking second of the day.

Everyone you care about is going to get pooped out of my ass!

Everyone! It's a Code Red!

Everything down here is decayed and mucky.

Eww! [gasps]

Except most of you, who will probably die.

EYEPATCH GUY: Is that the Lacoste logo?

Eyepatch guy. You got to come with us.

Faking your death?

Fascinating.

Faster than any on the market,

Feel the power of the dark side flowing through you.

Feels good to finally have something that's all me.

Feels good to not be goo anymore.

Fighting temptation is the whole game.

Finally, a light at the end of this fucked up tunnel.

Fine, you do love me more. [gasps]

Fingerling me like your potatoes.

First, tunnel alligators don't exist, only rats that cook French food.

First, we have a Yumyulack is a shitty co replicant

Follow me. I'll show everyone the hole to the backyard!

For 20 minutes.

For a daily hit of nostalgia!

For all Best Buy branded refridge

For as the Pupa specialist, he is your responsibility‐‐

For Club 11.22.63!

For Korn, Larry, and HackitySack.

For Korvo! BOTH: For Korvo!

For my hotplate.

For seven years, and we'll be in the clear.

For shooting me into space.

For the past year, I've been fighting my way back,

For two years.

Four recipes for creamy chowders?

Franklin, get him ready for transport.

From a safe distance, with an LA Sparks branded T shirt cannon.

From accidentally eating some rat poison.

From Grand Canyon University? It's true!

From now on, this will be a wall of truth.

From the SilverFalls.

From visiting a New York bathhouse that he still frequents to this day!

Fuck that, fill me with chemo. I want the chemo.

Fuck that. Who knows how many there are?

Fuck you, I'm joining the faster line,

Fuck you, Terry!

Fuck you, Terry.

Fuck, man. A witch? I'm scared.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuckin' around all the time now or something?

Fucking hell.

Fucking Mr. Peaches is a symbolic gothic demon, Phil.

Fueled by revenge.

FURBY: Ooo‐aaa. Feed Me! Tell me a joke!

Gah, I look like such an idiot.

Gah! Oh, my foot! It's dissolved into goo!

Galactic cops. Magic rings.

Geez, watch Chef's Table sometime.

Gen 5 Furby.

Get me the mayor!

Get over it and bring back the fucking blimps.

Get the fuck out of here so I can browse Raya in peace!

Get them! [grunting]

Get yourself a line divorce lawyer

Get‐get all mean and nasty like you did.

Give it up for Annie and Yumyulack!

Give me back my daughter, you bitch!

Give me the edamame pod. I'll smuggle him out myself.

Give me the remote. No!

GLADWELL: Terrance! You look great.

Glen of Earth.

GLEN: Oh my god, you are so good at whatever that is.

Glen's shattered foot bones cushioned it. Oh no!

Glorgax, Pobo: left flank.

Go back up, sell its meat at the meat market.

Go cry to your whore mother.

Go home, Cherie. Before you make that baby an orphan.

Go on with your life.

Go! Don't you get it?

God, I wish I could be like him.

God, I've waited all my life to say that!

God, it's hard to find a great line these days.

God, why do you care so much?

Goddammit, Terry, stay on point. It's time to stop this train.

Goddammit, Terry. This sucks.

Goddammit.

Goddammit. Yeah, this is delicious.

Good luck figuring out the depreciation value

Goodbye.

GORILLA: Ignore that! Have fun!

Grab him! [snarls]

Grab them!

Gravy me!

Great collab, Terry.

Great. Keep the hits coming. ‐ Sorry about Linus.

Gross! Yuck!

GROUP: Yes, sir!

Guy who killed Caesar, Jay Leno refusing to give up The Tonight Show

Ha ha. Two at a time!

Ha, ha, ha! Oh, and these aren't shotguns,

Ha, that's genius!

Ha. I feel like‐‐ ah, ah, ah‐‐

Hah, finally back to normal.

Hair sucks.

Halftime show championships!

HALK: GI Joes.

HALK: You okay? Barely.

Happy for you guys!

Harrison Ford has crashed into every yard on this street except ours.

Has been all along.

Have to start and end with a commercial for Lexus.

Have you ever been to Mars? I I I went to Mars one time.

Have you heard of it?

Haven't you noticed?

He always ripped me off.

He didn't do anything. He's not a rat.

He doesn't have to change, you do.

He eats an insane number of garlic knots, and his only source of news

He had a devilish grin! He's gonna do something Pupa‐y.

He had convinced you that this Wall was safe,

He has a cowlick and a wallet chain? Mama like.

He has an inside man! What a cheating... fuck!

He has to learn [Pupa grunting]

He invited himself and his wife over for dinner,

He just watched too many violent video games

He needs present, tangible role models.

He pushed me through that hole into the backyard.

He should be healthy.

He started a fundraiser for the homeless.

He stole sweet pearl earrings, a body piercing gun,

He used to sit up all night, holding one in his lap,

He wants to be a teenager, then let's treat him like a teenager.

He was‐‐ he was very mean and said lots of insults.

He'd say, "Hey, look, I got gum on my pants,"

He'll be dead in a week. ‐ Perfect.

He'll slow us down.

He'll stop misting himself.

He's been grinding his teeth, see?

He's got his own Bubba Gump Shrimp Platinum Rewards Mastercard.

He's kinda my line husband.

He's learning his lesson so hard right now!

He's lucky you guys got him out of there when you did.

He's normally such a sweet little supercomputer.

He's not really a line guy.

He's sensitive about it.

He's so well designed.

He's taking all our money.

He's the biggest salt dealer in this system.

He's the one.

Hell yeah! Let's steal these bikes! Sick!

Hell yes, let's fucking go.

Hello?

Hello? Where is everyone?

Hello. Can I help you, officer?

Help!

Help! I've been shot! Aliens shot me!

Her old Saturday shift back,

Here's a list of the 7,000 most popular American hobbies.

Hey, big guy!

Hey, do we know a "Pupa"?

Hey, I can see you.

Hey, I tell you what. Let's bring him along to the raid.

Hey, in my old life, I‐I worked at Best Buy.

Hey, is that the Inner Child? [growls]

Hey, Linus, you little nose picker.

Hey, okay, enough sailor talk, there's a lady present.

Hey, they spelled my name wrong. Funyulack.

Hey, w will you autograph my neck?

Hey, where's Terry? Is he dead? Is he in Kentucky?

Hey, where's the Pupa going? Look, he's, he's getting biggie‐size.

Hey! Hello! Hi there! Follow me. I follow back!

Hey! That's the turntable I got for Passover

Hey! You're gonna need to get off my property right now

Hey. Get off my property. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hi, we're the Johnsons. Just came in from Des Plaines, Chicago.

Hidden in his bedroom wall.

High tailed it back to the upper levels.

Hired a hold‐my‐place‐stander so I wouldn't miss

His Make America Squirt Again festival to our town!

His numbers are off the charts. Check this out.

His teeth are starting to look like Justin drew them himself.

Hmm. I've always wondered what The Great would taste like,

Hold up those heels, Terry. (shutter clicks)

Honestly, we should just leave and go home.

Hope you're not Expendable! Get it?

Hopefully, the Disney dark lords don't make us trim anything out,

Houston, the Space Station turned into cigarettes!

How about you start a blog or find some room for Christ

How are we going to do this? We don't even have the shrink ray.

How are we still in the same goddamn line from last episode?

How could they form a bond?

How could you throw a crazy '80s party without me?

How could you? After all our years of marriage!

How did I die?

How did you get all the way into this galaxy?

How did you survive in the backyard?

How do we escape without our sci fi stuff?

How do we know Korvo isn't behind all of this?

How do we know you aren't doing a The Game?

How do you know so much about the teenage heart?

How do you like those wordplay apples?

How does this not frustrate you?

How long are we supposed to stand in this line anyway?

How many Planet Shlorps have there been? Ever.

How much to get me into a miniature caboose today?

How the Duke had you imprisoned and tortured.

How to do this sweet ass TikTok dance!

How your writings inspired a revolution.

How's the arm, Glammerjammer?

Huh, I thought once the credits started,

Huh, wasn't this a train museum yesterday?

Huh. It looks exactly like the homeworld.

Hululand, the official Hulu theme park!

Human beings, they got a special skill

Humans are always combing and creaming and fawning over their hair.

Humans are disgusting and messy and stupid.

Humans are famous for it.

Hurry up and make some weapons.

I almost crapped my pants when someone snapped into a Slim Jim

I almost want to tell you the answer because it's embarrassing for you.

I already packed up all your shit. We're leaving right now.

I also kind of love it because it gave me you.

I am a loser who cares about other people's stories no more!

I am an afterschool activity.

I am fucked! Oh shit!

I am not in a good place.

I am Officer Clark.

I am ripping off Thanos and balancing the Wall!

I beat his ass to hell with honor! ‐ Indeed you did.

I believe there's magic in this world and

I bet he lives in a Tony Stark style house overlooking the bay.

I bet he's already learning [glass shatters]

I bet he's going to go do something awesome.

I bet it does all sorts of cool stuff like Chappie!

I bet the replicants do it too. Look at 'em. Fuck ups.

I bet they're stomping on cars and pushing over skysc****rs and shit.

I bet you're saving the best muck of all up there, aren't you?

I betrayed you.

I Bosch all the time.

I bought it with the club Nintendo points

I bought those Takis at the store,

I came down here looking for Molly's remains,

I can hardly even fit in my jeans

I can just picture our life together.

I can whip up a ray gun that will Brill, Korvo.

I can't believe humans haven't solved Pi yet.

I can't believe my life's work was to create

I can't believe there's breathable atmosphere out here!

I can't believe we didn't get listed in the Ten Nicest Places to Live.

I can't believe you don't know the exact streaming service

I can't believe you won this giant bear for me.

I can't breathe under all this meat themed bullying!

I can't go back to that!

I can't remember how much I owe in dues

I can't resist the siren song of hyper‐specific gear.

I can't. A perfect five star rating means something, dammit.

I commissioned it from our finest cup makers

I consider myself a grill master of sorts.

I control my insect army by blowing into one of their skulls.

I couldn't have my own children 'cause I was kicked in the stomach

I couldn't put my finger on it.

I decree we paint the ceiling white.

I did a background check on you, "Eddie."

I do it to help me stay agile,

I don't belong here.

I don't care if beef stew is my third favorite stew,

I don't care that you're the most attentive lover I've ever had,

I don't give a shit how crazy those lower Wall folk are,

I don't know if they'll make it out of the side yard,

I don't know if you could tell, but Korvo is melting.

I don't think we spoke a word when Terry was gone.

I don't think you understand what we like.

I don't wanna get emotionally invested if they're all going to get Mufasa'd.

I don't want to be in orbit! [rumbling]

I don't want to see that shit.

I don't‐‐ I don't understand hair.

I even got the vanity plate! [yelps]

I expect us to be in a whole other place.

I expected there to be a clean break, but this looks like it was chewed.

I feel like Duncan in that movie Prince of Thieves.

I feel like I'm at a wax museum!

I feel that way constantly.

I froze up. But Dolly didn't.

I get to be the only jerk in town!

I got a hankering for a Salisbury Steak or maybe some Sand Dabs.

I got all the husband I need right here.

I got bored making diaphragms

I got caught up in the excitement!

I got it. [thuds]

I got my Switch, and they let me paint my accent ceiling any color I want!

I got no clue where she is now.

I got the plans for my escape from Escape Plan in the cab.

I got this t‐shirt and this medal that says,

I got this.

I got this. Ugh.

I got, like, 10.

I gotta park that big Mack truck right in that little garage.

I gotta place the biggest bet the school has ever seen,

I grew a leg. Holy shit, another‐‐ another leg!

I guess we started to fall in line together

I had big plans today.

I had the perfect popsicle stick barn, and I had Molly.

I had too many items for the express checkout.

I hate doing this because I'm the cool one who bites the cheese

I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

I hate it here, and I hate you!

I hate the way his eyes cartoonishly bulge out when he's angry?

I have a brief kick‐ass speech to make.

I have a cool insect army.

I have a killer hangover, and I keep coughing up salt,

I have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

I have flat feet and a super long torso!

I have never seen nicer townfolk.

I have no choice but to fire

I have those on my fucking fridge!

I have to move on, Tim.

I haven't looked into it.

I heard about the betting, and I want in.

I heard about what happened with Annie.

I invented a model train ray.

I invoke Taro Nedgerton!

I just cannot ignore it.

I just don't want anyone finding out about Pezlie, especially Tim.

I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

I just figured since this was a hospital,

I just got wall checked by a hero!

I just had to do what a leader does.

I just have this hunch that we're destined to conceive

I just like to have some super‐size tampons on me

I just scanned your happiness rating, and it's an eight out of ten million.

I just want to get back to earth and get my neighbors arrested

I just want to work the Saturday shift at Benihana

I just wish I knew where that second Teen Wolf came from.

I knew it! I'll save you!

I knew there was something off about you.

I learned about it from a Sesame Street.

I learned it from my dad!

I like to ride the bus undercover and see how people react.

I love that book.

I love you, Tim.

I love you!

I love you. I'll love you forever!

I made contact with "The Genius Initiative."

I made them kiss!

I make the rules around here.

I mean, no, that's bad. You should not be doing that.

I mean, pancakes and oral. Crepes and rimming.

I mean, the Pupa.

I mean, yes, he did kill a RoboCop

I mean, you look like you make a million bucks

I need to be with people who... are going in that sweet looking van?

I need to figure out something grounded.

I need you to know that I have a secret family in Austin.

I never should have left her behind. Fine! Fuck it!

I never thought this would happen!

I only brought two bags of DayQuil Blast Cheez‐Its though,

I only have 23 hours to teach you some empathy

I only pay attention to other kids at school

I only remember packing a couple

I ordered a pizza, all you gotta do is talk to the delivery guy

I own the Platinum Beyblade Burst 800, Takara Tomy edition!

I protect 'em, clean their mucky wounds, feed them deodorant shavings.

I really wish we could stop, it's so annoying, having sex all the time.

I remember this, I'm buying darvo fruit from that vendor on Glurk Street.

I say hit you, they hit. ‐ Ow!

I say we photobomb these losers.

I sc****d all the plaque off my feet, and I can taste the floor again!

I should have set down roots on Earth, found a work/life balance

I should just wrap you in plastic for the rest of the mission, like an old ham.

I show you every morning about the homeworld exploding, all that.

I think I know how to plan a plan.

I think it's right below us.

I think Jenkins ran all the numbers wrong.

I think the Pupa is in an epic battle with a Godzilla.

I think we might finally have one for "Project Dark Brilliance."

I think. Or Kyle Von Titsenburg.

I thought I'd be able to slide back into my old life,

I thought it was a pet. JESSE: He isn't?

I thought that was just on TV! ‐ Right?

I thought the "Dash" was on us!

I thought those were just in movies.

I thought you were a hero.

I thought you were crazy.

I thought your second job was driving a forklift for the mob.

I threw in an extra Swedish Fish, on the house.

I told you he isn't cut out for this.

I told you that freaks me out. Stop it!

I told you to go easy! No one tells me how to slurp chowder!

I told you we should have gotten him into soccer.

I tricked her into giving me intel.

I tried to bone you in the gummy butt.

I used the cubic lattice crystallizer to make some fresh diamonds

I wanna go to Cabo, dammit!

I want my own! [clattering]

I want to be like you!

I want to help them.

I want to meet your friends.

I was embarrassed to be a stupid joke, and I was covering it up.

I was gonna work on developing a notithible lithp

I was hoping I'd see you standing around.

I was in the best line ever!

I was just armoring myself emotionally by

I was just trying to do a hobby you love,

I was never her bae.

I was team leader, and my team worked together!

I watched how you went from zero to hero.

I will see you next week. [continues chuckling]

I will wipe your maggot asses off the face of this earth!

I wish we'd landed on a planet like that instead of Earth

I won't go back to that! [gun cocks]

I wonder if that's the same Godzilla that came to town

I would go through a Great Depression in a second

I would have saddled up a human a long time ago.

I wouldn't even be allowed to say it if it wasn't on Hulu.

I yield the floor to Nicole who served as power minister

I‐I hate you! You're ruining everything!

I‐I thought I was respecting line rules, like you taught me.

I, I didn't do that! I didn't do that!

I... I will stop being a train.

I'd like to hear the story behind that! [breathalyzer beeps]

I'd still want Yumyulack to shrink me down and put me in there,

I'll give you one last chance.

I'll have a rum and Diet to start, please.

I'll have to lose faith in the dedication of the T Bell copywriters.

I'll just shoot some carbon into a delicious chicken sandwich.

I'll kill 'em all if it means I get to take a hot shower.

I'll never be jealous of some nerd who jerks off to lines.

I'll remember what a total bag of shit that guy was.

I'll walk right in, knock him out,

I'm 10K away from being an associate ambassador.

I'm a good navigator. I'll bring some snacks.

I'm a leader, and I know leader shit.

I'm assuming you're going to do some fucked up sci fi revenge now?

I'm begging you. I'm just a pathetic car guy!

I'm calling the city before they turn you into a

I'm clean, all my pieces are on the ship.

I'm done.

I'm engaging my core and doing a Kegel.

I'm feeling pretty shitty. ‐ Korvo!

I'm free to do whatever I want!

I'm fucking coming for you!

I'm getting my body back!

I'm giving this fountain a golden shower!

I'm glad we thought to bring board games,

I'm going to be really, really‐‐

I'm going to be with you the whole time.

I'm going to end it all by crashing into Union Station

I'm going to get diluted and excreted through a million disgusting squids!

I'm going to use the doomsday device, I swear to god!

I'm gonna be your Mommy now.

I'm gonna have integrity forever.

I'm gonna sleep with my mistress in my own bed!

I'm gonna start reading sexy books and shit.

I'm in the military video games I play

I'm in the parking lot of the Target.

I'm just starting to like the feeling of hard sidewalk beneath my feet.

I'm just trying to do my job. No, you're fucking not.

I'm leaving my... Pezlie behind to do this,

I'm no Pupa expert, but even I know he isn't supposed to be two colors.

I'm not having a drink or sitting on the bed. Just give me my‐‐

I'm not looking for a job in space.

I'm only going to say this once!

I'm proud of you for doing the right thing.

I'm ready to be smooshed to death by your fingers.

I'm regaining my form!

I'm reverting back to normal. It's just going to take a while.

I'm so sorry, I never should've doubted you.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry I failed you all as leader.

I'm starting to feel like we might be trapped in a Wicker Man,

I'm telling you!

I'm the boss around here, and if I say Home Alone takes place

I'm the leader now. L let's go.

I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one holding the pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.

I'm the one who lets you grease me up before bedtime.

I'm thirsty for piss!

I'm trapping him inside of a crystal paperweight.

I'm using sci‐fi.

I'm winning without cheating!

I've been trying to kill you with iocaine powder for years.

I've got to save us all!

I've heard humans do that, but I've never seen it in real life.

I've never gotten to actually train an honest to goddamn maggot.

I've thrown away everything I ever worked for for you, Terry.

I've watched enough Law and Order with my senile, alcoholic mom

If he catches us, we'll never get out of the psyche!

If he had some structure in his life.

If I explain it to them.

If I get caught cooking beans and eggs on school grounds again, I'll lose my job.

If I'm going to freeze to death, may as well be heroically.

If I'm going to lose, at least I'll lose it the old‐fashioned way.

If present conditions continue, we're completely fucked.

If that were true, you'd be coming with me

If that's true, then explain this animatronic.

If the pack are fulfilling their roles.

If the Temper Monster can control them,

If there's any ding or scratch in them,

If this sentence connects to the next episode,

If we don't act now, here's how many jerks we'll be at in ten minutes.

If we don't expose the lies, this will keep happening!

If we don't fix this.

If we don't make sure the Pupa does its thing,

If we hurry, we can still save green, pink, and yellow!

If you bring me to space, I'll bring Takis.

If you eat more than your weight in Taco Bell.

If you had any ounce of real instinct, you would've seen that coming a mile away.

If you never get to be with your family?

If you stay here.

If you were a real basic bitch, you'd call it Lemon!

If you're a pro and not a loser

If you're careful, that might last a month.

If you're gonna live here! Car culture rules!

In a bangin' suit of armor.

In a residential nebula.

In a serious way.

In all my years of screaming at maggots,

In an impossible situation.

In both the Tim and Duke administrations.

In case they ever need my vigilante services.

In convoluted ways

In detail, por favor.

In five days, water. The lucky ones will freeze.

In front of it and pulling the trigger.

In ten minutes. I don't have time for this!

In the brainwashing room for a full solar cycle.

In the meantime, do the rest of you want VIP tickets

In the same cinematic universe as Curly Sue,

In the shooting of a man's foot?

In the Wall.

In three days' time, The Wall will run out of food.

In your faithless, shallow life?

In, in retrospect, I shouldn't have fetishized my car.

Including shrink ray ing and wall based imprisoning.

Inside the Pupa, it had your mouth guard?

Instead of playing decorator.

Instead of repairing the doggone ship all the time.

Instead of Scholastic.

Into gargoyles in this house.

Into IRL life Hungry Hippos,

Into random things.

Into the actual rides without telling people.

Into the wonders of your chest!

Is by understanding how they think.

Is called a "line check."

Is Cameos from Finn Wolfhard.

Is is it coming down yet? It's not a shitty "shoot in the air

Is that DoorDash guy delivering food

Is that light from the end of Total Recall?

Is that little girl of mine.

Is that the truck from Over The Top?

Is that Topman?

Is the erotic Luigi's Mansion fanfic that comes to me so naturally.

Is then we wouldn't have to do our jobs.

Is where they're supposed to be.

Isn't that funny?

It can't make you boo hoo as much as the name implies.

It expanded every heart I have!

It it's really hard to tell.

It makes it a lot easier to frame you for murder.

It makes it easier for people to see that I'm a fucking loser.

It makes trains, towns, and rails all at slightly larger than scale!

It means he's lost wi fi signal.

It means his evolution has been tainted.

It must have been another Pupa.

It pairs well with a night of consensual edging.

It scans the planet for Shlorpian flesh.

It should've been me that died in that vat of cookie dough at Mrs. Fields!

It simulates studying for 10,000 hours.

It simulates their language. Behold!

It takes like ten minutes to come to a stop.

It takes years of practice, you frunking idiot.

It turned me into a person that does bad things.

It was a blood orange Fresca, still legally binding.

It was a Johnny Tran limited edition from The Fast and Furious collection.

It was better when we turned them into

It was the second craziest 9 11 of my life.

It wasn't just any car,

It wasn't my place to inject your lives with a childlike sense of wonder.

It'll never end! Then I'll keep fighting!

It's a bribe. Get out of Katie's life.

It's a little bit coarser, but in all the right spots.

It's a more violent, millennial version of a marathon.

It's a red velvet cupcake so you know it's c lassy.

It's a regional Chicago option for when 7‐Eleven is too classy.

It's about how Noah solved murders at night on his ark.

It's about how sometimes we just know stuff

It's about skipping what makes sense to make someone else feel good.

It's all about balance.

It's all very complicated, and we have to go now!

It's an intellectual cruise experience he runs for his fans.

It's as basic as a Christmas gingerbread house.

It's been capped with a pog.

It's been that way since your first visit.

It's been two years since your last visit.

It's Cromus. He's one of us!

It's delicious, but a real lazy piece of shit.

It's drag queens lip syncing to audio recordings of my books.

It's either bread or crunch. You can't have both.

It's for Cherie. It'll make her look huge, right?

It's from my best movie, 1996's Daylight.

It's fueled by all his anger.

It's getting closer! It's [tires squeal]

It's gonna be up there for a while!

It's Hululand.

It's in his foot! Yes! We got the bullet back!

It's just a dumb line. I‐I‐I'll give it a chance.

It's just like Shakespeare wrote, "'Taint thy balls, 'taint thy butthole."

It's lead free!

It's like a goddamn bang bus up in here.

It's like edging, but you can do it around other people.

It's more of a whole‐body diaper.

It's my best friend Jeff. Terry, you would love him.

It's my fault. Help! It's my fault.

It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.

It's not gonna be easy, some of you will die,

It's not too late. You can still be like Trumpet, you know.

It's on like ping pong!

It's pretty cool, huh?

It's super long, and you're totally not in it.

It's that empathy isn't about doing the correct thing.

It's the only way the Wall can be in harmony with itself.

It's the tribal symbol for "Digiorno."

It's time for someone else.

It's time the people of the Wall learn the truth.

It's tres embarrassing.

It's what us pro standers call a Category Five.

Jeeerks!

Jeeerks! THOM: Wow.

Jeff wanted some tips on smoking a fuckin' rad pork shoulder.

Jerks have totally taken over, and only you assholes can save this town!

Jerks!

JESSE and YUMYULACK: Yeah. That's bad!

Jesse gave us a SodaStream the other day, it's awesome.

Jesse has bestowed upon the Church the great honor

Jesse, trust me, this is the best thing for the Pupa.

JESSE: [gasps] It's like bubblegum colored!

JESSE: [gasps] Wait a minute,

JESSE: Ah ah ah. Patience.

JESSE: All you need to do is make it across the room.

JESSE: Alright! They did it!

JESSE: Aw jeez, turns out Principal Cooke is hella deep.

JESSE: Even their Pupa's swole.

JESSE: Ha!

JESSE: How did they get out of military school so fast?

JESSE: I heard that our town might be listed by Parade Magazine

JESSE: I told you he needed to be nurtured!

JESSE: Is this the way to the VIP room?

JESSE: Keep going, keep going!

JESSE: Little Buddy, come back here!

JESSE: Oh no, this is bad.

JESSE: Oh yeah! I guess it's working.

JESSE: Okay, so one replicant accidentally killed their team,

JESSE: Okay, we're gonna make this real simple.

JESSE: Please stop!

JESSE: Sick, Terry.

JESSE: Stay calm and use your words.

JESSE: That's the ticket!

JESSE: Uh, yeah, that's what a copy is, dude.

JESSE: Wait, did you mean BTS?

JESSE: We're just gonna listen to him.

JESSE: What are they doing?

Jesse?

Jesse?

Jesse's light is shining on us.

JESSE/TERRY/YUMYULACK: For the Pupa.

Jessica Opposites, I've loved you

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, his receptive language is great,

Jesus! Get some Depends, why dontcha?

Jon Lithgow as the villain, no, thank you!

Just a guy caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Just a li'l gift from me to you.

Just a little bit longer.

Just be present in the moment. ‐ Whatever.

Just like enough so he can get better.

Just like Ethan and my Walldermen. Right, guys?

Just like in Silver Streak.

Just like my hero Ina Garten.

Just make sure nothing distracts me. I'm on it!

Just never found a planet,

Just order from the menu.

Just stay focused and‐‐ What the fuck?

Just to be poor and facing the same direction on the street with you.

Just to hit up the DMV?

KATIE: Baby, but what about the plan?

Kid Rock just announced he's bringing

Kinda like the '90s version of marbles.

Knowing that at any second a dumpster Dracula could suck her dry?

Korvo has spent more time eating me out

KORVO THE TRAIN: I'm still a model, you dumbass!

KORVO THE TRAIN: What? Is saving my life boring to you?

KORVO THE TRAIN: Yeah, that's what I thought.

Korvo, come on, look at the map. I'm pointing. Look at my pointing, please!

Korvo, I think there are needles in my eyes!

Korvo, Terry, and Yum weren't the problem, they were the solution!

Korvo, what am I looking at?

Korvo, you have what we call "Alpha DNA."

Korvo, you made him cry. Psychopath.

Korvo, you seem mechanically minded.

KORVO: [over phone] Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia

KORVO: [over phone] Stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

KORVO: [over phone] They have so many emotions.

KORVO: A new homeworld! A whole new

KORVO: A‐are we really doing this?

KORVO: Bad idea. Next.

KORVO: Bullshit! TERRY: We're better than them.

KORVO: Don't care. This is a horrible use of a flashback.

KORVO: Don't do this, Jesse! Please!

KORVO: Everybody buckled in?

KORVO: Go, green! Go, green!

KORVO: Goddammit, why are there skis?

KORVO: I like this guy.

KORVO: Look at that planet, completely untouched by human pollution.

KORVO: No, not the image of the homeworld, this is exactly the homeworld.

KORVO: Oh my god, a lazy bottle episode.

KORVO: Oh, thank god these dorks are alive.

KORVO: Ohh!

KORVO: Okay, that's not exactly their fault, I guess.

KORVO: Okay, we get it.

KORVO: Okay, wow, Jesus, that's grim. Can we get a palate cleanser?

KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia

KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia

KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia

KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia

KORVO: See how his second in command just did his job

KORVO: Shit. Keep an eye on it!

KORVO: Snore. Skip to the end!

KORVO: Stop cowering!

KORVO: That's stupid, there's no such thing as ghosts.

KORVO: There's no "up there."

KORVO: These guys are sort of like the version of us

KORVO: They are standing pretty excellently.

KORVO: They made friends with that hard ass drill sergeant!

KORVO: This is fucking awesome.

KORVO: Those were from Hot Topic!

KORVO: W‐w‐what are you doing here?

KORVO: We'll use that as a backup, next.

KORVO: What the fuck is this? I said I wanted a bad one!

KORVO: What the hell, look at their little compound they've made!

KORVO: Why is a puppy friends with an otter?

KORVO: Will you two hurry the fuck up before I get so mad that I squirt?

KORVO: You're right! Look, their Pupa has reached its final color!

Korvo? Did you move the house? KORVO: No!

Korvo? I can't see!

Korvo. I'm Terry's actual husband slash unmarried team leader.

Korvo's right, you have to get along, or it can go bad real fast.

Korvo's Second Act! 2 Fast 2 Korvo!

Lactose free fro yo with the other moms.

Last one in's a rotten Skittle!

Last one there is a rotten spore!

Last one to the school bus is a deviled egg!

Later, losers! Suck my mound!

Launch activated.

Let me take you to our section for people who were stood up by their loved ones.

Let me tell you about team number one.

Let the baptism commence!

Let's dance!

Let's dance.

Let's get out of here. He did our job for us.

Let's get some Visine on those squiggly pupils.

Liars, always holding on to power with your stupid lies.

Life here can be hard.

Lightsabers? Time traveling, like, refrigerator bed or something like that?

Like a quarterback making an audible:

Like Cher or Peanut, the Jeff Dunham puppet.

Like cum gutters on the roof, know what I'm sayin'?

Like Death Row Records.

Like Fred Savage gets it in The Princess Bride!

Like I said, I keep my shit toight.

Like I've gotten the approval of my dad!

Like playing golf or when we got that portrait

Like pottery or Korean hentai.

Like Rob Schneider in every movie for a hot second.

Like that big, weird face on the wall?

Like the algorithm wanted us to.

Like we're not real people with lives, huh?

Like when I tell them to kill you!

Like when the people on the Fast and Furious 3D ride

Like you did to Doug, who used to have this route!

Like, "Get on out down that mountain!"

Like, uh, you're so dumb.

Like, um, heat signatures. Huh? Huh? That's pretty cool.

Line is in my name!

Lines are a metaphor for the human experience.

Linus was completely different when you left.

Linus, you can't get back in line.

Listen, I want to face up to the crimes I've committed,

Listen, kid, I can tell you ain't no criminal.

Listen. Something very fucking weird is going on

Little Mountain Lake exists only for you.

Little Mountain Lake is really on the cutting edge.

Little Mountain Lake!

Little Mountain Lodge!

Live with me on the open seas.

Lo siento! Lo sient

Locked you in an ant habitat type terrarium

LONESUN: Glorgax, my hand to hand specialist.

LONESUN: Shlorpians.

LONESUN: The SilverCops protect the entire quadrant.

Look at all these hilarious labels.

Look at him, he looks like he's gonna kick over a nerd's sand castle.

Look out! There's one wearing Tech Fleece and listening to Future!

Look what they've done to us.

Look, before you decide to leave, just hear me out.

Look, I've been the lead in this family for far too long.

Look, Jesse's opened all the compartments.

Look, PPC: Principal Principal Cooke.

Look, the silver life ain't for everyone, but the forces of evil never sleep.

Look, there's me!

Looks like it's time to get burgered!

Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way out.

Looming Tower Terror Tower.

Love the shirt. Is that lambswool?

M maybe getting boned by the Red Goobler on his bachelor party last year.

Make one for yourself, too.

Makes me want to do‐‐ ‐ Don't you segue into a montage‐‐

Making beef stew on my hot plate?

MALE VOICE: Not so fast, Tim!

MALL COP: So yeah, the blue space creature, aka "the Pupa,"

MAN ON RADIO: The tunnel is closed due to a cinematic crash.

MAN: ...absolutely in the top ten best albums.

MAN: [on radio] You're listening to Satellite Satellite radio.

MAN: Mrs. Perry is kissing Dylan!

MAN: Please! WOMAN: Water!

MAN: The cow says‐‐ [cow mooing]

Man. Who knew Brigga Balba would be so nice.

Marone!

Maybe at the park for the baby swings?

Maybe become a motorcycle next time. Think about that.

Maybe have everyone climb out the hole to the backyard?

Maybe I am the Pupa expert.

Maybe if we can get home and release Little Buddy,

Maybe if we help Principal Cooke, we'll get out alive

Maybe today is about seeing people through their eyes

Maybe we can just say things they don't like.

Maybe we can talk to some lawyers, or the media.

Maybe we can tone down whatever sinister thing this is.

Maybe we just don't know Pupes as well as we thought.

Maybe we should just do some mission stuff,

Maybe we were meant to be here.

Me and Jesse know all about you. You're our favorite.

Me and Yumyulack have been commuting to Chi‐town

Means he won't see it coming when we rob him blind.

Meet Andy St. Clair.

Metaphorically. Because otherwise we'd lose our place in line.

Might as well cut my dick off, you know?

Might I interest you in our train museum?

Mind if I do a quick sweep of the ship?

Mission: Possible, baby! Wait, I can do it better.

Mm, mm, mm. ‐ What do you think you're doing?

Mm, oh my god, this is so good.

Mm. Ugh, this would be so much easier if this wasn't so delicious.

Mmm, and call the SWAT team.

Mmm!

Mmm. Jelly time?

Mommy's coming!

MONSTER: I want to trap someone in a paperweight!

More lies from Tim?

Most of his customers have gotten infections.

Motion sensors better than the Pentagon's.

Mud crawling! This line is playing.

Murders covered up by you?

My arms are somewhere aboard his private non‐fiction yacht, The Shipping Point.

My cap only covers the top of my head like a total loser.

My fiancé's coming.

My latest bestseller, Thou Who Smelt It, Dealt It,

My life is richer, happier, and better because you are in it.

My line rules!

My Little Pony omega code three.

My own body parts all day?

My pocket laser.

My sacrifice!

My sauce was featured on MasterChef: Behind Bars.

My touch‐the‐wall‐for‐leverage Asics gloves,

My town is too bougie for a White Hen.

My‐my‐my brakes are a little rusty. And I'm dehydrated.

NASA launched it in the '70s.

Neapolitan, 10 across. Remember?

New Korvo has to practice for a Stomp audition!

Newlyweds shouldn't have secrets.

NEWS ANCHOR: More developments on the escaped gorilla.

Next we grab drinks at the Palm Springs Tiki Lounge.

No big deal.

No gear, no tricks, no sci‐fi.

No goddamn respect.

No highways or skysc****rs. [thudding footsteps]

No idea is a bad idea. Go!

No kid has ever been able to do a perfect RHO sequence.

No more adventures, okay?

No more connecting episodes or any of that other streaming bullshit.

No more iPad, no more sexy books.

No one listens, fucking bugs spittin' on me and shit

No one person is going to save us.

No one was eating their dinner. They just kept staring at us.

No way. That Beyblade is worth way more than

No, he's never mentioned you.

No, I love you more. Mmm.

No, I'm not saying we remove any Beatles album.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no. Noooo!

No, no, noooo!

No, no, they aren't hiding anymore.

No, ten is the bottom? Of course it is.

No, when she tells everyone she's back and Tim's dead, she has to be herself.

No!

No! What happened?

No. I refuse. No more leaders.

No. It's the Pupa, he's all fucked up.

No. No, it was not.

No. Ow. No, no.

No. What did I do?

No... more... Hulu!

Nobody can keep it from you anymore.

Nobody needs to know about this little angel.

Not after you tried to murder me!

Not on his lies and not on yours.

Not packaged for retail,

Not so cool. Not even a Starbucks.

Not that I'd mind with Lexus.

Not the aliens' house.

Not with all the trap queens in need of hyping.

Nothing gets me going like a hobby with a magazine.

Nothing gets rid of a hangover like a big ol' dump.

Nothing will be the same anymore.

Nothing. You are who you say you are.

Nova, hi. Do you mind if I speak with your husband?

Now before I give you our diagnosis,

Now hopefully I can return the favor.

Now I kinda like him. Me too!

Now I know everything about school, and how I'm going to get that money.

Now if you want a fleeborg's chance on a hot scorched skittle

Now scoop me up into the backpack.

Now take us to the algorithm.

Now that I'm not focusing on the mission or fixing the ship,

Now that the three biggest town jerks are locked in our ship,

Now that you're single, you could come to the JV Mock Model UN tomorrow with me.

Now the guys are going to think that I bought this tiny box as a joke

Now we're blessed with mosquito protein.

Now, as leader of this family and unquestioned star of the show,

Now, what do you want?

Now, where we can find these alien psychos?

Now, you listen to me, you son of a bitch.

Obviously we should reward ourselves. But how?

Odds are someone else has already saved the homeworld!

Of course I don't, you idiot.

Of Fast and Furious 10: 10 Fast, 10 Furious?

Of finding your way home, you better put on that SilverSuit.

Of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie did that cost us?

Of Impractical Jokers, but it's real.

Of leading the Wall into the future!

Of leaving this shithole planet.

Of our reliance on the aliens' candy.

Of the new Dan Brown novel together.

Of The Simpsons, just to be clear right up front.

Of time traveling sneakers you only use for business!

Of your Countdown to Hululand advent calendar.

Off of giant seashells like curling up by the fire

OFFICER 1: Motherfucker! OFFICER 2: Freeze!

OFFICER JAMES: Oh shit! Guys, the gorilla's at the Target!

OFFICER JAMES: Police department. Rawwr! This is the escaped gorilla.

OFFICER: What the hell?

Oh and‐‐ Oh, and Terry?

Oh dammit, I'm so sick of those gargoyle making aliens.

Oh fuck, real head!

Oh god, I love your body so much. [metallic clanging]

Oh god, I'm sure I'm forgetting something.

Oh god, no!

Oh god, this guy only made it one day.

Oh god, you jerk.

Oh god! Ahh!

Oh god.

Oh god. We might be too late.

Oh man, I wish I had feet.

Oh my god, Allie!

Oh my god, did you hear that?

Oh my god, do you remember those?

Oh my god!

Oh no, Josh and Sophia, what happened?

Oh no, wait. Wait. We forgot about Kendrick Lamar.

Oh no.

Oh no. Babies discovering bubbles!

Oh shit, a lake? Oh my god, oh, we're getting in the water?

Oh shit, she's behind the curtain, isn't she?

Oh shit, there we go.

Oh shit. ‐ Oh my god. These sneakers.

Oh shit. I accidentally butt dialed her, didn't I?

Oh shit. She's standing right behind me, isn't she?

Oh yeah, my feet are gonna cum.

Oh yeah, that works for ya boy. Mm.

Oh, a framed fuckin' photo of Polar Express Tom Hanks but none of me?

Oh, he's such a great guy!

Oh, how'd the sales trip go?

Oh, I feel so powerful!

Oh, I love your jacket! Where did you get that?

Oh, I'm so nervous!

Oh, shit, is that a fucking Godzilla too?

Oh, so thirsty. Gotta have a drink.

Oh, take me again.

Oh, that meant "yes." I'll be a SilverCop, yeah.

Oh, that sounds like some shit we should have watched already.

Oh, tonight is not good actually, Korvo has the shits

Oh!

Oh! It's happening! He's evolving to his true form!

Oh! You've been dropping your limbs all over the place!

Oh. Why! Why does the world hate me?

Ohh!

Ohh! [sighs]

Ohh. My Lulu!

Ohhh!

Okay, Avocado, where to?

Okay, boys, turn those body cams off!

Okay, it's four.

Okay, Terry, time to be the hero.

Okay, we can skip to the final test.

Okay.

On a book tour last year.

On an already inhabited planet for six months.

On the bus the other day.

On the professional line circuit, what Terry needs

On why humans like hummus and then suddenly

Once held a pee for 72 hours.

Once upon a time, a planet was about to get hit by an asteroid.

One for a new iPhone, one for a new sneaker release,

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa

One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa and escaped‐‐

One hundred days without a fight!

One I will unleash through the Boo Hoo Hole

One of those? [gunshots]

One team got killed by DC Comics' Superman.

One you don't build with mid century modern cardboard houses

One... two...

Only losers spend time trying to get good at stuff

Only rule is, if you walk through my door,

Only those with the purest of hearts can operate it.

Only tricky part is where to find a teen wolf.

Oof, maybe we shouldn't feed him bones

Ooh, leave the TV on.

Ooh, ooh, do you guys have laser guns and all sorts of cool sci fi shit?

Ooh, there they are!

Ooh! Let's go take a photo like we're in Charlie's Angels!

Ooh! You're home early!

Oooh! One no, two no, three no, four!

Or a couple of Waldos are gonna make sure

Or alien in line, can take over.

Or do you actually care about the locomotive arts?

Or gardens made from Kind Bar seeds.

Or hit and miss

Or I could tweet at AOC, and maybe she'll play Twitch with us.

Or it's "one fish, two fish, dead fish... you fish."

Or kidnapped by a pervert?

Or learning how to like Earth, then I guess I'll have to give it a try.

Or little kids playing with action figures.

Or make him shit in a box of sand anymore, huh, guys?

Or maybe we can float around together in my Lakitu cloud?

Or no one will believe us.

Or out or whatever. Hold on a second.

Or shit is gonna get real real real fast.

Or trying to get us to work through our issues.

Or was it The Kohlers, those kitchen sink CEOs down the block?

Or we might be Shlorp's only hope.

Or we'd have gone crazy.

Or we'll dig you out an asshole just so we can fill it with firecrackers.

Or we'll have to learn how to do taxes!

Or we're gonna end up just like that sad bastard.

Otherwise, it's just static.

Our bullet is coming home to papa and papa!

Our bullet or our OnlyFans.

Our couch: gargoyle. Our TV: gargoyle.

Our dog: gargoyle.

Our entire economy was on the verge of collapse.

Our future. Bullshit.

Our nightmare is at an end. Stay strong!

Our one of a kind Crystal Skull Vodka brand bullet signed by Mark Hamill

Our Pupa is going to be doing the terraforming.

Our secrets are safe with her.

Our sweet Jesse has gifted us the sweetest candy of all.

Our way of life will be over!

Out of the evidence locker and killed a GoldCop.

Out of the lambskin scraps Yumyulack gives us.

Outside the back of that shirt.

Over graphic depictions of the Red Goobler blasting you

Ow, ow, oh my God!

Ow, ow, ow, I said.

Ow. Ow.

Paintballs?

Painted it last night after I smoked some meth from my English pipe.

PANEL: [in sultry voice] Ooh, beep beep.

PANEL: [in sultry voice] Ughhh, beep beep.

Papa didn't let me say grace until I was 35.

Parliament business.

Paying for a new one every year really makes me... feel‐‐

Peddles exclusively to little kids and babies.

People are afraid of us 'cause we're always zapping them

People are stupid and confusing.

People are stupid and confusing.

People are stupid and confusing.

People are stupid and confusing.

People are stupid and confusing.

People are stupid and confusing.

People are stupid and confusing.

People are stupid and confusing.

People are stupid and confusing.

People get hurt.

Pezlie is the most important thing in this Wall.

Pezlie needs to live in a Wall based on truth.

Pick a lane, idiots!

Picture, like, mountains of Lemonheads and train tracks of candy cigarettes!

PIZZA DUDE: Uh yeah, I got a pizza

Play some lottery scratchers, watch some porn.

Please continue.

Please don't shoot Pupa! It was a pathetic bluff!

Please don't tell on me.

Please, I just started chronicling,

Please, Mr. Cruise, if you're within the sound of my voice,

Please!

Please. [Pupa burps]

Plus I sniff luggage at the airport for the DEA.

Plus it lets me chew my gum.

Plus we get to hang with Pippin when he's around.

Plus: great name.

Point for the Yumyulone Ranger!

Poison to the touch, they had to recall them

Poor algorithm. Little guy was just doing what he was programmed to do.

Power on, power off: it's all the same in the muck.

Prep him for surgery.

Prepare for Glen Justice. [cracks knuckles]

Pretty soon, he'll be back to normal and we can

Princess Bride! Princess Bride!

Profits... up! Money... yes, yes!

Prom season, tons of abortions today. Busy, busy, busy.

Pssh, talkin' 'bout "now," bitch.

Pupa ate that, huh?

Pupa can't join in. He always gets paint all over himself,

Pupa lucked out.

Pupa, as team leader, I have come to a decision.

Pupa, you recombine into your own physical form this instant!

Pupa, you're in a lot of trouble, young man!

Put a dime in the "Know Your Place" jar, you snizz.

Ran out of oxygen and water,

Real strong shoulders,

Real‐size kids.

Really, I'm insecure! Please, I'm sorry. Please don't do this!

Record your adventures with clarity, both in triumph and defeat

Remember how Travolta's wig popped right out of the screen?

Remember we watched him shit into the bag and we were like,

Remember what is at stake.

Remember when we pretended we lost our drivers' licenses

Remember when we saved humanity from ice lava and napadoodles

Remember when you had me on that zeppelin?

Remember, he's just trying to help.

Remember, remember, remember. ‐ Oh my god!

Remember? It was our second date.

Repeat after me. I will not use this

REPLICANTS: Die! Die! Die!

REPORTER: Eaten? WOMAN: Eaten!

Resilience is what we do.

Revolutionary war to displace a "The Duke,"

Right as I say eight to twelve weeks.

Right off the block instead of cutting off a piece,

Right over here.

Right up your crusty butthole!

Root beer, Sunny D, and piss.

Run free.

Sadly, I've had them so busy scribbling,

Said to tell you "Game over, man"

Sarah served three to five for knifing someone

Scale it back.

Scholastic doesn't own them.

Sci‐fi sci‐fi, we're leaving."

Scrippity doo doo, bee bop

Scrippity doo doo, bee bop!

Scrub it, or you'll itch for a week.

Searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.

Searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.

Searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.

Searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.

Searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.

Searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.

Searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.

Searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.

Searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.

Second: Activated.

Secret sci fi technology for years,

Secrets like that never last.

See if Terry's retainer is in there.

Seeing city folk like us is a big deal

Seems like common knowledge now, but at the time it was unheard of.

Seethe with jealousy.

Seinfeld's walls.

Served alongside a nice heap of Jesse's a whiny bitch

Setting a course for...

She can wear it when she takes over as leader of the Wall.

She needs to stay hidden and safe.

She really loves to make me say it.

She saved that fat man's life.

She should be our new leader!

She was just asking if he had a tampon.

She'll drink mouse milk, but not too much, she gets gassy.

She's a combination of three lines:

She's a loser who's obsessed with other people's lives.

She's a real handsome lady.

She's all our daughters.

Shit, mosquitoes! They're everywhere!

Shit, shit, shit. Oh god, oh god, oh god.

Shit!

Shit! Where is he?

Shlorp is depending on your‐‐

SHLORPIAN GENERAL: Terry, your job is most important.

Shlorpians are always getting their homeworlds destroyed

Show him the ropes.

Show us another team that's like us, who aren't being eaten from the inside.

Signed by stars of Uber Eats commercials every day!

SilverCops have every race represented in our force, but we're missing one.

Since nobody respects my stuff, I guess I can just ruin the dam!

Since the moment you saw the back of my head in line.

Since we got here, everything has been catered to us.

Since we learned how easy it is fry shrimp!

SISTER SISTO: I can nurse him back to health.

Skip past all the teams arrested by space cops.

Slash life Terry and this person named Lameus.

Smart, right?

So as punishment for stealing all that stuff,

So consider your dumb ass secured.

So fuck all the way off!

So future Shlorpians learn from your mistakes.

So her old man went for the bargain, just like we thought.

So I can bully‐‐ ow‐‐ humans in their 30s.

So I can finally do what I want!

So I can punch him in the face for plagiarizing my whole tone.

So I could give the world this!

So I know what to do.

So I peacock with cars.

So I'm writing you a check for ten million dollars.

So I'm‐I'm‐I'm going to take off.

So it's palatable to a broader, more corporate approved audience,

So knowing you'll take care of yours will make this easier.

So let's get these limbs and get back to the business

So listen, there's a reason we're here.

So many lives were lost on our journey to get this far.

So none of your stinky goo drips out.

So now all gold is worthless.

So now I come down to the lower levels, catch a bug,

So please everyone shut the fuck up.

So start her up, Jesse. Gimme your worst!

So the Pupa could have favorite snacks for the trip.

So then I had to stand in another line.

So they're not even getting nutrition,

So we can get off this shitty planet and find an empty one.

So we can learn and grow.

So we could do it together.

So we could tip everybody.

So we won't have to watch a bunch of ads as we walk through the park.

So when employees start letting people in, they won't know which line is real.

So you can take your algorithm and shove it

So you'll have to share.

SOLAR OPPOSITES: What? AISHA: This all happened 30 years ago.

Some crazy evil shit is about to go down.

Some fun this year!

Some of us may have sex with

Some Stella & Dot dog tags?

Some were eaten by reavers.

Somebody help!

Somebody take notes, Jordan Peele's gonna need to hear about this town.

Someone accessible, like George Washington or Dr. Dre.

Someone has to do something, and soon, or we're all

Someone larger than life to lead them,

Someone must have called in the gunshots.

Someone told me the huge, destructive train

Something in an office. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Something in her very soul!

Sometimes I get bored of all the charity work I do.

Sometimes you have to be the funny talking foreigner,

Son of a bitch!

Sorry if I was being a biatch earlier. I just‐‐

Sorry, I should've said that instead of just shoving you

Sorry. Soldier reflexes.

Souls we'll never forget.

Sounds nice.

Sounds so disgusting now.

Stabbed you through with a toothpick cane because‐‐

Staring off into the distance.

Starting with The Hunt For Red October!

Steaks from the thorax. Netting from the wings.

Stickers? No! No!

Still wish I wasn't turning into goo.

Still, he didn't deserve this.

Stocks and bonds. Charts and pies.

Stop having fun! I'm melting!

Stop leaving me to die. I'm not dying anymore!

Stop whining and hand me another can of white paint.

Straight to Kevin's door?

Strong and fierce, willing to die so the team can live.

Subject Delta 2 looks to be able to summon fire from his penis.

Subject Gamma 4 can move a pineapple with her brain.

Such a yambone! [both laugh]

Sucking and fucking their way to a dollar and a cent.

Surely the Top Ten will include the gorgeous city of GeenaDavisville.

Surprised he's not workin' a pole.

SWAT LEADER: Hey, fuckers, eat ground, now!

Switchy!

T t triple or nothing?

T‐T‐T‐Terry and the Jets!

Taco salad, come to mama!

Take a look!

Take your muck and get out of here.

Taste it again. That's real ass butter, son.

Teach us how not to be jerks.

Teacher, storm chaser, this,

TEAM 10 LEADER: I don't know what a Varmint is. Are we in danger?

TEAM 10 LEADER: That would be great, thank you.

Team five ran into trouble on robot world.

Team six took a dip in a poison ocean.

Teams seven and eight? Ooh! They fell into chasms.

Tell it to the consumers.

Tell me about your classes.

Tell Nova I love her, and I'm sorry.

Terry and I go way back.

Terry and I have to go fight a witch for our spaceship.

TERRY and YUMYULACK: Yay! JESSE: Yay, yay, yay!

Terry is always yammering on about snack foods.

Terry is mine, this line is mine,

Terry, can we please just go see what's happening for a minute?

Terry, I get it now.

Terry, I'll need you to go to the ship and activate the de fractolyzer

Terry, this is very hard for me,

Terry, you stinky shit.

TERRY, YUMYULACK, and JESSE: [chanting] Princess Bride! Princess Bride!

TERRY, YUMYULACK, and JESSE: Yay!

TERRY: [muffled scream] There's a dead raccoon down here!

TERRY: Ah, yeah! [Jesse grunting]

TERRY: And we can sense our own.

TERRY: Crap, crap, crap! Don't hit me!

TERRY: Ha ha, yeah! Get fucked!

TERRY: Hey, there's me too!

TERRY: I didn't save a backup of my seven part Animal Crossing fart fic!

TERRY: I don't know! Get off my back!

TERRY: Okay, I think it's over

TERRY: Stupid trains. I'm over it. KORVO THE TRAIN: Hey!

TERRY: That's the last straw, Pupa.

TERRY: They're opening the store! This is it!

TERRY: Ugh, they're so considerate and productive.

TERRY: Wait a second, hold on.

TERRY: Wait, wait, I know this!

TERRY: We're still in line, baby!

TERRY: Wheeee! ‐ Fuck!

TERRY: Why are they treating their Pupa like a baby?

TERRY: Yeah, and that's the last I ever want to hear about Glen.

TERRY: Yeah, because he's a cuck. KORVO: You're a cuck.

TERRY: Yeah! He did it! He terraformed the whole planet! Yeah!

TERRY: Yeah! T Rex out of nowhere for the win!

TERRY: You can't talk to me like that.

Terry? ‐ Oh hey, K‐dog.

Terry. Should be on your book there.

Terry. Your turn. ‐ What turn?

Terry's arms! Stop being dicks!

Terry's keeping an eye on our Crystal Skull vodka brand bullet

Terry's supposed to clean him out, but he hates doing it.

TERRY/JESSE/YUMYULACK: For the Pupa!

Th there was nothing I could do!

Th‐they don't know that they can just set their Candolian mood rings onto peaceful

Than being involved in the Pupa's education.

Thank you.

Thank you. ‐ We did this last year.

Thanks a lot for opening your dumb mouth.

That algorithm was dead the second we took away its data inputs.

That all these things are gonna happen at the game tonight?

That Bad Bunny has a cold, so I'm knitting him a snuggie!

That both teams would have a Teen Wolf?

That cycle ends now.

That every single show is on.

That got severed and left around town.

That group of tough guys wearing Judas Priest shirts

That guy was an idiot.

That he's suddenly talking in complete sentences?

That his child turned into the monster.

That I keep trying to bang, but she won't let me hit it!

That I'm so hot, I could win Best Couple with anyone,

That if you worked through your issues at LML,

That is definitely leading to a costly line divorce.

That just came into town.

That makes us a special, unique, weird family

That means the aliens have gone on their trip!

That means there's a problem.

That must have been from the summer I tried to be a Mythbuster.

That no other alien in the galaxy got.

That one? [gunshots]

That other team earlier already got eaten by a T Rex.

That sounds awesome! I‐I wish I could see better.

That started that homemade candle company together?

That stuff with the trains. All that business with the line.

That team makes us look like a bunch of jabronis.

That that would happen?

That was a day!

That was expensive!

That was fucked up.

That was really cool of you.

That was the moment I realized she was the star,

That we shot into the sky, and his elbow lightly grazed your car

That we won from that auction on eBay!

That wire must have frayed or come loose.

That you'd rather use to evaluate this?

That you're going to put down some roots this year?

That's a Grak 5000. Ah!

That's a political first. It's up to us now, Maddie.

That's a red alert! We have to get to the ship!

That's all stamina, baby.

That's Andrew, he was front of the line for the first Xbox back in '01.

That's awesome!

That's been three seasons in the making.

That's classy.

That's depressing.

That's how we say it in Des Plaines. Come on! The race is starting.

That's it. I'm done. I'm going home.

That's kind of a big deal.

That's kinda your whole thing.

That's like interrupting the path of a really strong hurricane.

That's like the worst thing you can do.

That's my final order as mission leader.

That's my side hustle. Let me know.

That's no way to get yourself into Parliament.

That's on trend, baby! [party music playing in distance]

That's right, I've been talking this whole time.

That's right, I've been talking this whole time.

That's right, I've been talking this whole time.

That's right, I've been talking this whole time.

That's right, I've been talking this whole time.

That's right, I've been talking this whole time.

That's right. I've been talking this whole time.

That's right. I've been talking this whole time.

That's right. I've been talking this whole time.

That's right. I've been talking this whole time.

That's so metal! No wonder the Silvercops hate us!

That's the highest civilian rank for a regional governor in the Empire.

That's the highest it's ever been. You okay?

That's the one they film in prison.

That's the sexiest motherfucking Beyblade I've ever seen.

That's the shape of Terry's retainer.

That's the show where they time travel to save JFK

That's the silhouette he chose?

That's where I belong. Holy shit.

That's where you torture someone by rubbing acid on their dick

That's why all the most famous standers are here.

That's why I gave the mayor my Yum signal

That's why I got a We Bought a Zoo Matt Damon tattoo inside my lip!

The "calling the cops on a barbecue" of whites.

The accent ceiling is just a white symbol for how much you guys don't get me.

The aliens have left.

The ancient Silverites crafted it from pure silver that flows

The apple of their eye? The star of their spin off?

The Bowinian church will protect you.

The Bowinian Order will guard her with our lives.

The building blocks of your cells have receptors that are only activated

The character of Duncan? Oh, they took his eyes. That's me now!

The counter clockwise spin makes this Beyblade

The damage is too severe. You'll have to stay on Earth permanently.

The dirty human who killed you.

The Dunkin Donuts and the Jared's Jeweler‐‐ Jewelry store.

The Firm final battle all over again.

The first baby in the Wall.

The government sent out during the recession.

The guy won't shut up.

The heir to the Popchips fortune?

The Javelina must be wearing it.

The jerks are on the move!

The jerks, the jerks are filling up the streets!

The Kaley Cuoco of whites.

The line isn't out here, it's inside you.

The main men, the stinkiest poops.

The man's going to get himself killed.

The more powers it'll unlock.

The more the merrier, right? ‐ The more the shittier!

The more the suit detects your purity,

The movie, not that guy who up sells us at Pier One Imports.

The movies. Really?

The new combination Red Lobster Taco Bell.

The new line is all pros. Look at the way they stand.

The one thing we promised each other was that we would never cheat.

The only reason they were acting like us is because

The paint. It's lead, made in China.

The Parade Magazine judges will be here in a few hours!

The people of the Wall can finally live in peace.

The point is, I'm tough as shit.

The point of the line is to be in the line.

The princess, the brain, the bad boy, the athlete, and the freak,

The Pupa is a member of our team.

The Pupa's an out of control motherfuckin' teenager!

The question we should really be asking is:

The ragnar! No! We forgot to feed it!

The ramen turns into a cold brick by the time I get home.

The receptors decay, triggering a "goo sequence"

The replicants use for their TV.

The salt cartel will eat him alive!

The SilverSuit is the most powerful weapon in the universe.

The SilverSuit makes it all.

The soda tastes weird,

The Solar Opposites finally get along.

The sound keeps the Wall peeps happy when we aren't around.

The store is going to choose that line for sure.

The structural integrity of that Milk Dud shan't hold for long!

The train takes five seconds to reach the Tyler Perry Studios.

The Twilight series?

The two of us have to go tomb raiding in Central America.

The upper levels for good.

The upper Wall has forgotten us.

The way I chew gum is so disgusting that I can't do it in front of people.

The whitest of all whites.

The whole people liking us stuff?

The winner of Best Couple.

The winner of the house smoothie challenge is... Terry.

The world's first Jerk Monitoring System,

The xenon emitters are super fucked up.

The xenon in my vents.

Their bodies entombed in their ships,

Their vehicles are the peak of luxury and automotive excellence!

Them Shlorpians should never have messed with... the SilverCops.

Then as God as my witness, I will save all of your lives.

Then end up on the street,

Then everything that needs to be said can be said.

Then follow me to a better way to stand,

Then I was a farmer with a loyal little mouse.

Then I'll give you the signal.

Then it was hit. And then it alternated between miss and hit.

Then maybe he is actually the Inner Child.

Then that's what it's gotta be.

Then we head for the thrilling but grossly insensitive

Then what do you want? What's your price?

There are no more jerks to be monitored.

There are now two legitimate‐looking lines.

There is a hole in the back of the Wall!

There isn't a lot to tell for the last dozen.

There seems to be some sort of Daylight situation going on.

There was a big Snowpiercer slash Escape From New York type

There were fuzzy insects in their brains?

There will be order in the people's house!

There's a lot of people around in summer scarves!

There's always gonna be another battle.

There's just one problem with your plan.

There's one more thing.

These books are way too sexy for you!

These disgusting monsters are our future.

These levels have been off the grid for months.

These Mango Habanero ones are the T I Ts.

These monsters are all over TikTok.

These Red Sox fans are gonna yammer on about Beantown,

They are untouchable.

They aren't perfect at immediately.

They could get hurt. Yeah, they will.

They don't sell 'em anymore.

They don't share a habitat!

They don't spend money on books.

They get so excited about going to Mars.

They just are.

They look just like these guys.

They murdered an ophthalmologist last summer,

They spread around the galaxy like toxic mold on a college shower head.

They technically survived the journey,

They want someone divine,

They will hunt you down like a mawg.

They're a secret group that protects specials like you.

They're all hella locked up. Have a fun day!

They're all stickers? Oh my God!

They're always ordering these complicated coffee drinks.

They're always talking about brunch. Brunch isn't real.

They're candy cannons!

They're going to catch us if we don't stop fighting about shit from the past.

They're just being dicks.

They're like little matchsticks, except they'll never be lit.

They're Terry's favorite.

They're the perfect choice to regret later having in all of our photographs.

They've been writing my books.

They've fused into some kind of rat king.

Think back, before all the gear, magazines,

Thinks he can take trains from me. I'll show him. I'll show them all.

This Beyblade won't stop for nothin'.

This can't be happening!

This child's mother is the Wall!

This ends now.

This here's yer spark plug.

This is this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

This is this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

This is this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

This is this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

This is this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

This is this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

This is this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

This is a paintball gun that represents our sci fi rays.

This is all a my fault! We never should a have come here!

This is all I have!

This is big boy time, and you and I are clearly the alpha dogs here.

This is bullshit!

This is hard for me to say, because you know I don't like to compliment.

This is how it will look in five minutes.

This is how we rid ourselves

This is just an empty warehouse. Where are the drugs?

This is my partner, Officer McGar.

This is on you.

This is our chance to escape and get big again!

This is our second day without power.

This is supposed to be the happiest day of the week, and you are ruining it.

This is the first zoo escape since 1998 [door closes]

This is the Platinum Beyblade Burst 800, Takara Tomy edition.

This is what we're doing today, figuring this out! Stop that!

This is what you do when the Pupa is ready to terraform!

This is who I am now. Look at my conductor hat!

This is‐‐ this is my show.

This is‐‐ this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Did you see that?

This is‐‐ this is my show. I just dropped the pupa. Do you see me?

This isn't a library. ‐ [strained voice] I got it.

This isn't Bojack Horseman.

This line is just getting good! ‐ Really?

This man is a total

This must be Cooke's Temper Monster!

This shit got foreshadowed days ago!

This thing is aerodynamic as hell.

This town is out to get us. We should get the fuck outta here.

This was supposed to be something we did as a family.

This was supposed to make me feel better about how behind we are in the mission.

This was the best dialysis machine.

This will get you to relax. Helps with the silver bonding process.

Those aren't even out yet! [gasps]

Those fuck ups have to be T Rex shit by now.

Those skeeto poppers really knocked me out.

Those two ginger mummies didn't leave any myths for the rest of us.

Those who choose to stay are going to build a better world.

Three packets, Sugar in the Raw.

Throw her in the kiln.

Tim, your plan was so simple and brilliant!

TIM: ...raw like this. You're my fuckin' boys.

TIM: The drawer is jammed! We have to hurry.

TIM: The Wall is gonna be freed!

Tim's guards change shifts at midnight.

Tim's only a jelly bean and a half tall.

Time for it to take an educational adventure

To apprehend the bastard that stole the SilverSuit

To bring balance back to the Wall

To buy them for my whole unit.

To celebrity feet forced me into a career in civilian security,

To circle the earth in suspended animation

To clean dirtbags like this out of the quadrant.

To figure out people can make money off dumb high school bets.

To fill his veins with contact lens solution.

To get into the first‐ever Jimmy Buffett Buffet and Urgent Care center

To impreth hot chickth.

To just give it all up?

To justify a whole Stan culture.

To know I get a phone call.

To mix ship noises with space sounds.

To paint an accent ceiling the color of my choosing.

To patch into the wire that powers the plug

To practice with the Chicago Pro Tumblers.

To protect and guide you.

To really focus, I count the number of Kardashians over and over,

To save energy in case I run into Tim Burton

To save money, we share office space with a Wing Stop.

To see our in‐cruise show, Malcolm Dragwell?

To snap everyone into dust.

To support my nursery school wisdom.

To talk through all our issues.

To the bleachers now!

To the WGA North for that whole Ted 3D fiasco!

To you I seem like a cool, mysterious alien

Today, I realized that each of you has been fulfilling your mission roles

Tomorrow, I'll take you where you want to go,

Too bad, they totally lose their value when they're crucified.

Tough love, soft love, crazy stupid love

TOUR GUIDE: Fun fact, the tunnel scenes for Daylight were filmed right here

Trains are mine!

Trust me, they are going to do terrible stuff to you

Try. Try, try, try, try.

Turning himself into a blanket of steam that hangs over the town.

Turning them into anything would ruin it.

Twenty minutes.

Ugh, I got a waffle maker,

Ugh, I wish I could see more than just the top of his head.

Ugh, I'm out! [glass shatters]

Ugh, my favorite hand!

Ugh, one of those blacklight Bob Marley posters,

Ugh, today was as worthless as an orange Starburst.

Ugh, you fuckers! Ugh, let me go!

Ugh! I'm going to be thinking about this for the rest of my

Ugh! It fucking slimed me!

Ugh! This is gonna take forever.

Ugh! What do we do? What do we do?

Ugh. That was Mr. Sarner.

Uh‐oh! Speak of the devil.

Uh, does this go in the space laser?

Uh, to tell you that this is irresponsible!

Uh, what are you doing?

Uh, what the hell?

Uh, whatever, just let's go so you don't die.

Unless someone put an unregistered satellite in orbit.

Unless you like the Regal Navy.

Until it breaks and we have to get rescued.

Until it melts off. Noodles.

Until my headache goes away?

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the asteroid hit.

Until the statute of limitations has passed?

Us replicants never cause any shit.

Use that human intuition I've heard so much about.

Used to be a mosquito's head?

Used to pull his balls out of his pants as a joke.

W we're tired. G gonna call it a night.

W‐what did you have in mind?

Wait a hot minute. What does he know?

Wait a minute, we're moving forward in time?

Wait for it. Wh wh what's the signal?

Wait, but everyone's here.

Wait, Funyulack's your pretend o deck version of me.

Wait, wait! Before you kill me, I want to say something.

Wait, when Pupa remakes the homeworld, it'll remake us too?

Wait, why aren't you slowing down? ‐ I'm a long‐ass train.

Waldos? How many copies

Walked into the Claire's jewelry store at 2:00 p. m.

Wall name is Platinum Stevie. These are my people.

Was coming from the alien house, but I didn't want to believe it.

Was the beef stew good?

Was their idea.

Wasn't really even a betrayal.

Watch out for the mountain!

Watch this!

Watch, I I I'll prove it to you.

We all hate his ass so much.

We are so fucking

We better pray he's not one of those arson kids.

We both served two tours in Afghanistan.

We built it with people, with love,

We can be free to [squishing]

We can help you get back to the upper levels.

We can paint the accent ceiling whatever you want it to be.

We can use the fluid!

We can't just hyper focus on the safety of the Pupa

We charge our SilverSuits with by reciting an ancient haiku.

We could be doing that!

We could have been patching Look out for the speaker!

We could really use someone with your super powers on the force.

We could use it after all the crap we've been through lately.

We could've been on the cover!

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.

We don't want to interfere with whatever muck life you've stirred up down here.

We go to the ship with problems a lot.

We got an anonymous tip that children were being turned

We gotta jet! Pronto, chachi!

We gotta work out our muscles to keep them from atrophying.

We have a mission! My head! It hurts!

We have a standing date to do the crossword together.

We have core issues to deal with, people!

We have some delish bespoke white gold necklaces.

We have to catch it before it hits the ground and loses half its value.

We have to do something before they [airplane whooshing]

We have to fix the ship. We're out of Doritos.

We have to get back to the ship so we can watch the video

We have to get help before the aliens come back.

We have to go back and save the Wall.

We have to go back.

We have to have a little fun.

We have to jack his mouth open and climb inside.

We have to keep trying.

We have to save the others.

We have to stop moving on without properly apologizing.

We just have to go to the Windy City to pick up the last two.

We made that basket so hot that the balloon rose an extra hundred feet.

We make more than trying to service tourists in general.

We met in a wedding line for the valet.

We need BOTH: Mark Wahlberg!

We need an alien's hand to open it.

We need someone who can whip Pupa into shape.

We need to leave if we want to get on the dinner reservation list

We only have until the planets align,

We only worry about the Pupa when Terry's winning game night.

We ran the math.

We realized that your algorithm was spot the fuck on.

We really should leave the line and check it out.

We should at least put him out of his misery.

We should learn from him, so we can steal stuff too!

We still have so much passion.

We totally settled this with Nanobot Man, 'member?

We use to wipe our tushes?

We used to do so much crazy sci fi stuff.

We went from gum boys to the Tim era.

We were a bunch of beautiful strangers thrown together

We were gonna wait until that prick promotes you

We'd be at Taco Bell by now.

We'd crash to black and be out of here.

We'd either get caught by the aliens or see a shit ton of tiny people

We'll be on to the next episode and this will be done.

We'll get you the justice you deserve.

We'll have a laugh about it. Like

We'll make love while your arms write my TED Talks.

We'll raise some awareness. The Squad will help!

We're actually leaving.

We're being spied on. Everyone in that restaurant had earpieces.

We're fucking up the future of our species!

We're going so much faster than those idiots standing on the street!

We're going to crush this planet,

We're going to protect the Pupa until it can consume us,

We're going to save each other.

We're going to Taco Bell as a family.

We're going to the awesomest place on earth,

We're going to wait for the midnight release

We're gonna die down here!

We're in space, Glen is in space.

We're just going to head out and leave you to it.

We're just here to turn the power on.

We're just so disappointed in you. You're better than this.

We're losing him!

We're losing him. What? Losing who?

We're on Yumyulack's Seinfeld set, the very bottom of the Wall.

We're running out of time!

We're supposed to be taking care of the Pupa.

We're through. I want a divorce.

We've been giving him intravenously.

We've been preparing for this together.

We've been ripping and tearing ass on the reg for a while now

We've never set that up. [metallic vocalizing]

We've seen everything you've endured and accomplished.

We've upgraded you to the Grand Moff suite.

Welcome back to LML!

Welcome back, Terry‐cloth!

Well, I am done.

Well, let's see how you like it.

Well, that's the end of trains.

Well, then I'm fucking livid.

Were you bitten by some kind of spider?

What a day.

What a fuckin' reveal!

What a guy.

What a surprise.

What a waste of time this has been!

What about a seat in Parliament, huh?

What about me?

What about something closer to home?

What an exciting and historic moment for us all.

What are you talking about? I'm the king of this line.

What could this be for?

What did you do?

What do you got?

What do you say?

What do you think he got into?

What if we let Korvo melt but also did whatever we wanted?

What if we turn everyone who was shitting on us into actual Polaroids?

What show are you from? The news?

What the fuck is happening?

What the fuck?

What the hell is the story over there?

What the hell was that?

What the hell?

What up, Franklin!

What we are really dealing with here.

What we need is a government of people

What'd I miss? ‐ Hold it!

What's happening over there with the Pupa?

What's our plan to save the day?

What's that look? You said it didn't bother you!

What's wrong with the sky?

What's your name, maggot? I'm the Pupa.

When a Chilean flamingo stole some clothes

When a grip was choking on an egg roll.

When are we going to get to do something interesting?

When he's palling around with a little buddy. Aw!

When I overheard huge news.

When I was outside the Wall, I

When it was really a prison.

When it's stalled between two colors,

When it's their week and they get a full size box.

When the Dodgers win the World Series" type bullet, Korvo.

When we first met,

When we first visited.

When we were waiting to get Mr. Wonderful's new set of sponges.

When you find out who you really are and where you belong.

When you re explain our origin story.

When you're up on the actual mountain, you know.

Where are the cameras? Is Sal here?

Where is your planet sized hose so that we can just put everything out?

Where we were all in black turtlenecks and gold chains

Where we would have to turn a paperweight back into a Little Buddy.

Which "creepy townspeople movie" are we in:

Which I just invented 'cause I'm a fucking genius.

Which I was about to do anyway!

Which is a fucked up bigger deal.

Which is why I can tell you that this is an out of control teenager situation.

Which line do you think they'll pick? How's my standing looking?

Which means

Which will take at least 12 hours.

While also being the leader.

While I'm out screwing my Brazilian secretary!

Whimsical T‐shirts?

Who are you people? TIM: Shut up.

Who ate my last jar of narbo nuts?

Who binge watches premium streaming TV.

Who cares if one exploded horrifically a century ago?

Who else can drive? Oh, let me try!

Who even are you?

Who have accomplished the same amount of missions that you have.

Who keep track of all the horse names for George R. R. Martin.

Who knows what's been growing in the dark.

Who smells like total ass grilled chicken

Who tried to cut in line on a Black Friday at Ann Taylor Loft.

Who wants to eat meat and watch screens?

Who was the hot guy who ran it?

Who would stop an awesome, powerful hurricane?

Who's about to get shot!

Who's got the most collectable ammunition now, Denise?

Who's holding Yumyulack back green beans.

Who's impressed? I know that guy is.

Who's our next target?

Whoa, what the fuck! What are you doing, man?

Whoa, you're all that!

Whoa. That's cool. I didn't even have to kill you.

Whoever has eyes on the replicants, start Phase Two.

Whoo hoo hoo! GORILLA: We're losing him.

Why are there so many wildfires?

Why are we fucking paying for that journalism MBA

Why did humans stop traveling in blimps?

Why do you guys take such long showers?

Why do you let Tom Cruise do all his own stunts?

Why do you like such dumb shit?

Why do you think I started train‐ing in the first place?

Why doesn't our Pupa look like that?

Why don't you care? Look at me!

Why don't you kick off those heels and enjoy a nice meal.

Why not now?

Why won't a billionaire take me with them into when they go into space?

Why would you ever have coffee when you can just ingest

Wicker Man, Truman Show, or Midsommar?

Wife wants me to up my protein.

Will never become friends.

Will turn out okay?

Will you be our vacation friends?

With a dense manual.

With a South Korean boy band or not?

With all the dumb shit you pull, it's a miracle we haven't been killed.

With blue or green skin and no butthole,

With desks. And a computer and a printer and a receptionist named Gayle

With my teammate slash work husband in crime

With no consequences.

With no ulterior motive?

With off road capabilities last month.

With the children's publishing cartel, ya little shit rag.

With the Pupa three days a week.

With this, I was able to build an insect army,

With vodka dipped tampons in their butts.

With your alien husband

Within the 2000 5000 Hz frequency range.

Without a SilverSuit, he's frunked.

Without anyone hearing him scream for help?

Without being a little bitch about it, Terry.

Without getting eaten by the tunnel alligators,

Without having to think or learn.

Without it, he would never have gotten that Beyblade.

Without learning some Krav Maga along the way!

Without sci fi messing up their life.

Without Terry's arms, all I'll be able to write

Without trains, I might as well be dead.

Without you, we had nothing.

WOMAN 2: Water!

WOMAN: Tim! MAN: Oh god, he's dead!

WOMAN: Whoa, is that Linus? ‐ Linus!

Would you do me the honor of marrying me?

Would you give me that! Suck a big dick!

Wouldn't that be cool?

Wow, w‐we're still here.

Wow, when you didn't write any of it down, I was worried you would forget.

Wow, yes, that's a lot of arms.

Wow. Okay, we're running now.

Writing an expose on TILFs.

Wrong!

Y'all are just dumb aliens, and you need to respect cars

Y'all see that shit! I'm a SilverCop now! Woo!

Ya boy paid for this sick swag with bets I won by myself!

Ya fat bitch!

Ya want me to write those words down for ya?

Yass, niece!

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, I went through a yo yo phase.

Yeah, just grab it. Go ahead.

Yep, I've got the sixth most popular tomatillo in the county.

Yes, I love you. Mmm.

Yes, people will go and try to find a way to get big again.

Yes! Not bad for a tiny huma

Yes. Yes, I did.

Yo yo you're just rubbing it in, Aisha.

Yo! What the hell are you doing back here?

You and me? We're done!

You and your kind ruined my life.

You are a piece of aardvark shit.

You are beautiful. You are smart.

You are going to be a principal. That's why I named you Principal.

You are super duper chaluper grounded.

You are the bad influences.

You aren't the only ones who've stood in line before, Terry.

You ate my narbos! Narbos! Narbos! Narbos! Nar

You backed up my lie, the whole cricket thing, remember?

You been having any trouble with Varmints?

You better get out of me right now.

You better stop being steam this instant or... no more playing Roblox!

You can be sloppy!

You can get good at it.

You can have for free as long as I retain the TV rights.

You can see it in his eyes. I'm worried he won't make it.

You can still see the tally marks on the walls.

You can talk us through the repairs.

You can tell it to us like a bedtime story,

You can't always be the star.

You can't fight nature. You gotta learn to live with it.

You can't just chant me into doing stuff.

You can't just put rails wherever you want!

You can't just willy nilly invoke Taro Nedgerton.

You completed a Tough Fadder Run.

You could have spread them out more in the story.

You could help us. Ha! I'll never help you.

You could stand here for hours just staring straight ahead,

You deserve it. Take your revenge.

You did the right thing.

You didn't trap us, we didn't slaughter 30 people.

You don't just find vodka merch

You don't remember what you said in the throne room, do you?

You don't respect our unconventional dancing style!

You ever tinker around with a hot rod?

You feel bad. Well, shove it.

You freaky little bitch.

You got a friend in me, Bill.

You got down on your knee and gave this to me.

You gotta admire these ladies.

You gotta get a cap that covers your neck.

You gotta leave your blues outside.

You gotta play this perfectly.

You gotta stop touching it or it's gonna fall off!

You gotta track them down, tell them I love them,

You Guinness blooded dem apple havers!

You guys got this, right?

You guys! We're eating Joe Sanders!

You hamburgered the goddamn Hamburgers!

You have one week to get me my money,

You hear me, mister?

You just keep watching TV and don't swallow us.

You keep this up and you'll find yourself on the cover of Chugga!

You know damn well the Live Mas er deal only comes once a year!

You know how it is, ups and downs.

You know how many Corona Lights I had to drink to get this?

You know how much I like the Schaumburg Outlets!

You know how to rock the fuck out of a polka dot.

You know I love that movie. ‐ Yeah, but I don't!

You know my name? Of course I do.

You know what, once the production cards hit,

You know what, you haven't killed me!

You know what? Take the whole corundum.

You know who said that? Gandhi.

You know, 'cause baby mosquitoes are larva and the movie

You know, 'cause of that whole thing with the crystal skull vodka bullet?

You know, basically those two things.

You know, I wish we could go back in time

You know, it's been a long day.

You know, it's moments like this, moments of crisis,

You know, like how I have Gerard, my spin class husband,

You look just like that girl from the movies.

You look like a badass.

You made us sit through all these stupid stories,

You make it look so easy.

You make me sick.

You may have safe muck harbor tonight.

You mean we can be like Stan and Barb from down the block

You might have everyone else fooled,

You might want to find an easier line to stand in,

You must nurture him.

You must've cleaned up on all those bets!

You need a guide, old Avocado Eggrolls will show you the way.

You Now You Seed Me'd us with that magic stuff, remember?

You pay with your fucking life!

You ready to face this witch?

You shall be grounded for one earth month.

You should never be allowed to stand next to a pro like me.

You should really think about building one of those.

You stared at the ground like a real, um,

You sure they're talking about The Solars?

You thought your adventures were over.

You told me it was the Pupa!

You took her from me, and now I will take the same from you.

You two stay here and make sure he doesn't get into any more trouble.

You wanna come over tonight?

You wanna see them like a clip show?

You wanna see them? Hell fuckin' yes!

You want me to still Silver Streak? TERRY: No.

You want one?

You want to know what I learned? No one's asking.

You want to read it?

You wanted to share one of my hobbies with me,

You ward off any threats to the mission.

You watched all of Treme.

You were right, I got into betting because I was hurt about Annie.

You will paint the ship!

You wish you shut stuff into spa

You'd get at the dollar store.

You'd love it here even more!

You'd want to know the patient's status with my beeps.

You'll need the energy for the flight.

You'll never be as good as Trumpet, your brother, and he's dead!

You'll never escape the muck!

You'll never win this, Terry! My train makes its own rails.

You're a line loser.

You're a Shlorpian?

You're all going to loving homes and families!

You're almost always lazy and annoying. ‐ Continue.

You're going down like a clown with a frown

You're just like Tim. And The Duke.

You're looking observant as always.

You're lucky, the cops have to share with a Jiffy Lube.

You're my hero!

You're not a special kid!

You're not gonna want to see this. I understand.

You're nothing but pieces of maggot shit on the bottom of my shoe!

You're playing a pathetic superhero fantasy,

You're saying an alien tween shrunk you down,

You're such a boomer!

You're supposed to help us!

You're the closest equivalent I have to a brother.

You're the greatest entertainer the world has ever known.

You're who you love. And that's me.

You're worthless! But you can change that right now.

You've barfed after every ride we've been on.

You've been shrinking people and putting them in a wall?

You've killed everybody else!

Your arms obey me now.

Your fave.

Your feeble slapping won't move the needle, and you know it.

Your forgotten muck people could be represented at the top of the Wall.

Your guilty feelings can't solidify my legs!

Your hair is looking zanier than normal.

Your hair‐mouth on my mouth‐mouth, mister.

Your Outliers book inspired me.

Your skin looks nasty.

Your wall war killed her. She was an innocent.

Yumyulack wins!

YUMYULACK: [gasps] Two Teen Wolfs!

YUMYULACK: A javelina!

YUMYULACK: Did the power go out?

YUMYULACK: Hippos! Hippos! Hippos!

YUMYULACK: I didn't ask to be on this mission!

YUMYULACK: I love Little Mountain Lake.

YUMYULACK: If we're stuck here, I wanna be as far from you as possible.

YUMYULACK: Look at their Pupa! It's beautiful!

YUMYULACK: Oh shit! JESSE: Oh no!

YUMYULACK: Oh, I can't believe it!

YUMYULACK: That's not part of the plan! JESSE: Wait for it.

YUMYULACK: The rainbows! They burn my eyes!

YUMYULACK: Was that steam monster wearing a PewDiePie hoodie?

YUMYULACK: We really are spreading across the galaxy like mold.

YUMYULACK: What is that? It's pronounced "midsummer."

YUMYULACK: What the hell is that?

Yumyulack's a piece of shit.

2.8! Yes! Alcoholic high score!

"Zapping"? Please. I don't zap. Name one time.

[blows] Sorry.

[chuckles] Yeah. I dropped a shoe size.

[crying] No, no, no.

[Dr. Weatherstone gasps] Oh wow, that's fucking classy.

[gasps] But I don't have a butt!

[gasps] Wait a fucking minute.

[gasps] You shrunk my round cakes!

[grunts] Shit! Halk!

[haltingly] Great job in the race today.

[Italian accent] I I'm so sorry!

[mimicking Jesse] "Aw geez, you work here, too."

[mimicking Robert De Niro] I have nipples, can you milk me, Greg?

[sadly] Pobo.

[scoffs] The Duke threw me down the Boo Hoo Hole. Once was enough.

[sighs] That's everyone.

[sighs] This is where you yell at us for building

[Sister Sasha grunts] We're losing him!

[slurping] This stew is friggin' delicious!

[whispering] Don't make a sound.

[yawns] Whatevs. Let's eat.

[yawns] Where are we, Kathy Bates?

[yelling] She says you have an old soul!

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ A little bit softer now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ Come on now ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ Kick my heels up and ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ Lift my heels up and ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ Shout ♪ ♪ A little bit louder now ♪

♪ Shout ♪ ♪ A little bit louder now ♪

♪ Shout ♪ ♪ A little bit louder now ♪

♪ Shout ♪ ♪ A little bit louder now ♪

♪ Take it easy ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ Take it easy ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ Take it easy ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ Throw my hands back and ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

♪ You know you make me wanna ♪ ♪ Shout ♪

A dancer. It's an old dream of mine from college.

A part? Uh, you mean

A real eggroll move, ya dumbass.

A Shlorpian can only invoke Taro Nedgerton once in a lifetime.

A SteelBook HD DVD of The Joker,

A year?

A year?

Aah!

Aah! Oh yeah.

Aah! What the shit!

After the revolution, Tim and I figured out a way

After this, let's be boring.

After we fuck around all day, let's pull pranks on our neighbors!

Ah jeepers, it's Humpday.

Ah yes, every time I walk by this picture,

Ah, don't matter. Atmosphere turns deadly at dawn.

Ah, son of a bitch, it's still Wednesday I guess.

Ah! Ah! Oh noooo!

Ah! Fuck!

Ah! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ah! I'm cumming harder than I do with Terry!

Ah! My Teen Titans collector vases!

Ah.

Ahh, how are we gonna do this?

Ahh!

Ahh! I tried arson, but it backfired!

Ahh. No spoilers! Stop the car!

Ahhh! Fuck!

Aisha, release us! AISHA: I don't think you're ready.

AISHA, we have a problem.

Aisha, You can be the Peter Falk!

All I know is we have to keep Pezlie out of it.

All the berries we can eat

All these ideas suck.

All y'all bitches need to pay up right now.

Allow my cracking a beer and unfastening my robe to answer that.

Alright, everyone, one at a time.

Alright, let's get you suited up.

Alright, maggots, I own you!

Alright, now listen up! Our target is Trog Thracian.

Alright, people! Go! Go! Go!

Alright, Sanders. Great energy. Thank you.

Alright, this is just a tantrum. Let him tire himself out.

Alright. [cheering]

Am I on an episode of Impractical Jokers?

Amen to that.

Amy Adams? Rachel McAdams? No. No.

An '80s movie style rager?

And did we or did we not decide to paint it eggshell white?

And did you guys ever notice how the Pupa only has "away game" playdates?

And eggrolls?

And for dessert, the Terry Berry tart.

And he watched the HD DVD 1K de master of Joker

And here comes the end of fun.

And I am loving my vacation robe.

And I don't?

And I need a Lexus.

And I say it's livid time to find out.

And I want these cigarettes smoked to the filters.

And I'll be their only child? The center of their attention?

And I'm basically the moral center of this town.

And it's not going to be like that Itchy and Scratchyland episode

And now he never will again.

And now I want the hotter Danielle!

And now, for my talent,

And our family was not invited to the giant town photo.

And put my baby to sleep every night

And remember Terry turning Red Goobler's fiancée into a rat?

And smoke a pack of Marlboro lights with a pillowcase over your head!

And The Animal. Oh, and The Hot Chick.

And then after that, we make out?

And to make sure he never comes back,

And we get everyone to the hole

And we're always doing stupid dangerous things!

And we're probably the shittiest one of them all.

And who could forget Pobo!

And, most importantly, no more spying

Anyone seen Joe Sanders? His bedroll's gone.

Anything that can hurt Pezlie needs to be destroyed.

Apparently, those aliens have been giving the feds

Are there teams more like us that aren't fighting dinosaurs?

Are these really the stakes of our lives now?

Are we just going to be name dropping all the Hulu properties all day or what?

Are you fucking kidding me, LoneSun?

Are you hearing this? This is just the Duke all over again!

Are you kidding me? Jelly time!

Are you okay, sir?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? It's kind of important.

Aren't there, like, 99 other ships doing the same thing we are?

As your leader, I just want to say that I am proud of you.

As your leader, it is my duty

At first, I just shrank you

At least there isn't anywhere else to fall.

At some point, yelling "maggots" has diminishing returns.

At this point, he's more citronella than man.

Aw fuck! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Aw geez. We left him in the school betting story!

Aw man, I was jonesin' for that Terry tart.

Aw yeah, boyyyy!

Aw yeah, frunk my brain with your memories,

Aw, come on! Point nine's my baseline!

Aw, fuck. Why are we acting so trashy, dudes?

Aw, geez, we suck.

Aw, I love our family pics. Really makes this house a home.

Aw, man. That cannot be sanitary.

Aw, the baby thinks he can bet with the big boys.

Aww, he laid an apology egg.

Aww, look, he's terraforming in his sleep.

Back the fuck up! Don't come any closer!

Bae, everyone at school decided to place a bet

Bae, there's something I have to tell you.

Bae, what's going on here?

Bae, you can tell me anything

Bag of weed, a Harry Potter Whistle you turned into a bong.

Because America, bitch. I do what I want!

Because I have no personality, alright!

Because it's on the very bottom level.

Beeeep.

Beep... beep... beep

Before I was shrunk, I was five foot seven,

Best game night ever!

Bet they would taste great with some Terry sauce.

Better keep my name out of your mouth, bitch.

BevMo Card, Kleenex, ticket stub to a Counting Crows concert,

Beyblade! Beyblade! Beyblade!

Beyblade. What?

Bing says seven years,

Bitch! JESSE: Hear him out.

Blame it on level 12. People wrote me in.

Bless us, oh Lord, and these ah!

Bless your timeline with this, simps!

Bola throw! [bola whooshing]

Bonus. Hit me. Goddammit.

Both of you stop it!

Brah, you really bet 50 to 1

Breaking news! A gorilla has just escaped the city zoo.

Brenda, sweetheart, would you like to say grace?

Bullshit. Just because he has instinct

Bullshit. You are totally ripping off Thanos!

But he was right!

But I am part of the tour!

But I love it here.

But I'm just a regular dude trying to get back to his home planet.

But I'm making ginger glazed salmon with a cucumber dill salad.

But it's Vega 6 that's got real potential.

But skip the backstories.

But the Pupa doesn't smoke.

But they deserve an honest leader.

But this is how old shit festers into new shit.

But we do have time for me to make a dramatic speech.

But we don't respect each other at all.

But we need you.

But you killed me instead.

But, uh, when will be run out of the tiny pieces of Snickers wrapper

But... my human intuition.

By gifting us this sacred child,

By order of the Gold, you are hereby under arrest.

Call an ambulance already!

Call me by my Christian name!

Calm down, Glen, it was an accident.

Can you fix it? Yeah, but it's weird.

Cannonball!

Captain Zarg threatening us with the death ray.

Carpet broke our fall.

Cherie is right! This baby is her daughter.

Cherie, get out of here!

Cherie, get outta here!

Cherie, look. There's the bottom of the Boo Hoo hole.

Cherie, stop.

Cherie? [Cherie gasps]

Cherie? No, this isn't possible. How?

Choke on some of this lattice red paint!

Citizen's arrest, bitch!

Citronella?

Classic action movie coward stuff.

Clearly, the mission relies on mutual respect.

Click.

Come on now, Platinum Stevie.

Come on, Ai eesh, we need to get out!

Come on, if we wanna get out of here, we have to jump into the paintings.

Come on, Korvo, it's okay.

Come on, sister girl, we're running out of time!

Come on, we can get to my car!

Come on, we have to play. Now!

Come on, you can't still be mad about that. I tried to kill him.

Come on, you guys can do this.

Come on! Cheddar wasn't even in their top three!

Come on. We gotta get out of here. The city needs me.

Cooke, what's wrong with you?

Could you just tell me in English?

Cr crying? I don't know.

Cromus, I've seen his intuition in action. It's special.

Cut it out! I'm trying to peep!

Dammit, biometric security.

Dammit, Terry! Oh shit, run!

Dammit, Terry! You know what happens

Dammit, the tunnel was our way out!

Dammit! What's it on then? CNN?

Damn dawg, that's harsh. Whiny bitch?

Damn! I never would have bagged on you if I knew I'd get caught!

Damn! That was the Voyager 1 probe!

Damnit, Aisha!

Did everyone do their jobs today?

Did that candle just whistle?

Did we take it too far back there? With all the killing?

Did you see me and Jean Pierre turn our backs to each other and crank it,

Did you see what that kid just did?

Did you turn the heat on?

Didn't that fried dough place used to be here?

Didn't we do all that when we apologized in the woods?

Die, motherfucker! No, wait!

Different flavor Tums pair with different Mountain Dews.

Do you even know what you want to be instead?

Do you feed him? Do you bathe him?

Do you have change for a De Beers?

Do you know why?

Do you want me to unplug it?

Don't do this, Tim. You

Don't fucking touch me, Sylvester Stallone.

Don't jinx it!

Don't listen to him! It's a trick.

Don't listen to them, Pupes. You just need some TLC, dontcha?

Don't look at me, I let him suck on old batteries all the time!

Don't make me come down there.

Don't mind him. Blaine just takes his Hos play very seriously.

Don't mind me, just channeling hard Lucy Liu vibes over here.

Don't Parl splain to me. I appreciate the offer, I do.

Don't stop staring at it.

Don't tell anyone, but you know that uglier alien I hang out with, Jesse?

Don't worry about that. [sighs]

Don't worry, I had Terry upgrade this bad boy

Don't worry. Daddy's got a plan.

Don't you know how high school works?

Donuts But because it was my week

Doy. I never said I was a kid.

Dr. Weatherstone, how are the new recruits looking?

Dude. That's the Janitor. He was one of the first people in the Wall.

E equals kill every mosquito.

Earrings? What the hell, he doesn't even have ears.

Easy. Not even hungry.

Eat meatloaf, monster!

Eat your muck. We leave for the bottom in ten minutes.

Ech, nobody. Those things taste like sploof.

Ehh, sorta well trod territory there, Ai'eesh.

Elizabeth Banks? Emma Stone? Nah.

English? No, my SilverSuit translates your human tongue.

Even if you'd woken up just five minutes later,

Everyone freeze! Child Protective Services!

Everyone who's gone down either came back crazy

Exactly! Hot damn! That famous intuition is already in full effect.

Exactly! Like how Paris is a character in London Has Fallen.

Exactly. Wait, what?

Fam, I was wrong!

Fam, we gotta fix this. I want that hot Dash!

Feel, Korvy! These Ped Eggs are amazing!

Fifty bucks says those totally different kids over there,

Fine! I apologize for involving you all in my brilliant magic trick.

Fine. I am ripping off Thanos!

Fine. I will look at a few pointings, but that's it.

Fine. Just keep his rookie shit the fuck away from me.

First lesson: say please.

First, put Little Mountain Lake back the way it was

First, we hit the Handmaid's Tale: Escape from Gilead Water Plume.

Five straight months of space rain.

Focus on being a loser with a car fetish?

For cryin' out loud, just give him the top!

For not doing his job?

For the wall!

Forget it, Tim.

Forgot I had it on me. Never go anywhere without it.

Forty two teams got eaten by T Rexes?

Freeze or I'll put a staple right through your bony ass.

Friends call me Trez. Females call me... all the time.

From this moment forward, we have to change our ways.

Frunking GoldCops make me sick.

Frunking unreal. They really don't see any problem with what they do.

Fuck that. It's not us. Let's go kill Todd Phillips!

Fuck yeah, brah. Fuckin' told you, son.

Fuck yeah! Wooo!

Fuck you, Clark. No, fuck you, Mark.

Fuck you, you little Greedo.

Fuck you! I do not!

Fuck you! I'm doing my best!

Fuck you. Fuck you all

Fuck! Why did you do that, you asshole?

Fuck. I wanted him to pay for his crimes.

Fucking idiot, we've been watching Pupas die all day!

Fucking muck people.

Fudgeballs. After all that,

Fuzzy insect, about ye wide, burrow inside your body and control you?

G gorilla fangs, has anyone seen gorilla fangs?

Gah!

Geez Louise, we gotta get our life together

Geez, Yum, you look wrecked.

Get it now. Goddammit.

Get over it.

Get your dirty hands off the merch, Pupa!

Gimme that.

Gimme that. [all shouting, grunting]

Give me that Little Buddy! Give him to me!

Give me the remote. Hey!

Glen, quit it!

Glen, this is Ventrez, my second in command.

Glen! I told you to get out.

Glorgax, look! It worked!

Go ahead! Pull the trigger! He means nothing to us!

Go bang a loveseat!

Go on! Git! Leave 'em alone!

Goddammit, is Little Buddy just gonna be, like,

Goddammit, Pupa. What did I tell you about the paint?

Goddammit, Terrance! You rang?

Goddammit, Terry! That bullet was one of a kind!

Goddammit! Why is the answer always fucking jazz?

GoldCop! GoldCop!

Good teamwork... partner.

Good thing I read the Psyche Ray manual

Good. Because we would never kill you guys then make out.

Gorilla Ma Mutt cigarettes

Gotta use all parts of the skee buffalo.

Great question. But actually, no.

Great, now he's making monsters in the steam.

Great, what a classic teenager way to act out,

Great. Why haven't we done it already?

Grounded? Yes, grounded.

Guess what? I made that purity shit up to get you back in the game.

Guys, I was undercover in the human suit

Guys, stop! The last time I trusted Tim, he stabbed me with a toothpick.

Guys, that Supreme steam monster sounds exactly like us.

Guys, the orange hippo got into a Panera, and the cops shot him.

Ha ha ha. You're cute.

Ha, missed me, sucka!

Halk, shut up.

Halk, we need to Oh.

Halk!

Halk! You came back.

Hang on. I'm sensing a pattern. [men gasp]

Hard agree.

Have you just been sitting around here all day getting dirty, ya little shit?

Have you noticed you're not the same size?

Haven't you seen them buy Dramamine and individual orange juices?

He got all the Real Housewives.

He said pay up, stank wad.

He should have terraformed the planet already!

He would... think about what other people want

He yells an awful lot.

He's a sensitive little dumpling. We should be nurturing him.

He's a total mess.

He's going to be doing that all night.

He's gone. The lead, it was simply too much.

He's got star quality!

He's gotta learn the street sweepers rule this domain with an iron broom.

He's probably experiencing some kind of

He's special, but he's also an innocent.

Hell no. Absolutely not.

Hell no. I don't do afterschool activities.

Hell yeah, it is. Tell us about more dead teams!

Hello there, friend.

Hello, pizza representative.

Help! Please, please. I don't want to be in orbit!

Here goes nothing.

Here, eat some cigarettes.

Here. And also, wow.

Here's a core issue:

Here's a jelly bean.

Hey Dr. W., has anyone ever told you,

Hey, Blaine. Knock it off. We're having a meeting over here.

Hey, bud. Remember what you wanted to be.

Hey, don't be ableist. You already said the map was useless.

Hey, guys, the power room.

Hey, guys. Geez, Ms. Frankie. You work here, too?

Hey, I never asked to be a hero.

Hey, isn't this where we had our Shlorpian sexual harassment training?

Hey, Korvo. Sorry I roundhouse kicked you in the head.

Hey, look, it's fucknut number one.

Hey, psycho, what's with the hostage?

Hey, stop it, you're ruining my best shirt!

Hey, that's what I'm going for.

Hey, to us, they're the aliens.

Hey, we got this.

Hey, you almost made me spill my mayo fries,

Hey, you gave him more than me!

Hey, you think these guys would want to buy

Hey! A giant bird is basically a T Rex!

Hey! Emily in Paris!

Hey! Hey, fuckin' aliens! Did you just touch my fucking car?

Hey! Hey! Someone let me out of here! This is bullshit!

Hey! Leave the kid alone. I've been with him this whole time.

Hey! Remember those dicks who turned me into a gummy bear last year?

Hey! You cheated!

Hey. Bones writer.

Hi there, neighbs!

Hi, Terry! Oh, hells no.

His eyes are still moving under the lids, see that?

His vitals seem to be responding to the contact lens fluid

Hmm. Let's see what the final stale piece is going to be.

Hmm. They really cleaned it up.

Hold on! I'll save you!

Hold up, everyone hold your butts.

Holy ass shitting fuck, it does!

Holy fuck, the ship is gone!

Holy shit, it's fuckin' Sly!

Holy shit, that was close!

Holy shit, we did learn something!

Holy shit, what an idiot! We'll take that bet!

Holy shit, what have I done?

Holy shit, who would have predicted

Holy shit!

Holy shit. Were we the Todd Phillips all along?

Holy shitballs.

Home? But that's where we are.

Hot dog consensually railing a cupcake!

How 'bout we find out, pardner?

How can we be here on Earth and on New Shlorp at the same time?

How do we get out of here?

How do we kill them all?

How do you not remember shooting a guy into space?

How long will he be unconscious?

How long's it take to

How many teams are even alive, Aisha?

How many teams are out there right now this second?

How the hell am I supposed to punish him

How'd she get on Raya? Isn't that for celebrities?

However, these shrinky dink treats do prove your story,

Huh?

Huh.

Hurr!

Hurry! Get out of there!

Hyah! [Yumyulack grunts]

I I didn't know he would It's the right thing to do.

I actually don't know who I was talking to.

I always have sticks in my mouth after tree ing myself.

I always have to pick it up from DoorDash HQ in San Francisco.

I am livid! Wait, is that a real word?

I am not doing a The Game! How fucking dare you?

I am so sick of listening to you blame everyone else.

I believe in us.

I bet it was all that Steven King's

I brought you some real upper floor softies, Plat.

I can tell.

I can't be talking to any students today.

I can't believe all we had to do was lease this rad pumpkin car

I can't believe it, but these two shallow side characters were right.

I can't believe it. They're being brought to justice.

I can't believe you speak English!

I can't frickin' believe this.

I can't go on some suicide mission. I have a life here.

I can't have a child of my own,

I can't help it! I love that cheesy crunch! Oh.

I can't ship repair today. I need to find a date for prom.

I can't, I can't, I'm not in control!

I can't. We have a gold machine,

I couldn't believe they killed

I did not know that was an option.

I did seven minutes in heaven with BTK,

I did too!

I didn't even say anything yet!

I didn't fake it! I was Ahh!

I do love algorithms.

I don't care about all that. Why is the car special to you?

I don't get it. We've tried everything!

I don't know boomer shit like that!

I don't know what "ulterior" means, so I can honestly say "Hell yes!"

I don't know what the fuck words you just said.

I don't know what's going on with you, Pupa,

I don't know which has brought us closer:

I don't know, but I can't hide Pezlie

I don't know, I think his dad seems rad.

I don't know, I'm just making this shit up as I go along.

I don't know, seems like he's got the hang of it to me.

I don't know, team one still seems like the best so far.

I don't know, uh Tell me!

I don't know! You get butt hurt about every little thing.

I don't make you do anything! You delegate all our hijinks to me!

I don't test well! I have attention deficit dis

I don't think so. Check out that Fudgsicle.

I don't think that's the lesson you should be

I don't understand what's happening right now!

I fucking hate eggrolls!

I get it now. I fucking love empathy!

I got it.

I got nothing. That was fucked.

I got this eyepatch from playing too much 3DS in the dark.

I gotta be honest, I'm gooshing over here.

I grabbed you out of that cell because you're a backwater rube.

I guess Mark's still upset because he and his Betty just broke up.

I guess. I mean, we talk about her all the time,

I guess... maybe that one got Home Alone'd or

I had to.

I have been assured my new family will allow me

I have never once tinkered. Your butt tinkers.

I have the sixty three cents

I have to know for sure.

I have to write a 50 page paper on the effects of beach erosion.

I heard sometimes they try to sneak ads

I heard Vinnie Diesel steals the Space Shuttle.

I hope there's a Starbucks 'cause I already have to take a shit.

I I didn't sign up for this shit, man.

I invoke! [blows whistle]

I just hope we don't miss out on all the good hot sauce packet quips.

I just signed up for a Mommy and Me music class

I know because Tim tried to kill me.

I know how to get us out of here, I had the

I know I said we were unplugging, but I did bring a small piece of sci fi:

I know she's a husk, but she's hot!

I know the feeling.

I know these people.

I know this was supposed to be a talent show,

I know what a warning light is, cocksnot!

I know you do.

I know, you're right, but

I learned that every story can't be through your eyes.

I learned that from Dolly Parton on the set of Rhinestone

I like it, I'm I'm going to start doing it at home, maggot.

I like it.

I like the Royal Blue.

I lined a bucket with a bulletproof vest.

I lived my whole life worried about coverage,

I love it when a theme comes together!

I love you guys.

I love you, Cherie.

I may not know what kids do in high school anymore,

I mean, I'd rather it be BTS.

I mean, yeah, if she can move in it. Who's she fighting?

I might be crazy, but that was mighty hot.

I miss my car.

I must have been too busy banging hot dudes to notice.

I need a vacation from my vacation.

I need backup, now.

I need more paintballs, woman!

I need my rest or I get puffy!

I never drank out of a Burger King glass!

I never get tired of how friendly everyone is.

I really did want to fly around in that Lakitu cloud with you,

I really hope so. I like them.

I really think the point of all humanity is that you don't.

I sacrificed everything for your war, and for what?

I saved those other guys and came back to save all of you

I saw it all.

I say... this!

I ship a thicc snack!

I shot it straight up, and my eyesight is really good

I smell what you're dealing, and I like it.

I spent 14 minutes in heaven with a janky BTS!

I swear if I get "Here today, gone tamale" again,

I swear one of these days I'm going erase that AI.

I think he is. No way.

I think I will go with you to that JV Mock Model UN meeting after all.

I think it's an American Boy doll they released in the '70s.

I think the Pupa just needs a friend.

I think we just found our new home!

I think we're lost! None of this was in the manual!

I thought you didn't do suicide missions.

I thought you said the aliens were on a trip?

I thought Yumyulack and I were bonding,

I told you it was dangerous.

I told you this little idiot was out of his league.

I told you to keep this little frunk away from me.

I told you to stop playing!

I understand your hesitation.

I used to be the CEO of AT&T,

I want my neighbors to pay for what they did to my car!

I want to horse around right on the edge of the cliff.

I was a child psychiatrist before my crippling addiction

I was thinking the same thing! We really had her pegged wrong.

I was wrong to give up.

I will burn every last Dunkin Donuts in this hemisphere,

I wish I'd never been Pupa'd.

I wish to the lord above this was an episode

I'd like a grilled cheese... please.

I'd say we walked right up to the line.

I'll admit that even I, the stodgiest one of the bunch,

I'll be back, Danielle!

I'll give you a minute to discuss. Really think about what I said.

I'm glad Korvo paid for season passes

I'm going to put acupuncture needles in your spine to keep you alert.

I'm gonna sit this one out, hot stuff.

I'm not a goddamn runner!

I'm not a student, I'm an undercover journalist

I'm not done with you. You can't just run from your

I'm not into trains anymore.

I'm not mad. I didn't know you could bet on high school stuff!

I'm not sure we brought him at all. Isn't he at home?

I'm not sus, you're sus!

I'm not the one buying an annual iPhone.

I'm offering you a job as a SilverCop.

I'm pretty sure they're real.

I'm saying it now! Damn!

I'm sorry about everything.

I'm sorry, Cherie, my hero days are behind me.

I'm sorry, the only way I can describe it is through jazz!

I'm still mad at you but in this one case, you are spot on.

I'm sure as shit on Sunday.

I'm team leader, I can make my own rules!

I'm the king of Little Mountain and that little ass lake!

I'm too evolved to care about that stuff, Yumyulack.

I'm using music to drown out our voices.

I've always had a connection to animals.

I've been down to those levels,

I've got a ton of jobs, kid.

I've got you covered.

I've made a plan to make sure we hit all the best rides

I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life.

I've never been more turned on in my life.

I've never wanted to be a hero!

I've spent the past two years of my life fighting to survive,

If she's crying, bounce. Don't rock her. She hates rocking.

If they're lucky, they'll be lost in the system,

If this is what I think it is, I'm going to literally shit my teeth off.

If we hurry, we can jump in the river and float to Mexico!

If you don't shut the fuck up about the narbos,

If you know what's best for you, you'll leave while you still can.

If you need something, then I need something.

If you think that, then you don't know who's lying to you.

If you're worried about being tracked, I'd quiet down.

In all my time as a Parade judge,

In honor of your return,

In my professional opinion, I'd say eight, maybe twelve weeks.

In retrospect, it might not have been a good idea

In this one case, it's okay!

In what world does my Hot Meatloaf Smoothie not win?

Initiating landing sequence.

Is is that true?

Is anyone else weirded out

Is he going to be okay up there?

Is it crazy that I kinda like it without the ship?

Is that a cop?

Is that a fucking mosquito?

Is this part of the tour?

Is this really our chance to free the Wall?

Isn't that like totes random?

It all went according to plan.

It doesn't matter what movie we're trapped in.

It has been an honor to serve with you all.

It has to be done.

It is not crap. Look at my "I'm a Girl Boss" chunky cufflet.

It really bugs me how you chose to tell us.

It was better this way.

It was just a little something I cooked up, no biggie.

It was my hobby!

It was technically a Swedish Fish.

It'll take a couple of months,

It's a battle top with a frost powered cyclone ridge!

It's a bedroom. Right, right.

It's all I know how to draw.

It's called plausible deniability, bitches!

It's designed to inspire, not for battle.

It's empathy time, motherfuckers. Let's get decent!

It's finally over. Almost.

It's full of spiders now anyway.

It's hardly drifting at all. We're looking good.

It's here!

It's just one of those horrible coincidences,

It's not a mist. It's a fog.

It's not always the Pupa expert fucking up.

It's not just that.

It's not my fault the thing has an oak shaped hole.

It's okay if you're mad. I get it.

It's plastic!

It's probably hitting the maximum height. Keep staring.

It's probably society's fault.

It's so cool that it's not delivery.

It's the baptism for the miracle child gifted to us by Jesse.

It's the only way to be heard over the music!

It's the shrink ray! I reversed it!

It's time to get all Molly's Game up in this bitch!

It's too bad you can't have any because you ruined my painting!

It's way better than when we all got diabetes from real life Candyland.

It's working! We're getting out of here!

It's working! All we have to do is win the big game!

It's working! What did you do at school today?

It's worth it. For the Pupa.

Italian? Human.

Jeeerks!

Jelly time? Not right now, little buddy.

Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jeeerks!

Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!

Jesse, if I get killed today by a beloved children's book character,

Jesse, where are you?

Jesse, you can't do this to me!

Jesse, you're always annoyingly preachy about kindness.

Jesse! What the hell happened to our Emily in Paris body suit?

Jesus Christ! What the hell is going on here?

Jesus fuck, Terry, it's a pyramid scheme.

Jesus, Cherie, how many more people have to die

Jesus, he's lost his mind.

Jesus, Yumyulack, that's really fucking weird.

Joe Sanders reporting for duty.

Just a mild case of muck foot. Pretty common around here.

Just got some work done on my sleeve, check it out.

Just in case things got kinky.

Just listen to me next time. I know my combo franchises.

Just shut the frunk up and die with some dignity.

Keep trying, you piece of shit! Keep trying!

Keep your voice down.

Kids can do whatever they want with their money.

Korvo turned into goo, and I had to fight my ex lover Malcolm Gladwell!

Korvo, I can't make heads or tails of these mid quarter distribution reports.

Laugh it up, Yankee Candle.

Lego's scraping the bottom of the licensing barrel. That's for sure.

Lervus? What's happening?

Let me introduce you to my friends.

Let me make this clear, Dr. Weatherstone.

Let me out of here! I need to breathe fresh air and eat Chipotle!

Let me up right now! Unhand me!

Let the little puss walk.

Let this be a lesson. You mess with the Solar Opposites,

Let's do it on the Pretendodeck!

Let's do this shit!

Let's go get some photos so I can make my bullet group on Facebook

Let's go get Todd Phillips and sacrifice him to the steam.

Let's hope he's Shit! [tires squealing]

Let's move. We're being watched.

Let's smash him in the head with a hammer and throw him in a quarry.

Let's... get... awkward. [cracks knuckles]

Like what? We might be redundant,

Listen to this dream I had last night.

Listen up, maggots!

Listen up, punks.

Listen up!

Listen, little blue boy, go back with the other orphans

Listen, we aren't doing anything wrong. I'll handle it.

Little Buddy is my friend.

Little Buddy!

Little Buddy!

LoneSun, your informant burned us!

Look at how tight my calves were.

Look, Glen, I know what you're trying to do,

Look, I don't like being the bad guy,

Look, let's skip the foreplay.

Look, no one gets it on their first day. You're being too hard on yourself.

Look, whatever Cherie does, I just ask that you support her.

Look!

Look! This tape, we can get this off easy.

Look! What's happening?

Looks like Glen left his car on the curb for one too many Mondays.

Man, how long was I asleep?

Man, Schneider had a lot of swings at the plate.

Man, this sucks! That hot dog was art.

Man's more silver than second place!

May the bow be with you.

Maybe because those sociopathic Hamburger brothers

Maybe the perps are making a getaway.

Maybe we wouldn't argue if Jesse didn't sleep in all day.

Maybe, but if he's right and they are out of town

Maybe. That means no.

Me, me, me, me, me. Yeah, me.

Mine does too! Why are we obsessed with screens?

Mm, this tastes just like a freshly microwaved Bob Evans!

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. This is good.

More like claw to claw.

Mr. Stallone, who are you talking to?

Muck people are people too, you know.

Muckers, it's time to get dirty!

My asshole alien neighbor shot me into space for literally no reason.

My bills! Damn it!

My eye!

My new family said I could only stain a chair.

My turn! Oh!

My wife is my partner.

Nah uh, because in Endgame, Thanos is using the infinity stones

Nah, I want to see them again.

Nah, I'm fine. Wait, really?

Nah, son! This cover is way better.

Nah, they're super accurate.

Nah, we're in a The Truman Show.

Narbos! Narbos! You ate my narbos!

New York, Atlanta, OC, Dallas, DC,

Next time, think twice before you fuck

Nice aim, you dumb bitch!

Nice try.

Ninety nine? That means we're the last team left?

No idea. Let's get some food and get back on the road.

No more fighting. The dawn of a new era.

No more petty arguments would help.

No shit, but what does that mean?

No way, we're the best!

No way, you don't call the shots anymore,

No way! Pupa got a Titan XL gaming chair with Napa leather upholstery?

No way. We landed here first.

No, god! Why did I get emotionally invested in Desmond?

No, goddammit. No, Pobo!

No, he sucks.

No, I I don't remember anything.

No, I got rid of all the liars.

No, I had my eyes closed the whole time, but I remember the poster.

No, I worry he's gonna get kidnapped by a car and run over by a pervert,

No, I'm the goddamn boss.

No, I've seen this thing. He's friendly.

No, it means... maybe.

No, it was your arrogance.

No, it's been a sore spot ever since Terry here tried to board me.

No, it's more like a steam.

No, it's not, brah!

No, it's not, I shoot stuff into space all the time.

No, it's not. Yes, it is, Terry!

No, man, she's hovering above you in a Lakitu cloud.

No, no, calm your tits, Yumyulack. This can be done.

No, no, Cherie, it can't end like this.

No, no, no. Stop, stop! Don't do this! Please.

No, no, no. We have to get Little Buddy out of there or we screwed!

No, no, not like this.

No, Pupa. Don't bet on this. It's a scam.

No, Terry, Ready Player Three is art.

No, that can't be right.

No, that'll take too long and the backyard's too dangerous.

No, that's stupid.

No, that's stupid. We're a totally different, way cooler thing.

No, the Osmernian frunk rat we're after is right here.

No, there's only one person who can help me.

No, they're just beginning.

No, they're too close, you'll burn us!

No, we aren't, the Pupa's fine.

No, we don't have it! Come back!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Kree aw from Captain Marvel?

No! Stop that!

No! [mosquitoes screeching]

No! Don't go that way! There are monsters!

No! Fuck! Our bullet! I shot our priceless bullet!

No! I change my mind.

No! I forbid you from seeing Little Buddy ever again! Get him, Terry.

No! I lost it! I lost it!

No! I'm talking about really drilling down to the core issues

No! I'm telling the truth! Just ask Sister Sasha.

No! No, this can't be happening!

No! Stop burgering me!

No! That's two reboots too far.

No! This is what I'm talking about!

No.

No.

No. Then what the fuck, Jesse?

No. I think we have to cut everything from our lives

No. Intuition, instinct. You can follow your gut.

No. No rays in this house!

No. No, no, no. Hey, officer, what is this?

No. Oh, it's Kathy Bates!

No. The algorithm was right to help us.

Nobody disrespects the Glen.

Nobody ever does.

Nobody fucks with a wave of superheated gas!

Nobody move!

Nobody wins a social politics bet against Mark and Clark Hamburger.

Nobody's going to ask you to the prom, you're an alien!

None! Those are all super creepy!

Nooo!

Nooo!

Noooo!

Nope, looks like we're going to be living in a tropical paradise!

Nope. It's up to you now! You're fat. Byeee!

Not good enough, Demolition Man, I need the deets.

Not in my house!

Not me. I'm tough as they come.

Not one of you thought about another person's feelings!

Not that it's any of your business,

Not true. No. I I I went to get help.

Not what I asked, but whatever.

Nothing beats ending a full day of scraping nutrients

Nothing, the Pupa got arrested at the mall.

Now eat my alien ass.

Now everyone in town can be who they want

Now generally, I'm a dark meat guy.

Now he's going to use livid wrong for everything.

Now hey, if I knew where earth was,

Now it's a dead reminder, still works though.

Now, he can't give you bad ideas, and he'll keep our bills from flying away.

Now, Phil, Dr. Sarner said

Now? I don't know

Now... open it.

Nuclear power plant had a meltdown. Go back to the Lodge!

Of course he did, because he knows school drama better than anyone.

Of course, I fucking rang.

Of course! The answer is jazz!

Of course. I'll be in the nursery.

Of course. Not everyone is comfortable with sainthood.

Of course. That cloud can go anywhere.

Oh fuck! Wall people!

Oh god no. Marlo! Marlo, get back here!

Oh god, I was wrong. It sucks for all of us!

Oh god, I'm sorry! The leash slipped. Please don't tell Korvo. Oh god.

Oh god, oh god.

Oh god, the queen mosquito!

Oh god, they're coming back to finish us off!

Oh god. Oh god! [retches]

Oh hell yes. Gimme!

Oh ho ho, which bullet is it, Terry?

Oh man, it's Mark.

Oh man, that sounds like Terry. He's gonna thrive.

Oh my god, a human? A human SilverCop?

Oh my god, he's embedded in the candle.

Oh my god, I did it.

Oh my god, Korvo,

Oh my god, Korvo. It's coming back down!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Oh my god, Principal Cooke's name is Principal Principal Cooke?

Oh my god, the town finally needs its moral center!

Oh my god, you are truly the shittiest parents I have ever met.

Oh my god, you're right! Ninety nine other teams.

Oh my god.

Oh my Jesse, are you okay?

Oh my lilies, he's firming up. What else can we do?

Oh no, I was wrong!

Oh no, oh! It's gonna be okay.

Oh no, Varmints!

Oh no! No, I'm late!

Oh nothing. Just gonna freeze you guys for a while

Oh please, that would never happen to me,

Oh really? Bring him out.

Oh Tim. There are things I have to tell you.

Oh yeah, I love hot goss.

Oh yeah, like how I always know how a woman's tweet can be better

Oh yeah, me and my whole team here. Our homeworld was hit by a

Oh yeah, my man! Thinking like that's why you're team leader.

Oh yeah, the corporate synergy is going to get very gross.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, and I'm sorry for getting so bent outta shape

Oh, Bill. He loves to crack wise.

Oh, Bill's back, and he's brought tiki drinks!

Oh, for sure, except we'll be too busy helping them track down

Oh, good grief! Korvo won't stop saying he's going to "squirt"

Oh, he'd be super proud. My dad loved guns.

Oh, I know it, and I love it!

Oh, I know. You are.

Oh, I'm gonna enjoy noshing you,

Oh, it's happening.

Oh, not just any Beyblade, Jesse.

Oh, shut up. [grunts] [Janitor groans]

Oh, so sorry.

Oh, so the way I relax isn't good enough for you?

Oh, so you guys are like Green Lanterns.

Oh, that little fountain in her tea garden was so peaceful.

Oh, that one. I want that one.

Oh, that rules!

Oh, they have a Lando and Han Solo exhibit, let let's find that.

Oh, this ain't gonna be easy.

Oh, this one? You want this one? Okay.

Oh, those were the days.

Oh, uh, thanks. It's got a neural shockwave pinned in the sleeve.

Oh, well, I guess there's no chance

Oh, you should have seen the other guy!

Oh!

Oh! Is he like the Predator with the see through suit or something?

Oh! Mine just ate an ugly vase! That's ten points for pink!

Oh! The pupa exploded into a mist!

Oh! The ragnar's dead!

Oh.

Oh. But there's one thing I didn't bet on.

Oh. Tracy, turn loose that rum swizzle.

Oh. Oh, right. They didn't die!

Oh. Remember when I liked fried dough?

Oh. Where am I? Wha what's going on?

Ohhh, I just saw a tentacle over there.

Okay everyone, no fun today.

Okay now, guys, let's take it easy here.

Okay, but I thought we couldn't call them "special" anymore

Okay, everyone out!

Okay, fess up, who tainted the Pupa?

Okay, I promise I will get all of you out of here alive.

Okay, I see how it is.

Okay, I see what's happening.

Okay, I'm gonna go in and make sure Staci K. is alone,

Okay, I've heard all of your well thought out arguments

Okay, if I've learned anything today,

Okay, it definitely seems like they are teens,

Okay, It's still going up. I can do this.

Okay, just a bit before dinner.

Okay, Korvo. You're at a car shop.

Okay, look, Pupa, it's not that we're mad.

Okay, now boy alien tell girl alien how gross her ankles are.

Okay, okay Huh?

Okay, Pupa. Let's go get in that town photo.

Okay, shit, okay,

Okay, so Mark Wahlberg has a restraining order against us,

Okay, stay close.

Okay, Sylvester Stallone, I've got places to be and families to join.

Okay, team, what're we gonna do with the Pupa?

Okay, that is way too bleak for me.

Okay, this is bad, but we can't give up.

Okay, we gave you IQ tests

Okay, we gotta get outta here before these hicks tie us up and eat us up

Okay, well, you're still coming.

Okay, what is with that sultry beep?

Okay. All we have to do is hide Glen away somewhere

Okay. Terry, you're in an Uber pool.

Okie dokie, so let me see if I got this straight.

On Little Mountain, Danielle hugged me real tight

On SilverWorld?

On your first trip, you tipped us millions of dollars in diamonds.

Once we get the power back on, we gotta clean these levels out.

Once you got here, the algorithm determined

Only one way to find out who's a kid and who's not.

Ooh ooh ooh! Yes! I love that movie!

Ooh, can we, Korvo? Please?

Ooh, is this a photo experience?

Ooh! It's a The Great flavored jellybean!

Ooh.

Ooh. It's the Little effing Mountain!

Or as a savior?

Or didn't come back at all.

Order!

Our Pupa would never steal anything.

Our work here is done. BOTH: Ah.

Our... mice?

Oww!

Part of us is still back there.

Pay up, taint hair.

Personally, I think we're trapped in a Midsom mar.

Pezlie! That's my baby!

Pfft! That sounds super fucking lame.

Phase Two complete.

Platinum Stevie, part of the inner circle, huh?

Please don't turn me into horsey sauce

Please let us go home!

Please, I invented charging 10 cents for text messages,

Please, please don't do this.

Please. I can't bear it.

Plus, this one feels like she has an old soul.

Pobo!

Praise be unto Cherie for showing us this Glory Hole.

Principal Cooke, can you please tell the Stacis to stop this?

Principal Cooke?

Promise me you'll take care of little Pezlie.

Pshhh. Ahh.

Pssh! How many action figures are they gonna

Psst, Eyepatch Guy. Dude, don't lick your fingers.

Punch it!

Punk. [Glen grunts]

Pupa, grounding clearly wasn't enough.

Pupa, you stay here and learn your lesson,

Pupa! You gotta spot me some of that cash, quick!

Pupa's in the house!

Purity, right, gotta be pure.

Put your worries aside, Glen of Earth.

Quick, give me the breathalyzer!

Quick, Yum, what do you know about jazz?

Quiet! You two are going to open the Wall and release everyone.

Ragnars are a living reminder of the spirit of the homeworld.

Rap music posters, a Game Gear,

Really? Yes!

Regular Hungry Hungry Hippos? Ew.

Relax, Yumyulack, you'll do great.

Release Little Buddy! That'll calm the Pupa down.

Remove your mouths from your faces!

Right here under the murder disks.

Ring me, baby! Um, bury the lede much?

Run free, algo.

Run!

Salt cartel must've tipped you off, huh?

Salt? But isn't that the drug you guys are in charge of busting?

Save your breath, it won't stop me from cleansing

Scans indicate there's a Class M planet at 67857 mark S.

Scholastic Headquarters. Or what's left of it anyway.

Secret hospital room in the Bowinian church,

See how he remembered my name?

See, Kevin, that's how you land like a boss.

See, Terry? You have to take your job more seriously.

See? All those disconnected violent stories were worth it.

See? The mailman is delivering our mail like he does for everybody.

Seems simple enough.

Shame he died a virgin, but at least he wasn't buried as one.

She fucked Ayan Ray Eynolds Ray. Oh!

She means, "Get out!"

She wasn't people. She was a mouse!

She's already coming back from the dead.

She's been through a lot,

She's more beautiful than I ever imagined.

Shh!

Shit, if we had just smashed Pupa's head with a hammer

Shit, we gotta go! Get your shoes on.

Shit! Look out for that space probe!

Shit! Mosquitoes always defend their young! Run!

Shit. Yeah.

Shit. Gotta think pure thoughts.

Shoot him into orbit in a Glen sized cryochamber

Shotgun! Fuck you, Terry.

Shouldn't you do something to disguise your voice?

Show me these teams that are "like us."

Shut the frunk up, human.

Shut the frunk up.

Shut the fuck up or I'll shoot you into space right now!

Shut the fuck up or I'll zap you with the death ray!

Shut up and get in the gourd, maggot!

Shut up, you had me at Best Buy branded refridge.

Sick.

SilverSuits don't run on purity.

SilverTeam! I'd like to introduce you to our newest recruit.

Sister Sasha died of a heart attack just last night.

Sly! No!

So am I.

So basically you're ripping off Thanos.

So every time a Shlorp is destroyed, we send out a hundred teams

So I got both things. But what's this shotgun for?

So maybe we aren't as good as team one,

So no more awesome sci fi stuff?

So team one's Shlorp got hit by an asteroid, so they made our Shlorp,

So this is where we are, huh?

So we have no idea if we're the last team or not?

So we lost our favorite vacation spot,

So we re built the town

So what can we do?

So what do we do now?

So what? I didn't ask to get assigned to you.

So why the fuck would you make a side bet with this little shit stain

So will you.

So you'll help us?

So you're kinda like Quint from Jaws, but for bugs?

So, he must know how to stop the mosquitoes.

So, which is it going to be? Lead as yourself

So, you ready to be a part of this?

So?

So? That's road trip stuff!

So... How'd we do?

SodaStreams are stupid.

Someone with a heart of gold, abs of steel,

Son, I wish your mom had miscarried you when she got kicked in the stomach

Sorry, but I had to prove our story.

Sorry, Cromey. We need our best with the rookie.

Sorry, I didn't realize the internal politics here was a whole thing.

Sorry, lane painting emergency!

Sounds famil.

STACI K: What the fuck are you doing in our hallway?

Still, do you think Glen is okay up there in space?

Stop Beysplaining and just fuckin' do it.

Stop dabbing, Terry! Nobody does that anymore.

Stop fidgeting. I can't help it.

Stop it! Stop it all of you!

Stop it! What are you doing? I thought we were the good guys?

Stop it! You're ruining the upholstery with your goobler diarrhea!

Stop trying to play the trumpet.

Stop yelling. Why?

Stop! That's my baby! Pezlie!

Stop. Shh, no. We don't have time for big reveals now.

Suck my mound!

Sucks for you, Belinda.

Sucks to suck, suckface!

Sure was. Now it's the Hall of Betrayals.

Sure wouldn't.

Sure. My calculations are never wrong.

Sweep sector four again. And hey, remember, don't harm them.

Sweet dreams, little Pupa.

Sweet talk like that isn't going to work this time.

Take it from a First Gen Wallian. I've seen it all.

Take that back!

Tastes great, right.

Tell me, Glen of Earth. What do you want?

Tell my wife I... re financed our boat loan.

Terry and I can get jobs. Real ones. Not comedy writing or firemen.

Terry is special, and he went to a school for special kids.

Terry, d do you hear that?

Terry, I assume you broke the rules and brought something too?

Terry, if you didn't waste so much time picking out which Tums to bring,

Terry, Korvo, Jesse, Yumyulack,

Terry, you got your flakes all over the floor. That's disgusting.

Terry!

Thank you, gracious aliens. We'll do whatever you want.

Thank you, I won't let you down.

Thank you, Jesse.

Thank you, Sister. You've been a lifesaver.

Thanks for letting the SilverSuit bond with your DNA.

Thanks for trying to save my ass with Scholastic

Thanks, Aisha, but this is high school.

Thanks, pal. Let's get you on your

Thanks. Hey, you look great tonight.

That glass in my office is a replica.

That mall cop was right.

That means double points, boyyy!

That Pacific garbage patch is huge!

That show's not on Hulu. Yes, it is.

That sounds way worse than keeping our vacation spot

That was a couple of losers who deserved it.

That was fucking weird. Usually, they want our order right away.

That'll be $300.

That's all you know? It's a miracle you've survived this long.

That's almost half of us!

That's because our bullies union was in negotiation with the teachers union,

That's bullshit, you know these tests are culturally biased

That's even worse! Come on!

That's from Congo the movie. This is based on the book.

That's great, Halk. I'll see you around.

That's it, little guy. You've got this.

That's just 'cause I love Steve Zahn.

That's just a millennial dusted Wicker Man remake.

That's literally impossible!

That's one of the easy impressions, like Kermit.

That's pure.

That's right, it's me, Sly Stallone.

That's right, Tim. I've come to recruit you for a brand new mission.

That's three dead teams in a row. So?

That's what I'm talkin' about.

That's what you say every morning to us

That's why I got Little Mountain ads on my OnlyFans.

That's your cue.

The cops didn't even lock anything.

The cricket is back!

The escaped gorilla riding Ma Mutt from Thundercats?

The floor! Run!

The fuck you gonna do with that gargoyle ray, fart face.

The galaxy calls you, Glen.

The huh now? [gasps]

The Janitor needed to be taken out of the equation, he'll be fine.

The last couple months are a blur. Where am I?

The manager thought it was 'cause she couldn't get

The mistfogsteam is still everywhere!

The name's Avocado Eggrolls. 'Cause I like avocados.

The only thing I'm upset about is that it took me this long

The only way we'll ever beat the Stacis of the world

The Pupa is reacting to us being bland and normal. See?

The Pupa is such a bad teenager. [monster growling]

The Pupa really likes it here.

The Pupa wouldn't be acting like this

The Pupa's being a little shit pebble,

The Pupa's delinquency must be manifesting

The Pupa's too charismatic! People love his charm!

The school book fair industry is dying because of fucks like you.

The SilverSuit is an extension of your own confidence.

The SilverSuit isn't a frunking taxi.

The town is full of jerks, and Parade Magazine is coming today.

The what? Green Lanterns, the comic book.

The what? Uh, I'm as Solar Opposites as they come,

Then count me in, gorilla!

Then what in holy Gragnor's Crack is this?

Then, honey, you are parents.

Then, you stopped coming.

There are way too many! The lighter!

There I was, doing hard investigative journalism

There it is, the path to freedom.

There will be no divorce!

There's a Ray Donovan cast reunion?

There's the Inner Child!

These maps are useless.

These monsters are expressing all the Pupa's bad teen behavior.

They are, aren't they?

They did know about mayo fries when I'd literally just invented it.

They look like mushy green straws.

They're letting them go?

They're our vacay besties, the Johnsons!

Think how proud your dad would be to see this.

Think of it as your Eat Pray Love!

This dead ragnar is a cautionary tale for our lax attitudes!

This feels really disrespectful and borders on cultural misappropriation!

This has gotta be it. Cooke's playroom when he was a kid.

This is a dece' collection of betrayals

This is a lovely kingdom you have here.

This is all a misunderstanding

This is Cooke's room. And these are Cooke's toys, right?

This is for the best.

This is fuckin' tits, bro.

This is fucking boring.

This is going to take my gambling to the next level!

This is Hollywood's fault! The Joker! The Joker!

This is it. Just right around this

This is New Korvo. I'm chill A F. Chill About Fudge.

This is our planet,

This is over!

This is the frunker who invented Traversian Lotion.

This is the Magic Knife Bus.

This is the only place that has a strong enough power outlet

This is why I got into being a cop.

This isn't our fault.

This isn't the Pupa we know and love.

This just doesn't make any sense. [thunder rumbling]

This little sack of fucks has been running

This one's cryptic. You fucking dick! That's you!

This piece of cardboard shit thinks he knows more than me?

This planet looks awesome!

This ray has no reverse mode?

This says Joe Sanders.

This sucks. I hate this planet and wish I'd never been replicated.

Those aliens who turned us into iguanas last year are gone!

Those bullets are way too cheap to be seen from a distance, you asshole.

Those were my father's ashes!

Tim, you know it would be wrong to open the Wall.

Tim!

Tim! Of course he wakes up

Tim! You fucker!

Tim... is dead!

Titties! I'm gonna hurl.

To get back home, to take a shit in a human toilet,

Today is gonna be one of those weird Solar Opposites days, right?

Today, I Thanos the Wall!

Told ya! Now let's go play by the chasm!

Told you this would be way cooler than whatever Rocky IV is doing.

Too early to tell, sir.

Too loud, Melbo. Turn it down. We just want to relax.

Trildo, stop it! You're scaring the beavers!

Trumpet, I know I haven't tooted you in ages.

Trumpet! I miss my dead brother!

Try it and I'll slice you up like an onion volcano.

Two years too long if you ask me.

Ugh This is the Lego novelization of the film

Ugh, I wish this trip had gone that way.

Ugh, nothing gets me wetter than a good framing.

Ugh, of course! That makes sense,

Ugh! I can't decide if I should wear my Ramy sun visor or my Dollface skullcap.

Ugh! Our water bill is crazy this month.

Ugh. Even basic thinks this is basic.

Ugh. I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

Ugh. Let's get this over with.

Ugh. We've had a good run, Maddie.

Ugh. What do you want? I'm gaming!

Uh huh. Oh. Alright. Thanks for calling.

Uh yeah, these are rural people.

Uh, does it go any lower than ten percent?

Uh, guys, is it me or does the house look different?

Uh, looks like it could possibly be me.

Uh, may maybe we should double back and take the Boo Hoo Hole to the bottom.

Uh, maybe you were yelling at the tunnel itself

Uh, no, we don't!

Uh, no. It was a game we used to play,

Uh, okay listen, if these monsters are really teens,

Uh, recount much?

Uh, sure. He's a CPA, woo!

Uh, what's a wall people?

Uh... metaphorically, sure.

Um, I'm right here.

Upstairs. All of you. Now!

Varmints can squeeze into all sorts of places.

Venmo me!

Ventrez and I will be entering from the rear.

W what did I do? I can hardly even read!

W what was that all about?

Wait right here, Sister. We're just packaging up your order right now.

Wait, I can see it! What?

Wait, I know what this is. It's Super Mario 64, right?

Wait, I thought the Stacis weren't bullying us anymore.

Wait, then why can I understand you?

Wait, we're not doing the Kristen Stewart one?

Wait, what? Scotch? Sand Dabs? No kid would ever eat that.

Wait, you mean all those teams you showed us

Wait, you understand all this school social stuff?

Wait, you were banging in the '90s? How old are you?

Wait! Sign my change dot org petition to help de stigmatize cyberbullying!

Wait! We forgot the Pupa! Did we leave him in the lodge?

Wait! What about team one?

Wait. How long have I been out? Four days.

Way ahead of you. A voice scrambler!

We all agree on that.

We all lost people that day.

We already knew that!

We are that important!

We aren't trashy!

We brought tiki drinks.

We came home to find the gorilla had broken in

We can all horse around right on the edge of the cliff.

We can do this. For the Pupa!

We can undo this, but it won't be easy.

We can't be that important, right?

We chose the sexy setting as a joke,

We could

We could frolic in fields if we wanted to.

We could go back to school and actually give a shit?

We could use one more.

We could use the Psyche Ray to get inside their heads.

We did it the first day we landed and now we can't invoke shite.

We did it! It's official.

We did what we came to do. The power is on. Let's go home.

We do crepes and rimming too much. It's it's not a treat anymore.

We don't have time for this Skyrim side quest bullshit.

We don't need that.

We even had Courtney Love watch Love Actually with you and nothing!

We get it now. Jazz made us totally get it.

We got a problem.

We got problems, people!

We gotta convince Parliament to protect these bugs.

We have an amazing plan!

We have to get out now. We don't have time for this.

We haven't been in so long.

We hired a team of Russian hackers to sc**** your data,

We just hit a major milestone.

We need someone hard to set him straight.

We need to get the hell out of here. Yeah, you fuckin' think?

We saw how you protected the Wall from the truth about Ethan.

We see this all the time. The problem starts at home.

We should never have stopped for Terry to hawk Stella & Dot to that brunch club!

We shouldn't punish him.

We take our eyes off you for two weeks to sci fi some hippos,

We totally deserved it, too.

We used a Come Alive ray to sci fi some Hungry Hungry Hippos

We were at the library. Again.

We were his guests! What equation?

We were just looking for a new world to call home!

We weren't invited to something? Now I fucking care.

We will, Glen. As soon as our bullet comes down.

We won,

We'll go with you. Good luck, suckers.

We'll see about that.

We're all checked in. Who the fuck is this?

We're already down to fun size.

We're dog shit!

We're gonna have to marshal all our firepower for an epic showdown

We're not doing a Princess Bride.

We're so fucked! We're the last team, and we're total fuck ups!

We're thinking of calling her "The Duchess."

We've been getting reports of Varmints in the system.

We've been given a blessing!

We've been thinking a lot about the future.

We've clearly done everything we can, the Pupa isn't afraid of us.

We've decided to keep vacationing at Little Mountain Lake.

We've found you a great home with a very nice couple.

Welcome to my humble abode.

Welcome, Bowinians, to the birth of a new age!

Welcome! Please, take your seats.

Well, after all that talk about not leading, here you are.

Well, except for some rides which, due to previous rights issues,

Well, fuck me sideways.

Well, guess what, you're fucking wrong,

Well, he's Mr. Sarner's nephew, so we'll just have to do it again.

Well, I didn't like it as much as Del Lobster Loco.

Well, I don't decree that bullshite. Do you guys decree that?

Well, I don't, but my insane friend needs backup.

Well, I only did that because you turned yourself into a train out of spite.

Well, I think we learned a valuable lesson today.

Well, I was skeptical, but that was a delicious dinner at Lobster Bell,

Well, I'll be damned. You're a homo sapien, ain't you?

Well, it was miss for a while.

Well, look, now I'm upset.

Well, looks like every team has a Terry.

Well, maybe Doug shouldn't have crinkled my magazines!

Well, maybe you could start helping with some threats.

Well, now you're making veal fuckin' parmesan!

Well, prisons in the time of The Duke, yeah.

Well, shit, I'm so sorry I didn't foresee a time

Well, shit, they're drinking herbal tea and clearly paying household bills

Well, silver lining:

Well, someone ate them, because they're gone.

Well, that explains why he's got a huge boner.

Well, the good news is, now we have the whole six hour ride home

Well, the Shrill Thrill Super Coaster totally lives up to the hype!

Well, then get ready to die because they even say it on the map.

Well, there's about ten by your feet right now.

Well, they're all locked up! We can be jerks again!

Well, this day just took a turn.

Well, we all gotta get thrown into the fire sometime.

Well, we don't love it!

Well, well, well, what the muck do we have here?

Well, whatever she chooses, the Wall will be stable and

Well, who cares, we're not going to get hit by a probe.

Wh wh what do you mean?

What about Deuce Bigalow? He was the lead in that one.

What about my Nintendo?

What am I forgetting? Oh yeah!

What are we talking, snow planet?

What are you doing to my sweetie?

What can we do? Forget about those kids.

What did we ever do to you?

What did you just say? Triple or nothing.

What do I look like, a fortune teller?

What do you mean it exists only "for us"?

What do you mean?

What if we could offer you something? Something that you don't have down here?

What in the almighty fuck is a Little Buddy?

What in the fuck are you two cocknobbers doing in the hallway?

What is going on here?

What is she doing? I don't know!

What part of "cops" don't you understand?

What the fuck, Avocado! I carried you for two hours!

What the fudge, Korvo?

What the hell are we doing?

What the hell happens now?

What the hell is that thing?

What the hell is wrong with you, Pupa? How could you do this to us?

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that? Pupa and Little Buddy!

What the hell? Are you stealing all this stuff, Pupa?

What the shit?

What the teets?

What the? We're caught in some sort of tractor beam.

What trip? He's delirious.

What was [crack]

What you said when we escaped the Wall was true:

What? Fuck off!

What? Nothing.

What? Yes, biatches! I only used vodka!

What? Forget it. I've decided to break you out. To save you.

What? How many planets even have T Rexes?

What? I've been using Ole Henriksen's

What? No, I watched you.

What? We can feed the whole Wall.

What? We have to go save him!

What? What bullet? I don't remember that.

What? Where the fuck's my 'za?

What? Who would poison me? I'm a great guy!

What? You like "fucking weird"? Trust me, I know!

What... The... Hell!

What're you gonna do, arrest me?

What's an accent ceiling?

What's done is done.

What's going to happen to them?

What's happening?

What's the point of fighting for your family

What's the statute of limitations on being indirectly involved

What's up, turdsquirt? Good one.

What's with the comically large suit of armor?

Whatever it is, we're trapped inside, and it smells like the Pupa's ass!

Whatever it was, it's not our problem anymore.

Whatever, bro. You saw me flying, I'm pure as hell.

Whatever, dude. I get it, you're the Raphael of the group.

Whatever, man.

Whatever! You made me cheat at the Olympics!

Whatever. Who cares if we're not invited.

When students spend all their money on high school bets,

When the other Golds find out what you did,

When you turned people who love dinner parties into bottles of wine.

Where am I? Where's my car?

Where can we hide someone for seven years

Where have you guys been? Dinner will be ready in ten.

Where the hell are Jesse and Yumyulack?

Where the hell is the ship, Pupa? And how did you get a PS7?

Where's my $82,000.63?

Which is why the suit will seal the deal.

Who cares about a fucking magnet? It's just a fucking magnet!

Who is framing these?

Who the fuck is this guy? I'm Desmond!

Who wants to dance to some really loud music?

Who's gonna accept my Facebook friend request?

Who's the Pupa expert now, bitch?

Whoa, our town looks gorgeous!

Whoa, that alien is "Pretty in Pink."

Whoa, their sun went nova? How do we make ours do that?

Whoa, what are you doing? Drop the silvergun!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't want no quarrel with you, Platinum Stevie.

Whoa! [doorbell rings]

Whoa! Grand Moff?

Whoa. Guys!

Whoa. Principal Cooke has seen some darkness.

Whoa. What the hell?

Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

Whoop whoop! Replicants, get the lead out!

Why are Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie from school here?

Why are you doing this?

Why are you such a lazy sack of shit, Pupa? Answer me!

Why does everything always have to be fun?

Why the hell would I be?

Why would you do that?

Why you asking me? I don't know!

Will you aliens shut the fuck up?

Wing Stop for da win! Yay yay!

Woo boy! We got a real live human being.

Woo hoo! Eyepatch Guy! You are the man!

Woo! Yeah, let's get him!

Woo! Alright!

Woo! Yeah! Today's the day!

Word, lit!

Would you like mozzarella, American, provolone

Would you like to hear about our specials?

Wouldn't the hover platform be faster?

Wow, how frugal of me. I'm growing already!

Wow, I should have watched '80s teen movies a long time ago!

Wow, it doesn't look as little

Wow, Korvo. Yum and I kinda learned the same thing as you.

Wow, Sylvester Stallone, I never thought of it that way.

Wow, that's it?

Wow, that's pretty sure.

Wow, this is just like little Fred Savage's room!

Wow, Yumyulack! That is one rare Beyblade.

Wow! Can Cherie come too?

Wow! Lucky girl.

Wow. Here I am, in the Lakitu cloud I wanted to share with you.

Wow. I just invented mayo fries today,

Wow. I just thought Principal Cooke was a big bag of sad

Wrong! Dabbing will be cool forever! Dabbity dab dab!

Wrong. Your name is maggot.

Y'know, I want to watch the Bosch stage show. Where's that?

Yass.

Yay, you.

Yay!

Yay!

Yaya. Oh, hello Mr. Sarner.

Yeah, and we watched him throw an awesome party!

Yeah, budd

Yeah, buddy!

Yeah, buddy!

Yeah, buddy! [door opens, closes]

Yeah, buddy.

Yeah, but did he eat the narbos?

Yeah, by terraforming innocent planets.

Yeah, chill out, Glen. We're on collectible bullet business here.

Yeah, he's gonna thank us later.

Yeah, hold on! I'm saving you!

Yeah, I did it, okay! I was eating my feelings.

Yeah, I did. Because I believe in miracles.

Yeah, I read it too.

Yeah, it was weirdly sexy.

Yeah, Little Buddy's a bad influence.

Yeah, or maybe he hasn't moved his car

Yeah, remember when we thought he was purple

Yeah, right, I've heard that bullshit before.

Yeah, tell him, Terry! Gah, ah!

Yeah, that's exactly right.

Yeah, we can beatbox!

Yeah, we did everything for the Pupa.

Yeah, we empathized the fuck outta this place.

Yeah, we're good at being aliens. Don't be like that.

Yeah, well, that's what I was hoping.

Yeah, well, whatever. There's a lot more to it than that.

Yeah, yeah, I saw him take off early this morning.

Yeah! Alright!

Yeah! MAN: Check it out,

Yeah. Bugs and shit kept getting stuck in it.

Yep. I keep everything from my films.

Yep. This is our life now.

Yes, but we're unplugging this trip, so all sci fi stays home.

Yes, exactly! Thank you. Thank you so much!

Yes, I can!

Yes, I do. I need to go home to my family.

Yes, it's crazy! Where the fuck is the Pupa? Pupa!

Yes, Little Buddy's the problem. Because it's definitely not us.

Yes, Pobo, jelly time.

Yes, sir!

Yes, sir! You know it!

Yes, sir. Adjusting vector now.

Yes, the mission is important, but so is having fun.

Yes, vacation friends!

Yes, we've seen soldiers surprising their kids at the airport,

Yes! Come on, man!

Yes! Cooke must have so much residual anger and regret

Yes! Hit me.

Yes! I bet it's because of all the human shit he's been doing.

Yes! Oh, thank god, I am! You gotta get me out of here.

Yes! That counts.

Yes! Wait, what? No, did you even watch the movie?

Yes. A thousand times, yes. I thought you'd never ask.

Yes. With a little help from this.

Yo, get off my back, Cromus. What's your problem with me?

You a holes better figure something out real quick!

You a king, Terry.

You all failed miserably!

You are the Pupa expert.

You bet I will. Let me put this into evidence...

You bet your fluid filled sacs, I did.

You betcha! Probably best to just roll with it.

You booked us a vacation. Oh!

You can't call dibs on a planet!

You can't just leave us in here! How will we survive?

You can't let this happen! It's not fair!

You can't quit! We're partners!

You can't. I'll show you why.

You did it to yourself, drinking out of that cheap Burger King glass.

You did this! You're a fucking psycho.

You didn't tell me what kind of road we'd be off of.

You don't have to live in a candle.

You don't have to make everything into a big deal.

You don't have to worry about my family anymore.

You don't know shit about Ringo.

You don't run a multi national communications company

You got skeeter saliva on you.

You guys saw that. I tried to save him.

You have a point.

You hear that? That's some dying brain shit right there.

You just don't get it! No cap!

You just lost them. I did not!

You know how iPhones now have that magnet on the back?

You know it, brother. Pushup race! Go!

You know me. [larva squeals]

You know what, Terry, I would bet my life that Bosch is on Hulu!

You know, people will go out that hole.

You know, Stella & Dot has a dandelion paperweight

You know, you gotta admit we make a pretty good team.

You leave me no choice.

You mean other cool teams?

You mean the mosquitoes? Wait, fuck, are there also roaches?

You mean we were right to help you?

You people think just because you're higher up on the periodic table

You piece of shit!

You really did?

You see, when the warning light goes on,

You stole my narbos!

You stole our routine!

You sure this is safe? Yeah, man, don't be such a

You sure you're not sitting there freaking out about the mission?

You think all those other kids we forced into movie situations

You think Terry and Korvo are gonna be okay?

You think you can just treat people like they're a little show in a show?

You traded the ship to a witch for a gaming setup, didn't you?

You trimmed your beard.

You two were supposed to be watching the Pupa!

You want to spend time doing the things I like,

You were acting bad before but now with Little Buddy, it's way worse.

You were told not to cook at school anymore.

You... aren't into trains?

You'll see.

You're acting like that's a bigger deal than the Takis.

You're alive! Cherie, oh god, this whole year

You're all grown ass adults who were shrunk down, just like me.

You're banishing us?

You're coming back with me and

You're done, Tim. You're going on trial for your crimes.

You're literally impossible! [grunts]

You're right. No more adventures.

You're spicy. Guess we're all gonna die today.

You're under arrest for flying an unlicensed cryo pod

You've got yourself a deal! You are now my guests.

Your bounty hunter outfit is sick.

Your lives!

Your partner's lost her cool haircut head. Untie me.

Yummers, you okay?

Yumyulack, are you okay?

Yumyulack, it's me, the real Danielle Johnson.

Yumyulack, you're the moral center of dick.

Yumyulack's right,

Don't. Okay?

‐ 'Sup, Emily? Alyssa, how you been?

‐ "Blah blah blah, Earth sucks,

‐ [gasps] Mark!

‐ [gasps] Yumyulack? Yumyulack?

‐ [laughing] Alright, alright, bye‐bye.

‐ [laughs] This line is unstoppable!

‐ [laughs] What a sucker. Who would ever pick your line?

‐ [mocking] You can't get back in line.

‐ [panting] I was in the coolest line ever.

‐ [sighs] I still can't believe it was one year ago to the day

‐ [sighs] You're right.

‐ A cat five is not to be missed,

‐ A lot!

‐ A montage!

‐ Aah!

‐ Aah! Aah! [clanging]

‐ According to WebMD,

‐ Activate the Shlorpian Extremity Triangulater.

‐ Actually, I think it's kinda‐‐ ‐ No, shut the fuck up.

‐ Agh, it smells like hotdog water.

‐ Ah yes. The summer we screwed in every type of dirigible.

‐ Ah, I can't even talk to you right now.

‐ Ah! Cheap joke, Gladwell.

‐ Ah! Huh!

‐ Ahh!

‐ Ahh!

‐ Ahhh! That was awesome!

‐ AISHA, please explain to the replicants what their mission roles are.

‐ AISHA! Launch the ship!

‐ Alright, boys, back to work.

‐ Alright, enough with the foreplay.

‐ Alright, fuck this, if we have to stand here, I'm doing something.

‐ Alright, go enjoy your slip and slide

‐ Alright, okay. It just doesn't seem any slower.

‐ Alright, people, I'm gooing pretty bad,

‐ Alright! Woo!

‐ And after passing the Atlanta Trap Music Museum,

‐ And did you mean it, Korvo?

‐ And I wanted to share them with you, you fool.

‐ And now it will make me a god!

‐ And the fun will begin right now

‐ And then his lies will be revealed to the rest of the Wall.

‐ Are there jobs that are fun, with no boss,

‐ Are we really making one episode just go into another

‐ Aw, come on, Korvo.

‐ Aw, he must be stressed out and grinding his teeth.

‐ Aw, hell yeah!

‐ Aw, man. Running out of teeth.

‐ Aw, that movie sucked butts.

‐ Babe, she's just a friend. ‐ I can't believe this.

‐ Babe? That you?

‐ Bad ice!

‐ Because I'm young, and adulthood hasn't atrophied my imagination!

‐ Being on Earth is what's best for my team.

‐ Bet you didn't think you'd ever see this bad bitch again.

‐ Bit by the baby bug, huh?

‐ Boo! Change the channel! This sucks! ‐ Who did this? Who did that?

‐ Bullshit. I homespun you those Animal Crossing‐themed boot socks.

‐ But before I left, he was super nice.

‐ But if I don't have my hobby, what‐what am I?

‐ But that means‐‐

‐ But the ray‐‐ ‐ No rays, no sci‐fi of any kind.

‐ But there's something I have to ask you first.

‐ But we can't leave line. You promised.

‐ But we're just having fun!

‐ But what about you?

‐ But why? Javelinas are famous for eschewing dental hygiene.

‐ But you have all your own hobbies.

‐ But you'll die and I will too.

‐ But you're already the sweetest girl in the world.

‐ But you're the best line stander I've ever seen.

‐ But, but... Come on, guys! The‐the code!

‐ Cabooses are right over here!

‐ Can someone please refill my piss?

‐ Cherie, come on, take a win when you're handed one.

‐ Cherie! Dammit.

‐ Cherie? [coughs]

‐ Come on, Korvo, do squats with us.

‐ Come on, Linus, don't be like this.

‐ Congratulations on growing a conscience.

‐ Crap, without him, we'd have to do the chores.

‐ Crushed it. Crushed it.

‐ Daddy will love that.

‐ Dale, you've been staring at that Rolo lava cake

‐ Dammit, I always fall for the Talkboy.

‐ Dammit, I‐I don't want to share my hobby with you.

‐ Damn, all these arbitrary rules are hard to keep track of.

‐ Damn, Eddie. How is it that you're never in the office

‐ Damn, he's good.

‐ Damn, you look thicc, Pupa. What's the deal?

‐ Derr! ‐ Ugh, son of a bitch!

‐ Did Gladwell sign off on this?

‐ Did you see that alien creature do ancient martial arts on that Godzilla?

‐ Do you two even know what your mission roles are?

‐ Don't be a whiner, Yumyulack. We can leave when we're done.

‐ Don't be jealous, Korvo. It doesn't look good.

‐ Don't look at me. I keep my shit toight!

‐ Dozens tightly clustered over the ocean.

‐ Dude, this giant robot was just handing out PS5s over there.

‐ Dude, why would we be here if we didn't already know that?

‐ Duh‐duh‐duh, wait for it. We're about to do something awesome!

‐ Duh!

‐ Dystopian law enforcement officers don't fit in with my motif.

‐ Earth is too distracting for us.

‐ Easy there, Korvo. That ray makes plastic libraries.

‐ Easy‐peasy. ‐ We've got this!

‐ Eat shit and die, Linus.

‐ Eddie!

‐ Eh, almost.

‐ Either way, you're outtie‐200, Linus.

‐ Enjoy the show.

‐ Exactly. I'll stay in disguise until we get to his inner chamber.

‐ Exactly. You don't need Linus or any of those pros.

‐ Excuse us. We're G‐O‐G, Guests of Gladwell.

‐ Fine, I'll save your spot in line while you go.

‐ Five at Home Depot?

‐ Fuck the codes. I'm Linus.

‐ Fuck you! Trains for life!

‐ Fuckers!

‐ Gah, Javelina!

‐ Gasp! ‐ Hey, everyone!

‐ Get in here.

‐ Get on my level. Bro.

‐ Get out of here.

‐ Glad somebody said it.

‐ Gladwell, would you sign my 10,000 hours ray?

‐ Glady. [both kissing]

‐ Go on, Javelina. Go where the javelinas go.

‐ Goddammit, Terry, that's so stupid!

‐ Gonna get this good and tight

‐ Good work completing the course today, son.

‐ Good. AISHA, initiate the pre‐launch before these idiots change their minds.

‐ Goodbye, big guy.

‐ Grab my hand like they did in True Lies.

‐ Great. It's all yours.

‐ Guys, Jesse and Yumyulack are back!

‐ Guys! Guys, get up here and help me!

‐ Guys! We are not letting Korvo turn to goo.

‐ Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.

‐ Hah, I knew it! It's always better to switch to the fastest line.

‐ Halk, don't make me do this.

‐ Has anyone been leaving body parts around?

‐ Have we moved at all?

‐ He can't get out of the Pupa seat.

‐ He does buy all the groceries and hide all the bodies.

‐ He gave us no choice. We're gonna have to kill him.

‐ He gets all backed up with the stuff he eats off the ground.

‐ He looks like he has lead poisoning from some kind of fast food novelty glass.

‐ He won the Standee three years in a row.

‐ He wouldn't understand. Look at his tiny legs.

‐ He'll land on his feet.

‐ He's playing you, ho. He totally fingers me on the reg.

‐ Hell yes! Ethan Hunt over here!

‐ Hello, Terry. This is my new line husband, James.

‐ Hello? Are you doing that scary teenage girl silent treatment thing again?

‐ Hey now, we all gotta start somewhere.

‐ Hey, come back, where are you going?

‐ Hey, ge‐ge‐get back here!

‐ Hey, Gladwell. I'm Yumyulack. ‐ So?

‐ Hey, good job cleaning out the Pupes. He's in a much better mood.

‐ Hey, guys, check out this tiny Lulu‐‐

‐ Hey, have fun, Tery‐dactyl.

‐ Hey, I'm sorry I killed you but, hey, now we're ghost friends,

‐ Hey, it's the Cricket Killer!

‐ Hey, my ball‐‐ back scratcher!

‐ Hey, remember when we waited in that line

‐ Hey, what do you think of this Linus guy?

‐ Hey, where are we going? Only weirdos live down here.

‐ Hey! Get back here and tell me how that makes sense!

‐ Hey! Look at that other line over there! It's totally moving faster.

‐ Hey! Where are you going with that?

‐ Hey.

‐ Hey. A stub from when we saw Gotti in IMAX 3D.

‐ Hi, folks. Sorry for the wait.

‐ His hair is riding that nape.

‐ Hmm. He had a javelina in him.

‐ Hold it. That's the alarm system.

‐ Hold the fuck on. I'm supposed to be taking care of the Pupa?

‐ Holy shit,

‐ Holy shit! ‐ Damn, this guy's cool.

‐ Hopefully, it'll be a short stay.

‐ Horseradish! ‐ What?

‐ Hotdog water never backs you up that bad.

‐ How did you gather that so fast?

‐ How fucking dope was that, chumba?

‐ How long are we going to hide you in the back of this musty church?

‐ How would we ever have gotten all that from you just saying "Gladwell"?

‐ How? We're not gonna fit in there!

‐ I already have.

‐ I always knew you were the smart one. Stick with me. Okay?

‐ I am. Crazy. For you.

‐ I am. The markets went wild today.

‐ I can't help it.

‐ I can't live like this anymore.

‐ I can't thank you enough for sheltering us for so long.

‐ I cannot believe after 10 years of marriage,

‐ I could be the fucking t‐shirt guy if you ever let me keep one.

‐ I did it! I can't believe it! I love being honorable.

‐ I didn't "leave," I stepped, like, five feet away.

‐ I do like all the line shoes and hats the pros are wearing.

‐ I do?

‐ I don't know, 'cause I'm smart?

‐ I don't know, son. This ain't a hobby for the faint of heart.

‐ I don't know, the Pupa's mysterious.

‐ I don't know! I don't even want to be here.

‐ I don't need any of this. I'm going back to the basics.

‐ I don't, okay. It's just, he touches your waist a lot.

‐ I find it hard to believe there's enough Gladwell demand

‐ I got my New Balance Shuffles on,

‐ I got this.

‐ I guess he's not picky.

‐ I guess I am pretty proud of you for using the rules.

‐ I guess it's in the air.

‐ I hate to see his face,

‐ I have a robe and sweet‐ass crystal that can make me levitate.

‐ I have never seen you knit!

‐ I have three hearts.

‐ I have unlimited budget and zero self‐control.

‐ I hope there's stuff from Blink in the show.

‐ I hope you both get gonorrhea and go to hell

‐ I just wish I could tell Nova.

‐ I kinda wanna see it.

‐ I knew it! ‐ She's lying. Don't listen to her.

‐ I know why you fucks are being nice to me.

‐ I know! Linus, show Terry your other face.

‐ I love it when you mix food and sex.

‐ I made a veal parmesan without the veal.

‐ I mean, who wouldn't be when they live inside the Pupa?

‐ I mean, yeah. I live a full and rich life.

‐ I need to see the look in Tim's eyes when he sees that I'm alive

‐ I once waited in a line at the grocery store.

‐ I refuse to view shuffling forward as an achievement.

‐ I say that all the time!

‐ I say write a book, they type up cherry‐picked anecdotes

‐ I see a lot of familiar faces in line.

‐ I see you all the time.

‐ I see you've brought your family! How lovely.

‐ I signed an NDA in blood.

‐ I swore I would never go out with someone who worked for my dad.

‐ I think he's also going to have to fight that giant robot

‐ I think I know. Look.

‐ I thought Terry was a Mai Tai Goldfish man.

‐ I want him fully cognizant when we expose his ass

‐ I was in a focus group for a new Funyons hard seltzer.

‐ I‐I was joking. [stomach rumbles]

‐ I‐I'm not!

‐ I... I guess it was me?

‐ I'm afraid it's time for me to goo.

‐ I'm always hot saucing on the weekend, my dude.

‐ I'm freeing myself from all that sci‐fi shit, Aisha.

‐ I'm going to go write a novel about video games and '80s movies!

‐ I'm going to Tokyo drift!

‐ I'm gonna get you fuckers back for this someday!

‐ I'm gonna use that ray that turns everyone into cigarettes,

‐ I'm head of mission security,

‐ I'm loving this hat, T‐rex.

‐ I'm not helping you save him. The whole point was to take him out.

‐ I'm not here to listen to your shit anymore.

‐ I'm not ready to raise a Pupa! I'm still finding myself!

‐ I'm only a train because I lost my model ray somewhere in Nevada.

‐ I'm so nervous to meet a Malcolm Dragwell Queen.

‐ I'm sorry too. But, hey, we both got retainers out of it.

‐ I'm their mission leader, it's their biological imperative.

‐ I'm trying to save you, you stupid man.

‐ I'm very good at rules.

‐ I've stood in hundreds of lines with Terry,

‐ If he's gonna cheat, we're gonna cheat too.

‐ If it were up to me, I'd tap that curly shit all day.

‐ If you don't line check, you lose your spot,

‐ In these first moments of your mission,

‐ Infinite slip and slide?

‐ Is the piss hot? I want hot piss.

‐ Is this gonna be happening all the time now, Jesse?

‐ Is this some sort of competitive hobby thing

‐ Is, uh, Terry here? Green alien? Super hot and moist?

‐ Isn't it great? [yelling] Line check!

‐ It took forever.

‐ It wasn't a line!

‐ It wasn't always like this.

‐ It wasn't my fault. Linus‐‐

‐ It'll consume all your time, ostracize you from your friends,

‐ It's almost as cute as you are.

‐ It's called word play, Mr. Sensitive.

‐ It's exactly 1.2:1 scale of an actual train,

‐ It's fucking gross. Can you do it somewhere else?

‐ It's hella complicated!

‐ It's Jack Ryan, dummy. Keep up.

‐ It's just until we know Pezlie is safe.

‐ It's Linus with an "N."

‐ It's my thing now, don't hang a light on it.

‐ It's not fun! It's my life!

‐ It's okay. Terry and I are going to do a hobby together.

‐ It's simple: I'm a train man. I find bliss in the rails.

‐ It's the most satisfying thing I've done in my life.

‐ Jesse, I would never betray you.

‐ Jesse, the chronicler. Be observant.

‐ Jesus, he's been drinking out of it for at least a year.

‐ Judge Dredd's on vacation from Mega‐City One.

‐ Just a little further.

‐ Just for a second, so we can see why the Pupa got so big.

‐ Just like the fortune cookie said it would!

‐ Katie! Baby! Kiss me!

‐ Keep it in your dress, Jesse.

‐ Korvo says that all the time, Terry!

‐ Korvo was actually just about to take off.

‐ Korvo, his arms, they're listening to you!

‐ Korvo, Kor, Korv‐‐ hmm?

‐ Korvo, no. I need to get back to line basics.

‐ Korvo, stop that.

‐ Korvo, this is amazing train work.

‐ Korvo, you aren't what you do.

‐ Korvo, you don't have to make stuff up.

‐ Korvo, you ruined the greatest line of my lifetime.

‐ Korvo! ‐ Whatever.

‐ Korvo! Korvo! Korvo! [marching band playing]

‐ Last time we wasted all our time waiting for you

‐ Launch time, baby! [engine shutting down, rapid beeping]

‐ Leave now or pay the price.

‐ Let me guess, Terrance needs his arms back.

‐ Let's adopt up to 28 rescue dogs

‐ Let's get you some help, little fella!

‐ Let's put "willing to die" down as a maybe.

‐ Let's ride the Ferris wheel and dry hump at the top

‐ Let's run up to my penthouse and get them.

‐ Let's see what he's up to. Th‐th‐that could be our whole story!

‐ Linus, your behavior is completely different from a moment ago.

‐ Linus! Wassup, my dawg?

‐ Look at him. I think he's really sick.

‐ Look at the back of that guy's head. Purrrr.

‐ Luckily we can't stay in this line for much longer.

‐ Man, I cannot believe Linus created a new line.

‐ Man, we've been in some crazy lines together.

‐ Maybe you're just a little jealous of my relationship with Linus.

‐ Meh, I just like being the first person with new stuff.

‐ Mmm, I must say, Pupa. Nothing like a purple puff.

‐ Mmm, yummy!

‐ Mr. Gladwell‐‐ ‐ Stop. Just Gladwell.

‐ My god. Come, tell me.

‐ My hand's cramping!

‐ My key insight was that if you spend a lot of time on something,

‐ Nah‐uh. I'm just thinking about what the back of those arms would look like

‐ Nah, dawg, I got it loaded on my phone.

‐ No way. We've come too far.

‐ No, I can't.

‐ No, I don't know what you're sayin', Terry!

‐ No, I wasn't actually about to take off.

‐ No, I would've remembered.

‐ No, if you leave line for even a second, you lose your place.

‐ No, no. He hates model trains!

‐ No, Terry's arms! I'm your leader now.

‐ No, thanks, we're in a time crunch.

‐ No, the puffs have destroyed the circuits.

‐ No, this. We're doing it. ‐ Doing what?

‐ No, you don't! [man gasps]

‐ No!

‐ No! I want justice.

‐ No! I'm setting down roots the way I want,

‐ No! My career will be over!

‐ No! You can't!

‐ No. It's just, "Save your spot" is what a line virgin would say.

‐ No. That's still me in there.

‐ Nobody fucks with Linus.

‐ Nooooo!

‐ Nope, you're my first alien.

‐ Not me, but I try to limit my movements each day

‐ Not sure what you're talking about, Korvo.

‐ Now flip me over like you flipped that not veal parmesan.

‐ Now they're more creative than ever before!

‐ Now you're rubbing it in my face that you're smarter than me.

‐ Of all the days not to be able to leave a particular area‐‐

‐ Oh boy, here we go again.

‐ Oh boy, here we go.

‐ Oh god, it'll all be worth it once we're in Zihuatanejo.

‐ Oh look, it's the Pupa, Godzilla, and the Giant Robot.

‐ Oh look, the Pupa's a giant or something!

‐ Oh man, I wish I could get a PS5.

‐ Oh my god, so many fat fatties!

‐ Oh my god.

‐ Oh no, I'm sorry, Linus, but he's right.

‐ Oh no! Terry's arms formed a rat king,

‐ Oh shit, we forgot about the Korvo thing!

‐ Oh shit! They're going to throw us into the ocean.

‐ Oh well, I'm sure you've heard all about me then.

‐ Oh yeah, I think I have photos of it on my phone.

‐ Oh yeah, like what?

‐ Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, ese?

‐ Oh‐kay, well, uh, welcome, compadre!

‐ Oh, Cherie! What a beautiful child.

‐ Oh, come on, it's nothing compared to yours.

‐ Oh, it's just how we keep each other steady in line.

‐ Oh, this could take forever, that's part of why it's so great!

‐ Oh, this shit's happening.

‐ Oh, what did I say?

‐ Oh. Such a good call.

‐ Oh. Uh‐‐ [Linus grunts]

‐ Ohh‐‐ ‐ Korvo‐‐

‐ Ohh. You can really taste the Supreme branding.

‐ Okay, I got you set up on the couch here with plenty of fluids:

‐ Okay, I know this is very unlike me,

‐ Okay, let's just do our mission roles more,

‐ Okay, okay, I'll, I'll give it a chance.

‐ Okay, well, then I'm glad we did it, I guess.

‐ Okay, what the fuck is the dealio with you and Linus?

‐ Omit any that require a fifth grade education.

‐ Once your team's failure continues long enough,

‐ Oof, all those hot coins I swallowed for breakfast

‐ Ooh, can I have some of that cotton candy?

‐ Ooh, fashion!

‐ Ooh, I love a new iPhone.

‐ Ooh, look out, here comes the 9:15!

‐ Ooh, ma'am, that was final boarding. I have to close the door.

‐ Oooh! Now with extra 'quil? Goodbye, thoughts.

‐ Orientation crystals?

‐ Ow! [gasps]

‐ Paw Patrol!

‐ Perfect.

‐ Pity. Consider your point... tipped.

‐ Please tell me that's protein!

‐ Please, just, could you hold off on any big character changes

‐ Plus, we have a couple of Howlin' Rays rays back on the ship.

‐ Pop sociologist Malcolm Gladwell.

‐ Pour me a drink while I look for your arms.

‐ Probably Storm the X‐Men, because she can control the weather

‐ Pupa, there you are. W‐w‐what happened?

‐ Reading's for narcs. Let's just do it.

‐ Really? 'Cause Terry was just pitching us his model town idea.

‐ Really? Together?

‐ Relax. Relax. It's me.

‐ Remember what you loved about lines in the first place.

‐ Remember when we were in line for the Broadway adaptation of Tenet?

‐ Right? ‐ Ugh, fine. I'll stay.

‐ Rookie mistake, Yummers. If a line looks like it's moving, it's just an illusion.

‐ Sales! Always! Big, big growth!

‐ Save this!

‐ See if I care. Not everyone has what it takes to line.

‐ See, I say "line check" and the other pros will honor it

‐ See, that's that two‐faced shit right there.

‐ See, what I like about that

‐ See? When we work together, we can do anything.

‐ She's good.

‐ Shh! I hear voices! [muffled argument]

‐ So everyone got their body parts?

‐ So many motionless celebrities.

‐ So the line is over?

‐ So? Glass can't make you sick. ‐ Not the glass.

‐ Someone else is here. We should go.

‐ Something's wrong. ‐ What a shithole.

‐ Sorry I was a dick back in the Pupa.

‐ Sorry you don't have a hobby anymore, Korvo.

‐ Sorry, back up. Which Jack Wick movie are we watching?

‐ Sounds like the Solar Opposites are going to be having

‐ Standing in line, it's my favorite hobby.

‐ Still just rubbing a balloon on it after showering.

‐ Stop it! Stop it! Stop it, Terry's arms!

‐ Stop that, get off of me. I‐I‐I'm happy as a train!

‐ Super cool.

‐ Sure, I‐I‐I'll just sit here and think about ship repairs...

‐ Swoon.

‐ Tell that to... my new robe!

‐ Ter‐bear! The Ter‐inator!

‐ Terry Opposites would.

‐ Terry, look at me.

‐ Terry, t‐talk to me. ‐ You ruined a cat five line.

‐ Terry, you're really showing a lot of growth here.

‐ Terry! You'll never guess what happened.

‐ Thank you, Linus.

‐ Thank you, Terry. That's all I needed to hear.

‐ Thank you. ‐ Is what the old Korvo would have said.

‐ Thanks for holding my place, Marv.

‐ Thanks for the heads up on that "line check" thing. Oh!

‐ That doesn't sound right. ‐ Pack of smokeshows, baby!

‐ That guy? Ugh. He looks like a melting stick of butter.

‐ That hussy! No one steals my man!

‐ That was so 2019. But who can keep track?

‐ That's breaking the rules! No real trains allowed!

‐ That's called being in the zone, baby!

‐ That's how I like my sugar... raw.

‐ That's straight‐up gross.

‐ That's stupid! And it's not realistic.

‐ That's stupid.

‐ That's the Terry I've never known!

‐ The fuck? It's huge! Where does it even go?

‐ The last flight to Mexico. So you have to talk to Daddy today.

‐ The Pupa does love him some wacky hijinks.

‐ The truth will come out soon enough.

‐ Their posture is impeccable! We got stuck with a bunch of slouchers.

‐ There it is! Th‐th‐there's the other face!

‐ They do not! ‐ There they are.

‐ They really don't like us to throw chemo at family issues.

‐ They're a legendary acrobatic halftime show.

‐ They've got unbeatable deals on individual Kraft singles.

‐ This has been a wonderful platonic exchange.

‐ This is getting stupider by the second!

‐ This is how we do it in Chi‐raq, biatch!

‐ This is my all‐time favorite hobby.

‐ This is my new thing. I'm a hot sauce guy from now on.

‐ This is Sister Sisto, my protege.

‐ This is so stupid.

‐ This is stupid.

‐ This javelina needs a mouth guard.

‐ This looks amazing. [bottle shatters]

‐ This one better work, or it's back to being myself.

‐ This stupid bullshit really meant a lot to you two, didn't it?

‐ This truly is a momentous day for all of us,

‐ Tim has lost his way.

‐ Tim, what do you remember? [Tim mumbling]

‐ Time for the ultimate focus and to get into the zone.

‐ Time to silently knit up in this bitch.

‐ To piggyback off your pitch with a slight twist,

‐ Tomorrow! Tomorrow! No argue!

‐ Train check, bitch! [horn toots]

‐ Ugh, I hate not being in line.

‐ Ugh, trains are so dorky.

‐ Ugh. Been a hell of a day.

‐ Ugh. Boring, boring, boring. [video fast‐forwards]

‐ Ugh. The flavor of being too cool for me.

‐ Uh‐huh. I'm sure you're really put out.

‐ Uh, are we just gonna leave the Pupa behind, Terry?

‐ Uh, cool. Y‐y‐you guys do that. And I‐I'll be right back with my arms.

‐ Uhhh‐‐

‐ Uhhh, he thinks I'm a ghost.

‐ Um, yes, there is, we took one to the periodontist today.

‐ Vintage 1983. Had the whole set when I was a kid.

‐ Wait a minute‐‐

‐ Wait a minute, they're letting our line in.

‐ Wait up!

‐ Wait, are we the pack?

‐ Wait, is it safe down here?

‐ Wait, wait, you're being two‐faced!

‐ Wait, what are you looking at?

‐ Wait, what? AISHA: Go get your dick.

‐ We better follow. ‐ Linus knows what he's doing.

‐ We better not be fucking sitting here at the beginning of the next episode.

‐ We can clean this up, Korvo.

‐ We can't do our jobs here,

‐ We can't kill Korvo! Who would wash my t‐shirts?

‐ We decided to change it up for once.

‐ We gotta get these body parts before Korvo is goo for good

‐ We gotta get to the mouth!

‐ We gotta stay strong and defeat Linus.

‐ We snapped our ankles warming up for the semi‐regional

‐ We still have to kidnap him.

‐ We took a tough tumble into each other last practice

‐ We'll just have to keep trying.

‐ We'll text you a reminder for your six‐month checkup!

‐ We're doing a collab.

‐ We're getting calls from all over the country.

‐ We've been encouraging Terry to get into model trains.

‐ Well, excuse me for caring about the Pupa.

‐ Well, guess what, that's called leaving.

‐ Well, here's a little trick of the trade, you dumb bitch.

‐ Well, I'm busy. ‐ With what?

‐ Well, if we're going to focus, we gotta do it on a new planet.

‐ Well, luckily it's reversible,

‐ Well, they don't exactly teach "alien goo" in medical school,

‐ Well, why don't you use that Talkboy you're so keen on tricking me with

‐ Were those gender reveal canons?

‐ Wha‐‐ That's not hair! Those are... my arms!

‐ What about the White Hen Pantry I added?

‐ What are you talking about, we're all buckled in and‐‐ Oh!

‐ What are you talking about?

‐ What are you‐‐ Don't you put that‐‐

‐ What did you do to him? ‐ He's 10,000 hours stupider.

‐ What does that even‐‐ ‐ Halk!

‐ What is? I‐I can't see what's at the front of the line.

‐ What the F‐U‐C‐K?

‐ What the fuck are you talking about?

‐ What the fuck is he doing? ‐ I don't know.

‐ What the heck happened to you?

‐ What the hell are you doing?

‐ What we're doing right now is it? Y‐y‐you love waiting in lines?

‐ What, Korvo? He's my line husband.

‐ What? ‐ Javelina.

‐ What? I can't rely on them!

‐ What? No, those are grownup movies. Can't we watch John Wick?

‐ What? Pupa is fighting a giant lizard and a robot!

‐ What? This is what we wanted!

‐ What. ‐ But that's today!

‐ What're you‐‐ what're you doing?

‐ What's a Gladwell?

‐ Whatever da fuck I want.

‐ Whatever, let's just get this done.

‐ Wheeee!

‐ When tumbling calls, you accept the charges.

‐ Where did they all come from?

‐ Who is giving out PS5s?

‐ Who was that psycho? [hovercraft rumbling]

‐ Whoa, babe, you look like a million bucks.

‐ Whoa, he really does have two faces.

‐ Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No traps!

‐ Whoa, hold on, cleaning out the Pupa isn't our job.

‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm the t‐shirt guy. Hand it over.

‐ Whoa! I'm like the J. K. Rowling of this pack! Crucio!

‐ Why does Linus look so sure?

‐ Why the hell did you say we would do this?

‐ Why would I ever do that?

‐ Why would you not believe in ghosts? You're a train.

‐ Why wouldn't you say, "Like in Cliffhanger"?

‐ Why, are you afraid of tiny sharks?

‐ Why? We don't have buttholes.

‐ Why? We‐we've been here for hours.

‐ With the sponges.

‐ Would you get that crap outta here!

‐ Would you stop fidgeting? I'm in the zone, and you're messing me up.

‐ Wow, business is exhausting.

‐ Wow, great story.

‐ Wow, I guess Pupa's bigger on the inside?

‐ Wow, K. This model is spectacular.

‐ Yay, Korvo!

‐ Yay!

‐ Yeah, bitch! Slip on my stinking goo and drop to your death.

‐ Yeah, but we're fucked.

‐ Yeah, genius, Gladwell.

‐ Yeah, I get that a lot.

‐ Yeah, I got a‐‐ I got a couple arms, some pogs,

‐ Yeah, I just loved how peaceful it was.

‐ Yeah, I just sit on the seat and calm down.

‐ Yeah, me too.

‐ Yeah, right! I'm never fixing you again!

‐ Yeah, right. The Pupa's javelina died last year

‐ Yeah, technically, this one's named Linda.

‐ Yeah, this isn't news.

‐ Yeah, we can still save you.

‐ Yeah! Line time, baby!

‐ Yee‐haw! I'm Tomatillo Terry.

‐ Yes, but it was right there, and I think I made my point.

‐ Yes, I am well aware. ‐ So why you lie?

‐ Yes, I have, remember?

‐ Yes, please.

‐ Yes, they were to reveal an all‐new Korvo!

‐ Yes, this is it. This is gonna be my jam, baby.

‐ Yes! But not as desperate and lame as them

‐ Yes! If another one comes in, tell him to fuck off.

‐ Yes. I look forward to continuing to stand here

‐ Yes. If the options are turning into a sack of slime

‐ Yes. Once my body is back. I promise to like it.

‐ Yes. You're also the coolest guy I know.

‐ You and Yummy have to sub in to do the final team tumble.

‐ You bet! ‐ Shut the fuck up real quick.

‐ You can do anything. You saved the Wall twice!

‐ You can go, Korvo, but you'll lose your spot.

‐ You can't do that. That's against all the ancient codes.

‐ You can't force my arms to write their own fart ideas.

‐ You can't take away my hobby if I am the hobby!

‐ You didn't call line check. TERRY: Oh!

‐ You don't understand. This line is super rare!

‐ You had me at Jessica Opposites!

‐ You hear that, Pezlie? We did it.

‐ You hot as hell.

‐ You just broke my plastic mountain, asshole!

‐ You know Candyland, right?

‐ You know I hate repeating myself!

‐ You know me, I'm always "Bugles this" and "Twizzlers that."

‐ You know those guys are dead.

‐ You know what? I'm starting a better line.

‐ You know, I don't‐‐ I don't think you should come.

‐ You know, you always say something different?

‐ You lazy idiots are literally killing me!

‐ You left them to rot. I gave them purpose. I gave them life!

‐ You listen to me, you worthless little blue bitch.

‐ You okay? ‐ Yeah, I just felt a ‐‐ Ow!

‐ You promised to try! ‐ I know I did!

‐ You rank them like hurricanes?

‐ You shut your fuckin' mouth!

‐ You think my calendar's so open that I can just pick up

‐ You told me yesterday I should die in a fire.

‐ You try slowing down with this big of a caboose.

‐ You want me to drain your bucket?

‐ You want some crackers to go with your wine, Terry?

‐ You went to Chicago and didn't invite me?

‐ You were trying to be a better Pupa specialist.

‐ You're a cold‐hearted son of a bitch, Pupa.

‐ You're being crazy.

‐ You're embarrassing me.

‐ You're emotionally invested. This requires a cool head and focus.

‐ You're green, so let me explain.

‐ You're not a loser, Terry. You're the coolest guy I know.

‐ You're right, goddammit. I can do this.

‐ You're still hung up on that? We're not serialized.

‐ You're supposed to be chronicling, not busting popular myths!

‐ You're supposed to be in that edamame line over there.

‐ You've got this. Just close your eyes and think about winning this line.

‐ You've never done anything right in your shoulder‐girdled lives.

‐ Yumyulack, protector and head of security.

‐ Zero fucking clue. ‐ I cannot say that I do.

'cause he had to work with kids, but he clearly has daddy issues!

'cause I am headed to the path of a line separation

'cause I'm sure Stallone cocked it all up.

'Cause if he did, we would be chatting about the human condition all morning.

'Cause last time I checked, this town straight up loves us.

'cause they made kids sick.

'cause we're so much better dressed and smarter than they is.

"AISHA this and AISHA that,

"Any line worth standing in doesn't move."

"I finally bested my Tough Fadder."

"I wonder who's gonna get that bag?"

"it was all a dream" type hallucination as his brain dies.

"Line Check! Omaha. Hut hut, green 8!"

"Not" and "today," son.

"Town's Moral Center Saves Everyone's Ass."

[acid sizzles] [screams]

[air horn blares] ‐ Congratulations,

[airplane whooshing]

[AISHA laughs] [Korvo grunts]

[alarm beeps] Oh, lunchtime!

[alarm blares]

[alarm blares]

[alarm blares] [Pupa gasps, gulps]

[alarm blaring]

[alarm blaring]

[alarm blaring] Aw shit.

[alarm blaring] KORVO: No, no, no, no. No, no, fuck!

[alarm chirps]

[all applauding]

[all booing]

[all cheering]

[all cheering] We're here.

[all chuckle] ♪ electronic music playing ♪

[all clamoring] PUPA: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

[all crying]

[all crying]

[all exclaiming]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

[all gasp] [Pupa coughs]

[all groan]

[all groan]

[all groan]

[all groan] [tires squealing]

[all grumbling]

[all laugh]

[all laugh]

[all laugh] [Jesse spits]

[all laughing, shouting]

[all moan]

[all panting]

[all scream]

[all scream]

[all scream]

[all scream]

[all scream]

[all scream]

[all scream] [tires squealing]

[all scream] KORVO: What the fuck?

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

[all shouting, laughing] KORVO: Little help up here!

[all shouting]

[all shouting]

[all shouting]

[all sobbing]

[all yell]

[Allie screams]

[arrows whistling]

[awkward laughter]

[babbling]

[babbling]

[barks]

[beatboxing]

[beatboxing]

[beep] Okay, we did it, open the doors.

[beep] Wait!

[beeping, whirring]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping] [line ringing]

[beeps]

[beeps]

[bellowing]

[Bill and Tracy laugh]

[bird coos]

[blows]

[blows]

[blows] ‐ One wrong step, that Gizmo triggers,

[bones cracking]

[bones crunching]

[booing]

[both chuckle]

[both chuckle] [elevator dings]

[both gasp]

[both grunt]

[both grunt] My skin is burning!

[both grunt] [Javelina squeals]

[both grunt] [larvae squeal]

[both grunt] [mosquitoes snarling]

[both grunting]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laugh] [Jesse moaning]

[both laughing]

[both laughing] Who are we laughing at?

[both moan]

[both moan]

[both moaning]

[both moaning]

[both moaning]

[both moaning]

[both panting]

[both scatting]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[both screaming]

[burps]

[burps]

[buzzer sounds]

[buzzer sounds]

[buzzer sounds]

[cackles]

[cackling]

[camera shutter clicking]

[camera shutter clicks]

[cell phone buzzes]

[cell phone ringing]

[chainsaw whirring] Please, please don't do this.

[chanting]

[chanting] Chasm! Chasm!

[cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering, laughing]

[cheering, whooping]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[Cherie gasps] Crap!

[Cherie grunting]

[Cherie grunts]

[Cherie grunts] [squealing]

[Cherie yells]

[choking, coughing]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[clanging]

[clanging]

[clanking, hissing]

[clanking, steam hissing]

[clanking, steam hissing]

[clanking, steam hissing]

[clattering] What the hell was that?

[clears throat]

[clears throat] Whoa, whoa, hey. You can't talk to me like that.

[clicks, beeping]

[coin clinks] [Cromus laughs]

[coughs violently]

[coughs]

[coughs]

[coughs]

[coughs] ‐ What the hell happened to him?

[coughs] Because I wanted to rule the Wall.

[coughs] Why are you a ghost?

[coughs] You told me you were gonna get into jogging.

[crack]

[crackling]

[creaking]

[creaking]

[creaking] [gasps]

[Cromus groans] Guys, what is going on here!

[crowd chanting]

[crowd cheering, applauding]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering] ‐ On the house.

[crowd gasps]

[crowd yelling]

[crying]

[crying]

[deep breath]

[dings]

[door closes]

[door closes]

[door closes]

[door closes] This is wrong.

[door opens, closes]

[door opens, closes]

[door opens, closes]

[door opens]

[door slams]

[doorbell rings]

[doorbell rings] [both gasp]

[dripping]

[eagle cries]

[eating noisily]

[eating noisily]

[eggshell cracking]

[electricity crackles] Woo!

[electricity crackling]

[electricity crackling]

[engine powering on]

[engine revving, tires squealing]

[engine revving, tires squealing]

[engine revving]

[engine revving]

[engine starts]

[engine starts]

[engines powering off, rapid beeping]

[engines starting]

[evil laughter]

[evil laughter]

[evil laughter]

[evil laughter]

[evil laughter]

[evil laughter]

[evil laughter] [Terry screaming]

[explosion booms]

[explosion booms]

[explosion booms]

[explosion booms]

[explosion booms] [screaming]

[explosions boom]

[explosions boom]

[explosions booming]

[farts]

[farts]

[fire crackling]

[fire crackling]

[fire crackling]

[firing]

[firing]

[firing] [Pupa gulps]

[fizzles, plops]

[flames crackling]

[foreboding music playing] [crow cawing]

[frustrated grunt] Now it's over.

[gasping]

[gasps, screams]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] Well, I know what I need to do.

[gasps] ‐ Sister! We have him but‐‐

[gasps] but I know who does.

[gasps] Gladwell!

[gasps] I recognize this bite pattern.

[gasps] Or does he?

[gasps] That's the guy who called Linus.

[gavel banging]

[gears clicking, whirring]

[giggles]

[giggles] You really think that was the best plan?

[girl screams]

[glass shatters]

[glass shatters] Yeah, buddy!

[glass shatters] [all scream]

[Glen mumbling]

[Godzilla screeching]

[groaning, screaming]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groans loudly]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[growling softly]

[growling, shrieking]

[growling, snarling]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling] Holy fuck, tunnel gators!

[growls]

[growls]

[growls]

[growls]

[growls] [all scream]

[grunt]

[grunting and groaning continue]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting] Hey.

[grunting] Dammit.

[grunting] KORVO: Whoa, these guys are yoked.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] [can clatters]

[grunts] [coins clatter]

[grunts] [tires squealing]

[grunts] I'm gonna gamble on everything!

[gulping]

[gulps]

[gulps]

[gun cocks] Oh Jesus, god, no! I was bluffing!

[gun fires]

[guns cocking]

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[gunshot] [motorcycle crashes]

[gunshot] [screeching]

[gunshots]

[Halk grunts]

[Halk grunts]

[Halk grunts] CHERIE: What the hell?

[Halk laughs] [screams]

[hammering]

[heavy breathing]

[hissing]

[hissing]

[hissing] I'm gonna torch 'em!

[hooting]

[hoots]

[horn blaring]

[horn honks]

[horn tooting] [laser zapping]

[horn toots]

[horn toots]

[horn toots]

[howling continues]

[howling]

[howling]

[howling]

[howling]

[humming]

[humming]

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

[indiscernible chatter]

[indiscernible muttering]

[indiscernible radio chatter]

[indiscernible whispers]

[inhales deeply]

[inhales deeply]

[insects buzzing]

[Janitor whistles]

[Jesse groans]

[Jesse moaning] [rumbling]

[Jesse sobbing]

[kicks thudding]

[kisses] [Pezlie giggles]

[Korvo laughing]

[Korvo sighs]

[larva squeals]

[larvae squealing]

[laser fires]

[laser fires]

[laser fires]

[laser pulsing]

[laser zaps]

[laughing, shouting]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing] Goddammit.

[laughing] [ringing bike bell]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] So weird that this is in here.

[laughter continues]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[lever slams] [Cherie grunts]

[liquid sloshing]

[loud guitar riff playing] Aah!

[loud TV playing]

[Ma Mutt barks]

[machinery whirring]

[man grunts]

[men screaming]

[metallic creaking]

[metallic creaking]

[metallic creaking]

[metallic creaking]

[metallic creaking] [all scream]

[metallic groaning continues]

[metallic groaning]

[mewls]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimicking laser fire]

[mimics laser fire]

[moaning, grunting]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moans]

[moans] How's he doing?

[mosquito chittering]

[mosquitoes screech]

[mosquitoes screeching]

[muck people shouting]

[muffled squealing]

[mumbling]

[music playing on TV] [Pupa laughs]

[muttering]

[nervous chuckle]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[patrons applauding, cheering]

[people chattering, laughing]

[people screaming]

[people screaming]

[people shouting] [glass shatters]

[Pezlie crying]

[phone buzzing] ‐ Ooh, I gotta take this.

[playing off tune]

[playing off tune]

[playing off tune]

[playing off tune]

[plops]

[pops can] [sighs]

[pulsing]

[pulsing]

[Pupa groans]

[Pupa screams]

[Pupa squishes] [all scream]

[rattling]

[rattling]

[rattling]

[roaring laughter]

[roaring]

[roaring] [screaming]

[roars]

[roars]

[roars]

[rumbling, clattering]

[rumbling, Pupa screeching]

[rumbling]

[rumbling]

[rumbling]

[rumbling]

[rumbling]

[rumbling]

[rumbling] [all screaming]

[rumbling] [Korvo screams]

[rumbling] [screams]

[rumbling] Huh?

[sarcastically] Look at us. Friends again.

[scatting]

[school bell rings]

[school bell rings]

[school bell rings]

[school bell rings]

[school bell rings]

[scraping]

[scratching]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming] ‐ Allie!

[screaming] [T Rex roaring]

[screaming] Oh no, no, no, no!

[screams, groans]

[screams, grunts]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams] Look at him,

[screams] Oh, there it is!

[screams] [firing]

[screams] KORVO: What the fuck?

[screeches]

[screeches]

[screeches]

[screeches]

[screeches]

[screeches]

[screeches]

[screeches]

[screeches] [all scream]

[screeching]

[screeching]

[screeching]

[screeching] CHERIE: Spiders, bitch!

[seagulls squawking]

[seagulls squawking]

[shattering]

[ship whooshing]

[ship whooshing] KORVO: We're doing it!

[shivering]

[shotgun cocks] Go outside, Cherie.

[shrieks]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] What the hell?

[singing nasally] ♪ ...and you are the wind ♪

[siren blaring]

[siren wailing in distance]

[sirens blaring]

[sirens blaring] ‐ Oh no, Korvo!

[sirens blaring] [helicopter whirring]

[sirens wailing]

[sirens wailing]

[sizzling]

[sizzling]

[sizzling] ‐ Ugh, negative again.

[slams door]

[slams door]

[slurping]

[slurping]

[slurps]

[snarling]

[snarling] ‐ Holy shit!

[sniffles] I know he is. ‐ Mmm, yeah.

[snores]

[snoring]

[snorting]

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

[sobs quietly]

[sobs]

[sobs]

[sobs]

[sobs]

[softly] Don't move or make a sound.

[Solar Opposites cheering]

[Solar Opposites laughing]

[Solar Opposites scream] YUMYULACK: Ow.

[speeding up] DC, OC, OC, NYC, Bev Hills, Potomac, Miami, SLC

[spider screeching] Aah!

[spits]

[spits]

[splashing] [cheering]

[squawking]

[squawks] [all screaming]

[squeaking]

[squeaks] What the fuck?

[squealing]

[squealing]

[squealing]

[squeals]

[squeals]

[squeals] Fucking larva!

[squirts]

[Stallone grunts] That asshole ran off and left me to die!

[Stallone screaming]

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[stammers] This is ridiculous.

[standers grunting]

[steam hissing]

[straining]

[straining]

[sucking]

[telephone ringing]

[telephone ringing]

[Temper Monster growling]

[Temper Monster growling] Oh shit.

[Terry groans]

[Terry grunting] ‐ Stop hitting yourself, Terrance.

[thud]

[thud] Ah! [grunting]

[thud] ‐ We could do it.

[thudding footsteps]

[thudding footsteps] [both scream]

[thudding, rumbling]

[thudding]

[thudding] Aah!

[thuds]

[thunder rumbling]

[thunder rumbling]

[ticks]

[ticks]

[Tim grunts]

[tires screeching]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing] [all scream]

[tires squealing] [all scream]

[train horn blares]

[train horn blaring]

[train whistle blows]

[van door closes] [engine starts]

[vehicles approach]

[water dripping]

[whirring, rumbling]

[whirring]

[whirring]

[whispering] Get... out! Huh?

[whispers]: Butt stuff.

[whistle blows]

[whistle blows]

[whistling sigh]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whistling]

[whooping] Alright, surf's up!

[whooshing]

[whooshing]

[whooshing]

[whooshing]

[whooshing]

[whooshing]

[whooshing]

[whooshing]

[wind whooshing] Whoa, wind's shifting a bit.

[wings fluttering]

[woman whispers] [man chuckles]

[yawns]

[yelping]

[Yumyulack gasps] Oh no, it's, it's, it's a‐‐

[Yumyulack panting]

[Yumyulack screams] [paintball gun fires]

[Yumyulack, Jesse, and Terry gasp]

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♪ '80s synth music ♪

♪ "Well, how did I get here?" ♪

♪ Aboo daboo ♪

♪ Aboo deebo ♪

♪ adventurous music ♪

♪ adventurous music ♪

♪ After the money's gone ♪

♪ And look where my hand was ♪

♪ And the endlessness that you feel ♪

♪ And you may ask yourself ♪

♪ And you may find yourself ♪

♪ And you may find yourself ♪

♪ And you may find yourself ♪

♪ And you may find yourself in a beautiful house ♪

♪ angelic music ♪

♪ angelic music plays ♪

♪ Behind the wheel of a large automobile ♪

♪ club music playing ♪

♪ Daboo daboo ♪

♪ Daboo weebo ♪

♪ dance music playing ♪

♪ dramatic music ♪

♪ dramatic music ♪

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme ♪

♪ dramatic theme ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

♪ eerie music ♪

♪ electronica music ♪

♪ electronica music ♪

♪ electronica music continues ♪

♪ elevator music playing ♪

♪ energetic music ♪

♪ epic music ♪

♪ epic music playing ♪

♪ ethereal music ♪

♪ ethereal music ♪

♪ Fly away from here ♪

♪ foreboding music ♪

♪ foreboding music ♪

♪ foreboding music playing ♪

♪ foreboding music playing ♪

♪ foreboding music playing ♪

♪ foreboding music playing ♪

♪ foreboding music plays ♪

♪ foreboding music plays ♪

♪ From this dark, cold hotel room ♪

♪ funky music playing ♪ [cheering and laughing]

♪ Get it? ♪

♪ hard rock guitar riff plays ♪

♪ hard rock music playing ♪

♪ hard rock music playing ♪

♪ Holiday Road ♪

♪ Holiday Road ♪

♪ I found out long ago ♪

♪ I'm telling you ♪

♪ In another part of the world ♪

♪ In the arms of the angel ♪

♪ Into the blue again ♪

♪ Into the blue again after the money's gone ♪

♪ Is love ♪

♪ Is love, sweet love ♪

♪ It's a long way down the Holiday Road ♪

♪ It's the only thing ♪

♪ jazz music playing on TV ♪

♪ Let the water hold me down ♪

♪ Letting the days go by ♪

♪ Letting the days go by ♪

♪ light tune playing ♪

♪ Living in a shotgun shack ♪

♪ May you find ♪

♪ May you find ♪

♪ melancholy music ♪

♪ No, not just for some ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna ever... ♪

♪ Of the angel ♪

♪ Of the angel ♪

♪ ominous music ♪

♪ ominous sting ♪

♪ Once in a lifetime ♪

♪ Oooohhhh ♪

♪ pleasant music ♪

♪ rock music playing ♪

♪ rock music playing ♪

♪ rock music playing ♪

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

♪ Same as it ever was ♪

♪ serene music ♪

♪ serene music playing ♪

♪ serene music playing ♪

♪ somber music playing ♪

♪ Some comfort here ♪

♪ Some comfort here ♪

♪ suspenseful music ♪

♪ Sweet love ♪

♪ Taking Heads' Once in a Lifetime playing ♪

♪ tense music ♪

♪ That there's just too little of ♪

♪ theme music playing ♪

♪ Time isn't after us ♪

♪ Time isn't holding up ♪

♪ triumphant music ♪

♪ trumpet playing ♪

♪ Under my sail ♪

♪ upbeat music ♪

♪ upbeat music playing ♪

♪ upbeat music playing ♪ [all scream]

♪ Water flowing underground ♪

♪ Water flowing underground ♪

♪ What the world needs now ♪

♪ What the world needs now ♪

♪ With a beautiful wife ♪

♪ You are pulled from the wreckage ♪

♪ You're in the arms ♪

♪ You're in the arms ♪

♪ You're the best around ♪

♪ You're the best around ♪

♪ You're the best around ♪