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A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) A Million Ways to Die in the West is a 2014 comedy-western film directed by Seth

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A Million Ways to Die in the West is a 2014 comedy-western film directed by Seth MacFarlane, who also stars as the lead actor. The movie takes place in the wild west of Arizona in 1882 and follows the misadventures of sheep farmer Albert Stark (Seth MacFarlane) as he navigates the treacherous and deadly world around him.

In this hilarious yet wildly unpredictable film, viewers are taken on a ride through the dangers and absurdity that await Albert at every corner. From deadly shootouts to hilarious mishaps, this movie explores the many perils that the characters encounter in the wild west. A Million Ways to Die in the West is a true dark comedy that adds a fresh and comical twist to the classic western genre.

The talented cast of A Million Ways to Die in the West includes Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried, Neil Patrick Harris, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Silverman, and many others. Charlize Theron portrays Anna, a mysterious and beautiful gunslinger, who becomes an unexpected ally and love interest for Albert. Liam Neeson brings his iconic screen presence to the role of Clinch Leatherwood, the ruthless and feared outlaw.

Amanda Seyfried plays Louise, Albert's shallow and fickle girlfriend, who soon leaves him for Foy (Neil Patrick Harris), the arrogant and mustachioed owner of the town's "moustachery." Giovanni Ribisi delivers a charming performance as Edward, Albert's best friend, who works as a humble shoe repairman and is madly in love with the town's prostitute, Ruth (Sarah Silverman).

The film's plot revolves around Albert's journey of self-discovery and bravery as he confronts the various dangers and challenges of the west. In an effort to win back Louise's affections, Albert tries to face his fears and prove himself as a worthy man. With the help of Anna, who teaches him how to shoot and stand up for himself, Albert gradually gains confidence and finds the strength to face his adversaries.

Throughout the movie, the audience is treated to a series of hilarious and outrageous encounters with death, which showcase the film's unique comedic style. Whether it is an accidental encounter with a bull, a saloon brawl, or even a comedic cameo from Doc Brown himself (Christopher Lloyd), the film constantly reminds us of the many ways that life in the west can lead to a sudden demise.

The comedic genius of Seth MacFarlane shines through in A Million Ways to Die in the West, as he delivers witty dialogue, over-the-top scenarios, and masterful comedic timing. The film combines classic western tropes with contemporary humor, creating a perfect blend of old and new. MacFarlane's comedic sensibilities won't disappoint fans of his previous work, such as Family Guy or Ted.

For those interested in the sounds and music featured in A Million Ways to Die in the West, they can be played and downloaded via various platforms. The film's soundtrack, composed by Joel McNeely, captures the essence of the wild west with its nostalgic yet playful melodies. It perfectly complements the film's comedic tone, emphasizing the irony and absurdity of the situations the characters find themselves in.

In conclusion, A Million Ways to Die in the West is a delightful comedy-western film that offers a refreshing take on the genre. With a star-studded cast, hilarious dialogue, and a unique blend of comedy and western tropes, this movie is a must-watch for fans of Seth MacFarlane's humor and anyone seeking a good laugh. So sit back, relax, and prepare to chuckle your way through the countless dangers of the wild west.

Ah..
Albert
Albert Stark.
Albert, he always shoots on "two
Albert, I'm breaking up with you
Albert, you gotta get out of here
Albert, you gotta get out of here.
ALBERT: Oh, my God
And anyone who tries to stop him is gonna be a dead man.
And because I liked you
And I have a surprise for you.
And one more thing.
And, you know, the funny thing is,
Anna.
Are you excited?
Bearable. (SIGHS)
Because they're staring at the stick hoop all day
Been prospecting up there, but that stream's about panned out.
But I promise you, there's so much to live for
But if we really do love each other,
Care to try?
Come on, Louise.
Hey.
How about I steal a bottle of whiskey and we get out of here?
I know, exactly, because when you lift it up
I... I shouldn't have done that.
I'm gonna be right back
Isn't that a fine how do you do?
It's 1:30 in the morning. We need to talk.
It's beautiful!
It's kind of a regular occurrence around here
It's this one company out in Boston
Let her go,
Lewis.
Louise,
Louise, that's the oldest line in the book.
Maybe, at some point. I don't know.
Mmm
Möbius moustache, that's the one.
My parents were there, and a couple of neighbors.
NARRATOR: Some people are born into the wrong time and place.
Not a nice thing for a man's wife to say about her husband.
Oh, you know what? I'm over it. You can go
Oh!
Okay, it's... It's Sheriff Brady. But please, please, please
Okay, look, look, look! Before you kill me,
Okay! I'm gonna close the Bible now.
Pieces of shirt.
Plugger, give it to me
RUTH: Yes, I'm absolutely sure.
So much better than last week.
So, like, 5:30? Does that work?
Thank you.
That is our mayor
That's them. That's them
That's where it hurts. Like, right there
This fight is way more violent than yours...
Three.
Trust me.
Wandered in there, and then when I went to pick it up,
Well, there was some shit with my uncle, but that was...
What are you doing here?
What, are you serious? Because of Louise?
What?
Who the hell are you?
Who?
Why don't you just tell me what the problem is
Why don't you shut up?
Yeah, I'm fine. And listen, Albert.
Yeah, okay.
Yes, sir
You best watch where you stand.
You know what that kind of diet does to your guts?
You need a little confidence boost, my friend
You really only need one shot
You sure look like you could use one.
You wanna back up that attitude, asshole?
Your sheep are everywhere.
(ANNA GRUNTS)
(BARKS)
(BARKS)
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT) You just take the gold, okay?
(COUGHS)
(CRACKLING)
(CROWD LAUGHING)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(EXHALES)
(GASPS)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(HORSE NEIGHS)
(HUFFS)
(LAUGHING) You do not look like Jane Austen threw...
(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)