Veep - Season 1 Edit

A condolence card for one of the most respected perverts in the Senate.

A dog? What, like your dog, Mike?

A little bit.

A lot of taxes you guys impose.

A lot of the online guys are still here.

A lot of them are fucking idiots.

A lot of wine was drunk and Springsteen was listened to

A man's man, a jock. (GRUNTS)

A quiet word with one of her staff

A receiver on the Ravens.

A Rubik's cube is not impossible to solve.

A source tells me that the VP shit canned a Secret Service agent just for smiling at her.

A source tells me that the VP shit canned a Secret Service agent just for smiling at her.

A sweaty upper lip underneath studio lights.

A team can't play itself, can it?

A vice presidential visual presence.

A while ago,

A whole lot of respect in that question.

A written, an oral, and a shorter oral in case of a time limit.

A, quote, "Sidney Purcell type figure"

Abby, you may have to pull an all nighter

About a pregnancy in the Vice President's office.

About how it always bloats you, beer.

About liking the one that I chose.

About me and the first lady.

About my children's future and, of course, their children's future.

About that, but let's reboot.

About the absurdity of allowing

About the... you know, the...

About what clean jobs is gonna be.

Absolutely great.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. I'm heading there right now.

Absolutely. Of course. Of course.

Ace play, Shakespeare. Really.

Actually years if you think about it, Amy?

Actually, he said he was your Pinocchio,

Actually, I think that is a good idea.

Actually, my name is Dan Egan.

Actually, she's not my girlfriend anymore.

Actually, they're just sweeteners I got at a NATO meeting last year.

Actually, though, great question.

Actually, what I would like...

After a traditional barbecue at the state function.

Again, not my words. So...

Against the President's will.

Against this bill, assemble some arguments.

Ah! This is fucking primordial.

Aircraft carrier.

All due respect, we did have

All during my primary campaign.

All ght, all right.

All I am saying is that if senator Doyle pulls that meeting,

All I have left is vanilla.

All I heard was the sound of a fuckup, okay?

All kidding aside,

All noises are good.

All of our emails, and all of our phone records.

All right, boys and girls, I got a promotion.

All right, get him out of here, Dan.

All right, guys, get this shot. It's real America.

All right, here. You take that.

All right, I'm going home.

All right, I'm gonna be in my office.

All right, let me get this straight.

All right, look, watch me, autismo. You take the little pod,

All right, look. Listen.

All right, ma'am, l...

All right, Mike, here's what we do, okay?

All right, move out. Slick's moving in.

All right, now let's say this does actually happen

All right, obviously it is not gonna be full disclosure.

All right, pack up your limbs and get the fuck out, Jonah.

All right, shall we, gentlemen? Uh...

All right, sir, no.

All right, so first order of business is to issue a press release,

All right, so the idea is if you're a fireman putting a wet blanket on something...

All right, so we get O'Brien,

All right, so...

All right, suicide pact finished, okay?

All right, that's all I want to say to him for the rest of my life.

All right, this might sound crazy, but go with it.

All right, we're going to a yoghurt shop.

All right, well, all due respect, cock nugget, there's been a little too much of this

All right, well, that means I've got two hours free.

All right, well...

All right, what we're gonna do is we're gonna walk slowly to the car, okay?

All right, you know what, guys? We're doing this.

All right, you know what? Forget about the specifics.

All right, you know what? Let's get in my office right now.

All right, you over that bombshell?

All right, you're gonna need to stay in your former position.

All right! Thank you for your patience.

All right? Chung for change.

All right? You're not exempt.

All right.

All right.

All right. I don't want to end up with a horse's head in my bed.

All right. To be honest, I was a little scared.

All the Secret Service office personnel records.

All these extra rules... it's kind of weird.

All they mean is that it does give them so much pleasure.

All we've got to do is set her up and let the cameras roll.

All you have to do, mom, is ask.

Almost as much as good governance.

Alone!

Although I'm sure he wouldn't miss it for the world

Although it's not always easy.

Although, if those wheels are in motion anyway,

Always bouncing back.

Always sticks with the incumbent veep.

Am I all packed, Gary?

Am I sure?

Am so happy you're here.

Ame?

Americans losing jobs to illegals, et cetera.

Amy and I are gonna be working pretty late, I think.

Amy Brookheimer, vice president's chief of staff.

Amy, come on, career wise, that's like joining Scientology

Amy, come up with a plan B. Okay? 'Cause...

Amy, fuck Doyle.

Amy, get into my office. Mike, especially you.

Amy, I used Dan to get what I wanted.

Amy, if I could just talk to you for a quick sec.

Amy, just sit down, okay? Just sit down.

Amy, this is Paul Burton.

Amy, what are we gonna do?

Amy, what the duck?

Amy, what the fuck? What is it, Amy?

Amy, what the hell is going on over there? Are you listening?

Amy, would you please...

Amy, you listening to Crock FM right now?

Amy, you pretended to have a miscarriage for me.

Amy, you're gonna have to start getting everyone to like me.

Amy, you're gonna need to...

AMY: Can you please keep your eye on him, please?

AMY: Every minute that we delay, "retard" goes up a font size.

AMY: Gary is going to go to Jonah's office

AMY: Have you ever had a weight problem?

AMY: I... It's...

AMY: It's the use of the word "retard."

AMY: Okay, here's what we do. Here's what we do.

AMY: Okay, let's not concentrate on that today.

AMY: Okay.

AMY: So Mike's jokes didn't work?

AMY: Thank you all for coming on such short notice

AMY: What I said. DAN: What I said.

AMY: Yeah, well, it's inaccurate.

AMY: Yes. MIKE: They called you Goofy Smile.

Amy.

Amy's got to go on a date with him tonight.

An iced tea would be great.

An informal understanding that she would endorse your run for governor.

An ocean of ideas comes pouring in.

And a bulletproof vest and an iron jockstrap.

And arguably a nine.

And as regards to the rift rumors, I'll keep my ear to the ground for you.

And back in a good old Washington shit storm.

And black is up, but brown is down now?

And come into my rose garden.

And Dan is his own man. He can go wherever he wants.

And Egan with an open your fucking ears.

And everyone's making it out like we had a catfight

And express public support for your position.

And for my wife's sake,

And fructose you to death.

And give you another kind of red eye to worry about.

And have as much fun with it as they can.

And have we heard from the President on the economic forum?

And he grabbed my left tit.

And he has a face like he's been stabbed in the groin.

And head for the border right now.

And his lovely mother Maria.

And humanizing.

And I am a...

And I believe very strongly...

And I don’t have any idea

And I get called in, what's it like up there?

And I have a ton of interests that I have to square...

And I know you're under a lot of pressure over there,

And I might as well nail a bunch of puppies to the ground

And I remember dear David

And I should tell you, I think you're borderline developmentally disabled.

And I think I might be pregnant.

And I turn around to find out that you have set fire

And I would...

And I'd also like to say

And I'll call you afterwards, okay?

And I'm gonna beat Scott to death with it.

And I'm gonna see to it personally

And I'm ready to eat you up.

And I've also thrown out all of the Strawberry Selina.

And if all the other eights that I do want to have sex with

And if they smell blood, if they think that you're going down

And in each of those did he say,

And in hope... certainly hope...

And in that capacity, I have a duty to shine a light

And it certainly isn't what I think.

And it's also another big win for you

And it's gonna have to be a big one.

And its role in the Macauley amendment.

And Jonah is here from the White House.

And just make sure there aren't any repercussions

And just so you know, this is also what would happen if we were in a lifeboat.

And kill the doctor in the desert.

And let's find a date where this would have happened.

And listen, in the spirit of reciprocity, ma'am,

And making them pay for cleanup, so now I'm eating everyone's shit.

And my ass is like the thunderdome.

And not as an attack on the potency of your campaign.

And not Penthouse.

And now all you've got left in the last 10 remaining years of your working life

And now he gives me obesity.

And now he just doesn't like what's...

And now I've got this Chuck bullshit.

And now I've got to say what? I've got to say,

And now I've, you know, been told to come here and endorse you.

And now you want me to unfix it?

And obviously there is something that he needs to confront me about.

And obviously you cannot tell anyone this or she will have you destroyed.

And oil hates me because of Chuck.

And order Jamaican rum with sprinkles.

And people are looking at me and whispering.

And people say you're bad at your jobs.

And pump up China?

And Senator Lucas was a maybe, but now he's definitely a definitely.

And service as in, ”You work for me, okay?

And she's got a horse, a sheep, and a pig, okay?

And she's got a horse, a sheep, and a pig, okay?

And Sidney Purcell will stay on as an advisor

And so that’s why I’ve come here today.

And somewhat surreptitiously get the card back.

And suggested that he or she take the best parts of Clean Jobs,

And technically this is a fully functioning office, too.

And Ted is just... Ah!

And that mark Rivera called me a diva in his column.

And that's not just the high notes.

And that's the essence of a grabber.

And that's why this is the greatest country on earth.

And the attack ads in Oregon came up four days too soon,

And the health advisors.

And the holders for toothbrushes?

And the next, your whole world's gone to pieces.

And the plan is that we got engaged, like, six weeks ago or something, all right?

And the president and I agree

And the President saw I was eating trail mix.

And the Vice President turned to me and said,

And the Vice President turned to me and said,

And then added that as an amendment to the fiscal responsibility bill?

And then everything went silent.

And then I'm gonna take that leg

And then I'm gonna take this to the Hill, okay?

And then she can go back to DC No big deal.

And then start running them over and crush their skulls with my campaign bus.

And then that small thing actually dies itself.

And then there are 60 separate pockets within the area.

And then you got that pregnancy rumor flying around

And then you guys can get moving.

And then you open it and... Shit.

And there it is.

And there was an implication, perhaps...

And there's gonna be a kill,

And they're gonna be talking about you.

And things got a little bit out of hand.

And this is your voice, ”'Do I smoke in bed?‘

And this meeting is now terminated

And this, I don't even know what I wrote, but it's basically

And use your eye sockets as a sex toy.

And we spell yoghurt with an H right there in the middle.

And we work for the Vice President of the United States of America.

And we'll be having cigars at the end of this dinner.

And what about Senator Reeves? Is he dead yet?

And what would you like?

And when we announce Chuck Furnham, an ex oil guy,

And where were you, Amy, by the way?

And who knew he wore kitten heels?

And yet you are disturbing me.

And you do not want to fuck with those guys

And you don't have the clearance.

And you get knocked back.

And you have put this entire office into a salad spinner of fuck.

And you know what, actually? She was kind of chic.

And you know what? You guys can just act naturally like you'd normally act.

And you really wanna show it

And you with your perpetual 5 o'clock shadow,

And you, Amy, who love this policy, you want me to vote against it. Yeah?

And you, you gay, Irish fireman... you, you're okay.

And you're gonna do life for murder and I never have to see your face again.

And you're gonna find your lungs have turned to pastry.

And you're not afraid to say what's on your mind.

And you're the starting pitcher.

And you've got to go down to that yoghurt store.

And your daughter's just arrived at the office.

And your eyes, then your hands and arms. Thank you.

And your passion about it is gonna sell it.

And, actually, I really don't feel like being dragged into the toilet with you, ma'am.

And, Dan, get over here and shake my hand.

And, honestly, that receiving corps over there,

And, Mike, you need to be there, too, okay?

And...

Andrew Miller, program director at rainforest conservancy.

Andrew, how are you?

Andrew, this whole thing is so nuanced.

Another one where we say, Awesome avocado!

Anquan Boldin, not looking good for you.

Anquan?

Any news, doctor, about our son?

Anybody else?

Anything about the Macauley amendment you need...

Anything out of line, you're looking at a perjury charge.

Anything.

Anyway, I work for the White House. What the fuck are you doing?

Anyway, I'm just talking about redefining...

Anyway, listen, you've gotta get me a ring. You've gotta go, you've gotta get a ring now.

Anyways, what motto? I don't have a motto.

Apologies, ma'am. Effed in the b hole across all networks.

Apparently there were rumblings in the blogs, but...

Are gonna have the White House to answer to.

Are these all the pregnancy tests you have?

Are they gonna live long enough to make it to election day?

Are we pushing the whole cornstarch utensils campaign now?

Are you a starting pitcher?

Are you absolutely sure that...

Are you guys all good on clean jobs?

Are you hungry, love? Do you want?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Chuck Furnham? That's fucking official?

Are you kidding me? Oh!

Are you kidding me? They want our records now?

Are you kidding?

Are you like a guy trying to be clever?

Are you networking with an eight year old?

Are you not gonna say anything?

Are you okay?

Are you pregnant?

Are you really waving? She cannot see you through the TV.

Are you Sappy? Is that it? Preppy?

Are you the new face of Louis Vuitton?

Are, are, are...

Aren't we just all finally just people? (CHUCKLES)

As a full time glory hole greeter at a Georgetown gay bar.

As good as announced is not announced.

As I'm sure you're aware,

As long as it's not one of those animals with three legs and a wheel.

As much as I appear to love my idiot son.

As opposed to what, the west wing of Graceland?

As soon as possible, in which case I can get someone in your office

As the current filibuster system.

As well as the funding request,

Ask your buddy Macauley about it. Maybe he can help you.

At the 11:30, you say that Senator Hallowes not only insulted the Late Senator Reeves,

At the back of that couch are your remains.

At the great governor Chung's book launch?

Aw... shit.

Awesome!

Awesome. Where is she?

Baby on board. That kind of thing?

Back in charge of the G.P.S.

Back to his tits and dip.

Bad news, everyone.

Barbara, it's so good to see you.

Based on trying to figure out when Tom Hanks is gonna...

Basically, I'm infallible, okay?

Be careful your ears don't pop on the way down.

Be careful. Careful.

Because he who speaks in maxims.

Because I am busy in there apologizing to that

Because I think that he is about to dump me.

Because I was backed into a corner.

Because I will not eat another fucking falafel.

Because I've got Dan backgrounding it right now.

Because if anyone thought this office

Because if it's Sunday, it's "Meet the Press."

Because it's better than watching Gary drip

Because now they are versus.

Because of your high taxes and noncompliance penalties?

Because otherwise you don't need a 1D.

Because she just talked about filibuster reform.

Because something more important than Catherine has come up.

Because the first lady is getting one, so now I can't get one.

Because there are two grandchildren.

Because they fuck in a very unpleasant fashion.

Because this was never a meeting to even begin with.

Because this whole place is swarming with bored reporters

Because three is better than two.

Because we have Joe Flacco as our quarterback.

Because you are gonna get rid of him. You're gonna kill him

Because you said that the pregnancy story is out there,

Because you were pregnant?

Because you've gotten a hold of yourself.

Because, you know, you're gonna be right in the line of fire.

Been a rough couple of months for you, though.

Before you get the DTs and you can't write in your notebook?

Being here for the American people

Besides catholics and butlers?

Beverly and Michael.

Bite and smile.

Blink if you understand me, Mike....

Blunder Woman, Selina Meh.

Bob Jeffries of the Plastics and Cellulose Association.

Bob Lewis has got emphysema. Sounds like a broken down leaf blower.

Boom shaka laka.

Bottom line here, Eric, we need him to sponsor this bill.

Bottoms up.

Breakfast news, but we tease it out.

Brett Kagan's blog picked up a tweet from us.

Briefing room, NSC meeting, hallway twice.

Buddy, I think you're as big as my gay dwarf.

Bullshit. You didn't know he was gonna roll over on Clean Jobs.

Bust some moves? Really, Mike?

But a crane has collapsed onto a ship at Portsmouth, Virginia.

But an unwed mother one aneurism away from the presidency?

But before we do any ordering,

But can I just say? You kinda look like an asshole.

But can you do it without looking?

But each individual egg

But everyone will be watching her, so I guess I can just wing it.

But he and we are very...

But he is busting my fuckin' lady balls here.

But he is.

But honestly, I don't want it to be you.

But I can't cry.

But I didn't say that 'cause I thought it would be upsetting.

But I do know that I can't know what you know or you don't know.

But I had to hang out with a bunch of boring grown ups. Bleh.

But I just need you to confirm that I did the right thing.

But I think he meant Geppetto, who was actually the puppet master.

But I wanted to talk to you about coming onboard the Clean Jobs Commission.

But I'm fructose intolerant.

But I'm here because I have work to do.

But I'm thrilled that you're here.

But I've got a game of solitaire going on,

But if I were, whew, this would be a big moment.

But if you could perhaps walk the vice President out to her car...

But if you really... If you get into some of the funkier stuff,

But it's a privilege nonetheless.

But it's really good to hear you're thinking.

But it's the thought that counts.

But kind of... didn't it sound a little glitchy

But my loyalty is with POTUS.

But not like that

But other than that, I'm good.

But politically speaking, you are damaged goods.

But seriously, Sue's not important enough.

But still, unfortunately, really dislike you.

But that she also encouraged...

But that would be safe, wouldn't it, ma'am?

But that's not an option for me, okay?

But the one that beats inside of me

But the President of the United States of America

But the thing is, is that I still think

But we both know that would look fucking horrible.

But we could invite the guys down to meet the Orioles players.

But we do not endorse. We give the press nothing to report.

But we were mighty proud of our buckeyes

But we've got filibuster reform talks this afternoon that we've got to deal with.

But why weren't we on it?

But you guys surround me, very purposeful.

But you need to do it very sensitively.

But you will come in early, right?

But you, you I do not like.

But you're not actually dead... Not yet.

But you're so fucking low rent, you can't even be exploited.

But, as you see, he ignored me and, by implication, you.

But, I mean, you're the old pro here.

But, like, what if Finnegan is a Ravens fan, too, you know?

But, you know, that is not what I meant

But...

But... you will have a private channel to the veep

Buy you some time and some goodwill.

By golly, I do.

By insulting the man and calling him an ape.

By our buckteeth.

Bye bye.

Bye bye. See you later.

Bye, Dan.

Bye, Sue.

C'mon, let's go somewhere. Let's meet the public.

Call her fat. Kidding.

Call him fuck weasel.

Can I get a heads up? 'Cause I'm standing over here like a fucking meerkat.

Can I get some of the...

Can I get the pen cap, too? This came with a pen cap.

Can I get you something?

Can I interest you in a blueberry bran muffin?

Can I just say that this is really exciting to watch?

Can I talk to you just for a quick sec?

Can move more air by farting.

Can sound wise.

Can we have just a quick second to chat?

Can we not have this...

Can we not strategize in a closet?

Can we talk about... I don't know...

Can you do me there?

Can you do that? Can you do that? Can you get Hallowes now?

Can you envision selling some of these items at any of your stores, do you think?

Can you get me a real coffee instead of this fucking beige paint they're serving, okay?

Can you give me a yes or no on that, please?

Can you give me a yes or no on that, please?

Can you go speak to the sound guy?

Can you imagine, Felicia, if I'm tired,

Can you put it down right there?

Can you try and sneak in incognito?

Can't get drawn into it.

Can't get over this heat.

Can't I just leave now with you?

Carlos Esquerra, C.E.O. of the Nasdaq O.M.X. group.

Carol Hallowes, hi.

Carrie Stringer, Center for Social Action.

Catch 44, he caught it. Pow! I'm sorry.

Catherine is waiting to skype with me.

Catherine, I didn't... okay, now I've got to deal with that situation.

Catherine, I'm really serious. Smile, okay?

Catherine, you want some more coffee?

Changed the "a" to an "e."

Check out page one.

Chief of Staff Amy Brookheimer, or Selina Meyer herself?

Chief?

Chinese daughter torture. It's a good one.

Christ has risen.

Chuck Furnham leaked.

Chuck Furnham's at 12:15. Now he's at 12:00.

Chuck ham is on and what?

Chuck is a gesture all right.

Chuck would just be token oil.

Chuck's oily, but he's not evil oily.

Clean Jobs almost ready for liftoff, right?

Clean jobs in the bag. So that's good.

Clean Jobs initiative, dead in the water.

Clean Jobs is one of them.

Clean Jobs was your office, right?

Clean jobs, yeah. What's going on there?

Clearly he hasn't heard you sing.

Close the door. On your way out, close it. Quickly. Quick, quick.

Cock blocking widow.

Coffee for the Vice President, please, Dan.

Colette, if you would do the honors.

Colette, if you would do the honors.

Collins made a bunch of faces, he was reassigned.

Come here. What the fuck gives with your boss?

Come on, Amy.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, guys. Give it up for him.

Come on, ma'am, just some small talk. Even tiny talk will do.

Come on, Selina!

Come on, we just want to know what she's thinking.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Give her the signal.

Come on, why do guys in the army get a medal for doing their job?

Come on.

Come on. He wants to announce it next week.

Come, come. Catherine, this is Dan.

Comes with little senators inside of him.

Comparing our clothing budgets and our stylists...

Congrats on the big promotion. You and I should grab another drink.

Congressman, I saw passion.

Congressman, if you call me that again, you'll need to see a paramedic.

Congressman, she's on her way here right now.

Consensually, I might throw in.

Construction hit a gas main.

Converse generally? What about? The weather?

Copy that, I'm on it.

Copy that. Security clearance denied.

Corey Wilk, special advisor to the Supreme Court of Michigan.

Could say

Could spray her with pepper spray.

Could we maybe table tableware for now, Gary,

Could you hold on just one second?

Could you lip read earlier when I was talking about you to Amy?

Creative semantics.

Crossed wires. Potus just suffered heartburn

Cup of joe for the guys. Man, I need it.

Cut Doyle loose, all right? Call his bluff.

Dad, Dad, I like beer.

Dan Egan, I'm with the vice President.

Dan folded pretty quick.

Dan is a great choice

Dan is manipulative. He is cunning.

Dan is so good. He's come such a long way.

Dan only climbs up ladders.

Dan seems nice.

Dan, are you telling me that if I fired either one of these bozos,

Dan, did your boyfriend know anything about this?

Dan, look at me with your stupid eyes.

Dan, talk, please.

Dan, the man.

Dan, this isn't fantasy politics.

Dan, waiting for some crumbs to fall?

Dan, we're going to a hospital.

Dan, what do you think about this?

Dan, what was that phrase that you used in our meeting?

Dan, why don't you look after Catherine

Dan, you have about 10 seconds

Dan, you're getting a promotion.

Dan, you've never met Catherine. Have you met Catherine?

DAN: Hey, kids. Good afternoon.

DAN: Look, I'll do it. I got it.

DAN: NO.

DAN: The whole Chick fiI A narrative is just...

Danny Chung.

David Gregory is ill.

Deal. You keep oil guys off clean jobs,

Delightful. It will give us a chance for some juicy gossip.

Demanding an unproven solution

Dependence on foreign oil ended by me.

Despite what is said in some dark corners of the Internet,

Dickless van Dyke, Tawdry Hepburn,

Dickwad pie?

Did Dan tell you that this is your Cuba?

Did he do this thing where you don't know

Did I ask you to stay?

Did Jonah leave? Is he gone with that condolence card?

Did she firebomb a hospice?

Did Simon mingle with Garfunkel?

Did Simon mingle with Garfunkel?

Did the President ride through on a lion or something?

Did the Veep kill the last remaining snow leopard?

Did you find out who the President's playing golf with?

Did you just sidle?

Did you know old grandpa fumblepants couldn't even swim?

Did you say those things, Mike?

Did you see that caption

Did you see that photo? It's unbelievable.

Did you see the Chicago Tribune?

Did you see the Chicago Tribune?

Didn't get the Chief of Staff job with the Speaker.

Dilka.

Direct quote.

Dived on it. Mmm!

Do I add water to this machine? It's like a robot.

Do I look like a kindergarten teacher to you, Mike?

Do I look like a pimp to you?

Do it yourself.

Do not let him know that you're worried, do not make it a thing.

Do not say Chuck Furnham.

Do not say that it is obesity.

Do not say that to me.

Do these not bend the fuck back?

Do you ever write about yoghurt in your newspaper?

Do you have a suit you can change into?

Do you have any ideas on what I should say?

Do you have something that can fit

Do you know how yoghurt is made?

Do you know that I have my own flag?

Do you know what happens with all that shit, Amy?

Do you know what these oil wise guys call him?

Do you mean un redacting?

Do you need to squeeze my hand or something?

Do you see that he keeps touching me?

Do you still think you're gonna be able to make that happen?

Do you think anybody's gonna remember your primary campaign?

Do you think you can kind of do your magic and Photoshop me into it?

Do you think you're ready to be back at work?

Do you want a cat? I can get you a cat.

Do you want a glass of wine?

Do you want to follow this plan or not?

Do you want to know how toxic she is, Amy?

Do you? Really?

Doctor, we appreciate your hard work.

Does he ever say anything funny?

Does he want to operate me by remote control?

Does it get used in a clumsy and unpleasant analogy by you?

Does that bother you?

Does that exist, hurricane Selina?

Does the National Resource Committee meeting

Doesn't like what?

Don't be changing the talking points for my "Meet the Press" thing.

Don't be jealous that we've taken that step, Sue.

Don't endorse.

Don't feel like you have to come in early tomorrow.

Don't forget your booster seat

Don't fuck up that suit, Mike.

Don't say otherwise, you want me to vote for it.

Don't say, "If I were President." It's the VP bear trap.

Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Please don't shoot.

Don't talk to Furlong. You need to keep a low profile.

Don't tell Gary.

Don't tell me what to do, Doogie Fucking Howser.

Don't touch.

Don't worry about it, okay? We're not gonna have sex, all right?

Don't you patronize me with your no jaw.

Don't you say it gives you no pleasure.

Don't you worry for one second, all right?

Dormez vous? Dormez vous?

Doyle gives us filibuster, so put him there.

Doyle is essential. He's like the Russian doll of the Senate.

Earlobe... you're just there,

Egan, all right? Dan Egan. That's Dan with a capital D

Eh... I am taking the credit for this.

Eight minutes ago.

Eight years, I guess, if we got reelected, obviously.

Either he or his arteries are gonna quit any second.

Eric, apologies.

Ernest Lainchbury, Lifeboat Association.

Ethically, no.

Even in Spanish, you know, it doesn't sound like it's gonna work.

Even people who are dying of malaria stay up later than that.

Every single thing you say to me is emasculating.

Every time Ted stayed overnight at the residence has been fully disclosed.

Everybody seen it? Everybody got a good look?

Everyone has limits to their power, senator, even the vice president.

Exactly. That doesn't help.

Exactly. We are gonna fire someone.

Excellent. Perfect. Done deal.

Excellent. Well, then, I'm gonna go enjoy what's left of my Sunday.

Excuse me just for one second.

Excuse me while I get myself pulled together.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Experimental theater course?

Explains why you piss liquid nitrogen.

Eye drops.

F.Y.I., ma'am, the President is not calling.

Fantastic. I'm also parched and I'm wondering if! might...

Father know?

Father, no.

Faultless G.P.S.

Feed the dog. Walk the dog.

Felicia, one second. Feel free to dive right in on the daughter, okay?

Fellas, we shouldn't have a problem

Filibuster reform.

Filled with shit.

First lady hates you just because you're prettier.

First time I took this kid,

Follow me, I've got a beautiful spot

For an unnamed White House aide.

For any illegal immigrants who have been here for more than five years.

For fuck's sake. If this is broken, I'm adding it to your fucking rent.

For me, that was 12 years of marriage.

For the swift recovery of this great, great president

For us to search on to kind of pick up on blog coverage.

For what?

For you, it's early retirement.

For your adoring photo of girlfriend Carol Hallowes.

Foreplay, direct sunlight.

Frankly, ma'am, I'm angry. Will, tell her why.

Free from a major fucking political headache, I'd say.

From "Meet the Press,"

From a great state.

From an appropriate mental health charity...

From now on, you bleached, plucked asshole,

From the place that we like eight blocks away.

Front page of the style section of The Washington Post.

Fuck point you.

Fuck that POTUS

Fucking idiot.

Fucking listen to this.

Fucktard.

Full disclosure is now the name of the game.