Tin Cup (1996) Soundboard Edit

A man's driving down the road with his son.

A par and 62...

Absolutely, Roy.

After that, I went to the Gulf and ended up in trailer sales.

And if somehow, by the grace of fluke luck...

And Romeo gets 10. Cash.

Any of you shitheads ever get bored?

Balls versus brains.

Been busy.

Believe that?

Big dog!

Boys...

Bye.

Can I have a Mulligan?

Can we get this over with?

Cash flow.

Chili dipped the wedge

Come on, Molly, when did you ever take a crazy risk?

Come on, Roy.

Cowboy?

Did you hear that? Boone was being profound

Do it now or I'm going to quit

Dollar bills.

Dollar bills.

Doreen's looking for you

Dropping 5, hitting 6.

Ever been to Amarillo?

Father's at the other hospital?

Fine

For $200...

Forget the 2 shot lead. Forget the 3 holes to go.

From there.

Get drunk?

Get out of here!

Get the hell off my course.

Get your hands off her.

Give me another ball.

Good luck to you guys

Great

Great Open in '73

Grip it and rip it.

He goes for the green, he brings 6 in, he brings 7 in

He has the same shot he knocked in the water yesterday.

He must remember he's in contention.

He ought to be here

He thinks it's your department

He was on the green and in and out in 12.

He'll end up selling...

He'll take the deal.

He's in jail here.

He's made it!

He's pulled the 3 wood and he continues to play without an ounce of fear.

Hell, Roy..

Hello, Cup

Here I am, ready to charge forth in pursuit of my destiny...

Hey, Doc!

Hit it close, sport.

How about my destiny?

How did he get the name Tin Cup?

How's the lie?

I am flattered you asked me out.

I am so proud of you!

I brought you to the river. That's a..

I can't afford to lose

I can't believe it!

I can't believe Tin Cup might appear with my name on a trophy.

I can't watch this.

I could use help

I counsel couples, so bring your caddie if you want.

I didn't say shit!

I don't have the money to pay you! I'm broke!

I don't know if anyone told you, but you're a great dancer.

I find him mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this.

I got a spot for him

I got every shot in the book.

I guess so.

I have a short follow through. It has an unfinished look.

I kind of shanked that.

I mean, just utterly exposed, completely vulnerable..

I mean...

I missed you, pods. I missed you

I must get some air

I need you on my team.

I pictured something different.

I stand for a few things besides my next romantic interlude

I take it your answer is no.

I think you want to hit the 2 iron.

I thought I caught it on the toe.

I thought I had a Dr. Griswold.

I want you

I wish Romeo were here

I'll be inside if you need me

I'll finish.

I'll tee it up.

I'm a Waffle House guy. Got to stay in touch with that.

I'm acting from the heart, how can that be a mistake?

I'm not cut out for this shit

I'm not going left or right of those trees, okay?

I'm sorry

I'm sorry.

I'm waggling

I'm watching

I'm with you.

I've been called many things, but never been saddled with that

I've hooked my 5.

I've seen what you've done with McAvoy. It could come in handy.

I've shanked the 6.

In fact, wait a minute, get on top. I'll show you.

Is this normal behavior?

It doesn't get much better than this.

It looks like the caddy wants to hit the shot.

It'll be 4 days if he hits his 3 wood

It's a 3 shot par 5.

It's a relaxing ritual we do.

It's got your name on it.

John Cook at the par 518th

Just waggle it.

Kind of like old times.

Let me give you my card.

Let's see if the big dog'll eat.

Look at that. Smooth as silk.

Look, your job isn't just to qualify for the Open

Make a 5, for crying out loud. That's insane.

May be the shot that gets him back on track here.

Me too.

Meanwhile, here's Roy McAvoy.

Molly, wait

Money in the bank.

Mr. McAvoy, I can appreciate that you have a fairly laid back lifestyle...

My car title's collateral.

National television, no warm up.

Nice shot.

No chance for parole

No one's ever finished an Open 10 under, not even Nicklaus.

No, 3 days he's put it in the water.

No, I'm not happy, man

No.

No.

Not unless I knock it by you

Now, old Roy...

Now, you said trust my feelings. I did

Oh, God.

Oh, good.

Oh, Jesus, Roy

Oh, that was great.

Oh, you amuse me, Roy.

Okay, look...

One good swing.

One swing each

Or your destiny. Or any other term you remember from Cliff Notes

Plus, if the boys in Salome were in town, they'd come here.

Psychologist.

Really

Right

Right over there.

Round and round she goes, where she stops... Number 2!

Roy, there's no such thing as..

She was crying when she came out.

Shit

Shit.

Slow down.

So am I. Look at me, all right?

Stay up!

Such is life

Sue Ann, honey, it's okay. Okay.

Take them all.

Take this ball...

Thank you for West Texas.

That better be you, Roy.

That looks stupid.

That was better

That's a smart play.

That's hardly ever been the case

That's what the golf swing's about.

The all time lowest round in a major doesn't belong to a Jack Nicklaus...

The big dog just ate something.

The guys down the line are a little concerned

The opening phrase of this poem will always be the grip.

The word normal and him don't often collide in the same sentence

Then do it.

There is Mr

There's a Waffle House like this in Odessa, Texas.

Think of it as bragging rights.

Think of sitting around the bar crowing about the Cadillac you won from me.

This is everything.

This is my office

This is ridiculous

To Romeo, my best friend,

Too bad.

Trust your feelings.

Unbelievable.

Waggle.

Wait. Molly, I got this one

Warm?

We just want you to know we are with you all the way.

We owe her $12,000.

Welcome to life on the tour

Well, you know...

Well?

Were you being literal or was that some Freudian deal?

West Texas.

What an ugly dog

What are your labor costs?

What happened?

What is all this stuff?

What is the deal?

What kind of doctor did you say you were?

What?

What'd you mean I should try being saddled sometime?

What're you talking about?

What's a Mulligan?

What's going on down there?

What's wrong with you?

Who quit

Why did you wait so long to leave that Simms character?

Why?

With equity and inventory it's worth...

Wood.

Yeah, therapy.

You ain't going to have that luxury.

You are definitely the man

You better give me the 3.

You can do it.

You don't got the game.

You don't know no shrinks.

You don't think this guy can pull this shot off?

You ever get bored?

You ever shoot par with a 7 iron?

You go up there and take a drop. Try to save par, like yesterday.

You got it bad?

You know every bump on the fairway and every subtle break on every green.

You know what? I'll see you both in the bar.

You know, read the greens, club me, that kind of stuff.

You may be right, but you know what?

You mean like a no harm, no foul kiss?

You need a glove.

You need tell her something nice to start off with.

You qualify, you're in.

You really look good.

You see...

You sound like a woman looking for a way out

You still think this game is about your testosterone count

Your natural thing is really sweet, but we don't do natural here.

4 to 1.

62.

237, man, to carry that water.

1981, Fort Washington Golf Club, Fresno, California, ring a bell?

He's done it again. No, not again.

I'm laying it off? That, too

Nice playing. Hell of a round

Oh, God! Don't worry about it.

That was a good one. Or was it 7 iron on 14?

Tie my left shoe? Right now, do it!

Yeah, look... my best friend

...always on line

...and a half million dollar purse.

...and I'll show you.

...and that broad's crying still in the exit room.

...and you can't wait...

...Arnold Palmer!

...driving range pro whose checks are signed by a stripper.

...fluid sense of time to being born under the sign of Pisces.

...for an 82

...get drunk

...I am your caddy

...I can always tell when someone's lying to himself.

...it means you just can't go for it

...it never occurred to me to try.

...it'd be one of the most remarkable turn arounds in history.

...it's alive, this swing, and a sculpture...

...it's got to be firm on the left hand edge with this putt.

...little finger.

...on golf's all time masterpiece round.

...one...

...operating a barely solvent business, ducking the IRS...

...or an Arnold Palmer...

...throw caution to the wind and...

...tied for the lead with Roy McAvoy, who's on the 18th tee.

...to so many charities and all of your fans

...with character

...with the energy you give...

...you're not just at least..