Quagmire Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 4 and 5 Edit

About God.

After I drugu and tried to have sex with your unconscious body.

Alright, I'll take it.

And I am sorry.

Are you kidding?

Argh!

But my God, if I if I tried to ********** right now, you know what it come out. Little flag with the word bang on it.

Come on beautiful, keep it open mind.

Come on.

Crying 2.

Crying 3.

Crying 4.

Crying.

Damn it you guys are boring the crap out of me.

Damn it, I knew this was gonna happen.

Diane is in here.

Did I hear you oh ING and I would like to.

Did it again.

Did you get? Did you get to go?

Dude.

Eww

Giggity

Giggity

Giggity giggity giggity giggity goo eat Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing bang, who eat who are Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing bang?

Giggity giggity goo.

Go home and buy a monkey.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha.

He's Quagmire, Quagmire. You never really know what he's going to do next. Giggedy giggedy giggedy let's have sex.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey there.

Hey there.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi I'm in love.

Hi there.

Hi.

I did Google the that girl.

I don't understand the world anymore.

I don't want my neighbors seeing a fat old dirty ***** screaming at me on my front lawn.

I got I got I got I got.

I gotta talk to you.

I guess my great hair, great flavor tea with my gugus.

I had to do a few favors.

I have not been entirely truthful with you.

I have something to say.

I have something very important to ask you.

I know you have a choice in airport sex and I appreciate you choosing Quagmire. Please exercise caution when standing up as the contents of your vagina may have shifted during coitus.

I was gonna but I ended up getting laid instead.

I'd like to split you in half like a piece of lumber.

I'll see you in awhile.

I'm broke and jobless.

I'm telling everybody.

I've been having sex with every woman in town nonstop for the past two days.

I've decided I want to spend my life with you.

Is.

Last night I had sex with teenage blonde and her mother.

Let's head upstairs and play hide and go ****

Let's let's going on you ever get freaky with that thing or what?

Look, I didn't mean it. You know I knew it was a mistake. It never felt right.

My fellow Americans.

No airline will hire me after the accident.

No puedo applicant ego. Get the condo there bonus I see.

No, I only said that. So you could be my guess, Mulligan.

No.

No.

No.

Now.

Oh

Oh God.

Oh man, I gotta get in on that.

Oh my God.

Oh red.

Oh, come on.

Oh, right.

Oh, right.

OK cool, get get get get, get get get get get get.

OK.

Play goodbye night Mommy dog go giant pile out. Kikongo talk longer poem. Then I might talk to him.

Quagmire?

Quagmire?

Really.

Sad.

See ya.

Sex.

Shut up.

So which one he wants to lose your virginity?

Stupid, mindless chatter is what it is.

Take it easy guy.

Take your top off.

That bad?

That one is also sexual.

That was just awful.

They get to you.

They were there last organic.

This is all I know. I'm not very good in these types of situations.

This is kind of creeping me out. I'm gonna go.

This is ridiculous.

Ticket cake.

Two halves can't make a whole without hole.

Wawawawawawa.

Well, I had a lovely time last night talk about bang for your Buck. I'll be honest I've used that one before.

Well, I think it would be appropriate since I just found out I got hepatitis.

Well, we'll have to do this again sometime.

What 2-3?

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

What hey hey.

What the hell?

What was that?

What?

Who eat who? I Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing bang? Who E who are Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing bang?

Who else but Quagmire Giggity giggity goo?

Who else but Quagmire?

Why don't you come on over and we can try to get things back to the way they used to be?

Would you just sit down and go to the bathroom already?

Would you like to go out to dinner tomorrow night?

Wow, OK.

Yeah yeah, oh, you did huh?

Yeah yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so this week again to get the plate that being.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You don't say.

You ever get freaky with that thing or what?

You guys are boring the crap out of me.

You know what I'm gonna do? Just go back to my place and rent a dirty movie.

You know what screw you guys don't even know you.

You know, I love doing the woman in the can.

You look at each Mulligan.

You want this 3 way to happen. You have to change your tone.

You want to come back to my place and get F trooped.

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