Compliments for Him Soundboard Edit

A man who's been trained to ignore pain ignore weather to live off the land to eat things that would make a billy goat puke

A most distinguished scientist whose name we know even in the wilds of transylvania

And may I say sir you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave faithful and heroic young lad

And the more I read and began to understand the more I admired him

And the prophecy states that you are the most important most talented most interesting and most extraordinary person in the universe that's you right uh yes that's me

Be guided by what he says it's your only hope

Because you are the sexiest man I have ever laid eyes on and you look like you could use a friend

But with your looks your charm women must follow you everywhere store detectives

Careful he's very good!

Cos some damn fool accused you of being the best

Do you know him no but he's cute

Don't worry she likes your butt and fancy hair I know I read her diary

Ever since I met you you fill my thinking you are becoming an obsession

Ever since I was born I have been trained to serve you

For one who has not lived even a single lifetime you are a wise man van helsing

Give that man a cigar!

Gomez how do you do it how can I be like you how can I be suave

He big boss big genius he design your mind your brain

He could probably take the place of two men he's so big and strong

He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr

He is bulletproof fireproof and can think faster than supercomputer

He is my friend and he is my great mentor

He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness

He was so hot steam looked cool

He's a natural born world shaker

He's the one and only

Hey amigo you know you've got a face beautiful enough to be worth 2000 dollars

His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean

His life was gentle and the elements so mixed in him that nature might stand up and say to all the world 'this was a man'

How ya feelin' kid you don't look so bad to me you look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark

I don't know whether to shake your hand or kiss it or bow or what I feel like break dancing

I got a medal here in the jeep for you

I like the boy

I made this chain for you I braided it from my hair

I never doubted you for a second wonderful!

I said here's a guy that's got his act together here's somebody who's got it all figured out here's somebody who has the answer

I see your talents have gone beyond the mere physical level

I was wondering if the children could get a signature from you and maybe a picture

I welcome constructive criticism like that

I'm so excited we never get compliments you must have a cup of tea

Impressive most impressive

Impressive! you've upgraded your armour!

Is it cool if I take a picture with you yes it's very cool

It was he who freed the first of us taught us the truth

Jafar I never realised how incredibly handsome you are

Let me give you one piece of advice be honest he knows more than you can imagine

Look at those muscles I bet the chicks like all those muscles

Look there he goes isn't he dreamy

Master your technique is invincible! and you're bound to get the leadership

Methinks there is much reason in his saying

****as all over the world tellin' me you runnin' the neighborhood

Not bad for a human

Oh he was the most wonderful of all why even when we were kidnapped

Oh he's so cute be still my heart i'm hardly breathing

Oh you look just like I pictured you brave strong romantic and handsome

Only you could make a woman feel like this all I want is to be in your arms now and always

Sir you have the seeds of greatness in you nurse them caress them pour water on them don't short change yourself sir

So great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars all across the sky

So you're the one yes ma'am

That was incredible! you're even better than the prophecy said you'd be

That's a very nice rendering dave I think you've improved a great deal

That's right doc can go on day and night and then some

That's the most outstanding answer i've ever heard you must have a goddamn iq of 160!

The force is strong with him

The force is strong with this one

The world's more interesting with you in it

Watch it he's meaner than a rattler and twice as fast with them pistols!

We have him here in our office! we should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here!

We would be honored if you would join us

Well it's an interesting combination of elements making him a tough little son of a bitch

Well where are you you bodied up smooth talkin' thing

What a handsome man you are

What he said is perfectly correct

What you do is important to a lot of people

Why it's my dream prince your highness

Wonderboy you are perfect

Yeah but you you dress nice nice you understand they dress whatever loud nice

Yes he had that kind of vision

You are the coolest role model a young person could have

You can't do better than that

You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare with a man who's the best with guns with knives with his bare hands

You know a fella could get an education just listening' to this guy

You own a radio station why not put him on the air

You'll find he is a whiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was

You're a wizard harry

You're all ugly and he was beautiful

You're the last true family man

You're the one the prophecy spoke of you're the special

You've really made a difference in my life you've given me something to shoot for

Your guts are showin' all over the place brave boy

Your skill is extraordinary and I was going to ask you to join us

Your sweet gentility is crystal clear

Your technique is magnificent!

Yours is superior