Dr Evil Soundboard Edit

A hefty ransom

All right guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism.

Alright guard begin

Alright zip it

Always and gentlemen, the Great Exhibit A.

And evil petting zoo

Are they ill tempered?

But don't look at me like I'm freaking Frankenstein.

Can I have a hug?

Come Mister Bigglesworth

Doctor evil I didn't spend 6 years and evil medical school to be called Mister. Thank you very much.

Don't look at me like i'm frankenstien

Don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mofo

Dr evil

Dr evil

Dr evil 2

Dr Evil 30

Dr Evil Bone

Dr Evil I know

Dr Evil laugh

Dr Evil Million

Dr Evil Welcome

Dragon Ball DBH Evil Dragon

Even before you start, that was a preemptive.

Give me a hug

Go to my second plan

Hello

Here's the plan

Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for $1,000,000.

How about no (dr evil)

How about no?

I am angry when I get angry Mr. Kitty worth gets angry mini me Angry

I didn't spend 6 years at Evil Medical School to be called Mister

I don't like that insolent tone

I don't like that insolent tone.

I had to pop a cop

I have the group liquidated you little **** they were insolent.

I have the world deadliest assassins

I really am trying to kill him

I really am trying to kill him but so far and it successfully quite widely like his old man.

I shall call him mini me

I want chicken. I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver.

I'm the boss

I'm the head of an evil organization

I'm with it

I'm with it, I'm hip.

I'm your father

I'm your father, Doctor Evil.

I've an evil dr for 30 years

I've been a freaking evil doctor for 30 freaking years, OK?

I've been frozen for 30 years

Just know I have a whole bag of shhh with your name on it

Just know I have a whole bag of with your name on it.

Kill the little bastard see what I care

Kill the Little Bastard, see what I care.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground layer.

Leave mini mr bigglesworth alone

Let me tell you a little story, better manage.

Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.

Let's go

Let's just do what we usually do

Look what you did

Look what you did to Mister Bigglesworth.

Milliarde Dollar Dr Evil

Mr biggleworth gets upset

Mr President in 12 hours I would destroy Washington DC with this giant laser.

Muhahahahaha

Muhahahahaha. Muhahahahaha. Muhahahahaha.

Need the info

No

No we don't naw on our kitty

No, no, no no. You want to run things here.

Not even a hot pocket

Ok

Ok moving on

Ok no problem

Ok then

OK then.

OK, moving on.

OK, no problem.

One simple request pt1

One simple request pt2

Pay you people for

Ransom for 1 million dollars

Really

Really.

Really.

Right

Right

Right?

Right?

Shh

Shh

Shh

Shit

Silence number 2

Silence number 2.

Sshh

Stop the Tucker Tucker, Tucker Tucker Tucker Tucker, Tucker, Tucker Tucker Tucker Tucker Yep the tractor so.

Thank you very much

That makes me angry

That makes me angry. And when Doctor Evil gets angry, Mister Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mister Bigglesworth gets upset, people die.

That was a premtive shh

That's a start.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

Throw me a frickin bone here on the boss. Need the info?

Throw me a frikin bone here

We take special care of him, boy.

Welcome to my underground lair. You're just in time. Enjoy the share.

Welcome to my underground liar

What do we have?

When a problem comes along, you must dip it. Dip it good.

When mr bigglesworth gets upset

Who's gonna take over the world when I die

Who's gonna take over the world when I die?

Why make trillions when we can make billions

Will not tollerate failure

Would you like to have a circle at my zipper?

Www.com.org

Yep.

You don't

You frickin idiot

You have to tell me these things

You hungry

You just don't get it do ya

You just don't get it, do you? You don't.

You know I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.

You wanna run thing here

You're quadi evil

You're semi evil

You're the diet coke of evil

Zip it.

Zip it.

1 million dollars