The Magicians - Season 2 Edit

A being older than the world itself.

A being with an enormous amount of power.

A command performance.

A deal is a deal.

A Fillorian sits upon the throne.

A gift? Um...

A human, which can sometimes take days, even weeks.

A little...extreme, yeah,

A molar that never came in.

A power that acts, not for gain, but solely because it can

A power without logic.

A question I've asked myself very often at 3:00 a.m.

A royal child of Whitespire.

A royal child of Whitespire.

A royal wedding is the perfect time for a monarch

A slightly less incendiary term?

A special Fillorian mint.

A way that I can maybe help Julia.

A wife and a husband.

A wife, and a husband.

Abigail and I have been using the castle guards

Abigail? If you can hear me, squeak.

About Shades.

About the kidnapping.

About what I did.

Actual good in the world,

Actually, is it possible to check on a few names?

Actually, yes.

Admit I'm fucking cursed?

After all the hours I spent down in the dungeon,

Ah, good old Tick.

Ah, here we are.

Ah, it's rather confusing.

Ah, King Idri is our honored guest.

Ah, vodka Gibson, four onions.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! I was so stupid.

Ah.

Aha time loop. Thought so.

Ahem. Okay.

Alice, I hope you meant it.

Alice, what happened to your hand?

Alice.

Alice...

Alice...

All in one piece, thanks to that sword spell of yours.

All my life, I've put my family first.

All of them.

All of you are dead or imprisoned.

All opponents dead.

All right, all of you,

All right, come on.

All right, well, you know,

All right.

All right.

All the news outlets bought it.

All the time.

All these articles are

Almost certainly.

Alone.

Also, every chicken in Fillory has laryngitis.

Always the one to tell the impossible

Always the one to tell the impossible

Always?

Am I?

An Ancient One.

And a 50/50 Wellspring split.

And a bad idea to get a nuclear bomb?

And about 50 straight minutes of casting,

And before you introduced me to this Earth delicacy

And does anyone know where Fen is?

And end of the day, it's my mess to clean up.

And foul language.

And friends to help me break them.

And funny, and she probably made friends

And get your feet off my throne.

And her name was Meadow.

And I am going to find you.

And I am here for you.

And I know it sounds ridiculous, but it is true.

And I must admit I'm envious of the many rich discoveries

And I really don't want to run into Julia.

And I really just need your support right now, babe.

And I think I would've never done it if I were me.

And I was too proud to to let it go.

And I'm glad we got to say good bye.

And I'm not running a jail.

And I'm not the one up a tree.

And I'm pretty buff from all the living

And I'm sorry for trying to drag you into the ditch on this.

And if it doesn't,

And if it wasn't for his bravery,

And if my light or yours go out,

And in return?

And in return?

And it's going to save Fillory.

And it's only been used once before because

And just wait until we're husband and husband,

And knows not one thing about magic.

And left you, what, $20 million?

And look for the answers that can save you.

And never keep information from me again, okay?

And no one knows where she is.

And now he's cold and hungry.

And now it's all I ask.

And now the Fu Fighters are gonna red my wedding!

And now...

And of course, our preparation is affected

And once you've mastered it,

And run his random Earth errands.

And see that she gets her coconut oil.

And self pity

And Shades.

And she was taken because you tried to

And she's still alive?

And so are you.

And sometimes his competition can get a little rough,

And starts kicking the door?

And stuffed him in a closet?

And sword spells take weeks to master.

And that makes me dangerous.

And that...

And the bad ones don't hesitate.

And the last time you tried to help,

And the mysterious disappearance of all blondes

And the powers that be

And the protocols of dueling not good.

And the Wellspring's gone black.

And the world was made to worship and follow you anywhere.

And then Council meeting.

And then get out.

And then she leaves!

And there are so many rats in the castle already.

And they won't tell me a damn thing.

And this is what I want to do with it.

And this one has been checked out for over ten years.

And try not to touch anything in there.

And we'll get it for you.

And what about your friends? What if they need you?

And what some would call pillow talk, we call...

And where are the fire dancers?

And would like to formally welcome you to The Order.

And yet the people don't like me any more than they did.

And yet, there's so much we can do.

And you are a total DILF.

And you are?

And you can show me how you like to be touched.

And you can't be the one to dump that potion

And you reshaped it.

And you tell him, plainly.

And you went with a bowling alley?

And you, good sir, may shave any nymph in the kingdom.

And you're afraid to bowl.

And you're not.

And, uh...

Another favorite show of mine...

Another one, "disconnected Shade, 'E.'"

Another you you're alive.

Answer a question, maybe I'll forget to

Any questions, direct them to

Any royal request, Your Majesty.

Any word on the Poison Room?

Anymore than he would.

Anything else?

Anyway, I married Fen because I had to.

Apparently all monarchs are entitled to one of each:

Apparently all monarchs on this glorious, magical planet

Apparently, I track down overdue books,

Apparently, they used to come and go like clockwork

Are done bonding, do you think you could ask her

Are entitled to one of each.

Are into whatever helps us settle in

Are out of "comish" for the foreseeable future.

Are safe and well protected for their eternity.

Are they?

Are you all right?

Are you defending her?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you giving me the button or not?

Are you kidding me?

Are you looking for the kind of new one,

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you saying I used some kind of magic spell

As a novice of The Order, there are many secrets

As for Loria

As I collect many things, little mammal.

As implacable as they are ancient.

As long as they hold, we're safe.

As nothing less than meteoric.

As well a mess of problems for the people who'd find

At least that's what I thought. What I've really been doing

At least you don't have to worry about getting old.

At the fall of milk teeth."

Aw, it's a shame, isn't it, El?

Back to reception.

Bambi, what are you casting?

Bambi! This is an emergency.

Based on your life and personal expectations

Beautiful magic.

Because Eliot's fun.

Because he knew they were, uh, too...

Because I get magic back.

Because I'm her Shade.

Because if you keep drinking,

Because there's truth serum in this wine.

Because you are the one I trust.

Because you know her too.

Because, Ms. Wicker,

Becca, get the doctor. Get the doctor now!

Becca!

Been trying to get in there myself, 'cause, you know,

Before going into battle.

Before he'd show me the secret to that recipe.

Before I flay whoever neglected to inform me sooner,

Before I fucking kill someone.

Believe me, I know.

Believe me, I want to get in there.

Between monarchs.

Between monarchs.

Beyoncé does, which is why she's a boss.

Blackout. The wards are down.

Boarding school on Earth. I played Javert.

Break in and steal their teeth?

Bring gifts there."

Bring unto me the lifeblood knowledge

Bring unto me the lifeblood knowledge

Built to look like Hawaii.

But at least this way, we don't have to get up for beers.

But clever.

But half of Fillory eats boiled mutton.

But he's fine, right?

But he's got to be somewhere.

But hey, get this

But I I know that it was real.

But I can tell you how I want to touch you.

But I can't anymore,

But I didn't know her at all.

But I didn't.

But I didn't.

But I don't.

But I have been improvising.

But I need you to move past that.

But I need you to promise me that if magic is returned,

But I was the only one who got pregnant.

But I'd have to do the research on my own time.

But I'll make due

But I'm afraid I'm not allowed to discuss the business

But I'm here now.

But if we hold it longer than two minutes,

But in this world, I love you.

But interoffice courtship is expressly prohibited.

But it got passed, right?

But it is a chance to save Fen,

But it means so much to me that you want to.

But just not for nothing, reception isn't keen

But meanwhile,

But she's got her reasons, okay? Just trust me.

But she's not gone.

But souls do stay a while,

But still, why ask me?

But then I suggested they let me in.

But there are no books on how to do...

But there's a catch.

But this magic, I've never seen it before.

But until then,

But until then, I'll need to stick you somewhere.

But we are talking about a not so benevolent god...

But we need the Wellspring to work.

But we urge you not to do it.

But we will commit a felony almost as stupid.

But what if you went public?

But wherever she is,

But you do realize there's nothing we can actually do.

But you're not my type.

But your your Shade, everything.

But...

But...

Buttons, too, please.

By the continued unsteadiness of the Wellspring.

Call in Senator Cowden.

Call it what it is.

Can create a paradox.

Can I ask you a woman question?

Can we please not talk about it?

Can you do something to ward his mind from the voice?

Can't you get Margo to help?

Can't you?

Care to join?

Certainly not. You don't sneak.

Citizens, your warrior king returns.

Close.

Come on, has any bill you ever sponsored failed?

Come on, or we'll lose her, too.

Come on, this aint a pop quiz, let's go, you don't want to be out there, let's go, come on!

Come out.

Come. Come closer.

Coming for our baby.

Confusing why?

Congrats, future hubby. Your half is now shit free.

Congratulations, you're dead.

Congratulations!

Congratulations. You failed.

Cool.

Correct as well as ant hills turning into volcanoes,

Damn it!

Dana's baby his son.

Definitely not my rice bowl.

Did it work? Is it gone?

Did you do this for me?

Did you ever manage to talk to Fen?

Did you get Reynard yet?

Did you know that he and Bob Ross

Did you put a sleeping spell on me?

Didn't the Norse Gods kill each other, like, all the time?

Didn't you hear what Friar Joseph said?

Diplomatic leverage.

Directly.

Do I know about the fairies?

Do it, or we all die right here, right now, Q.

Do not mix these up.

Do you like skiing?

Do you really want every Hedge Witch with a grudge

Do you recall the time loop I told you about?

Do you remember the gift

Does that even make sense?

Does this thing run out of numbers?

Doesn't help us.

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't seem to take with me.

Doing everything on your own.

Doing so good.

Don't be fooled by the high gloss.

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't hurt these people.

Don't prolong it.

Doomed to sexual frustration.

Dude believes every word he says.

Dude has more magic coming off him

Dude, I thought you were off being, like,

Dude, lets you see into other worlds.

Dude, their shit was seriously jacked up.

Easy.

Eh.

Either way, it's totally curable.

El, can we take a second?

Eliot lives and there's no war

Eliot needs a friend, asshole.

Eliot, are are you okay? Are you hurt?

Eliot, Heloise just turned into a rat!

Eliot, I did this for you.

Eliot, I have to go back to Earth.

Eliot?

Eliot? Oh, thank God.

Eliot...

Eliot...

Eliot's the king of all this?

Ember gave her the ability to fuck with time

Enjoy your wait.

Enough.

Especially after a prolonged separation

Especially since magic is not completely dependable.

Espionage?

Essentially in another universe.

Eternal glory awaits you, O Joshua of Yonkers.

Eternal glory.

Even she knows that.

Even this dungeon's nicer than any place I lived as a kid

Even with that... thing inside of him,

Even without knowing it to create you.

Evenings I'd agree.

Every fall and spring, but a while back,

Every time I run into her,

Everyone get to the lab. Now!

Everyone gets what they want.

Everyone has a book.

Everyone uses whatever they've got, John,

Everyone, give us a minute.

Ew.

Except there's no one else there.

Except where posted.

Excuse me.

Expecting the Tooth Fairy and

Face that.

Fairies?

Fen is in her human form,

Fen, Eliot's going to lose,

Fen, I actually feel marginally less fucked now.

Fen!

Fen? Fen!

Fen...

Fillory is your home.

Find every rat.

Finding me that five mil can't be too hard.

Fine, he bitched out. It's over.

Fine, kick me out.

Fine, let's go.

Fine.

Fine.

Fix the Wellspring, now.

Fogg isn't that helpful.

For all of us.

For identification, please.

For one on one combat.

For someone truly worthy.

For the book now, please?

For the little boy?

For the official records, may I suggest

For which you compensate heavily with boisterousness

Forget it. Doesn't matter.

Forget the dish.

Free will, I exercise that shit.

Free yourself, then find me.

From some kind of goddess

Fuck yeah.

Fuck you.

Fuck, I could've

Fuck.

Fucked up is that there is knowledge out there

Fucking millennials.

Full of creepy kids.

Fuzzbeat?

Get clever with our deal

Get it out of your system.

Get me out of here.

Get the answers that you need,

Get the fuck out of my office now!

Gets me there, no shame.

Go away, Todd.

God damn it!

God damn it.

God level good luck.

God,

God, he's so weak.

Good bye, Margo.

Good luck with all your shit.

Good luck with the meeting, Senator.

Good luck, I'll check back.

Good plan.

Good to see you too, Bambi.

Good.

Got it.

Got to keep looking.

Got ya.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Great, depending on what your definition of help is.

Great, good to know.

Great, um, I super love riddles.

Great.

Groomzilla is suddenly my full time job.

Gross.

Guards.

Guess that includes his own son.

Guess there's some things you can't control, after all.

Guys, stop the bit. I'll go.

Guys? The fuck?

H how can I find you?

Had a dark artistic rivalry, and

Hades created the Underworld,

Half of those don't even look like pandas.

Have been for a while.

Have you considered that it might not be strictly possible

Have you ever failed at anything ever?

Haven't you ever noticed?

Having seen how you fight without magic, yes.

He just fainted.

He knew how to survive.

He made up some bullshit excuse

He ran away.

He said the same about you.

He went back to work.

He will no longer bargain with you.

He will only honor the present deal

He won't be able to get in here,

He would be more comfortable.

He'll find it on the sidewalk any minute.

He's a trickster.

He's already seeing the statues.

He's bleeding.

He's catatonic.

He's declared them "adequate."

He's great. He moved on.

He's just so mean when he needs things.

He's led a seriously weird life.

He's marking his territory.

He's nowhere near as interesting as you.

He's okay

He's on rails to the White House.

He's probably been passing messages to the Fu Fighters

He's the perfect demigod spokesmodel of absolute evil.

Hello.

Help with what?

Her Shade?

Here you go.

Here's all you have to do.

Here's your overdue book.

Hey, can we ask you a question?

Hey, do you know where they were taking that guy just now?

Hey, does one of you have an alumni key?

Hey, does she have a book of her?

Hey, don't go through my bag.

Hey, I refuse to be shamed.

Hey, is this place real?

Hey, let go! Wait, ow!

Hey, uh, can you help me find some information?

Hey, what's up with the Senator?

Hey. I'll take that.

Hi, Fen.

Hi.

Hi.

Highest?

Highness? A word?

His name was Howard.

Historically,

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. You seek to die.

Hmm...

Hold up.

Holy shit, are we at war?

Holy shit, Julia?

Holy shit.

Honestly, I don't think that she knew anything about Shades.

Hope you had some fun to make your confinement worthwhile.

Hopefully long enough till we think of something.

How about "Drunk Guys Eating Kids' Vitamins"?

How are how are you doing?

How can I help?

How can you not?

How can you possibly know what they actually think of you?

How did you

How did you get his voice to stop?

How else could it be but her?

How is that?

How long before the dragon eats you and Quentin?

How long can the emergency generator in here keep the lab working?

How much of that potion can you make?

How much power?

How popular would I be?

How to commune with lost souls,

How to kill a trickster god.

How we fight a war without an army.

How were you ever a drug dealer?

How?

How'd you do it? You know, turn me back?

How'd you get him past the wards?

How's Josh doing in the royal kitchens?

How's the battle prep?

Hun, you're gonna have to bowl.

Hurt them? No. Never.

I I don't know. A buttload?

I I got a strike.

I I must've stood up too fast.

I I need to make a

I I read ahead.

I actually find you very attractive.

I actually thought I'd won Bayler over.

I adapted one of his polling spells.

I admire your commitment to education.

I always thought I had some kind of...

I am

I am a Knowledge student.

I am a Queen of the Great Worms.

I am not human, Cindy.

I am so sorry.

I am telling you the truth.

I apologize.

I assure you it is much more luxurious than it sounds.

I assure you, all the Shades

I believe that everyone is born with a flame of goodness,

I believe you believe you.

I can see pure magic

I can see that.

I can see you're upset.

I can stop this.

I can teach you how to use it at will.

I can work on that.

I can't believe you actually won.

I can't control my...

I can't find my way home.

I can't ignore it.

I can't lie.

I can't risk having to clean up your next mess.

I can't stay here.

I can't touch you,

I can't.

I can't...

I can't... stop!

I cannot believe how fucking boring this is.

I certainly hope it would be weird.

I controlled their minds.

I could've killed you.

I didn't know that you liked any of the Quentins.

I do know or I suppose I knew

I do not have powers. That is impossible.

I do what?

I don't even know how I got here.

I don't even think it'll register.

I don't know that I want to do that.

I don't know what she knew.

I don't know what that other Quentin felt,

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to say to make you feel better.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know where he is, if he's even still here.

I don't know you.

I don't know, my ancient Greek is a little rusty.

I don't know, they didn't seem too keen

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't really want to feel better anyway.

I don't understand.

I don't understand. You have a new weapon

I don't want it.

I don't want to know a world without Alice.

I doubt it, that's very difficult to do.

I enjoyed it.

I feel bad; I forgot your name.

I feel light,

I feel like I'm interrupting a conversation.

I figured you might know why they hate me so much,

I found them! Stop!

I froze them so they wouldn't hurt themselves...

I gather a three person marriage isn't normal on Earth?

I get it. My love for my late wife

I get that you're hurting.

I guarantee you won't believe it.

I guess he has, like, a crazy book deal.

I guess we need to find a bellhop.

I had a vision, okay?

I had to get Thomas Keller so wrecked

I have a feeling she's a total freak in the sack.

I have all the answers you could ever want.

I have no idea.

I have something that might help.

I have to be honest. I hope I'm in a mental ward.

I have to do right now.

I have to get back to Julia.

I have your next job.

I haven't.

I heard everything.

I help the same little creatures you want to help.

I hereby decree...

I hit one of his rallies, did a psychic scan.

I hope my arrival isn't causing undue stress.

I hope we can figure something out,

I hope you just go and do beautiful magic.

I hope you just go and do...

I hope you meant it.

I just I feel like this is something that I

I just can't do this anymore.

I just don't get it.

I just don't think it's "Fillory" enough.

I just keep seeing her face.

I just need her name, okay?

I just saw her. This way.

I just think it's terrible,

I just want to do what Joseph does.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

I just watched a man kill himself!

I keep coming across soldiers who'd sing

I kind of have a thing about splitting up in houses

I kind of threw her in the dungeon.

I knew something was missing, I just didn't know...

I know I haven't always given you reason to trust me.

I know it has.

I know it's a lot, but it's worth it.

I know that you always find a way to do the right thing,

I know you have questions.

I know you have questions.

I know you told security to keep me out,

I know you. This is a project

I know you're in there

I know, right?

I know. I...

I let her go.

I like my fights fair.

I like that.

I love you.

I made a deal to save Eliot's life.

I made a deal with the fairies and I know where Fen is.

I mean, I can't be the one

I mean, I could write a spell.

I mean, I did head off a famine

I mean, something.

I mean, sure, you could slap together spell,

I mean, we don't have to race off to Fillory

I mean, when Fogg talked about 'em the other day,

I mean, why not?

I mean, you ever even touched a sword before today?

I mean, you're really doubling up

I missed you so much.

I must warn you, few return.

I need a code to get in.

I need a free moment

I need some air.

I need to deal with the rats.

I need to find my Shade.

I need you to tell me everything you know

I need your help.

I need your help.

I present King Idri of Loria.

I really hate to bring this up,

I really, really missed you.

I require a gift.

I said have it ready.

I saw Reynard in the back of a press photo.

I saw you. You want to fuck her.

I searched everywhere for it.

I see what you're getting at.

I should feel terrible

I should've executed him.

I should've looked you up on the spot.

I shouldn't be here, but...

I sit patiently, waiting for you to come back.

I still have one...

I still have Reynard to deal with.

I suspect Harriet's curse was an attempt to steal its contents.

I take it back.

I talked to your Shade.

I think I can,

I think I figured out what an Ancient One is.

I think I figured out what an Ancient One is.

I think I just got kicked out.

I think I might have a karmic circle we could visit.

I think my pregnant wife

I think that you have been working too hard

I think this is gonna be a lot of fun.

I think you just invented democracy,

I think you just overwhelmed him a little.

I think you were.

I think you're overestimating yourself, here.

I thought I had rehabbed his soul.

I thought I'd never see you again.

I thought that you were gone.

I thought you could help me out with a little locator spell?

I understand.

I wanna know who I'm sealing the deal with.

I want everyone to like me.

I want in.

I want to talk to you about the terms of our deal.

I was all right at the matinees.

I was at Brakebills.

I was kind of hoping you'd get to fucking.

I was testing the potion for you.

I was wondering what would happen

I was.

I wasn't the only one he ****d that night,

I will look for some thing

I will not die here!

I will seriously cut a bitch.

I wish we were at war.

I wish your magic hadn't gone out.

I won't die here tonight.

I would age like a fine wine.

I would go, but

I wouldn't have guessed baby teeth.

I'd give you an update, but I hate seeing boys cry.

I'd give you an update, but I hate seeing boys cry.

I'd have done a lot more drugs.

I'd leave money.

I'd really appreciate that.

I'll find it.

I'll fix this.

I'll keep an eye on the senator.

I'll make a potion. Poof!

I'll never learn a spell in time.

I'll never remember all the lyrics.

I'll really try not to die again.

I'll sneak in and find the part of me

I'll sneak in and find the part of me

I'll tell you everything I know.

I'll win eventually.

I'm 173.

I'm a manipulative cunt.

I'm afraid this has to end!

I'm afraid we don't have any books available

I'm assuming they're not talking about actual gifts.

I'm Bayler, a proud soldier of Fillorians United.

I'm broken.

I'm confused.

I'm curious about a few things.

I'm doing it from memory.

I'm done.

I'm down 5%.

I'm embezzling funds from the royal treasury.

I'm finding it.

I'm fine.

I'm flagged as culpable in his death.

I'm flattered, but rules are rule.

I'm from another timeline.

I'm gonna hate this.

I'm having a lot of trouble with this.

I'm here if you need anything else.

I'm just getting a number here. Ha ha, very funny.

I'm just glad you're safe. We both are.

I'm just saying, the Fu Fighters

I'm looking for how someone might...

I'm lost.

I'm not adding another amendment.

I'm not boxing you.

I'm not doing that to Alice.

I'm not getting laid tonight, am I?

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not going mad.

I'm not gonna go on some killing spree

I'm not gonna go on some killing spree

I'm not letting you loose.

I'm not playing, I really have questions.

I'm not sure that's what Q would want.

I'm not talking about you

I'm not talking to you.

I'm not the one you should worry about.

I'm Reynard.

I'm right, aren't I?

I'm scared...

I'm sorry I have to kill you.

I'm sorry, his what?

I'm sorry, I had a whole thing

I'm sorry, Your Highness.

I'm sorry. We have to go fast.

I'm still looking.

I'm trying to find my son.

I'm trying.

I'm...

I'm...

I'm... not feeling good.

I've been controlling her from the day we met, right?

I've been in your crappy Nolan movie for, like, 20 minutes.

I've been kicked out of there, trying to find my little boy.

I've been looking for a way out, and then...

I've been self medicating, so

I've been trying to understand you.

I've died before.

I've had losses.

I've truthied you. Anyone else?

Idri is almost here.

Idri prefers a private ceremony.

Idri's turned into a rat, so it isn't the Lorians.

If anyone has anything to say..

If he hasn't already.

If I am what you say,

If I connected the sequence with Atsuko's Spectral Refraction.

If I did this,

If I lose, forget me.

If I was doing the right thing.

If it's so important,

If not to right wrongs?

If only we had someone they'd never seen

If someone had told me a year ago

If that changes your mind about the whole killing me thing.

If the room is that important

If we don't fix the Wellspring soon, Your Majesty

If you do kill me, I guess you'll spare me decades

If you don't rid yourself of her.

If you miss my wedding, I will kill you.

If you were to prevail, you would easily be

If you wish to return home,

If you're here, ya bowl.

If you're really worried about what the people think of you,

If you're still after Reynard,

If you're waiting for my permission, don't.

In "The Sopranos," Willow.

In a suit, like an advisor or something.

In a thousand dimensions all at once.

In any case, I would imagine time is of the essence, no?

In each loop, Jane alters something

In fact, I don't think that you should.

In fact, your yes will be the first vote cast.

In Fillory, The Beast killed Umber.

In sex tion?

In the center of your being, there's a tiny beating heart.

In the Fairy Realm.

In the future, just super briefly?

In the history of Fillory.

In the province of Crickety Cove.

In the unlikely event you're missing your Shade,

Incepti sex.

Incredibly dangerous.

Insert weak double entendre I'd have to explain.

Inter cepti course?

Into his bed.

Into whatever disgusting stew they're cooking for dinner.

Is anything about our relationship real?

Is beautiful, but...

Is gonna try and kill you again?

Is it true that they um, well that we

Is it, Margo?

Is it?

Is that something that you'd actually want to help with?

Is that that senator dude?

Is that the new Pilates place?

Is that you are a searcher

Is that you?

Is that you...

Is there a pattern to any of this?

Is there any rule about not using magic?

Is there any way we can take her with us too?

Is there anything I can help with?

Is this a publicity stunt for a TV show?

Is this about Cowden?

Is this about your "incident"?

Is this all you guys do?

Is this your final destination?

Is to protect our growing family.

Is trying to make excuses for you.

Isn't it great? No one has to die.

It built confidence, yes,

It can't be that no one in all of history ever

It could destroy worlds.

It could destroy worlds.

It doesn't end with your degree.

It doesn't have to be weird

It doesn't say.

It forces you to perform an action against your will.

It fucks both Fillory and Loria, right?

It happened.

It is a shame I have to kill you.

It is all about her.

It is locked down tighter than a nun's pussy.

It is you.

It isn't just any door.

It was a fairy, okay?

It was a motherfucking vision, El.

It was a motherfucking vision, El.

It was an accident.

It was made for a king, as was the accompanying spell.

It was me.

It was me.

It was the first I heard about 'em.

It will transport you to the fairy realm.

It works, trust me.

It would be so much better with fire dancers, I know.

It'll be raised as a fairy.

It'll know great knowledge, and even greater power.

It's it's above my pay grade.

It's it's good to see you, Richard.

It's it's hard to figure out what's not a flat out lie.

It's a beautiful area called Elysium.

It's a little trick my dad's friends taught me.

It's a patch. It blocks psychic interference

It's a really obvious miracle, but that's okay.

It's Alice.

It's all going to be okay, Quentin.

It's all going to taste like shit.

It's all over the news.

It's all the variables in any given match.

It's almost infinite.

It's always a strike.

It's always better to know, Q.

It's an encoded spell.

It's an exceedingly difficult way to do magic

It's bad for the world.

It's beautiful, but I'm not sure it actually helps.

It's called a shade. It's what makes you feel.

It's called The Clean Room.

It's for your own good, kid.

It's gone.

It's grainy, but I'd recognize you anywhere.

It's how we could talk to her.

It's impossible you don't.

It's in her book.

It's in your pocket.

It's just...

It's like a Shade orphanage.

It's locked.

It's me.

It's morning sickness.

It's not like anybody likes me anyway.

It's not like you to hide behind wards, Julia.

It's not surprising, you're my son,

It's not your break.

It's not your fault.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's only accessible to the dead.

It's over when one ruler is dead.

It's practically the entire cast.

It's rad.

It's Reynard. He's back.

It's Smedley, sire.

It's something all Librarians would do.

It's ten years overdue.

It's that simple.

It's the first leg of your journey.

It's the least I gave up to learn this.

It's the mark of the stupid and the arrogant

It's too close to religion.

It's up to him.

It's where we store books too dangerous for the public.

It's who I couldn't make the math work.

It's your turn to be button boy

It's, like, a website.

Jane used it to create a time loop.

Jesus Christ, you are so lame.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, a little warning next time.

John, I'm here.

John, I'm sorry but

John, this bill should've been passed a long time ago.

Josh wine, canapés.

Josh, where's that dishwasher?

Josh?

Jules, I talked to your shade.

Jules...

Jules...

Julia and Kady, they said you did terrible things.

Julia, I found her she's...

Julia?

Julia.

Just a couple of questions.

Just be honest.

Just completely AWOL.

Just floating this:

Just give 'em a couple of days, they'll come to their senses.

Just give us a sec.

Just in case I don't I don't hear the first number.

Just like I can see that your shade is gone,

Just like you have, many, many times.

Just little tiny ones, though.

Just one more thing.

Just open the door.

Just says "E."

Just tell me.

Just tell we're from The Order.

Kady locked me up for a good reason

Kady, wake up.

Kady, we've allowed you here to assist in Penny's transition.

Kady. Kady!

Kady...

Keep this up, and you won't have to.

Kept me from selecting a husband too.

Kid, the first rule of being dead,

Kidnapping a senator.

Kind of roofied the dishwasher.

Kind of. Um, and

King Eliot...

King Idri is our honored guest.

King Idri...

King needs more wine.

Kings do whatever.

Last door.

Left to Brakebills by the man who invented it.

Let him have this one.

Let Julia go?

Let me check upstairs.

Let me do it again.

Let me get you some water.

Let me know if you find anything gross in her book.

Let me know if you find anything gross in her book.

Let me know you're okay.

Let the people pick their own, you do nada.

Let's get to it.

Let's go home.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's introduce them to, like, actual food.

Let's just say it's too bad I have a wife.

Let's say... god like?

Let's start with, "What do you want people to feel

Let's talk about your wedding.

Like a million pound weight's off my chest.

Listen, I'm sorry for getting so hysterical back there.

Listen, obviously you guys believe this,

Listen...

Live in the attic above the Library?

Long enough for us to figure out what to do next.

Look at me.

Look out!

Look, he's not even my type, obviously; it's it's weird.

Look, I don't know how else to say it.

Look, I found a passage here.

Look, I thought this was just a waystation.

Look, I'm glad I know.

Look, I'm gonna go talk to my royal chef.

Look, if a way exists,

Look, King Idri has fought 14 duels.

Look, Q, you don't have to come with me.

Look, that note was meant for the dishwasher.

Look, the day The Wellspring failed,

Look, what you have, it is bigger than

Looks good.

Luckily, we're using the original equipment,

Made an agreement.

Magic is real.

Magic.

Magic's back.

Majesty, you must return to Whitespire.

Make sure she gets the best room.

Margo made a deal with the fairies and they're

Matter from different realities

May I help you steal from me?

Maybe get four or five good moves.

Maybe I better not show you this then.

Message received.

Might be having weird pregnant wife feelings.

Might have made it a little too strong.

Might improve your polling.

Milk teeth?

Mind and body, to the discovery of magic.

Mm hmm. Tick, if I did this,

Mm mm.

Mm mm. Don't make me sing.

Mm!

Mm.

Mm...

Mmm, I don't know.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Monarch to monarch,

More good news, the Wellspring is finally replenishing itself.

More like an explosion.

More than that, you

Motherfucker.

Move on.

Mr. Corrigan, I beseech you.

Ms. Persephone's room because, you know,

Much faster down here.

Much more dangerous.

My dad is a businessman

My eminence is too easy to spot from afar.

My God, you're like that whiny little kid

My grandpa forged this sword for a High King

My grandpa was the royal family's favorite sword smith

My hands won't cast.

My job.

My King.

My life is perfect.

My mission, so you understand it,

My people are so used to scarcity,

My Shade. Do you know where it went?

My son.

My son...

My wife used to say, there's one way

My wife.

My work study job I type up Fogg's memoirs.

Na chos.

Nearest we can tell, about 2,000 islands

Need, sadness.

Nice scarf.

Nikola Tesla?

No dukes?

No fucking way.

No king has ever volunteered

No magic.

No matter what.

No one remembers them except me

No rush.

No, but...Magician.

No, Eliot.

No, Fred Flexion.

No, honey, I'm being 100% literal.

No, I eat you I'm a fucking dragon, what do you expect?

No, I haven't.

No, I mean, it sounds like bliss, actually.

No, I should practice

No, I'm just saying that she's not totally wrong.

No, I'm not

No, if it gets you your Shade back

No, it is not bullshit. It is okay.

No, look, I had an incident when I was a kid.

No, more like a how to manual.

No, no, no, stop hold on hey, Becky.

No, no.

No, no...

No, not "roofied" roofied.

No, of course not.

No, stop. We can't touch.

No, you don't want to go there.

No!

No!

No! Really?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. It's dangerous.

No. Jesus, of course not.

No. Pick something else.

Nobody talks about Shades.

None that we can tell.

Nope, I got it.

Not after the security protocols we put in place after The Beast

Not after what you did to Quentin today.

Not all niffins are the same.

Not anymore.

Not at all.

Not cool.

Not my favorite Quentin.

Not outside of Utah.

Not possible, Majesty.

Not really.

Not the kind that you can do with your hands

Not the way a human does.

Not the way a human does.

Not to mention, The Wellspring is back online.

Not today.

Not when it's written for a king.

Noted, but I'm coming

Nothing to worry over.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing's happening.

Now can you find me some shit to help with my hands, please?

Now come on.

Now come on.

Now my wife and child are gone.

Now that's you and our baby.

Now, I'm afraid study time is over.

Now, Ms. Wicker and I will work together

Now, Penny,

Occupying the same space

Of all

Of all masters of the blade who have come before."

Of all masters of the blade.

Of course her book is relocated

Of course those I represent would always consider

Of course you are.

Of course you will.

Of course, honey.

Of course, sire.

Of course.

Of emo Quentin.

Of the High King's wife.

Of The Order with you present.

Of the type you seek regarding the mechanics of such an event.

Of this entire idiotic country.

Of trying to fix a kingdom hell bent on staying broken,

Of which there are only two anyone knows of,

Of your high school production of "Les Mis."

Oh

Oh, and I'm going to be a father,

Oh, baby teeth.

Oh, except for my uncle's BMW.

Oh, hey, hey, um,

Oh, his soul is missing a little piece.

Oh, honey.

Oh, hopped into your mind when you hopped into hers.

Oh, I can almost see it...

Oh, I know an extraction spell.

Oh, I know.

Oh, man, if she has the code,

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my.

Oh, no, does this thing run out of numbers?

Oh, no, wait, I'm I'm not done.

Oh, no.

Oh, okay.

Oh, Q, I'm so happy to see you again.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, the usual beauty tips, recipes,

Oh, what's a few weeks out of eternity?

Oh, why didn't you ask? Here.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Shades.

Oh, you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh... they're fine.

Ok sloth,

Okay, and who the fuck are librarians to decide

Okay, bottom line it for me.

Okay, fine, they're protecting me.

Okay, Grandpa, that's a little

Okay, great, it's the complete opposite end of the Underworld.

Okay, guys, here you go.

Okay, how do you find one of those?

Okay, is he allowed to do that?

Okay, is this some kind of a gag?

Okay, no.

Okay, okay. Fine, fine.

Okay, search the castle.

Okay, so wait, so where do they keep the Shades?

Okay, so we hurry.

Okay, technically, I have

Okay, that was before I got to know you.

Okay, whatever you're thinking, don't.

Okay, you got me.

Okay, you need something to hold that energy.

Okay?

Okay? The hex didn't make him do that.

Okay? We won't let that happen.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Why?

Okay...

On a cosmic scale.

On Fillorian marriage contracts.

On helping out a person who looked like this

On killing any kind of god?

On that particular topic.

Once before.

Once you're in the system, we'll reunite you

One big, royal polyamorous family.

One for $20, three for $50.

One has to contact their ambassador,

One on one combat.

One passage in a dozen books?

One problem at a time, okay?

One thing I've learned about you, Ms. Wicker,

Only that whatever it is, it is increasing.

Ooh.

Open a door?

Open this door!

Option before,

Or face the end of your kingdom.

Or it's gonna kill us both.

Or not.

Or some websites.

Or the dukes or whatever.

Or what's left of the Council.

Or you can hop the line and join...

Or you just hold an election.

Or you were, like, 39 times.

Or you.

Or, you know, we take a beat.

Or?

Or?

Our computers do not handle these well.

Our soldiers are deserting us in protest,

Outside the wards, I guess.

Ow, yeah! Whoo!

Ow!

Oysters and pearls from the French Laundry.

Paired with the ideal pastry for a curated drug experience

Pardon me, Your Majesty.

Pass some shit down the chain to the governors

Penny, please don't take it personally,

Penny, Reynard is my problem.

Penny, Sylvia. Sylvia, Penny.

Penny, we've processed your application

Perfect, right?

Perhaps "arbicide"?

Personally staved off a war

Picked up this little trick

Piece by piece, but not just your body,

Place your hands on the counter

Please report to a bellhop immediately.

Please take a number.

Please, Quentin.

Please, Quentin.

Please.

Please.

Please. Beautiful, high level magic.

Please. Your Majesty.

Plus, you knew he couldn't keep her in there forever.

Power, attention, grinding men and gods into the fucking dirt

Praise Ember's strength and Umber's wisdom.

Praise Ember's strength and Umber's wisdom.

Praise Ember's strength and Umber's wisdom.

Preach.

Pregnant wifey? Your dick no work y?

Pretty sure we're already there.

Previously on "The Magicians"...

Previously on "The Magicians"...

Previously on The Magicians...

Professor Lipson told me to bring him here.

Projected power, destabilized the enemy.

Protecting you from what?

Q, it's time.

Q, leave.

Q, look.

Q... don't you believe me?

Queen of the Great Worms.

Quentin always said you were smart.

Quentin says go free.

Quentin says go free.

Quentin, there is no more Alice.

Quentin, you're dying.

Quentin?

Quentin?

Quentin.

Quentin...

Quite the jokester you are. That is it.

Rapist monsters are a universal problem.

Really feel any of it anymore.

Really.

Relax, kid.

Remember, we're not alone in this world.

Reynard's son is John Gaines?

Reynard's son is John Gaines?

Right now, he's just a skin sack hiding it from us.

Right now, my approval rating is at 26%,

Right this second.

Right, of course it is.

Right?

Right.

Righteous.

Rulers done gonna rumble.

Runs it with his wife, Persephone.

Sadly, no.

Say we get the perfect spell,

Says he's a good guy.

Security, we have a Shade less patron!

Security!

Security?

See for yourself.

See, that's honest.

Seeing as you tried to murder me.

Select governors.

Self centered bitch.

Senator Gaines' rise has been described

Seriously, you guys, I'm in a cage.

Seriously? What are you supposed to do in the meantime?

Settle into this next stage of your existence.

Sexually transmitted lycanthropy a very mild case.

Shades go to the Underworld.

Shades go to The Underworld.

Shall we?

She became obsessed with the afterlife,

She hasn't been here for a really long time

She just seems like her head is elsewhere

She just talked about them a lot.

She kills Reynard, she's free.

She said we don't look like librarians.

She talks about him all the time.

She wants us to find her.

She was different than your Alice.

She was hurt broken.

She's a killing machine right now.

She's a person.

She's curious, and she won't take no for an answer.

She's fine.

She's in a hospital room.

She's making them bloom.

She's not casting.

She's not gone.

She's signing.

She's tough as granite.

Shh!

Shit, it seems to be closing up

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Julia's not here either.

Should I be offended?

Should've made this stronger.

Simply put, you're likely to...

Since I still can't cast,

Since then, my family's been saving it

Slow down.

Smedley. Thanks, Smedley.

Snorkeling? Art museums?

So classical myths?

So cool. Um, can I borrow it sometime?

So dangerous we need a Poison Room

So do we just wait?

So give me.

So he could be reunited with it?

So he had to die to keep someone from getting

So he sent me here.

So how'd we finally fix the Wellspring?

So I don't get it. Why do all this?

So I traveled the world in search of anyone, anything,

So I'm counting on you to not kiss my ass or cover yours.

So I'm gonna need a minute to recharge

So if my birth father's a god and I'm a demigod,

So it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.

So it's all true.

So many people have vanished

So move your ass and sing.

So nice to meet more of your friends.

So scratchy.

So someone like you,

So straight up, how do we guarantee that?

So that we can move on.

So the High King needs me?

So they're taking your orders now?

So this is a breakout.

So we're flying blind?

So we're totally outnumbered.

So what are you saying exactly?

So what do we do when he wakes up

So what, I'm babysitting now?

So what?

So what? You, uh you gonna report me?

So what's our next move?

So what's Reynard's son like?

So what's up with your hands?

So what's your deal?

So where is she?

So where is she?

So you can either start from square one on your own,

So you should go.

So you turned half my staff into snake food?

So you were real all along, huh?

So you're all making miracles.

So, no pressure,

So...

Some 8,000 troops are headed to the border.

Some crazy battle magic?

Some friends and I summoned a goddess.

Someone who wants to do some

Someone who was interested in Shades

Something like he knew someone

Sometimes, I think they like being dissatisfied.

Sometimes, you have to sacrifice for diplomacy.

Sorry for what?

Sorry, I had to skip some verses.

Sorry, we don't know that yet.

Sorry?

Sorry?

Sort of vague, but it mentions Shades.

Sounds fascinating.

Speaking of saving the day,

Sphincter magic.

Stalemate, I guess

Stand up.

Stay away from him.

Still in the armoire.

Stop worrying about humans.

Stress?

Struck out looking for a god murder spell.

Stuff about the afterlife is super wonky.

Stupid sometimes, but good.

Suddenly I could see you.

Suit yourself.

Sure, if you can also recommend

Sylvia is your supervisor.

Sympathetic.

Take him away for disciplinary processing.

Take me somewhere we can become a bit better acquainted.

Take months to master.

Take my child.

Takes 'em four weeks to process a book request.

Talk about your fee fees?

Technically, it's only been a couple of days on Earth, so...

Tell Eliot that.

Tell her we're looking for the book.

Tell her you wanna make a deal.

Terribly sorry.

Than than what any Magician can do.

Than every Magician on Earth combined

Than I would be in your shoes.

Thank Ember for your safe return.

Thank God they don't have polls here.

Thank you so much for all your help.

Thank you, Soren.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks to Julia committing tree genocide.

Thanks.

That Alice didn't.

That already snuck in.

That backgammon playing prick.

That could destroy more than just people.

That could destroy more than just people.

That could help me.

That I nearly blew you?

That I'd be venting to my wife,

That is a second year spell.

That is what we are after here, people, the energy.

That is why Howard sacrificed his life.

That Jane was given in the book

That leaves...

That said, I like real life better.

That someone being you.

That Stone Age bullshit.

That video you showed me

That was the deal. Marriage, peace,

That will be imparted to you when the time is right.

That will be imparted to you when the time is right.

That you have ahead of you.

That you just did with the money?

That you will do exactly what I tell you.

That'll do.

That's a fucking unicorn in a tutu.

That's a relief.

That's all you see anymore, is what you want.

That's all you see anymore, is what you want.

That's fucking dumb.

That's how to conjure dark matter!

That's how you get Cowden's vote.

That's it?

That's just luck, and you know it.

That's kind of you.

That's Ms. Persephone.

That's my job.

That's Our Lady Underground.

That's pretty fucked up!

That's the third brownout this week.

That's the true danger.

That's why I like you.

The "S" stands for Shot, or maybe it's Schiff.

The 39 lifetimes?

The Alice from the 23rd timeline

The baby.

The Balmy Sea turning to acid,

The Beast, he he tore you apart

The benevolent "Our Lady Underground."

The big number.

The card was cursed. A Modus Hex.

The child that grows in the womb

The child that grows in the womb of the High King's wife.

The fairies can bring back the Wellspring?

The fairies can bring back The Wellspring?

The fairies can bring back the wellspring?

The fairies want a baby?

The feeling's mutual.

The first door remains open, little mammal.

The Flexion is a fold between two different realities.

The Fu Fighters' encampment.

The fuck?

The girl in the room is gonna die anyways.

The greatest leader in Fillorian history.

The hard way?

The hex would have forced him to do something

The High King of Fillory?

The intel I'm getting on King Idri

The last time I saw you, you weren't...

The Librarians are hiding something.

The Library doesn't have.

The Library is full of stories.

The little boy with the shitty dad.

The living can access the Underworld

The living can access The Underworld

The most boring farm bill in the history of the Senate?

The one that you...

The only person who doesn't seem to know that is you.

The pain will burn you till there's nothing.

The people in this room.

The point is, I found this.

The point is, I found this.

The Poison Room.

The Poison Room.

The Rattening, now reports of upside down rain.

The short version: you are drawn,

The sooner you wrap your head around that

The spell makes me great, but great enough?

The sword's good.

The talking animals report this includes palomino horses.

The tented area is where they cross over.

The Tesla Flexion has only been successfully employed

The thing about the Underworld is, the first week,

The underworld is massive. There's every ecosystem.

The ways of the fairies are well, how should I put it

The what?

Their hands on what?

Their K holes were inside K holes.

Then I thank you for your help.

Then if you know what's going on,

Then it's settled.

Then let's just make this easy.

Then we'll know exactly where to find

Then what is it?

Then what is it?

Then why are you scamming her so hard

There are rules.

There can't be one brownout or blip during the duel.

There is a reason we haven't brought up this, uh,

There is knowledge behind that door

There is knowledge behind that door, Penny,

There is something,

There really is no branch it doesn't touch on.

There was a complication. Her shade, it's gone.

There's a portal in there,

There's an Underworld?

There's another power,

There's got to be a reason.

There's nothing in here either.

There's nothing in the entire Library of the Neitherlands

There's nothing we can do.

There's nothing we can do.

There's this Earth magician, Nate Silver.

There's this really hot I'd love to sneak her

These are all wrong.

These are the place settings for the wedding.

These damn brownouts.

They aren't gonna eat it, are they?

They can be contacted, and they have great powers.

They can.

They can.

They could have good reasons.

They do serious news and cat videos at the same time.

They exist outside our realm.

They have talking trees here?

They just disappeared.

They just took him somewhere where

They live in a big house way over here.

They make complex deals with steep prices and

They said they were just trying to summon a little help

They told me there are books to help me,

They were summoning an evil bitch!

They'll know where the Shades are kept at reception.

They'll like you!

They're beneath you.

They're great, but they don't really apply

They're powerful in their own right.

They're talking about chopping our heads off.

They're talking about chopping our heads off.

Things change.

Think about the energy it'd take to work it.

Think we might be too late.

This Alice is a different story.

This contract initiates our services in exchange for...

This dragon better be fucking cool.

This is a lesson.

This is books for school kids.

This is exorcism, you understand?

This is getting less rad.

This is grown locally from heirloom seed stock,

This is insane. Why the fuck would Fogg

This is it for you.

This is it.

This is like being blown by a rainbow.

This is like being hugged by a rainbow.

This is my magic.

This is my one shot.

This is rad.

This is so much worse than you think.

This is their world.

This is uncharted territory. Nobody knows.

This is your birthright, son.

This is your body trying to hold a niffin inside it.

This place sucks.

This whole time, so here's what we do.

This will make you levitate.

This will take a bit to sort out.

This'll take forever. It's not like

Those are cities made of pixels, right?

Those Dave Grohl wannabe bitches.

Those g****s died for nothing now.

Those g****s died so you might live.

Those poor women.

Those women were hardly victims.

Thoughts are pure, unencumbered.

Three months on Fillory

Three people died trying to shut it down last time.

Thugs. Magic mobsters.

Time is running out.

Time to go.

To attack what you can't comprehend.

To avoid throwing up with fear?

To cast the Flexion,

To do so?

To facilitate a comfortable transition.

To go fuck itself, huh?

To help much of anyone I can't count the number of times

To help you with that in just a moment.

To learn to be with another person.

To look like a terrible middle school birthday party?

To make their appeal to the people.

To my quick thinking Bambi,

To our situation.

To raise our child in.

To rub one out in a hot bath

To run an escort service.

To see if it'll change the outcome.

To sneak into the Fu Fighters' base.

To the Poison Room.

Tomorrow morning.

Touch nothing.

Tracking spell.

Treatable. There is no actual cure.

Trickster of the very stupid.

True, you've only used it instinctively,

Trying to break into the Poison Room.

Trying to isolate muscles not generally associated with

Typecasting.

Ugh.

Ugh. Can we not?

Ugh. I barely understand women.

Uh, fairies are notoriously...

Uh, greetings, your Ladyship.

Uh, hello?

Uh, hello?

Uh, hey.

Uh, I asked you a question, man.

Uh, I hate to bring this up, but I actually

Uh, is it really that shocking?

Uh, more like he loves everyone so much,

Uh, Mr. Corrigan, you have no need to be in here.

Uh, no eating or drinking in the Library

Uh, no, actually, we were hoping to come back after.

Uh, that's awesome I wasn't suggesting that you weren't.

Uh, the spell to bring Alice back.

Uh, they don't have Abilify in Fillory,

Uh, we could find the nearest child's house

Uh, we're here because we need your help.

Uh, we're not really here to bowl.

Uh, who's your friend, and what's his shoe size?

Uh...

Uh...

Um, I'm gonna be back here for good one day,

Um, she's brave.

Um, that is not okay.

Um, wait.

Um, we were looking for a Shade.

Um, yeah.

Um, you know what, I'm gonna take a couple of numbers,

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Understood?

Unfortunately, there is no written record

Unlimited manual and magical labor?

Until they're ready to...

Up those stairs.

Up to and after my death"?

Utter shame.

Very impressive, Ms. Wicker.

Wait till you try your first margarita.

Wait, Howard kamikazed himself

Wait, Howard kamikazed himself

Wait, I am pregnant.

Wait, if they all say "E"...

Wait, so you saw her in a

Wait, so you're upset because the guy who tried to kill you

Wait, wait, how about

Wait, why are you doing all this, Richard?

Was the sole survivor of The Beast.

Was.

We all need a healthy pelvic floor.

We all were when we got here.

We are not, not, killing a U.S. senator.

We both know life is crystalline, clear, cold, sharp.

We both know rehab is about more than nachos and backgammon.

We both no life is not clouded with regret,

We came here so that you could

We can change his mind. Trust me.

We can't get one more vote?

We can't hold it much longer, Quentin!

We can't.

We designed this part of the Underworld for you,

We don't need him. We need his energy.

We execute him.

We found Reynard's son.

We have a lovely blend of

We have a minute. What's it do?

We have to meet them halfway, don't you think?

We have to stop him.

We help him sober up, and then

We let him find it and take it back to the Fu Fighters' base.

We may be the least trusted monarchs

We need that book back.

We need to find him.

We need to go over some of your...obligations.

We need to talk to her.

We only have two minutes.

We put the note back into the dirty dishes.

We seek passage to the Underworld, oh Ancient One.

We should be able to figure something out.

We should hurry.

We should split up.

We were we were fighting,

We were right about them being real.

We were so stupid to love you.

We weren't in a good place.

We will all die.

We will not rest until

We...

We'll both be dead.

We're actually not dead, either.

We're all just one big royal polyamorous family.

We're getting married.

We're getting married.

We're gonna do so much together.

We're here for the book.

We're in touch with Matthews, Bauer, Wheeler.

We're kings.

We're looking for Harriet.

We're Magicians being hunted by an evil God,

We're never supposed to go in there.

We're running out of time.

We're under attack.

We've been over this.

We've got a sword spell, so yay us.

We've incapacitated the FU Fighters.

Welcome to the Underworld.

Welcome!

Welcome.

Well done.

Well done.

Well, all this reading we've been doing on war,

Well, apparently, no one ever wrote it down.

Well, can they fix the Wellspring?

Well, don't sugarcoat it.

Well, everything's coming up Eliot.

Well, he's sure gonna.

Well, high five, brother.

Well, I can't let her go.

Well, I don't really know if that term applies here,

Well, I know that you will be dead in days

Well, I was looking for the kind of knowledge

Well, if half your recipe is shit,

Well, it sure smells like their whimsical bullshit.

Well, it's where the tracking spell said to go.

Well, one of 'em has to be Fen.

Well, say you have a

Well, she's a she's a mess.

Well, silver bullet.

Well, sword fighting spells,

Well, the pervy mob girl has a point.

Well, then chop chop.

Well, then, between the two of us,

Well, this is Dr. Josh's prescription.

Well, what about a Tesla Flexion?

Well, what about that librarian?

Well, you can't. It's already happened.

Well, you did.

Well, you'll run yourself dead,

Well...

Well...

Well...

Well... I'm not loving this,

Well...die.

What are you even doing stuck here?

What are you looking for?

What are you talking about?

What are you thinking?

What did he say about Shades?

What did you do to the pandas?

What did you learn?

What do I get to call you outside of work?

What do they have on you?

What do they want?

What do we call that?

What do you mean "this" Alice?

What do you mean?

What do you want, Julia?

What happened to the whole "one must die" deal?

What happened?

What if I, uh, needed to borrow it

What is happening? Will you get him out of my head?

What is it?

What is it?

What is...

What little boy?

What math?

What the fuck is going on?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the hell is this thing on my neck?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Hey!

What? So you fucked his son.

What's behind the door?

What's different this time?

What's happening?

What's King Daddy Fuckface doing here?

What's left of our bodies.

What's the point of having great power

What's the tent for?

What's your deal?

What's your point?

What's your question?

Whatever happened with the whole, uh

Whatever it is has nothing to do with you.

Whatever this is, stop. Tell me what you want.

Whatever you are,

Whatever you need.

Whatever you need.

When can we meet face to face?

When does that start, by the way?

When I kill you, I'll be merciful.

When they eat it?"

When you conclude the bargain with me.

When you died,

Where are we?

Where are you going?

Where are you?

Where'd she go?

Where's Bender? Is he okay?

Which gets you the highest?

Which is how I know that your...

Which is not good, Bayler.

Which is why I trust that you'll put aside your fear

Which is why I'm leaving.

Which is why you must box her.

Which is why...

Which you made the mistake of overlooking.

While preparing to do battle on behalf of my mythical kingdom...

Who gets what?

Who is that?

Who saved the day again.

Who the fuck is Reynard, and why is he in my head?

Who vanished without ever claiming it.

Who was obsessed with them?

Who's always getting in trouble and sneaking into

Who's currently a rat.

Who's kinda hot as shit.

Who's that?

Whoa, Jesus, no!

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa, hey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoo!

Whoo! Go, Q!

Why am I staring at a plate of half eaten nachos?

Why am I the only one worried about this wedding?

Why bother? He won't budge.

Why didn't I see how huge this is?

Why didn't I study how to speak rat in school?

Why do you look like a 12 year old?

Why is he in the armoire?

Why not?

Why the hell did it take me a year to pass

Why would a dragon want baby teeth?

Why would anyone want their afterlife

Why would you let me go?

Why? It's a giant butter knife.

Wicker and Coldwater.

Wish I had a choice, but one of us has to die,

With Ess's dad? He's gotta be at least 50.

With matters of state for busywork.

With some of the most shy, maladjusted Shades.

With the help of a Gatekeeper.

With the help of a Gatekeeper.

With the utmost respect

With this spell and this blade,

With your immediate karmic circle,

Without further amendment, or there will be no deal at all.

Without magic, he's basically unarmed.

Without technology or decent wine.

Without you.

Worth a shot.

Would it be weird if I fucked Josh?

Would Q look at me like I'm evil?

Would she know where one would go?

Would you mind removing this?

Would've been cool to actually fully wolf out.

Would've been even nicer if he'd actually been my uncle.

Yeah, also the stink.

Yeah, but Harriet didn't know the guy was gonna kill himself.

Yeah, but that dude killed himself.

Yeah, but you can't just take

Yeah, by doing what you want.

Yeah, fine. I'll fuck off.

Yeah, get me a meeting.

Yeah, I I don't I don't speak that.

Yeah, I mean, name it,

Yeah, I'll take six.

Yeah, looking for rock solid proof there's no justice, that.

Yeah, my signing's a little rusty.

Yeah, of course. You knew another me.

Yeah, Q!

Yeah, right away.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, things that are insanely dangerous.

Yeah, uh, I mean, there were drugs involved.

Yeah, well, aren't we all?

Yeah, well, I thought she'd at least be in there

Yeah, well, it doesn't always listen.

Yeah, well, it doesn't always listen.

Yeah, wow, you guys got a lot of numbers.

Yeah, you are

Yeah, you're in another world.

Yeah? So?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Are you?

Yeah. Yeah, that does sound like her.

Yes, fine. How go the wedding preparations?

Yes, he asked for you specifically.

Yes, I fuck with the weak.

Yes, Your Highness.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Lucky her.

Yes. Please. Don't let him die.

Yet another task for the High King.

Yet you get caught by a simple security camera

You

You agreed to do whatever it took to save him.

You agreed to do whatever it took to save him.

You all right?

You already have it.

You are a Knowledge student.

You are being way more understanding about this

You are dying quickly.

You are free to go.

You are most skillful.

You are my once and future king.

You are not a student here,

You are out of your element, child of Earth.

You are the only one, really.

You better fix this, because I will not let them

You can't not for much longer,

You can't even get out of this shoddy little magician.

You can't rest in peace without it.

You can't stay up there forever.

You can't take that Shade!

You can't touch me,

You cannot keep this thing inside you much longer.

You did, too.

You didn't because I gently suggested you don't.

You die, bigger energy, especially a demigod.

You do realize if this is a legit magic blackout,

You don't feel anymore, Julia

You don't feel anymore, Julia,

You don't have any governors?

You don't know me.

You done?

You fed him to Reynard.

You fed him to Reynard.

You feel the energy coming off that?

You first

You got to be kidding me.

You got to be kidding.

You had to let Alice go.

You hate everything.

You have 24 hours to return to the portal.

You have a nuclear bomb inside of you.

You have a rare gift, Julia,

You have always sensed your place.

You have far too much to do here.

You have my vote.

You have to do something.

You have to find me before it's too late.

You have to go now.

You invited me in.

You keep watch.

You knew what you were getting into.

You know I can see magic?

You know what I'm thinking about?

You know what that does? Improves the herd.

You know what's safe? Nothing.

You know you have that power.

You know, defeat them.

You know, give you a break?

You know, I never I never once stopped to ask

You know, I never got your name.

You know, there is a ton of lore on demigods.

You know, you used your powers

You know...

You look familiar.

You look him straight in the eye,

You looked me up, says trickster.

You loved her.

You may address me as Reynard the Fox,

You may call me Head Librarian.

You must find other means.

You never yell at Eliot for being drunk.

You really don't need my help.

You saw it too.

You signed that insane contract?

You signed, like, a billion year contract with The Order.

You started this when you declared war.

You sure this is a good idea?

You sure you don't want any clothes, or...

You think this is, uh, a tad redundant?

You think we have to stick one in to open it up?

You think we kidnapped a U.S. senator

You truthied me?

You trying to fuck that librarian?

You turned Fen into a rat, along with half the castle.

You understood the theory behind the spell, and

You want to be President

You want to be specific, or not?

You want to lick her butthole, huh?

You were a Knowledge student?

You were such a great Valjean.

You were supposed to be.

You were the thing they changed.

You will be a master swordsman.

You work so hard to hide from me magically,

You write listicles, and you do magic in your spare time?

You, Sloth, you read me?

You're a king.

You're a pussy who's in love with a sloth,

You're a touch emotionally insecure,

You're acting like you think I'd disapprove of it.

You're all just gonna shack up together?

You're banished forever. Thank you.

You're depressing. It's been three months.

You're going to support this bill.

You're hungover, Todd.

You're in a Tesla Flexion

You're making progress.

You're not entirely simple minded.

You're not Quentin.

You're not responsible for me, okay?

You're not wrong.

You're not.

You're probably right. I hope you're right,

You're the most honest one on the damn council,

You're thinking...

You've been grouped with others who have similar expectations.

You've been staring at that page for an hour.

You've been using it your whole life.

You've offended the ambassador.

You've passed through the veil to the Underworld.

Your baby.

Your bodies will stay here, and your souls will travel.

Your clickbait site?

Your dad's friends are perverts?

Your discipline is meta composition.

Your face I'm an obsessive fan, so tell.

Your girl would.

Your Highness!

Your Highness?

Your husband is about to welcome another husband

Your Majesty, there is one option

Your Majesty, this presentation

Your manner does not endear me to you, human.

Your marriage to Idri means a stronger kingdom

Your place is with me.

Your place is with me.

Your signing is terrible.

Your six fingered friend pulled on me.

Your wedding may proceed apace, sire.

39 times I've known you.

173.

"Disconnected Shade." Where?

"Powers that be"? Yeah. Gods.

A duel? El

A duel? El

A Gatekeeper? An ancient one.

a rather obscure law, based Less words.

a rather obscure law, based Less words.

Alice, we can talk about this. Just shut up! Shut up!

and and I respect that. Bullshit.

Are you insane? He will not wait.

Are you okay? No!

Be careful. So not a nice scotch, then?

But But I came here for you.

but I could get knocked up No.

But you have a wife. Exactly.

Can you help me? Yeah, I'll try.

Come face me. Face him first.

Come on! Let me out!

Come on. Has it?

Donesies! I need this.

Eliot? What the hell?

Elysium. Yes.

Eugene? Yeah?

Fuck! I'm so sorry.

Fuck! Sorry.

Get back inside the ward! Come on!

Get you some delegates, son. Right, really good idea.

Have a nice day. Fuck off.

He knew how to survive. Yeah, by doing what you want.

He's after his son. Where?

Her name's Julia. Yeah, uh, she looks like her.

Here you go. Finally.

Hey, guys. Mr. Corrigan.

Hey! Whoa! No.

Hey. What's up?

I don't care about ceremony. You don't?

I got a question for you. Of course.

I have an idea. Oh, my God, Julia!

I have no deal. You're a child.

I have to go. Please, please

I know Julia. That's not Julia.

I love that show. You know it?

I mean, the real you. The real me?

I moved on. Have you?

I scaled the heights. Mm.

I'm gonna take a number. Please, sir.

I'm not stressed Eliot.

I'm sorry. Brilliant, Josh.

I'm sorry. For what?

If you do this I know.

Is that Senator Gaines? Probably.

Is the duel not today? It's a metaphor.

It feels like cheating. They all don't cheat?

It's too... What?

Jesus, he's stubborn. What is happening?

Jules, what the hell? This isn't up for debate.

Julia! Oh, welcome!

Julia? Julia!

Kady. Hey

Knowledge? Part psychic, part physical.

Let me out, I'll kill him. No.

Let's go. Run!

Like right now? Like right now.

Like this? Jesus.

Like, he's a Legitimate businessman.

Look at your career. Hey, I work hard.

Looks like... A major drought's hit.

Make it stop. What now?

Man, you're good. Mm hmm.

mercurial? Have ya met your king?

Mm. After his only child.

Move, people! Quickly! Inside! Lets go!

My fingers got stuck in the Oh, get over it.

My parents Yeah, died,

No, they're not. Jesus.

No, Your Majesty. Highness, if I may,

No. You're born, huge energy;

Of course. Whatever it is.

Oh, my God, that's Yeah, when you guys

Oh, my God. You planned this all along.

Okay. Okay.

Ow. What?

Praise Ember! You scared me, you dick.

Protocol. For werewolves.

Re shelving books. Great.

Security! Don't call security, Thomas.

Security! Oh, no, security.

Security? It's not working.

See? Wow.

Seriously. That could talk.

She's not my girl. No shit.

She's psychotic. Look, she's being

Shit, shit You saw it?

Shit. I collect baby teeth.

So I was doing the dishes You're supposed to be cooking.

So's Willow. Meadow, doofus.

Sure. What was that?

Sylvia! What?

Take her to the dungeon. No!

Take him away. Why? Where are you taking me?

Tell me. Petition the fairies?

Thank you, thank you. Read me my rights!

Thank you. There's no need, guys.

That isn't just any door. Then what is it?

That wasn't the fairies. Oh.

That's Stupid, is it stupid?

The greatest. The greatest.

The Wellspring. Shit.

There was no other way. Don't.

There we go. Playtime's over, Mr. Corrigan.

They can. And in return?

They're on their way. No, no, no.

This is all of them? We can't be sure.

to kill my parents for money? No. No.

to kill Reynard? No, you do.

Too lazy to learn? Too...preoccupied

Wait, Alice? I talked to her.

We can help you, Penny. What's the catch?

we need him alive anyway. Jesus, what the fuck, Julia?

We're getting married. Wait, what?

We're kind of in a hurry Oh, it is.

What are you doing? I don't know what else to do.

What are you doing? Shh.

What is this? Culinary classic.

What the fuck is she saying? Shh.

What voice? Reynard's.

What? Because you question him,

What? Fen...

What? Hey, you, uh, you got a guest.

What? Nothing.

What? Sorry.

What? You've both died 39 times.

What'd she say? Uh, don't worry about it.

What's wrong? Wrong?

Where's Quentin? What?

Which brings us to thing two. How many things are there?

Who? The ambassador to the fairies.

Why are you in here anyway? I killed trees.

Why did I just say that? Hah!

Yeah, it's okay. How the hell is that okay?

Yes. Sweet.

You know him? I mean, I know who he is.

You waited too long. You know what's funny, Julia?

You wanted to talk? You lying son of a bitch.

'Cause I'm not good in a crisis, okay?

'cause someone wanted some banned books?

"18 Pandas With Things That Look Like Pandas"?

"and Umber's wisdom.

"Bound in service to the library

"Bring unto me the lifeblood knowledge

"Incepti sex."

"Into the Woods."

"Praise Ember's strength

"Principles of Conjuring Elementals."

"The Ars Deicidium"?

"The Ars Deicidium"?

"The art of killing gods."

"The Art of Killing Gods."

"The Girl Who Told Time"?

"The old reveals itself to the new

"Wedding day. Western gate unguarded.

"Whimsical."

"Your Ladyship"?

♪ Shall I join my brothers there?