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Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 Flight of the Conchords is a critically acclaimed and hilarious television show that aired

Flight of the Conchords - Season 2

Flight of the Conchords is a critically acclaimed and hilarious television show that aired its second season in 2009. This musical comedy series revolves around the lives of a New Zealand folk parody duo, also named Flight of the Conchords, as they navigate the ups and downs of trying to make it big in the music industry. With a unique blend of deadpan humor, catchy tunes, and unforgettable characters, Season 2 of Flight of the Conchords takes viewers on a delightful and whimsical journey.

The show is spearheaded by the talented duo of Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie, who play fictionalized versions of themselves. Jemaine, with his tall and lanky figure, delivers deadpan humor with impeccable timing. Bret, on the other hand, exudes an endearing and slightly clueless charm. Together, they form the heart and soul of Flight of the Conchords. The chemistry between Jemaine and Bret is one of the main driving forces behind the show's success.

The second season of Flight of the Conchords introduces a number of memorable and beloved supporting characters. There's Murray Hewitt (played by Rhys Darby), the Conchords' inept and constantly stressed-out manager. Murray often finds himself in hilarious and nonsensical situations as he tries to navigate the music industry, while simultaneously staying true to his Kiwi roots. Also joining the cast is Mel (Kristen Schaal), an obsessed fan who borders on stalking the duo and constantly fawns over them. Kristen's portrayal of the overzealous and slightly delusional fan is side-splitting and adds another layer of comedy to the show.

Throughout the second season, Flight of the Conchords delivers an assortment of fantastic musical numbers that perfectly encapsulate the essence of the characters and their misadventures. From the ironic "Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor)" to the hilariously melodic "Carol Brown," every song showcases the duo's talented songwriting abilities and their ability to deliver laugh-out-loud lyrics. The music is catchy, clever, and wildly entertaining, making it impossible to resist singing along. Fortunately, fans of the show can play and download these sounds to enjoy the tunes long after the season ends.

In addition to the hilarious escapades of the main characters, the second season of Flight of the Conchords also delves deeper into the personal lives of Jemaine and Bret. Viewers get a glimpse into their romantic entanglements, as both characters find themselves in a series of amusing and oftentimes awkward situations. Whether it's Jemaine's misguided attempts at attracting women or Bret's endearing naiveté when it comes to love, the show demonstrates a relatable and humorous exploration of the complexities of relationships.

Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 continues the show's signature blend of dry humor, memorable characters, and infectious music. With its whimsical and irreverent take on the world of struggling musicians, it has carved out a unique place in television history. The show's ability to seamlessly blend comedy with music is a testament to the remarkable talents of Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie, who effortlessly bring their fictionalized alter egos to life. By the end of the second season, viewers are left craving more of the Conchords' quirky adventures and unforgettable tunes.

For anyone who appreciates clever wordplay, catchy melodies, and absurd humor, Flight of the Conchords is an absolute must-watch. It offers a refreshing and entertaining escape from reality, making it the perfect show to unwind and have a good laugh. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to embark on a hilarious journey with Jemaine, Bret, and the rest of the Flight of the Conchords crew—the laughs and catchy tunes are guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

A bit boring in jail, eh?
A couple of cool guys took to the stage and wowed the audience
A group of people basically getting together
A land of innovators.
A lot of attention to your illegal immigrant status.
A lot's happened since then. Things change.
A moss green shirt and a tie?
A my mom gave me that. She thought it made me look like bruce willis.
A place called...
A really big drop because you guys nearly got me the Sack.
A whore? Is he?
A woman killed her husband.
About six times I think it was
About three of your staff members and their behavior.
Absent.
Actually, bryan, you can't drink and drive either.
Actually, maybe that would be quite good.
Actually, Mel, I don't see any reason
Actually, you're part maori, aren't you?
After that, the rockers,
Ah, yes, you said that. Yes.
Ah. Ah.
Ah. Is that them there in your briefcase?
Ah. We got a letter from the electricity company.
Ahem. He struggled with addiction.
All our utilities were cut off because Bret bought a cup.
All right then.
All right, go.
All right, I'll note that down.
All right, I'll see you tonight at tae kwan do.
All right, if everyone's finished taking pictures,
All right, it's time to get the high points
All right, now we've got some industry types in tonight,
All right, scratch that character.
All right, see you tomorrow, future friends.
All right, that's another issue we need to discuss.
All right, this is it!
All right? He shouldn't be selling himself to the street!
All right? It's your story.
All right.
All right. Well, I'll put that on the list.
All the ladies are just checking out my sugarlumps.
All year.
Also, would you be interested in going out sometime?
Ambassador, I'm Murray hewitt
And a share of his family fortunes.
And also similar to little Italy.
And also, I think you're gonna have to go the whole way.
And at the end here I've got
And Bret could've just easily covered over
And Bret, great cover on the fainting.
And Bret, you can still see Doug.
And Bret...
And Bret... Joey, the naive one.
And by the way, who's manning the information booth?
And despair, selling their instruments.
And did you ask Jemaine about that thing?
And finally end up at the bottom.
And future actively.
And get that cushion off your head, Jemaine.
And get to that next level. What do you say, guys?
And he's had to go back and get some more.
And I brought you back into the city...
And I can see into the future when I sleep?
And I grope people in my sleep.
And I just went to the bank to deposit them
And I know this is gonna be hard on you two,
And I know you guys are sometimes involved in music,
And I noticed that the fan art I painted for you
And I tell you about the musical I've written. It's just like now.
And I was the guy that looked after the bags.
And I will get you back, Jemaine.
And I'm not allowed to have friends over on weeknights,
And in '54 I joined the monkey lords.
And it got out of hand.
And it's a great success.
And it's not a musical gig as such.
And just turn this house into a whorehome.
And low points graph out.
And maybe wear a cowboy hat and cover up your head a bit.
And my dad Gordon. Mom wasn't even allowed in it.
And no more raft gigs.
And on the internet service,
And on the y axis here,
And one air guitar which was mimed,
And preferably never.
And said something that rhymed with dick...
And she's gonna be working with us on the new zealandtown opening day celebration.
And so should you. And you, Jemaine,
And that you've got a job if you want it.
And that's if you stop selling those straws, Bret.
And that's where he met my great great grandma.
And the australians would lure them to the bottom of the sea and they'd drown.
And the fun begins.
And the help of a savvy manager who shows you the light...
And the police psychologist said
And then "enemies."
And then he taught you to fight your father?
And then she got on the bus back to Australia for good.
And then she'd tell you to do it.
And then we give the cup a rest.
And then you and then greg.
And then you just made up the end with a musical.
And then... Iook at this...
And there's a risk of throat polyps.
And they don't think we can be together?
And they shipped him out to Australia
And they started to feel good about you.
And they're in the wrong currency.
And to make matters worse, the guy next to him barbecuing...
And unfortunately I've had to use all the profits from the nigel soladu fund,
And unfortunately, as of yesterday,
And we need 50 really for an effective replica.
And we'd build bivouacs like this
And we've decided that,
And what about you? You're a farmer.
And what I want is to get you up here...
And what's this I also hear from the same source
And you can be sure about it.
And you get up on your chairs and sing, but...
And you is hair.
And you owe me $7,727.
And you shouldn't hassle rappers.
And you start at the bottom, but with a bit of hard work
And you'd not really notice,
And you'll have to bring in some I.D.
And you're from someplace no one's even fucking heard of.
And your children, what about them? What would become of them?
And, Bret, you can't confirm that he's a dick.
And, Bret, you're lucky I'm bailing you out.
And, Jemaine, you will stay with Doug.
And, um...
Anything to report back?
Anyway, good news on the money front, right?
Anyway, I'd like you all to meet Paula.
Anyway, I'll see you later, guys.
Anyway, Murray, Paula's second in command after me
Anyway, zero people.
Anyways, I made one of Bret, but it came out a little weird,
Are these your guys?
Are you sure Doug's gonna be okay with this?
Are you sure she's Australian?
As an off Broadway musical.
As you can see, I pretty much got the handsomeness.
At the end you end up staging yourselves a big Broadway musical
Back in 1991 when I was trying to find my look.
Band meeting tomorrow, so see you tomorrow...
Banish him, you know, from the group.
Basically, you should have your guitars back
Bass solo. Bass solo over.
Be together anymore doesn't mean that we don't want to be with you.
Because Bret was jealous.
Because everyone wants us to be quiet.
Because I'm a new zealander and you're an Australian
Because they were in love.
Because they won't let you go into town to play your music.
Because...
Big art opening... around the block. Come on.
Bird watching. I love to watch birds.
Bobby mcferrin. Pavarotti.
Bought a magazine and a giant beach ball.
Bravo, guys.
Bret cuts it. Ask him.
Bret loves it. I saw him bring it up a couple of hours ago.
Bret,
Bret, come in a bit.
Bret, could he have one of yours until I get this sorted?
Bret, Dave, get those kids.
Bret, do you read?
Bret, don't shine the light in my eyes...
Bret, have you seen keitha?
Bret, how much are you selling those superstraws for?
Bret, I didn't say to tell him he's a dick.
Bret, I dreamt about you again.
Bret, I feel like you're my brother.
Bret, I think she might be Australian.
Bret, I want out... I want out of the gang.
Bret, is your gang gonna be here all day?
Bret, it's Jemaine speaking.
Bret, look. There she is.
Bret, perhaps you should wear shorts and show your legs off
Bret, the ladies go crazy for my sugarlumps.
Bret, where's your guitar?
Bret, you know how you told me you were good at sex?
Bret, you will stay with me
Bret, you've got a favorite part of the newspaper?
Bret, you've got to get out there and stop Jemaine.
Bret! Bret.
Bret.
Bret.
Bret. Bret.
Bret. Bret.
Bret. Bret.
Bret. No, I've done you.
Bret... Murray, curry. Any use to you?
Bret's a real good masseuse.
Bret's right. There are none.
Broken? How long have you been hearing me?
But come on, get up with the '90s.
But don't look at it that way.
But he's... he's a lovely guy.
But I actually used to be in a gang.
But I can't believe what I'm hearing.
But I got a lot of shit going on in the states right now.
But I keep it private.
But I knew something was wrong,
But I like to go to bed by 8:00 at night
But I think the other guy living in my apartment is a dangerous drug dealer.
But I think we could use more development.
But I think you should probably apologize.
But I thought flossy the sheep won miss new zealand every year.
But I will fight you, Doug,
But I'm more like chandler..
But I've only got one bed
But if she was here, yes, we'd have two.
But it didn't matter in the end, did it?
But it's out of 100.
But it's perfect for our needs.
But it's too late now. I hope you can remember them.
But last night, playing with only one guitar,
But most of your hair is body hair, isn't is, Jemaine?
But most recently they've been implying my friend here
But not great to perform in front of these people.
But not the good ones, not the new zealand army.
But not weekends... and I can't say why.
But satisfied 'cause I was right about the cup.
But the people watching will really appreciate it.
But this is new York.
But unfortunately we're down to one today.
But we came to visit you impromptu.
But we only have $51 American.
But we thought you really liked us.
But we're not concentrating on that now.
But what if this is just the beginning of your story?
But when other people are looking at you
But where will we live?
But you did something very nice.
But, Bret, I just... I feel like...
Bye, Dave.
Bye!
Bye.
Calling each other friends.
Can I ask you a hypothetical question?
Can I get a hug? Hug?
Can it wait till the morning?
Can never be what?
Can we get that fixed, greg, please?
Can we stay at your place tonight, Murray?
Can we use the emergency band fund to get my guitar back?
Can we watch a video instead?
Can you imagine it? Out of the hundreds of people that use the internet,
Can you not put it on there? Just 'cause it's the table tennis table.
Can you talk to Murray about organizing some more?
Cast him off, you know?
Castrated him, defanged him.
Cheers.
Close that door and don't let anyone see you.
Come on, cool dudes, open up, it's me.
Come on, Jemaine. Let's go home.
Come on, Johnny, let's... let's go.
Come on, we're on the same level now.
Come on.
Continue along the bottom
Cool. So you guys got any questions you want to ask me?
Cops show up, "what's that, officer?
Could you pass me my sandwich, please?
Could you put that in there, please?
Create some lady space. Come on, move apart, guys.
Dad was the leader,
Dave, do you have any special skills?
Dave, they've gone.
Dave?
Dave's right. Sorry, guys, I'm out of the gang
Did I say that right?
Did Jemaine just call me a dick?
Did she mention me at all?
Did you dance?
Did you ever think I'd end up being prime minister, Paula?
Did you finish the gel on your body hair?
Did you hear that, guys? The prime minister is looking for a cool band.
Did you hear that, prime minister? So cool.
Did you see what I did there? I didn't start a fight with greg,
Did you take that off the lobby notice board?
Did you use protection?
Didn't read it.
Dinner with your parents?
Dissing, bad mouthing. Who are those guys that you were dissing?
Do I have gang experience? I was in the snake eyes,
Do massage?
Do not say that in front of them, Doug. It's damaging.
Do you guys...
Do you have a key to our apartment?
Do you have an outside source income?
Do you have any gang experience?
Do you have any gel, Mel?
Do you have any gel?
Do you remember how we slept together
Do you see children in the army, Jemaine?
Do you think he's listening? Let's test it.
Do you think Julia roberts is a pretty woman?
Do you think so, Jemaine?
Do you think that it might be clairvoyance
Do you think that's what you'll do?
Do you want to swap for a while?
Does anyone else have anything like that they want to add?
Does she sound Australian? Australian accent?
Does that make any sense to you?
Doesn't sound too good. "By Murray hewitt."
Doing a gig to nobody.
Don't drink the water.
Don't look at me. I'm not here, Bret.
Don't take it to the top.
Don't talk about her. She's right there.
Don't think so, man.
Don't think that's a very good idea.
Don't touch anything.
Don't touch it.
Don't you mean they... they chopped off his dick?
Doug and I have something very important to talk to you about.
Dr. Spectacles here is looking for keitha.
Eh?
Either she's Australian or she really likes Australia.
Electric copper. What about yours?
End of meeting. Scram.
Especially during, okay? It puts me off.
Especially the one audience member for coming along today.
Eugene, have you seen Jemaine?
Even though you're from austria
Everyone else could feel that.
Ew!
Exactly, because it shouldn't matter
Exactly. And the dance number "lllegal lmmigrants."
Except it's not as strong as it used to be since I've lived here,
Excuse me, sir. Hi.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Have you seen an Australian girl around here?
False alarm. It's Jemaine.
Feel free to go get a drink or make yourselves at home,
Five.
For a guy called Eddie.
For something you did in my dream last night.
For the replica of the toothbrush fence?
For you on the answer phone.
Forced to move from city to city looking for the perfect wave.
Forget about all the work formalities we normally have when we're working.
Forget about it.
Forget it, bryan. It's new zealandtown.
Free condoms. Free condoms from the human condom!
Friends should be friends of friends' friends.
From new zealand 'cause you thought I was an Australian.
From the new zealand consulate. I'd like to complain
G'day.
Gang pr... wait.
Gary can tell. He's livid.
Get comfortable. We'll be back in about 10 minutes.
Get in that bedroom and root me again.
Get into the shed and get the mower... do the lawn."
Get off. Get off.
Get out, Bret. I've got a customer. It's a pretty woman.
Give me a call.
Glue?
Good idea.
Good luck, guys.
Good morning, Jemaine.
Good night, dad. Good night, graeme.
Good night.
Good one, Dave. How was your day?
Good one, nigel. Why isn't nigel a prostitute?
Good shepherding today, guys!
Good to see you. Who's this, Murray... your wife?
Good work, Paula.
Good, so he didn't hear that last bit. That's how you diss someone.
Good. Also, I've got something to say.
Good. Have you got your wallet?
Got quite the accent, don't you, kevina?
Got some... just a little bit of terrible news there,
Got your wallet? She didn't steal your wallet?
Graeme found nice places for us to ride to
Graeme found nice places for us to ride to
Great.
Great. Excellent. Can I drive the bus?
Great. What are you doing with it?
Greg, what are you laughing for?
Greg's a good guy, but he's in colleague status.
Greg's written this. He's put the rs too far apart.
Guys, do you want to know a secret?
Guys, sit down, sit down.
Guys, the audience is in, okay?
Hands off, Murray.
Hang on! You haven't got your costumes on! What are you wearing?
Have a good one tonight. You're my favorite actor.
Have a look at these.
Have a look out the window here. Iook.
Have you ever heard of a man playing a harp?
Have you got any food here?
Have you guys ever had hurt feelings?
Have you thought about these rappers that you'rdissing?
He didn't even ask me to be in the gang.
He is my muse and my joy.
He just graduated dental school.
He just randomly send me an internet letter
He said to tell you that your phone wasn't working
He says you have a kind face.
He was in "soul plane," "racing stripes"...
He was the voice of lightning the racehorse.
He went apeshit.
He'll go all the way and he's clean.
He's a bit of a part time prostitute.
He's a player, a night owl.
He's been shorn off.
He's going online, right?
He's just a guy who we met one time.
He's just putting on a brave face.
He's missing, all right, David? We're looking for him
He's my new business partner.
He's not coming in.
He's out working the beat.
He's probably just dropped the gel
He's saying "shall we get together sometime?"
He's taking up three seats. He's got shopping bags with him.
He's with me. Why you get home so late, Gordon?"
Hello. Bret speaking.
Her and her friends jumped me and taped me to the door.
Here he is!
Here in the united states, rivalries between rappers
Here's $20. I don't trust it with them.
Here's your sandwich.
Hey, Bret, Jemaine.
Hey, Bret, you think it's rocking now,
Hey, Bret. Hey, Jemaine.
Hey, carol, it's Jemaine here.
Hey, great gig last night. You got a glowing review.
Hey, greg, have you got an eraser?
Hey, guys, too many dicks.
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
Hey, Jemaine! Hey, Bret!
Hey, Jemaine.
Hey, man. Where are you? Did you run away?
Hey, Petrov, what is that you are eating?
Hey, she'd never be my girlfriend.
Hey, when did he go?
Hey, where's the gel gone?
Hey!
Hey! Hey, guys!
Hi, David. Can you look after these two, please?
Hi, do you need a prostitute?
Hi, everyone. We need more toothbrushes.
Hi, greg, I need some anti glue.
Hi, guys. You can call me Keith, by the way.
Hi, we'd like to inquire about a room.
Hm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Do you think there's any chance you were adopted?
Hold on one second, okay? It's in the trunk.
How about you guys? Are you excited about new zealandtown?
How are new zealand's mineral exports, Murray?
How come I'm wearing gumboots?
How come it looks so much like my arm
How could you not know she was Australian?
How do you accidently sleep with one?
How do you think you get to be sold out?
How does it sound then?
How does that feel, a taste of your own dick medicine?
How many stairs in your apartment, Jemaine?
How many straws does it take to make a superstraw?
How much is it to new Jersey, by the way?
How much was that cup again?
How's my chart, Murray?
How's that?
Huh! No.
Huh?
Huh. No, I'm just his plus one.
I accidently slept with an Australian.
I agree.
I almost did on the way over here.
I am close. You're too close now.
I am. I'm not
I bet she did. They're tricky.
I better get packed up. I'll see you at 4:00.
I called them to come and save you.
I can hardly hear it.
I can make a weapon out of pretty much anything
I can't believe it, Jemaine. He's not a dick or a tick.
I can't get a cut on that?
I can't have you at my apartment. What if some crazy shit goes down?
I can't really feel it. I wanna feel it.
I carried you back individually.
I could be chandler, the funny one.
I could just eat you up.
I could work on that with you and get a cut of it.
I couldn't put it down.
I couldn't see what was going on from around the corner.
I did this painting. This is Jemaine.
I didn't hurt his feelings. Greg's got feelings.
I didn't really like that part of the army.
I didn't want to go to the nightclub, Murray.
I do call you a dick sometimes.
I do.
I don't actually know. It's not my department.
I don't believe you. That's her sweatshirt.
I don't even know you guys anymore.
I don't go to new Jersey. I only ride around the park.
I don't have a cowboy hat.
I don't know what you said.
I don't know whether you're keen to have them in your club.
I don't know who you are anymore.
I don't know. I'll ask.
I don't know. It was loud in the nightclub.
I don't really want to go to that. Do I have to go?
I don't think I want to be a prostitute.
I don't think so, guys, because you drilled holes in my desk
I don't think that exists, Murray.
I found that on the steps downstairs
I get to drive the tour bus.
I got a rejected form.
I guess I'm not gonna be able to pay you $30.
I guess you don't want to get together. Okay.
I had a dream about you guys last night.
I had to leave the New Zealand Army.
I have a bladder thing.
I have a few rules. No laughing,
I have some cookies for you in my fanny pack.
I haven't done this r a while.
I haven't seen that one.
I heard of one rapper... he chopped this guy's whole body off,
I heard you don't have a place to stay.
I just dissed all the rappers I could think of.
I just don't think we're gonna be able to pay our rent otherwise.
I just feel bad 'cause I got the cup.
I just get them from stationery.
I just think it's really cool that you love each other
I just wanted a new cup. We only had one cup.
I just... you know, I wish could all have got on.
I keep mine private. I mean, I diss greg sometimes,
I kinda like you too.
I knew if you bought a cup, we'd end up in jail.
I knew it.
I knew you were gonna get angry. Don't single me out.
I knew you were gonna say that. But this is the stuff.
I know a place we can hide till this blows over.
I know how you guys are.
I know it sounds good, but it's actually pretty dressing.
I know of a place...
I know what it feels like to not be wanted.
I know, but that's something I like doing.
I like the stories about animals when they've escaped from the zoo.
I like to have a sleep.
I love you too.
I love you, big j.
I mean the face, I suppose, but not bodily, not at all.
I mean, I would, I would, but I wouldn't pay you.
I mean, I wouldn't insult you by giving you charity.
I mean, when I first met you, you tried to have me deported
I mean, you would have to earn it, of course.
I might have some mousse maybe.
I must be sleepwalking.
I need my desk to work on. This is my workspace.
I need some money.
I need to know what times we're available. Mrs. Li?
I noticed, Bret, you didn't have a guitar.
I often have to wait for Jemaine to finish his...
I really enjoyed it. The only problem is it's very powerful.
I remember.
I ride an exercycle and run up and down the stairs in our apartment each day.
I saw it on the advertisement on the lobby notice board.
I say witty things. I have witticisms.
I sold it to get some money.
I sold it to pay the bills.
I sometimes go to the toilet in the middle of the night.
I still think about it now.
I suppose so.
I suppose.
I swear on Doug's life I will fix this rift.
I tend to... I really reach out.
I think he's barbecuing lamb.
I think I put I was gonna eat them.
I think I'm gonna head back to my hotel 'cause I've got to fly out in the morning.
I think it might be time, guys.
I think it's a fitting revenge for you throwing it at me.
I think so. The opportunity has arisen
I think that's "Star Wars."
I think the most important part is to get a maori warrior.
I think there may be an answer phone message
I think we should have a traditional maori village.
I think we're gonna have to face facts.
I think we've got a gig to perform.
I think you're ready to meet Jim.
I thought it would be a good idea if you ended each gig with a slow song.
I thought that's what you were supposed to do.
I thought we could bring a female element into our group
I thought we'd gone to the next level... friends level.
I thought you painted it.
I tried, Murray. I called.
I was a navy seal for 15 years.
I was just calling to say...
I was just calling to see if you guys wanted to go out tonight.
I was named after me dad.
I was wondering...
I was writing this and at the same time I was reading it.
I will have a superstraw, please.
I will see you at my place at 4:30?
I would just say something sarcastic
I would really love to learn how to attack a man.
I would. I would pay you so much money.
I'd better go before I wake up.
I'd like to push things forward in the friendship realm.
I'd like you to stop graffitiing
I'd love that. Okay, bye.
I'd love to go there.
I'll do it.
I'll get you some gel on the way back, all right?
I'll just call him back and tell him that we're busy and stuff.
I'll need about a week's notice.
I'll probably find you there.
I'll wait in the car here till you're finished nightclubbing, okay?
I'm afraid this is a drop in the y axis, Bret.
I'm available all the time,
I'm doing a drawing but I've made a mistake.
I'm glad you care about the environment.
I'm going, Bret.
I'm gonna have to charge you for the next 20 minutes.
I'm gonna just head off... I've got gang practice.
I'm gonna take this with me. I'll be right back.
I'm joking. I'm not.
I'm just doing it very gently
I'm just kidding. I would never hire...
I'm just kidding. That's not how I am.
I'm just patting her.
I'm just saying that if you were to go out with an Australian...
I'm just the brains behind this operation
I'm Murray hewitt from the new zealand consulate.
I'm not going back to the big house, all right?
I'm not gonna apologize. It was a dream.
I'm not participating in this hug.
I'm not sure about her and me.
I'm not sure I got your name.
I'm not surprised.
I'm not totally in the dark ages. I do go out once in a while.
I'm out of here. Stall 'em.
I'm sorry I can't help you guys out,
I'm sorry, Louie. I'm out.
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry.
I'm still trying on that one.
I'm sure you don't look that stupid. Open up.
I'm talking to Bret now.
I'm the gang. I'm the tough brets.
I'm trying to...
I'm walking.
I'm working on a poster idea for my new campaign.
I'm... I'm sorry, I'm just a little bit nervous.
I'm... I'm... I'm locked in. She's trapped me.
I've been in the ceiling most of the day.
I've been writing this for two years...
I've brought "the world's fastest indian."
I've decided we should really look at our cultural heritage.
I've got a couple of very cool looking guys in the back of my car.
I've got lots of news... uh, good news,
I've got that old sun hat, though.
I've got to go to the quarantine,
I've got to go. You guys want to hang out tomorrow still or...
I've got you some good news here.
I've mixed you up with... what's his name?
I've never seen a man play a harp.
I've noticed your acting tends to be a bit boring.
I've only got one jock, Jim.
I've sold quite a few of them.
I've tried to rack my brains to find that answe Bret.
I've written that there. That's good.
I've written up a timeline, if you look over here,
Idiots. Official idiots, Jemaine.
If you don't believe it, he can take his shirt off
If you don't like it, Jemaine, I'd prefer if you told me.
If you find him can you tell him that we're looking for him?
If you go overtime,
If you guys could play a song for me.
If you know what's good for you.
If you really want to help, we do need someone to work the information booth.
If you were to, I would be fine with it.
If you'd like to take pictures, do it very very quietly.
If you'd stay with us.
If you're into those sorts of things,
Illegal immigrants, illegal immigrants...
In a few days' time, he'll return the money I invested
In a surprise attack? What were you doing?
In about 14 years.
In American dollars, not in New Zealand dollars.
In our career so far.
In the professional realm,
Indeed he should not, sir.
Insulting me and my country over the last few days.
Iook at Bret. He's having a good time.
Iook at it that there's three seats taken.
Iook at this.
Iook at this.
Iook, I'll make it up to you, all right?
Iook, I'll solve it.
Iook, I've been so caught up with new zealandtown.
Iook, if my mom...
Iook, just around the park.
Is everything cool between you two?
Is he gonna do it?
Is that a terrible murder happened there...
Is that American dollars or real dollars?
Is that how you feel?
Is that something that you forgot?
Is there a more practical solution?
Is this some sort of initiation for Jemaine into the ganit
Is this true, Jemaine?
Is this your girlfriend then, is it, Murray?
Isn't it the same way with rappers back in newfoundland?
Isn't that the same thing?
It came out x rated, actually...
It depends what we had, you know, handy.
It does, doesn't it? Lock him up.
It doesn't matter anyway.
It doesn't matter who wrote it, Jemaine.
It is manly.
It is not degrading.
It is not degrading.
It says here on our bank statement
It sure is.
It was a great idea to put on a musical.
It was a hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak time of my life.
It was hard to tell if the band was a band
It was only $2.79.
It was such a great night.
It was the confidence the gel gave you.
It was the most gruesome thing I ever heard of.
It wasn't the gel that made you cool.
It wasn't?
It won't sound fine, Bret. You've got no guitar.
It'll be gone, then you'll have no feelings.
It'll be okay.
It'll sound fine.
It's 'cause of that cup. You should never have bought that cup.
It's "goodbye, Dave," isn't it?
It's "Murray." Murray, present.
It's 2:00, prime minister.
It's a condition.
It's a friend of mine from nigeria.
It's a musical, like "Mamma Mia"...
It's a pretty big timeline.
It's a pretty quiet party, Murray.
It's about a couple of deadbeat guys from New Zealand
It's about the music, not about the way you look.
It's all right, isn't it?