Dustin Soundboard - Stranger Things Edit

Also look for earpieces, camo, duffel bags, that sort of thing.

At least someone's happy I'm home.

Bullshit.

Cerebro.

Do you have any batteries double?

Do you know Planck's constant?

Dustin.

Even Russians.

He believes that shit.

Hi.

I always carry batteries.

I can talk to my girlfriend whenever and wherever I choose.

I intercepted a secret Russian communication.

I just got home.

I know that sounds insane, but the Russians have infiltrated Hawkins. The God damn Russian.

I need age.

I'm Justin.

I'm sorry, it's not because I'm mad. I mean, he actually was mad, but it's also because I was trapped underground in a secret Russian base.

If you die, I die.

Instead of dating somebody because you think it's gonna make you cooler, why not date somebody you actually enjoy being around, like me and Susan?

Just think you could have all the ladies you want and more.

Kissing is better without teeth.

Mike.

No.

Not right now.

Now that you're out of high school.

OK, so I know it starts with two sixes and then I what is it?

Please.

Pleasure to meet you.

Pretty impressive, right?

Pretty neat, huh?

Promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.

Slammer.

So last night.

Susie.

Tall, blonde, not smiling.

This is Dustin.

This is Dustin. Do you copy over?

This is gold leader returning to base. Do you copy over?

Trust me on this.

Turn around, Look at what you see. In her face, the mirror of your tree. Make believe I'm everywhere. Giving him a light written on the pages is the answer to a never ending story.

We could be heroes. True American heroes.

We're trying to get in contact with Susie.

Which means you're technically an adult, but you think it's time you move on from primitive constructs such as popularity.

Yes, I am fine. How are you?