I couldn't resist the temptation, man. I saw that gift with my name on it and I just knew it had to be a sick video game. So I did a little recon, made a sneak peek at the wrapping paper. And sure enough, it was the game I'd been asking for. But the waiting game was killing me, so I had to take matters into my own hands. I carefully sliced open the package, slid out the box, and had a good look at my future gaming glory. But then I started getting sketched out, thinking Mom might catch on...