Adventure Time - Season 8 Edit

A a bunch of small bumps

A cursed ring? An investment scam?

A dog, a robot, and another human who smells..

A fellow artist in crisis?

A fresh new style?

A full scale galactic invasion?

A number of contrapulators

A real big wind that'll carry you over all the dangers.

A sad ol' Hider with two busted legs

A sad ol' Hider with two busted legs

A son?

A sword?!

A talking dog!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah...

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Whoa!

Aaahhh!

Aagh! My back!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Help me, Finn!

Aah! Kara, no!

Aah! Ohh!

Aah! Ohh! Whee!

Aah! The Guardian!

About other places and people

About the humans and where you came from

About yourself.

Actually, I think we're headed in a different direction

Actually, these sacks are really working a treat

Actually, this is great for me, personally.

Add heat and pressure...

Add some Scotch mints to it, and behold!

Additionally, everyone knows that

After Susan had gone crazy and kicked Jake's butt,

After your brain jazz got fried by that eel

Ah

Ah, this if the life.

Ah!

Ah! My beautiful avie!

Ah? Not enough?

Aha! Just what we need... A real Finn style tune.

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahoy!

All aboard!

All for you, James!

All got pretty banged up.

All I see is sea weeds. You must be imagining it

All of my instincts are in sync with this computer world.

All right

All right, all right! Enough! Truce, truce!

All right, all right.

All right, Seekers, remember your homework..

All right, sweetie. Thank you.

All right.

All right.

All right. Just another minor setback

All the beach balls you'll ever need!

ALL: Aah!

ALL: Kara! Kara! Kara!

ALL: Of course we will!

ALL: Princess Bubblegum! Princess Bubblegum!

ALL: Us, too

ALL: Welcome, Booshy.

All: Welcome, Train Tracks!

ALL: What?

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Whoo hoo!

ALL: Whoo!

Allow me.

Alls I'm saying is, you have to promise me..

Also, they say no one's faced the island's colossus and lived

Also, why are you dressed like me?

Although, now that you men...

Alva, have you seen my friends?

ALVA: Stop! Nej, nej, nej!

Alva?

Am I bad?

Am I dreaming?

Am I part of a conspiracy

An alternate reality evil doppelganger, right?

An emissary from beyond.

An equestrian statue.

And 'cause Consuelo's mom is a pain in the neck

And also my father, Jake, who's visiting us this year...

And an expensive unilateral phase detractor

And as fellow believers

And basically, Salt never

And boring. And good and bad

And cared for all my people the best I could

And do you Seekers know why?

And does she have any chips or crackers or anything?

And everyone was cheering so much for me.

And everything smells like licorice...

And expensive.

And fall in love all over again?

And finally cross the finish at the bottomless pit of love.

And for the mints, gum Arabic,

And forget everything else

And he is one! He's a chum bait!

And he starts talking smack!

And he went bonkers on everyone.

And her teacher says she keeps falling asleep at her desk.

And how can I manage her towards financial success

And humanity needed help above all else

And I don't mean to put you on the spot

And I have witnessed your fire.

And I ignored crucial data about myself.

And I need someone to, uh, cover for me here in Ooo

And I realized when my arm went all nasty

And I want you to come with me.

And I was like, "No thanks!"

And I... I didn't believe you.

And I'll hug her, and... and...

And I'll meet you at the boat in 30 minutes

And I'm a gonna kill it!

And I'm not sleeping tonight... (Click)

And I'm telling the other pups!

And I'm the bad boy, Jake.

And I'm thinking the next novel in the series

And I'm your suhhh..

And I've been saying this a lot... not great.

And if this is human made,

And if we don't help him, no one will ever be happy again!

And in no condition to do my job

And it got replaced with a metal one?

And it just stays in my paw.

And it turns out he's medically unfit for re ed

And it's gonna blow their freaking minds.

And it's your responsibility to help these misguided Hiders

And learn about humans

And learn new things.

And let's all try to keep a low profile.

And Minerva will be there helping, obviously

And my first name is Doctor,

And now look at you!

And now she thinks I'm a square!

And now you can live here in safety.

And our famous cozy banana split blankie

And painful.

And preserved in the island chain brain frame

And put her in the hospital?

And quarantine everyone on Founders Island

And rubber is the most difficult material to work with.

And she'll snap back to consciousness.

And since he lost his artist tool, he cannot work.

And some plotting

And Susan, I guess, if she's okay

And Susan, too, I guess

And tell him who the real Finn is.

And that will make it better

And that yucky dripping bag?

And that's how you must've felt

And that's never gonna happen here

And the creepy breathing one?

And the winner of the three legged race is...

And then I was like, "There's a slime and place for everything."

And then I'll glide out the front door a free man.

And then you asked me to take it from the top.

And they have to look in your...

And they were al, "OMG,

And they're in trouble

And this is the water

And this is where the humans are,

And this thing's not going to... hold.

And turned into this guy,

And walk in your own shoes.

And we care about him, you dingus!

And we were almost destroyed!

And what are those ball?

And whatever I am, I'm not you.

And when it does,

And where you go?

And who's this little electronic cutie?

And you know I mean that in a good way

And you make so many people happy just by being yoouuu!

And you seem very talented at it,

And you're breaking my china, and I'm scared!

And you're so strong, you can carry it in one trip.

And, voilà! We got a course..

Animal sports/picnic socializing event ever.

Another Finn cake, sir?

Any questions?

Anyone got some sticky tape?

Anyway, I'm really excited about my kids' book, too.

Anyway, you just keep your hands off of Susan, guy.

Are crabs robots?

Are they coming, too? I'm not sharing my rations.

Are they friendly, Kara? The people here?

Are they gonna help with the tummy rub?

Are you freestyling your own verse

Are you going to buy me a toy?

Are you still carrying that egg?

Are you still the same person?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me none of you

Are you the mayor of here

Are you two ready to thrash?

Are you up here, Fern?

Aroo?

As your mother, I think you belong somewhere safe

At the time, Susan was gonna bust you up

Attention!

AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Educating. Educating.

Automated voice: Hello. Hello. Hello

Aw, come on.

Aw, stuff it, Booshy.

Aw, yeah, here comes the mod

Aw.

Awesome!

Awkward feelings averted

Aww, I'm gonna miss you so much, lady.

B, why'd you stop?

Back to our abandoned home planet.

Back to the land of Ooo!

Balls!

Ban!

Banana Guard 16 tried to teach me once,

Banana guards, get the wounded to the infirmary!

Banana guards, prep the garden shed.

BANANA GUARDS: Get him! Attack! Attack!

BANDIT PRINCESS: Hey! Give me that!

Baxter.

Baxter.

Be careful when you're eating blueberries.

Be right with you

Beach ball! Beach ball!

Beach ball?

Beating up on my poor brother

Because apparently you need a babysitter.

Because judging by the state of these facilities,

Because of your teenage kind of lifestyle.

Because Princess Bubblegum's probing them.

Because they did something to her, right?

Because you are like his opposite.

Because you can stay safe right here with me!

Bees!

Behold! It's me, Starchy!

Besides, why would they want to leave?

Beware. Beware the colossus of the deep.

Bless you, Raggedy Princess.

BMO and Susan must've washed all up on one of all up of them.

BMO and Susan?

BMO doesn't like it!

BMO, can you give us print outs?

BMO, don't you have some kind of navigation app?

BMO, I'm sorry I smashed up your world.

BMO, we found you!

BMO, which way?

BMO, would you talk to this console?

BMO, you okay?

BMO: (HUMMING)

BMO: (SOFTLY) Ouch.

BMO: Dance, baby, dance.

BMO: It's a toy store!

BMO: Oh, glob, no!

BMO: That's not right.

BMO!

BMO!

BMO! BMO!

BMO?

BMO?

BMO?

BMO?

BMO? BMO, is that you?!

BMO? BMO!

BMO?!

BMO?! BMO?!

BMO's pretty upset with you

Boat's loaded, ready to go

Boosan, san, san, san?

Booshy's only prison is this wicked planet.

Booty Sliiiime!

Boring can still be important.

BOTH: (CHANTING) Show us! Show us!

BOTH: (GASPS) Susan!

BOTH: Aaaaaah!

BOTH: Aaaaah!

BOTH: Hooray!

BOTH: Huh?!

BOTH: Shh!

BOTH: Susan's my friend!

BOTH: We did it!

BOTH: Whoaaaaaaaaa!

BOTH: Whoo!

BOTH: You leave her alone, you weirdo!

Brag? Wait, are you jelly of my slime?

Breadsticks bustling down the line You pathetic man.

Breakfast syrup!

Bronwyn beefed it.

Bronwyn is not doing well at school.

Bronwyn, did you see my cool new hair?

BRONWYN: Weak!

Bronwyn...

Bronwyn's cool. I can vouch for her.

Brrr!

BUBBLEGUM: Bye! Good luck!

BUBBLEGUM: Hey

BUBBLEGUM: Okay, how about now?

Buckle up. I'm gonna take us down

Burlap sacks

Busting into the Grassy Wizard's grassy fortress?!

But as long as you're here just poking around...

But at least I don't see no colossus of the deep

But for me, I guess it's like...

But hark! What's that I hear?

But her grades are slipping.

But I am a beautiful, big man here

But I am truly sorry

But I don't know squat about humans.

But I don't understand why BMO's not a crab

But I found these unusual graphics in her recycling bin.

But I have to get back to my life eventually

But I trust you.

But I was completing checkout forms for Mr

But I was holding back.

But I...

But I'll do everything I can to help you leave this island.

But I'm fine

But I'm not you.

But I've been embarrassed

But in my kingdom, everything can be found

But it didn't stick.

But it turns out, I don't know who that is.

But it's time to stand down.

But its garbageness is uncrackable.

But Jake will be around.

But kill it you styles. Just don't go nuts

But man, what a great crowd, though, seriously

But maybe getting hurt isn't the worst thing there is

But none of that matters,

But not really

But nothing a good night's sleep can't fix

But now I am.

But our galaxy is so far away,

But people need danger in order to grow

But Pepper starts developing feelings for Salt,

But seems to work for them,

But Susan's head always hurting these days

But that all doesn't matter anymore

But that's just sun rays

But that's not really what you wanna talk about, right?

But that's really easy to search for

But the fatality rate in helpers,

But then, they find out they're actually gophers

But there's a little delay.

But they were scary.

But to pass this gate, you must answer my deadly riddle.

But was it always so lush?

But we can respect each other as mothers

But we ran a fair race, Kim Kil Whan.

But what about...

But who is "they"? Who's running the show?

But why? We're safe here.

But years went by

But you don't have to live like this

But you have to step through it yourself,

But you're all just a bunch of haters!

But you're still going to have to pull it together in school.

But, they love mash ups!

But, uh... did you...

But, what do you expect?

But..

But...

By my calculations, you stand a 0

By the beard of Elder Plops!

Bye, hater!

Bye, kids! Don't be naughty!

Bye, treehouse!

Byeee!

Bzzt! BMO!

Cacaw! Cacaw!

Cake, rake, lake, hamburger steak!

Call Slime Princess!

Can I have my backpack back..

Can I rub the dog's tummy, mister?

Can you hear me?

Can you patch this beach ball?

Can't you just turn him off?

CANDY CHILD: "Mom! I wanna play outside with Consuelo!"

Candy corn! Pow!

Candy's one of the building blocks of life.

Canteens. Cool

Cap'N Nav app says look for a rock shaped like a chubby cat

Careful, citizens

Catapult me, Jake.

Charlie! Hi, it's me! It's Dad!

Chatsberry, I'm walking in my own shoes!

Chatsberry! Great timing!

Check it out, kids!

Cheer him up.

Chillax, K Bot

Choose your avatar!

Choose your avatar! Choose your avatar!

Choose your avatar! Choose your avatar!

Chop up this trespassing dog!

Ciao.

Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

Classic Bronwyn.

Cluck cluck, peck

Come along, BMO

Come get extinguished!

Come on, BMO!

Come on, BMO. You're going with me.

Come on, Finn!

Come on, I'm innocent, I tells you!

Come on, now. This is serious.

Come on, Peps.

Come on!

Come with me, Kara.

Come, Albert

Coming from anybody but you, Dr. Campbell!

Connect to yourself.

Continuing search for XJ 7 7.

Cool

Cool, I forgot to

Couldn't that also be a good way?

Credits? I don't take credits

CROWD: Sounds hard.

Crowds!

Dad, I'm glad you stuck around.

Daddy's gonna just kiss everything in here,

Dang it, Vinny! I told you I would BRB!

Dang, I missed big words

Dang, you're, like, like a cool gwampa.

Danger zone!

Dark days grew darker

Did someone lick this?

Did you feel that knowledge in your cosmic consciousness?

Did you lose..

Did you see the simulation? You'd die!

DN what what?

Do a gobstopper.

Do it.

Do something cool.

Do y'all have any guns?

Do you even know what that one does...

Do you know what it means

Do you know where my friends are?

Do you need help?

Do you want to find some humans and ditch us?

Do your parents know what you do all day?

Doctor Princess!

Does that mean we're lost?

Does that, uh... Does that feel better?

Does this mean I made it to the human place?

Don't be alarmed

Don't be jealous of my alien consorts, Mr. Pig.

Don't change the subject. Now, where's Minerva?

Don't forget my jelly filling!

Don't give in to nostalgia, Princess.

Don't listen to her, Doc. You're great!

Don't sweat it.

Don't worry about me.

Don't worry, BMO

Don't worry, ladies. I'll get you to your senior swim class

Don't worry, Son.

Don't worry, Susan!

Don't worry, we've got Susan...

Don't worry. Daddy's always got a plan

Don't worry. Daddy's got a raft stashed around here somewhere

Don't worry. I'll help you.

Don't you condescend to me, you false idol.

Don't you just love this place?

Don't you remember your dreams of exploration?

Don't you see Mom and Dad?

Don't you want to be able to choose what you do?

Don't! No!

DR

Dr

Dr

Dr. Gross was resolute.

Dr. Gross: Bring back those Hiders, y'all!

Dr. Gross's work turned strange and dangerous

Dude, stop this!

Dude, this town is full of kooks.

Dude, you're really gonna ban your own granddaughter

Dudes, I found Susan!

During this meeting.

East coast slime!

Eeeeeeeyaaaa!

Eeyuh! Muh eeyuh!

Eh, all right.

Eh, probably just an ad.

Eh. It's all intro stuff for kids

Elderolio, why are there only six crumb piles?

Elderolio!

Eliminating transport

En hund!

End of the line, Mertens!

Engaging hostile bobbleheads

Even Gwamps can't save you, Bron!

Even I don't know what's out there

Even though you're really letting us down.

Every few years, they stop by and show me my hybrid children.

Everybody knows me.

Everyone's pretty happy here

Exactly!

Except for licorice, which smells like...

Excuse me

Excuse me, but...

Excuse me. Fern needs this bike.

F... F... F...

Farting apart through the barf of our atmosphere.

Fern the human.

Fight the evil, right?

Fight the evil, right?

Financial success!

Find them, catch them

Find them! Catch them! Help them!

Find them! Catch them! Help them!

Fine.

Finishing move!

Finn only

Finn, did you bring your nail clippers?

Finn, did you see?!

Finn, he's just you.

Finn, I found Miner..

Finn, I get the sense that this trip's more important to you

Finn, I want to turn back.

Finn, I'll be back for you. (Ding)

Finn, this ain't gonna work... Not without this.

Finn, you... you grew up to be a helper, too?

FINN: Hey, everyone!

FINN: Hey, that's you! Your name's Alva

FINN: Hey!

FINN: How do you even know if you're happy

FINN: I guess this must be pretty shocking.

FINN: I'm leaving the island

FINN: I'm leaving the island.

FINN: Jake! Hey, Jake!

FINN: Oh hey, I think it..

Finn!

Finn!

Finn! You did this?!

Fire breathing princesses, incredibly sad wizards...

First, grind down the ramp,

Follow me!

For an alien entity knows as Booshy.

For James!

For the rest of your life.

For your protection, the entire population of the islands

Four, five, six, seven, eight.

Four!

FOX: Hey, it's time!

Free fireworks!

Free to have dinner..

Freh...

Frieda

Frieda, are you trying to leave us?

Frieda, I'm..

Frieda, no! What are you doing?

FRIEDA: Psych!

Frieda.

Friend.

Frogs!

From her own skate park?

From here, you must skate the entire length of the park.

From when I was this guy.

Fruh...

Full steam ahead

Gadgets

Geeeeeeet outta here!

Geez Louise!

Geez, my memory is bad.

Gelatin, potassium benzoate.

Germs!

Get a life, man.

Get baseball bat!

Get big phone

Get bikini babe!

Get broadsword!

Get cup!

Get cups!

Get down to Basket Beach,

Get in the pod

Get jet pack!

Get magic staff! (GRUNTS)

Get out of here! Ha!

Get peas

Get rid of it, man

Get your goo out of my UFO.

Giant bear? Come on!

Gimme a boost, Doc!

Gimme all them specials in one bowl

Girl, you just crossed the big line!

Give it to me, Vinny.

Give me a minute to catch up.

Give me one of your patented super skins

Go back to class, Kara. You didn't see me

Go fetch

Gonna do murder on a buncha innocents,

Good grief, man! Were you in on this?!

Good job, man.

Good lizard.

Good luck.

Good, 'cause I'm tired of doing double shifts.

Good!

Goodbye, creator!

Goodbye.

Got it! Great work distractin' 'em, Finn!

Grandpa!

GRASS BEAST: All right.

Grass Finn! help me!

Grass Finn! I made meatloaf!

Grass me, do you want a Finn cake?

Great!

Guardian, you have done just a terrific job,

Guys!

H Hey! Great job, man!

Ha ha ha. Get infinite hot dogs!

Ha ha, yes!

Ha ha! I'm the best!

Ha ha! Just kidding!

Ha ha! That's right!

Ha!

Ha! Cha cha cha cha cha!

Ha! Ha! Once again BMO comes out on top!

Ha! Hey, what are you doing?

Ha! Okay, okay. (CHUCKLES)

Has ever seen a talking dog before?

Hatcha!

Hatched by one of Finn's enemies?

Have the same technological origin..

Have you by any chance seen a cool dog

Have you ever heard music like this?

Have you forgotten... With a little imagination,

Have you seen her?

Have you seen my brother anywhere?

He is me.

He just needs a place to crash while he figures some stuff out.

He left with our baby.

He looks like this.

He needs the proper equipment to work.

He will never make anyone happy again!

He...

He... made me.

He'll be safe.

He's an artist.

He's doing it!

He's got a cute yellow tummy

He's got a rare condition called garbage body

He's here for our protection.

He's just thinking.

He's not becoming part of the tree

He's not even from a different timeline.

He's outside. He's bringing the ship over

Heck yeah!

Heh heh, same to you.

Heh, heh.

Heh.

Held in place with tiny pins.

Hello

Hello, everyone.

Hello, young man

Hello! Yoo hoo!

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello..

Help!

Her name is Minerva

Here comes the rascal!

Here we go.

Here, let me show you.

Here.

Here. Have some poking sticks.

Here's some proof.

Het, het, het, het, het!

Het! Het, het, het!

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey, aren't you the dude that totaled Starchy's motorcycle?

Hey, baby!

Hey, BMO.

Hey, Bronwyn, isn't that your dad?

Hey, buddy

Hey, buddy, that's... that's plenty.

Hey, buddy, that's... that's plenty.

Hey, can you run a load of laundry?

Hey, come on guys, don't bust on Bronwyn.

Hey, Crystal Entity!

Hey, Dad?

Hey, do you think Grass Finn's loco?

Hey, Doc, can you help me?

Hey, Fern, wait!

Hey, good morning.

Hey, Grass Finn.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey. It's okay!

Hey, how did you do that?

Hey, I know what you like..

Hey, I'm so sorry about this,

Hey, Jake, no weird magic biz.

Hey, Jake, what about this one?

Hey, Kara

Hey, listen

Hey, man, you stay back!

Hey, not bad

Hey, thanks for letting me crash on the roof.

Hey, that's awesome

Hey, that's Finn's meatlo...

Hey, that's... that's the thing.

Hey, this guy is great!

Hey, watch this.

Hey, we should hit the town, go dancing...

Hey, where'd you go?

Hey, where's my wife?

Hey, y'all. I'm back.

Hey, yeah

Hey, you blind, cream faced, lonely lighthouse keeper.

Hey, you can't see this shirt, right?

Hey, you gonna eat that BMO cake?

Hey, you know I'm not going to re ed tomorrow, right?

Hey, you, where's Minerva?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! I I said stay back, man!

Hey! There's my boy!

Hey! They have to look in your eyes!

Hey! You don't kiss me

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Do I know you?

Hey... why don't we take five?

Heyyy, buddy!

Hi

Hi, Alva

Hi, Finn

Hi, Frieda

Hi, Train Tracks, I am a conduit

Hi, Vinny!

Hi.

His belly's swarming with weird jellyfish.

Hmf.