Avenue 5 - Season 1 Edit

A big rocket?

A compressed jet of air will fire them out of orbit.

A crew, a real crew,

A fucking men!

A Halfway Home gig when, I mean, we're not even halfway

A hand!

A lasting impact.

A library. Why why is the pigeon in the library?

A little foster child with a secret?

A little light jazz, maybe a nice box of raisins.

A little more complicated than that.

A little while ago, we were all told

A lost wallet was found on level six,

A passenger has just gone into labor.

A private tour of my own quarters?

A problem is just a solution without a solution.

A real captain would be out there.

A real captain would be out there.

A rescue from Earth...

A section I don't know about where the dress code is insolent casual?

A series of oxygen conservation policies.

A shield of human waste protects us from radiation.

A swan or a saggy rabbit.

About something that isn't even a thing

About that button thing, do you?

About that Greta Gerwig thing.

About the 500 NEPs they're shooting into space?

About this oddly good looking group of people?

About this, one of them is, I'm still drunk!

About your double chicken.

Absolutely not. I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Actors.

Actual first priority.

Actually, can you do this?

Actually, I I have been made privy to something.

Actually, I've changed my

Actually, sod this lovely lunch.

Actually, that is a good point.

Actually, that's an order!

Actually, we don't have the facility

Actually, you can't.

After all, if I was fake,

After my wife made a cuck hold of me.

After the first bout of chanting.

After the first drink.

After the service tomorrow morning.

Again, not an option. Come on!

Ah, I gotta go.

Ah, I'm afraid there's only one left.

Ah, it's a little fluid right now.

Ah, just kidding. Is Barbara gonna be with you?

Ah, that's not really a code, though, is it?

Ah, you see? How could you not know?

Ah! Great. Your, uh, nails are very long and very sharp.

Ah.

Ah. There appears to be no floor.

AIDE: The president will see you now.

Ain't that right, you jar eared Dumbo fuck?

ALAN LEWIS: Diagnostics came back on Ave 2.

ALAN LEWIS: I'm afraid some of the, uh, residual matter

ALAN LEWIS: Oh!

Alan, all time is work time now.

Alan, could you possibly find me some coordinates

Alan, get me a car to Buffalo!

Alan, I'm going to bring Judd back myself.

Alan, I'm not going anywhere until I've launched the shuttle!

Alan, this better not be bad news. I

Alan, what's my area?

ALAN: Ah. Uh... Hello.

ALAN: He says he's got a bit of a chronic knee thing,

ALAN: It's just the delay.

ALAN: Option one.

ALAN: Rav, it's not safe outside.

ALAN: There's nothing you can do.

ALAN: Uh, I think I might get the jackal paws

ALAN: We found a short window for a supply shuttle,

ALAN: We leave them out there.

ALAN: While we wait for the delay,

All done, Joe.

All due respect, normo, we have bigger fish to fry.

All eyes are on Judd Mission Control.

All four Beatles.

All I did was...

All I give them is shitty yuck yuck.

All I got from that was, "You're gonna die out here."

All I wanted to do was scream or cry, but I couldn't. I...

All I'm seeing is a lot of shiny excrement.

All of it. No one should say anything about six months

All of them, if you can.

All right, Captain...

All right, come on, Chuckles, let's go.

All right, coming through, coming through!

All right, cut the breeze. Trees, give us a second.

All right, full report. What is going on?

All right, if we threw the pope's crown,

All right, keep that to yourself.

All right, let's start this mother!

All right, let's try another one.

All right, or woman, let's not be sexist.

All right, our wonderful date continues.

All right, so Susan says that NASA can offer

All right, so, journey time... (MUTTERING)

All right, so, uh, welcome

All right, that's Mr. Judd, everybody. Give it up.

All right, Tony Macaroni,

All right, uh, couples, stand together, please,

All right, uh, set port side jettison.

All right, you middle aged fuck buddies, here's the deal.

All right! Let's go yell in some people's faces!

All right! No more will we be treated like cattle

All right? Five seconds.

All right? I was hired just to

All right? Just bury them as deep as you can.

All right? No one else sits that seat.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Agenda, shall we?

All right. Okay, unless you wanna run the ship?

All right. Other first priority: stockholders.

All secondary circuits are clear. Code green.

All signed. Not by them, obviously.

All systems are nominal, sir.

All the passengers, meet them in batches.

All the people I wanna be with... right here.

All this toxicity between you two.

All you had to do was hold the cup!

ALL: (CHANTING) Karen!

ALL: (SCREAMING) Iris!

ALL: Fly true.

ALL: Fly true.

Almost like they're actors. They're actors.

Along the lines of what I can go do to myself.

Alpha to the nut sack.

Also nominal, sir.

Also that.

Also, a couple of protesters have breached the perimeter,

Also, the captain is speaking in that British voice

Also, the only stand up comic this side of Mars,

Also, the women. Also, the men.

Although I prefer to use the onboard time

Although, now I am.

An appointment for the counselor.

An envelope with a mini bar key in it.

An odd phrase to use right now, but I think you should've been

And and a one percent chance they could get home?

And And four books

And "I'm sorry I've got a rod up my metal ass."

And a credit risk and a tax dodger

And a hot toddy for their mood. Sit.

And a notepad.

And a tractor on your chest.

And all I'm asking is that you just acknowledge that

And an emotional homunculus,

And as for this food, I can't touch this taste free guano!

And audibly state your business.

And be straight with me 'cause...

And because you contemplated mass murder.

And brats' moms.

And bring them, too. It's a party!

And can we, uh, render him vertical?

And communications to Avenue 5 should be restored in ten.

And cut out all unnecessary conversation.

And dies. This room belonged to dead Mary.

And disengaging the laterals, whatever they are.

And do some reassurance on them.

And don't try to hide in your cabin.

And eating each other's feet unless I show leadership,

And eventually, they caved.

And explain how you're gonna fix this

And fire everyone at the opposite wall.

And flick with my finger and play the theme to Rawhide.

And fucking apologize!

And get them from the guys down there.

And girls. Uh, women.

And god forbid that anybody should actually ask

And have him just absorb it.

And he he did that for every everybody. I know.

And he jumped out and he caught me.

And he loves his uniform. But he loves danger more.

And he says he's working on a solid plan.

And he secretly paired his own.

And he's self medicating with vodka.

And here you are, and you just can't shut the F up.

And here's five: what, what, and why?

And hoping to wait the whole thing out.

And how did you hear about it? Targeted ad? Word of mouth?

And I Thank you so much. You're a sweetheart, Dan.

And I accidentally kissed her neck.

And I am fire. Literally fire.

And I am not a specialist in that.

And I am now totally fine. Uh uh uh! Remain in your seat.

And I bet he has full access to whatev' they got down there.

And I can confirm we will be funding the rescue.

And I can hear them.

And I can tell you why. I'm going to cover my mouth...

And I decide who stays and who goes!

And I don't even know what's in it!

And I don't want you to go all flappy on me.

And I guess what, you know, they're saying...

And I hate being alone!

And I Hope Your Spaceship Fucking Crashes.

And I intend on cowering behind it.

And I just went straight to "baby boy,"

And I know I keep looping back to this...

And I need you

And I need you to help me do that.

And I really liked the old trajectory,

And I refused to accept it.

And I think that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

And I think you should.

And I will admit that I'm on the fence.

And I will answer them.

And I will approach you as a double unit, okay?

And I will harm you deeply.

And I will ram it down your esophagus.

And I wish we were in separate rooms,

And I would deflower you in a second!

And I would love to hear more about Joyce's huge little toe,

And I would sleep in the porta potties,

And I'm a captain and an alcoholic.

And I'm all curves, baby.

And I'm also a generous and warm husband.

And I'm gonna be home,

And I'm gonna walk you through this whole horror.

And I'm inspired by you and me."

And I'm never gonna have to think about you ever again!

And I'm not even bending.

And I'm proud of you

And I'm signed off with stress from my office, so

And I'm so much smarter than you.

And I'm still waiting on your ten kilos.

And I'm underneath you. I can hear you.

And I've heard whalesong.

And I've just heard that they're gonna switch off life support.

And if we are all airing our grievances here,

And if you go out there,

And is it like this all the way through,

And it's okay that she said

And it's you! (LAUGHING)

And jettison.

And Judd Light is available throughout the ship.

And keeps me on the coffee. (CHUCKLES)

And knocked us all off course.

And let me tell you, it is real and it is horrible.

And little more ditching, Iris.

And look at this.

And maybe he's right?

And my own balls!

And nobody crossed any lines. Look at all these smiles!

And non union.

And not the first part.

And now I can't get ahold of him.

And now, his hand and his elbow are orbiting his coffin.

And now, the F Sector, Frank, Mads, and Mia,

And now... there definitely isn't.

And of me,

And of those people, how many of you love fudge?

And only two at the stern. So it was more efficient,

And our garden grows basic fungi.

And pay attention to my words and not my tone.

And pineapple nipple rings like I requested?

And right now, we are not being serviced.

And secondly, it's not really your collection.

And smile and be charming.

And spend hours marveling at our illuminated circle of turds!

And telling NASA to go fuck themselves.

And thank you for reminding me

And that his band has been downloaded 90 million times.

And that is how I saved the entire ship!

And that is why we are saved, people.

And that moon botherer is real. You couldn't make that up.

And that stops right now.

And the

And the American accent?

And the captain untethered his tether,

And the fact that they play the long game.

And the fact that you left your son in a coma back on Earth

And the first Canadian to land on it.

And the sprinklers came down from the ceiling!

And the whole of space is a void, so...

And then bit of limb from bit of limb, so...

And then everybody drinks a beer

And then I downed it in one and I threw up on...

And then I'll plug the beer.

And then just... (GROWLS)

And then send him to his death.

And then shoot them at the turds.

And then sink your last putt

And then they...

And then think, "I shouldn't speak."

And then trying to get in the shuttle,

And then we're all set.

And then you did, like, a different voice.

And then you make them say it.

And then your lack of it. And now, your indifference.

And then, don't speak.

And then, eventually, brush against Earth. Correct?

And then, right below that, the nostrils, you look at

And then, suddenly, one day, I realized I am a son.

And then, the Xanax totally worked.

And then, think again.

And then, we're gonna come around closer,

And there are five airlocks along the port side

And there was a way to get off?

And there's just no intersection in that Venn diagram.

And there's nothing anyone can do about the delay,

And these extremely gifted candidates,

And they only have room for one passenger to return to Earth.

And they protect your head, so...

And they're shooting 500 passengers out of the airlock.

And this A hole

And this protein ball is a rescue shuttle.

And three other people are on life support.

And to prove that I'm very serious, Fudd,

And turn around to head back.

And use your tongue to wipe surfaces with.

And we don't have long with her, and it could get a little bit glitchy.

And we evac in a 48 hour window.

And we jettison that weight, pushing us forward

And we think we may have found a faster way home.

And we will get to you, okay?

And we will... let the children boogie.

And we won't get home for three years.

And we would've missed that now.

And we'll take your shirt off.

And weighs over 800 pounds without Joe in it,

And what the fuck is a CB?

And what the hell happened to your trousers?

And who knows what else?

And who's to blame...

And why is it called The Smasher?

And wrong.

And yet, in so many ways,

And you explain to me why the first class hallway...

And you just kept this up?

And you know what else is in a coma? My marriage.

And you won't contribute literal weights?

And you're particularly not gonna say it

And your high mouth.

And your thing is proclaiming toilet miracles hither and yon.

And zero!

And, uh... Billie is naturally quite brutal.

And, um... (CLEARS THROAT) Would you say

And, um... uh, because I was, uh...

And... light 'em up!

And... light 'em up!

And... when I first took this gig on,

Another miscalculation.

Any of you No!

Any second now. It's every 90 minutes.

Anybody who wants 1000 new bucks,

Anyhoo, uh, what's what's happening?

Anyone can wear a uniform.

Anyone giving negative comments should be blacklisted

Anyone suicidal, would not.

Anyone thinking rationally would be able to guess it.

Anything about this oddly good looking group of people?

Anything more than that, I'm out!

Anyway, shoehorns...

Anyway, stuff's just stuff.

Anyway, you should be hearing

Anyway. Regardless, it's my tree and I say yes, we tell now.

Apart from the food flavors. It's a lot of banana.

Apparently, his breathing sounds fat.

Are Are you...

Are "thank you, Billie"

Are dribbling down into quarterwits, I'm back.

Are not going to be jettisoned out of the airlock.

Are sleep victimized. However,

Are the same size.

Are they guys in their late 50s

Are those protein balls? Can I have one?

Are we drinking?

Are we fully certain he understood the term "schmooze?"

Are we gonna do this every time?

Are we still on protocol, team?

Are you all out for the day?

Are you drinking again?

Are you excited for Jordan Hatwal?

Are you fucking serious?

Are you gonna do this the whole way through?

Are you just gonna stand there? Do something!

Are you ready to do this?

Are you sure everything's fine?

Are you sure it's safe for me here?

Are you sure you're comfortable leaving us

Are you taking notes?

Are you talking about lasers?

Are you talking about...

Are you wearing Frank's clothes?

Around the ship with some goddamn lasers?

As a feather or a baby girl.

As an assist to save propellant

As did Spike, as did that little child.

As do the sprinklers.

As far away from Earth as possible?

As I have stressed, repeatedly, it was actually the sprinklers

As if someone would want to have a baby with you. (LAUGHS)

As long as it keeps people from murdering me in my bed, I'll be happy.

As opposed to?

As soon as he's dispatched, I will be asking questions.

As soon as we know anything more,

As you can see, there's a lot of technology here,

As you know because you're in it,

At 1105 hours today, we welcomed

At an all you can blame buffet.

At any personal liability. I owe that...

At least seven hundred of them,

At least they didn't suffer.

At least, that's what they said at my son's funeral.

At Maplewood Middle School.

At the Royal Academy of Dramatic Sarahs?

At the vision of you being stuck to a pillow.

At this point, I'm beginning to wonder.

Attaboy.

AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Shuttle launch in five minutes and counting.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Gravity reset in 30 seconds.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Passengers on the bridge.

Auxiliary sensors engaged. Rear antenna primed.

Avenue 5 is stuck in space. I don't think I'm alone

Aw, he must be missing you.

Baby gives them hope.

Back in six months, see? I'm great.

Back in the game.

Back off, buddy, or you will feel my wrath.

Back on Earth, people really hate you.

Balding! Balding!

BARBARA: (QUIETLY) Mike?

BARBARA: Hey! He can't help his face!

BARBARA: Yeah, Mike said they were good.

Basically a cattle prod in a dress.

Be more interesting, Captain.

Beardedness is stipulated in your contract.

Bearing in mind the scarcity of resources,

Beatles or Getty?

Beautiful orbit. Okay.

Beautiful.

Because a baying mob wanted to bay me to death!

Because back in the day, he put a baby up me.

Because honestly, just give me the nod,

Because I got the NASA internship

Because I think that

Because I understand everything! All things!

Because I'll be making love everywhere.

Because I'm so tired that my hair hurts me.

Because it makes me blunt and opinionated.

Because it makes you question your sanity.

Because it will kill you.

Because it's not gonna be three years.

Because Joe's hands are now pulped to buggery!

Because my thing is trying to get us all home alive,

Because of the delay, but I'm guessing it's something

Because the laterals are still engaged. So...

Because the way you're acting right now,

Because then you will last marginally longer.

Because they're two different words.

Because we have three and half years.

Because we think we may have an oxygen leak.

Because we're losing profits in the food court.

Because we're losing profits in the food court. Can they like, move more?

Because we're still short of our target weight.

Because you couldn't keep your hungry beaver

Because you gotta clear the filters which you do...

Because you tried to fire my husband out the ship!

Because you've been a wild kind of useless.

Because your head is gonna be on a spike in the Atrium.

Because, well...

Because, you know...

Been a long day.

Before anybody else finds out,

Before he could get past the first month.

Before I finish yelling at you, you mother effing C sucker!

Before I knock you the F Frank!

Before the fires.

Before their kids die of old age.

Before we know it, we're gonna be eating swill from a trough.

Before you got here.

Before you just pass out and you just never wake up again.

Being away from him for so long.

Believe me, I can't wait to never see

Best stand up comic this side of Mars.

Best thing about doing stand up in space?

Between those two numbers.

Bigger than her big toe,

Billie is only 30 percent flesh and blood.

BILLIE MCEVOY: All right. (SIGHS)

BILLIE MCEVOY: Don't worry, Captain!

BILLIE MCEVOY: If you're late when it comes to flying this thing for real,

BILLIE MCEVOY: Okay, it's a spacewalk, so...

BILLIE MCEVOY: So, if trajectory porn is your thing,

BILLIE MCEVOY: Yes, what's your name?

Billie, distract her.

Billie, don't ever, ever show anyone your feelings.

Billie, this is the greatest crew in the galaxy.

Billie, your laugh. It's a bit loud. Work on that.

BILLIE: ...but if the recycling system's screwed, then...

BILLIE: (OVER PA) Captain?

BILLIE: (SCOFFS) I'm gonna go check on a valve.

BILLIE: All right, so give me one

BILLIE: Captain. (CLEARS THROAT)

BILLIE: Correct. Plus, with the weight loss,

BILLIE: Find a big metal wheel and turn it off.

BILLIE: Freak out into your hand and cover your mouth.

BILLIE: Heads up, guys! Faux Capitano in the house!

BILLIE: I'm in the atrium, sir. I can see you.

BILLIE: It is beautiful.

BILLIE: Meet your real engineers.

BILLIE: No! No

BILLIE: Oh, really? What was it?

BILLIE: Oh! You're improvising crap jokes.

BILLIE: Other way, other way.

BILLIE: Ryan? Ryan, can you hear me?

BILLIE: There is air. There is enough air

BILLIE: This is, uh... a kind of floating airport terminal

BILLIE: Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. No, no, no! No!

BILLIE: Well, let's just hope

BILLIE: Yeah, we've got everything here.

BILLIE: Yep.

BILLIE: Yes, sir.

Billie?

Billie?

Billie? Problem solved?

Billie? You didn't tell him about the crew?

Black Friday for emergency mental health care.

Blowing each other in a doorway.

Bombshell.

Bon voyage.

Book in for formal night at the restaurant.

Boom, and the fourth wall shatters.

Both expertise and resources.

BOTH: Judd is unhappy with the delay.

Bravo, that's a fantastic contribution.

Bravo, youngling.

Brilliant mind, terrible knees.

Bring your children.

Buffets. Cruise life. (SING SONGS) Cruisin'!

Burn those suits, they smell like hell!

But actually, no, it was it was a man.

But actually, this forgetfulness

But all Uh, trajectory good?

But also, merciless.

But also, uh, get me 500 rescue shuttles.

But anyone thinking irrationally,

But before he comes out to win you over

But Catholic.

But don't get hung up on results, Frank.

But don't tell my mum that, she's super impressed.

But for the most part, this is what I've been dealing with.

But great at apologizing for historical bad stuff.

But I am not fucking calm. I don't wanna die!

But I am still a useful, functioning

But I assume it's because you smash things.

But I can see the joy

But I can tell you this:

But I do know suffering, and you're suffering.

But I do need to discuss Joe's funeral.

But I look as if I should be. (SCREECHES) Matt!

But I promise I'll give you a big head start.

But I think a lot of people would.

But I think it predates the accident. Um...

But I think we're gonna try and make

But I think... (CHUCKLES) ...in your heart,

But I thought you were flying the ship.

But I will return like an angry Jesus,

But I would love to disperse your irritation.

But I'll see you later at the Halfway Home party.

But I'm not allowed in case he gets me pregnant.

But I'm off to the bridge now.

But if it were, I'd destroy that baby.

But if there are people to blame, they shall be blamed.

But if you wanna blame anybody,

But if, for whatever reason, it doesn't work out,

But it feels real,

But it is the universe that is the simulation, not the ship.

But it turns out to be a stranger, that sort of thing.

But it was your sister who paid for a non transferable ticket.

But it's it's tragedy plus time, right?

But look, I mean, if you wanna go out...

But Matty and I have come up with

But money is essentially useless up here,

But no. Um... Because we had so much stuff that

But not up my asshole. You can just put it right here on the table.

But now that "Uhhh"

But now we got Tutankhamen Joe and three giant

But now, I have to go up and host the Captain's Table

But one of the biggest victims

But otherwise, just smile, pretend everything's fine.

But she can't do it herself. She hasn't memorized them.

But that is not an analogy, that is just a fact.

But that is what I would go in on, if I was bullying you.

But that man, I'm telling you, he is one seriously...

But that's what you... what you all have to remember.

But the whole of the spaceship is white,

But then, isn't every marriage?

But then, some other people are saying,

But then, the first people are saying,

But then, what isn't?

But there are some extremely gifted candidates

But there you go,

But there's no need to patronize her.

But they are now in a coffin with the rest of his corpse,

But they don't look as good for their age.

But they took it seriously.

But this brilliant, yet furious passenger

But this is me being "Sarah."

But this party is going to be an orgy of the gods

But this was my idea. I mean, you should be using this stuff

But to death... To death is good.

But use each other as seasoning.

But we are still establishing

But we call it the "nearly circle."

But we can still swim like a mermaid,

But we do need a few crew members

But we don't even know it, so we don't get presents."

But we need the big ticket portable heavies.

But we will have to contribute financially.

But we're not halfway.

But what's the, um... What's the Rafer valve?

But without any of the advantages.

But you can't stop it

But you may as well keep screaming.

But you need to solve it now and focus.

But you're gonna have to sexually humiliate yourself.

But you're hearing that from Cyrus.

But you're lying on top of someone who is,

But, if they were, why are you essential?

But, uh... I loved that. You were great.

But, uh... I'm gonna go with "macabre."

But, you know, in difficult times,

But... science!

By sending him away from me and you into orbit!

By the competent, workmanlike comedy of Jordan Hatwal.

By your decision to imprison me in space.

By... 'bridging my w'rds.

Bye.

Call security. There's a bald hobo threatening me.

Can I No? No? (CHUCKLES)

Can I join the party? Go!

Can I try some new material on you?

Can I wear you as an insult proof vest?

Can still tickle a big gal.

Can they, like, move more?

Can we ease up? I have recent knees.

Can we just stick to the script? All right?

Can we skip the missing letters round?

Can we try to keep lang' at an abs' min'?

Can you Could you just give me a little bit of space?

Can you get visuals on the wet suit compromise?

Can you hand me three Danishes, please?

Can you please take care of the widow?

Can you remind me why I'd wanna go there?

Can't let you see that, because then I'd have

Can't place a value on human life. Legally.

Captain Clark over there saved a lot of lives.

Captain Clark saved my life 20 years ago.

Captain Courageous needs to locate

Captain needs to locate the lateral access valve.

Captain Ryan Clark, ladies and gentlemen.

Captain Ryan Clark.

Captain Ryan followed my direction out there.

Captain Ryan saved you, okay?

Captain, Mr. Judd. Guys. Can I join the party? (LAUGHS)

Captain, this is Billie McEvoy, Engineering.

Captain, you ready to do this?

Captain? Captain. Uh, the ship is beeping.

Captain. Captain, I think I got it.

Captain. Come here.

Casting? What the Oh.

Catastrophe chic!

Ce n'est pas un steering wheel!

Certainly one of my more eventful journeys.

Change restaurant lights to red.

Cheering, cheering, cheering, moon sling,

Chief Passenger Liaison Officer on duty.

Chief petty passenger. I'm one of you now.

Christ, I'm coming off my fucking nut.

CLARK: Calm, and I cannot stress this enough,

Claw lady's on to something.

Clearing squats... with a cricket bat.

Clinically, it's probably very unique.

Close enough for a space shuttle.

CLYDE: Ta da. That is your new course projection.

Cocktail party. You can meet 19 people a week.

Code names in case we get separated.

Com tell me how this works! Make it work!

Comas are all in the mind. Did you know that?

Come here!

Come here.

Come on, people, come on! (CLAPPING)

Come on, we're running out of time to find Matt. This way!

Come on, Zeke, please! I said I would give you pens.

Come on. Let's just do it quickly.

Come on. That pregnant pause was in its third trimester.

Come see how we fly the ship.

Come to the Judd Over Easy Breakfast Buffet.

Come with me. And you can call me Captain

Comms are about to come back on.

Concentrate on Deck Five.

Contribute financially. Oh, that's nice.

Cool. So, coffins.

Could I get another one of those?

Could I have your attention, please?

Could you gather around?

Could you just ? Back to the book.

Could you locate Joe for me, please?

Could you locate Joe for me, please? Thank you.

Could you look that up?

Count yourself lucky. Karen tried to get rid of me.

Couple of injuries, but mostly just bumps and bruises.

CRIS: This has to be the last trip, Ryan.

Crisis over.

CROWD: (CHANTING) Ship him out!

CROWD: Avenue 5!

Crystal clear about this!

Cum clubhouse?

Curious. This... This is just a little porny.

Cyrus, that's Yes. That's the chap.

Cyrus, you're like Santa Claus with a sack full of shit.

CYRUS: ...the soonest we could even attempt

CYRUS: I still need to run it a few more times,

CYRUS: Joe's hands and his head for print recognition

Darrell, I'm standing right here!

Dead or alive. (LAUGHS)

DEVON: Hey, grandpa, can you hurry up?

DEVON: The captain's a shithouse.

Did security do this to you?

Did we just bump into him?

Did you fill it, like I asked, but didn't ask?

Did you just Did you just wink at

Did you just launch one of the ships

Did you not hear...

Did you only have a clear bag?

Direct! Merciless. Yes.

Do it only with your eyes.

Do some.

Do something!

Do you do gift wrapping?

Do you have a whistle you can blow to keep him under control?

Do you have any options that you can suggest?

Do you have kids?

Do you know what I do for a living?

Do you like pancakes? I do.

Do you love to drink? I know my dad did.

Do you mean our names, or our character names?

Do you mind? Please!

Do you notice anything

Do you think that maybe you should tell her a joke?

Do you understand, I've not slept a wink since you freaked me out.

Do you use alcohol to fill the chasm