Gravity Falls - Season 2 Edit

A chance to prove yourself.

A couple billion questions about Gravity Falls?

A curse passed down until this day.

A deal's a deal, sixer.

A dimension of weirdness leaking into ours.

A dreamboat. That's what kind.

A forest of death, a lesson learned.

A forgettable blip in human history.

A fuse must've blown or something.

A genius taught me that once.

A giant newspaperor a giant cup would also have been pretty bad.

A girl gave me her email,

A grand party, and all would share in the bounty.

A Gravity Falls we can be proud of?

A handelabra!

A haunted painting can only be trapped in a silver mirror.

A hidden lab.

A huge opportunity for me.

A hypothetical and catastrophic event

A jury of your peers.

A kiss on the lips!

A little help?

A little note about the human body.

A little rusty, but...

A long time ago I designed a prototype

A lot of good mayor options

A lot of people think puppets are dumb

A magical quest to find them.

A memorial statue is already being carved

A moment alone at last.

A mysterious, boarded up cave.

A new crime he invented called "burgle bezzlement,"

A Northwest must open the party gates.

A Northwest? Pacifica.

A painted record of every horrible thing

A pair of ground walkers.

A party that never ends with a host that never dies!

A place so remote that no one can hear your screams!

A punched hole through a weak spot in our dimension.

A puppet? What are you playing at?

A real date.

A relationship with a girl that I can only see through my computer,

A shapeshifter.

A shipwrecked sailboat.

A Shmez dispenser.

A silver mirror.

A simple hug from a simple pig.

A small lumber town in Roadkill County, Oregon.

A sophisticated new business strategy.

A time when only our creepiest

A toast... to our family name.

A total embarrassment for your whole department.

A trans universal poly dimensional meta vortex?

A unicorn can see deep inside your heart, child.

A way for us to forget.

A whole magic bag's

A whole new chapter of mysteries to explore.

A worthy candidate is defined as anyone who can cast a shadow,

A young but brilliant mechanic

A1, B, C3...

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!!!

Aaaaah!!!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!

Aaah! My hair also!

Aaah! My hair!

Aaah! Oh, no!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Attack glitter! It's pretty, but it hurts!

Aah! Body spasms

Aah! Hot Belgian waffles!

Aah! I don't understand!

Aah! I think I'm dark and tortured for reals now.

Aah! It happened again!

Aah! It's here! It's here! It's here!

Aah! My eye!

Aah! My face is being eaten a lot.

Aah! No!

Aah! No! Nooooo...

Aah! What do we do? Where do we go?

Aah! You can't stop me.

Aah.

Aah...

Aah...

Able to take the form of anyone or anything it sees.

About a girl who had almost everything.

About an hour.

About Bud Gleeful as mayor.

About Gravity Falls in a series of journals.

About staying out of Robbie's personal life?

About summer fashion tips for squirrels.

About the journals. Keep talking.

About wrecking those tourist traps.

Above the family pawn shop.

Absolutely.

According to my research, the entire valley

According to the swap meet pamphlet,

According to the town charter,

According to this very real report,

Accounts differ of his true motivations and origins.

Activity.

Actually, after all that,

Actually, I'm sorry. I changed my mind.

Actually, Mabel, I'm with Dipper on this

Add salt and divide your family, what's the remainder?

Admit it. This is the best day of the end of the world.

Adorable we are, hugeling, but our tale, less so.

Adorable!

Adventure, mystery, true friends.

Adventured out for a little while

After all I've done for everyone!

After all the Pines family has done for the town,

After all these years, I finally know who I am.

After all these years.

After costing me my dream school?

After everything that's happened, you have to know that by now.

After everything we've worked for?

After her!

After my date with Melody.

After pledging his allegiance to Bill

After that zombie incident,

After the summer ends and becoming my apprentice?

After the summer was over.

After them!

After this awful date?

After what you did 30 years ago?

After you lied to us all summer!

After you stole radioactive waste,

Against my rival, Pacifica.

Agent Powers.

Agh!

Agh!

Agreed.

Ah, a new challenger approaches, prepare to be

Ah, but what if I embarrass myself again?

Ah, children. Come in, come in.

Ah, come on!

Ah, come on. Everyone loves my pranks.

Ah, could this day get any worse?

Ah, don't blame yourself. I'm the one

Ah, don't look at me like that!

Ah, don't worry about it, kid. The thing's random.

Ah, global domination.

Ah, good as new.

Ah, great. What is it this time?

Ah, I'm so embarrassed.

Ah, if it isn't the man of the hour.

Ah, it's cold out. I had to.

Ah, Mini Golf. The sport of mini champions.

Ah, Mr. Dipper! Nyet! Nyet!

Ah, my purse.

Ah, my quantum destabilizer.

Ah, nothing like the theater, huh, toots?

Ah, sharp as ever, Fordsy

Ah, this is what Saturdays are for.

Ah, Upside down Town.

Ah, we both got carried away

Ah, well,

Ah, what the heck.

Ah, who am I kidding? I'm not up for this.

Ah, you can't be any worse at this than Dipper.

Ah, you got me.

Ah, you're pretty.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Abuelita, a tidal wave of madness

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! An affront against nature!

Ah! My eye!

Ah! Okay, I'm back on fabrication.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. I messed up.

Ah. My mouth tastes like nightmares!

Aha!

Aha! Hello there! Long time no see.

Ahem!

Ahem!

Ahem!

Ahem.

Ahem. I did mention that the fate of the universe

Ahem. Judge?

Ahh uh!

Ahh, Dad was right about me. I ama screw up.

Ahh!

Ahh! Graph paper. Kill it, kill it!

Ahh! Hey!

Ahh! Mr. Pines, it's really you!

Ahh.

Ahh. Rough start to a day,

Ahh. You're dying out there, Stan.

Ain't got no wheels

Aintafraidus noghostus.

Alas, my effects are more special than you know.

Alas, your hands cannot be gotten so easily.

All aboard.

All according to plan.

ALL CHANT: One of us! One of us!

ALL CHANTING: Wendy! Wendy!

All connected to this town.

All he needs to do is get his hands on this rift.

All I have to do is place moonstones here, here and here,

All I know is that your dumb obsession

All ideas are good ideas.

All of his teachers are going bananas

All of them!

All of this is crazy.

All our dumb horns can do is glow, point toward the nearest rainbow,

All powerful!

All right

All right, author, who are you?

All right, boys, to the corners of the earth.

All right, but let's be quick

All right, campers, we got another day

All right, can anybody explain to me why,

All right, dudes!

All right, everybody, eyes up here.

All right, Ford, time's up!

All right, ghost.

All right, Grunkle Stan, where did you hide that card?

All right, Grunkle Stan's gotta have some decent board games.

All right, guys, are you ready for this?

All right, guys, blindfold me once, shame on you,

All right, guys. This is it.

All right, here we go. Advice.

All right, here's the plan.

All right, I can tell what you're looking for

All right, I get it, you're creepy.

All right, I get it.

All right, I know Backupsmore

All right, I think I've got this thing working.

All right, I'm gonna find you. Stay put!

All right, if we can just get the director to show her

All right, keep your eyes peeled for anything suspicious.

All right, kid, I gotta admit something.

All right, kid, show us what you got.

All right, kid, this is it.

All right, kiddos, breakfast time.

All right, kids, it's been a long day and

All right, kids, prepare to watch the delicate art of the deal.

All right, let's see.

All right, let's see.

All right, listen up, you one life spanned,

All right, Mabel, it's time to strengthen your heart.

All right, Mabel, today is the big day.

All right, Mabel, Wendy, you two stay here

All right, Mabel. Robbie's a broken teacup,

All right, McGucket. Are you ready to see your memories?

All right, okay

All right, order, order everyone!

All right, party planners.

All right, Pines. Play time is over.

All right, Road Dawgs, I got five bucks

All right, Soos,

All right, Soos, remember the plan.

All right, Soos, today's the big day.

All right, Soos, you could do this.

All right, Stan, this is weird even for you, you need to talk?

All right, Stan, you can do this.

All right, Stan.

All right, the play is going to be called

All right, who's ready for the best and most overpriced day of our summer?

All right, you enter the chamber.

All right, you horrible wench, you got me.

All right, you promised a giant hummingbird,

All right, you undead jerks, you ready to die twice?

All right, you're getting closer.

All right.

All right. Here goes nothing.

All right. If I was Stan,

All rise for the Honorable Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face Schwartzstein.

All the aliens have been dead for millions of years.

All the greatest puzzles of the universe.

All the orifices in your face,

All this time I thought I knew all the journal secrets.

All this time the author's secrets were hiding in plain sight.

All this time, all this time, Stan had them?!

All this time, I thought I was a bad person.

All this time.

All you ever do is lie and cheat,

All you had to do was let the townsfolk into the party,

All you've ever done is try to humiliate me and Mabel.

All your smarts are no match for dumb luck.

ALL: ♪...to you

ALL: Aw.

ALL: Ha ha! Headband!

ALL: Huh?! Whoa!

ALL: Mm hmm!

ALL: Wendy!

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Whoo hoo!

ALL: Yah!!

Allow me to put on my skepticles.

Allow me to slip into something more horrifying

Allow me.

Allright then!

Almost destroying the universe,

Almost losing my journal made me realize

Almost there.

Also criminal and international law

Also I miss getting my tummy tickled

Also question: I'm the size of two people.

Also some unicorn tears, unicorn eyelashes.

Also teach kids swears.

Also this acid she spit in my face.

Also, I got a full night's sleep

Also, if it touches you, it will seal up

Also, maybe the entire U.S. government.

Also, you are not pulling off that V neck.

Although it would be a pretty fun game of hopscotch.

Although, if you think about it,

Although, isn't electric clothing

Although, sort of confused.

Always one step ahead of the law,

Am I right?

Am I right?

Am I saying that right?

Amazing. A secret society of evil mind erasers.

Amd kind of a jerk.

America. Freedom. Ameri freedom.

Among these dudes I'm like a genius.

Amorphous Shape, Aronica Pacifier and these guys.

An ancient game, thousands of years old,

An arcade game to life. This will not end well.

An empty piece of clay we can mold to our whims.

An endless summer where we'll never have to grow up.

An entire 48 hour marathon of Ghost Harassers.

An illusion cast by Probabilitor the Annoying.

An infinity sided die.

An inter dimensional gateway is too dangerous

An inter dimensional rift.

An Upsidedownington tastic message!

Ancient blood and blackened skies.

Ancient incantations about a being with answers.

Ancient sins. Ancient sins.

Ancient sins. Ancient sins.

And a face you once saw on a hot sauce bottle.

And a really busted up one, too.

And according to my investigations,

And all I need is your help

And always provides.

And an amazing karaoke performance by our family band,

And apply to the forehead overnight.

And as a perk, we help ourselves forget things that trouble us.

And be a great mayor.

And be an unstoppable team of adventurers.

And be Ford's apprentice.

And be funny, but not too funny.

And be kind of annoying, but in a loveable way.

And be who we really are.

And bestow a birdly kiss upon him,

And bring me many potatoes, delicious potatoes

And bring you home with us in my pocket

And by work, I mean, suffocate inside a big wad of clay.

And control your fear.

And did you find a way to undo it? Of course!

And dies by chance.

And does the air smell like childlike wonder?

And don't forget about the

And don't forget to come to the after party tonight at 8:00.

And don't go talking to those agents.

And don't go talking to those agents.

And don't move.

And don't stop when the cops start chasing you!

And encasing me in webbing

And ends with an "ipper."

And ethically ambiguous!

And even though common folk aren't let in,

And every day, we'd wander the beach,

And every minute, his powers grow stronger.

And everything's fixed.

And explore the heavens yourself.

And far more twisted.

And feared I was losing my sanity.

And final day in town.

And finish getting ready for the concert.

And flirt!

And frequent showers of eyeball bats

And funny tattoos on your head.

And games are making it fun.

And glue this plunger to the principal's head?

And Great uncle Ford.

And grow with people?

And have you done something with your hair?

And have your party there.

And he doesn't make fun of me all the time,

And he just started rhyming for some reason.

And he never thanked me!

And he should be out of your probably fake blonde hair.

And he wants to see you. He's just... busy.

And he's gotten folksier.

And he's insisting on speaking his mind!

And here come the three most popular candidates!

And here comes security.

And here I thought today couldn't get any better.

And here we have our latest attraction:

And here's a macaroni interpretation of my emotions.

And how about some bubbles of pure madness?

And how do you like my new pigtails?

And how's about you go be a normal kid?

And how's about you go be a normal kid?

And I can't even talk to him.

And I can't find my family anywhere.

And I can't make pugs appear out of thin air.

And I did just shatter a window with a crossbow

And I don't know who I can trust anymore.

And I don't wanna be saved.

And I faked a car crash to prove it.

And I have the only key wrapped around my...

And I have to leave everything behind.

And I haven't seen any natural sunlight for 13 hours.

And I know all his weaknesses.

And I know that even though you might act like it,

And I left a book of pick up lines on the end table.

And I love bread.

And I mean anything.

And I need to move them fast.

And I never even got a chance to tell you

And I once saw a dead rat floating in a bucket.

And I recreated the main character

And I reign supreme.

And I saved Great Uncle Ford's life and

And I saw these little bearded doodads,

And I should trust you, why?

And I still eat ice cream for dinner.

And I think I know just the person.

And I think I know where to get some.

And I think I'd like to keep it in the family.

And I think something terrible is comin'.

And I wanna move on, but I'm terrible at talking to girls.

And I was, like, "whaaaa?"

And I wish to unsee what I have seen.

And I won't feel bad about them anymore.

And I'll spare the kids!

And I'm glad to be rid of ya.

And I'm going to be so embarrassed on Friday

And I'm gonna fix it.

And I'm gonna prank back every single one

And I'm gonna stop you!

And I'm impressed with your potential.

And I'm on four mega shots of Mabel juice.

And I'm sorry things aren't great right now,

And I'm sure, you'll never abandon me, new boy friend.

And I'm up!

And if he continues like this, we'll lose to Bud for sure.

And if he pulls off his plans,

And if I had to describe them in one word,

And if the gate still closed to town,

And if they are?

And if this weirdness spreads,

And if you break the rules, we're gonna zap ya!

And if you ever stop being my friend, I would, like,

And if you had, you wouldn't remember.

And if you stick the ending, well,

And if you two wanna hang out sometimes,

And in more important news,

And international treasure hunting for us.

And is Pacifica wearing a potato sack?

And isn't anything like the picture on the box?

And isn't it suffocating?

And it can do that for, like, infinity

And it looks to me like you've got a surplus.

And it prevents time from going forward.

And it seems you've been controlling Stanford!

And it starts with you and you.

And it wasn't out of pity.

And it's called Abaconings!

And it's called Hands Off!

And it's finally here!

And it's finding the author of this journal

And it's just as underwhelming as I remember.

And it's time we stop goofing around and get to the bottom of it.

And it's to tell me to get as far away from you as possible?

And just one more year until high school.

And keeper of the bubble.

And laughing at those fart noises

And listen to your heart.

And look, emergency salami.

And Mabel's the one who's gonna fix it.

And make 'em fight for dominance.

And make sure those robe guys don't come back.

And maybe even worse,

And most cursed objects are for sale,

And most people have never heard of it.

And multi dimensional paradigm theory.

And neither do you. I'm gonna eat this.

And nightmares I call my friends.

And no explanationy menus.

And no.

And none of them are good.

And none of us want to.

And not the hot kind.

And now a quick intermission.

And now finally, it has come!

And now that I have her in a cage,

And now that I know how awful high school's going to be,

And now that that dumb baby's out of the way,

And now that you guys are here, it's finally perfect.

And now they will turn you into unholy beasts of clay

And now they've totally fallen apart.

And now you're leaving me, too?

And now, a little math problem.

And now, Bodacious T, with sports.

And now, here's the T Man!

And now, Stanford Pines!

And now, thanks to that dumb college,

And now, the Northwest manor will burn!

And now...

And Old Reliable goes off in five, four...

And one for your smarty mission.

And one more treat.

And only the snootiest of laughter.

And our feet, in this particular instance.

And our summer vacation winds to an end,

And pick up moves, I'll never run out of prey.

And pixelly.

And play rave music.

And play!

And possessing the body of a time officer.

And possibly that hot elf,

And pranking supplies.

And probably really expensive

And punctuating every third sentence with a high five.

And putting town menace Gideon Gleeful behind bars

And re pave the cracks

And reading glasses. Heck!

And reclusive 102 year old mayor of Gravity Falls,

And record some morning pranks with me?

And replaced with town darling Dippy Fresh.

And ride on your brother's coattails.

And sabotaging my mission.

And safety whistles in case we get separated.

And sail as far away as you can.

And save Gravity Falls!

And save the universe.

And seemed happy when we pretended to listen.

And she has something to say to you.

And she ran off into the forest

And she's so beautiful. This can't be happening.

And sightings of half human, half spider creatures.

And since the Mayor got captured,

And slapped more times than I can remember.

And so agreeable.

And so I said with final breath,

And so much has happened.

And so needlessly complicated.

And so terrible all at the same time?

And so, the Murder Hut was born.

And some of 'em are true, but trust me, everything I've worked for,

And some sort of large, hairless gopher.

And somebody's gotta get paid to sc**** the barnacles off of it.

And somehow it's still always

And someone, or something, messed with his mind?

And Soos' birthdays would be fixed forever..

And start reading post pre teen magazines.

And steal that key from your neck,

And still no closer to figuring out

And tell her I I'm not ready for all this.

And tell your servant I like his W neck!

And that glitter rain is probably ground up bones or babies or something.

And that hot elf looks promising.

And that includes you and me.

And that is why, um,

And that thing was going nowhere.

And that!

And that's just the tip of the advice berg.

And that's not all. Behold your time wish,

And that's not just jealousy talking.

And that's with help from people who care about you.

And the best part is, I never have to face

And the best part was, I didn't need help from nobody.

And the biggest mystery was right under our nose.

And the crowd is loving it!

And the date shows it was last night!

And the Friday Debate, wherein townsfolk throw bird seed

And the guilt is killing me!

And the karaoke machine has all the best songs.

And the light it emits makes your skin softer.

And the more I looked, the more I saw.

And the next minute, she's growing extra legs

And the occasional goblin monster.

And the only rule there are no rules!

And the pig can look after the house.

And the stuff he's messing with is even worse.

And the two of you are officially challenged.

And their hairs can only be obtained

And their observation skills.

And then decides the loser's fate.

And then I was given

And then I'd be another guy she hates, like Robbie.

And then placing all his savings in weirdness bonds,

And then self disassembled.

And then stacking them into this massive

And then the name... so that now would mean

And then we ride unicorns?

And then we'll back flip through the front door!

And then, if I had a drag in here, and then a plus three

And then, of course, there's Waddles and Gompers.

And then, there was my nerdy twin brother Stanford.

And there it is.

And there was a time cyclops.

And there's a note on it that says destroy at all costs.

And they are adorable together

And they detect adrenaline.

And they teach us stuff about...

And they tricked me into helping them

And they won't see you. What?

And this is sad.

And this is worse than the apocalypse.

And this machine is his master plan!

And this music is really starting to get on my nerves.

And this Mystery Shack junk is over forever.

And this will be the last form you ever take!

And Toby Determined, who I accidentally mistook for a monster.

And together we can defeat

And totally wrecking the whole town.

And tried to destroy us.

And try to contain any remaining damage.

And unravel the greatest mysteries of Gravity Falls.

And until you make us a fortune,

And wants Dipper's journal.

And was awarded an enormous grant

And we are the Society of the Blind Eye.

And we control the balls! Behold!

And we keep it to ourselves

And we love him, right?

And we promised we wouldn't leave his side.

And we take what we want.

And we'll be together forever.

And we'll beat him again!

And we'll chat online we'll make it work

And we're done.

And we're going back together.

And we're going for a world record.

And we're the only ones who can stop him.

And we've seen some disturbing things,

And what do I have to show for my life?

And what happened between you and your brother?

And what have you been doing down here?

And what makes you think you can do all that?

And what's better,

And what's worse, she has real attractions.

And when has she ever returned the favor?

And where would you even find a bunch of idiots crazy enough to build it?

And wherever it's going, I'm not coming back.

And who could blame you?

And whoever does the best job helping me win gets the sticker!

And why should I trust you?

And win back our future.

And with grandpa!

And words we can't repeat.

And working together!

And worst of all, everybody hates you.

And you are seeing all these other girls?

And you are the only person I can trust to take it.

And you care about them.

And you could've broken the curse.

And you guys battled through time and space

And you have done wrong. Wrong, I say.

And you seem a little unstable, man.

And you still haven't thanked me!

And you told Robbie but not me?

And you were going to tell her today?

And you won't be able to wish me good bye

And you won't even listen.

And you're black licorice.

And you're certain this journal will help our case?

And you're going to piece him back together.

And you're just a dumber, sweatier version of him.

And you're lucky you have each other,

And you're not...

And you've never met me before

And your head is more ears than face!

And your photo could be on this box."

And, uh, eight tracks. Right?

And, uh... he's not wearing that, is he?

And...

And... now!

Animatronics is a young man's game!

Anointing him mayor.

Another day, another random body pain.

Another link in the world's worst chain.

Another zombie!

Anthyding can hadplen.

Anxious. Scared. Kind of itchy.

Any consequences... Sweet lord!

Any impossible problem solved, just like that.

Any last words?

Any minute, Justin.

Any object with more than three sides is sinful.

Any questions?

Any time you want to I'm We're always Us.

Anybod... hello!

Anybody wanna get in my mouth?

Anyone else want a piece?

Anyone who goes in there will die!

Anyone?

Anything but that!

Anything for you, Red.

Anything to get you out there, Soos!

Anything will be possible!

Anything you say can and already has been used against you in future court.

Anything you want, Soos.

Anyway, act two, Stan started...

Anyway, less talky, more watchy!

Anyway, what are you guys doing here?

Anyway, where were you?

Anyways, it's been fun turning Gravity Falls

Apparently I wanted a chinchilla.

Apparently, gold is some kind of rare metal.

Apparently, the cheap dye I used to color them

Are gonna go find the hall of the forgotten.

Are images of what's happened to the captured townsfolk.

Are right under our noses.

Are there any security breaches?

Are these walls just mattresses spray painted purple?

Are we just gonna let Bud win?

Are we real?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you all right? what happened?

Are you Bill right now?

Are you even looking at the sweater I'm wearing right now?

Are you going to tell us we're finally of age

Are you gonna replace my eyes with baby heads or something?