Adventure Time - Season 9 Edit

A be wudda wa?

A book called "The Enchiridion."

A cloud restroom

A food critic.

A haircut

A haircut?

A lady touched me!

A long time ago, you and I were... colleagues.

A nerdless world is the best kind of world!

A nerdless world is the best kind of world!

A penguin

A plan where nothing that happens here matters

A pure candy elemental

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Aah! No!

Aah! Oh, my side.

Aah! Step off, Lady.

Aah! Stop having fun!

Aah! We're trapped!

About Patience's spell

Abracajamiel can do the splits.

Achoos Goose

After all, you've been through a lot of changes yourself.

Ah

Ah, back in my old basement, where it all began

Ah, well

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahhhhh!

All day long you've been telling me what to do

All four zones without a scratch.

All right, men, we need ideas for how to breach that dome

All right, you're all done, Mr. Mertens.

All right.

All this chaos and mayhem is just..

All this elemental stuff happened

All we needed was... a little patience

ALL: S'more!

ALL: Smash the nerds! Smash the nerds!

ALL: What?! Marceline!

ALL: 🎵 I'm in love with you 🎵

ALL: 🎵 Keep the love light glowing 🎵

Although a little mangy.

And a bucket of sweet juicy caramel

And also, I'm tired.

And bound myself

And doesn't see his friends.

And doing way better without you

And don't drop your phone into Fire Kingdom, dummy

And draw some elves and stuff.

And emotional growth.

And emphasize what's flattering about your shape

And everyone I love is doomed

And grasping and grappling,

And Hot Blob Princess are about to skate

And I am worthy of respect

And I was like, "These are my people!"

And I'll be able to fix everything

And I'm in control of my emotions

And I'm Nectr, the little robot!

And I'm really proud of that friendship

And I'm taken!

And I'ma murder you for funs!

And if not for Jake, do it for me

And it is going to blow your..

And Lady is made out of taffy or something!

And Marceline and everyone else?

And my lizard brain put out bad vibes?

And never be the guy with no phone, Finn

And no one can see my cool outfit

And now the fire guys are attacking the Candy Kingdom

And now we're up here, and we can't do anything to help.

And rescue my new pal, Weird Lady.

And slime

And Slime Princess has never been slimier.

And sneak into the ice fortress without being ice detected.

And sometimes there's also a new strip mall or something.

And start senselessly attacking

And strike like a mighty scorpion!

And that's totally on them.

And the only thing we do when we hang is fight

And the winner is...

And then give a couple tugs on the skyhooks!

And then Life Giving Magus checked an even darker..

And then the moisture helps grip the corner of the page

And there is one artifact

And they ran off together. The end.

And they're stripped of their skating rights!

And this place is a toxic aggro machoscape.

And this word search is way too hard!

And turned Mommy and Daddy into something... different

And wait for Ice King and Betty to look for us.

And we're the ones losing our marbles.

And when I come back, the place is burned to the ground

And you stretch us on out of that bod.

And you won't exist!

And you would give me books because you had a subscription

And you'll be back to normal like a windowpane.

And, LSP, this part is very, very important..

And, okay, say I'm wrong about being dead

And, they've got pictures of your best friend on them!

Another Enchiridion from Farmworld Dimension

Any one element, it's the force that

Anyways, it was then that I really got into bird watching

Are we going splitsies?

Are we in...

Are we wrasslin'? Fun!

Are you being digested in there?

Aren't you?

As always, the prize is absorption

As for color, for a first suit,

At an ice cream store, and I get someone to cover my shift,

At least now he's helping people

Attention, super cool party people!

Avoid the Ice Kingdom peeps

Aw, I can't take all the credit. It's all thanks to my skyhooks

Aw, it's hopeless.

Aw, man!

Aw, she seems a lot cooler than we are

Bah bam!

Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam

Because everything will... ends

Because everything's candy.

Because I acted selfishly.

Because I love it!

Because they took everything I said the wrong way.

Becoming a crazy, fiery bad boy

Before he discovers the crown

Before the candy curse became permanent.

Being stuck on a cloud isn't so bad.

Being with you is like looking at my old life

Best friends gang, retreat!

BETTY: Finn!

Big Baby root beer? No one buys this brand

Bingo!

Bird friend! (LAUGHS)

Blast him!

Blechfast Princess, Bileberry Princess,

BMO would know

Bogo! You remember him? Lead the way, Bogo!

Boi oi oi oing.

Book a Day?

Boy, did I fail deep

Boy, was I ever getting sick of bein' a cloud!

Brr!

Brr.

Brrr! It's a lot colder now, too

But also, we lost Finn to the flames of war!

But don't worry, I've got a new plan

But even though I shoplifted this super cool outfit,

But everything else is weird.

But first, we have to crack through

But guess who's going on a date tonight!

But I lack field experience!

But I say, "Why not?"

But I would never ever let you down, so I'm sending Gunter.

But I'm the plucky underdog!

But if you and Betty are cool now,

But if you get an appy or a dessert, it's on you

But it just hasn't been happening

But none of them came

But now I'm fine!

But now that you're here,

But people just forget to invite you to things

But that doesn't mean I'm happy with the way things are going.

But the others didn't want to play with me

But the rest of the kingdom is lost

But the spell worked too well.

But we haven't gone through any portals

But we're the only sane people left

But what happened to Betty?

But when you puzzle it out,

But you know what I've been thinking?

But you've been coming in my shop for almost 20 years

But, Mama, I am normal!

But..

By, like, thousands of wizards?

Can not quit

Can the dog do something about this?

Can you turn this off and we can talk, maybe?

Can't go around it, got to go through it.

CANDIES: Sours get the tower! Sours get the tower!

Candy,

Candy...

Caramel Crunch Pies?

Carroll!!

Carroll!?

Challenges my old team, The Stupids,

Cheer up, Finn

CINNAMON BUM: Hyah!

Cinnamon Bun

Clam your face, you noid!

Clam your face, you noid!

Classic street slime rules..

Cloud Kingdom.

Cloud with a small door, Jake!

Clutch

Code mapping, penguin napping, co mingling with magic,

Come here.

Come in. Come in

Come on, guys

Come on, guys. Come on, guys.

Come on, Jake. Come on, Jake.

Come on, Jake. Just stop thinking about it.

Come on, Jake. Let's go see Bubblegum.

Come on, Jake. That's kind of weird, right?

Come on, man. We haven't done this since we were kids.

Comin' in

Cool

Cool boy says what?

Cool boy!

Cool.

Cool. Bring me a snackie

Cool. Now where do I come in?

Curse these superior genes!

Dang it, Finn.

Dang, Lady. Calm down

Dang.

Dang. Just look at these ding dongs

Did I secretly want that to happen?

Die in a ditch.

Ding ding.

Ding dong

DJ Plop... DJ DJ Plop Drops!

Do you do squats?

Do you spurn my fluids?

Do you want to come with us? We're on a secret mission

Does everything seem..

Doesn't make any sense

Dog. Dog. Dog

Don't forget Ice King!

Don't fret

Don't look

Don't make me

Don't talk that way about the skyhooks!

Don't torture yourself

Don't worry, Finn.

Don't worry, Jake! I vow to get you back in shape

Don't worry, my children

Don't worry, Sweet P

Don't you get it? I'm worried, too.

Don't you want to see FP?

Dramatic boys.

Dude, face the other way!

Dude, it's getting away

Dude, when did you guys turn into candy?

Dude...

Easy

Eee

Eeh!

Eh, it'll work out somehow

Eh, it's fine

Eh, you get used to it, though.

Either way, it's up to us to save the day

Elemental, Elemental

Em Em Em Embarrassing!

Emergency!

Enough calm!

Enough of your mind games!

Enough to cast the strongest flame shield to protect you

Even if I have to put you in the ground.

Everyone else is sad and kind of empty.

Everyone I know is spazzing out on each other.

Everyone is not dead. It's much worse

Everyone just stop fighting!

Everyone leaves except me.

Everyone looking at me, saying things like,

Everyone slept on that

Ew

Exactly what we need to do to repair Ooo

Excuse me

Feels weird

Fern?

Fern?!

Fight me, nerd!

Fight, fight, fight.

Fight, fight..

Finally a legit plan.

Find the Ice King!

Finn loves me.

Finn, I want to leave! Wrap that up.

Finn, it's me, I'm saving your tight butt!

Finn, no!

Finn, stop.

Finn, wait for me!

Finn, wait!

Finn, you gotta see this.

FINN: Huh?

FINN: Thanks

Finn!

Finn!

Finn!

Finn!

Finn!

Finn!

Finn! The duck found a secret tunnel!

Finn?

Finn?

Finn?

Finn? Jake?

Fire Finn rules!

FIRE FINN: Rah! (SWORD SWINGS)

Fire Kingdom rules!

Fire Wyatt's still in the game.

Fire,

Fire, Ice, Candy, Slime and..

First up..

First up...

First, we just need to retrieve the three royal jewels

Fix it, don't fix it..

Fix what now?

Fixed 'em? But they're your friends!

Flambo, you used to be about the laughs.

FLAMBO: Hey, yous mugs.

Flambo? Are you still normal?

FLAME CROWD: (CHANTING) Nerds, nerds, smash the nerds!

FLAME CROWD: Smash the nerds!

Flame Princess is the dragon!

Focus, Finn.

For a buncha years?

For Ooo!

Forces of Ooo..

From the crowns of the elemental princesses

FUN: Hmm.

Gee, who sneezed in your corn flakes?

Get a whiff of this

Get out of here!

Get out of my way, Lady

Get ready to plop drooop!

Getting there took a lot of trust building

Give it!

Give me the Slime jewel

Give me them jewels, Finn. We're out of time.

Give me them jewels, Finn. We're out of time.

Give me, give me, give me

Give me... that... jujubee!

Go away!

Go get him, boy!

Go get it!

Gonna get that jewel!

Good night, my skookie wooks.

Good thinking

Good tidings to you, my friends.

Goodbye, boys! It's better this way!

Goodbye, Ice King

Got any...

Got it!

Got to go back!

Gross.

Grrr! No more learning!

Gunter

Gunter, I have to go.

Gunter, you saved me!

Gunter?

Gunther, your ride is here

Ha ha, fine, I guess

Ha, ha, yeah! Why you worry so much, worry baby?

Ha! (SIGHS)

Hah... hah... yah.

Happy place!

Happy place!

Harness me, bro.

Has made you even more of a babe

Have some marshmallow, dude

Have you met Gunter?

He really wanted to meet you

He sees me as, like, a handsome older brother.

He was inside the lemon

He would..

He'll never leave here again.

He's gone. The fire has taken his mind

He's in flames, too.

He's probably having fun

He's somebody I knew a long time ago

Heh... hah...

Heh... hah... hah..

Hello, Simon

Hello!

Hello! It's me!

Hello?

Hello?

Her mom?

Her old boyfriend wanted to be with her again,

Her slime's tougher than it looks.

Her..

Here

Here, I bet this thing can help you

Here, take it, you cutie.

Here's 7 bucks

Here's some trail mix for the road!

Here's the best case scenario... My kids are candy zombies

Hey Jake, you were..

Hey, buddy

Hey, buddy, what are you doing out... uh...

Hey, Cloudy, what do you want to eat a smelly old dog for?

Hey, did you guys get haircuts?

Hey, do you wanna go on a date with me tonight?

Hey, guys! Guess who's back

Hey, I want some of that

Hey, I was just talking about you to my penguin.

Hey, I'm feeling some of my old zazzle

Hey, if you need help turning the pages, I'm your guy

Hey, Jake! It's not a toilet

Hey, lard, do you mind if I call you Cloudy?

Hey, lard! Lard!

Hey, let's glide down!

Hey, look at this fish

Hey, LSP, now that we've got the Enchiridion,

Hey, Michael! Let's get married.

Hey, roomie! I'm going out to pick up some magic ingredients

Hey, Slime Princess.

Hey, there's that cloud again

Hey, this is gonna work out somehow.

Hey, what's behind that door, huh?

Hey, why are you even up here?

Hey, you still into bird watching?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Turn around

Hey! You look like me!

Hey! You're meat!

Hey.

Hey.

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm, did you guys leave or something?

Hmm? What's that?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Okay, you're right. This is pretty freaky deaky

Hmph

Hoh

Hold on to me, bro!

Hold on, Jake.

Hold on. I got somethin' in the pack that'll help

Home always looks different after a long trip

Honestly, I could still see those two working out.

How are you going to fix him if you're a fire bozo?

How delightful.

How did you like your first taste of Ice King?

How do you make it bigger?

How're we gonna get down from here?! How?!

How's about if I make my suit a onesie?

How's it look?

Huh, that's weird

Huh!

Huh! Hold onto me

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? (GASPS)

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Where did the weird lady go?

Huh.

Hup

Hup!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

I ain't sweet!

I almost forgot!

I already saved your life, so quit telling me what to do

I always believe you when you use that voice.

I am

I bet it calms you the jibbs down

I can do a dragon. Look

I can feel my bones turning gummy!

I can fix you, too

I can stretch us down

I can tell when you got something on your mind.

I can use these jewels to make a portal

I can't go when I'm gliding.

I can't go with you looking at me

I can't. She's like family

I changed my mind

I could get into that.

I didn't like being ditched earlier,

I didn't say it because I didn't want to worry you

I do believe myself.

I do this thing where I lick my finger,

I don't care what it is, I got to go.

I don't care! Don't look in this direction!

I don't got no time for this nonsense!

I don't know about a second date, though

I don't know what I'm gonna do with this but, whatevs.

I don't think I can save the world on my own

I don't think this is a basement anymore.

I don't wanna be that guy

I feel a lot better now, thanks.

I feel great. It sure beats the sky

I feel just like Scheherazade.

I fixed 'em, obviously

I got burned

I got important news about Jake...

I got rage!

I got the jewel, but I lost Jake

I got to wait until I can go again

I got, like, the morals and the charisma and the good looks,

I gotta kiss my skyhooks good night.

I grabbed as many penguins as I could... one

I guess I don't fit in..

I guess Patience doesn't need your magic to sustain it.

I guess the worst part of all is..

I guess we must've broken off and floated away

I have distilled them into something monstrous

I have to hurry

I just saw this lumpalicious party,

I know how to turn pages, man

I know I can reason with her.

I know I'm just a humble scissors jockey,

I know I'm saying "Come on, guys" a lot

I know what we should do.

I know you won't hurt me, Gunter

I know! It's better

I like the pink

I lost it

I love it

I love you.

I made a real breakthrough.

I made these sweaters and earmuffs for you guys.

I may as well give in to it.

I meant all over the place.

I must have dozed off...

I never said that

I never thought I'd think of the old ice kingdom as cheerful

I only hear the drums of war

I planned this gorgeous ball and shrimp buffet

I really like how you decorated the place

I remember father made me stay at the table

I see you've been playing with matches.

I still didn't fit in.

I tell them what to do!

I think I'm okay with Candyworld

I think I've figured out

I think it's magnificent!

I think she might be an exotic bird.

I think they were trying to tell you...

I think what's bugging me is..

I think you might need to be the most you that you've ever been.

I think..

I thought I could do it, but I can't.

I thought of it in the bathroom

I try to keep my worries hidden, but where does that send them?

I used her as a magic battery to power my spell.

I used to have a lot of fear and sadness,

I was a graduate student!

I was just playin'

I was really scared when you left

I will send my joy out unto all of them.

I wish I could stay like this

I wonder if my roomie has any more

I wonder if the Enchiridion's been licked

I, uh, I guess I'm a special person

I'd hardly call this swaddling.

I'll drop it in a volcano before that happens.

I'll give her a good talking to.

I'll go find him

I'll stab you!

I'll talk her into next week

I'm a blossoming debutante on the war path.

I'm a loner now.

I'm a pure warrior with guns,

I'm a tough tranch!

I'm a woman! Ice Carroll!

I'm bringing you back, Bonnie

I'm connected to all candy

I'm doing something...

I'm fighting you!

I'm Fire Wyatt.

I'm freaking out, Jake. This place is weird

I'm going to start treating him as an equal

I'm gonna get the Fire jewel

I'm gonna go now. (CRYING)

I'm gonna let her do her

I'm gonna ruin your universe.

I'm gonna tear you apart if you did anything to hurt..

I'm having the slime of my life.

I'm human Finn

I'm in control, too..

I'm jacked

I'm just gonna take him anyway

I'm just tucking you in

I'm more of an aspiring hero than a real one

I'm not assimilating

I'm not LSP anymore. I'm LSP.

I'm not sticking around to see how this ends.

I'm proud of you, buddy

I'm really into skulls and old teeth in jars, too.

I'm sending you to your...

I'm Shelby the Worm..

I'm sorry

I'm sorry, but we don't need him anymore

I'm sorry, Finn

I'm sure this is all one of her experiments gone wrong

I'm the big brother, so I'm supposed to keep it together.

I've become what I was always meant to become...

I've been betrayed

I've been Betty trayed!

I've been trying to distract you from all this,

I've enjoyed just... just hanging out

I've got a good thing going on here

I've got fur.

I've got the loser sticks!

I've tried everything I can think of to make Simon remember

I've tried reprogramming... nnn your..

I've written just the ditty that'll cheer up anyone

ICE CARROLL: That's them!

Ice clops.

ICE KING: Check it out, LSP.

ICE KING: Skyhooks!

Ice King?

Ice King's ghosting, man. We gotta leave!

Ice,

If I don't, you'll die

If you can't run the saw, then stay out of my woodshed!

If you stray, you'll look like a fool

If you'll excuse me for a minute

If you're so upset about this, you should fix it.

In a minute.

In the Candy Kingdom?

In the old days, we would meet here,

In this crazy, mixed up world

In your hearts, you are all sweet

Instead of embracing their powers,

Instead of fixing Ooo,

Into the body of our bumpin' leader

Is everyone basically dead?

Is everyone in Ooo like a zombie?

Is influencing and attracting elemental magic

Is that...

Is there something I'm missing?

Is this about you ex?

Is this some kind of sick joke?

Is this the end?

Is this true, Goontz?

Isn't assimilation amazing?

It happens sooner than you think

It makes me feel like you can hear my most private business

It might be comfy,

It sounds depressing when you say it that way

It wasn't that great.

It won't do any good.

It'll calm you down.

It'll work out somehow

It's a real magic flying carpet.

It's a wizard fashion rule

It's another little cloud, but this one has a small door

It's Gunther.

It's impervious to my skyhooks,

It's like being at the bottom of an ocean

It's like being in a warm bath full of snot.

It's like I'm employee of the month

It's me, classic Ice King!

It's mostly all charges and frequencies.

It's no use, Finn.

It's not a sewer, but it will have to do.

It's okay. I know you don't remember me.

It's pretty, right?

It's saddening, it's maddening, and I'm rapping and... and..

It's so cool that you're inside our house

It's some kind of angler lard!

It's Super Bespoke Jacket Guy!

It's time to go professional

It's too sweet.

It's very important to pick a good, natural fabric

It's weird, but we've gotten out of weirder situations, right?

It's what everybody's been wondering

It's working

It's..

It's... gummy?

Jake

JAKE AND FINN: Sweet P, come back!

Jake could fit in anywhere

Jake is now part of my Ice Dominion

Jake was right. I feel great

Jake, hold on, buddy

Jake, how are you feeling?

Jake, look!

Jake, wake up!

Jake, why can't you just go while you're gliding?

Jake, you have an icicle

JAKE: Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!

JAKE: Heck, yeah! We're home.

Jake! I was talking about important stuff

Jake? Are you okay?

Jake? What's up with you?

Jake.

Jerks.

Just a little

Just be quick, man. Ooo needs us

Just have to stop thinking about it

Just listen to the beat of your hero heart.

Just relax, you'll be obliterated soon

Just sit tight there like a windowpane,

Just two more of these sweet princess jewels,

Just... shh! It'll be over in a second

Kill her

Kyah!

Lady Flameicorn knows only fighting

Lady Raini... er, Flameicorn. It's me... Finn.

Lemongrab's always been a weirdo

Lemonpink!

Let me show you.

Let me start at the beginning.

Let my impervious bod be your shield!

Let's blend in

Let's fix Ooo

Let's get to work!

Let's get you back to normal

Let's go take hot showers

Let's go to the living room

Let's run outside!

Let's work the problem

LIFE GIVING MAGUS: Yep!

Lights!

Like a hug that turns you into a hug