Lucifer - Season 2 Edit

A bit masturbatory, even for me.

A few days ago, this guy approached me.

A free man, so, if you'll excuse me.

A gay best friend for now.

A gun between his legs...

A Heritage Site by Los Angeles County

A liar?

A liar?

A list of everyone you've slept with

A little champagne toast to evil while he did it

A lot can happen in five minutes.

A lot.

A man just entered the bar.

A mega mall?

A more subtle way

A motion for dismissal?

A multi million dollar prank war?

A murder investigation can tie up a development for years

A mystery package?

A new flight attendant?

A non guilty verdict.

A number of your exes confirmed seeing her lurking around Lux,

A package?

A place to belong.

A sadness and a strength

A sit in.

A terrorist?

A unique cross bred for its delicious meat

A way to draw him out carefully.

Aah!

About humanity so far.

About it.

About L.A.'s water shortages.

About some kind of an illegal party at Lux.

About the life he's led.

About the whole dating thing.

About wanting to stay here.

About what you heard in the van...

About your feline meet cute.

Accomplished track star, stuck in a vice.

According to the docket, one of your clients

According to the official police report,

Acrylic glass, Detective.

Acted impeccably on this case.

Actually, Detective, that isn't what I was going to say, I..

Actually, Your Honor,

Afraid I'm too smart for that.

Afraid you're wrong about that.

After everything I said about my less positive qualities,

After I turn her world into a sphincter loosening nightmare.

After the kiss?

Against his Father.

Against the Pasadena Gray Hawks.

Agree with her son in order to support him.

Ah, ah, ah. Better safe than sorry

Ah, take it how you like.

Ah, that's enough help from you today Maze, thank you.

Ah, told you.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah. Right. Forget everything

Ah. Well, what do you know?

All completely legal.

All I can say is,

All I want is for you to know

All I want is what was his

All like you said

All my sons are important

All night long

All night long.

All our info on Dean Cooper.

All right, at least you're getting laid in your dreams.

All right, explain what you mean by evicted,

All right, well, call me as soon as you hear anything else.

All right, well, don't get too comfortable.

All right. But then who has the package?

All right. Detective,

All right. Shh. Yeah. It's personal, obviously.

All rise.

All sent from the same number.

All still here.

All the time.

All this chemistry

All threatening texts.

All we have is you.

All we have to do is defeat Kang.

All we have to do now is find Ashley Corbett.

All we need to do is for someone to pretend

Almost.

Also known as lying.

Also, his mask is a bit lame.

Always gave me flowers after an argument.

Always with the tragic timing.

Always with the tragic timing.

Am I supposed to be thanking you for something?

Am I too late? Is he dead?

Amazing night.

Amenadiel was sent to this bar, where he sat down,

Among other things.

An arm and a leg, Mom,

An assassin?

An emotional jockstrap

An innocent date

An innocent date?

An innocent man for her personal vendetta

An innocent sophomore at Malibu State, will die

And a butternut squash...

And a great pers...

And a new flight attendant.

And abandon Lucifer?

And all I thought was, you know what, she's so easy to talk to.

And and the chef's an absolute artist in the kitchen.

And and the fact that he would..

And artisan honey.

And as my friend,

And assets, Lux among them.

And besides...

And by that I mean paperwork, not some celebratory drink

And Chloe is the key.

And Chloe is the Key.

And do it carefully as your life may depend on it.

And do it yourself.

And doesn't say thank you.

And eat one of those poisonous sandwiches

And everything she could ever desire.

And for a price.

And for helping me

And for my client.

And get this, the flight he was on?

And handsome young man, wouldn't you say?

And he definitely has a thing for her, but I...

And he did this thing...

And He never did again.

And he's a good enough looking... guy.

And he's only been here for a few months.

And her friend, dirtbag.

And here, Leon Klem,

And hiding them from his company.

And hired you to prove that she was just a gold digger?

And how do you do that?

And how is he qualified for this role?

And I always tell her the truth.

And I approached her.

And I can only hope that he can count on me

And I can only hope that he can count on me

And I can't figure out why.

And I certainly don't have one now.

And I don't mean in bed.

And I don't need your thanks.

And I don't want to have anything to do with it anymore

And I found out what the result

And I knew it was fake

And I mean you, not her.

And I saw your lease..

And I thought

And I used your, uh,

And I wanted to thank you

And I was not about to stick around to find out.

And I... well, I know what a big deal the kiss was...

And I'm gonna check this for prints now.

And I'm not judging.

And I'm not talking about her sexual skills.

And if I don't get there soon,

And if Pickman was smuggling drugs,

And if what you say is true...

And if you kill Chloe,

And in addition to that,

And is there anything else

And it feels really good to get it out

And it is you that is lying, Mr. Morningstar?

And it was so...

And it were your hand

And John Decker.

And just tell me how you did it

And lecherous behavior.

And legs for days.

And look what happened to him.

And Maze is...

And most certainly

And most of the biggest developments in the city.

And my client shouldn't be, either.

And my Hello Kitty blankie all rolled into one.

And neither was Hell.

And no human is gonna make him give it up

And nothing but the truth,

And nothing you could do in that courtroom

And now I can finally return to my family

And now you're running scared.

And now, me.

And owes me a favor.

And paid Joe Fields to go to prison for that crime.

And people will go to crazy lengths

And please don't tell me it began by killing Boris.

And please remember that you're still

And poke the bear as hard as we can.

And pretend to deliver his package.

And Raj Daniere. Have you heard of 'em?

And report back to her fiancée's

And say, I am not a crook.

And secondly,

And secondly, rest assured, everything will be okay.

And sell off the building.

And severs his leg within 60 minutes,

And she came back for seconds.

And she can, too.

And she could be sick already,

And she's standing right behind me, isn't she?

And so is the surgeon's hand.

And still have a place here.

And still have feelings, even though they shouldn't.

And still is unshakable.

And that is how we do it!

And that stool that you're sitting on,

And that stupid bitch Jana...

And that's Da Young. I'd say we were right.

And that's okay, but we're different.

And the drink, I mean. But dealer's choice.

And the LAPD to protect her and help her frame

And the only place the formula lives

And the video link was untraceable.

And then he had

And then rebuild.

And then to destroy it.

And then zoom in on the tray.

And then, we can put all of this behind us.

And there's only one place that sells it.

And they just don't care?

And they think for a second about your...

And they're already working on an antidote.

And trust you for once.

And very difficult to convince him to kill this many people

And wanted you all to themselves?

And we both know he's a coward.

And we must stop them.

And what did Boris have to say

And what is it you desire, Tim?

And what were you in for?

And when he does, Mom,

And when it gets out, what he's done,

And when she didn't have it, he went after Raj.

And who are you, lounging around like you own the place?

And who could blame you.

And who the hell is Kang?

And who's supposed to fight him?

And why do you think that's the case?

And why would you think that?

And yes, of course I've made out in a library.

And you barely knew her? Of course that's what happened.

And you want me to try this because...?

And you, you vile insect,

And you're our only option?

And your capacity for good.

And, two..

And, unfortunately for you,

And, yes, I shouldn't have been anywhere near it.

And? Did she sleep with you?

And? Did she sleep with you?

And..

Andy Kleinberg, my copilot,

Andy Kleinberg?

Andy Kleinberg? Jana Lawrence was found murdered this morning.

Another woman, so did that make you jealous?

Any idea

Any other connections.

Any sign of Burt?

Any unusual behavior?

Anyone seen Ashley Corbett?

Anyone you've slept with.

Anything to do with this case after all.

Anything up lately?

Apart my family.

Apologize your ass off.

Appalling personality,

Apparently he was here

Apparently that's supposed to do something.

Apparently, paltry human flesh can't

Are no longer welcome.

Are notoriously violent, so let's try to get

Are selfless to a nauseating degree.

Are you all right?

Are you insane?

Are you jealous, Detective?

Are you nuts?

Are you on your way out?

Are you ready for the package?

Are you really gonna make me force it away from you?

Are you suggesting your partner is delusional,

Are you sure that's what you were really looking for?

Are you sure you don't recognize her?

Are you sure? How do you know?

Are you the proprietor?

Aren't you?

As a civilian consultant for the LAPD?

As far as our so called moment,

As for your package, Burt...

As good as you...

As in the actor Johnny Kane?

As its first witness,

As long as it's still standing

As long as you are mine

As long as you are mine

As long as you are mine.

As much as I count on him.

As much as I count on him.

As now you're back at work.

As turning me out of my house,

As you're making it out to be,

Ashley Corbett,

Ashley Corbett?

Ashley Corbett. LAPD.

Ashley, where did you get the shot?

Ashley.

Asian, big.

Ask him.

Ask yourself.

At all, that you can help this investigation,

At Boris' bathhouse.

At least not in the courtroom.

At least one of my former lovers might be willing to kill for me.

At Slauson and La Brea tomorrow night.

At the head of the table, ironically.

Aw, such a shame

Aw, such a shame there's no evidence, right?

Away from his other mistresses.

Bad news?

Ballistics match our flight attendant.

Be impulsive,

Bear officially poked

Beautiful.

Because he's trying to evict me from Lux

Because I don't remember telling you anything about this case.

Because I know his type, Daniel.

Because I take risks for my friends

Because I'm a responsible Devil.

Because I'm awesome.

Because it appears he is the victim

Because it's about his beloved Chloe.

Because Los Angeles is my home.

Because maybe you've found it.

Because self worth comes from within, bitches.

Because she doesn't care about you

Because she's a complete maniac fueled by rage and violence.

Because the poor sap saved himself?

Because we now know that you're the one

Because we're running out of time

Because what you couldn't destroy, I did all on my own.

Because you asked me, remember?

Because you care

Because you, Detective,

Because...

Because...

Before he died.

Before it broke. Ella, are any of

Before we have the sex.

Being taken for granted is in the job description.

Being you.

Believe that you're awesome.

Belongs to a wealthy Silicon Valley guy, Andy Kleinberg.

Beloved by critics and the public alike.

Benjamin Tibi.

Benji here

Besides, I just flew in from Macau this afternoon.

Besides, this is my fault.

Best partner I have ever had.

Better hold on!

Better hold on.

Better than you...

Between our victims, we should talk to

Between the two, and so far

Big creepy dude.

Bloody hell, for the last time,

Bloom was right.

Bold, but not too sexy. Lawyer color.

Bomb's in the car.

Boo yah.

Boris looked me in the eye, and he said,

Boris Sokolov's death,

Boris' tongue was cut out.

Both in your ability to frustrate me

Built it myself.

Bulldozers get rolling as soon as my people finish

Burt went to a lot of trouble for a single drug deal.

Burt, I presume.

Busted, Mr. Hoffing.

But a deal's a deal.

But a mother doesn't have to

But actually, whilst you're here...

But Amenadiel talked me out of it.

But are you sure that's the kind

But at least examine your options first.

But before we deal with

But business is business.

But choice is an illusion.

But completely meaningless.

But considering

But don't worry, we will figure out a way.

But first you have to do something for us.

But hasn't he been behind bars since you arrested him?

But he always keeps his own hands clean.

But he has a professional background,

But he is not a liar

But he's trying to prove a bloody point.

But here we are...

But I also think you've stopped.

But I can't let you kill Chloe, Mom.

But I couldn't do it.

But I do know that Chloe proved herself to you.

But I do know that no matter how bad things get,

But I don't talk about my clients out of court.

But I made a commemorative doll.

But I needed people to understand

But I refused.

But I was clearly bamboozled.

But I...

But I'm confused, Your Honor.

But I'm not asking you to break his trust.

But if you still don't believe me,

But if you're buttering me up, it ain't gonna work.

But in order to do so, you need to go after the professor

But it didn't matter

But it didn't matter, he didn't like her.

But it has, and I've got this overwhelming sensation...

But it might be able to be used to our advantage

But it wasn't me.

But Johnny Kane came by the dorm yesterday.

But let's go talk to Eleanor Bloom.

But look, I apologize for my controversial testimony,

But Lux has been named

But my loyalties are to my patient, your son.

But not making any sense.

But not until after she'd found her dad's killer dead?

But now, I'm not so sure.

But quantity over quality, I suppose.

But really good.

But she deserved better than that...

But she didn't.

But still.

But that greasy weasel might be right.

But that's another story.

But the investigation into that monster

But the next day, Lucifer was with

But the poison must be different from the first victim.

But the scar on his neck it's very distinctive

But there is no right way, because the truth...

But there's also the possibility...

But they were mostly about what he desired,

But they'll flock to any new place I go to, so..

But this stuff is so strong, Dan, that it killed him anyway.

But this was sent directly to my personal e mail,

But those people were clearly insane.

But we'll need you to work with us on this one.

But we're here to talk about you.

But what am I being blamed for now?

But what happens if we lose?

But what if they can't?

But when the K Dog gets a bone,

But who knows?

But with that said, I'm actually glad you made it.

But yes.

But yet...

But you don't.

But you have to promise me you're not really gonna hurt this woman.

But you know she doesn't believe you.

But you know who's okay with nada?

But you're avoiding the truth.

But you're not, Luci.

But you're still my son

But, hey, someone invented glue for a reason

But, Mom, the bottom line is

But, uh, regardless, it's a moot point.

But, you guys,

But?

But...

But...

But... (sighs)

By all means.

By emotions she's never felt before.

By his own free will.

By that not guilty verdict?

By this

By you.

Bye bye, Daniel.

Call Lucifer a liar.

Call Lucifer a liar.

Called him Dad.

Came out of Los Angeles.

Can I ask you something, Detective?

Can I keep him?

Can rest assured that someone as honest,

Can you guys hear me?

Can you please tell me where Ashley is?

Can your fiancée vouch for your whereabouts

Captain Pickman, LAPD!

Care to explain the wall?

Care to explain why you sent Johnny Kane a threatening e mail

Care to explain?

Careful, brother. That sounds dangerously like a compliment.

Careful...

Carve up your own face, or...

Cat?

Caught up, in in a way, yes.

Changes nothing

Char...?

Charlotte Richards down yourself.

Charlotte Richards is the gorgeous lady

Charlotte Richards is, uh, defending Perry?

Charlotte Richards, the defense attorney.

Charlotte Richards, to name one.

Charlotte?

Check it out:

Check it out.

Check with the airstrip. You have any other questions,

Chill out, Dan.

Chloe and I are real.

Chloe Decker had motive, opportunity,

Chloe Decker is causing your vulnerability.

Chloe Decker is not on trial here

Chloe Decker?

Chloe Decker's daddy?

CHLOE: Eric's father created fake evidence

CHLOE: I can reason with him

CHLOE: Lucifer? Lucifer?!

Chloe. Don't send this. All right? It's not you.

Chloe...

Chloe's gonna lose it.

Choose your weapon.

Christi would never...

Christi, I know this might be hard to hear, but...

CHRISTI: But what, baby?

Christi..

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

City of reinvention, where you can become

Clearly.

Clever Perry, killed two birds with one stone.

Cocaine?

Come between us. And not in the fun way.

Come now, Detective, it's the 21st century.

Come on, Detective.

Come on, let's go.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Comparing himself to the likes of Johnny Kane and Dr. Scott.

Completely clean with me, Mother.

Consider me

Considering his reputation.

Contain my divinity

Continue Luc..

Cop speak on how to accomplish that tiny task.

Copy that.

Correction. Because he saved the dissertation he'd been

Could be bribed for pictures of their kids.

Could be much creepier. Put that in.

Could give me pitiful glances all night?

Could save us, but...

Court is now in session.

Crank it up!

Crime scene. Let's go.

Cyber got a hit off that e mail trace.

Da da... Don't be a Dan.

Da da... Don't be a Dan.

Dad couldn't block it anymore.

Daggers.

Daggers.

Damn it, Lucifer, I was so stupid

Dan slept with Charlotte?

DAN: I'm not gonna lie.

Dan's got a lead

Danger of getting wasted! Whoo!

Dangerous, and...

Dangerous, duplicitous...

Date from two days ago.

Deal with it, Mother!

Deal with it, Mother!

Dean Cooper died yesterday.

Dean Cooper was making large off the books payments

Dean Cooper's payments started

Dear, how do I turn this thing off?

Decades before I ran it.

Deeply unpleasant man.

Definitely not.

Demand her other hand?

Demand her other hand?

Demon.

Designer poison here.

Designer poisons need designer antidotes.

Detective Decker has asked you many times.

Detective Decker,

Detective Decker.

Detective,

Detective, are you sure you want to do this?

Detective, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Detective, I didn't.

Detective, I need to talk to you.

Detective, I will never lay eyes on that flight attendant again.

Detective, is this...

Detective, please! Come on.

Detective, this woman has my home.

Detective, what has gotten into you today?

Detective, you...

Detective!

Detective!

Detective!

Detective!

Detective?

Detective?

Detective.

Detective.

Detective.

Detective...

Detective...

Detective...

Did anyone threaten you?

Did find several unreported payments.

Did I just say that out loud?

Did Lucifer, uh, bring you dinner?

Did she now?

Did you and Lucifer have any intimate moments?

Did you get any prints?

Did you have any connection to the poisoned student?

Did you know? Huh?

Did you not hear about the honey? I mean...

Did you notice anything strange in the last few days?

Did you say you kissed?

Did you sleep with me to get intel on this case?

Did you..

Didn't we just hear the prosecution say

Distractions.

Disturbing.

Ditch the loser from Lux?

Ditch the loser from Lux.

Divvying up the spoils.

DJ? How dare you!

Do anything special for you?

Do I make you horny, honey?

Do I still get to rough him up before the cops do?

Do not leave town.

Do they ever get less predictable?

Do what, Mum?

Do what's asked and an antidote will be delivered.

Do what's asked, and an antidote will be delivered.

Do you ever get the feeling like you've been used?

Do you have any idea, Ashley,

Do you know anyone who may have had a problem with him?

Do you know for sure they wouldn't take a bribe?

Do you know what apartment she lives in?

Do you know where he is?

Do you know, I'm really not sure...

Do you notice anything

Do you think I'm boyfriend material?

Do you think I'm boyfriend material?

Do you think it would be you who figured it out?

Do you think it's because

Do you think that could have been it?

Do you think there's anything even remotely similar

Do you trust me?

Do you trust your fellow officers, Detective?

Do you?

Doc!

Doctor Devil confidentiality.

Doctor, have we even met before?

Doctor, I don't really understand

Doctor, this is my mom in a disturbingly hot body.

Does it really surprise you

Does that mean you're on my side now?

Does that threaten you?

Doesn't seem to be a mugging. Cash, credit card, keys,

Don't act like your mother

Don't be absurd, Maze.

Don't be angry.

Don't buy his cocaine, though.

Don't ever lie to me like that again.

Don't know what's taking her so long.

Don't play silly buggers with me, Mum.

Don't say another word.

Don't talk.

Don't toy with me, Mother.

Don't waste your poker face on me, buddy.

Don't waste your time trying to make another.

Don't waste your time with him.

Don't we?

Don't worry about that.

Don't worry, I'll deal with the boys in blue.

Don't you dare.

Don't!

Don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Doubt we'll get a response.

Down, girl.

Dozvidanya.

Dr. Gwendolyn Scott.

Drive.

Driving at.

Drugs and assault.

Drugs, blackmail

Dude. Chill.

Each one just a little bit different.

Easier the second time around.

Eh, more like medium news

Either they're running from something,

Either way, we should warn them

Eleanor Bloom's entire

Ella should have it any minute now.

Ella, cause of death?

Empty pleasure?

Emptying the buildings.

Engaging in sex, drugs,

Engineered from controlled substances.

Enjoy the food without any...

Enjoying a little bit of happiness.

Enjoying what little life he had left with sex or friends.

Enough pepperoni to feed a family of four.

Eric Cooper, you're under arrest...

Eric Cooper.

Eric's dad had it all drawn up and then

Eric's insatiable lust

Especially that place

Especially those who are secretly my mother.

Especially with the quarterlies...

Even I have my limits.

Even if I have to interview the owner

Even if I wanted to. I was T.A.ing a class.

Even if it's about another guy.

Even if that means hurting people you care about.

Even if there was no evidence of her cheating,

Even Lux?

Even more surprised

Even though the ungrateful urchin does nothing

Even though you'd never admit it.

Even though you'll never admit it, but...

Every day. And every time that I see you, it's..

Everyone else thinks they can, too.

Everyone wave at Pete.

Everything happens for a reason.

Everything that Mr. Morningstar said

Everything.

Ew. Lucifer.

Ex wife.

Exactly

Exactly, and if Perry is good at anything,

Exactly.

Exactly. If we were strangers, you'd be hitting on me.

Exactly. If we were strangers, you'd be hitting on me.

Examining your innermost desires,

Excellent. So we're all fine, then.

Except a more handsome version.