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All right guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism
All right guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism
Always in general the drake exhibit A
Always in general the drake exhibit A
Call mister bigglesworth
Call mister bigglesworth
Doctor evil I didn't spend six years and evil medical school to be called mister thank you very much
Doctor evil I didn't spend six years and evil medical school to be called mister thank you very much
Even before you start
Even before you start
Here's the flat
Here's the flat. 1 million dollars
How about no
How about no
I don't like that insolent tone
I don't like that insolent tone
I have the group liquidated you little shit they were insula
I have the group liquidated you little shit they were insula
I really am trying to kill him but so far successfully quite widely like his old man
I really am trying to kill him but so far successfully quite widely like his old man
I want chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver
I want chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver
I'm with it i'm hip
I'm with it i'm hip
I'm your father
I'm your father
I've been a fricking evil doctor for thirty freaking years OK
I've been a fricking evil doctor for thirty freaking years OK
It W W dutch dot com dot org
It W W dutch dot com dot org
Just know I have a whole bag of shit with your name on it
Just know I have a whole bag of shit with your name on it
Kill the little bastards who would I care
Kill the little bastards who would I care
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my underground layer
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my underground layer
Let me take the story better manage
Let me take the story better manage
Let this be a reminder to you all that this organizacion will not tolerate failure
Let this be a reminder to you all that this organizacion will not tolerate failure
Look what you did to mister bigglesworth
Look what you did to mister bigglesworth
Mister president in twelve hours I would destroy washington DC with this giant laser
Mister president in twelve hours I would destroy washington DC with this giant laser
No no no no you want to run things here
No no no no you want to run things here
OK moving on
OK moving on
OK no problem
OK no problem
OK then
OK then
Prank Call Sounds: Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Dr. Evil Soundboard Sound
Really
Really
Really
Really
Ride
Ride
Right
Right
Silence number two
Silence number two
Stop the truck truck truck that up to check the doctor doctor turk attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack are AH
Stop the truck truck truck that up to check the doctor doctor turk attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack are AH
Such a starch and
Such a starch and
Sure
Sure
That makes me angry and when doctor evil gets angry mister bigglesworth gets upset and when mister bigglesworth gets upset
That makes me angry and when doctor evil gets angry mister bigglesworth gets upset and when mister bigglesworth gets upset
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggest you try it
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggest you try it
There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster
There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster
Throw me a frickin bone here and the boss need the info
Throw me a frickin bone here and the boss need the info
We take special caravan
We take special caravan
Welcome to my underground lair you're just in time enjoy the share
Welcome to my underground lair you're just in time enjoy the share
What do we have
What do we have
When a problem comes out long you much zip it which tippet bird
When a problem comes out long you much zip it which tippet bird
Who's going to take over the world when I die
Who's going to take over the world when I die
Would you like to have the circle at my zipper
Would you like to have the circle at my zipper
Yes
Yes
You don't look at me like i'm freaking frankenstein
You don't look at me like i'm freaking frankenstein
You just don't get it where you don't
You just don't get it where you don't
You know I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads
You know I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads
Zip it
Zip it
Zip it
Zip it