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Three characters from the 2008 film Role Models pose against a brick wall with promotional posters for role modeling.

Role Models (2008) Soundboard

"Role Models" is a hilarious and heartwarming comedy film directed by David Wain. Released in 2008, the movie revolves around the lives of two energy drink salesmen who are forced to serve as role models for troubled kids as part of a community service program.

The film features a talented cast, who bring the characters to life with their brilliant performances. Paul Rudd leads the cast as Danny Donahue, an unhappy and cynical salesperson for an energy drink company. He is joined by his sarcastic and quick-witted co-worker, Wheeler, played by Seann William Scott. These two characters perfectly complement each other, with their dynamic chemistry adding an extra layer of comedy to the film.

Danny's girlfriend, Beth, is portrayed by the talented Elizabeth Banks. He is constantly at odds with her, feeling that she wants to change him into something he's not. Through their rocky relationship, the movie explores themes of self-discovery and personal growth.

The two main characters find themselves in trouble after an unfortunate incident. As a result, they are court-ordered to serve 150 hours each as mentors in a Big Brother-style program known as "Sturdy Wings." This is when the hilarity truly ensues.

The mentors are assigned to two unique young boys: Augie, brilliantly portrayed by Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Ronnie, played by the talented Bobb'e J. Thompson. Augie is a socially awkward teenager with a passion for live-action role-playing games, while Ronnie is a foul-mouthed troublemaker. Both young actors deliver exceptional performances, bringing depth and authenticity to their characters.

As Danny and Wheeler attempt to guide their mentees, they encounter various obstacles and learn valuable life lessons along the way. From embarrassing moments to unexpected friendships, the film takes the audience on a wild and entertaining journey.

"Role Models" is known for its clever humor, blending witty dialogue with physical comedy. With a mix of slapstick moments and charming banter, the film consistently delivers laughs. However, beneath the surface, the story explores themes of personal growth, acceptance, and the importance of positive influences.

The movie's soundtrack perfectly complements the story, featuring an eclectic mix of songs that enhance the emotional impact of each scene. From classic rock anthems to uplifting tunes, the soundtrack elevates the film's overall experience.

With its memorable characters, witty writing, and heartwarming story, "Role Models" offers more than just a few laughs. It encourages viewers to reflect on their own lives, the impact they have on others, and the significance of finding positive role models in unexpected places.

If you are eager to immerse yourself in the world of "Role Models," you can play and download these sounds here. Relive the laughter, the friendship, and the touching moments that make this film a true gem. Get ready to embark on a rollercoaster ride of comedy and self-discovery as you join Danny, Wheeler, Augie, and Ronnie on their unforgettable journey.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the unforgettable experience that is "Role Models." With its stellar cast, humorous script, and valuable life lessons, this film will leave you laughing, crying, and inspired all at once. Don't miss out on the chance to experience this comedic gem that has captured the hearts of audiences since its release in 2008.

All right, Gleebo. One more.
And every woman has two boobs, for the most part
And I tell them I spent a lot of time alone as a kid.
And let's rip this realm a new asshole!
And not that from concentrate shit.
And this motherfucker tried to grab on my hang down.
And your whispering eye.
Are you BSing me? 'Cause I know you're the best BSer.
Aren't you dead yet?
Aye... I am, too. Come on.
Baby! Yeah!
Because he's the king, and he rules the entire realm.
Beth, you are so awesome
Blufgan!
Brothers in arms, follow me!
But I can't come home right now
But I don't care,
Cacedonia is to rule forever!
Cocaine.
Come here.
Come on, man! We're on pins and needles. Give us a story.
Come on, please.
Come on! Don't bullshit me.
Come on. No!
Come on. Sing it!
Connie who's engaged.
Cool.
Danny, you're not happy
Danny?
Do what makes you happy.
Drugs are bad. Energy drinks, good.
Drugs. Why do kids take drugs?
Dude, that's harsh.
Dude, this is like Shrek's piss.
Dude!
Esplen, Goddess of Navalore
Excellent!
Fight it. Come on. Stay awake.
For all you know, he hates his job as much as you do
Forget her, man.
Fuck my cock! Sorry
Fuck, yeah.
Game face, bro.
Game winner! I win!
God, this suit smells like Tater Tots.
Good luck, mi amigos!
Good morning. Can I take your order?
Good one, sir.
Guess what I did last night.
Hail, Blufgan!
He knows not I'm here.
Hello, gentlemen.
Here I am
Here I am
Hey, man!
Hey! Hey, Esplen.
Hey. Or as little time.
Hillary Clinton. I'm sort of into politics.
His lackeys are pretty strong,
His royalty approaches!
Hmm.
How many hours do we have left?
How's it going?
I can see that.
I can't take it anymore with you yapping away.
I didn't know **** could sing like that.
I don't know
I don't know how you do it, kid.
I don't want to take my pants off!
I go bang, bang, bang the drum.
I have a question, Wheeler. Yes, JJ
I just hope we're talking pasta and not pussy.
I know. Keys.
I mean, I thought my life sucked. Jesus Christ, I really feel for you
I sort of have a boner.
I think it might be. No, it's not. Nobody sings that song.
I think you guys are gonna have to go to jail
I was wondering if you could maybe sign my hours sheet from yesterday
I... I lost my temper when I saw you last, and that was regrettable.
I... The kid acts so tough,
I'd love to see you.
I'm gonna run a train on these chicken fingers.
I'm in the middle of battling a Cacedonian.
I'm just doing my perimeter check.
I'm just glad you're gonna be getting him out of his own little world a bit.
I'm moving out.
I'm not Wheeler, happy in some brainless job,
I'm the guy that can't enjoy life? Wrong!
I'm your friend.
I've never done that before, but I will punch you in the face.
If he be so brave,
It means vagina
It's a crown
It's a minotaur.
It's all fairyland with him.
It's just, Ronnie looks up to you. Okay?
It's the ultimate race against the clock.
Jeez, Augie. You're acting like your goldfish died
Just put your game face on.
Kid, you got a lot to learn.
Kiss? Are you kidding? No. God.
Language, Ronnie!
Large black coffee.
Leave it to us, Augie.
Leave them for Davith
Listen, you little twerp.
Long line
Long live the king.
Love gun
Magic healing potion. Wizards...
Maybe a stupid one, but I'm just spit balling here.
Maybe they're trying to fit in with a new group of friends.
Mazel tov! No.
My dick!
My fair lady Esplen, Goddess of Navalore.
No
No, no, no
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no. I don't mean to cause trouble.
No, you're going to Sturdy Wings.
No? Maybe they just understand that life is pain,
No.
No. Venti is 20.
No. Wait. Oh, yeah, I got it.
Now, all right.
Oh, boy
Oh, Danny boy The Danny boys are Danny boys
Oh, my God
Oh, no, I don't... I'm not the kid's parent.
Oh, no!
Oh, this juice? Yeah, that juice.
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah
Oh. Beyoncé. She's smoking!
Oh. I'm sorry. Augie, right. He'll be out in a minute.
Okay!
Okay.
Okay. Thanks.
One slice to the king's chest and down like a sack of elderberries!
Ouch. Ouch. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Paul Stanley is sick of Kiss.
People ask me, Gayle, how did you
Please open the door, or I'll pour your juice out.
Please. No.
Prepare for a Glencracken!
Put it back in.
Really?
Really? Yeah.
Romance her. Give her that patch of yours. She'll love it.
Ronnie, this is Anson.
Ronnie! Leave him alone.
Ronnie! What are you doing?
Schedule wise, you can elect to spend
Screw it!
See you.
See, that's me?
So how was your first weekend with the boys?
So I feel your pain
So I'm gonna let you guys get to know each other,
So let us raise our swords in victory,
So, your parents... Wow.
Stay off drugs.
Sure. Great.
Tell her her hair is like 1,000 suns. Look, I..
Thank you so much. All right.
Thank you, friends. Your honor is great.
That seems pretty cool
That's a classy move, man.
That's just you saying a bunch of things.
That's not gonna be enough.
That's... You look amazing
The Demon.
The gods have played a coup.
There's always a guy with an acoustic guitar that doesn't quite know how to play it.
They don't call me the king of this game for nothing!
Thinking you can come back at me, okay,
This is a nightmare.
Today sucks.
Turn and fight, coward!
Uh oh!
Um...
We are gonna make some s'mores using white chocolate.
We need people. Give me your e mail.
We will move our chip monk feet
We'll go to the party, we'll get some zah,
We're all divided into countries,
We're making a detour. Why?
We're making the world a better place.
Welcome, everybody.
Well, you know what I say to those naysayers?
Well, you're gonna have to ask him yourself.
What are you doing?
What the fuck just happened there?
What the hell's going on?
What's a PIC? Partner in crime
What's he doing?
Wheeler called me. Hi.
Where am I gonna find a girl who hates all the same things I do?
Where's Spaceman?
Who told you to say that?
Who would believe it?
Who's Ronnie, dude?
Whoa! Who's that dork?
Whoop dee doo, right?
Wow, you look way too young to be Ronnie's mother.
Yeah, he and his lackeys eat there before every battle.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah! What the fuck are we talking about?
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah. Oh, snap! No!
Yeah. Totally.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, my lord. North.
Yes, Wheeler? Question.
You and me should make up
You can't kill me after I already killed you
You got to hit it and quit it.
You guys are fucked.
You guys are so smart. Who's got a scarier story than me?
You have to kneel before the king.
You just have to look for it.
You know what? Don't worry about it. We'll make do with three each.
You know what's great about this job?
You know, a lot of people don't realize that bushes, just like flowers,
You know, Beth's right. I'm a dick.
You know, I'm 35 years old.
You mean Esplen, the Goddess of Navalore?
You probably heard that out of context. Excuse me?
You say, No, thanks. I'll just have a Minotaur.
You take it back, and it comes...
You're the man, Danny!
Your erection is showing.