The Ghost and Molly McGee (2021) - Season 1 Edit

A double negative huh? Then no!

A Turnip Festival

Abracadabra! Ha ha ha!

Ah, well, come on, man. That's not gonna happen.

Ahh!

Ahh! Flow of Failed Phantoms!

Ahh! Okay!

Ahhh!

Almost like hate close‐up magic or something.

Always wanted to take that smug Perfektenborg down a peg or two

And a powerful stench only a father could love

And also, turnips!

And I will not be hurt again!

And I'm running out options

And McGee slips past the wet cardboard boxes...

And not just any Saturday. I have no plans!

And now to find out which town

And now, the Ghost Council doesn't have

And that ain't changing anytime soon!

And that'll bring tourists.

And the other,

And the winner is..

And they sure don't taste like much...

And tourists will bring...

Any excuse to send me away

Are you avoiding people or something?

As long as you do not hurt them

Assistant Mayor Goldie.

At the click of a button.

Aww, anything for you, buddy!

Because it was yours.

Because we will not ask you again.

Beenado!

Book a room for next year's Turnip Fest?!

Brighton Motor Lodge

Brighton was built on the back of the mighty turnip! [chomps]

Brighton, Brighton, Brighton..

Brighton's famous Turnip Tornados?

Buddy? Will you please eat all the bees?

But a turnip? No way!

But back in the day, it was a real hit!

But Brighton could be pretty happy

But festivals are risky

But I can honestly say it wasn't my fault.

But I did find your skunk!

But I'm so tired of writing about Perfektenborg.

But it still counts!

But magicians are just con artists who trick people!

But my tastebuds don't work so well any more

But no more! The next edition of Midwest Monthly will crown

But they're ours!

But we can't beat Perfektenborg with turnips!

But, Mom, they're attacking Pete!

Can I release the bee outside? Hmm...

Can only say yes!

Can you please... release it outside?

Can you taste how the freezer burn

Care to start the trashing?

Come back here, you little stinker

Come on, we have to help!

Come on, you know you want to...

Come on! Vera!

Constantly saying "Yes" like you all the time.

Dad, Dad! The whole town's here!

Did you say "Turnip Fest"?

Do it do it do it do it do it do it!

Do nothing today?

Do you accept our invitation?

Do you want some more?

Do your worst, bees!

Enter a literary world of pure imagination.

Er..

Eva Hernandez, Midwest Monthly

Ever. For the rest of eternity.

For once

For too long, Brighton has been counted out

G‐E‐ No time to spell it‐‐ Gotta go!

Geoff, this is getting serious

Geoff, you're a ghost

Get some new books,

Gonna have to close down this old place

Good to know I can always count on you

Great, then I'm gonna set a curse on us, Molly McGee!

Ha ha! I gotta go tell your mom the good news!

Ha ha! I knew you did!

Ha! [coughs]

Ha! And miss out on that new magazine smell?

Ha! Good one!

Ha! It worked!

Had their Krumcake Cookie Competition?

Has been named "Best of the Midwest"...

Has turnt up for turnips!

Hello, my favorite grandson!

Hello! Is eternity over yet?

Help! Help my baby Vera! She got out

Here I go...

Here she is: Midwest Monthly.

Here, let me help you.

Hey there, passerby!

Hey, Molly, can you not herd the bees together for me?

Hey, Scratch?

Hide until the curse wears off?

Hmm. Turnips are miserable

How very un‐Molly‐McGee‐ish of you

How would you feel if Brighton didn't get

I absolutely can. Just did.

I am not losing my best friend!

I can see the word working its way up!

I can't be the one to crush their dreams

I can't believe you'd use this curse against me

I decree: you are no, I am yes!

I don't like being bamboozled, Scratch!

I got too close to the turnip tornado machine!

I guess I had this comin'.

I have been waiting for this moment my entire afterlife!

I just feel bad about sabotaging the festival...

I just finished whipping up some gumbo

I know I shouldn't say this,

I know your game, presti‐digi‐faker

I love it, McGee!

I love turnips!

I mean, if I don't find a way to stop this Fest,

I mean, not for you, but for me‐‐ Ahh!

I mean, this place is as miserable as it gets

I see what you did there

I solved all your problems, buddy!

I will have no anti‐turnip talk in this office, McGee!

I'd like to begin with the food, then move onto the festivities,

I'll be judging "Best Fest of the Midwest

I'll give that a big yes!

I'm coming back for that pizza!

I'm gonna say‐‐ Oof.

I'm really starting to regret this whole curse

I'm sorry and I won't do it again!

I'm starting to see a loophole..

I'm too nervous. You do it

I've been cookin' up something... really miserable

I've waited four weeks for this!

If this festival is a success,

In America's Heartland

In not‐so‐Perfektborg!

In the Flow of Failed Phantoms. Forever

Is that a magazine, like, with staples?

It would be a shame if you had to join Sven

It wouldn't‐‐it wouldn't, like, crush your entire spirit, would it?

It's here! It's finally here!

It's Saturday!

It's the Flow of Failed Phantoms for me

Just chime in when you hear something you wanna do.

Just click this button and...

Just hiding from a swarm of bees in the house

Just let it out. Ooh.

Just make sure you... "turn up"!

Just, uh... taking the scenic route.

Kinda weave them in. They might look cool.

Let me help you out

Let us not...

Let's pretend. Spitballin', you know,

Look

Looks feral...

Lots of vacancies! Wide open!

Maybe saying no

Mingles with the actual burn?

Molly and Pete worked so hard

Molly! Get back! It's not safe.

Molly! Perfect timing!

Mr. Weird, or is it Larry? I don't know.

Ms. Eva Hernandez of Midwest Monthly Magazine,

Muah‐hah‐ha‐ha!

My misery numbers are gonna go through the roof!

Nice usage of "en‐happify."

Nnn...

No chores, no homework, no responsibilities!

No hurting bees!

No I will not

No worries, Scratch.

No, I'll do it. No, you do it

No!

No!

No! Don't! Geoff, wait!

No! Ha! That feels good!

No.

No. To all of that.

No... You do it

Nobody likes turnips!

Noooooo!

Not happy about eating bees, though.

Nothin' much, Grandma Nin

Now all you need to do is impress

Now excuse me, I'm needed at the Turnip Mascot contest.

Now it's time to...

Now, that's a festival I can "root" for!

Obviously, I love real magic.

Oh, but it would totally demolish Dad.

Oh, is Vera a skunk?

Oh, it's not true, Dad! Brighton's in the magazine..

Oh, Misery Levels have been on the rise in your town!

Oh, Molly, you've been asked a question

Oh, Molly! Let's switch!

Oh, Patty! Over here! Quick, before he asks me to pick a card!

Oh, Scratch, you're not in trouble

Oh, that wasn't a joke?

Oh, wow

Oh, wow. This really escalated while we were gone

Oh! [laughs]

Oh! Ahh!

Oh! Already finished?

Oh! I never get to do anything like this

Oh! Is it the ice cream truck?!

Okay, all we gotta do is win Best Fest.

Okay, I will admit the layout is very convenient.

Okay, I'll look

Okay, look, whatever I did wrong,

Okay, okay, let's test this out!

Okay, real quick: Do you want a pet skunk?

Okay, so I guess my answer is "No

Okay. But if I'm suffering, so are you‐‐

Okay. I mean, it's not gonna happen, but‐‐

Okay. Yeah. That's all right, Dad.

One of us can only say no

Oof!

Ooh, okay. Well, uh, I tried.

Ooh! Here we go!

Ooh! I think Brighton's got a real shot!

Ooh! Next we can go to the library,

Ooh! Ooh! Oh, my heels!

Ooh. Poor word choice.

Open the window!

Or "the opposite of no" all the time is too extreme

Our ad worked!

Perfect is in their name!

Perfect. Finally, we've figured out a good use for this curse!

Perfektborg wins every time!

Perhaps it was a bad idea

Pffft! That is a hard n‐‐

Please come.

Put your mother on!

Quick, cross the street

Rahh! Until midnight,

Remember what happened when Perfektborg

Right this way, Ms. Hernandez

Right, Assistant Mayor Goldie?

Right, Goldie? Oh, sorry.

Right, it's not gonna happen

Same. Sure would be nice to say..

Save yourselves!

Scandanavian Hospitality

Scratch, consider carefully

Scratch, do you want to..

Scratch, we need to talk.

Scratch! You caught the bee!

See, Dad? Midwest Monthly available

She's asking you if you want more

She's black and white and got a cute little fluffy tail!

She's making progress on the far turn...

So far, I'm loving this curse!

Sort of like how I..

Stay at the Brighton Motor Lodge!

Stupid turnips.

Sure

Sure, we haven't been able to fund Turnip Fest in decades,

Talk about dead in the water!

Tell me about it! We get it.

That ain't Vera.

That Brighton has ever seen!

That is not happening or my name is not

That is Peter's problem.

That Midwest Monthly reporter

That's a terrible way to go through life! Or death!

The "Best Fest in the Midwest" and it's going to be Brighton

The "Best Fest in the Midwest"?

The bee has summoned its swarm!

The Ghost Council is not playing around this time

The Motor Lodge is saved!

Their meatballs...

Then time and weather‐permitting, the fun

There'll be food! Fun! Festivities!

They can spread joy

They may not look like much,

They win everything!

They're gonna send me to the Flow of Failed Phantoms!

They're not as perfect as you think.

Things are really turning around for Brighton!

This is it, Molly!

This weekend, celebrate Brighton's tastiest treat!

To fill the piñata with turnips.

To join the Elite Ghost Society!

Tourist money!

Trapping me in the last seconds, McGee?

Turnip Fest!

Uh, hello, the library is that a‐way?

Uh, so you're antagonizing it with a broom?

Uh, yes, well, you know, I've been..

Uh‐huh. You want to..

Uh‐oh

Um, no. I think I'd get over it.

Um, we all agree that pushing the bees out with air

Very impressive work

Wait! Aren't you gonna help me find my Vera?

Wake up, Scratch!

Wanna french‐braid my hair?

Was a real turn down for business

We already have one.

We can't all be so positive,

We're gonna have the most Awesome Best‐Friends' Day

We're pleased with you!

We've got a bee in our home!

Well, actually, just half of Brighton..

Well, come on, Moll. Aren't you gonna eat it?

Well, I guess you'd like it then if you could only say yes?

Well, I'll just see you later, then.

Well, my eternity is ruined

Well, that was a delight.

Well, that's different, okay? Because yes is good!

Well... sure! Let me get my pen

Were a little dry this year.

What do you say? Should we go home?

What's going on?

What's going on?!

Whatcha looking for, Dad?

When did half count?

When you are right, you are right, Moll,

Which is absurd, because it is delightful.

Which is what you'd get if earwax became a vegetable.

Which is why we'd like to invite you

Which means more funds to en‐happify the town,

Whoa! Ow ow ow ow!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo! [laughs]

Whoo! Ice cream truck?!

Whoo‐hoo!

Whoo‐hoo!

Why are they wet? We won't ask!

Will you be my taste‐tester?

Will you join the Elite Ghost Society?

Winning us even more awards!

Wipe those "perfekt" smiles off their faces!

With a colossal screw‐up isn't so bad.

With next month's magazine.

Wizards and unicorns and stuff.

Won't give us bad luck, right?

Would you care to try one of

Would you hate it if you could only say no?

Would you like to see some magic?

Y‐‐ [strains]

Y‐‐

Yeah, but this is a festival about turnips!

Yeah, turnips are just potatoes that went...

Yeah. It did.

Yeah. Thanks. I guess.

Yes

Yes, Geoff. You can always count on me..

Yes, I agree

Yes!

Yes! I would be happy to!

Yes! I would love it!

Yes. I will... eat it. Now.

Yes. Look at Scary Sven. He never recovered

Yes. We've seen a rather disturbing trend of rising joy

You can't sting a gho‐‐

You cannot hurt bees! They are good luck!

You didn't hear it from me,

You got a better‐‐? Wait‐‐

You have to answer.

You know it feels good to do good?

You know you can read it way earlier online, right?

You know, sometimes being friends

You know, this is an Awesome Best Friends' Day!

You mean reverse the curse to the inverse? Do it

You think that sounds like fun?

You were holding that coin in your hand the whole time

You're asking me‐‐ Of course! What am I gonna say?!

You're working with the turnip,

Your misery numbers are frankly... miserable

‐ Nope! ‐♪ We're the ghost Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

‐ That's me! ‐ Well, that's she .

‐[buzzing] ‐Oh, they're everywhere!

‐[clicking] ‐[gasps]

‐[deflates] ‐No.

‐[grunts] ‐[laughs]

‐[Molly and Dad sigh] ‐Guys, you know me, I'll eat anything.

‐[Scratch sighs] ‐I knew you would.

‐[wails] ‐Aww...

‐♪ An awesome Best Friends Day ♪ ‐Ahh!

‐♪ Can't believe You're all mine ♪ ‐Uh, what?

‐♪ I'm never, ever, Ever gonna be alone again! ♪ ‐Oh, boy!

‐♪ The dream team You and me ♪ ‐ For all eternity?!

‐♪ You and me for all time ‐Ugh!

‐All right, wanna put your money where your mouth is? ‐Uh‐huh.

‐And you know what that means... ‐Don't care.

‐Dad'll squash 'em or die trying! ‐[Grandma shrieks]

‐Dirty move. ‐[chuckles] Yes it was.

‐Hey, Molly, uh, you know‐‐ ‐Yes?

‐horribly, horribly wrong! ‐[Scratch exclaims]

‐Huh. A lot of bee wings in here. ‐Ooh.

‐Hypothetically speaking, ‐Mm‐hmm?

‐Is this gumbo? ‐Not bad for a beginner, huh?

‐Mmm... ‐Don't leave the guy hanging.

‐No, I would not. ‐I bet you would, too.

‐Oh, is it? It's good? ‐[Molly] Yeah!

‐Whew! ‐[cheering]

‐Yeah, it was a bad idea. ‐[pen clicks]

‐Yeah. ‐[laughs] So you know,

‐Yes. ‐[giggles]

'Cause it's in the bag!

'cause the whole town

"Eat all the‐‐"? [sighs]

"No"? You can't say "No" to everything!

"Perfektenborg..

"Scenic route"? Weird!

"the opposite of yes" right now

"Trash the Turnip!"

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

[all laugh]

[all] Ahh!

[babbles]

[babbles]

[belches]

[blows] Presto!

[both grunt]

[both] Five... four... three..

[both] McGees never give up!

[buzzing]

[buzzsaw sound]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[chomps, gags]

[chomps, gags]

[chuckles] Wanna go watch street magic?

[closing theme plays]

[crowd oohs]

[Dad grunts]

[Dad] All we need is a festival that will draw a crowd...

[Dad] Excuse me, Mr. Mayor,

[dings]

[echoing] Yes!

[Eva] Ahh!

[exhales]

[flatulates]

[gags]

[gags]

[garbled] My mistake, I gueth you can

[gasps]

[gasps] Dad! You're doing it!

[gasps] It's working!

[gasps] The nerve!

[gasps] Wow!

[groans]

[groans]

[grunts]

[hairdryer stops]

[hairdryer whirrs]

[hairdryers whirring]

[hisses]

[kazoo sound]

[kisses] You're my smartest adviser!

[Larry] Can ya help me wrangle her?

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] Yes!

[laughter]

[light booms]

[loud crash]

[Molly] Aww, he's so cute when he's sleeping

[Molly] Dad, we're going viral!

[Molly] Don't ask us any questions until tomorrow!

[Patty] Looks like the Turnip Fest

[phone rings]

[phone rings]

[pinball chiming]

[Scratch] Bloop‐bloop‐bloop.

[Scratch] Hi. Reality here.

[Scratch] Make sure to eat it all, Molly.

[Scratch] Oh, hey, Molly..

[Scratch] Yeah, well, just, well...

[screams gibberish]

[screeches]

[scribbling]

[sighs, grunts]

[sighs]

[skunk chitters]

[sniffs] I don't think so!

[snores]

[stomach churns]

[stomach gurgles]

[swallows, sighs]

[thunderclap]

[woman] Ahem! Excuse me!

♪ A nd watch them Feed the sharks ♪

♪ A super happy Picnic at the park ♪

♪ All the thrilling Possibilities ♪

♪ And Molly McGee

♪ Are right outside our door

♪ Awesome Best Friends Day

♪ Come on Do the Turnip Twist ♪

♪ Come on, Do the Turnip Twist ♪

♪ Do the Turnip Twist

♪ Do the Turnip Twist

♪ Don't want no rutabaga

♪ Drop down, pull A turnip from the ground ♪

♪ Even a snack ♪

♪ For all eternity!

♪ For an... ♪

♪ I've been cursed It's the worst! ♪

♪ Is there a way To hit restart? ♪

♪ It just tastes like that ♪

♪ It's a main dish side dish ♪

♪ It's Sunny I'ts Saturday ♪

♪ It's the ghost It's a ghost ♪

♪ Let's go out and make this ♪

♪ No, it isn't rotten

♪ Now you're stuck With me! ♪

♪ Shake it off And take a bite ♪

♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee

♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee

♪ The Ghost And Molly McGee! ♪

♪ The Turnip Twist

♪ The Turnip Twist

♪ The Turnip Twist

♪ Then hit up the aquarium ♪

♪ Then you spin it To the right ♪

♪ There's archery, calligraphy, Ecology and more ♪

♪ Throw away your jimaca and radishes ♪

♪ Tip your turnip farmer ♪

♪ Turn your turnip To the left ♪

♪ Turnip the stereo And go like this ♪

♪ We could high five While skydiving ♪

♪ We could start out with...

♪ We're never Gonna be apart ♪

♪ What do you say? ♪

♪ Won't you join me...

‐ Bees? ‐Oh, don't worry!

‐[bee buzzing] ‐[Dad grunts]

‐[beeping] ‐Wait

‐[chuckles] ‐[strains]

‐[grunts] ‐What's your answer?

‐[man] Help! ‐[Molly] Oh! It's Weird Larry

‐[people murmur] ‐[Scratch giggles]

‐[stomach churns] ‐Yes

♪ And make them Walk the plank ♪

♪ Come on, Scratch Let's go! ♪

♪ Everybody's dancing In the produce aisle ♪

♪ Human bio‐engineering

♪ In a deprivation tank

♪ Look, the day is Disappearing! ♪

♪ Or hunt some evil pirates ♪

♪ There's a brand new craze On the radio dial ♪

♪ There's auctioneering,

♪ Turnip Fest is back!

♪ Volunteering ♪

♪ We could float in silence ♪

‐Are you impressed? Oh? [laughs] ‐That didn't come from my ear

‐How could we ever repay you? ‐[Scratch] Ow!

‐I mean‐‐ ‐[screaming] Help!

‐I'm not? ‐Quite the opposite

‐Nnn..

‐One, two..

‐The clock is ticking here! ‐Oh, I heard

‐Uh‐‐ [sighs] Yes. ‐Ha ha

‐We did it, Scratch! ‐You saved us!

‐Wha? Okay. One more time

‐What was it? ‐Fine! Yes! [groans]

‐Who's with me?! ‐Ooh! Me! I am! I am!