Veep (2012) - Season 7 Edit

A bit of personal news.

A brand new fundraising initiative:

A couple years ago, a few Beijing businessmen approached me,

A deadlocked convention,

A full autopsy of the last campaign

A high school mathematics teacher

A large chicken pox outbreak

A little bit, Jonie.

A little more purging, a little less bingeing.

A location for your announcement.

A lot about what you said,

A lot of mistakes here at CBS News.

A lot of the best stuff happens afterhours

A lot of you knew me when I was really little

A Potemkin wedding, if I may coin a phrase.

A shining beacon of hope...

A shit ton more of your tainted baby formula

A specialty cocktail?

A U.S. attorney, a reporter from the Washington Post...

A wedding got me into this hot mess...

A wedding's gonna get me out of it.

A word about sacrifice.

A... lledgedly.

About a "dead eyed, lantern jawed,

About a position in her administration?

About Babar and American exceptionalism.

About Catherine's freshman year roommate.

About how old I am.

About how you need to start wearing concealer?

About Senator Talbot's husband.

About some proposal bullshit?

About the drone strike.

About the drone strike.

About the Palestinian food riots.

About whether vaccines do or do not kill people.

About why his urine is pink.

About you being the vice president. Right?

Abroad and, um, and, um, um,

Absolutely not!

Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.

Actually, Dan, that did sound like a question.

Actually, he shot himself before he could be apprehended.

Actually, I think it could work with a woman.

Actually, I was hoping

Actually, it was her,

Actually, it's a synecdoche.

Actually, ma'am, it's a myth that lesbians and gay men

Actually, Senator Isles is under investigation right now, so...

Actually, since this segment first aired,

Actually, you. Your name is all over...

Adios, New Mexico.

Adult chicken pox can be very serious.

After lying in state in the Capitol,

After the IED attack.

After William F. Buckley ate a thesaurus.

Afterwards, you would wash in the sink

Agent Youngblood.

Ah, shit. He ain't what he used to be.

Ah, well, this man needs no introduction.

Ah! I got it. Little chia seed.

Ah. How's your dad?

Aha. It's not bad.

Ahem.

Ahh. To live is to suffer, Selina. The human condition.

Ahhhh...

Al right, quiet, everyone. Mommy's reading.

All he ever did, actually, was run out on us.

All in communities with low vaccination rates

All of this talk about Selina's age must be making her?

All over ****stani sovereignty...

All over the internet.

All right, anyway, I have the pleasure of informing you,

All right, boys, let's go launch this rocket.

All right, fine. Here. Take it

All right, fine. I'll call my mom.

All right, I'll tell them.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, the final votes for tonight.

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's go.

All right, nighty night.

All right, thank you guys so much.

All right!

All right! The Houston Chronicle is reporting that Kemi voters

All right? God!

All right? God!

All right.

All right. Do you want me to read that back?

All right. How ya doin', Harrisburg!

All that "door" you pushed open

All the meaningless sex with girls half my age.

All the things I wished I'd said to you

All the time. Aung San Suu Kyi, Henry Kissinger,

Alleged war criminal.

Along with his driver and his daughter.

Also, the Post is spiking

Also, they found Rosa Sanchez in El Salvador.

Although a lot of Iowans no longer have landlines. It's fine.

Although ABC News is doing a piece

Although I did go out with his super handsome cousin Ezra

Although the Deegan's always congested. So...

Am I getting my meeting with President Lu about the Montez stuff?

Am I getting my meeting with President Lu?

Amazing he hung on as long as he did, the fat fuck.

Amazing speech last night, Governor Splett.

America does not stand

America is waiting for my leadership.

America's first woman president.

American icon.

Americans don't give a flying fatwa

Amerikkalainen war criminal syo kaikki.

Ames, am I gettin' old? I swear, I feel like I'm five minutes away

Ames, can I get a copy of that?

Among the dignitaries personally selected by Selina Meyer

Amy hired the wrong guy.

Amy, I put off getting an abortion once,

Amy, seriously, I know I rarely say this,

Amy, um...

Amy, we've been working together a really long time,

Amy, you wanna talk some sense into him?

AMY: All right, Congressman Slender Man.

Amy: That is 34 more delegates from Selina

Amy: Uh huh.

AMY: You know what would help sell this birth certificate presser

Amy?

Amy? Where are you?

An all female ticket? I don't think so.

An alternate universe

An American everyman who could leap effortlessly

An eight year stay in the White House,

An... all female ticket?

And 17 from Kemi.

And a full slab of ribs on top of a stack of slavery free history textbooks.

And a lot of you are wearin' diapers.

And a Polaroid of my stretch marks?

And admires his own reflection.

And all that Bible y B.S.,

And also took a huge laser guided shit

And also, the prize that you're getting, it is not the Peace Prize.

And although my own daughter never learned to ride well,

And America doesn't give a shit about anything!

And apparently the secret to Felix Wade

And B, that footage is highly classified.

And bask in my meteoric success just because he's my wife's dad?

And be next to a woman

And boom!

And by "hell," I mean The Kennedy School.

And cut out this melodramatic bullshit!

And deadbeat dads... and deadbeat moms.

And defective drywall.

And definitively why you want to be president.

And deserved m

And don't say anything to anyone...

And eighth grade trigonometry...

And give yourself a hand!

And God bless America!

And grab my Nobel Peace Prize.

And he forced us to go on all these family vacations

And he loves making millionaires square dance.

And her and her wedding planner...

And here comes President of the United States

And historically white Duke University,

And how do these diseases get into America?

And how is the blushing bride?

And I am sick and tired of all these hoity toity people

And I believe Amanda when she says, "Not me.

And I bet she had a breakfast before that breakfast.

And I canceled it

And I certainly hope I'm not letting anyone down,

And I could take it down to Cuba, and from there,

And I did that thing

And I don't care that he's dead, because I am very strong.

And I don't know anything about foreign interference,

And I don't say that about a lot of people.

And I don't think it hurts

And I don't want people to think

And I fell right off.

And I guess I don't even know if I liked him that much,

And I have to say that

And I have written it with a permanent marker

And I hope someday you'll give me another chance.

And I know he calls you to borrow money sometimes...

And I know that when he's elected president,

And I like her.

And I mean that in a good way, of course.

And I proudly accept your nomination

And I realize that there are those who say

And I shaved my muff in the sink of the old boys' club.

And I think you flirt a little too much with the kids' tennis coach.

And I want to offer them my, uh...

And I want to say that I love America.

And I want you to whip everybody into shape.

And I was just running around in diapers.

And I will outlaw same sex marriage.

And I would give you one word of advice,

And I would wipe my ass with that dumb looking cardigan.

And I'll tell ya something, she might want to consider

And I'll tell ya something, um, it's not the...

And I'm amazed by your look.

And I'm certainly not gonna beg.

And I'm not asking anything of you,

And I'm not asking anything of you, literally nothing,

And I'm not even a serial killer.

And I'm sorry about the whole vice presidency thing,

And I'm sure we'll connect later.

And if you're gonna criticize us,

And imprisoned under Article VIII of the Rome Statute.

And in fact, if I don't get the nomination,

And in the presence of others.

And is it just me, or does Felix's friend seem a little young?

And isn't that Tom over there with your protégée?

And it all started in Kabul.

And it seems we have ourselves

And it was pretty clear. You said, "Take care of it,"

And it's time to McLintalk with Michael Mclintock

And just tell 'em they can violate me with their assault rifles

And just wait until you see how we juice the economy

And Kemi can go and suck lecture circuit dick in hell.

And ketchup.

And Kombucha douching private school moms.

And like the soldiers I served with,

And make me cum until I cry?

And make tender hate to my rear and mouth, in that order, at his leisure.

And may the best man win.

And may the hairiest man zip tie me to a slaughterhouse drainage grate

And moved audiences both young and old.

And my candidacy begins...

And my hot wife going into rehab.

And my VHS copy of "Night Eyes II" starring Shannon Tweed?

And not because my polls are low there.

And now he just has a little bit of autism.

And now here we are,

And now I've got Joaquin.

And now I've got Joaquin.

And now this Washington Post Chinese thing?

And now...

And one of the world's great human treasures,

And paid for all six years of college, champ!

And pinching nipples. And what else, Will?

And possible foreign election interference.

And ready to go by the door for the last 20 years.

And run it for president.

And share ideas with campaign staff.

And she didn't even have a baby brother. So...

And she's definitely dead

And she's gonna owe me for the rest of her life.

And so, as such, I have had A... OK.

And stop staring at me like I'm some sort of

And that faith based thing was a godsend.

And that is why I wanna be President

And that is why I would like to announce my candidacy for the office

And that means I should be president!

And that's actually how we were able to locate him.

And that's final. So get off your knees

And that's that Montez is gonna be president for another four years.

And that's why I'm skipping the Iowa caucus.

And the little Chinese girl.

And the longstanding accusations against him.

And the New Hampshire Vital Records office cannot find it, so...

And the president won't eat anything without a face.

And the world's gonna know that.

And their non extradition treaty.

And then a quick stop in Oklahoma City

And then it's payback time!

And then we blow each other's brain's out. Yeah.

And then we can figure out what I mean later.

And then we'll figure out my next move.

And then we're gonna hide him when we get to New Hampshire.

And then when I did have a face lift,

And then you gave me a look.

And there are some new options for me.

And there he is!

And there she goes, sliding right in there.

And there's an empty seat up there.

And there's nothing anyone can do to stop me

And they do... That's just science.

And they wanted the investment expertise

And they were very, very impressed and delighted

And things I wished I'd done, we'd done.

And this is Uncle Bennie,

And this may not seem like the right time,

And this time, I want a war!

And those who will learn from our example.

And to shake hands with...

And total "disregahd" for the working class people

And use the money to get her tubes tied.

And very heartfelt

And we can do genetic testing

And we cleaned a teeny tiny bit of money

And we might be able to find something for him at

And we're expecting a call from the Israeli prime minister

And we're gonna have to get it done today.

And what are some of those new ideas?

And when I am elected president,

And when I look back

And when I say Lord,

And why does he have a good idea now that he's not working for us?

And Yelp basically told me to go Fuddrucker myself.

And yes, I said "she," and I don't mean you.

And yet I'm also glad that you did.

And you are up my ass

And you just cost yourself a spot in my administration!

And you just had the motel room closest to the ice machine.

And you know what that makes me, sister?

And you know what you need to do?

And you shall see me later.

And you should try smiling more.

And you... You look amazing.

And you're not even running yet.

And your decision to get married... here.

And your ex husband Andrew is about to be indicted

And, frankly, neither do I.

And, uh, meditations

And, um, as most of you know,

And, um, two months later we were married.

And...

And... and... and... and... and, uh,

And... college educated white males.

Andrew has hired me as his new attorney.

Andrew is blown up.

Andrew was the only person aboard.

Andrew was the only person aboard.

Andrew's cutting a deal.

Andrew's gonna flip on you.

Animals, and white girls on spring break.

Annette Splett, somber but elegant,

Announced your first run for the presidency nine years ago.

Announcer: ...the next President

Announcer: And now, to introduce our party's nominee..

Another candidate announcing for president.

Any comment that a federal grand jury in New York

Any islands you want, Lu

Any luck with the human Mobius strip?

Any, why would you want to be president?

Anything you want, honey.

Anyway, listen, it's kind of important, actually,

Apparently,

Apparently, Al Bashir had some sort of a private zoo,

Are all over the airport and the hotel

Are even looking me in the eye

Are getting a little squirrely about Chinese tank movements

Are people actually laughing at that impression?

Are ready to fix this whole damn election if I can be the nominee.

Are stampeding towards Jonah!

Are they biased against you?

Are we really doing this again? We all know he speaks English.

Are you feeling wiser this morning, Selina?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you gonna keep that?

Are you kidding me?

Are you OK here?

Are you ready for the Dubonnet?

Are you really trying to cut a fucking deal here?

Are you recording this conversation, ma'am?

Are you referring to Sidney Purcell,

Are you talking about your outfit?

Are you?

Argggh!

As a matter of fact, Gertrude Stein

As a stack of retarded raccoons in a trench coat,

As adults, you met again

As anything other than the TGI Friday's hostess on Proactiv

As excited as I would be

As former Commander in Chief of the armed services.

As Governor Richard Splett of Iowa,

As I was saying, I love your daughter very much.

As long as someone lets me have mini vegan pigs in gluten free blankets

As many of you know,

As the brokered convention drags on.

As the former president of the United States,

As the nation of Tibet,

As the woman who freed Tibet,

As we Finns say, the morning is wiser than the evening.

As well as for permanently overturning same sex marriage

Assemblyman, I have been to Buffalo six times,

Assistant manager.

At Con Ag Chem Family Farms.

At least I hope they're hers.

At least ten pieces a day to the site.

At Smith College in Northampton, Massachusetts.

At the age of 76 or possibly 77

At the airport. Where are you?

At the Congressional Prayer Breakfast.

At tonight's farewell dinner.

Attack my cousin Ezra.

Aw, come here!

Aw, I love you, Jonah

Aw, shit, Will left. It was a good one.

Aww. Oh, come on.

Back in seventh grade, I was in a much bigger office.

Bad news, ma'am. The US Attorney's Office in New York

Ball gagged, and sealed in an abandoned coal mine

Basically a two woman race

Basically, white males.

Basking in the glow of a landslide re election

Because back in our old Senate days,

Because he probably woulda sucked like all of my other step dads.

Because I am the Senator's chief of staff

Because I cannot take any more of this.

Because I have dyslexia, but for numbers.

Because I have had Botox!

Because I really thought I could taste your fingers.

Because I really want to hear more of what you have to say.

Because I signed your name on some documents.

Because I want you, my home state,

Because I've always loved the name Meagan

Because it causes autism,

Because it is full of people who are different than me.

Because it is my goddamn turn!

Because of my court ordered chemical castration.

Because of my seven eight nine tax plan.

Because pretty much everything else is gonna change.

Because she's, like, a thousand years old.

Because that sounds like someone who gets ass fucked

Because they are working on commissions.

Because with all of this, I need to keep my distance.

Because without an American marriage license,

Because you were born with three umbilical cords wrapped around your neck,

Because you're not gettin' my job.

Because you're the complete mastermind behind it, right?

Because, Amy, your hire, Keith Quinn,

Beep boop beep beep boop.

Beginning, middle and end. Plus a lesson.

Being vice president is like being declawed,

Believe me, nobody checks.

Belonging to Hamza Al Bashir.

Ben can't have been more than 140 years old.

Ben, I really don't like being told what to do.

Ben, we've already got Florida, we've got a butt load of delegates.

Ben: ( mutters ) Oh.

BEN: Looks like Kemi's got full protection from the Secret Service.

BEN: Ma'am, the press is out there waiting for you.

BEN: Ma'am, this Andrew thing is everywhere.

Ben: Morning, ma'am.

Ben: Oh, shit.

Ben: Tom James.

Ben! I thought I was the only candidate invited to this thing.

Ben? Where can he do the least amount of harm?

Besides, I'm not gonna die,

Besides: women's prison.

Best. Best.

Betcha Ben did too.

Beth, come on out here.

Beth: Count me in

BETH: Jonah.

Between comedy and drama,

Big fan, ma'am.

Both exploded, killing all aboard.

Both: Sorry, ma'am.

Bravo.

Bridges made of ideas.

Bringing the Selina Meyer story full circle.

Buddy: I don't want to go into a bathroom

Bug eyed rage aholic.

But "thoughts and prayers" when it comes to mass shootings?

But after this bathroom incident...

But after your electrifying speech just two nights ago,

But all I did there was express some genuine concern

But anyway, I have fought...

But as everybody on my elementary school playground knows,

But finally, people are starting to believe women,

But first, as someone who served with President Meyer for over two decades,

But for the country of...

But have no idea what it means.

But he cannot know that I've never seen him before

But here is the hard truth:

But I am stable as fuck. (laughs)

But I decided to come tonight.

But I did reacquaint myself with an old friend of mine

But I do want the baby to know that you're the father...

But I don't want your last name

But I have had a suitcase packed

But I have to say that I love this country.

But I knew you'd understand.

But I think I read something about that.

But I think in the time that I did have with him

But I think this is my last rodeo.

But I think you could be a big part of turning that around.

But I thought, and I thought that I don't like the direction our party is taking.

But I would never, ever buried alive my dear old friend Selina

But I...

But I'm gonna need some walkin' around money.

But I'm not supposed to talk about that, right, Dan?

But if anyone's crawling out of our cesspool of a state

But if he were to find out that we even had lunch together,

But if we don't pillow smother this sad grandma of a convention

But if we were able to give him a going away gift,

But if you wanna go Dutch or whatever on the abortion,

But in fact, I just buried him alive.

But in the evenings, hardly ever. And rarely penetrative.

But it doesn't matter where you cum, Ames

But it is time to face facts.

But it takes a brave person to be able to see one's shortcomings.

But it was strictly professional

But it's a very good deal. For him.

But it's not so funny when the shoe's on the other ventricle.

But it's not so funny when the shoe's on the other ventricle.

But it's time for some new blood.

But let me just say thank you so much.

But like my daddy taught me, you always get right back on

But no other apparent connection.

But now they've got it...

But prayer works, believe me.

But she's a squirter, and that dress

But story is funnier with a man, huh?

But that girl doesn't exist anymore.

But that's Andrew's department, so just give him a call.

But the "but" was: "But you have to fire Dan."

But the killer, may God guide his hand,

But the other real killer... is diseases.

But the pain went away in two days.

But then we'll propose a U.N. resolution,

But there were some accounting issues

But there's no ******* people in Lurlene, so...

But they cannot seem to get it to respond in any way

But they're both equally good people.

But to do that, I think you have to tone down

But trust me, he will never see you

But we are not going to stop diseases

But we are still approximately 662 votes short.

But we did not get all the intellectual property from the old show. So...

But we're actually having the real staff meeting in here.

But with the Lord's help, I got through it.

But within five years, I want America...

But yeah, come on in.

But yeah, sure.

But you aged out of Felix's demo back in the 20th century.

But you did say to take care of it.

But you're not a...

But you're not here

But you're now officially my stepsister.

But your numbers are already way up.

But your timing is horrendous.

But, Leon, you need to really lay it on thick.

But, no, I will not be running for state Senate.

Buzzfeed runs a notoriously tight ship.

By acclimation as our nominee

By people that look like her.

By people that look like her.

By queering hetero normative tropes.

By shoving the guy that they hate the most

By the local child army.

By the name of Selina Meyer.

Bye bye, Sidney.

Bye, now.

Bye, Tom.

C Come on.

Call him, call him, call him!

Call it the Washington Post like a non asshole,

Call me Ben.

Called the Marshmallow Roast Talk.

Can I get a photo with you?

Can I get a quick fiver, Madam P?

Can never, ever happen again.

Can sit me next to whatever Injun Joe you want.

Can we just pay this townie and get on with it, please?

Can you be a buddy with someone of the opposite sex?

Can you get her a pill or something and calm her down?

Can you imagine?

Can you just say you? You and Catherine.

Can you see if they can make me

Can you text Gary, please?

Can you... Arrghh.

Can't say I blame you.

Can't you see I feel yucky enough already?!

Casino licenses in Macao.

Catherine is Mama, and I'm Mom Mom.

Catherine, I have just gotten some terrible news about your father,

Catherine, I'm right in the middle of something.

Catherine.

Catherine's been suffering from postpartum depression.

Challenges...

Chances are you're still likely to get assassinated,

Cheat on his wife and risk his political future

Check it out.

Check this out.

Check this out. Connecting rooms.

Child Services is a good place.

Chivalry is not dead, Murman.

Classic Egan.

Clay gave 'em to me, yell at him

Clay, come on up here.

Clay, come on. Let's go.

Clean up first?

Cleaner, better place!

Clicked on "Asian Girls Bound and Gagged."

Clusterfuck of a campaign.

CNN has the current Spokane death toll at six.

Come here, you!

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, that is idiotic. He's really that insecure?

Come on, wait up. Minna.

Complete atrocity?

Completely appropriate at all times.

Congratulations to you, Amy!

Congratulations, ma'am.

Congratulations, ma'am. You just broke

Congratulations, Madam President.

Congratulations, Mr. Cafferty.

Congratulations. Then you probably won't fuck it up.

Congressman Ryan, 453.

Congressman Ryan, I'd like you to address

Congressman Ryan, it's an honor.

Congressman Slender Man...

Congresswomen Troy and Vasconi.

Cool. Let's see...

Copy that. Mike it is.

Could I get a quote for my article?

Could you be a little more specific?

Could you be a little more specific?

Could you just... Yes.

Could you please stop laughing?

Couldn't hurt

Covered it in ketchup, and Politico asked for seconds.

Daddy!

Dan presents somewhere between a "wolf" and an "otter,"

Dan, I'm glad you're here.

Dan: I've been fielding media requests all morning, Richard.

Dan?

David, I have to tell you, my daughter Catherine

David? Shalom.

Decent, God fearing heterosexual men

Defanged, neutered,

Defending a woman's right to choose

Delegate majority of 2,368,

Demonstrated remarkable heroism...

Des Moines Register says 18 points.

Despite the fact that you are

DeVito: I'm still with you, ma'am!

Diaoyu, Spratly... Florida Keys, even.

Did Mrs. James send you to chaperone?

Did President Meyer find a way

Did Senator Isles try and... grab your ass?

Did you do no oppo research

Did you do that? Did you fucking do that?!

Did you finger trowel your way out of?

Did you get a chance to review my nominating speech?

Did you guys know that I got married?

Did you guys not know that?

Did you offer to blow him?

Did you take the coconut out of my muesli

Didn't you have chicken pox as a child?!

Different label, same product.

Disease Control is reporting

Dissident poet Deng Dao has been arrested for...

Do not touch her! No!

Do the goddamn Islamic math. You're the numbers guy

Do they give Nobel Peace Prizes to war criminals, Minna?

Do we have any friends at State?

Do you have any apple slices?

Do you have any idea how crazy

Do you have the chicken pox?

Do you know anything about pesticides?

Do you know that there's one girl

Do you remember my 16th birthday, then? Do you remember that?

Do you remember my high school graduation, or my college graduation?

Do you think you could throw together a few remarks?

Do you understand this could cost me the presidency, Andrew?

Do you wanna maybe..

Do you want a snack?

Do you want me to take care of Amy?

Do you want me to take the raisins out...

Do you want six almonds?

Do you want six almonds?

Do you want to meet baby Henry? He's so cute.

Doesn't look like it's been Scotch guarded.

Doesn't mean that he's some sort of fashion diva.

Don't be an idiot, Selina.

Don't blame yourself, Jonah.

Don't know anything about it

Don't know what I'd do without you.

Don't say his name.

Don't tell my wife and kids, OK?

Don't yell at him, 'cause loud noises make him flip out.

Don't you have a file marked "Important Shit"

Don't you see you've just been offered the second most powerful job

Don't... make Jonah your V.P.

Down the shower wall this evening. We gotta go.

Drops out of the race.

Dumb child locks

During a Supreme Court confirmation.

Eh, we're family.

Either way, it's a very good story.

Eleven.

Enough!

EPA.

Especially my new friend Sidney.

Especially since I stopped using cocaine.

Especially the line "There are really three Americas."

Especially with melanoma loving swamp fuckers,

Even before the Iowa caucus. No one has ever done that before.

Even if it took a while!

Even the name sounds like it's on meth.

Even through all the procedures.

Ever since Felix decided to back Tom.

Ever since Jonah whacked me on the nose at the rally,

Ever since you were little,

Ever the charmer, Mr. Party Chairman.

Everybody's gotta live somewhere.

Everyone's just saying the same old same old.

Everything OK in here?

EWtoN. No, that's upside down.

Except for that one year.

Except for that one year.

Except for the 7 Eleven truthers.

Excuse me for half a sec.

Excuse me, Teddy.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I have work to do.

Exploded off the coast of Florida this afternoon.

Exploded off the coast of Florida this afternoon.

Face to face, I can convince anyone of anything.

Face to face, I can convince anyone of anything.

Face to face, I can convince anyone of anything.

Father...

Federal lands.

Feel any worse than she already does. She's suffering from...

Felix Wade is gay?

Felix will be there with him. OK, I'm...

Felix, can I talk to you for a moment?

Felix, um, I'd like

Felix's spray tan really well.

Female Newscaster: Many now say Tom James

Female Speaker: Hello, fellow Americans!

Fight your own battles, Mother, OK?

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Mac and cheese.

Fine. On behalf of the Finnish Ambassador to Norway...

Fingers crossed.

First and foremost, there was a reluctance on the part of the candidate

First human mayor of Lurlene,

First, all those years ago, and now by dying.

Fly away, please, we're busy.

Following President Splett's historic three state solution

Footage rolls.

For a chicken pox party!

For a second about the Meyer Fund.

For an hour and a half rally.

For briefly freeing what was once known

For cryin' out loud.

For Finnish furburger back at Camp David.

For foreign interference in our elections!

For Jonah Ryan's 38th birthday.

For keeping Americans safe.

For killing all those innocent people.

For like a year when I was 11.

For me to say to you...

For next to nothing!

For not voting for me to be the head of the IMF