Dr. Evil Soundboard Edit

All right guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism

Alright stupid

Alright zip it

Come Mister Bigglesworth

Doctor evil I didn't spend six years of evil medical school to be called mister thank you very much

Dot com

Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound

Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound

Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound

Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound

Even before you start, that was a preemptive shush

Fucking freezing in here mister bigglesworth

Go to start

He's wiping of our meeting here at all subtitle zip it

Here's the flat

Here's the plan

How about no

I don't like that insolent tone

I have the group liquidated you little shit they were insolent

I is in general is drake exhibit A

I make the decisions here, ok? #austin powers #call the shots #decide

I really am trying to kill him but so far successfully quite widely like his old man

I want chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver

I want skype this man you know you like a china man talking

I'm debbie long stockings

I'm gonna get you austin powers

I'm with it

I'm your father

I've been a fricking even doctor for security fricking years OK

I've been a fricking evil doctor for thirty freaking years OK

If it good

It W W dutch dot com dot org

Just know I have a whole bag of shit with your name on it

Kill the little bastards who would I care

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: exhibit A

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my underground layer

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my underground layer

Let me take the story better manage

Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure

Look what you did to mister bigglesworth

Look what you did to mister bigglesworth

Mini me stop pumping the laser OK honest to god why don't you and the giant laser get a fricking room for god sakes

Mister president in twelve hours I would destroy washington DC with this giant laser

No

No no no no you want to run things here

OK moving on

OK no problem

OK then

OK then one hundred billion dollars

One Million Dollars #dr evil #1 million dollars #austin powers #money

Put road killing my sheets don't you ever do that again you hear me don't you ever do that again I can't stay mad at you look at that corner

Really

Really

Right

Right

Right

Ritualistically shaved my testicles there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggested trient

Silence number two

Stop the truck truck truck truck detector

Sure

That makes me angry and when doctor evil gets angry mister bigglesworth gets upset and when mister bigglesworth gets upset

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggest you try it

There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster

Throw me a frickin bone here and the boss need the info

We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for

We take special care of him

Welcome to my underground lair you're just in time enjoy the share

What do we have

When a problem comes arlong you much zip it

When a problem comes out long you much zip it twitch tippet bird

Who's going to take over the world when I die

Why did you run out on me because you're not quite evil enough but it's true

Would you like to have the circle at my zipper

Yep would you like to have a circle of my zipper

Yes

You don't look at me like i'm freaking frankenstein

You just don't get it clear you don't

You know I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

Your quasi evil your semi involved you're the margarine of fever

Zip it

Zip it

100 Billion Dollars #dr evil #100 billion dollars #austin powers