Family road trip. I accidentally used all of the data on Steve's phone watching videos of Stan and Roger pranking each other. But when we stopped at the gas station, I found a USB drive with all the episodes of American Dad on it. I hid it in the glove compartment to surprise Steve later, but when he found it, he thought it was a trap set by the aliens. So now we're on a detour to Area 51 to investigate, and Hayley won't stop talking about government conspiracies.