Veep - Season 6 Edit

A $10 million donation to help you build your library.

A $10 million donation to my library.

A $15 million bribe.

A $15 million donation to your library.

A beautiful Western woman helping out world sufferers in a stunning Gucci scarf.

A beautiful woman lost in the desert

A bit more enthusiastic.

A book about my sex life

A bright future.

A clean compress now, please.

A human shaped creature of medieval legend

A letter of recommendation to the Harper Day School?

A lot of people are saying that I shut down the government.

A lot of people think that they just slice one off, right?

A lot of responsibility.

A lot of the staff has been complaining

A minute of your time, Congressman Powder?

A Mongoloid kid on the porch playing banjo?

A sexist beyond sexist reaction

A very special thank you to our very special guest,

A woman president, women's college,

A year ago if you had called me.

A... it's Dan, and B...

About a hard date for the debt ceiling

About Catherine and me moving into Mee Maw's after the baby is born?

About growing up as a tire burner's son

About how your father made Ethel Merman cry?

About maybe donating a few mil to my library?

About the night that Daddy actually died.

About the sex of my grandchild.

About the Sherman Tanz pardon in the Washington Post

About the world we're creating for your coming grandchild.

About this lack of progress on the library,

Absolutely, although, if it takes more than five minutes,

Absolutely, and I'm gonna say

Absolutely, and that is why this photo opportunity is so vital.

Absolutely, positively.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. He was a friend to all people,

Actually, Amy's in charge of the book.

Actually, Congressman, better tasting school lunches

Actually, I think Danny should run with it.

Actually, I think Danny should run with it.

Actually, I'm just kidding. I got engaged.

Actually, Jonah, **** don't believe in heaven.

Actually, why don't you stay, Candi?

Actually...

After Daddy died, I would crawl right underneath here and hide.

After much soul searching,

Against the poor and disadvantaged of this country.

Agreed.

Ah, don't bring a thing. I'm gonna make my famous paella valenciana.

Ah, forget it.

Ah, it's nice and chilly in here.

Ah, Julie points out that to be a true Valenciana,

Ah, like gorillas at the zoo.

Ah, Ms. Hakkinen.

Ah, Ms. Tanz!

Ah, well, speaking of President Laura Montez,

Ah, you see, because I have secret.

Ah!

Ah. You should put her down.

AIDS and Adult Literacy.

AIDS is a big part of the tapestry.

Aimed at your conscience and your funny bone

Alethia?

All China has to do is throw in a few hundred FN 6 missiles

All due respect, ma'am, we all knew you were, uh...

All I can tell you is President Meyer is in a closed door...

All I can tell you is that President Meyer is in a closed door meeting.

All I did was stay focused on one simple goal...

All I wanted to do was go hunting with Judge, that's it.

All my hair fell out, including my pubes, Dan.

All nonessential White House staff

All of them have been.

All of them?!

All of this international shit is gonna be great for my book.

All right, can't be too safe.

All right, can't be too safe.

All right, cool.

All right, fine. I get it

All right, get in there. Just tear that animal apart!

All right, here we go. Sherman, hello!

All right, hit "POTUS SUV."

All right, I need you and your buddies from the Island of Misfit Toys...

All right, Madam President,

All right, Mike, we got 30 days to write a new draft.

All right, so tell me, is there any truth at all to this?

All right, so, listen, Richard,

All right, the treasury secretary

All right, time to write this book.

All right, you anal fistula, we had a deal

All right, you can open your eyes, Congressman.

All right, you know what I'm gonna do?

All right, you know what? Fuck that.

All right! Oh!

All right? I really don't care what you think.

All right? The constant ass grabbing, it's like sexual harassment!

All right.

All righty!

All that anyone will remember

All the cool guys wear the band's T shirt.

All the worst traits of Russia

Aloha, Buzzy.

Aloha.

Also, are we doing our laundry all wrong?

Also, estimates for construction are coming in at $300 million.

Also, guess who I found outside.

Also, I would be remiss not to thank President Selina Meyer,

Also, we heard back from Yale and their response was emphatic.

Although you might have to lie about working for Meyer.

Although, I have to admit I sort of miss it.

Although, it would be if you stepped out of the shower.

Although, with my luck, I'd be then crippled for life,

Amber, it's Dan Dan. You in midtown?

America's financial system is gonna go belly up like what, Will?

American University sounds like a made up college in Egypt.

American University, it's like American Univer shit.

Ames, who's your favorite character on "Downton"?

Amy, darling, come on out here, honey.

Amy, Richard, and Madam President.

Amy, Richard, Madam President.

Amy, that morning when I heard you say

Amy, you should take a cue from him, really.

Amy.

An advance of $20 million, while yours...

An international election watching trip to Hawaii?

An old, old friend,

And a king memory foam...

And a year later, he's a father.

And after that, it's snip, snip, snip.

And AIDS.

And all along, it's been staring at me in my face!

And all their gracious help with my airport bill.

And also, we have another email

And also, Your compassion.

And amen.

And America cannot forget that.

And an old lady who smelled like cumin wouldn't stop hugging me!

And Andy would play with you again?

And anytime she does, all she cares about is tearing me down,

And anyway, I'm not depressed.

And attend a WNBA game, but I think we're gonna be okay.

And back from Council Bluffs on Wednesday.

And be extraordinary and a sex symbol.

And because we don't look like Herman Munster's brother

And before you ask,

And Ben and Kent say I can't use campaign money.

And both of your shoes are untied.

And build a bridge.

And by the way, these biscuits are amazing.

And Cherry Tree Choppers sounds a lot more legitimate.

And congratulations on that, by the way.

And Congress reject me was, um...

And cut it off in front of everyone

And daughter, Shawnee.

And did that bungee jump...

And did the undercover piece as a homeless woman.

And didn't cost her the presidency.

And ephemera to them, to their library.

And even nationally.

And even they don't have to drink Coke Zero.

And everybody knows that I dated Charlie Baird.

And everyone disappoints me and nothing works out,

And female circumcision...

And finally, an attempt to break the record

And for a girl we like Linus.

And forget all about those 15 minutes

And Fosamax and lube.

And furthermore,

And Gary's carrying a Jimmy Choo purse.

And get something called sausage patties.

And go do it fast before Kent invites her to a Sudoku weekend in Vermont.

And he immediately fired the number five man in charge

And he is intimately involved

And he thinks that you're a little Upper East Side.

And he wants to make a large donation to the library.

And he's the chair of the Judiciary Committee.

And her head held high, looking stunning,

And her Hinckley esque obsession with bronzer?

And here's the moment where he exposes himself.

And here's what's going on in your world.

And his stunning bride to be,

And hope we get hit by an asteroid.

And how much better dead baby Bruce is than me!

And human rights...

And hung upside down from a lamp post

And I always have been,

And I am just like, ah!

And I am reminded of their many accomplishments

And I asked them to use the Jackie Kennedy crystal service.

And I asked them where Nordstrom's was

And I don't give a fuck if that means

And I don't wanna catch anything.

And I ended up having to poop in a Sunoco bathroom.

And I gotta say I'm not sure this crystal is right.

And I gotta tell you, my rifle was bigger than I was.

And I grew up to be so tall,

And I like her.

And I married my fucking father.

And I need you to not be mad at me because I just... I just had... I had one bite.

And I repaid that honor with betrayal.

And I said, "It's in my carry on."

And I see so many portraits

And I think I may have voted.

And I think the birthday boy would like to say a few words.

And I thought if you had some time,

And I thought they were trying to get me to renew my prescription.

And I tried not to think of the politics of it all.

And I wanna let you know that I will destroy you

And I want all the touch screens

And I want Rihanna to put a gun to my head while she makes me eat her out,

And I want you to remind me

And I was chased by children.

And I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.

And I will be passing bills by day and smashing gash by night.

And I will continue to do those things

And I will not work for less than 87 cents on the dollar.

And I will see you in the tomorrow

And I worry about the genes you'll pass down to your child...

And I would also add that it really does help

And I would've said the same thing to you

And I'm Dan Egan, bringing you your morning

And I'm Dan ny Egan.

And I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.

And I'm gonna make them date me.

And I'm gonna tell it tonight at the party.

And I'm gonna... I'm gonna have a party.

And I'm including JFK's coffin.

And I'm only flying there private.

And I'm sorry if I get a little emotional telling this story...

And I'm there in time to steep the tea...

And I'm trapped in a cycle of abuse.

And I'm using "literally" correctly.

And if any one of them objects,

And if he has to walk down five flights of stairs,

And if I'm Grandma, I will be replaced

And if one person mentions Tom James to me,

And if they didn't want me to shut down the government,

And if we...

And if you could not ejaculate for the next 72 hours, that would be ideal.

And if you don't find anyone in the Senate,

And in the end, I just turned out to be another blue bottle fly

And Indianapolis Times.

And integrity...

And introducing Danny Egan.

And it makes it kind of, you know, interesting to sit and listen.

And it was a really tight race.

And it was okay for her to eat cello bow rosin"...

And it was okay for her to eat cello bow rosin"...

And it's for you that I visited war zones

And it's high time that the government stop trying to babysit all of us.

And it's just an honor for me to be here

And it's like she's trying to ruin everything.

And just say we're not gonna use that.

And king pillow top sets for 599,

And lead the opposition party,

And let me give you one word of advice... run.

And made her look like not a twat.

And made it very unusual texture of sea cucumber,

And make your enemies take you out

And matching boots for my G.I. Joe doll.

And maybe you were too busy biting James Bond's cable car wire to realize,

And Moses led his people to the land of...?

And my foot is down on that.

And no dirty talk for Uncle Buddy then.

And nobody would say boo.

And not in line with the values of Yale.

And not the reformer some had hoped he would be

And now I can't find her.

And now I'm wearing the scarlet letter?

And now it's my pleasure to welcome back

And now she's back for her big day!

And now you finally have a friend."

And of course you know my old friend, Ben.

And of course you would be offered a full tenured professorship.

And our fishing holes and all the holes you could ever possibly want.

And our stance must be...

And out through the body.

And own the most popular soccer team,

And paying his gay escort.

And people are resting their...

And people were saying I was cold

And pin my legs behind my head and do me.

And plus, the day after Daylight Saving Time,

And poor Barbara.

And Quartie said, "All that hollering was a hoot,"

And right now, we need to do something,

And said it was my fault.

And School for Public Policy and Women's Studies

And second of all, everyone, Jane and I are not f...

And see what I wrote before, like in a suspense movie.

And sent it to me by mistake.

And served two tours in Afghanistan

And she gave Catherine all of her money...

And she's a lovely gal, so...

And she's way older than Jane.

And shining moments.

And so I give you this peace lily

And so we look forward to...

And some asparagus with a béarnaise sauce.

And something interesting jumps out from the data,

And speaking of politics,

And start to appreciate the things that really do matter in life.

And start to question this communist capitalist shit swirly

And Stewart and the other Bobby,

And still get reelected in November.

And T boned the entire US economy.

And tell her Selina will meet with her next Monday.

And tell them that these rumors about us are complete bullshit

And tell them to cancel that stupid portrait thing,

And that he is now not speaking to me?

And that I was unrelatable.

And that is not uncommon for a young democracy.

And that is why I'm taking this opportunity

And that, in a nutshell,

And that, um...

And that's 'cause I needed the grade.

And that's our name.

And that's the kind of man I could get behind,

And the Advancement of Global Democracy.

And the fall foliage is amazing!

And the little boy with the broken roller skates?

And the little hand points to the...

And the Madison Monroe dinner on Monday night?

And the only reason he hasn't been dragged naked through the streets

And the sentencing reform rollbacks for the mentally ill.

And the torture and the death squads aside,

And then all of a sudden, this squirrel just popped out.

And then all of a sudden, this squirrel just popped out.

And then have the American people

And then kind of go back over and trace over

And then the next thing I know, they dyed my thumb

And then there was this one time

And then there's this nickname stuff.

And then we just hired the least fuckable press secretary we could find.

And then we just shuffle papers around

And then with that TV appearance.

And then you turn it back on again like with a router.

And there's no terry cloth robe or shower cap.

And they can't vote me out, right? It's for life.

And they go in and they grab the testicle,

And they go in and they grab the testicle,

And they have written you a piece of legislation.

And they pull it out of the scrotum

And they said this shutdown was a bad idea.

And they set up the Blue Room for your use.

And they're just gonna pop a stent in there

And they're not in Midtown.

And they've been keeping me in stitches!

And this deal is Mao Ze done, baby.

And this is not easy,

And this is very nice, folks.

And this is, I'm sure, shaping up to be a great one...

And this whole place is like a vortex of sexual confusion.

And Time Magazine, let's get in touch with them

And tomorrow, a sex offender registry for dogs.

And up next, a long lost letter from WWII

And use it to wax

And we are all good...

And we are clear.

And we are clear. Great show, people!

And we are expecting our first child.

And we can have that Chardonnay...

And we gotta play this smart.

And we need to tell them that the Kennedy Library is a reference point

And we think that he is doing a terrific job.

And we walked out onto the stage to accept the nomination,

And we'll see you bright and early Monday morning

And we're all going to dinner tonight.

And we're clear.

And we're gonna get invited to that unveiling.

And we're here to shove some liberty up America's ass.

And wear a short skirt.

And what chores do you do around the house to deserve that?

And what do you want me to do about it?

And what is that on your sweater?

And what's the point of anything anyway?

And what's wrong?

And when I was in high school, I used to pretend to be sick

And when something's broken, you shut it down,

And where they killed themselves.

And why don't you have your phone right now?

And women's studies.

And would be a major victory for the Doyle Doctrine.

And y'all enjoy the party and have a good time.

And yet you live in this... you know, forgive the expression...

And you and your imaginary dragon don't count.

And you can be their daddy!

And you grabbed my hand and you held it up high, and I was like,

And you have a fancy tie and a tiny little microphone.

And you have a higher reserve of dignity and self worth.

And you know what I did with it?

And you know what, I'll send you a couple McLintock morsels

And you know what, you can take Teddy and Bobby

And you said not to touch anything without a private jet.

And you should know that this donation

And you wanna know why that is?

And you'll get rid of Daylight Savings Time?

And you're gonna have a birthday next, um...

And you're gonna write it!

And you're not invited. Sorry. Congressmen only.

And you're not on it.

And your editor called about the pages to your book.

And your trophy office and your trophy baby,

And, boys, it's where I went to law school.

And, gosh darn it, the recoil plumb knocked me on my behind.

And, in fact, the spreading of democracy

And, no, it wasn't me.

And, Richard, you're in charge of the library.

And, uh, deal with the ceremony and so on.

And, you two girls, I'm sorry.

And...

And... and what...

And... oh, the stable got wrecked, by the way.

Andrew fucks me in a way I really enjoy.

Andrew is very hard to get rid of.

Andrew said that he was campaigning long hours at the office for me.

Andrew, can you help me out here with this?

Andrew, we ruined your wife's pretty office chair.

Announcer: CBS This Morning with Jane McCabe.

Any department store that wasn't started by ****.

Any details, any specifics?

Any idea who President Montez is considering

Anytime, Madam President.

Anyway, eventually,

Anyway, so Daddy never came home empty handed.

Anyway, the only question that I do have is

Anyway, use this letter that Mike wrote.

Anyway, you know how I have been searching forever

Apparently, Andrew kept referring to his penis as the "First Chubby."

Apparently, he is having trouble

Apparently, someone saw President Meyer's name on McPherson's call sheet,

Apparently, the state senator

Are a little irregular, like the Cuba trips...

Are less traumatized at their unveiling.

Are not only bound by mutual respect and shared beliefs.

Are part of a diverse pageant

Are there any questions?

Are these from Trader Joe's? They're delicious.

Are we running from something scary, ma'am?

Are you a 15 year old girl?

Are you asking Ben and Kent who he is?

Are you fucking...?!

Are you gonna make a campaign contribution or what?

Are you hungry? We've got a lot of food here.

Are you kidding me? Me?

Are you kidding me? This is great TV.

Are you listening to anything we're saying?

Are you mean when you drink?

Are you still not talking to me?

Are you sure you're ready for this?

Arms deals and the exploitation of third world resources.

As a former president, I'm proud to lend my stature

As a matter of fact.

As a regular part of the "CBS Morning Show" family.

As a ruthless, corporate oligarch

As a symbol of your brave stand for freedom.

As an official observer

As clear as the coffee table Danny Thomas had his hookers shit on.

As fond as I am of you personally

As happy as a hound dog with a horse's Johnson.

As long as he promises not to blow up my library,

As long as the check clears.

As long as we understand that there is, in fact, no understanding.

As my cohost this week,

As my father used to say,

As something of a mentor.

As we say in Qatar, "You should never build your house on shifting sands."

As well as a couple of sixes.

As well as certain types of cancer.

As Will's wife putting a baby in her polyp festival of a uterus!

As young as tiny babies

Association with Tanz spells disaster.

At a public restroom well known for that purpose.

At least he was a good listener.

At least while the government's shut down,

At my portrait unveiling in English?

At Rwanda 20 years later.

At this fundraising gang bang tonight?

At this point, that's all we can say.

At this time.

Attendant: Right here, Madam President.

Aw, and it misses you, too.

Aw, Charlie.

Aw, thank you.

Aw, that's sweet.

Aw, well, at least you made the short list.

Aw, you were college buddies?

Aw!

Aw!

Aw.

Aw.

Aye.

Aye.

Babe, this is so exciting!

Back in America, people are always telling me to go back to Africa.

Back to you, Jane.

Back when we were best friends.

Bam, sucker!

Barbara loved buying you those.

Barbara Valeski, Daddy's secretary?

Be careful 'cause that cabinet's valuable.

Beautiful and brilliant.

Beautiful.

Because all you people are in here sucking it.

Because he thought I was white, right?

Because he's taking it on a fuck tour of South America.

Because he's the one who's really ailing and at death's door.

Because I am not going back to Yahoo fucking Style!

Because I cannot lose this job, not before my wedding!

Because I didn't call you afterwards?

Because I have had a very good view

Because I let you out of one.

Because I'm hungry.

Because I'm not going to apologize, you know?

Because I'm very emotional, too, about this issue.

Because it is, in fact, a job.

Because my daddy was a very good family man, okay?

Because of those 18 year old bitches out there?!

Because President Taft was on the Supreme Court after he was president.

Because she's so well spoken, don't you think?

Because some guy took a poo on the beverage cart.

Because the world really needs to know...

Because things started loosening up, you know.

Because we are going to make Buddy Calhoun

Because we are moving on up.

Because we found property for my library.

Because we had to make an emergency landing in Birmingham

Because we worked for the president

Because we're not actually fucking, and you know that, right?

Because you lied and now they're normal sized.

Because you served less than one year?

Because you're not a billionaire

Because your voice sounds very whiny.

Before Murman Shalikashvili could be sworn in,

Before we get back to work, would you mind writing

Being against waste will play statewide,

Being interviewed on the television about the two of you.

Being on time, Congressman Dachau.

Beltway Ben.

Ben says Qataris are very good at inserting themselves.

Ben, I need to talk to you.

Ben! Doing God's work, I see.

Besides the most beautiful woman in the world?

Better luck next time.

Big enough to soak up that mess out there, my God.

Big shot Washington insider

Birth gender isn't even that relevant.

Blech!

Both of them went to town on me. It was brutal.

Boy, I'll tell you, I remember that night he died

Boy, some scary moments there, I bet.

Boy, we should not be listening to that.

Breaking news from Washington, DC,

Brie's nipples pop more, and she's not wrong.

Briefing on infrastructure bill,

Bronzina's fired. You're welcome.

Brought you a second plate with extra pork chops.

Brue was his stillborn twin.

Buddy: Hey, babe?

Buh bye.

But all interesting people are, okay?!

But also exposed his opponent

But Americans don't care what poor kids eat.

But anyway, the point is any sort of strong speech

But as a nephew of a survivor of the Holocaust...

But at any rate, happy birthday, Gary.

But do you realize these are the same complaints

But everybody's talking about how gorgeous you looked.

But everyone... yeah, that's...

But everything is different now that my father's died of colon cancer,

But for Jean Pierre Magambo,

But for myself,

But for the life of me, I can't remember one second.

But guess what, that's about as likely to happen

But guess what. People liked it.

But he was always off with Teddy, who was kind of the first Bobby

But he's too much of a pussy to go for my pussy.

But hold up.

But I also like to think

But I am really sorry that Dad did this to you.

But I can't afford to keep it either.

But I certainly appreciate getting one from you.

But I did bring you a gift

But I don't wanna lose it, I think.

But I had to go in another direction.

But I have decided

But I have got a fun surprise for ya.

But I know Sherman Tanz,

But I still got to be president, and, tsk, you never will.

But I think five million is swingable.

But I think I breached her defenses.

But I think that will require a little bit more cash.

But I think you're stunning.

But I wanna tell you this one particular story

But I'm donating the rest of your suits

But I'm only 49.

But I've been underestimated my entire life.

But I've had time to reflect since that moment.

But if anybody has any objections,

But if not, you know, maybe you and me could do something.

But if the check is for the Rare Bird Conservancy,

But if we don't raise the debt ceiling,

But in a way that is respectful.

But it sure as tits wasn't me.

But it threw off my whole bathroom schedule

But it'll probably be a man if you wanna get anything done.

But it's for discounted prescriptions for the elderly.

But it's time for a change,

But listen, what the judge doesn't know

But love to say it.

But make a mental note of exactly what this pattern is

But make it sound kind of sexy so he knows what he's missing.

But maybe this isn't the best fit.

But my speech! I...

But my uncle grandpa had her sterilized,

But now it is time to focus on the issues at hand

But please understand that whatever decision I make

But right now, you could piss on every grave in Arlington

But Sherman Tanz...

But that's my job.

But the bowtie makes him look queer.

But the good news is we've just received a large donation from...

But the Israeli Trade Representative is headed this way.

But the motility is abnormally low,

But the Second Amendment certainly did guarantee my right to use it.

But then on my 10th birthday,

But there's somebody else that I slept with.

But there's still some cysts and some bubbling.

But they're starting to peel, so soon, they won't be as red.

But this I cannot take.

But this is going to be my last day

But this world is just... it's full of snakes and snares and...

But to me, it looks like local morning news

But unbelievably shitty apartment.

But unless you're planning on knitting your semiconductors

But wait, I need the diary.

But wasn't Mee Maw living in Palm Beach when you were born?

But we can keep cracking away at that prologue.

But what my daddy didn't know...

But what was he doing?

But when it came to the US viewpoint,

But when my opponent spreads lies about my wife?

But with temperatures plunging down into the single digits,

But you just said we won't.

But you know I can't be with someone like you.

But you said that if any one of us objects

But you were just there. Aren't you having a good time?

But you're also his fiancée.

But you're gonna have a meeting with Sherman Tanz.

But you're gonna have a meeting with Sherman Tanz.

But your dad wasn't pleased

But your investment is doing well.

But, look, I can't take that money...

But, um...

Butterscotch.

Buying chicken blood for a voodoo rite?

By I, I mean the people of New Hampshire.

By the day after... yesterday.

By the death of Justice Tenny.

By the light of his own shit.

By the name of Selina Meyer.

By two tits with a degree from American University over there.

By your feelings that are brought on by Nikolai's lumpy poison cock.

Bye bye! Thank you! Thank you.

Bye, now.

Call me after the fundraiser."

Called cancer.

Campaign starts right now,

Can I be uncharacteristically blunt with you?

Can I be with one of them?

Can I borrow you for a second, Miss Brookheimer?

Can I bring anything?

Can I have a private word with you?

Can I please have some more wine?

Can I talk to you for a second... actually, both of you, in here?

Can we get a few words about the late Justice Tenny?

Can we get something for Mr. Walsh, please?

Can we get you some coffee or some tea or...?

Can we invite Quartie to your party?

Can we play that again?

Can we roll that video one more time for our audience?

Can you believe this?

Can you even have a library?

Can you just go away, Catherine?

Can't put their kung pao chicken on the table

Candi? Uh huh.

Careful, the ground isn't straight here.

Careful.

Catch the tiger, and I was the prey.

Catherine and Mr. Marjorie have been here

Catherine, I don't know! I was a baby.

Catherine, let me just explain something to you, sweetie.

Catherine, Richard, and I have something important to tell you.

Catherine, you are not going to be coy or twee

Catherine, you know, everybody just woke up

Catherine's forbidden affair with your Secret Service agent.

Certainly a worthwhile cause, but if we could bring it back to Sherman Tanz...

Certainly not the higher energy costs

Certainly.

Chardonnay on the quad after Julia Child Day?

Charlie, also played by Fred Gwynne. Season one, episode nine.

Checking in. Mike McLintock.

Cheers.

Chocolate chip walnut cookies from Levain.

Chocolate chip walnut cookies from Levain.

Christ, you got old.

Classic red lip.

Clutch with Wichita notary group,

CNN just came out with their speculative list

Colonel Al Saleh felt that you could've been

Colonel Al Saleh is here.

Colonel Omar Al Saleh, the 'Butcher of Juba.'"

Come back home to suck on my giant congressional ball.

Come here. See, all this is just for show.

Come home to suck on my giant...

Come join the party.

Come on, I haven't slept with a woman over 30 since I was 14,

Come on, if the other congressmen see me with a cheat sheet,

Come on, Jonah. Let's christen your new pad.

Come on, we both know you were gonna go ahead and do it anyway.

Come on, you never had any pubes.

Come, let me serve my American visitors tea

Confucius say fuck, yeah!

Congratulations are in order.

Congratulations. So, which one of you is the carrier?

Congressman Diaz said that optics

Congressman Diaz said that optics

Congressman Jonah Ryan.

Congressman Minority House Leader Furlong.

Congressman Ryan votes no.

Congressman Ryan, welcome back.

Congressman, being a bachelor in this town

Consider in the most open minded of ways

Considerably more interested in your library than they are in adult literacy or AIDS.

Convicted of tax fraud.

Cool.

Could it be bad for your child's self esteem?

Could you do me a favor? You think you could talk to Quartie

Could you please just go and pack everything up for me in that other room?

Could you tell the Colossus of Chodes

Could've bought you my virginity in '83.

Couple three drinks, standard hayjay in the cab home,

Da, da, da, da, da, da. Coming, Mama!

Daddy changed that stable into his office.

Damn fine lady. Mm.

Damn straight!

Dan Egan, to what do I owe the pleasure of this...

Dan, great to see you. I had fun last night.