Austin Powers in Goldmember Soundboard Edit

A powers you better watch your freaking self because this is one Doctor Who does make house calls.

All I know is that I'm having an Amsterdam good time. Yes, I just want you to be my everything.

Alright, hold on let's try and find my balls for God sakes. 1/2 An three. OK I'm OK.

And now it is time to shake goodbye. Doctor Evil SH orders rich for you is bad news bears.

Are we done here? A chicken cop?

Assholes I have time for a smoke and a pancake or what?

Austin Powers Fassia his what is fascia doctor evil? His furger it's furger fish. Basha you know the fassia yeah gold member I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch OK perv boy Sasha is bad that dishwashe...

Bye, mole. Bye.

Call my dad.

Cool baby, you look very switched on.

Did you just soil yourself? Maybe it did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end? Let's have a smell alright. Woo, wafting, wafting or everyone likes their own brand don't this is magic alr...

Doctor Evil can I paint issue who gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.

Doctor evil, you look very tight. Yes, do it like a Tiger. Yes yes yes really yes, you look like a macho man.

Don't forget them if their pellet tell you have a brief over exam when I hope it's mostly oral and not too brief. Baby, you know driven over exam.

Everybody I'm from Holland, isn't that beer?

Fasha Fasha #goldmember #austin powers #father #fasha #dad #papa

Fat bastard, but you're not fat anymore. Allowing the subway there, you know. Just like Jared, I've lost 180 pounds. Congratulations, baby, thank you. I do have a little bit of excess skin though. ...

Free Kitty who I had the best grades in a class and I didn't get diddly squat.

Free Kitty who?

Gentlemen, you have my demands. Peace out.

Having said that I do have some thoughts #mike myers #austin powers #notes #i do have some thoughts #criticism

Hey, David Lady, here's my diaper. I think I might pinch one off too soon. Oh I, I left the rosebud in Emporia.

Hi I'm Dixie Dixie normous.

How About No You Crazy Dutch B*stard #nope #nah #no #no way #never #negative #crazy dutch bastard #austin powers #goldmember #mike myers #how about no

I know guys on crack that makes more sense than you.

I love gold.

I mean, I actually have frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads.

I now declare this freaking idiot convention open O and I have some other good news. Yeah, we're in first place in the freaking idiot League. Everyone in this sub. Blair, who is not a freaking idio...

I realize I have a large mole on my face #mole on my face #blemish #large mole #austin powers

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Is it true what they say about you kickstand really? Can I give you my cell phone number, please?

Jesus Christ this tape is making my nuts up together. It's gonna start a fire.

John, I'm in the mood for a party who was the color of my paper is swinging shindig?

Kublai me all your privates had the privates painted gold. How bizarre. Imagine gilded Tally Whackers Golden wedding tackle 14 karat trouser snakes. That's OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my new submarine layer. It's long and hard and full of seamen.

Mall

Meet mini me, blind me, I thought I smelled cabbage.

Mini me loves chocolate Scotty do well. I like chocolate fine. I just got the dirt. Yeah well yeah it was very familiar. Hang on, let me do what I do would you stop? How are how about it was how I ...

Model.

Moley, moley, moley, moley! #moley moley #austin powers

Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly.

Mr. Roboto is lying to us. Tell me something I don't know. I open mouth, kissed a horse once said what? That's something you don't know.

My word, you're a tripod. What do you feed that thing? It's like a baby's arm holding an Apple. The good news is you never get tired. You can use it as a kickstand.

No one would make that connection #painfully obvious #elephant in the room #awkward realization #austin powers

No traitor.

Nobody training stupid for the shooting begins.

Not so much. Smarty pants evil. You might not want to destroy the world, but I though.

Now who has my father? Oh someone has some daddy issues. Nothing could be my father from the truth you said my father no I didn't. How didn't did not shower for me. This is a dad issue. That issue ...

Of course your name is fuck me, it will behave baby now your name is fuck me you kiss your mother with that mouth. Give me the guy. Oh I see your name is spook me.

Oh shut up! #shut up #be quiet #stop talking #austin powers

Oh yeah, she she she she she is a keeper. Alright, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth are you? You did. OK that's just gross yeah shortly yes, that was good.

On the whole, I think Preparation H feels good. What is it now? No, nothing you know what I agree. Preparation H does feel good on the whole. What I'm glad we're spray can see the same link T.

One billion gagillion..

Oops, I did it again baby, yeah.

Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations, preparations A through G were complete failure, but now ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam which we...

Record Breaker 1 niner. This is Colby wag alright here for their Golden wearing this is rubber ducky what's your shared? 20 over I've got Preparation H and my beard is smoking the better my back bo...

Remember when I told you we're not so different? You and I we're not so different you are not see. I did say that.

Right, it looks like Godzilla, but due to international Copyright laws it's not. There was around like it is what the law, so it isn't.

Scott is on fire.

Sir Doctor Evil's not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit. Which one? It's the one that looks like a parrot melon. Big juicy melons are they nice and firm or what do you think? ...

So often what you think of the opening credits will. I can't believe this is Steven Spielberg, the Grooviest filmic in the history of cinema is making a movie about my life very shagadelic baby. Ye...

Sure you can kill me, but then what happens to Austin Powers? Fassia positive. You know, Marsha and faster than the father comes home and I am the portion which is going on here and then the Marsha...

That anyone can take a hint it doesn't understand he is small.

That's not right.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the Dutch.

Up your job Turkey.

We are both fingers. You see, you have a tight body. I see that from your toy punch. Yes, you are through it like a Tiger.

Welcome to New 1975 Austin Powers and Farsia.

Well Miss Norma's shall we shag, now or shag later? Oh, often behave.

Well, I didn't have any corn.

Well, the future better get ready for me 'cause I'm foxy Cleopatra and I'm a whole lot of woman.

Where to go a whole.

Yeah baby yeah.

Yeah you could, but book me that was fast. Fuck your, oh, you're going the right way for a smack bottom. And I don't care who knows it. Then in my Dream Theater her name fuck you book you fool 3.

Yes, nice to meet you. Meet you. Nice to meet your mole. Don't say more I said mom.

You have the right to remain 60 sugar.

You know doctor evil. I used to think you were crazy, I know, but now I can see your nuts. I thank you.

You know gold member. I do think that something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah little creepy.

You speak Japanese and little well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.

You under arrest sugar.

You're insane gold member, and that's the way. Uh-huh uh, huh? I like it kacian the Sunshine band.

You're surrounded doctor evil shit.