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New Girl - Season 6 New Girl is a highly acclaimed television show that aired its sixth season in 2016. The American sitcom

New Girl - Season 6

New Girl is a highly acclaimed television show that aired its sixth season in 2016. The American sitcom created by Elizabeth Meriwether quickly became a favorite among viewers for its hilarious and relatable characters, witty dialogue, and heartwarming storyline.

The cast of New Girl is a talented ensemble of actors that bring each character to life with their impeccable performances. Zooey Deschanel leads the cast as the quirky and lovable Jess Day, an off-beat teacher who finds herself living with three single guys after a difficult breakup. Jake Johnson portrays Nick Miller, a grumpy yet endearing bartender, while Max Greenfield shines as the excessively confident and fitness-obsessed Schmidt. Lamorne Morris showcases his comedic skills as Winston Bishop, Jess's friendly and sometimes clueless roommate. Rounding out the main cast is Hannah Simone as Cece Parekh, Jess's best friend and a successful model.

Season 6 of New Girl picks up where the previous season left off, delving into the lives and relationships of these beloved characters. The season explores new challenges, hilarious adventures, and unexpected twists as Jess and her friends navigate their careers, friendships, and love lives.

One of the highlights of Season 6 is the evolution of Jess and Nick's on-again, off-again relationship. Fans of the show eagerly anticipated the resolution of their will-they-won't-they dynamic, and Season 6 delivers on this front. The undeniable chemistry between Deschanel and Johnson brings a delightful mix of romance and comedy to the screen, keeping viewers on the edge of their seats.

Another exciting development in Season 6 is Schmidt and Cece's journey into parenthood. With their trademark comedic timing, Greenfield and Simone expertly portray the challenges and joys of becoming parents. Their storyline offers a refreshing and heartwarming take on the ups and downs of starting a family.

New Girl's sixth season also continues to exhibit the show's signature blend of heart and humor through Winston's character. Morris infuses Winston with endless charm and hilarity, stealing scenes with his eccentric behavior and comedic timing.

The show's witty writing, endearing characters, and laugh-out-loud moments make Season 6 a must-see for fans and newcomers alike. Whether you're laughing at Jess's quirky antics, rooting for Nick and Jess, or enjoying the dynamic ensemble chemistry, New Girl promises an entertaining and enjoyable viewing experience.

If you're a fan of the show or simply want to relive the hilarious moments, you can now play and download the sounds of New Girl Season 6 here. From memorable one-liners to iconic catchphrases, these sounds will transport you back to the zany world of Jess and her friends.

In conclusion, New Girl Season 6 is a fantastic continuation of the beloved sitcom. With its talented cast, brilliant writing, and heartwarming storylines, the show continues to captivate audiences and provide endless laughs. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedic brilliance of New Girl Season 6.

A brand new...
A brand new...
A cartoon that is very derogatory towards Mondays.
A cartoon that is very derogatory towards Mondays.
A cop?
A cop?
A lick of sense to me,
A lick of sense to me,
A lot of secrets came out last night, didn't they?
A lot of secrets came out last night, didn't they?
A print ad for it features a quote from David Strathairn.
A print ad for it features a quote from David Strathairn.
A secret apartment?
A secret apartment?
A secret apartment?
A secret apartment?
A waiver? Jess, you did not say anything about a waiver.
A waiver? Jess, you did not say anything about a waiver.
A word.
A word.
Abort. Abort. Abort.
Abort. Abort. Abort.
About a week. I had to go
About a week. I had to go
Actually, I'm doing great.
Actually, I'm doing great.
Actually, we, we got this.
Actually, we, we got this.
Actually...
Actually...
After another.
After another.
Again, very sexual language.
Again, very sexual language.
Against the gym because I signed a waiver.
Against the gym because I signed a waiver.
Agatha Christie's husband, David...
Agatha Christie's husband, David...
Ah don't.
Ah don't.
Ah don't... believe it.
Ah don't... believe it.
Ah, how could I let this happen?
Ah, how could I let this happen?
Ah!
Ah!
Ain't nobody at home up here.
Ain't nobody at home up here.
Alcohol is kind of a cubicle for the insides.
Alcohol is kind of a cubicle for the insides.
All Enya, all up in ya.
All Enya, all up in ya.
All I want is to not be involved,
All I want is to not be involved,
All of this damage we're gonna do.
All of this damage we're gonna do.
All right, but I still said it.
All right, but I still said it.
All right, I'm gonna hang up now. Are you ready?
All right, I'm gonna hang up now. Are you ready?
All right, I'm taking charge.
All right, I'm taking charge.
All right, Reagan, you can get to reading.
All right, Reagan, you can get to reading.
All right, this one right here is about to set the city up topsy turvy.
All right, this one right here is about to set the city up topsy turvy.
All right, time to face the music.
All right, time to face the music.
All right, well, I got you a filing cabinet
All right, well, I got you a filing cabinet
All right, Winston!
All right, Winston!
All right!
All right!
All right? So, work it out...
All right? So, work it out...
All right.
All right.
All right. We will ask for a bigger loan.
All right. We will ask for a bigger loan.
All you like is electronica.
All you like is electronica.
Also it's crazy expensive.
Also it's crazy expensive.
Also it's crazy expensive.
Also it's crazy expensive.
Although, it is pretty good, because we get to see everything
Although, it is pretty good, because we get to see everything
Always had bad taste?
Always had bad taste?
Aly and I just went long distance.
Aly and I just went long distance.
An actual pool at my apartment,
An actual pool at my apartment,
An outgoing mailbox,
An outgoing mailbox,
And all of this would be over.
And all of this would be over.
And at 33, no less.
And at 33, no less.
And become a couple of Calvin Harrises e es.
And become a couple of Calvin Harrises e es.
And black the hell out.
And black the hell out.
And damn you!
And damn you!
And for friend reasons and just basic human decency,
And for friend reasons and just basic human decency,
And frankly, I agree with her.
And frankly, I agree with her.
And hey,
And hey,
And hopefully, a little bit better.
And hopefully, a little bit better.
And I am a truly excellent friend.
And I am a truly excellent friend.
And I can't help, because this whole thing...
And I can't help, because this whole thing...
And I didn't want you to think
And I didn't want you to think
And I don't get why she wears it.
And I don't get why she wears it.
And I don't want to do that with you.
And I don't want to do that with you.
And I don't want to give you any bad news,
And I don't want to give you any bad news,
And I freaked out.
And I freaked out.
And I got Donovan the gig.
And I got Donovan the gig.
And I guess I didn't tell you about it because...
And I guess I didn't tell you about it because...
And I had to start over, so I invested in a computer...
And I had to start over, so I invested in a computer...
And I know she's an idiot.
And I know she's an idiot.
And I saw it.
And I saw it.
And I told my boss that Cece's Boys would be there.
And I told my boss that Cece's Boys would be there.
And I wanted a backup plan.
And I wanted a backup plan.
And I'm a Sagittarius,
And I'm a Sagittarius,
And I'm freaking out.
And I'm freaking out.
And I'm gonna do it.
And I'm gonna do it.
And I'm gonna get rid of all my gingham and I'm gonna...
And I'm gonna get rid of all my gingham and I'm gonna...
And I'm gonna start working here right now.
And I'm gonna start working here right now.
And I'm quitting modeling
And I'm quitting modeling
And I'm still here,
And I'm still here,
And I'm trying to find the black box.
And I'm trying to find the black box.
And I'm Woz sitting next to you the whole time in a...
And I'm Woz sitting next to you the whole time in a...
And if for some reason he's not, that is on me and only me.
And if for some reason he's not, that is on me and only me.
And it was drug thing, so there are no ghosts.
And it was drug thing, so there are no ghosts.
And It'll be tight, but we'll manage it.
And It'll be tight, but we'll manage it.
And it's, like, only five minutes from the loft.
And it's, like, only five minutes from the loft.
And look...
And look...
And maybe have like a little ladies' night?
And maybe have like a little ladies' night?
And more of that sweet gumbo.
And more of that sweet gumbo.
And moved across the country for you.
And moved across the country for you.
And now you're celebrating with a street taco.
And now you're celebrating with a street taco.
And she basically choked me out.
And she basically choked me out.
And sold them on flattyflattyboomboom.com,
And sold them on flattyflattyboomboom.com,
And sometimes stuff comes up.
And sometimes stuff comes up.
And speaking of jobs, by the way,
And speaking of jobs, by the way,
And start getting jobs for Donovan.
And start getting jobs for Donovan.
And stop putting stuff in your mouth.
And stop putting stuff in your mouth.
And that thing is ugly as hell, man.
And that thing is ugly as hell, man.
And that's gonna be tough.
And that's gonna be tough.
And the and the boys are Cece's.
And the and the boys are Cece's.
And the word is...
And the word is...
And the world goes 'round.
And the world goes 'round.
And then go for a run to preempt
And then go for a run to preempt
And then we have time for the cafe afterwards.
And then we have time for the cafe afterwards.
And we are good.
And we are good.
And we want to settle you
And we want to settle you
And what if I say something that ruins our friendship?
And what if I say something that ruins our friendship?
And you couldn't tell it apart from a real one.
And you couldn't tell it apart from a real one.
And you guys are all moving on.
And you guys are all moving on.
And you guys are all moving on.
And you guys are all moving on.
And you guys have to buy a house.
And you guys have to buy a house.
And you thought, "Okay."
And you thought, "Okay."
And, Jess, why are you inserting yourself into this?
And, Jess, why are you inserting yourself into this?
Any insight, ex to ex?
Any insight, ex to ex?
Any of these hobbies have anything to do with...
Any of these hobbies have anything to do with...
Any safety signs near the machine?
Any safety signs near the machine?
Anymore, because...
Anymore, because...
Anything you say, Officer.
Anything you say, Officer.
Are cargo shorts gorgeous?
Are cargo shorts gorgeous?
Are you buying a boat?
Are you buying a boat?
Are you guys doing okay?
Are you guys doing okay?
Are you sure you want to start this thing off with Reagan
Are you sure you want to start this thing off with Reagan
Are you wearing perfume?
Are you wearing perfume?
Art Fonzarelli for a day.
Art Fonzarelli for a day.
As a lifestyle, but now...
As a lifestyle, but now...
As I am filled with the waters of rage.
As I am filled with the waters of rage.
As I live and breathe,
As I live and breathe,
As I was saying, I never felt love like this.
As I was saying, I never felt love like this.
As just M...
As just M...
As long as I stay out of their stuff.
As long as I stay out of their stuff.
Ask Nick. He knows.
Ask Nick. He knows.
At the bar...
At the bar...
At the dining room table.
At the dining room table.
At the grocery store.
At the grocery store.
Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program.
Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program.
Babe, we are not gonna do anything, okay?
Babe, we are not gonna do anything, okay?
Beautiful family.
Beautiful family.
Beautiful picture of it.
Beautiful picture of it.
Because a lot of times in my dreams,
Because a lot of times in my dreams,
Because he could answer all your questions, is Nick.
Because he could answer all your questions, is Nick.
Because if you're a cop,
Because if you're a cop,
Because menopause isn't just about women anymore.
Because menopause isn't just about women anymore.
Because the answer would be "no"
Because the answer would be "no"
Because the only way I could get here from the airport
Because the only way I could get here from the airport
Because then I will gag.
Because then I will gag.
Because this house is gonna go like this, I know it.
Because this house is gonna go like this, I know it.
Because... I'm rich.
Because... I'm rich.
Become the everyone that you can be!
Become the everyone that you can be!
Besides, you don't even know what you told Reagan.
Besides, you don't even know what you told Reagan.
Better known as...
Better known as...
Bishop,
Bishop,
Bizarrely...
Bizarrely...
Bonjour! Crawdaddy's home, and he's ready to see his crawkids!
Bonjour! Crawdaddy's home, and he's ready to see his crawkids!
Boo yah!
Boo yah!
BOTH: Carpet house.
BOTH: Carpet house.
BOTH: We got this.
BOTH: We got this.
BOTH: You hate the zoo.
BOTH: You hate the zoo.
Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house
Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house
Bring myself to knock on his door.
Bring myself to knock on his door.
Bull!
Bull!
But don't judge a house by its smoke damage.
But don't judge a house by its smoke damage.
But Donovan just quit modeling
But Donovan just quit modeling
But I can't even bring...
But I can't even bring...
But I have a boyfriend.
But I have a boyfriend.
But I think nailed the most important one:
But I think nailed the most important one:
But I will tell you this:
But I will tell you this:
But I'm becoming a cop.
But I'm becoming a cop.
But if I am gonna graduate from the dining room table,
But if I am gonna graduate from the dining room table,
But if it's too loud,
But if it's too loud,
But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna have to go to the bank now
But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna have to go to the bank now
But if you're a model, then you can be everyone.
But if you're a model, then you can be everyone.
But it also makes me, like,
But it also makes me, like,
But it is a little uncomfortable out there.
But it is a little uncomfortable out there.
But it's kind of working.
But it's kind of working.
But it's not personal.
But it's not personal.
But it's pretty major.
But it's pretty major.
But maybe.
But maybe.
But Robby wrote a Cece's Boys theme song for the band.
But Robby wrote a Cece's Boys theme song for the band.
But seriously,
But seriously,
But that's why being a model is...
But that's why being a model is...
But there was a situation.
But there was a situation.
But there you go.
But there you go.
But they had other things, you know?
But they had other things, you know?
But this is a real make or break moment for me.
But this is a real make or break moment for me.
But trust me, loan officers have a lot of discretion.
But trust me, loan officers have a lot of discretion.
But trust me, loan officers have a lot of discretion.
But trust me, loan officers have a lot of discretion.
But wait a second, why do you want to pay?
But wait a second, why do you want to pay?
But we can't stay in here forever, can we?
But we can't stay in here forever, can we?
But why do you automatically get to be in charge of the music?
But why do you automatically get to be in charge of the music?
But you and Reagan are acting like complete idiots,
But you and Reagan are acting like complete idiots,
But you can feel what the slipper is feeling.
But you can feel what the slipper is feeling.
But...
But...
By living with me.
By living with me.
By playing a game?
By playing a game?
By telling you about it.
By telling you about it.
By yourselves,
By yourselves,
Can't just snap your fingers
Can't just snap your fingers
Caramel?
Caramel?
Ce... ce...
Ce... ce...
Cece and I will make a song.
Cece and I will make a song.
Cece, I'm begging you, please tell her to go home.
Cece, I'm begging you, please tell her to go home.
Cece, not everything's about Nick.
Cece, not everything's about Nick.
Cece, we're gonna have go put out a menopause fire.
Cece, we're gonna have go put out a menopause fire.
CECE: Right?
CECE: Right?
CECE: Yeah, this place is actually perfect.
CECE: Yeah, this place is actually perfect.
Cece!
Cece!
Cece's Boys, where the men are boys,
Cece's Boys, where the men are boys,
Cece's Boys.
Cece's Boys.
Chair? I thought this was the base of a fish tank.
Chair? I thought this was the base of a fish tank.
Check me out.
Check me out.
Check yourself.
Check yourself.
Come on, Robby, $400?
Come on, Robby, $400?
Come on, what did she advise?
Come on, what did she advise?
Come on. You know you love it.
Come on. You know you love it.
Complete silence. You got it.
Complete silence. You got it.
Congratulations, Reagan. You have more apartments than I have jeans.
Congratulations, Reagan. You have more apartments than I have jeans.
Congratulations, Reagan. You have more apartments than I have jeans.
Congratulations, Reagan. You have more apartments than I have jeans.
Cool windbreaker.
Cool windbreaker.
Cool, cool. Hey, um,
Cool, cool. Hey, um,
Coupons.
Coupons.
Cowboy hat, hockey jersey,
Cowboy hat, hockey jersey,
Crawdaddy thing, but I... the point is, I'm home.
Crawdaddy thing, but I... the point is, I'm home.
Damn it. [Sighs]
Damn it. [Sighs]
Damn right.
Damn right.
Deal.
Deal.
Did we get the loan?
Did we get the loan?
Did you have other plans?
Did you have other plans?
Did you make police work look as boring as possible?
Did you make police work look as boring as possible?
Didn't this woman change her whole job
Didn't this woman change her whole job
Do I look scared?
Do I look scared?
Do this?
Do this?
Do whatever you want.
Do whatever you want.
Do you have a stamp for this letter?
Do you have a stamp for this letter?
Do you know what I think is really great?
Do you know what I think is really great?
Do you remember seeing
Do you remember seeing
Do you see any signage? So here's my question.
Do you see any signage? So here's my question.
Do you think he thinks I can't afford the full amount?
Do you think he thinks I can't afford the full amount?
Do you think you can handle it?
Do you think you can handle it?
Doesn't mean we can't be real with each other.
Doesn't mean we can't be real with each other.
Don't glory in it, Cece.
Don't glory in it, Cece.
Don't I know it!
Don't I know it!
Don't take this the wrong way about Robby, but...
Don't take this the wrong way about Robby, but...
Don't tell Nick, don't tell Nick.
Don't tell Nick, don't tell Nick.
Don't worry about that, your mind is in a weird situation.
Don't worry about that, your mind is in a weird situation.
Don't you basically work on ads for a living, Schmidt?
Don't you basically work on ads for a living, Schmidt?
Donovan, you're a natural cop.
Donovan, you're a natural cop.
Donovan...
Donovan...
Drinking from a Styrofoam cup.
Drinking from a Styrofoam cup.
Drunk Maya Angelou.
Drunk Maya Angelou.
During the fourth quarter.
During the fourth quarter.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy. That's my sister.
Easy. That's my sister.
Either I'll look back at this as my
Either I'll look back at this as my
Enya to play at the Super Bowl halftime show?
Enya to play at the Super Bowl halftime show?
Especially considering it started
Especially considering it started
EstroFuel:
EstroFuel:
Even though I spent 7,000 hours writing it.
Even though I spent 7,000 hours writing it.
Every morning I just Google "house"
Every morning I just Google "house"
Everyone's help on this.
Everyone's help on this.
Everything's gonna be fine
Everything's gonna be fine
Everything's totally fine
Everything's totally fine
Fell asleep on my book.
Fell asleep on my book.
Figuratively and literally,
Figuratively and literally,
Final offer.
Final offer.
Find out what the deal is.
Find out what the deal is.
Fine. Cece?
Fine. Cece?
First off,
First off,
First things first.
First things first.
Fluffies is cat farts.
Fluffies is cat farts.
Folks, we got a lawsuit.
Folks, we got a lawsuit.
Follow me.
Follow me.
For all of their transplants.
For all of their transplants.
For all we've been through."
For all we've been through."
For booking her first client's first modeling gig.
For booking her first client's first modeling gig.
For divorced dads and child actors.
For divorced dads and child actors.
For making Donovan the face of LAPD's recruitment campaign.
For making Donovan the face of LAPD's recruitment campaign.
For real this time.
For real this time.
For Schmidt and Cece.
For Schmidt and Cece.
For the cover of The Pepperwood Chronicles.
For the cover of The Pepperwood Chronicles.
For the same thing."
For the same thing."
For the third time in my life,
For the third time in my life,
For three months and she asked me to go with her.
For three months and she asked me to go with her.
Framed, shirtless picture of you.
Framed, shirtless picture of you.
From my drawing, I don't see any signage.
From my drawing, I don't see any signage.
From the chair district
From the chair district
FYI, Ferguson's in one of those drawers making fluffies.
FYI, Ferguson's in one of those drawers making fluffies.
Game time, folks. Hands up, pants up.
Game time, folks. Hands up, pants up.
Gator is Pepperwood's best friend...
Gator is Pepperwood's best friend...
Get in here!
Get in here!
Get in here. The code is, uh... 1234#.
Get in here. The code is, uh... 1234#.
Get out instantly.
Get out instantly.
Get out.
Get out.
Get some beers and watch people bowl.
Get some beers and watch people bowl.
Get... yeah, got to fold it perfect. Oh. Yeah, okay. Sorry.
Get... yeah, got to fold it perfect. Oh. Yeah, okay. Sorry.
Give me a hug!
Give me a hug!
Go buy a 14 pack of tube socks...
Go buy a 14 pack of tube socks...
Go check on your cat.
Go check on your cat.
Go to Winston's room right now.
Go to Winston's room right now.
God, I hate her.
God, I hate her.
God, I missed you.
God, I missed you.
God, why are tiny rakes so soothing?
God, why are tiny rakes so soothing?
Going to town on Jess's bunny slippers.
Going to town on Jess's bunny slippers.
Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here.
Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here.
Gotta go, bye. Three...
Gotta go, bye. Three...
Guys, I know I found this place, but... yikes.
Guys, I know I found this place, but... yikes.
Guys, look at us.
Guys, look at us.
Guys, we are in this together.
Guys, we are in this together.
Guys! Let's just try being sweet to each other.
Guys! Let's just try being sweet to each other.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha, ha! I'm buying a home.
Ha, ha! I'm buying a home.
Haberman, my Haberman. Haberman.
Haberman, my Haberman. Haberman.
Haberman.
Haberman.
Haberman.
Haberman.
Haberman.
Haberman.
Haberman.
Haberman.
Haberman. My my my...
Haberman. My my my...
Had electric sex...
Had electric sex...
Has a lot of brothers and sisters.
Has a lot of brothers and sisters.
Hated it.
Hated it.
Hates this kind of stuff.
Hates this kind of stuff.
Have a lot of fun tonight. Have fun. Okay?
Have a lot of fun tonight. Have fun. Okay?
Have fun looking like idiots, you morons.
Have fun looking like idiots, you morons.
He accepted, and now it's happening.
He accepted, and now it's happening.
He eats onions like apples.
He eats onions like apples.
He has a girlfriend,
He has a girlfriend,
He is way too good for you.
He is way too good for you.
He's been a buzzkill all day.
He's been a buzzkill all day.
He's got a bat! [Panicked shouting]
He's got a bat! [Panicked shouting]
He's in New Orleans with his perfect girlfriend.
He's in New Orleans with his perfect girlfriend.
He's like a tongue at a seventh grade birthday party.
He's like a tongue at a seventh grade birthday party.
He's way too good for everybody.
He's way too good for everybody.
Heavy computers, heavy materiel.
Heavy computers, heavy materiel.
Hell of a ladies' night, though.
Hell of a ladies' night, though.
Hello, Kimberly. You sound like your skin looks amazing.
Hello, Kimberly. You sound like your skin looks amazing.
Hello, normals.
Hello, normals.
Hello, sir, how are you?
Hello, sir, how are you?
Help you...
Help you...
Her legs were as long as the deep...
Her legs were as long as the deep...
Here goes. Um...
Here goes. Um...
Here it is.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Here's what happened, let me explain this.
Here's what happened, let me explain this.
Hey, babe?
Hey, babe?
Hey, Day.
Hey, Day.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, no, no, time out, time out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, no, no, time out, time out.
Hey, honey, this can't happen.
Hey, honey, this can't happen.
Hey, I gotta go.
Hey, I gotta go.
Hey, I was just making some table legs.
Hey, I was just making some table legs.
Hey, Jess.
Hey, Jess.
Hey, Miller.
Hey, Miller.
Hey, Nick.
Hey, Nick.
Hey, Schmidty, what are you doing, bud?
Hey, Schmidty, what are you doing, bud?
Hey, there she is.
Hey, there she is.
Hey, what agency are you from? 2L?
Hey, what agency are you from? 2L?
Hey, you two lovebirds.
Hey, you two lovebirds.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey...
Hey...
Heyyy...
Heyyy...
His gumbo...
His gumbo...
His sex...
His sex...
Hit the wall, make sure...
Hit the wall, make sure...
Hm... mm...?
Hm... mm...?
Hmm? Oh, I recorded some candid audio.
Hmm? Oh, I recorded some candid audio.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Honestly, I've never really liked fiction.
Honestly, I've never really liked fiction.
Honey, that is a very radical career change, okay?
Honey, that is a very radical career change, okay?
Honey.
Honey.
How are you doing with everything?
How are you doing with everything?
How could I date someone who doesn't see me realistically?
How could I date someone who doesn't see me realistically?
How could I have been so wrong? Have I...
How could I have been so wrong? Have I...
How how was everything?
How how was everything?
How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
How much is it? How much?
How much is it? How much?
How to... talk to him without having a heart attack.
How to... talk to him without having a heart attack.
How was New Orleans?
How was New Orleans?
How'd I do?
How'd I do?
Huh? Yea...
Huh? Yea...
Husband and...
Husband and...
I almost rounded up all my ballet flats
I almost rounded up all my ballet flats
I also don't have an extra hard copy so let's just talk about something else.
I also don't have an extra hard copy so let's just talk about something else.
I also have something
I also have something
I always thought of myself as a brand,
I always thought of myself as a brand,
I am changing.
I am changing.
I am Donovan.
I am Donovan.
I am excited.
I am excited.
I am paying a top notch photographer
I am paying a top notch photographer
I am too hungover to deal with this, so I'm just gonna say it.
I am too hungover to deal with this, so I'm just gonna say it.
I bought the heaviest one I could find...
I bought the heaviest one I could find...
I can table them for later.
I can table them for later.
I can think of one of two things.
I can think of one of two things.
I can't afford this.
I can't afford this.
I can't believe my girlfriend has a secret apartment!
I can't believe my girlfriend has a secret apartment!
I can't believe that you did this!
I can't believe that you did this!
I can't believe you told her.
I can't believe you told her.
I can't do anything tonight.
I can't do anything tonight.
I can't even be in the same room as Nick.
I can't even be in the same room as Nick.
I can't just run into the bathroom shouting,
I can't just run into the bathroom shouting,
I can't keep hiding from him.
I can't keep hiding from him.
I can't practice law.
I can't practice law.
I can't tell her that you fired her little sister.
I can't tell her that you fired her little sister.
I can't wait to start working here.
I can't wait to start working here.
I can't walk away.
I can't walk away.
I cannot wait to R E A...
I cannot wait to R E A...
I cannot wait to read this.
I cannot wait to read this.
I care, Winston. I care.
I care, Winston. I care.
I could hear everything.
I could hear everything.
I could offer you legal expertise.
I could offer you legal expertise.
I could read the medical paperwork.
I could read the medical paperwork.
I crawled under the house and the retrofitting
I crawled under the house and the retrofitting
I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back.
I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back.
I did!
I did!
I didn't even know you guys were in touch.
I didn't even know you guys were in touch.
I didn't like that house that much anyway.
I didn't like that house that much anyway.
I don't even know what I was talking about.
I don't even know what I was talking about.
I don't have to go to work.
I don't have to go to work.
I don't have work tonight.
I don't have work tonight.
I don't know anything about Agatha Christie.
I don't know anything about Agatha Christie.
I don't know if you remember this, but, uh...
I don't know if you remember this, but, uh...
I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what the word "panache" means.
I don't know what the word "panache" means.
I don't know, Cece.
I don't know, Cece.
I don't know, guys.
I don't know, guys.
I don't know. Her opinion means a lot to me, so...
I don't know. Her opinion means a lot to me, so...
I don't need to know anything except, like,
I don't need to know anything except, like,
I don't really have any place to go.
I don't really have any place to go.
I don't understand what's going on.
I don't understand what's going on.
I don't want to do my thing, either.
I don't want to do my thing, either.
I don't want to get involved.
I don't want to get involved.
I don't want you to feel trapped in a sack.
I don't want you to feel trapped in a sack.
I feel fine.
I feel fine.
I feel like Baby Bill here
I feel like Baby Bill here
I feel like we should probably...
I feel like we should probably...
I feel so bad.
I feel so bad.
I forgot you were there.
I forgot you were there.
I got something better.
I got something better.
I got to say, a lot of international people living here, it's...
I got to say, a lot of international people living here, it's...
I had a major breakthrough this week.
I had a major breakthrough this week.
I had a whole
I had a whole
I had during the war.
I had during the war.
I had no idea you were going through this.
I had no idea you were going through this.
I had no idea you were having a conversation
I had no idea you were having a conversation
I hate the way that tastes.
I hate the way that tastes.
I have another apartment.
I have another apartment.
I have feelings for Nick again, okay?
I have feelings for Nick again, okay?
I have to call off a boat purchase.
I have to call off a boat purchase.
I have to figure out how to be friends with him again
I have to figure out how to be friends with him again
I have to make sure Nick never finds out about this.
I have to make sure Nick never finds out about this.
I have to meet Deedee. She's, like, a good friend.
I have to meet Deedee. She's, like, a good friend.
I have to, um...
I have to, um...
I haven't even gotten to the major part yet.
I haven't even gotten to the major part yet.
I haven't seen you in months. I need some Jess.
I haven't seen you in months. I need some Jess.
I hugged a limo driver.
I hugged a limo driver.
I I I'm over him.
I I I'm over him.
I jumped the gun.
I jumped the gun.
I just can't be married,
I just can't be married,
I just feel like getting really dumb.
I just feel like getting really dumb.
I just felt like if I came on too strong,
I just felt like if I came on too strong,
I just had my pupils dilated for an exam.
I just had my pupils dilated for an exam.
I just hope he doesn't look better in blue than I do.
I just hope he doesn't look better in blue than I do.
I just want to let you know, I've thought about it,
I just want to let you know, I've thought about it,
I just want to use the cooktop first.
I just want to use the cooktop first.
I just wanted to be...
I just wanted to be...
I just went to the mall; I did a little retail therapy.
I just went to the mall; I did a little retail therapy.
I know I just did something really stupid,
I know I just did something really stupid,
I know I reek.
I know I reek.
I know she said that we have a secret between us.
I know she said that we have a secret between us.
I know that we just went long distance
I know that we just went long distance
I know that you don't want to be tied down, okay?
I know that you don't want to be tied down, okay?
I know what's going on here.
I know what's going on here.
I know you're capable of messing up.
I know you're capable of messing up.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. Stay focused on the pool.
I know. Stay focused on the pool.
I know. We just do things sometimes.
I know. We just do things sometimes.
I love it so much, babe. I love it so much,
I love it so much, babe. I love it so much,
I love it, I love it, I love it.
I love it, I love it, I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love this house, too.
I love this house, too.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you. Have fun.
I love you. Have fun.
I made C.O.W., we ain't forgetting about all that.
I made C.O.W., we ain't forgetting about all that.
I mean, for you and for the environment...
I mean, for you and for the environment...
I mean, he wouldn't be Pepperwood but...
I mean, he wouldn't be Pepperwood but...
I mean, I came here to hang out with you guys, so...
I mean, I came here to hang out with you guys, so...
I mean, I can't begin to understand what happened with us,
I mean, I can't begin to understand what happened with us,
I mean, I have to go to the zoo.
I mean, I have to go to the zoo.
I mean, I only have one secret, so...
I mean, I only have one secret, so...
I mean, is the pool, like, a drug thing?
I mean, is the pool, like, a drug thing?
I mean, look, I could have yelled out and said stop or something, but...
I mean, look, I could have yelled out and said stop or something, but...
I mean, sometimes I act more like a...
I mean, sometimes I act more like a...
I mean, sure, my feelings for Nick are complicated,
I mean, sure, my feelings for Nick are complicated,
I mean, take Winston, for example.
I mean, take Winston, for example.
I mean, there is a big sale at this Japanese cereal store.
I mean, there is a big sale at this Japanese cereal store.
I mean... What are you ta... how did we get into the house?
I mean... What are you ta... how did we get into the house?
I need a project now that my table's almost done.
I need a project now that my table's almost done.
I need his help with the loan.
I need his help with the loan.
I need to learn how to manage my clients on my own.
I need to learn how to manage my clients on my own.
I needed a private room
I needed a private room
I never understood it either.
I never understood it either.
I now pronounce you
I now pronounce you
I owe you one American dream...
I owe you one American dream...
I perfected my "keep vamping,
I perfected my "keep vamping,
I picked up an extra shift at the bar.
I picked up an extra shift at the bar.
I poked my head in the shower.
I poked my head in the shower.
I promised I wouldn't come back,
I promised I wouldn't come back,
I put a Lego in my shoe to really push myself.
I put a Lego in my shoe to really push myself.
I really miss your lips on mine.
I really miss your lips on mine.
I really need to wash my hands.
I really need to wash my hands.
I really think this is the best investment
I really think this is the best investment
I recorded a bunch of noises around the loft.
I recorded a bunch of noises around the loft.
I rewrote the EstroFuel ad to star a hunk,
I rewrote the EstroFuel ad to star a hunk,
I said, Raisin again, didn't I?
I said, Raisin again, didn't I?
I saw him for one second
I saw him for one second
I see him and my heart explodes.
I see him and my heart explodes.
I seem to have swallowed mine.
I seem to have swallowed mine.
I should pay that.
I should pay that.
I should pay your medical bill.
I should pay your medical bill.
I should've said I don't... I don't know.
I should've said I don't... I don't know.
I shouldn't be looking for things to go wrong
I shouldn't be looking for things to go wrong
I smell coyote babies.
I smell coyote babies.
I studied pickpocketing
I studied pickpocketing
I think I have some speakers behind the bar.
I think I have some speakers behind the bar.
I think I really screwed up ladies' night.
I think I really screwed up ladies' night.
I think it will.
I think it will.
I think it's really great that we all,
I think it's really great that we all,
I think something terrible happened.
I think something terrible happened.
I think your sister is amazing.
I think your sister is amazing.
I thought this was about a bill, but apparently,
I thought this was about a bill, but apparently,
I thought your whole thing was not getting involved.
I thought your whole thing was not getting involved.
I told him I was going to the zoo.
I told him I was going to the zoo.
I told my lawyer that you're just an innocent bystander.
I told my lawyer that you're just an innocent bystander.
I took every precaution.
I took every precaution.
I tried to cover her with a blanket to be sweet
I tried to cover her with a blanket to be sweet
I turned your knee into a bag of marbles.
I turned your knee into a bag of marbles.
I understand that.
I understand that.
I want so badly to tell you yes,
I want so badly to tell you yes,
I want to hang our wedding photo in our house.
I want to hang our wedding photo in our house.
I wanted you to kiss me.
I wanted you to kiss me.
I was embarrassed,
I was embarrassed,
I was just driving to my doctor's office last night
I was just driving to my doctor's office last night
I was like, I was like, "Man, she good..."
I was like, I was like, "Man, she good..."
I was secretly recorded.
I was secretly recorded.
I was writing 2,000 pages a day by hand.
I was writing 2,000 pages a day by hand.
I will be in the cubicle drinking myself numb.
I will be in the cubicle drinking myself numb.
I will handle it, okay?
I will handle it, okay?
I will make no such promise.
I will make no such promise.
I wish it were up to me,
I wish it were up to me,
I wish you had used a less alarming analogy.
I wish you had used a less alarming analogy.
I, uh...
I, uh...
I... love you.
I... love you.
I'll be your real estate agent.
I'll be your real estate agent.
I'll come back with you. Go... go with Jess now.
I'll come back with you. Go... go with Jess now.
I'll have a milk.
I'll have a milk.
I'll just be a moment.
I'll just be a moment.
I'll just hook up my phone.
I'll just hook up my phone.
I'll meet you guys there.
I'll meet you guys there.
I'm actually gonna go to a bowling alley and, uh,
I'm actually gonna go to a bowling alley and, uh,
I'm afraid I'm not gonna like your book.
I'm afraid I'm not gonna like your book.
I'm going to the bank right now.
I'm going to the bank right now.
I'm gonna call my gal.
I'm gonna call my gal.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go shout into a toilet.
I'm gonna go shout into a toilet.
I'm gonna say that overall it enriches the experience.
I'm gonna say that overall it enriches the experience.
I'm gonna smell everything.
I'm gonna smell everything.
I'm gonna splash you in your dumb wet face.
I'm gonna splash you in your dumb wet face.
I'm gonna stay out of it.
I'm gonna stay out of it.
I'm home!
I'm home!
I'm inserting.
I'm inserting.
I'm just saying that I don't really think
I'm just saying that I don't really think
I'm just trying to avoid my ex.
I'm just trying to avoid my ex.
I'm not a bank robber.
I'm not a bank robber.
I'm not ashamed.
I'm not ashamed.
I'm not blind.
I'm not blind.
I'm not gonna sue you, Jess. Was that not clear?
I'm not gonna sue you, Jess. Was that not clear?
I'm not over Nick.
I'm not over Nick.
I'm not selling my house.
I'm not selling my house.
I'm opening up a subtle Montepulciano.
I'm opening up a subtle Montepulciano.
I'm paying that bill.
I'm paying that bill.
I'm paying that medical bill, okay?
I'm paying that medical bill, okay?
I'm probably gonna take a limousine.
I'm probably gonna take a limousine.
I'm scared,
I'm scared,
I'm seeing stars, too.
I'm seeing stars, too.
I'm so happy for you guys.
I'm so happy for you guys.
I'm so sorry, do you mind if I just
I'm so sorry, do you mind if I just
I'm sorry we got in a fight.
I'm sorry we got in a fight.
I'm sorry, but now it's all out there, so you can talk about it.
I'm sorry, but now it's all out there, so you can talk about it.
I'm sorry, I was holding my breath the whole time.
I'm sorry, I was holding my breath the whole time.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm sorry, too.
I'm sorry, too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. What?
I'm sorry. What?
I'm standing right here.
I'm standing right here.
I'm sure there's some explanation.
I'm sure there's some explanation.
I'm taking the gin with me, though.
I'm taking the gin with me, though.
I'm talking about you.
I'm talking about you.
I'm the voice of reason,
I'm the voice of reason,
I'm the... I'm the cop of the week?
I'm the... I'm the cop of the week?
I'm thinking about concerts that I really enjoy going to,
I'm thinking about concerts that I really enjoy going to,
I'm totaling my assets.
I'm totaling my assets.
I'm trying to enjoy my supermarket salad.
I'm trying to enjoy my supermarket salad.
I'm trying to play it cool. I don't want to seem needy.
I'm trying to play it cool. I don't want to seem needy.
I'm... from an agency that is
I'm... from an agency that is
I've already found, like, five open houses today.
I've already found, like, five open houses today.
I've given some really bad tours.
I've given some really bad tours.
I've given you a lot of gator teeth.
I've given you a lot of gator teeth.
I've highlighted the more sexual parts.
I've highlighted the more sexual parts.
I've met them, and their pictures are everywhere.
I've met them, and their pictures are everywhere.
If anyone's inserting themself, it's Winston.
If anyone's inserting themself, it's Winston.
If I don't have my taste, then what's real?
If I don't have my taste, then what's real?
If it makes you feel any better,
If it makes you feel any better,
If it wasn't, it would just be a box, wouldn't it?
If it wasn't, it would just be a box, wouldn't it?
If she thinks we're making a big deal,
If she thinks we're making a big deal,
If the old girl didn't like the dinner,
If the old girl didn't like the dinner,
In an emergency, but Schmidt and I need to do this by ourselves.
In an emergency, but Schmidt and I need to do this by ourselves.
In fact, I think she may have found a house
In fact, I think she may have found a house
In my college production of Oliver!
In my college production of Oliver!
In New Orleans, once while she was sleeping,
In New Orleans, once while she was sleeping,
In Portuguese,
In Portuguese,
In watches, I just don't trust who sets them.
In watches, I just don't trust who sets them.
In which case I'll eventually crack. Damn it.
In which case I'll eventually crack. Damn it.
Interest rates are about to drop
Interest rates are about to drop
Is it, like, a real, genuine place,
Is it, like, a real, genuine place,
Is moving her up to Seattle...
Is moving her up to Seattle...
Is pool cocaine?
Is pool cocaine?
Is really coming into her own as a real estate agent.
Is really coming into her own as a real estate agent.
Is rookie work.
Is rookie work.
Is that a bill from when you were in the hospital?
Is that a bill from when you were in the hospital?
Is that a bloody kite?
Is that a bloody kite?
Is that what happened with us?
Is that what happened with us?
Is the trunk of a tree.
Is the trunk of a tree.
Is this leading to the secret?
Is this leading to the secret?
It ain't gonna be that kind of party today, pal.
It ain't gonna be that kind of party today, pal.
It checks out
It checks out
It doesn't matter who else likes it.
It doesn't matter who else likes it.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
It felt good.
It felt good.
It is actually my very first time.
It is actually my very first time.
It is by Diplo or Garrix
It is by Diplo or Garrix
It is the mark of any EDM song.
It is the mark of any EDM song.
It it would scare you away.
It it would scare you away.
It makes no sense, but...
It makes no sense, but...
It means having a certain kind of flair.
It means having a certain kind of flair.
It means the world to me.
It means the world to me.
It might have some life left in it,
It might have some life left in it,
It puts me to sleep.
It puts me to sleep.
It reminds me of a cardboard tea set
It reminds me of a cardboard tea set
It sounds amazing.
It sounds amazing.
It sucks to be so...
It sucks to be so...
It was borderline Chachi.
It was borderline Chachi.
It was great.
It was great.
It was just a song. Okay?
It was just a song. Okay?
It was way worse. Grown men fainted.
It was way worse. Grown men fainted.
It's #1234, guy.
It's #1234, guy.
It's 1234#.
It's 1234#.
It's a date. I am gonna take a seven minute power nap
It's a date. I am gonna take a seven minute power nap
It's a Haberman.
It's a Haberman.
It's a Haberman.
It's a Haberman.
It's a little dark.
It's a little dark.
It's a little weird he didn't pick her up from the airport, though, right?
It's a little weird he didn't pick her up from the airport, though, right?
It's a place called Hash It Over.
It's a place called Hash It Over.
It's a very sexual language.
It's a very sexual language.
It's a welcoming wine.
It's a welcoming wine.
It's about our whole relationship.
It's about our whole relationship.
It's an original Haberman.
It's an original Haberman.
It's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
It's been on the fritz for weeks.
It's been on the fritz for weeks.
It's disgusting, his breath smells bad,
It's disgusting, his breath smells bad,
It's EDM, electronic dance music...
It's EDM, electronic dance music...
It's going really well.
It's going really well.
It's got to be much higher.
It's got to be much higher.
It's in the food court at the mall, it's a hash brown...
It's in the food court at the mall, it's a hash brown...
It's incredible. What a sanctuary.
It's incredible. What a sanctuary.
It's it's tot... it's... Oh.
It's it's tot... it's... Oh.
It's just, I have to meet my friend.
It's just, I have to meet my friend.
It's just... a thing that I do.
It's just... a thing that I do.
It's my boss, Kim.
It's my boss, Kim.
It's Nick.
It's Nick.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a post office, man.
It's not a post office, man.
It's not his birthday.
It's not his birthday.
It's not important, we'll cut out cup ons.
It's not important, we'll cut out cup ons.
It's not... nothing.
It's not... nothing.
It's okay, 'cause we're the owners!
It's okay, 'cause we're the owners!
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's perfect.
It's perfect.
It's perfect. Thank you. Total silence.
It's perfect. Thank you. Total silence.
It's really bleak.
It's really bleak.
It's so amazing.
It's so amazing.
It's totally fine.
It's totally fine.
It's your first day of living together.
It's your first day of living together.
It's...
It's...
JESS [whispering]: Cece!
JESS [whispering]: Cece!
Jess, I found something.
Jess, I found something.
Jess, I know that you have flaws.
Jess, I know that you have flaws.
Jess, I know that you've come here
Jess, I know that you've come here
Jess, I'm not gonna tell you, okay?
Jess, I'm not gonna tell you, okay?
Jess, look at us for a second, the two of us, Cece and I.
Jess, look at us for a second, the two of us, Cece and I.
Jess, why couldn't you marry me?
Jess, why couldn't you marry me?
Jess, you've got to talk to her.
Jess, you've got to talk to her.
JESS: Oh, my God, the car's the other way!
JESS: Oh, my God, the car's the other way!
JESS: Ooh...
JESS: Ooh...
Jess?
Jess?
Jess? For Pete's sake. [Knocking]
Jess? For Pete's sake. [Knocking]
Julius Pepperwood loved three things in his life...
Julius Pepperwood loved three things in his life...
Just a little thing that Reagan and I have.
Just a little thing that Reagan and I have.
Just a quick check in: How am I handling this?
Just a quick check in: How am I handling this?
Just because we're long distance
Just because we're long distance
Just because, you know...
Just because, you know...
Just checking.
Just checking.
Just don't tell me about it 'cause Jess is out.
Just don't tell me about it 'cause Jess is out.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Just like I said.
Just like I said.
Just pretend like we're having a normal conversation.
Just pretend like we're having a normal conversation.
Just so you get the New Orleans flavor?
Just so you get the New Orleans flavor?
Just the two of you?
Just the two of you?
Just, you know, for laughs.
Just, you know, for laughs.
Kim is happy.
Kim is happy.
Ladies night!
Ladies night!
Lay it on me.
Lay it on me.
Learning Portuguese.
Learning Portuguese.
Leslie, I can't believe you pulled this off.
Leslie, I can't believe you pulled this off.
Let me just get... You got to...
Let me just get... You got to...
Let the weevils take me away.
Let the weevils take me away.
Let us see it in your feet. Dance!
Let us see it in your feet. Dance!
Let us see it in your feet. Dance!
Let us see it in your feet. Dance!
Let's crank this thing up.
Let's crank this thing up.
Let's go to the pool.
Let's go to the pool.
Let's just piece together what happened.
Let's just piece together what happened.
Let's not get into the details again.
Let's not get into the details again.
Let's talk about how mature it is for you to pretend to not care
Let's talk about how mature it is for you to pretend to not care
Like Nick's fake bar shift?
Like Nick's fake bar shift?
Like ten minutes ago, so...
Like ten minutes ago, so...
Like when my mom made me rehearse my haftarah portion.
Like when my mom made me rehearse my haftarah portion.
Like, at all.
Like, at all.
Like, I I don't judge people who do swim, but I don't.
Like, I I don't judge people who do swim, but I don't.
Like, it's a really terrible jacket,
Like, it's a really terrible jacket,
Like, this one is a fixer upper,
Like, this one is a fixer upper,
Listen, hey, hey, hey.
Listen, hey, hey, hey.
Listen, this is all part of our process, okay?
Listen, this is all part of our process, okay?
Living with roommates.
Living with roommates.
Look at our wedding photo.
Look at our wedding photo.
Look at your hair, you hippie.
Look at your hair, you hippie.
Look, I'm really sorry about today
Look, I'm really sorry about today
Look, it is a complicated situation.
Look, it is a complicated situation.
Look, just go talk to Reagan.
Look, just go talk to Reagan.
Look, my client will be here,
Look, my client will be here,
Look, Schmidt, you got fooled.
Look, Schmidt, you got fooled.
Look, to getting older and wiser.
Look, to getting older and wiser.
Look, we clearly are gonna need
Look, we clearly are gonna need
Look, we'll find a place, okay?
Look, we'll find a place, okay?
Look. Wow.
Look. Wow.
Look... Cece herself showed up. She's very hands on.
Look... Cece herself showed up. She's very hands on.
Look... I know a great place where we can hash this over.
Look... I know a great place where we can hash this over.
Lost my breath, there.
Lost my breath, there.
Lot of lost dog posters around.
Lot of lost dog posters around.
Luckily, she has a handsome son
Luckily, she has a handsome son
Lucky me. Okay.
Lucky me. Okay.
Maybe I got the address wrong.
Maybe I got the address wrong.
Maybe you wanted to have a conversation with somebody.
Maybe you wanted to have a conversation with somebody.
Me first. A cubicle,
Me first. A cubicle,
Me!
Me!
Me?
Me?
Mm.
Mm.
Moment of truth.
Moment of truth.
Moo!
Moo!
Moo.
Moo.
More than any normal person, and I love you.
More than any normal person, and I love you.
Mr. Schmidt and Mrs. Parikh?
Mr. Schmidt and Mrs. Parikh?
My brain is a smoking wreckage
My brain is a smoking wreckage
My Haberman. My my my my Haberman.
My Haberman. My my my my Haberman.
My lie didn't require a credit check.
My lie didn't require a credit check.
My manager convinced me to be a model.
My manager convinced me to be a model.
My measured bank tone for calmness,
My measured bank tone for calmness,
My my my Haberman.
My my my Haberman.
My name's Kevin.
My name's Kevin.
My other apartment.
My other apartment.
N no d... no distractions.
N no d... no distractions.
Need I remind you that you started a petition to get
Need I remind you that you started a petition to get
New Orleans was temporary. Okay?
New Orleans was temporary. Okay?
NICK [muffled]: Hey, Crawdaddy's home!
NICK [muffled]: Hey, Crawdaddy's home!
Nick is back!
Nick is back!
Nick is home.
Nick is home.
Nick is on his way to the bank right now. I texted him.
Nick is on his way to the bank right now. I texted him.
Nick shaving without shaving cream.
Nick shaving without shaving cream.
Nick, do I mess things up?
Nick, do I mess things up?
Nick, everyone loves it.
Nick, everyone loves it.
Nick, how many days did it take to print this out?
Nick, how many days did it take to print this out?
Nick, Nick, calm down.
Nick, Nick, calm down.
Nick, Reagan knows that you lied about having to work.
Nick, Reagan knows that you lied about having to work.
Nick, take it away.
Nick, take it away.
Nick, you're like a...
Nick, you're like a...
NICK: Point me in any direction and I'll sign.
NICK: Point me in any direction and I'll sign.
Nick's in a serious relationship of his own,
Nick's in a serious relationship of his own,
No big deal, right?
No big deal, right?
No longer work... for Schmidt and Cece.
No longer work... for Schmidt and Cece.
No one says the word advise
No one says the word advise
No such thing.
No such thing.
No way I'm getting involved.
No way I'm getting involved.
No, but didn't you tell them how good I am?
No, but didn't you tell them how good I am?
No, he had what the doctors call a full Frankenstein.
No, he had what the doctors call a full Frankenstein.
No, I don't want to buy your weed.
No, I don't want to buy your weed.
No, I feel like we should really unpack this.
No, I feel like we should really unpack this.
No, I... I I know what this is about.
No, I... I I know what this is about.
No, it's a real pool.
No, it's a real pool.
No, Jess, that's it, I swear.
No, Jess, that's it, I swear.
No, no, no, no no, no, no. Too late. You're banned.
No, no, no, no no, no, no. Too late. You're banned.
No, no, no, no. I have to do this myself.
No, no, no, no. I have to do this myself.
No, no, they're firing me?
No, no, they're firing me?
No, she isn't. You're wrong.
No, she isn't. You're wrong.
No, that actually almost works.
No, that actually almost works.
No, we can't.
No, we can't.
No, we can't.
No, we can't.
No, what is all that stuff in your hands?
No, what is all that stuff in your hands?
No, you don't pay. I pay!
No, you don't pay. I pay!
No, you're wrong. She's gonna be relieved.
No, you're wrong. She's gonna be relieved.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No.
No.
No. No!
No. No!
Noice.
Noice.
Noise canceling headphones.
Noise canceling headphones.
North Portland.
North Portland.
Not loving this dynamic.
Not loving this dynamic.
Not the first time I heard that.
Not the first time I heard that.
Notoriously hated her writing.
Notoriously hated her writing.
Now I get to read it.
Now I get to read it.
Now stand still... I'm coming in for the romantic gesture.
Now stand still... I'm coming in for the romantic gesture.
Now you get to read it.
Now you get to read it.
Now.
Now.
Of bears wearing backpacks and other humorous exchanges.
Of bears wearing backpacks and other humorous exchanges.
Of course I'm ready. [Chuckles]
Of course I'm ready. [Chuckles]
Of our money right now.
Of our money right now.
Of the parking lot
Of the parking lot
Of what's wrong with you?
Of what's wrong with you?
OGCB fo' life.
OGCB fo' life.
Oh my God, your bad knee! Oh, my God!
Oh my God, your bad knee! Oh, my God!
Oh that's a mistake.
Oh that's a mistake.
Oh, A U R A L.
Oh, A U R A L.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, hi, Jess.
Oh, hi, Jess.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I just...
Oh, I just...
Oh, I love you guys.
Oh, I love you guys.
Oh, look.
Oh, look.
Oh, man, that was intense.
Oh, man, that was intense.
Oh, maybe that's why there's no sign.
Oh, maybe that's why there's no sign.
Oh, me, hey.
Oh, me, hey.
Oh, my bad. Sorry, I haven't read it yet.
Oh, my bad. Sorry, I haven't read it yet.
Oh, my God, Cece.
Oh, my God, Cece.
Oh, my God, it's a fireplace.
Oh, my God, it's a fireplace.
Oh, my God, no. That's terrible.
Oh, my God, no. That's terrible.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no, babe.
Oh, no, no, babe.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, now I'm involved.
Oh, now I'm involved.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Reagan.
Oh, Reagan.
Oh, should we be sweet like a friend that spills the other friend's secrets?
Oh, should we be sweet like a friend that spills the other friend's secrets?
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank you so much for looking out for Leslie.
Oh, thank you so much for looking out for Leslie.
Oh, thank you, God!
Oh, thank you, God!
Oh, that's just Nick eating a microwave burrito.
Oh, that's just Nick eating a microwave burrito.
Oh, this feels like a trap.
Oh, this feels like a trap.
Oh, this? Yeah, it is.
Oh, this? Yeah, it is.
Oh, um, hmm,
Oh, um, hmm,
Oh, wow, really?
Oh, wow, really?
Oh, wow, that's so cool.
Oh, wow, that's so cool.
Oh, yeah! [Laughing]
Oh, yeah! [Laughing]
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, you're repping EstroFuel?
Oh, you're repping EstroFuel?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! An almost lawyer and a sort of doctor.
Oh! An almost lawyer and a sort of doctor.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. No. You think I...
Oh. No. You think I...
Oh. Okay. What?
Oh. Okay. What?
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... I know.
Oh... I know.
Oh... Oh, my God.
Oh... Oh, my God.
Oh... uh...
Oh... uh...
Oh...!
Oh...!
Okay, all right. Tell me what you remember.
Okay, all right. Tell me what you remember.
Okay, babe, this was a crime scene.
Okay, babe, this was a crime scene.
Okay, babe. Love you. And a one, two,
Okay, babe. Love you. And a one, two,
Okay, check this one out.
Okay, check this one out.
Okay, does this rendering represent
Okay, does this rendering represent
Okay, Donovan, you just caught a shoplifter
Okay, Donovan, you just caught a shoplifter
Okay, fine. But I am knitting you
Okay, fine. But I am knitting you
Okay, honey, just... shh.
Okay, honey, just... shh.
Okay, I'll admit that... it's half your fault.
Okay, I'll admit that... it's half your fault.
Okay, I'm sorry, the cubicle will be gone soon,
Okay, I'm sorry, the cubicle will be gone soon,
Okay, it's voice mail.
Okay, it's voice mail.
Okay, let's try to jump start it.
Okay, let's try to jump start it.
Okay, look, fine, can I at least be the one
Okay, look, fine, can I at least be the one
Okay, name one.
Okay, name one.
Okay, now.
Okay, now.
Okay, okay, it's really hard though, man.
Okay, okay, it's really hard though, man.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
Okay, see? Talking is fun.
Okay, see? Talking is fun.
Okay, so, I couldn't check all the boxes,
Okay, so, I couldn't check all the boxes,
Okay, so, my lawyer says I don't have a case
Okay, so, my lawyer says I don't have a case
Okay, well how about you? You want to go out
Okay, well how about you? You want to go out
Okay, well, it's time to do future Jess a solid
Okay, well, it's time to do future Jess a solid
Okay, well, what are we gonna do now?
Okay, well, what are we gonna do now?
Okay, woodworking is insane.
Okay, woodworking is insane.
Okay, you guys need to start being honest,
Okay, you guys need to start being honest,
Okay?
Okay?
Okay? I wanted her to play on the field
Okay? I wanted her to play on the field
Okay? Let me try something.
Okay? Let me try something.
Okay? So you've got to do the opposite.
Okay? So you've got to do the opposite.
Okay? So, if we can, uh, hit the mall?
Okay? So, if we can, uh, hit the mall?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right. [Clears throat]
Okay. All right. [Clears throat]
Okay. I got it. Okay.
Okay. I got it. Okay.
Okay. Love you.
Okay. Love you.
Okay. Okay, listen.
Okay. Okay, listen.
Okay. Um...
Okay. Um...
Okay. We have to extend the dining room,
Okay. We have to extend the dining room,
On finally making C.O.W
On finally making C.O.W
One big, happy, non secret fam...
One big, happy, non secret fam...
One by a recognized EDM artist,
One by a recognized EDM artist,
One, she's worried she's making a mistake
One, she's worried she's making a mistake
Only men have secret families.
Only men have secret families.
Ooh, don't I know it!
Ooh, don't I know it!
Ooh, hey, Kim. Look, it's Donovan.
Ooh, hey, Kim. Look, it's Donovan.
Ooh, you can take mine.
Ooh, you can take mine.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh...
Ooh...
Or an underwear guy in a 10 million dollar loft
Or an underwear guy in a 10 million dollar loft
Or as they say in Portuguese,
Or as they say in Portuguese,
Or at least it will be, once we redo it.
Or at least it will be, once we redo it.
Or clocks, so I don't really think
Or clocks, so I don't really think
Or is it, like, a playing it cool thing,
Or is it, like, a playing it cool thing,
Or that misguided month where I tried to be a manager
Or that misguided month where I tried to be a manager
Or two, and this one is way more realistic,
Or two, and this one is way more realistic,
Or we can go... all go together if you want.
Or we can go... all go together if you want.
Or, uh, Vancouver's Shoe.
Or, uh, Vancouver's Shoe.
Over here, too.
Over here, too.
Ow, Winston,
Ow, Winston,
Ow.
Ow.
Owing me?
Owing me?
Past Jess was trying to keep me out of this.
Past Jess was trying to keep me out of this.
Perfect for you.
Perfect for you.
Perfect, gentle, unrelenting pressure.
Perfect, gentle, unrelenting pressure.
Pick yourself up.
Pick yourself up.
Picture this:
Picture this:
Pissed.
Pissed.
Play some music from my mobile device,
Play some music from my mobile device,
Playing a ******* dude, playing an Italian dude
Playing a ******* dude, playing an Italian dude
Please don't mistake
Please don't mistake
Please tell me you don't know this guy's name.
Please tell me you don't know this guy's name.
Please, Jess.
Please, Jess.
Please, on paper, we're as ugly as Winston's bellybutton ring.
Please, on paper, we're as ugly as Winston's bellybutton ring.
Please, please, don't gag
Please, please, don't gag
Please, you've got to help.
Please, you've got to help.
Preach! We got this.
Preach! We got this.
Pretend like you didn't even know she was coming.
Pretend like you didn't even know she was coming.
Protect and serve, more like protect and snooze.
Protect and serve, more like protect and snooze.
Put out nothing! Be cool.
Put out nothing! Be cool.
Putting the men back in menopause.
Putting the men back in menopause.
Quotes intended,
Quotes intended,
Raisin?!
Raisin?!
Raisin.
Raisin.
Ray Ray.
Ray Ray.
Read the first page.
Read the first page.
Reagan has a secret apartment?
Reagan has a secret apartment?
Reagan has a secret apartment.
Reagan has a secret apartment.
Reagan has a secret apartment.
Reagan has a secret apartment.
Reagan has a secret apartment.
Reagan has a secret apartment.
Reagan has never stayed in one place too long.
Reagan has never stayed in one place too long.
Reagan is moving in today and I don't want her thinking
Reagan is moving in today and I don't want her thinking
Reagan said, A lot of secrets came out last night.
Reagan said, A lot of secrets came out last night.
Reagan was right.
Reagan was right.
Reagan, Nick knows about your secret apartment
Reagan, Nick knows about your secret apartment
Really sad neighborhood.
Really sad neighborhood.
Really sad neighborhood.
Really sad neighborhood.
Really sleepy.
Really sleepy.
Really? Because you won't even admit
Really? Because you won't even admit
Relationships are so hard.
Relationships are so hard.
Revisit that.
Revisit that.
Robby wrote fan fiction for it.
Robby wrote fan fiction for it.
Robby's hospital bill is only $400.
Robby's hospital bill is only $400.
Room temperature milk.
Room temperature milk.
Say that one more time.
Say that one more time.
Say that you're gonna pay one more time and see what happens.
Say that you're gonna pay one more time and see what happens.
Schmidt will totally think
Schmidt will totally think
Schmidt, bedrooms. Cece, bathrooms.
Schmidt, bedrooms. Cece, bathrooms.
Schmidt, I bet I could make a fake EDM song
Schmidt, I bet I could make a fake EDM song
Schmidt, if this falls through...
Schmidt, if this falls through...
Schmidt, you love this chair, right?
Schmidt, you love this chair, right?
SCHMIDT: Hey, Nick!
SCHMIDT: Hey, Nick!
Schmidty, are you sure you know what you're getting us into?
Schmidty, are you sure you know what you're getting us into?
Schmidty, Jess?
Schmidty, Jess?
Score. Thank you.
Score. Thank you.
Secondly,
Secondly,
Secret!
Secret!
Secret!
Secret!
Secrets?
Secrets?
See myself out.
See myself out.
See, it's working already.
See, it's working already.
See, what we have here is called good bones.
See, what we have here is called good bones.
Seinfeld.
Seinfeld.
Seriously, guys, just let me pay this
Seriously, guys, just let me pay this
She didn't advise me on anything else.
She didn't advise me on anything else.
She going home?
She going home?
She has a secret family.
She has a secret family.
She is gonna be pissed.
She is gonna be pissed.
She needs relief.
She needs relief.
She talkin', but ain't nobody listenin'.
She talkin', but ain't nobody listenin'.
She wouldn't come back for seconds.
She wouldn't come back for seconds.
She'll bolt...
She'll bolt...
She's a badass, that is what is going on with her.
She's a badass, that is what is going on with her.
She's a strong... strong one.
She's a strong... strong one.
She's gonna feel smothered.
She's gonna feel smothered.
She's so strong.
She's so strong.
She's still rocking that Planet Hollywood jacket,
She's still rocking that Planet Hollywood jacket,
She's the worst real estate agent of all time.
She's the worst real estate agent of all time.
She's... uh, dumb.
She's... uh, dumb.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh...
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh...
Shh. You're a big, bright star.
Shh. You're a big, bright star.
Should I grow a goatee?
Should I grow a goatee?
Should we call Aly and tell her the good news?
Should we call Aly and tell her the good news?
Shut up! I I'm the C.O.W.?
Shut up! I I'm the C.O.W.?
Sir, sorry to keep you waiting.
Sir, sorry to keep you waiting.
Sitting piece for our home.
Sitting piece for our home.
Skip to the next track.
Skip to the next track.
Slightly lower chair.
Slightly lower chair.
So can I buy a stamp for this letter?
So can I buy a stamp for this letter?
So does that mean that he didn't have to go to work,
So does that mean that he didn't have to go to work,
So in front of you, you have two songs,
So in front of you, you have two songs,
So in honor of this occasion,
So in honor of this occasion,
So it's just a lot of me clapping and singing along.
So it's just a lot of me clapping and singing along.
So many zeros.
So many zeros.
So maybe we'll do that over drinks.
So maybe we'll do that over drinks.
So maybe you and I should get a drink.
So maybe you and I should get a drink.
So Nick's back.
So Nick's back.
So please don't feel any pressure to like it,
So please don't feel any pressure to like it,
So she can move here to be with you?
So she can move here to be with you?
So thank God I have that apartment.
So thank God I have that apartment.
So thank God I have that apartment.
So thank God I have that apartment.
So thank you.
So thank you.
So that he could become a cop.
So that he could become a cop.
So this is the place, eh?
So this is the place, eh?
So we could use it as the hook.
So we could use it as the hook.
So what's the real total?
So what's the real total?
So without further ado, or as Pepperwood would say,
So without further ado, or as Pepperwood would say,
So you admit it's my fault!
So you admit it's my fault!
So you're on board now?
So you're on board now?
So, help me...
So, help me...
So, this is my life now?
So, this is my life now?
So, what are you doing tonight?
So, what are you doing tonight?
So, what are you gonna do about Reagan?
So, what are you gonna do about Reagan?
So... you're excited to read my book,
So... you're excited to read my book,
Something I have to handle on my own.
Something I have to handle on my own.
Sorry to interrupt. Are you re reading The Pepperwood Chronicles?
Sorry to interrupt. Are you re reading The Pepperwood Chronicles?
Sorry, Winston, I can't be a cop.
Sorry, Winston, I can't be a cop.
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
Splash, bitch, splash!
Splash, bitch, splash!
Starring Donovan.
Starring Donovan.
Staying all the way out of it.
Staying all the way out of it.
Steal her away for a minute? Jessica?
Steal her away for a minute? Jessica?
Steve Jobs in the garage phase,
Steve Jobs in the garage phase,
Stop reaching for that button.
Stop reaching for that button.
Stop that. You didn't let me finish.
Stop that. You didn't let me finish.
Stop.
Stop.
Straighten your arms when you eat.
Straighten your arms when you eat.
Strategy sesh in the cubicle.
Strategy sesh in the cubicle.
Superfan than a boyfriend.
Superfan than a boyfriend.
Swedish EDM demigod...
Swedish EDM demigod...
Taking a limo to the bank. What is she, a cartoon cat?
Taking a limo to the bank. What is she, a cartoon cat?
Thank you for stopping me...
Thank you for stopping me...
Thank you, Jess.
Thank you, Jess.
Thank you. It's missing a what.
Thank you. It's missing a what.
Thank you. Wow.
Thank you. Wow.
Thanks to Dr. The Fonz.
Thanks to Dr. The Fonz.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, guys.
That bone was broken when I saw it.
That bone was broken when I saw it.
That closet is begging to be a half bath...
That closet is begging to be a half bath...
That doesn't make any sense.
That doesn't make any sense.
That eliminates night sweats.
That eliminates night sweats.
That girl
That girl
That helps, to know that.
That helps, to know that.
That I switched my job
That I switched my job
That I'm not excited to read your book, because I am.
That I'm not excited to read your book, because I am.
That is a felony, by the way.
That is a felony, by the way.
That is just a compliment!
That is just a compliment!
That it can float.
That it can float.
That Nick made time for us, with his very busy work schedule.
That Nick made time for us, with his very busy work schedule.
That the gym thing is my fault.
That the gym thing is my fault.
That was a good call. They sounded like two Germans
That was a good call. They sounded like two Germans
That was amazing.
That was amazing.
That we created, you and me.
That we created, you and me.
That we need to finish,
That we need to finish,
That we're making a big fuss about it.
That we're making a big fuss about it.
That you, uh, ever do anything wrong.
That you, uh, ever do anything wrong.
That you've ever given anyone in your life.
That you've ever given anyone in your life.
That...
That...
That's a lot of zeros.
That's a lot of zeros.
That's a... that's a boat.
That's a... that's a boat.
That's amazing!
That's amazing!
That's an example of the stuff that I'd like to stay out of.
That's an example of the stuff that I'd like to stay out of.
That's exactly it!
That's exactly it!
That's great!
That's great!
That's how I was. It was disgusting.
That's how I was. It was disgusting.
That's how much it is? That's really exp...
That's how much it is? That's really exp...
That's not a name.
That's not a name.
That's not the code.
That's not the code.
That's obviously a mistake.
That's obviously a mistake.
That's the least Fonzie move ever.
That's the least Fonzie move ever.
That's very bad. I'm sorry, man.
That's very bad. I'm sorry, man.
That's what a map scientist is?
That's what a map scientist is?
That's what I wanted to hear.
That's what I wanted to hear.
That's why I didn't pick her up from the airport.
That's why I didn't pick her up from the airport.
That's why I lied.
That's why I lied.
That's why I like it. I can't be tied down.
That's why I like it. I can't be tied down.
That's why I'm not gonna do it.
That's why I'm not gonna do it.
That's why you brought me with.
That's why you brought me with.
That's why you can't really hear anything,
That's why you can't really hear anything,
That's Winston. I know these people, Schmidt.
That's Winston. I know these people, Schmidt.
That's your wife. I've met her many times.
That's your wife. I've met her many times.
That's... wow, what an opportunity.
That's... wow, what an opportunity.
The best damn aural you have ever had.
The best damn aural you have ever had.
The dining room table.
The dining room table.
The en suite is en fleek.
The en suite is en fleek.
The gritty caw of gears grinding.
The gritty caw of gears grinding.
The hospital billed Robby for
The hospital billed Robby for
The incident in question?
The incident in question?
The Larry King Preemptive Memorial Post Op Recovery Suite.
The Larry King Preemptive Memorial Post Op Recovery Suite.
The Larry King Preemptive Memorial Post Op Recovery Suite.
The Larry King Preemptive Memorial Post Op Recovery Suite.
The only drink I can handle is...
The only drink I can handle is...
The only place that was even close was that...
The only place that was even close was that...
The other house was just too expensive.
The other house was just too expensive.
The other is by me.
The other is by me.
The premier website for used flats.
The premier website for used flats.
The three of us living together... is awkward enough
The three of us living together... is awkward enough
The urban corn harvest.
The urban corn harvest.
The zoo? You hate zoos.
The zoo? You hate zoos.
Then how can I ever trust you?
Then how can I ever trust you?
Then why are we doing this?
Then why are we doing this?
Then you're just gonna be a cop.
Then you're just gonna be a cop.
There are over 60 pairs of shoes in your room.
There are over 60 pairs of shoes in your room.
There was way more blood.
There was way more blood.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
There's good and bad in that, huh?
There's good and bad in that, huh?
There's no easy way to say this.
There's no easy way to say this.
There's something about him.
There's something about him.
These are old lady caramels,
These are old lady caramels,
These noise canceling headphones are really broken.
These noise canceling headphones are really broken.
They had surfing, dogs...
They had surfing, dogs...
They were closed on Veteran's Day.
They were closed on Veteran's Day.
They... they rescued a lot of dogs...
They... they rescued a lot of dogs...
They're the owners!
They're the owners!
Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?
Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?
Think of Michelle Obama.
Think of Michelle Obama.
This bar has hooks for our purses.
This bar has hooks for our purses.
This is a delicate situation for our relationship.
This is a delicate situation for our relationship.
This is bad. Really bad.
This is bad. Really bad.
This is between you and Reagan.
This is between you and Reagan.
This is clearly the work of Tim Bergling,
This is clearly the work of Tim Bergling,
This is definitely one of those creepy apartment complexes
This is definitely one of those creepy apartment complexes
This is good; This is you moving forward.
This is good; This is you moving forward.
This is Gracie.
This is Gracie.
This is my co signer.
This is my co signer.
This is my first book.
This is my first book.
This is my only bill, and it's just a baby bill.
This is my only bill, and it's just a baby bill.
This is the last one.
This is the last one.
This is what I wanted to tell you.
This is what I wanted to tell you.
This is, um, this is Margaret.
This is, um, this is Margaret.
This one has a pretty good rhythm to it.
This one has a pretty good rhythm to it.
This place is way over our borrowing limit.
This place is way over our borrowing limit.
This sounds fishy.
This sounds fishy.
This track is right, though.
This track is right, though.
This very second while there are no distractions.
This very second while there are no distractions.
This whole room could be mid century.
This whole room could be mid century.
This whole summer, you've been doing one activity
This whole summer, you've been doing one activity
Those ears heard a Bishop/Parikh original track.
Those ears heard a Bishop/Parikh original track.
Three boats down.
Three boats down.
Throbbing bass, the lone whistle,
Throbbing bass, the lone whistle,
Time out. Stop.
Time out. Stop.
To a car rental place at night, but, uh...
To a car rental place at night, but, uh...
To break the news to her?
To break the news to her?
To Cece,
To Cece,
To convince Cece that she shouldn't buy this house.
To convince Cece that she shouldn't buy this house.
To file all the headshots of your clients.
To file all the headshots of your clients.
To find French cigarettes in Los Angeles.
To find French cigarettes in Los Angeles.
To focus on applying to police school.
To focus on applying to police school.
To go pick up her supplements,
To go pick up her supplements,
To go pick up her supplements,
To go pick up her supplements,
To go to New Orleans.
To go to New Orleans.
To her secret apartment!
To her secret apartment!
To sit around and bitch about how hard it is
To sit around and bitch about how hard it is
To the house! All right! Yeah!
To the house! All right! Yeah!
Too weird. Go practice in your room.
Too weird. Go practice in your room.
Totally fine. I didn't hear a thing.
Totally fine. I didn't hear a thing.
Track light the hallway,
Track light the hallway,
Trapped in a sack?
Trapped in a sack?
Trying to figure out
Trying to figure out
Turns out they, uh, they charge for new knees.
Turns out they, uh, they charge for new knees.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Uh oh, you think she knows about Nick?
Uh oh, you think she knows about Nick?
Uh, also, Schmidt, I printed something... do you know where it went?
Uh, also, Schmidt, I printed something... do you know where it went?
Uh, heads up, they're all in the hallway now.
Uh, heads up, they're all in the hallway now.
Uh, Leslie... [nervous laugh]
Uh, Leslie... [nervous laugh]
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh, okay.
Uh, okay.
Uh, that's not a mistake, actually.
Uh, that's not a mistake, actually.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... Easy.
Uh... Easy.
Uh... oh, no.
Uh... oh, no.
Um, as somebody who passed the bar exam eight years ago,
Um, as somebody who passed the bar exam eight years ago,
Um, do you have another gator tooth?
Um, do you have another gator tooth?
Um, I offered Don a tour of the precinct,
Um, I offered Don a tour of the precinct,
Um, I was supposed to meet her in the lemur section
Um, I was supposed to meet her in the lemur section
Um, oh. Uh, heads up.
Um, oh. Uh, heads up.
Um, there's no...
Um, there's no...
Unfortunately, it all blew into the Mississippi River.
Unfortunately, it all blew into the Mississippi River.
Unless they got advice, so what did she advise?
Unless they got advice, so what did she advise?
Unless you ask me repeatedly,
Unless you ask me repeatedly,
Vancouver's Shoe.
Vancouver's Shoe.
Very important to tell you.
Very important to tell you.
Wait, come on, it was not this violent.
Wait, come on, it was not this violent.
Wait, how did you...
Wait, how did you...
Wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out.
Wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Was I not that with you?
Was I not that with you?
Was I wrong about rubber awareness bracelets?
Was I wrong about rubber awareness bracelets?
Was that it?
Was that it?
Was to split a cab with a lady
Was to split a cab with a lady
Watch this.
Watch this.
We all got you gifts for your home office.
We all got you gifts for your home office.
We all need to meet new people.
We all need to meet new people.
We also send each other pictures
We also send each other pictures
We are in the middle of a conversation
We are in the middle of a conversation
We can stick around if you want us to.
We can stick around if you want us to.
We can't loan you any more money.
We can't loan you any more money.
We cannot let him get away with that, okay?
We cannot let him get away with that, okay?
We do not look great on paper.
We do not look great on paper.
We got a song to write that's gonna give you
We got a song to write that's gonna give you
We got the house!
We got the house!
We got the house.
We got the house.
We got this.
We got this.
We had to save all the metal for the boys.
We had to save all the metal for the boys.
We have to tell each other everything.
We have to tell each other everything.
We just need to market ourselves.
We just need to market ourselves.
We might have taken this one a little too far.
We might have taken this one a little too far.
We need to dig deep, Winston.
We need to dig deep, Winston.
We need to look him right in the eye...
We need to look him right in the eye...
We need to put the bar up for collateral, okay?
We need to put the bar up for collateral, okay?
We need to start setting some boundaries.
We need to start setting some boundaries.
We started ours first, so we should finish ours earlier.
We started ours first, so we should finish ours earlier.
We we didn't bring you with.
We we didn't bring you with.
We were just kids. Like...
We were just kids. Like...
We. Us.
We. Us.
We'll pack our lunches. We'll cut out cup on's.
We'll pack our lunches. We'll cut out cup on's.
We're gonna tear this place down to the studs.
We're gonna tear this place down to the studs.
We're in charge of the music in the bar,
We're in charge of the music in the bar,
We're just gonna have to find a house ourselves.
We're just gonna have to find a house ourselves.
We're miles past our borrowing limit. It's the only way.
We're miles past our borrowing limit. It's the only way.
We're not going to the mall.
We're not going to the mall.
We're the ones who are buying your home.
We're the ones who are buying your home.
We've almost traced the call" gesture.
We've almost traced the call" gesture.
Weird to watch.
Weird to watch.
Welcome to Cece's Boys, Donovan.
Welcome to Cece's Boys, Donovan.
Well, Bish out.
Well, Bish out.
Well, Bish out.
Well, Bish out.
Well, congratulations, Winston,
Well, congratulations, Winston,
Well, Donovan's mom is a dead end.
Well, Donovan's mom is a dead end.
Well, hey!
Well, hey!
Well, I can't eat these yet 'cause I don't have my teeth in.
Well, I can't eat these yet 'cause I don't have my teeth in.
Well, I hope you saved some for Furguson.
Well, I hope you saved some for Furguson.
Well, I think that's good you're letting yourself be vulnerable.
Well, I think that's good you're letting yourself be vulnerable.
Well, I will see you on game day, suckas.
Well, I will see you on game day, suckas.
Well, I would love to, but legally,
Well, I would love to, but legally,
Well, I'd love to finish our conversation, Jess,
Well, I'd love to finish our conversation, Jess,
Well, I'll be in the honest apartment!
Well, I'll be in the honest apartment!
Well, I'm just worried about this one room.
Well, I'm just worried about this one room.
Well, look who it is.
Well, look who it is.
Well, my company rents apartments
Well, my company rents apartments
Well, Robby's medical bills are a fifth of a million dollars
Well, Robby's medical bills are a fifth of a million dollars
Well, that's okay, Jess, because I'm here.
Well, that's okay, Jess, because I'm here.
Well, there are other options. There are other options.
Well, there are other options. There are other options.
Well, there goes the jukebox.
Well, there goes the jukebox.
Well, this is an emergency.
Well, this is an emergency.
Well, would you describe yourself as, I don't know,
Well, would you describe yourself as, I don't know,
Well, you don't have to, just let me pay.
Well, you don't have to, just let me pay.
Well, you know, I tried to.
Well, you know, I tried to.
Well, you know, maybe when things are going good,
Well, you know, maybe when things are going good,
Well, you know, we've had some breakthroughs of our own
Well, you know, we've had some breakthroughs of our own
Well, you're getting the loan.
Well, you're getting the loan.
Well... I'm the original Cece's boy.
Well... I'm the original Cece's boy.
What about your thing, Reagan?
What about your thing, Reagan?
What agency did you use again?
What agency did you use again?
What am I looking at?
What am I looking at?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What friend?
What friend?
What I'm trying to say is...
What I'm trying to say is...
What if no one pays?
What if no one pays?
What is going on with you?
What is going on with you?
What is happening?
What is happening?
What is she, a D.C. madam?
What is she, a D.C. madam?
What is that infernal racket?
What is that infernal racket?
What is wrong with me?
What is wrong with me?
What is your emergency?
What is your emergency?
What the hell is that noise?
What the hell is that noise?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What, did you go to prison?
What, did you go to prison?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Teachers have money.
What? Teachers have money.
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's in the bag, Jess?
What's in the bag, Jess?
What's the total?
What's the total?
What's wrong with the house again?
What's wrong with the house again?
Whatever the explanation, it's okay.
Whatever the explanation, it's okay.
Whatever. Don't worry about it.
Whatever. Don't worry about it.
When did you get it,
When did you get it,
When I played the Artful Dodger
When I played the Artful Dodger
When she gets here, act casually.
When she gets here, act casually.
When we are done with this song,
When we are done with this song,
When we find out about the house.
When we find out about the house.
Where I found the perfect
Where I found the perfect
Where I was, waiting outside Nick's door,
Where I was, waiting outside Nick's door,
Where where's your doctor's office?
Where where's your doctor's office?
Which is lucky for me,
Which is lucky for me,
Which is why I'm so good with people and horses.
Which is why I'm so good with people and horses.
Which technically means "thrusting forward."
Which technically means "thrusting forward."
Which, apparently, my book does not have.
Which, apparently, my book does not have.
Who cares, man?
Who cares, man?
Who gets a bellybutton ring if you have an outie?
Who gets a bellybutton ring if you have an outie?
Who I have mad inside jokes with.
Who I have mad inside jokes with.
Who knows what happened with us?
Who knows what happened with us?
Who was eating a sub from the middle.
Who was eating a sub from the middle.
Who you panache.
Who you panache.
Who's home?
Who's home?
Whoa! God, what's that smell?
Whoa! God, what's that smell?
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whose only furniture is a telescope.
Whose only furniture is a telescope.
Why are you ask... why are you asking Jess?
Why are you ask... why are you asking Jess?
Why are you guys here?
Why are you guys here?
Why are you looking at my house?
Why are you looking at my house?
Why are you?
Why are you?
Why didn't you just say that before?
Why didn't you just say that before?
Why don't you guys continue this conversation...
Why don't you guys continue this conversation...
Why is everyone standing around?
Why is everyone standing around?
Why is everything a code with you? Just say map scientist.
Why is everything a code with you? Just say map scientist.
Why is she talking to the realtor?
Why is she talking to the realtor?
Why would I set the time? It's my watch.
Why would I set the time? It's my watch.
Why...? Deedee.
Why...? Deedee.
Will you just kiss her already, dude?
Will you just kiss her already, dude?
Winston,
Winston,
Winston, you ready for the tour?
Winston, you ready for the tour?
Winston, you're in love,
Winston, you're in love,
WINSTON: Hella?
WINSTON: Hella?
WINSTON: Uh, Nick, question:
WINSTON: Uh, Nick, question:
Winston?
Winston?
Winston's cat?
Winston's cat?
With a high one before they do, so...
With a high one before they do, so...
With a nice cheese plate? Look at that halloumi.
With a nice cheese plate? Look at that halloumi.
With Nick? Nicholas Miller?
With Nick? Nicholas Miller?
With Reagan right now.
With Reagan right now.
With the whole I got to go to work and cover some shifts.
With the whole I got to go to work and cover some shifts.
With you dropping 175 pounds of iron on my face.
With you dropping 175 pounds of iron on my face.
Without me being in the middle.
Without me being in the middle.
Without me?
Without me?
Woodworking is awesome.
Woodworking is awesome.
Would a poor person...
Would a poor person...
Would it help if I read some of it out loud?
Would it help if I read some of it out loud?
Wow, look at you.
Wow, look at you.
Wow, okay.
Wow, okay.
Wow, that feels so good to say.
Wow, that feels so good to say.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Y'all okay with this?
Y'all okay with this?
Yah!
Yah!
Yeah, and you like EDM.
Yeah, and you like EDM.
Yeah, but that was months ago.
Yeah, but that was months ago.
Yeah, but the bar?
Yeah, but the bar?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, did you get your Bachelor's in map science?
Yeah, did you get your Bachelor's in map science?
Yeah, I have a really good lawyer, she's an animal.
Yeah, I have a really good lawyer, she's an animal.
Yeah, I just go with the flow.
Yeah, I just go with the flow.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I mean, look at Cece, for instance.
Yeah, I mean, look at Cece, for instance.
Yeah, I need this track to be real.
Yeah, I need this track to be real.
Yeah, it's just...
Yeah, it's just...
Yeah, it's nice, right?
Yeah, it's nice, right?
Yeah, it's not good.
Yeah, it's not good.
Yeah, it's not so easy, is it?
Yeah, it's not so easy, is it?
Yeah, it's time science.
Yeah, it's time science.
Yeah, just come over here! Great!
Yeah, just come over here! Great!
Yeah, listen, Schmidt, it's trash.
Yeah, listen, Schmidt, it's trash.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man. I be eating them things right down to the core, man.
Yeah, man. I be eating them things right down to the core, man.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, Reagan is going to New Orleans for work
Yeah, Reagan is going to New Orleans for work
Yeah, so, Schmidt booked Donovan a photo shoot at Ass Strat,
Yeah, so, Schmidt booked Donovan a photo shoot at Ass Strat,
Yeah, that... uh, that bone,
Yeah, that... uh, that bone,
Yeah, this is boring.
Yeah, this is boring.
Yeah, uh, Reagan's drug company
Yeah, uh, Reagan's drug company
Yeah, um, uh, Donovan, are you almost ready?
Yeah, um, uh, Donovan, are you almost ready?
Yeah, we can do it.
Yeah, we can do it.
Yeah, we text. You know.
Yeah, we text. You know.
Yeah, we'll stick around.
Yeah, we'll stick around.
Yeah, we're doing great.
Yeah, we're doing great.
Yeah, well, my current account is for a menopause pill
Yeah, well, my current account is for a menopause pill
Yeah, women are always afraid of being trapped in sacks.
Yeah, women are always afraid of being trapped in sacks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you know? We'll just start right here.
Yeah, you know? We'll just start right here.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Dude, I'm the dumbest.
Yeah. Dude, I'm the dumbest.
Yeah. That's all right.
Yeah. That's all right.
Yep, here it is.
Yep, here it is.
Yep. Welcome home.
Yep. Welcome home.
Yes, I understand how primo it is.
Yes, I understand how primo it is.
Yes, she is.
Yes, she is.
Yes, you may.
Yes, you may.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Chest bump.
Yes. Chest bump.
Yes. N... No.
Yes. N... No.
You and Reagan have things?
You and Reagan have things?
You are absolutely Jobs.
You are absolutely Jobs.
You are the face of EstroFuel.
You are the face of EstroFuel.
You being here.
You being here.
You better make sure that this is the worst tour
You better make sure that this is the worst tour
You called it perfectly, Cece.
You called it perfectly, Cece.
You came from Seattle, pal. That's down.
You came from Seattle, pal. That's down.
You can be an ice cream man, a rocketeer, a jewel thief,
You can be an ice cream man, a rocketeer, a jewel thief,
You can't control
You can't control
You can't say that and then not elaborate, right?
You can't say that and then not elaborate, right?
You can't stop thinking about Nick.
You can't stop thinking about Nick.
You could use the crown molding as a focal point.
You could use the crown molding as a focal point.
You didn't pick her up from the airport?
You didn't pick her up from the airport?
You didn't stick up for me, Winston?
You didn't stick up for me, Winston?
You don't just say that.
You don't just say that.
You don't need ol' Jess the Mess.
You don't need ol' Jess the Mess.
You don't think I want to?
You don't think I want to?
You don't understand. Oh, hey.
You don't understand. Oh, hey.
You don't work for Schmidt and Cece
You don't work for Schmidt and Cece
You feeling it, huh?
You feeling it, huh?
You get scared and you look for reasons to doubt it.
You get scared and you look for reasons to doubt it.
You got jacked. Yeah.
You got jacked. Yeah.
You got to go home.
You got to go home.
You guys are married.
You guys are married.
You guys are moving forward,
You guys are moving forward,
You guys know how large I live. I'm flush with cash.
You guys know how large I live. I'm flush with cash.
You guys lived together in New Orleans.
You guys lived together in New Orleans.
You guys need to be like Winston
You guys need to be like Winston
You had a box, and I wanted you to get a bank account.
You had a box, and I wanted you to get a bank account.
You have a secret apartment, Jess.
You have a secret apartment, Jess.
You have done so much for me,
You have done so much for me,
You have got to be kidding me!
You have got to be kidding me!
You have one friend. It's Cece.
You have one friend. It's Cece.
You joined that SoulShred gym and got scary ripped.
You joined that SoulShred gym and got scary ripped.
You just might fall asleep when you read it,
You just might fall asleep when you read it,
You know I love you and I will always be there for you
You know I love you and I will always be there for you
You know it, baby. Bye!
You know it, baby. Bye!
You know what else you like?
You know what else you like?
You know what they call Seattle in Portland?
You know what they call Seattle in Portland?
You know what usually calms me down?
You know what usually calms me down?
You know what, I'm gonna take back that chair,
You know what, I'm gonna take back that chair,
You know what, though? She's not wrong.
You know what, though? She's not wrong.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? After last night,
You know what? After last night,
You know what? If you're not gonna sue me,
You know what? If you're not gonna sue me,
You know what'd be fun? If we were all just direct.
You know what'd be fun? If we were all just direct.
You know who should talk to about this,
You know who should talk to about this,
You know, are just kind of acting and living like one big family.
You know, are just kind of acting and living like one big family.
You know, I got to say, your sister
You know, I got to say, your sister
You know, I slept in your bed twice.
You know, I slept in your bed twice.
You know, I think I'm finally starting to understand momentum.
You know, I think I'm finally starting to understand momentum.
You know, it's so small and cute, like my nephew Baby Bill.
You know, it's so small and cute, like my nephew Baby Bill.
You know, maybe I can't handle it.
You know, maybe I can't handle it.
You know, maybe I could use Donovan
You know, maybe I could use Donovan
You know, Nick, Reagan, living across the hall.
You know, Nick, Reagan, living across the hall.
You know, you were trapped in some sack.
You know, you were trapped in some sack.
You leaked the intel to Cece.
You leaked the intel to Cece.
You lied to Reagan, so you can watch strangers bowl?
You lied to Reagan, so you can watch strangers bowl?
You may know it by its former name,
You may know it by its former name,
You need to calm down. All right, just take a breath.
You need to calm down. All right, just take a breath.
You okay, Jess?
You okay, Jess?
You press that, guaranteed crowd pleaser.
You press that, guaranteed crowd pleaser.
You really think I was an innocent bystander, do you?
You really think I was an innocent bystander, do you?
You said fake bar shift,
You said fake bar shift,
You said that a full two seconds after the door shut.
You said that a full two seconds after the door shut.
You see, he's a gentle lover. You understand?
You see, he's a gentle lover. You understand?
You taking over as our real estate agent because...
You taking over as our real estate agent because...
You talk to her.
You talk to her.
You think I'm too poor to pay.
You think I'm too poor to pay.
You to repeat it over and over again.
You to repeat it over and over again.
You told me that you don't believe in watches
You told me that you don't believe in watches
You took it too far.
You took it too far.
You understand?
You understand?
You walk too fast through a museum.
You walk too fast through a museum.
You wanted to be a truck driver on Mars,
You wanted to be a truck driver on Mars,
You wanted to live on a lake; I wanted to live on Mars.
You wanted to live on a lake; I wanted to live on Mars.
You were the one who told me
You were the one who told me
You weren't supposed to be home for, like, a month.
You weren't supposed to be home for, like, a month.
You will not be hearing from my lawyer.
You will not be hearing from my lawyer.
You.
You.
You...
You...
You... No distractions.
You... No distractions.
You'll get that when you read it.
You'll get that when you read it.
You're amazing. You should work for the CIA.
You're amazing. You should work for the CIA.
You're barely seconds in.
You're barely seconds in.
You're deeper than any of us.
You're deeper than any of us.
You're going downtown!
You're going downtown!
You're gonna live here!
You're gonna live here!
You're misrepresenting my petition.
You're misrepresenting my petition.
You're not very scary.
You're not very scary.
You're right, this is not your house.
You're right, this is not your house.
You're such a lightweight.
You're such a lightweight.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You've got to deal with this. She trusts you.
You've got to deal with this. She trusts you.
Your home office.
Your home office.
Your lawyer wants you to sue me,
Your lawyer wants you to sue me,
Your lie was bigger.
Your lie was bigger.
Your mom has night sweats.
Your mom has night sweats.
Your new hood!
Your new hood!
Your sister ain't that good at her job.
Your sister ain't that good at her job.
Your taste is your taste.
Your taste is your taste.
.... about anything. Oh, weird.
.... about anything. Oh, weird.
[Cece giggles] Congrats.
[Cece giggles] Congrats.
[chuckles] [laughs] No.
[chuckles] [laughs] No.
[knocking] NICK: Yeah?
[knocking] NICK: Yeah?
[photo clatters to floor] I got it.
[photo clatters to floor] I got it.
[seagulls squawking] Where are we?
[seagulls squawking] Where are we?
[upbeat pop song begins] You're the owners!
[upbeat pop song begins] You're the owners!
A cartographer? Yes.
A cartographer? Yes.
A good mall walk. No, we're suing the gym.
A good mall walk. No, we're suing the gym.
A TPC virgin. Yeah.
A TPC virgin. Yeah.
Ah, did I say, Raisin? Yeah.
Ah, did I say, Raisin? Yeah.
Ain't no room, fam. Straighten your arms, fam.
Ain't no room, fam. Straighten your arms, fam.
All right. Ferguson...
All right. Ferguson...
All right. You like it?
All right. You like it?
All the damn time, all day. Mm!
All the damn time, all day. Mm!
Amenya! Enya.
Amenya! Enya.
and clairvoyant brother. Mm.
and clairvoyant brother. Mm.
And I'm fine. Okay.
And I'm fine. Okay.
and that he lied to me? Oh my God,
and that he lied to me? Oh my God,
and there's no sound. Hello.
and there's no sound. Hello.
Anything? Ever? Oh, we're starting to get into this.
Anything? Ever? Oh, we're starting to get into this.
Are you a cartographer now? Am I a cartographer?
Are you a cartographer now? Am I a cartographer?
As you were. Oh, my goodness.
As you were. Oh, my goodness.
Avicii. Avicii...
Avicii. Avicii...
because it's the only music. Music.
because it's the only music. Music.
Boo Boo? Is this about the apartment?
Boo Boo? Is this about the apartment?
Bull! Ooh!
Bull! Ooh!
Bye, Nick. See you, Robby.
Bye, Nick. See you, Robby.
Cheers. And to Winston
Cheers. And to Winston
Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers.
Come on, let's go see it! NICK: Let's go!
Come on, let's go see it! NICK: Let's go!
Damn it! This is an alert?
Damn it! This is an alert?
Damn. Jess, I know I put you in a weird spot
Damn. Jess, I know I put you in a weird spot
Doesn't matter. Clear the next 24 hours.
Doesn't matter. Clear the next 24 hours.
Easy... This girl is a dumped out sewing kit.
Easy... This girl is a dumped out sewing kit.
EDM is a shenanigan. Correct.
EDM is a shenanigan. Correct.
Ferguson, you nasty. Did you hit the button?
Ferguson, you nasty. Did you hit the button?
Fun at ladies' night. Thanks.
Fun at ladies' night. Thanks.
Gator! Oh, Gator!
Gator! Oh, Gator!
Get him, Cece. Yeah, okay.
Get him, Cece. Yeah, okay.
Get him, Donovan. I love this.
Get him, Donovan. I love this.
Get off the sofa. Yeah.
Get off the sofa. Yeah.
Give me that baby. I feel bad, but okay.
Give me that baby. I feel bad, but okay.
Good job. Great.
Good job. Great.
Great. Bye.
Great. Bye.
Great. Great.
Great. Great.
Gross. How are you doing otherwise?
Gross. How are you doing otherwise?
Ha! Ooh!
Ha! Ooh!
Haberman. It was something about a pool.
Haberman. It was something about a pool.
Haberman. What?!
Haberman. What?!
Haberman. My my my... Oh, oh.
Haberman. My my my... Oh, oh.
having a sponge fight. Aah, aah...
having a sponge fight. Aah, aah...
He could be a great Gator. Why don't you just use a real gator?
He could be a great Gator. Why don't you just use a real gator?
He kills it every time. Every time, man.
He kills it every time. Every time, man.
He wrote fan fiction? Yeah.
He wrote fan fiction? Yeah.
He's a gentle lover! You're just there with the phone
He's a gentle lover! You're just there with the phone
he's a gentle lover. There's no sound in there!
he's a gentle lover. There's no sound in there!
He's a... I can't hear anything.
He's a... I can't hear anything.
He's bleeding at this point. It's good, I'm just laughing at...
He's bleeding at this point. It's good, I'm just laughing at...
Here you go, man. Happy birthday, Schmidt.
Here you go, man. Happy birthday, Schmidt.
Hey, everybody, Yes!
Hey, everybody, Yes!
Hey. Hi.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. I just got back
Hey. I just got back
Hey. Oh, Reagan, it's good to see you.
Hey. Oh, Reagan, it's good to see you.
Hey. What are you doing?
Hey. What are you doing?
Hmm? The what?
Hmm? The what?
Hmm. Classic Jess,
Hmm. Classic Jess,
I also helped. Yeah, okay.
I also helped. Yeah, okay.
I did! Yeah, sure. Nobody heard ya.
I did! Yeah, sure. Nobody heard ya.
I don't know the guy's name. That's good. That's a positive.
I don't know the guy's name. That's good. That's a positive.
I don't think it's necessary. You need us?
I don't think it's necessary. You need us?
I don't want to fight with you. Let's not fight.
I don't want to fight with you. Let's not fight.
I don't want to talk to him... Hey, Nick! Nick!
I don't want to talk to him... Hey, Nick! Nick!
I feel close again. I'm not.
I feel close again. I'm not.
I just really would want to be able... I would love to...
I just really would want to be able... I would love to...
I know. Whoa. Hold on, now.
I know. Whoa. Hold on, now.
I think we got this, okay? Yes.
I think we got this, okay? Yes.
I want to start our lives together. I know.
I want to start our lives together. I know.
I worked out a lot. Come on, sit down.
I worked out a lot. Come on, sit down.
I... But you know what?
I... But you know what?
I'll get out of your hair. No, no, no, stay.
I'll get out of your hair. No, no, no, stay.
I'm booking a ticket. A ticket?
I'm booking a ticket. A ticket?
I'm buying a house! [Laughing]
I'm buying a house! [Laughing]
I'm buying a house. [Shrieks happily]
I'm buying a house. [Shrieks happily]
I'm in. Great.
I'm in. Great.
I'm moving forward. Cool.
I'm moving forward. Cool.
I'm not anymore. Okay.
I'm not anymore. Okay.
I'm so excited! We're finally getting a house!
I'm so excited! We're finally getting a house!
I'm very mad at you. Go. What is happening?
I'm very mad at you. Go. What is happening?
Idea. What?
Idea. What?
Is everything okay? Um...
Is everything okay? Um...
Is it... comfortable? Absolutely not.
Is it... comfortable? Absolutely not.
Is that bad? Yeah.
Is that bad? Yeah.
Is that new? Yeah.
Is that new? Yeah.
It calms me down. That's cool.
It calms me down. That's cool.
It checks out. I didn't want you feeling, like,
It checks out. I didn't want you feeling, like,
It is so great to know. Yeah.
It is so great to know. Yeah.
It needs to look messier. Hi.
It needs to look messier. Hi.
It needs to look messy. You are having a...
It needs to look messy. You are having a...
It's a Haberman. It's not helping...
It's a Haberman. It's not helping...
It's a lot of pages. It is, yeah.
It's a lot of pages. It is, yeah.
It's basic time science. It's time science?
It's basic time science. It's time science?
It's coupons. Cup ons, yeah.
It's coupons. Cup ons, yeah.
it's got to be the Nick thing. It's the Nick thing.
it's got to be the Nick thing. It's the Nick thing.
It's Narnia. Yeah.
It's Narnia. Yeah.
It's okay. No.
It's okay. No.
It's woodturning, but go on. Honey, do you think that
It's woodturning, but go on. Honey, do you think that
Jess, just give me a sec, okay? No, Cece... Cece, it's fine.
Jess, just give me a sec, okay? No, Cece... Cece, it's fine.
Jess! Jess!
Jess! Jess!
Jess! You told her, Jess?
Jess! You told her, Jess?
Jessica... You said "emergency."
Jessica... You said "emergency."
Lay it on me. Here we go.
Lay it on me. Here we go.
Let's get out of here. Schmidt and Cece need me.
Let's get out of here. Schmidt and Cece need me.
Let's go! I made C.O.W., though.
Let's go! I made C.O.W., though.
Look at that. EstroFuel. And a...
Look at that. EstroFuel. And a...
Look, we'll just make sacrifices. Yeah.
Look, we'll just make sacrifices. Yeah.
Love halloumi. What?
Love halloumi. What?
Make an egg. Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Make an egg. Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Mm hmm. It feels like it's becoming...
Mm hmm. It feels like it's becoming...
Mm. Boo yah.
Mm. Boo yah.
Mmm. For your ears.
Mmm. For your ears.
New friend! New friend!
New friend! New friend!
Nick, can I read your book? I was just about to suggest it.
Nick, can I read your book? I was just about to suggest it.
No time. There he is. What?
No time. There he is. What?
No, but, Jess... I mess stuff up all the time.
No, but, Jess... I mess stuff up all the time.
No, no... It's a secret.
No, no... It's a secret.
No, you're saying cup ons. Well, it's fine.
No, you're saying cup ons. Well, it's fine.
No! [screams]
No! [screams]
No. Babe, this is an emergency.
No. Babe, this is an emergency.
No. Shh.
No. Shh.
No. No. Nick!
No. No. Nick!
Not now. Okay.
Not now. Okay.
Oh, my God! Nick! Geez.
Oh, my God! Nick! Geez.
Oh, no! [Clattering]
Oh, no! [Clattering]
Oh, no. Shh, shh, shh, shh,
Oh, no. Shh, shh, shh, shh,
Oh, wait, so did I. What...
Oh, wait, so did I. What...
Oh. Yeah, that works.
Oh. Yeah, that works.
Oh. Sorry. You go, you go first.
Oh. Sorry. You go, you go first.
Okay, Winston? Winston! Yeah?
Okay, Winston? Winston! Yeah?
Okay, you... She a cottonhead!
Okay, you... She a cottonhead!
Okay. [grunts]
Okay. [grunts]
Okay. [stammering]: I moved past him.
Okay. [stammering]: I moved past him.
Okay. Now, check this one out.
Okay. Now, check this one out.
Okay. so we're doing the distance thing.
Okay. so we're doing the distance thing.
Ooh. And if we fool you,
Ooh. And if we fool you,
or Deadmau5. What is this?
or Deadmau5. What is this?
Please, keep fighting. Appreciate it.
Please, keep fighting. Appreciate it.
Reagan has a secret apartment. A secret apartment?
Reagan has a secret apartment. A secret apartment?
Reagan has a secret apartment. A secret apartment?
Reagan has a secret apartment. A secret apartment?
Reagan hates, No.
Reagan hates, No.
Reagan! Hi.
Reagan! Hi.
Reagan! Quiet, please.
Reagan! Quiet, please.
Reagan! What are we doing here?
Reagan! What are we doing here?
Really? Definitely.
Really? Definitely.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Right? Mm hmm.
Right? Mm hmm.
Schmidt? Scatter! Scatter! Go, go!
Schmidt? Scatter! Scatter! Go, go!
Secret! It was something about a pool.
Secret! It was something about a pool.
Secret! This is not gonna work.
Secret! This is not gonna work.
Secret! What are you doing?
Secret! What are you doing?
She advised that I sue! I knew it! Who?
She advised that I sue! I knew it! Who?
She followed us the whole way. I know, I know.
She followed us the whole way. I know, I know.
So beat it. Yeah. Shoo.
So beat it. Yeah. Shoo.
So I just want to... How was the zoo?
So I just want to... How was the zoo?
So now, it's gonna be all Enya... All Enya.
So now, it's gonna be all Enya... All Enya.
So sue me. I am not gonna sue you.
So sue me. I am not gonna sue you.
So thoughtful, babe. Will that mailbox be functional?
So thoughtful, babe. Will that mailbox be functional?
Str... What do you got to say now?
Str... What do you got to say now?
swinging balls, Mm.
swinging balls, Mm.
Thanks, Jess. Get in here.
Thanks, Jess. Get in here.
Thanks, man. Yep.
Thanks, man. Yep.
That means the world to me. He loves it so much.
That means the world to me. He loves it so much.
That ole turkey burger? Yeah.
That ole turkey burger? Yeah.
That seem low to you? Did he have a minor procedure?
That seem low to you? Did he have a minor procedure?
That sounds painful. Cool, cool, cool.
That sounds painful. Cool, cool, cool.
That was really good. Just laying down a stanky B line.
That was really good. Just laying down a stanky B line.
That's a good point. Don't act like you didn't lie.
That's a good point. Don't act like you didn't lie.
That's how you do it! That was awesome!
That's how you do it! That was awesome!
That's not how ghosts work. This is in your price range,
That's not how ghosts work. This is in your price range,
The shoot is tonight. Oh, my God, it's tonight?
The shoot is tonight. Oh, my God, it's tonight?
then get out of here. Fine.
then get out of here. Fine.
Then how am I gonna reach my food? Oh.
Then how am I gonna reach my food? Oh.
There we go! Whoo hoo!
There we go! Whoo hoo!
There's no sound. No, you got to...
There's no sound. No, you got to...
They put dog bones in his knee. Then that's way off.
They put dog bones in his knee. Then that's way off.
They're broken. Oh, nothing is ever truly broken.
They're broken. Oh, nothing is ever truly broken.
this is a very valid argument. No, I said I believe
this is a very valid argument. No, I said I believe
This is important. There was just a poster saying that
This is important. There was just a poster saying that
This must be a shenanigan. No.
This must be a shenanigan. No.
Together. Yeah.
Together. Yeah.
Told you to sit on it, Potsie! The store had free delivery.
Told you to sit on it, Potsie! The store had free delivery.
Toni Anne, we're walking! No, no.
Toni Anne, we're walking! No, no.
Ugh. You know? Black dude
Ugh. You know? Black dude
uh, quite, um... but... Cece's Boys.
uh, quite, um... but... Cece's Boys.
Uh, two duffel bags, that's all? Yeah, well, I travel light...
Uh, two duffel bags, that's all? Yeah, well, I travel light...
We don't care. We'll test it out.
We don't care. We'll test it out.
We got the house. [gasps]
We got the house. [gasps]
We got the loan? We can make an offer?
We got the loan? We can make an offer?
We got this. [chuckles]: All right.
We got this. [chuckles]: All right.
We need the office. What's wrong?
We need the office. What's wrong?
We walked through it three times. What?
We walked through it three times. What?
We'll stick around for you. I don't think so.
We'll stick around for you. I don't think so.
We're fine, we're fine. [both sigh]
We're fine, we're fine. [both sigh]
We're the owners. Yeah!
We're the owners. Yeah!
Well, I tried... I'm calling Aly!
Well, I tried... I'm calling Aly!
Well, they're kind of the same thing. Well...
Well, they're kind of the same thing. Well...
What did she advise? It didn't...
What did she advise? It didn't...
What did she advise? She didn't... it just wasn't...
What did she advise? She didn't... it just wasn't...
What the hell? Winston!
What the hell? Winston!
What? By hand. Yes.
What? By hand. Yes.
What? Get out. Get out right now.
What? Get out. Get out right now.
What? How about we all relax,
What? How about we all relax,
What? What happened to the "I'm so sorry"?
What? What happened to the "I'm so sorry"?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What?
What? Yeah.
What? Yeah.
What? Why? Seriously?
What? Why? Seriously?
What's the total? No.
What's the total? No.
What's the total? Not gonna tell you.
What's the total? Not gonna tell you.
What's the total? Uh.. no.
What's the total? Uh.. no.
Where? In...
Where? In...
Where's the model? Changing.
Where's the model? Changing.
which is impractical. Well, I need to work. I need to work.
which is impractical. Well, I need to work. I need to work.
Who else has a gift? Whoo! Bull button.
Who else has a gift? Whoo! Bull button.
Who sets the time? You set the time.
Who sets the time? You set the time.
who your real friends are. Yeah.
who your real friends are. Yeah.
Why are you watching... Why am I watching you?
Why are you watching... Why am I watching you?
Why would you do that? CECE: Oh!
Why would you do that? CECE: Oh!
Wink. Oh, he definitely will. He's a model.
Wink. Oh, he definitely will. He's a model.
Winston, Leslie has to go. No!
Winston, Leslie has to go. No!
Winston! Winston!
Winston! Winston!
Yeah, are those mine? Yes.
Yeah, are those mine? Yes.
Yeah, feel it. Yay!
Yeah, feel it. Yay!
Yeah, here we go. ... or what I like to refer to it as,
Yeah, here we go. ... or what I like to refer to it as,
Yeah, I said it, too. Ha. Okay, whatever.
Yeah, I said it, too. Ha. Okay, whatever.
Yeah, it's nasty. ... just seeing him.
Yeah, it's nasty. ... just seeing him.
Yeah, let's go to the bank. Let's do it. You know what, actually,
Yeah, let's go to the bank. Let's do it. You know what, actually,
Yeah, let's go together. Great.
Yeah, let's go together. Great.
Yeah! Oh, oh, oh!
Yeah! Oh, oh, oh!
Yeah. Noice.
Yeah. Noice.
Yeah. What?
Yeah. What?
Yes! Donovan!
Yes! Donovan!
Yes! Right?
Yes! Right?
You followed us here in your car. Okay.
You followed us here in your car. Okay.
You guys got crazy? Don't worry about it.
You guys got crazy? Don't worry about it.
You haven't read it? It's really not that big of a deal.
You haven't read it? It's really not that big of a deal.
You know what what's... Thank you.
You know what what's... Thank you.
You know. No, I I don't know.
You know. No, I I don't know.
You love me? I love you.
You love me? I love you.
You made it. Hey.
You made it. Hey.
You own it! ♪ Open your eyes ♪
You own it! ♪ Open your eyes ♪
You sweet angel. We did it!
You sweet angel. We did it!
You think it worked? Couldn't tell you.
You think it worked? Couldn't tell you.
You told your boss... Thank you, I'll see you there.
You told your boss... Thank you, I'll see you there.
You... you 'cuing? I grill.
You... you 'cuing? I grill.
You're right. All right.
You're right. All right.
You're right. Okay. We're fine. We're fine.
You're right. Okay. We're fine. We're fine.
You've been practicing. Ow.
You've been practicing. Ow.
... all the time.
... all the time.
... fancy chair!
... fancy chair!
... finish our conversation.
... finish our conversation.
... straight up anxiety attack right now.
... straight up anxiety attack right now.
'Cause guess where I'm sleeping tonight.
'Cause guess where I'm sleeping tonight.
'Cause I don't swim.
'Cause I don't swim.
'Cause I have the best taste.
'Cause I have the best taste.
'Cause I will take my repayment in the form of...
'Cause I will take my repayment in the form of...
'Cause they all sound like a robot having a seizure.
'Cause they all sound like a robot having a seizure.
'cause we still haven't fumigated for weevils.
'cause we still haven't fumigated for weevils.
'Cause you work for me now.
'Cause you work for me now.
"And to my friend Jessica Day...
"And to my friend Jessica Day...
"Deedee"?
"Deedee"?
"To Anthony Rizzo and the Chicago Cubs,
"To Anthony Rizzo and the Chicago Cubs,
"You're bending before the wrong face."
"You're bending before the wrong face."
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
[coughs]
[coughs]
[doves cooing, wings flapping]
[doves cooing, wings flapping]
[exhales]
[exhales]
[exhales]
[exhales]
[exhales] It's okay, it's okay.
[exhales] It's okay, it's okay.
[exhales] Thank God.
[exhales] Thank God.
[exhales] This is stupid.
[exhales] This is stupid.
[glass breaks, cheering]
[glass breaks, cheering]
[groans]
[groans]
[grunts loudly]
[grunts loudly]
[horns honking]
[horns honking]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]: It doesn't make
[laughing]: It doesn't make
[laughing]: It's my book!
[laughing]: It's my book!
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs] I came alive in that city, Jess.
[laughs] I came alive in that city, Jess.
[loud grinding]
[loud grinding]
[nuts clatter on floor]
[nuts clatter on floor]
[phone chimes, Cece gasps]
[phone chimes, Cece gasps]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screams excitedly]
[screams excitedly]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[singsongy]: 'Cause you forgot yesterday.
[singsongy]: 'Cause you forgot yesterday.
[squeaking, scuttling]
[squeaking, scuttling]
[whooping]
[whooping]
[whooping]
[whooping]
<i>Curvando diante da face errada.</i>
<i>Curvando diante da face errada.</i>
<i>Empurrando para a frente.</i>
<i>Empurrando para a frente.</i>
♪
♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ A dream in disguise ♪
♪ A dream in disguise ♪
♪ Aly loves Winston ♪ ♪ Winston loves Aly ♪
♪ Aly loves Winston ♪ ♪ Winston loves Aly ♪
♪ Careful, surprise ♪
♪ Careful, surprise ♪
♪ Celebrate good times ♪
♪ Celebrate good times ♪
♪ Celebrate good times ♪
♪ Celebrate good times ♪
♪ Los Cece's Boys. ♪
♪ Los Cece's Boys. ♪
♪ Moo moo ♪
♪ Moo moo ♪
♪ Put your other foot down ♪
♪ Put your other foot down ♪
♪ Put your other foot down... ♪
♪ Put your other foot down... ♪
♪ We're both hanging up now ♪
♪ We're both hanging up now ♪
♪ We're hanging up on the count of a hundred... ♪
♪ We're hanging up on the count of a hundred... ♪
♪ You got to put one foot in front of the other ♪
♪ You got to put one foot in front of the other ♪
♪ You know we can have it ♪
♪ You know we can have it ♪
$200,000 worth of scarves.
$200,000 worth of scarves.
$200,000.
$200,000.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Moo moo ♪
♪ Moo moo ♪