So I'm just chilling out, doing my thing, you know, when all of a sudden this ninja pops out of nowhere and starts karate chopping my arms and legs off, bro! It's like, seriously? Can a dude catch a break around here? I mean, come on! Just trying to live my best life, and then this warrior comes in like a wrecking ball, slicing and dicing like it's a fruit ninja game or something. I'm just standing there, looking around all confused like, Um, hello? Can we talk about this like civilized...