Mike Tyson Mysteries - Season 3 Edit

A bird... (BLEEP) you, Marquess.

A boy is missing!

A couple of hours?

A field green salad, and if you have wild salmon,

A little powerful for someone of my stature, but...

A lot of, "Thank you for driving this 10 hours

A marriage needs to be able to withstand life's little disappointments.

A mystery?

A strict adherence to traditional educational standards

A talented home decorator,

A wax, and an apple cinnamon smell.

A white, a black and a Chinese.

A young boy...

A young woman has fallen in there.

About 30 minutes from Charleston,

About how you can have both of them at the same time.

About my experiences as a radiologist.

Abrupt manner and... I'm sorry, am I still talking?

According to Reddit.

According to Tickler's Business Insider.

Adam is a fully autonomous being.

Adam is A.I. Artificial Intelligence.

Adam. Where is he?

African American gentleman.

After all, it's the weekend.

Ah, forgive me, but we're visiting from Germany and my husband is in there.

Ah, how?

Ah, I just feel so guilty. I mean,

Ah, I see they went for understated elegance.

Ah, Michael!

Ah, oh yeah!

Ah, oh, hold on. Whoops.

Ah, Raji is a child prodigy.

Ah, really? How would you do it?

Ah, um...

Ah, wake up.

Ah, we were good. We weren't great, but we were good. (CHUCKLES)

Ah, what a collection of assholes.

Ah!

Ah! I'm impressed, Michael.

Ah! It must've been in his pocket the whole time.

Ah! Oh!

Ah? Oh, yeah, hey, yeah. Sure, maybe.

Ah. (LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)

Ah. Is my blindfold still on? Because I can't see anything.

Ah...

Ah... Pigeon, what do you say?

Ahhh!

Ahhh! Ahhh!

Ahhh! No, no, no. No, no! No, please!

Ai yai yai, look at those cans.

All eyes on you. Which way do you go?

All ghosts are allowed one go back,

All I want is to love and to be loved.

All right, baby, I'll be home for dinner.

All right, get down in there.

All right, if you say so.

All right, listen. After a lot of thought, I've decided to use

All right, we respect your...

All right. It is what it is.

All that pressure, damn!

All the other rooms are booked?

All the way up your penis, to your prostate.

ALL: (CHEERING) Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug!

ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Almost done.

Aloha! It's me, Haulani.

Also known as the Mike Tyson Special Secret Government Strike Team.

Although Helen keeps asking me to retire.

Although you only get one, you can take as many people as you want with you.

Am I going to jail?

Amanda better watch out or Travis is gonna leave her fat ass for the nanny.

Amanda, and let's just say she's not anorexic anymore.

Amen.

An industry without which, I dare say

An outdoors one. Get a little sun, vitamin D.

And a pack of smokes.

And an "abstained" from Pigeon.

And at most it was like four hours! It just...

And be rewarded in heaven with 72 virgin maidens.

And bring it inside, since that's where I've been living.

And bury him in the backyard.

And called Kevin and Kristi's daughter a slut, but we've had dinner since then.

And do you frame these posters?

And do you have a portfolio?

And even if we don't solve it

And even that night, Kevin groped Tanner and fondled me

And Father Ferdinand took me up to the belfry and made me...

And get the platter, and nobody'll be the wiser.

And guess what then?

And he also... He's dead.

And he didn't do just stuff to me.

And he said it's because he didn't understand

And he's gonna be mine.

And he's very gifted and has helped a lot of people.

And her name is Atari Pentagraph. I got it.

And hide in the towels and watch her bathe.

And his little baby, R2 D2.

And his office is just down that way.

And how do you wish to handle my prostate?

And how's that ghost doing back there?

And I am minority whip Trent Lott, from the great state of Mississippi.

And I came back as your dog.

And I did a bunch of cocaine,

And I don't know if room service is still going on,

And I don't know s about electronics.

And I don't think Amanda and Travis will tell us anything

And I don't want to know what it's stuck with.

And I gave him a couple of bills to put this in.

And I get it.

And I got a bunch of her shit, and then we came here.

And I guess curfew's at 11:00, so they all stopped at 10:45, so they could get back,

And I guess every other weekend and holidays.

And I have to, like, scrunch my face to concentrate

And I just try to hide, and every once in a while, they spot me.

And I keep making it go up and up and up until you pay.

And I said I loved her from afar.

And I thank you, Marquess.

And I think, if it comes to it, a jury of my peers will exonerate me.

And I told Kristi about it and we hashed it out. You know, boys will be boys.

And I would... Well, I don't know what I would do.

And I'll lose my only friend in the whole world.

And I'm gonna honor that promise

And I'm looking forward to getting the newsletter! (LAUGHS)

And I'm not supposed to ask any questions,

And I'm sorry for that,

And I've called the cable company,

And I've lived that way ever since.

And I've never not been invited to the Tux and Tiara

And if she does need changing, change her.

And if you aren't on that invite list you may as well just move to Anaheim.

And in that moment, I saw something.

And is able to communicate with the spirit world.

And it is the event in Newport Beach

And it was like, "Who's gonna talk next?"

And it's a movie, so that's like, um,

And it's the same I. I'm a bitch.

And just a perfect summer salad. (GASPS)

And just get paid for it. I like that.

And just went for it, and...

And land is so cheap in New Mexico,

And last night one of those seeds germinated.

And left you a little surprise in there.

And make them they did.

And melt them down,

And my brow lines are getting so deep.

And not dressing like the goddess of fertility and love.

And not go out with men with a convertible car.

And not just clean up for the princess.

And not just physically, I'm emotionally home.

And not me and Marquess and Yung, is because...

And now I guess I'm Jim Bankerd again.

And now I love her up close.

And now I'm here to take your life.

And now I've met Phillip and I'm finally in love again.

And now just some poor slob trying to make it to the weekend.

And of course the police can keep their guns.

And of course, you're all invited.

And on Monday, you received the balloon payment

And only 10 hours from where we live. We can come here all the time.

And perfectly balanced.

And Phillip's the sweetest man in the world.

And planted their seeds.

And put it somewhere so it can't hurt anybody, anymore.

And saying that takes up even more time.

And see if you can get this guy's home video up on the cloud.

And she pointed it at me and fired and she missed.

And she said, "Take equal care of both."

And she's at home all day with our four kids.

And she's out here figuring out what she wants to do.

And shot you out of the torpedo tube,

And silky.

And so are you.

And someone's gotta know something.

And soon as we do it, the stock is no longer available at $30 a share.

And spank that shitty cook for that meal. (CHUCKLES)

And stitched to the face of your mother's father.

And stuffed in the mouths of your children.

And that bitch is me.

And that caboose.

And that he was very angry all the time.

And that he would kidnap a young boy.

And that home is my home. (CACKLES)

And that period could last anywhere from a few minutes to a few days.

And that shit will be all over TMZ, man.

And that was a fact.

And that when she got back,

And the fact that we were just going to give up on him.

And the kids could run around and jump in the pond, and...

And the mystery team privately please?

And the other is... Is my son.

And the oxidation.

And the real estate market there is incredibly tight.

And then a little after that, Kevin fondled me at Tiffany's Fabulous 40 party

And then I asked her to marry me.

And then I had a heart attack and died

And then I just ripped a hole in the fence,

And then I say, "Go back, go back, let's go back."

And then I'd always finish him off with a blowie.

And then I'd have to get fillers...

And then I'll have a better idea.

And then inject us in the tip of your penis

And then it blew his face off?

And then it just... Happened.

And then maybe get started on the main course.

And then that guy will be disappointed,

And then they reset the router,

And then this would be a lot easier.

And then we all sat next to each other at church on Sunday, so...

And then we stopped by her place

And then we went to the courthouse and got married.

And then we would sit in her parlor

And then you come home to a meal like that? Awful!

And then you say, "Okay, okay, okay, okay."

And then,

And there was this division of the ****stani royal guard.

And there would always be time for cookies.

And there's a decent chance at a full recovery.

And these wonderful men were caged up like animals.

And they do not mean the goddess of fertility and love.

And they gave me a booster,

And they just started pouring out of there, scattering in all directions.

And they say the signal is strong,

And they're bringing it to me.

And this guy says it costs 650 bucks.

And this one seemed perfect.

And this, guys, this was 14.99.

And those big mother (BLEEP) scissors didn't work?

And twice on Sunday.

And uh, also rest in peace, Pigeon?

And watched that nuclear bomb destroy that small town in Arizona?

And we are all just now listening.

And we called it Adam.

And we can't get the Internet in here.

And we can't rule out renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Slater.

And we just got this $800, so, when I said I was going back in the shop

And we should give it to her.

And we'd love a couple of rooms, some down pillows,

And we'll find him. I guarantee it.

And we'll pilot the thing that's in Innerspace

And we're going to be a family!

And what corner are you talking about?

And what do you know, huh? A big guy,

And what even is scrubland?

And when I told Adam, he's my boyfriend,

And when you ran out of bullets, you used your fists.

And while I was there,

And who is this older man?

And who's that man we buried?

And will you check on the baby and see if she needs changing

And yes, I'd f Helen.

And you are only now wondering if you should rethink your economic system?

And you gotta protect your family.

And you know they torture people here.

And you know, if she didn't come back... (CHUCKLES)

And you're not gonna believe this

And you're on Mike Tyson Mysteries.

And you're tied up so you won't take off your blindfolds, okay?

And Yung, your final resting place will be in your homeland of Korea.

And, uh, yeah, let's get the (BLEEP) out of here.

And, you will die. I mean, have you ever?

Andrew didn't just die.

Andrew.

ANNE: Mmm.

ANNE: This is where Adam works.

Any of this ringing a bell, doll?

Anybody got a one? Hey, lady, you got a one?

Anyhoo, for a $100 million he turned me into a pigeon.

Anyways. Viennetta, have you had any luck yet?

Apparently, it's a party where all the boys, you know,

Apparently, our neighbors.

Are actually escort agencies.

Are no longer for sale?

Are there any other rules we need to know about?

Are you (BEEP) kidding me?

Are you crazy?

Are you done? Are you seriously, seriously done?

Are you done? Because we can wait until you're done.

Are you dropping me as a client?

Are you making fun of me, bird?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you sure about this, Marquess?

Are you sure you don't just wanna grow it out?

Are you sure?

Are you the Loch Ness Monster?

Aren't bears attracted to semen?

Aren't you coming?

Argo wasn't a Coen Brothers movie.

Argo.

As a radiologist, I use imaging techniques to see

As I said in my note, I lost my wedding ring. It's... It's here somewhere.

As the cocaine distribution hub

As your wife,

Ask Pigeon what he thinks.

At least ISIS is gonna be happy.

Ate too much goat.

Aw, man.

Aw, thank you, Haulani.

Aw, the night's over?

Away from what? Our shallow graves?

Aww.

B, E, A, R, ly.

Bam! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Because he didn't invest in those damn dot com companies.

Because he's about to murder a bunch of people.

Because I (BLEEP) her. Right in the rear.

Because I don't even understand this one.

Because I just got back from a buying trip to Sedona,

Because I know how much you love her.

Because I took a shit while we were talking.

Because I will put that (BLEEP) back on so fast.

Because I'm flying!

Because I'm just distraught over this little missing boy

Because I'm not gonna use my go back for it.

Because I'm only gonna say this once.

Because if I'm monologuing, tell me to stop. Come on.

Because if you can answer that question,

Because if you've got 45 minutes,

Because it's chock full of tips and tit bits.

Because it's like our car just got cleaned.

Because my children believe they are allergic to dogs.

Because my wife is gonna kill me if I don't, uh...

Because now we get to ride in the cable car.

Because the end of the universe

Because you stole that Egyptian man's hat.

Believe me, I talked to everyone.

Benghazi. Man, what really went down.

Bitch!

Book on tape.

Bosie.

BOTH: is now open.

BOTH: The Casa Grande Museum

BRIANNA: Mmm hmm.

BRIANNA: You're bad!

Brianna? (SQUEALS) It's Marquess.

Bup bup bup. You don't need to sell me any of that supreme shit.

Business.

But anyways, (STAMMERS) I really don't want to talk about it.

But as I said to Yung, these things require...

But at least I don't preface taking up all of our time

But do this in a way that does not make it seem like we are backpedaling

But don't you ever (BLEEP) slap me again,

But every once in a while, Adam could say something so heartless.

But first, pants her,

But first...

But for the rest of those boys...

But have you considered finding Max another home?

But he died tragically.

But he was never intentionally cruel, but...

But he was over on Kauai,

But he's going to be very angry when he determines

But how do we convince Lydia that Phillip murdered Andrew?

But I am also

But I can tell by the look on his face, he knows somethin'.

But I could definitely go for a change of career.

But I could eat some more of that goat.

But I don't like mixing business and friendship.

But I guess it was Marquess.

But I heard, you know, rumors that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith,

But I know it was Riga.

But I love large labias so, what was I supposed to do?

But I made her a promise,

But I need the money for my family.

But I will always forever cherish the memories.

But I would love, because we ate nothing but fast food on the drive here,

But I'll probably won't be able to pick up because there's no reception.

But I'm so lonely.

But if you weren't Lydia's late husband,

But it might have to be Wednesday the 4th,

But it's also 11:08, no, 11:09.

But it's hard

But it's just so straight and heavy and coarse.

But it's not. It's unrelated.

But just hear me out.

But keep your eyes shut, okay?

But let me call the company that fixes it.

But maybe next time, less bubbles.

But my uncle said this would be a good back up plan.

But no matter what it's gonna have problems fitting in,

But no steam clean today, Boss?

But nobody was laughing when the dot com company crash happened.

But not big almonds. Just some almond slivers.

But nothing crazy like, hot chocolate.

But now I am going to have my revenge.

But obviously the publicity involved in something like this

But obviously, that doesn't apply to either of you.

But one of them got cold feet and sent you a pigeon with a note.

But perhaps your time is better spent studying the medical report?

But put us in that thing that Dennis Quaid was in.

But she didn't come back,

But thankfully, I had used the rest of the stolen money

But that is going to run you about $650.

But that movie's like 30 years old.

But that's not reality. What's your name, Mitch?

But the new me, the one who's mind and body are in harmony,

But the next, man, I mean like, 17 hours, man,

But the stories I could tell... (CHUCKLES)

But then, I can see the other side too.

But there is more to the story.

But there's more to the story.

But they said it hasn't been enough time.

But we are not crazy.

But we put you on alpha blockers, um...

But we still got invited to the ball that year.

But we're close, Pigeon.

But what I do know,

But what if I could pick that all the way,

But who the Zetas cartel knew as La Diabla,

But with the other guy, we like each other.

But would you like to have dinner with me?

But you have said that carries risk of impotence.

But you pick your battles.

But, Helen was in charge of all that

But, I also did take a shit in Maxine's bathroom.

But, I mean, this is just a pigeon, so...

But, like, without saying we are really doing that.

But, maybe that's too something.

But, seriously, what's tonight?

But, you only get one. So, I was saving mine, you know, for something big,

But, you, Mike Tyson and your men...

Butler, draw my bath.

By God, you have serious body dysmorphia!

By his highness, Prince Abdur Al Farook.

By saying, "I'm not gonna take up all of our time."

By some measures, he is as human as you or I.

Call Dick!

Can I get anyone anything?

Can I have this dance?

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Can I live in his room?

Can we ask you a few questions, ma'am?

Can we just start looking? The sun's going down.

Can you give us a ride back to the car wash?

CAROL: Am I really getting $23 million?

Carol's entitled to half of your income for the duration of your marriage.

Casa Grande would not be

Cassie came over to help me pack for our trip.

Castles, the eggs, and they jump on everything.

Chance say, "I want my mommy."

Charity Ball for Muscular Sclerosis.

Chicken salad.

Chilling, working on a mystery.

Chinese girl got your tongue?

Christ, why am I talking? Now I'm wasting all of our time,

Claim the boy, nine or ten, was taken by the phantasm to the end of the universe.

Class of 1981?

Climb on my back and let me show you my favorite place in Hawaii.

Come on, come on out of there.

Come on, here, boy! (CLICKING TONGUE)

Come on, let's get outta here.

Come on, man!

Come on, Mike. We got a signing this morning.

Come on, team, it's mystery time.

Come on! We gotta get to Miami.

Coming, Carol?

Congratulations, Deezy.

Cool, cool. Okay. I need you to go over to the computer,

Cool, where you at?

Cool. Do you know if they're open now?

Cost a fortune. That and those blinds.

Could be terribly damaging for Foxcroft Academy.

Could one of you maybe please go in and get him?

Could you give us an example?

Could you please remove yourself from our property?

Cover up, no cover up.

Criminy, that's the choice?

Crystal clear?

Crystal clear.

Cut your losses, which I don't have to tell you have been significant.

Dad, be careful.

Dad, don't you think it's weird that we had him buried at a pet cemetery?

Dad, press the call button.

Dad, she just said what it was.

Dad, shouldn't we help them, and then you can eat?

Dad, this is never going to work.

Dad!

Damn, a brother can't catch a break today.

Damn, fool, yes, steam clean!

Damn, I think I lost my sunglasses.

Damn, it looks good! All that for $9.99?

Damn, looks like Miami hasn't recovered from the recession.

Damn, Marquess, you're an asshole.

Damn, motherf damn!

Damn, this is going to be fun.

Damn, where the hell is the light switch?

Damn, Yung. Way to bum us all out.

Damn.

Dancing and playing loud music are banned.

Darling, I'll be right back.

David, this is your wife, your partner. She's gonna understand.

David, would you mind if I speak privately

DAVID: Elizabeth...

DAVID: Everybody thinks the markets are rigged.

Dean Hutchinson is waiting for you in his office. This way.

Decent credit, not great.

Deezy did.

Deezy, are you there too?

Deezy, what the (BLEEP) are you doing here?

DEEZY: (ON PHONE) Not much. What's up with you?

Depending on when they can get Dakota Fanning.

Depends on where the internship is.

Deputy Bainbridge talking.

DEPUTY BAINBRIDGE: Oh, yeah. He's that creepy fellow

Dick! What's going on with your equipment?

Did anyone notice what I noticed?

Did I ever tell you that? I was a sweeper.

Did it lock? Make sure it locks.

Did none of you notice?

Did she go to the corner store?

Did that mystery. And let's just get on to the next one.

Did you contact the police?

Did you do something different?

Did you just take a shower?

Didn't want to make me feel bad?

Dinner at John Goodman's, huh?

Directly into their living room?

Directly into this fecal matter.

Do Mike and the team know?

Do we tell Lydia that her dog is her late husband?

Do you all wanna fly coach or first class?

Do you guys hear that?

Do you have access to this technology?

Do you have any idea where we are?

Do you mind pecans or...

Do you need some help?

Do you need to lie down?

Do you think he's okay?

Do you think that when you're not around

Do you think this is the spot?

Doctor, Adam is uploading something I think you should see.

Does anybody else's salmon tastes weird, like,

Does she think I'm upset about Tanner

Doesn't anyone want to know what my favorite mystery was?

Doing a lot of blowing up of innocent people.

Doing hard labor in prison, thanks to you.

Don't "what" me, you son of a bitch!

Don't be strongly advising me, mother (BLEEP), I just met you.

Don't get hung up on the logic, just enjoy it.

Don't get me wrong, it's incredibly shiny

Don't judge a book. It's a little hidden gem of an antique store.

Don't just leave them sitting around, open, for ants to drink.

Don't mind if I do. (SQUEALS)

Don't offer to make gazpacho

Don't tell me what I can and can't do mother (BLEEP), I just met you.

Don't try to contact me.

Don't worry about it, I'm just so excited to go to a ball. I love balls.

Douglas, it's time for me to add your pecker to my branches.

Dr. Slater said I can't lift anything for another month.

Dr. Slater, this woman is a maid.

Dr. Slater.

DRIVER: Did you vomit in my car, mother (BLEEP)?

Drove her and her little dog.

Drug use, homosexuality.

Due to the gross incompetence of your completely unqualified colleagues.

Easier to keep track of these slippery sons' of bitches.

Easy to say that after this little boy just explained the entire thing.

Eh, she was lousy in the sack anyway.

Emeralds? Rubies? A bunch of sapphires?

Encrusted with a bunch of like... Emeralds?

Especially down there near Las Cruces.

Especially middle school.

Especially, since I was just using you guys for food and shelter.

Even the smallest evidence of disease,

Even transurethral needle ablation.

Evening, everyone.

Every beach town needs a bitch in a gown.

Every time I...

Everybody was making all that money,

Everyone making pearly gay jokes.

Everyone thinks they want Asian hair

Everyone, you remember Daniel, my, um...

Everything is going through Laredo, and it's a nightmare.

Everything okay?

Everything you need to know is contained in this medical report.

Except I probably should've came in here on Monday.

Except it turns out all the modeling agencies in Las Vegas

Except they were not phantom orders,

Except Timothy who just kept going.

Excuse me, sir.

Facial and vocal reconstructive surgery to look and sound like me.

Fast food breakfast items.

Fattah el Sisi, President of Egypt.

Figure out what I'm gonna do with it.

Finally.

Find a new gift, I just...

Fine, fine.

First place, spelling bee.

First week of December.

Fisherman's Wharf, cable cars,

Fishing, hiking,

Fix your sleeve.

Flowers. Yeah, well, you're gonna get de flowered by a giant dicked Samoan.

Flying vomit.

Fondling my mother at Megan's Sweet 16 party?

For

For 200 years, bullies have gathered here

For a decent Riesling, you don't.

For a person who seems incredibly uncomfortable saying, "Jack off,"

For all those people on that street, huh?

For it is we alone who demand

For nothing but their own pleasure!

For that order to get to the exchange.

For that paper towel.

For the Albanian mafia.

For the entire Western United States.

For the past 20 years,

For the rest of my life.

For this feeling right here.

For three weeks!

For what it's worth, Carol,

For your first time out? (SCOFFS)

Forever.

Found one.

Four kids, huh? Hey, I know what you can get her!

From a settlement with the greater New England boxing authority for $46 million.

From all the beautiful colors.

From every boy that ever spilt his pecker wit on me.

From the Albanian mafia.

From the Texas A&M School of Veterinary Medicine

Gather round, team. I got a surprise.

Gather round, team. I got a surprise.

George, are you there?

Get down. Everybody down.

Get in on some of that office gossip

Get in the (BLEEP) van and let's get the (BLEEP) out of here.

Get your minds You know what?

Give me a second, Mitch.

Given him the (BLEEP) ring, Marquess. Just give him the (BLEEP) ring.

Gladis!

God damn it. I can't see a (BLEEP) thing.

God damn it. See?

God damn, Marquess, don't swear in front of my daughter.

God dang it, I need some Dick in my ear!

God, dang it! Why, can you hear anything?

God, I love a bidet.

Good afternoon, Boss. Can I hook you up with a supreme...

Good Lord, you have a nice pecker.

Good luck with those mysteries.

Good mornin, shithead.

Good mornin' fella.

Good morning.

Good thing he thought we were Anne's friends.

Good thing I had my pistol.

Good thinking, Toby. Getting them all into one room.

Good to meet you.

Good. I did bring some jewelry for tonight.

Gossip and rumor mongering are forbidden.

Gotta get that smoothed out.

Grab my hand. Pigeon!

Graciela, just get him out of here!

Graduated from St. Louis Community College.

Great. Now, Viennetta...

Greetings, Mr. Tyson.

Ha! Like, for the first time in my life, everything feels...

Hacked off pieces of him, sewed him back up, served him the pieces.

Half?

Hands everywhere and...

Has anyone thought of calling the police?

HAULANI: (ON INTERCOM) Aloha. Great news, everyone.

HAULANI: (ON INTERCOM) Aloha. I'd like to hear.

Have to remember that for later.

Have you always been interested in mysteries?

Have, uh, her and you thought of taking a basic English class?

He beat the shit out of me. He took my money.

He came into my life when I needed him the most.

He could kill all of us.

He fell asleep on the couch that's in my room.

He finds them very impersonal. I learned that the hard way.

He found a way to be reincarnated.

He gave us the signal. Torpedo!

He got sucked up when we were vacuuming.

He has to learn that disappointment

He is a machine, after all.

He just completely shut down.

He kept saying how tight it was.

He said he would need many, many millions even to get a dump.

He said, "My wife's gonna kill me," and you said,

He said, "The end."

He want his mother.

He was like a gift from heaven.

He was murdered by Phillip!

He was with us, wasn't he?

He's a radiologist.

He's alive!

He's coming. Now get ready, everybody.

He's falling out of the truck!

He's fine, I left his bedroom window open. He's getting plenty of air.

He's got a tattoo on his face.

He's in all those Coen Brother movies.

He's no good.

He's not a dog!

He's not even in anything.

He's one of those nice guys that never yells.

He's ready.

He's the father of this child

He's the guy from Roseanne.

He's the most eligible bachelor in Newport.

He's the produce manager.

He's uploading all of his experiences,

He's worked here for over a year.

Headed by a guy, Dr. Khan,

Heavyweight champ of the world.

Helen, who I knew as a wife, a mother, a great cook,

Hell, maybe we can get tickets to the Sydney Opera House.

Hello!

Hello! (LAUGHS)

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Help me! Someone!

Help! Help!

Hence, the museum. To preserve the heritage of this land.

Her and I are super good friends.

Her and I take yoga together,

Her and I's kids go to the same school.

Her and... Jesus Christ!

Here we are lounging around the pool,

Here you go, David.

Here you go, little buddy.

Here, boy! (CLICKING TONGUE)

Here, let me show you.

Here, let me talk to him.

Here. I could only remember the address of the last two places I lived.

Here's one with flexibility and security.

Here's the part that's different from Innerspace,

Here's the thing, John Goodman.

Here's what you do. We all stand in a circle.

Hey Pigeon, get down here. We got a new mystery.

Hey team, got a new mystery.

Hey there, Mike.

Hey, babe, I gotta go back to work.

Hey, can I ask what you're doing in town?

Hey, Dad. This is my friend Cassie that I told you about.

Hey, don't get any ideas, bitch.

Hey, dude, there's a big mall here, right?

Hey, everybody, you know what time it is?

Hey, excuses are like assholes, everyone's got one.

Hey, eyes up here!

Hey, fellas, let me ask you something.

Hey, Gil. I hope you and Helen like the crudite platter.

Hey, girl.

Hey, guys, help me find a mystery

Hey, guys, you know what I can barely contain?

Hey, I love you guys!

Hey, Kimber, it's Mike Tyson.

Hey, lady, you got another ten?

Hey, man, are you wearing a dress?

Hey, need a hand?

Hey, Pigeon. Where you at? You home?