Earlier this year, we had a math teacher named Mr. Sparks who used to stay on his chair every time he wanted us to remember something important. But when Mr. Sparks was trying to get us to remember a math concept, one of the legs on His chair broke and fell. Mr. Sparks broke his collarbone, and I heard his suing the school over it. I remember concept he was trying to teach us that day, but I do always remember never to stand on the furniture