Solar Opposites (2020) - Season 2 Edit

A baby needs real medical supplies

A bunch of cool kids are coming over for a sleepover this weekend,

A goddess like Sigourney Weaver!

A good peen would never survive in that heat anyway.

A homeless guy in a Hulu sweatshirt made us do it!

A mechanoid around Jupiter's moons.

A million for each second you took to run the mile today.

A rogue cricket who got in the Wall.

A rogue cricket who got in the Wall.

A‐a hundred an hour. Buy two, get six free. No holes barred.

A‐a‐alright, okay. Four bucks, clock's off,

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! [bell dings]

Aah...

About a month before it hit.

Access cheating devices.

According to Peter, the, uh, Okja‐type character,

Activate auto defenses!

Add a dip? You're looking at life.

Adult Video News, Grammy, Oscar, and Teen Choice.

After a moose kicked her in the heart.

After he hunted us in the Halloween store?

After only seven minutes of being planted.

After we die, the Pupa will eat us,

After we stormed the palace, Tim went crazy.

Agnes Peterbort, 75 years old.

Ah crap, the Pupa's blue.

Ah cripes,

Ah geez, he really splatted.

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah, fuck! [whimpers]

Ah, I'm gonna keep doing it.

Ah, that took way too long!

Ah, they all have great asses!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! What the hell? ‐ Quick, Terry,

Aha!

Ahh, why didn't I just do two trips?

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! ‐ Shit! Grab her, grab her!

Ahh! [thudding footsteps]

Ahh! Terry, this is all my fault.

Aisha, access the Pupa's informational color swatches.

Aisha, how much time do we have until death?

AISHA, I need a machine that puts wedding dresses on rats.

Aisha, pull up our fulfillment meters and prepare to be impressed.

AISHA: Korvo, make it quick, you know I'm watchin' my stories.

AISHA: Oooh! That's machine 25.

AISHA: Technically, yes, but non‐warranty time travel voids the warranty.

All 10,000 data spikes.

All because you couldn't stop drinking those stupid Tiki drinks.

All I did was change their name to the Walldermen. Clever.

All I have to do is bide my time until I go to the Sorting Hat.

All I wanted to do was get money to get a car to get to our car.

All in all, I'd say it was a pretty successful

All my dreams have come true, and I've never been happier.

All of it.

All of this,

All of those kids should be dead.

All right, shut up, follow me.

All that protein and medicine that you're used to?

All the responsibility I've been begging for!

All the stars are dim on this stupid planet!

All those warm, bitter baths.

ALL: [chanting] Camp! Camp! Camp!

Alright, Jake Slater, you have been kissed.

Alright, so w what next?

Alright, you filthy fucking aliens, if you guys win,

Also, "speak now or forever hold your peace" is for weddings.

Also, blood can't turn into shlorbats.

Also, I'm so sorry, but her ears are a mess!

Also, I've decided to call her "Jeff."

Also, what were you fucking me in earlier in that one scene?

Although his ways are mysterious.

Although I do love that strawberry.

Am I using "control" right?

An alien boy shrank you down and put you in a terrarium

And a locker full of lady's feet.

And all in one unbroken take?

And all my coworkers killed themselves.

And also, who keeps eating my lunch?

And being even more dedicated to the mission than ever before.

And breakdancing board to... to Costco, okay?

And came back a woman.

And Cards Against Humanity from miles away.

And cleaning up and not being such a lazy piece of shit.

And didn't stop to think about the lives

And doing it without cheating.

And each glove has over 500 ants.

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And escaped into, uh, the space,

And even then, we don't really mean it.

And everyone in the world will know it's your fault.

And feels good down here.

And find a good one that Pupa can terraform.

And from now on, so do we.

And get baptized at the same time.

And get the hell out of here.

And get them to leave their wives for some hot Black Mirror action.

And got tons of pussy.

And Guido The Stone Cold Psycho.

And have been waiting for one of the Pupa crews to terraform it

And he charges you airport prices right before he shivs you.

And he sure as hell doesn't know dick from two dicks!

And he's a psycho,

And I already poisoned you.

And I am going to go write a Rotten Tomatoes user review

And I believe in the Wall.

And I don't regret it!

And I expect you to honor that.

And I fucked your mom.

And I gotta say, they seem very specific.

And I guess the replicants did about cheating.

And I honestly hate everything about this podcast.

And I killed Cherie.

And I made fun of it until I tried some, and it's actually really good.

And I need all the BDE I can summon 'cause I'm not funny!

And I need to dig my death hole.

And I thought it would be fun to make someone's toys come alive.

And I used the same algorithm Amazon uses

And I used to yell "get fucked" and try to kill him.

And I was only there for the back nine.

And I will still shoot you.

And I'll never get to have a 500 Days of Summer quirky romance

And I'm afraid I'm going to get eaten by a dog.

And I've been carrying that weight alone for far too long.

And if I came home, you wouldn't shame me

And if you agree to send the money, then you've learned a lesson.

And if you break up, he'll become more dangerous than ever before.

And if you don't like doing it,

And if you don't, well, you're a dick that steals from cartoons.

And if you're not careful, it will consume you.

And it is formidable.

And it's one where Tim can't be in control.

And just in time for Cherie Day!

And keeps our culture preserved, you know.

And kill thousands of innocent people!

And killed poor Steve.

And leave me for dead.

And let me tell you, friend, that's a season wrap on Ethan!

And loading up on wands.

And look like a newsboy and another way and look like a bad boy.

And made money as fast as possible.

And make fun of us for using a melter that isn't from Brooklyn.

And maybe a couple of hours at night, tops.

And maybe hurt our chances of living past 65.

And melt them all into flesh pudding.

And musical guest Yumyulack!

And my gut says we gotta move fast.

And non insect foods.

And not the original AvP.

And not to distract you from anything,

And not two genius‐level killer crickets.

And now everyone is gonna die.

And now I know. Less bullets, got it.

And now it won't work!

And one time we covered the whole town in ice lava.

And other animals they don't eat, they train them to play basketball.

And our replicants Tivo and Damasculon.

And place their corpses in the shape of a winky face?

And realized it's cool to be inclusive.

And recommending podcasts to each other.

And Rocky's also the father of Devon Aoki.

And save the other half for when he tortures us.

And second, this is a highly scientific, carefully calibrated portal

And she has the biceps of a young Al Gore.

And so is the Red Goobler!

And some guy who's not me always wins the "Best Ribs" competition!

And some of Jon Hamm's pee.

And straight into the sun. [beeps]

And that sure as hell isn't changing tonight!

And the people look... happy.

And then a copy cricket.

And then blame it on a cricket.

And then maybe retire as a two‐figure voice actor.

And then there's the acne.

And then they're gonna kill us just like they did with Lance Armstrong.

And then we can dig the pits we die in.

And then we can hit the fl‐‐

And then when you're all swole and shit,

And these guys have never seen a Pupa before.

And these Poe Dameron jammies are starting to stink.

And they never found Julia's body.

And they'd say, "We don't understand it but go for it."

And three, it's basically the thing from the movie!

And to add some injury to insult,

And try brainwashing some people.

And used another sci‐fi device to double down on cheating?

And wait for the Pupa to evolve just like us.

And was an excellent, excellent leader.

And we believe that we should, in fact, be sentenced to death.

And we didn't have to get fulfilled before we died?

And we just need you on our roster.

And we would never sacrifice that for anything...

And when struck "shat out all the fixins."

And will now be hosting the Summer Olympics in 2028.

And with an earthier flavor?

And yes, there is a hole in the Wall.

And you can just shove it up your ass, Michael.

And you can totally record this conversation.

And you just have to embrace the chaos and not worry about it.

And you know the only food I like eating at those Mexican restaurants

And you learn to swim or some shit, and then we come pick you up.

And you need to clean up the popcorn you spilled

And your boy Yumyulack here.

And your dick in a pile of crack cocaine!

And your Fruit by Keith by the Foot tastes like Poop by Keith from the Butt!

And, hey, it's probably just a cricket.

And, Korvo, I'm so sorry.

And, say it with me now‐‐

ANNOUNCER ON TV: Don't forget to tune in this week

ANNOUNCER ON TV: It's Saturday Night Live !

ANNOUNCER: [on speakers] On your marks. Get set.

Another one of their meaningless holidays

Any moment now.

Anyway, besides Wallgreans, the only other option would be the Wall.

Apparently this mall has some sort of gap full of babies

Apparently, they live in the sewer for some reason.

Apparently, those cartoons aren't accurate!

Are around because of you.

Are those sliced radishes! Mm!

Are we doing this?

Are you eating Honey Nut Hulios with a fork?

Are you even listening to me?

Are you guys wearing ceremonial garb?

Are you my dad? Wee! Help!

Are you serious? It's so oily.

Are you still Tiki drunk?

Aren't you glad I've been saving acorn caps of our urine?

As a family.

As a Solar Opposites holiday special.

As he... fixes everything.

As Shlorpian as possible. TERRY: [over headset] Gotcha, buddy!

As well. ‐ No, we don't.

ASSISTANT: Oh my god!

Asthmatic and from a C list South American country? Boom.

At an annual Rib Fest‐style block party

At Bally's Total Fitness.

At first, I was going to kill myself. That way, I wouldn't murder anyone.

At least I always told you what the deal was.

At least you did, about stress,

At peace and stability.

At The Learning Annex or watch some YouTube videos,

Attention, citizens,

Aw, goddammit!

Aw, this is amazing. We should've just been tormenting Keith all along.

Aww, dang it, I broke my Babu Frik collectible shot glass!

Ayeesh, pull up the fulfillment meters.

Back to the factory on Shlorp that made the Diode in the first place.

Bad intel.

Baruch Atah Adonai

Basically fucking amazing.

BDE is legit.

Because I am a god.

Because I don't know anything about Christ‐mas,

Because I have the one and only thing,

Because I'm kinda lazy and fuckin' stupid.

Because they power our gender identity or whatever.

Because this is so great?

Because what good is the fame, the money, the sex,

Because, as you can see,

Before I was put in the Wall, I worked at Benihana.

Before it's even sent.

Before proving the exact opposite.

Before things get all pew‐pew‐pew.

Before we get to celebrating our fallen hero,

Before we get to celebrating our fallen hero,

Benihana's my favorite restaurant of all time.

Better hurry, Pupa's looking hungry.

Between cute background images.

Bienvenidos a la Pared.

Big Dick Energy.

Birddogging thotties on the playground.

Bleh, I'm shattering the glass ceiling.

Bono sends a pair of shoes to a sea turtle.

BOTH: Accelerate the constant thrust trajectory

BOTH: That guy.

Bounty hunters gotta bounty, you know.

BOY: Ahem! ‐ Uh, who are you?

Brass tones‐‐

Bring it to us, so we can have a new life.

Brooklyn! Brooklyn!

Brrrr! [sniffing]

Built myself a sweet little career in the customer service industry.

Bunch of Jar Jar dinks. Meesa gonna hide from Terrans!

Burger Lounge: Eat Clean, Fuck Dirty.

Bush was riding high after 9/11, and he lost it all on WrestleMania.

But another thing was: go with your gut.

But are any of us really happy?

But can you turn me back to young.

But desperate times call for desperate measures.

But don't worry, I‐I'm gonna write you a letter saying "be yourself"

But I didn't know he was killing people.

But I guess that lack of creativity is why I'm just a cop.

But I had to keep it cool.

But I have a life of my own.

But I have seen Weekend at Bernie's like a hundred times,

But I just didn't want to lose the option of a relaxing midday soak

But I know your hearts are in the right place.

But I need you alive and alert

But I only got three fucking retwats.

But I only have a minute left.

But I owe you the truth,

But I realized she was just like the Duke.

But I'd like it if you could stay.

But I'm very lonely.

But if they live, they'll have to suffer the guilt

But if we do care about it after we finish, then we'll be fulfilled

But if you kill him, it'll just make you a killer too.

But if you listen to our coaching and work as a team,

But it is.

But it keeps the Wall safe.

But it was honestly nice running into you.

But it's been over a year since Tim took over

But it's not so bad .

But Korvo deactivated all the awesome weapons in my suit.

But mostly with your integrity.

But no one is talking about how the Earth is an egg.

But none more than Cherie,

But not from the cartoons!

But now you've told me the whole plan, Mr. Total Fitness.

But number two... who fucking knows!

But once those run out, there won't be anything

But only we can show you how to harness your power for good.

But remember, don't be yourself in there.

But shitting on humans almost evens it out!

But still, the point of keeping the hole a secret was to protect people.

But that's a small price for an onion volcano.

But that's not your life anymore.

But the bottom of the pie tin had a naked picture

But then I figured out a way to make it cool.

But then it turned out it actually was a woman

But then Uber‐‐ ‐ Two billion if we go in silence.

But then you saved me.

But then you saved me.

But then, Tim, a brilliant, fearless warrior led a resistance

But they don't create a system of universal income

But they don't drink their own piss, I don't get it.

But this blows.

But turns out it was just an eraser,

But we also gained heroes.

But we have to go back to your father.

But we need to tell you how to take care of it.

But we would never kill each other, right?

But we're dying in 11 hours.

But what if cheated even more than ever before

But when I'm wearing this badge, you're talking to the law.

But where could we even go?

But yes, in this one instance, they are budget.

But you have nothing to be afraid of.

But you were way off.

But you won't be hearing it from me.

But you won't be hearing it from me.

But you, Halk, you can be part of the solution.

But you're not talking me into an expensive ticket.

But your new BDE is buggering it all up.

But, I mean, we don't wanna use that, do we?

But, uh, it turns out only some dogs go to Heaven.

By a super‐handsome murderous psychopath,

By lasering your ass!

By myself.

By which I mean committed several financial crimes.

Calling yourselves pieces of shit, this is what I've always wanted!

Camp! Camp! Camp!

Can't you read? ‐ Of course I can.

Castle Grayskull Fortress of Mystery and Power

Ch... Cherie?

Cheating will make you a gay potato.

Chefnap Paula Deen‐‐

Cherie Day. What the fuck?

Cherie, wake up!

Cherie!

Cherie! Cherie!

Cherie! Cherie!

Christian Bale stepped down after he lost all that penis weight for a movie.

Classic Vegas moment.

Cleaned the house, folded the laundry.

Cocaine for everyone!

Coleslaw poop and salt rub tears.

Come and go as I please.

Come here, ya big lug.

Come on out, boys!

Come on, kid, what have you always wanted to be?

Come on, let's find the rag taggers and get on with this.

Come on, no time to waste.

Come on, wake up. I need my stuff!

Come on, we'll go watch.

Come on, you trust me, right?

Come on, you wanna watch all the Fast and Furious movies with me,

Come out here, normal sized Korvo!

Come out with your hands up!

Come out, Jen.

Computer, activate AISHA.

Congo pinball machine, a lifetime supply of Silly Putty eggs?

Congrats on winning everything one could win

Cornflower blue means one of us just had a sex dream about the other one,

Could a cricket kill five random men,

Could use a little barbecue sauce though.

Could you at least try to be social? [gooblers chattering loudly]

Couldn't find work, duh, so he got a job at the Apple Store

Crazy, huh?

Crip walk dancing isn't gonna move the needle.

CROWD: Cherie! Cherie!

Dammit, Frankie, I'm on the clock.

Dammit. Why did I design this to only turn when you go backwards?

Damn it! How are we still so bad at this?

Damn it! Wait, the sacred number.

Damn, look at that ship. It's... nice.

Dare I say... I'm possum able.

David Nevins. Come on. Let's take the bumpers off.

De nada. Breakfast?

Dearest Young Terry, I pray this letter finds you well...

Depends on what you're wearing!

Dethroning Lizzo's cousin, Ribbo, as the Rib Fest champion.

Did I kill our family for no reason? I hate when...

Did it work? Did you learn a lesson?

Did someone accidentally have a penny in their pocket

Did you abandon your post and go to Disneyland?

Did you forget to take your keys out of your pocket again?

Did you not hear Jamie try to do his impression of a train?

Did you see what I posted today? "Garfield fucks!"

Did you sign up with Boost Mobile?

Did you two doink? ‐ Nothing. Forget it.

Didn't you get tons of diarrhea?

Die, you creepy little Korvos!

Dinner Party Police! Drop your cheese knives.

Dirty Randy's still going at it, aren't ya, bud?

Do not go into that dinner party.

Do they like Brendan Fraser or not?

Do this for me.

Do we have anything that teaches a lesson?

Do you feel 'em? They're coming. It's all over for you. Get ready.

Do you think they've been studying hydron levels

Do you wanna go eat tikka masala and see some castles?

Does that mean we shouldn't get married?

Does this mean we actually get that Xbox?

Doesn't mean we did it.

Doesn't seem like you're in that much distress.

Don't be a little bitch.

Don't forget, or she'll pee where you don't want her to.

Don't let go. Come on!

Don't make me come down on you.

Don't make me say it. Guys aren't supposed to bring it up.

Don't they know when you die you come back stronger

Don't worry about that, I'll explain later.

Don't worry, I can fix this.

Don't you dare mansplain the Predalien to me.

Don't you know how to play Russian Roulette?

Don't you touch my Pupa, you rich fucks!

Don't... Oh!

Dude, I hope you aren't getting sick,

Duke, what are you...

Duke!

Dunk your head in the holy water!

During our fake family meeting so Peter could escape.

EARTH ERASER: All matter will be atomized

EARTH ERASER: Try and die, bitch.

Eight, five, nine, four, two‐‐

Eight, seven, five.

Eight, seven, four‐‐

Either YouTube clips of Russian car accidents or Paddington 2.

Eleven hours, 43 minutes, and 23 seconds.

Emotional stories don't fit into a rigid structure,

Enjoy.

Enjoying the company of family.

Enough fermented piss to celebrate!

ENRIQUE: Woo‐hoo‐hoo! SONNY: Oh yeah! Ha ha ha!

ENRIQUE: Yuh‐huh, he was totally reaching for something!

Episode 21, never aired.

ETHAN: I can get out of anything. [grunts]

ETHAN: Ow!

Even the statues are cool.

Ever since I saw Wedding Crashers,

Every ounce of weight matters!

Everybody was always like, "You won't need the bag."

Everyone at an orgy expects to be eating Burger Lounge.

Everyone is so busy arguing about politics,

Everyone loves him. He's so powerful.

Everyone needs to write down all the things that will make you fulfilled.

Everyone, meet back here tonight with all the money we've earned!

Except algorithmically generated

Except making us feel embarrassed for you.

Except the animals. [growls]

Except we're lost. ‐ I knew it!

Expellilumus Leviosa...

Eyes Wide Shut sex party slash fundraiser for UNICEF.

Farewell, my friends. [Sonny grunting]

Feels good. Feels good in here

Fell in with a great group of guys.

Filled with Brazilian Bullet Ants.

Finally finished washing the little guy!

Finally make peace with his past.

Fine, I'm not okay! Is that what you want to hear?

Fine. But don't you dare touch my penis while I'm asleep.

First, we'll try mine, which will function as the control.

For all their crimes!

For celery sticks and gum.

For centuries, our council has been tasked

For Cherie!

For every four bars of signal you get,

For He Man and his Foes,

For not knowing the sacred non‐repeating number?

For our $50 million man!

For Saturday Night Live [audience cheering and applauding]

For some of the bad things I did in the Wall.

For who's framing us.

For your own good.

Free guns don't come free. You have to lick feet.

Fresh blueberries and cherry tomatoes.

From materials available in the woods.

From the 2007 movie Alien Versus Predator: Requiem.

From the Sandy Bullock tear‐jerker The Lake House.

From the seeds we have stored in the cryopods.

Fuck all of you! You're a bunch of hacky ALFs!

Fuck ass, look at that! We're hardly fulfilled at all!

Fuck Carmen Sandiego, always rubbing it in our face

Fuck that little asshole!

Fuck you losers!

Fuck you, bird.

Fuck you, guys, I'm getting fulfilled by myself!

Fuck you, Keith! You suck!

Fuck you, platypussies!

Fuck you, Tim. I'm not dying out here.

Fuck you, you little blue bitch!

Fuck you! Fuck you! And fuck you!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck, fuck...

Fuck! Eight, five, seven, nine, four, two‐‐

Fuck! My tiny leg is broken!

Fuck. That's so bright.

Fucking Hulumail sucks. Will you forward it to me?

Full of violence and starvation.

Geez, there's a lot of these. "Learn how to crip walk."

George, I am so sorry.

Get cancer, I love you, die in World War Z.

Get the fuck out here! ♪ ice cream truck music playing ♪

Get your shit together, Pupes!

Getting into USC as a long snapper was the last straw.

Getting past her will be impossible.

Getting sucked into our new lives,

Give a man a shiv, he shivs for a day.

Give me a Ninja Turtle pop from the second of the first movies

Give me back my shovel.

Go grab the Rad Awesome Terrific Ray!

Go to a gym, start lifting weights, maybe some CrossFit

Go, ninja! Go, ninja, go!

Go. Go now! Go!

God, I wish there was a way we could know for sure?

Goddammit, I hate this stupid Rib Fest.

Goddammit, none of these guys are rag taggy at all.

Goddammit!

Goddammit. Okay, Terry, buckle down.

Goddamn, you motherfuckers are back again?

Going‐out‐of‐business sale.

Good Cherie Day to you.

Good Cherie Day, everyone. [laughs]

Good episode. Bobby Cannavale guest starred as a pimp.

Good job, guys!

Good luck finding that cricket.

Good. No one has ever touched it

Good. You promised to never touch my penis when I'm asleep,

Goodbye, Maroon 5!

Goodbye, Pupa.

Goodbye, we're leaving. Good luck.

Goodbye.

Got his MFA in interpretive dance,

Gotcha, buddy!

Gotcha, buddy! Gotcha, buddy!

Gotcha, buddy! Gotcha, buddy!

Gotta get up in a tree.

Ha‐have you been getting a jump start on the day?

Ha, ha! ‐ I would love to.

Ha! I knew that stupid number the whole time!

Ha! Try getting all those feathers off of you!

Ha. No fucking way.

Had I known, we would have done this a lot sooner.

Halk Hogam, what are you doing here?

HALK: Don't let go.

HALK: The seven on that scrap of paper,

HALK: What's that?

HALK: You think a cricket did this?

Hands and mouth only. Best and final.

Have fun being free, Willys!

Haven't they figured out that cardio causes cancer?

He claims he's some kind of runner who goes outside the Wall

He couldn't avoid the cultural impact of the movies!

He didn't stab you in the back!

He didn't want to tell anyone there was a way out. He...

He gets medicine, food, using a system the Duke set up.

He got away, and I kinda just thought

He got his heart butt cancer from smoking.

He has butt cancer in his heart.

He keeps hidden in his bedroom wall.

He likes to stick his nub in sockets.

He lived in a fortune cookie.

He says you and the Walldermen protect him.

He spent a few nights in the woods, then he moved on with his life,

He stabbed me, and he pushed me out the hole.

He will eat anything that's blue.

He won't be trying to cut out your eyes and shit in your mouth.

He's a good guy. Give him a chance.

He's also making his own fruit leather,

He's going to be so happy.

He's just like the Duke.

He's kind of my nemesis.

He's like this really famous DJ!

He's not going to be able to focus if he's screaming.

He's not like the Duke. He's worse.

He's pretty busy.

He's trying to ruin Cherie Day!

Hear me out, and then you can decide what you want to do.

Hell yeah, this one's mine.

Hello, my name is Yumyulack. Yeah, I know it's a dope name.

Hello, sir, I'm‐‐ ‐ Don't touch me!

Hello? Is anyone here in distress?

Help an old lady across the street.

Help! ‐ Oh my god, Pete, you okay?

Her brain's the size of a peanut, how long could she hold a grudge?

Here they‐‐ they're coming, do you feel 'em?

Here, drink this. You gotta stay hydrated.

Here.

Here's a handsaw and some stuck porn

Here's one. This Shlorpian invented heated goo?

Here's the Pupa. Tha‐tha‐that's the whole Pupa, right there.

Here's your produce for the day.

Hey, after I'm done, do you want to spend all afternoon

Hey, alright! That means we're closer to completing the mission.

Hey, beautiful. You ready to fuck shit up?

Hey, come on! This is a miracle!

Hey, Granny! Stop!

Hey, I've been dreading this for a while,

Hey, Korvo, why don't you recite the holy number before we dig in?

Hey, oh, what are you going to do now that Korvo's dead, I mean gone?

Hey, that's my "b" guys.

Hey, that's not stupid, that's my idea!

Hey, would you tell him, you guys, that I'm a god?

Hey, you wanna play games on our phones and talk shit about people?

Hey, you wanna see the wall full of adults I've shrunk?

Hey! Maybe we're already fulfilled.

Hey! Over here, you piece of shit!

Hey! Ow!

Heya, Halk. Here are you "nutes."

Highlander means if one of us kills the other two,

Hmm? [ringtone plays]

Hola, me llamo Mia.

Hold on, hold on.

Holy guacamole, mama like.

Holy sh...

Holy shit, I guess we're in a

Honestly, it might be too late.

Honestly, there could be dozens of hundreds more.

Honey, look at me. Look at me.

Hopefully, none of those were Jen.

Hours, days, months?

How about we play Celebrities from the home world, huh?

How am I going to take care of a child out here?

How am I supposed to make gold now?

How are you alive and tan?

How come you can't just eat any animal.

How do they keep incrementally improving products year after year?

How long has this been beeping?

How many times do we have to go over this?

How was I supposed to know?

How's everyone doing?

Hunt down and kill Carmen Sandiego.

Hurry before I get dizzy.

Hurry, hurry! Check the meters. Are are are we fulfilled?

Hurry!

Hurry!

I added you to the RSVP. ‐ two and a half...

I ain't never gonna even think about stop dinner partying.

I already did all the work on the ship,

I also got 15 Pen15 pens that are also dildos.

I am dilatory all the time

I am not dying out here.

I am not letting you freaks bring down the school average.

I am the one who started the flooding of the Nerds.

I am... not dying out here.

I believe the Solar Opposites don't deserve to die.

I bet they just stuck you in the Bones joke room.

I bet when I die, I'll be so popular at school.

I bought some Solar Opposites masks from the Hulu Store's

I brought you something special.

I call first dibs, I wanna play the Moonlight LEGO game!

I call it our ine.

I can feel it in my whole body!

I can respect that.

I can't believe this is happening.

I can't believe you bought that, it's so dumb.

I can't do this without you!

I can't feel my soul!

I can't go down like this!

I can't imagine what's happened to the Wall with him in charge.

I can't take three months of this, Terry!

I can't vote at meetings, but I do get a hoodie.

I cleaned off the blood and sharpened it for you.

I command you to release me!

I confiscated off another kid.

I could already read, I'm a famous novelist.

I couldn't help but overhear you debating different ways to kill your children.

I decree that all cool kids will attend.

I did mine in, like, five minutes then Googled up kilt pictures

I didn't give a woman six and a half orgasms for nothing.

I didn't know him that well. He worked on the farming level.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't have a lot of time, so I have to learn how to skydive

I don't have time for your crazy neighbor antics.

I don't know all the stuff yet!

I don't know what we're going to find there,

I don't know why it's easier to drink and sleep on the couch than in bed.

I don't know, it felt like something people talk about, right?

I don't know, those are just trees.

I don't like it, and I don't know what we'll find there,

I don't need 'em. ‐ What's with the untucked shirt?

I don't need you or your stupid council!

I don't understand why people like daylight so much.

I don't understand. Everything looks so clean,

I don't wanna point fingers at the weak link here,

I don't want any humans touching my shit while I'm dead.

I don't want to talk about it.

I feel like ants are crawling on my skin.

I feel pretty dang satisfied!

I finally did it!

I finally figured out how to do it. Turns out it's a circle!

I find you guilty on all counts.

I flew too close to the big dick sun

I forgot how much my blood loves the taste of human blood.

I forgot we were calling the possum Jeff.

I gotta do this right.

I gotta help them with this investigation.

I gotta remember that when I'm at the couch store.

I guess I gotta find a job.

I guess I'll just enjoy this perfectly deboned European Sea Bass

I guess not.

I guess that's just life in the big city,

I had no choice!