Adventure Time - Season 5 Edit

A dirty man? A bear?

A full on make out session with you, bro..

A lonely heart. Do not fear, Princess.

A miracle of nature like you

A sandwich?

A shovel, a saw, some plastic bags,

A suitor of mine

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah! Huh?

Aaahhh!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! I failed!

Aah! My kicks!

Aah! Oh ho ho ho ho! Ha

Aah! The horsey!

Aah! There's hot grease next to us!

Aah!!

About this Lake Butterscotch?

Ach! Look at this! Pbht!

Admit you're wrong, and you can have

After I put this tape in the VCR,

After.

Ah, Dingo.

Ah, forget it. Let's go

Ah, look!

Ah, this is all gonna work out just fine.

Ah! Oh! My hammies.

Ah. Heh heh

Aha! Here we go

Aha! Huh?

Ahh.

Ahs! I grabbed the wrong robot!

Alert. Security breach. Alert.

All I can do is think about my

All lady birds around the whole world

All my brilliant fantasies will now be real!

All my fault. All my fault!

All my less evil family members are here for dinner

All right, buddy.

All right, gentlemen, have a look

All right, soldiers, time to shred those pipes!

All right, you guys

All right, you two.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I got this

All right. This has been nice.

All you guys are gross

ALL: Aaah!

ALL: Aah!

ALL: Aah!

ALL: Aah!

ALL: In the tree, part of the tree

ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.

ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.

ALL: It's not too late!

ALL: Ooh!

ALL: The beast! The beast!

ALL: Wee ooo! Wee ooo!

ALL: Wee ooo! Wee ooo! Wee ooo!

Allow me to take advantage

Alternate wish world Finn is mad uglies.

Always got an ironic twist to them.

Am I a walking love magnet?

Am I allowed to leave the tree? No.

Am I miles away from the tree right now flying around like the

Amongst his most dearest possessions,

An age of ice and whispering sno o ow!

And across the gulf..

And actin' a fool at my expense

And BMO, who should have been here

And cry about it.

And even though I'm tiny, I do feel invigorated.

And everyone wants to get with the universe

And float up to 50th dead world, right?

And give it to the two guys out back by the dumpster!

And go home!

And go home.

And he said, 'I am who? '

And he said, 'What about you? '

And he said, 'Who is me? ' And I said, 'You

And hug your gross brother into submission!

And I don't even feel it!

And I have the same needs as any other cherry cream soda

And I said, 'Me

And I said, 'No, you

And I should just accept that.

And I think it's 'cause of you, Mr. Wizard

And I took a boat out after 8:00.

And I want to have your babies.

And I'll let her go.

And I'm gonna dump her in Lake Butterscotch!

And is going to rob the Candy Kingdom.

And it feels so strong

And it never happened!

And it was also my mother."

And it worries for you, Dark One.

And it's not too long... only seven pages.

And my judgmental aunt and uncle

And not give way to fear!

And now for the perfect throw.

And ran toward the Candy Kingdom!

And so I made you this

And steal this.

And that safe is locked up so tight,

And the perpetrators were that Finn and Jake.

And then I smashed that peach!

And they'd be pretty crunchy, actually.

And this dude is your pops

And too unheroic for Peebs

And what's your number one priority?

And where does this "masseuse" come from?

And y'all can eat my body if you want to survive.

And you can't keep falling asleep at your typewriter.

And you guys are donking up my research!

And you love it.

And you made him dance like a baby, semi nude,

And you want to court the Princess?

And your old friend Tiffany.

And, Private, I'm very thirsty.

Another cruel joke on my life!

Anyone or anything that winds up in the tree becomes part of the

Anything at all!

Are beautiful on the inside?

Are they on a date?

Are we on the level, BMO?

Are you a prisoner? Yes

Are you controlling Finn?

Are you happy with me now, papi?

Are you in the tub, sweetie? I'm going out!

Aren't you a cutie?

At my luscious, gooey apple pie

Attention, all guards!

Avast!

Aw, yeah! Aw, yeah!

Aw!

Awake!

Awesome

Ba a a a m!

Babies will not be born.

Back off my crown, Jake!

Back up a little.

Bam!

Banana, sir!

Bar bar! I'll save you!

Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

Be good to this dude

Because I brought the ultimate thing... this!

Because I don't want to have a discussion about what

Because I'm Joe Milkshake.

Because when you get older,

Before I knew it was wrong!

Behold the ancient sleeping magi of life giving.

Behold!

Besides, I miss you at night.

Besides, I'll hang on to my wish in case I need it.

Best of luck to you.

Big D's chillin' over here,

Blagh! No!

Bleh! Wow! That was heavy, man!

Bleh.

Blisterin' beef!

BMO hit you on the butt.

BMO, Jakey likes!

BMO, this is Little Dude.

BMO: Guys!

BMO... destroy the tape.

Bonsoir, monsieur.

Boss!

BOTH: [ scream ]

BOTH: Eww!

BOTH: Little Dude!

BOTH: Ooh.

BOTH: Throw and catch!

BOTH: Whoo hoo!

BOTH: Wi...

BOTH: Yeah!

BRACO: Dear personal diary, in a consequence of my

BRACO: Guess who.

BRACO: I'm here!

BRACO: Princess, I love you!

Braco!

Braco?

Braco?

Braco?!

Bring it!

Bring me back the most delicious flavor they have.

Brunard, don't ever leave me.

BUBBLEGUM: Aaaaaaaaaah!

BUBBLEGUM: What are you doing?!

Busted, you boat crimer.

But but how did you guys know'?

But a whole lot of decisiveness was used by me

But can you pay the price, Braco?

But first, just let me ask you,

But I brought games.

But I got to eat

But I think I saw Princess Bubblegum get kidnapped,

But I've never seen a chipmunk as big as you.

But if I stay too long, I get a "Pruney" back.

But if you weren't following the clues I left, who was?

But it was also brown rice,

But it's all I've got.

But Joe Milkshake never was a talky guy.

But just for research, all right?

But then this bloom grew out of my head

But we're each other's witnesses.

But you still have time to stop me.

But, well, it's Finn's wish.

But, you know, you get a wish, too.

By your very nature, you cannot deny my will!

Bye bye.

Bye don't follow me.

C'est la vie

Ca caw!

Can you tell me what they bought?

Can't do nothing with this steam comin' off the water!

Can't you fly us across, papi?

Can't you hear the...

Can't you see, guys? He's desperate.

Candy.

Captain, the milk delivery has arrived.

Careful, there.

Careful!

Cease these dark magic activities!

Cha...

Change the Lich's wish!

Check out my mods, bro!

Choo choo!

Choo! Choo!

Come eat.

Come on, Beemo, bring it! That's nothing!

Come on, bro, taking pain is easy

Come on, fellas.

Come on, guys, that mouse showed us the room door.

Come on, Ice Cream, we're leaving

Come on, Little Dude!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. Get in here.

Come on. I'll take you home now.

Come to me tonight!

COMPUTER VOICE: Special occasion

Congratulations!

Cool, man! I'm excited!

Cool.

Cool. Thanks.

COSMIC OWL: Okay.

Creepy now that I think about it.

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Daddy's got the mad beautiful tail feathers.

Dang, Finn is flipping crazy

Dang, I'm mad uglies, too!

Danger! Danger! Evermore

Dear glob! Zap!

Dear personal diary..

Destiny Gang!!

Did you see that?

Didn't lady tell you not to use the "Sassage" flare

Dine and dash? I saw that!

Dirt! Nuts! Face!

Disc!

Do I like it when they put me down and say mean things like,

Do I like the nuts and acorns? Yes.

Do I want to fly away from this place now?

Do I zap some guy away from his family dinner?

Do it, bro. Get in here

Do you even have a plan, Jake?!

Do you ever feel that no matter what you eat,

Do you like it here?

Do you love me?

Doesn't that mean you can't leave the tree, either?

Dog, the Jake suit is mad strong

Dog!

Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog!

Doink. Doink. Doink.

Don't be sad, papi

Don't criticize my running, Shelby

Don't eat any more magic apples, silly.

Don't fool around!

Don't stinkin' do this to me again.

Don't touch anything!

Don't worry, dude. I got you covered.

Don't worry, Jake.

Don't you get lonely?

Don't you remember?

Don't you want to see more?

Dream Journal of a Boring Man, Volume 12

Dude, he turned it into poo!

Dude, I'll just make you a sandwich.

Dude, I'm graceful

Dude, look, I like you.

Dude, we should start our own place.

Dude! Are you guys on board or what?!

Dude! Use your powers! I can't!

Duh?

Each of you possessed the exact qualities

Eh, whatevs.

Eh?

Emergency!

Enough of this!

Entered his wish altered reality.

Every camera, every deadly trap.

Every guard rotation,

Every night for 10 years, and for what?!

Everybody, after those...

Everything looks nuts.

Evil

Evil magic donks, homey

Evil.

Except it's not my journal!

Faster T.T.!

Faster! We're getting a swirl!

Father, look at me!

Father's father.

Fear not, icicle child,

Filled with nagging anxiety and doubt and

Find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center?"

Finn and I will bust their apples tomorrow

Finn and Jake?!

Finn, this is my family.

FINN: Come back!

FINN: Hey. Relax

FINN: Septuple flip off the tree house!

Finn!

Finn! [Speaking Korean]

Finn?

Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee..

Fire wolves? That's your plan? Please

First one in the water is

Flaps?

Flopping in the dust like a fish in a tree.

Flying squirrel that I am?

Focus, Jake.

For Finn and Jake to go back home to Ooo.

For I have birthed you into a new life!

For Jake Jr.!

For special training!

For the extinction of all li i...

For the one I love.

For time has come to wake and run

For your freedom, a spell

Forget Big D! Let's go!

Fortunately for me, trouble is my favorite thing

From across the threshold of consciousness!

From the shadows of dream, the dog wakes to find its...

Gah Nyang

Galdang, this heat is negating my powers!

Gareth, A.K.A. The Lady Master...

GARETH: Let's get out of here!

Geez!

Get off of me, weirdo!

Get out of my face!

Get up to Lake Butterscotch right now, Banana Guard.

Give me the key to the shadow realm!

Globbit.

Glom you, Jake.

Golly! How're we ever gonna worm our way out

Gonna squeeze the heck out of him!

Good grief, it's humid in here.

Good job, man!

Good luck, buddy.

Gotcha!

Great! Least you can count to zero!

Grob, dude!

Gross.

Gunther!

Ha ha ha! [farts]

Ha ha!

Ha ha! You know it!

Ha! Somebody get this guy some clothes

Had a buddy to break out of here with'?

Haha! Yeah, I've been reborn!

Hang on, sweetie!

Hat's can be anything... pants, other people.

Have I already left the tree?

He deserves to come back good

He just disappeared from the table.

He kept a book containing every secret of seduction through

He likes me!

He was just doing it up the only way he knew how

He'd be like "Here, Jake, try these."

He'd obsess over them all the time.

He's got the horse again!

He's just excited

He's just here making a wish, cosmic owl.

He's never gonna give up.

Hee hee hee hee hee!

Hello

Hello, hello!

Hello, I'm a human.

Hello, ma'am. I'd like to take a few minutes of your time

Hello! Donk! Donk!

Hello? I'd like to take a few minutes of your time

Hello. Squeezy Mart.

Hello. What jazz is this?

Help me, guys!

Her faithful suitors, waiting for a chance to

Here you go, dudes.

Here, pup pups

Here... let me read you a little

Hey look! Another room!

Hey, are you lost, tiny gentleman?

Hey, buddy.

Hey, do you think I could leave early?

Hey, don't eat the...

Hey, Finn! How long have I been out?

Hey, guy, where's my buddy?

Hey, guys!

Hey, have you seen my disc?!

Hey, I see you!

Hey, Jake, can I hitch a ride back home?

Hey, Jake.

Hey, look.

Hey, man, I'm right here!

Hey, pal, we're working together!

Hey, PB

Hey, so, I brought over the...

Hey, that's crazy, Jake.

Hey, this looks kind of personal.

Hey, what?

Hey, yes! This is it!

Hey, you want me to grab it?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Cronk me loose, "T!"

Hey! Don't be talking trash!

Hey! Hey, buddy!

Hey! Let me go first!

Hey! Little Dude!

Hey. Squirrel!

Hey. We're flying!

Hi, Braco.

Hi, fellas.

Hi, guys.

Hi, Lady

Hi, mommy!

Hiya!

Hiya! Little Dude!

Hmm

Hmm, I don't know.

Hmm!

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. "Urgent."

Hmm. [ munching ]

Hmm. All right.

Hmm. I thought I was

Hmm. Looks hot.

Hmm. When you're right, you're right.

Hmph

Hmph!

Hmph.

Ho!

Hold on, bro. Perhaps it's a custom unknown to us

Hold still, BMO!

Hold tight your buns, if buns you do hold dear,

Hold up! Hold up!

Hope you're hungry!

Hopefully, BMO sees that

How about a truce while you go make us some lunch?

How are we gonna split the baker's shard?

How dare you!

How do I win the bet, Lady?

How do you control my body so well?

How is he so strong?

How long have you been here, Crusty?

How long have you been waiting to court the Princess?

How many bottles of product you sell this month?

How old are you?

How Tree Trunks' ability to make pies

How you like it, bro? Pretty painful, huh?

Hug his face!

Hugs. Aww. I'll hug you

Huh

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? No, wait!

Huh? The Mertens kid?

Huh? What? What was she saying?

Huh... huh... huh..

Huhhhh?

Hup!

Hurry, man! Get off!

Huu ah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

I age fast, remember? I'm 22!

I ain't no clown town snitch, baby.

I am fine, Finn

I am in terrible pain

I am no match for the Jake suit

I am peacocking you to rally your attention

I am reading the wall. They are wall words.

I am sorry. Make pies, slave

I am the end and the beginning.

I am the hand of madness.

I am your su...

I am.

I assure you, it's delicious

I ate a magic apple by mistake.

I bet I would be saying that nonsense.

I bet you wouldn't be saying that nonsense

I buried myself so that nothing would touch my body ever again!

I call dog, and you be human.

I can handle you!

I can hear the crown's promise of power invading my brain.

I can make an apple pie for all of us!

I can work with that.

I could smell it on the hot evening breeze.

I couldn't have done that when I was your age.

I couldn't permit one of my citizens to suffer the way

I couldn't stop thinking about that weird stuff

I decided to consult the man who knew best about her majesty

I decided to lake a second look at the crime scene.

I did it up big time for you.

I did this.

I do love you, but it's the undifferentiated love

I don't know. A couple hours.

I don't plan to.

I don't think that kind of thing really works, actually.

I don't thrive in conflict situations!

I don't wanna do poetry... I mean, pottery.

I don't want any of that mess.

I don't want Finn hearing about this.

I don't want you embarrassing me, or, uh, anything

I feel for all candy citizens.

I feel like hugging everybody!

I feel like I'm the only one coming up with ideas here.

I feel unstoppable!

I forgot how awesome your bod is, bro

I got a job for you guys.

I got confidence in my boy.

I got it!

I got no time for nobody dancin' around

I got stuff to do today!

I got to get that guy a girlfriend.

I got worried 'cause you didn't answer special occasion phone

I got you, girl, in my face trap,

I gotta see my ex wife!

I have found an oven and baking supplies!

I have friends.

I have infallible recall.

I have the first part.

I have to take off my stuff

I I can't even make a fist

I I love you so much it hurts!

I I throw pies

I inherited my father's place in line after his ascension.

I just finished programming a proper simulation of a soul

I just stopped stealing, mostly.

I just thought you kept better company

I just wanted to be like you.

I just woke up in this room with these fellas

I kicked down the door with one swift, decisive motion.

I kicked down the door.

I knew he couldn't be happy without me,

I knocked y'all out and brought you here!

I know that vault inside and out...

I know. Right?

I let him go, Peps

I love being alive.

I love my mommy!

I love my mommy!

I love that guy!

I love this spa, and that's a fact.

I love yo o o o u!

I love you, Prismo.

I love you!

I make pies, too, papi

I mean, he seems kind of weird and passive and baby lambish

I missed you, Ice King!

I need one for something I'm working on

I need to ask you for that map,

I no longer need this map

I paid the price for love.

I printed a map with all the detail

I put out the fire!

I raised you better than that!

I ruined your day, and now you'll never get your disc.

I saw last night when I was peeking through the bushes.

I saw you suffering over me

I see.

I shall not falter, Papa!

I swear, sometimes I think you love that novel of yours

I think he's pretty bummed out about it.

I think I have an idea

I think it might have been cursed, you guys.

I think the swimming hole is right around the corner!

I thought all the kids found apartments

I thought that would work.

I thought you'd be proud of me.

I told them.

I totally double crossed you!

I wanna hear you scream!

I want to take you..

I warn you!

I warned you, you butt.

I warned you.

I will fill you with the shadow of a thousand brown portals!

I will..

I wish for safe Finn!

I wish for... a sandwich!

I wish...

I won't let you down

I would have freaking brought something

I, too, feel this.

I... love my mommy.

I'd be like, "Wow, dad, you made these pretty good."

I'll be back later.

I'll bring the pain

I'll give you everything...

I'll hug you. Hug me

I'll just die here,

I'll pay any price for love!

I'll share the secrets of ice and snow with thee.

I'll show you.

I'll totally remember that the next time my doggy bag

I'll use the "Sassage" flare

I'm a cherry cream soda,

I'm a chipmunk.

I'm a human boy.

I'm a window, and I'll hug you!

I'm Braco, and I was born to court the Princess Bubblegum

I'm coming!

I'm completely insane!

I'm Gerald

I'm getting what?

I'm giving you a shot

I'm gonna embarrass the Bjork out of you

I'm good.

I'm in the spa bath!

I'm in.

I'm just no help at all.

I'm loving you!

I'm not a chipmunk.

I'm not allowed to talk to you.

I'm not BMO. I'm your son... NEPTR.

I'm old and fat. I'll probably have a heart attack

I'm passing the shard off to a mystery dude.

I'm pretty sure I did!

I'm ready, bro! Bring it!

I'm Root Beer Guy.

I'm serious, man.

I'm so proud of you,

I'm sorry

I'm sorry, but I had to do it!

I'm sorry, mom. Dad.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm still frying up garnish!

I'm talking about him over there.

I'm talking minimum tier eight

I'm tellin you, dude, my pie dar is goin nay nays

I'm the dog, and you're the tail!

I'm the guy who kidnapped Princess Bubblegum.

I'm throwing in the towel

I'm too dangerous to be around.

I'm totally famous, and you love me.

I'm Tree Trunks, and people know I'm kind and honest

I'm trying to climb the tree.

I'm trying to get him to admit that it's hard

I'm trying to get my disc back, but for now, I'm taking a break,

I'm trying to get to the top of this tree to get my disc.

I'm, like, depressed.

I've been in worse situations.

I've been using this new, uh, marmalade spray on tan.

I've got to get this tape to the banana guards

I've got to get to the

I've taught you well, my traitorous gang.

Ice King was doing some desperate business

Ice King, how do you taste?!

Ice lightning!

If a person were screaming for some reason.

If I wore you as a suit

If you want a taste of my juicy apple pie,

If you want to come back and hang out sometime, call me.

If you were into that sort of thing.

Imaginary relationship with me

In fact, this is much easier to manipulate than a real one.

In front of my family?

In my mind.

In the garden of your mind

In the tree, part of the tree

In the tree, part of the tree

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree.

Instead of this weird piece of junk

Into the jaws of death on a pale horse.

Is a hickey from the universe

Is hurtling towards a fence post

Is specifically what helped us escape from that room?

It already happened!

It didn't work out

It doesn't want me to find the exit!

It feels like a peach

It looks like you caught us.

It made him smaller.

It makes me wanna spit out my guts

It won't be easy I was born for this.

It worked!

It's a lot of pressure, man.

It's a soul stone!

It's actually not that bad

It's all about the leads.

It's all he used to talk about.

It's bad for your back.

It's brain food.

It's called "growing up"!

It's easy to do when you have all the leads.

It's fine

It's fine. Go ahead.

It's gonna be awesome!

It's in the vapor swamps

It's like a monkey's paw kind of thing.

It's my "Fionna and Cake" fan fiction!

It's my right!

It's not his fault he was created evil

It's not like,

It's not my hat

It's not really a bet. It's more like a showdown.

It's not too late, right, boys?

It's probably gonna cook up your brain.

It's probably Ice King again, dude

It's really, really orange!