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And that's suspended no more.
And that's suspended no more.
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you ready or not?
Are you ready or not?
Big old fat Sissy.
Big old fat Sissy.
Craig.
Craig.
Do you remember when I showed you that video, the little bird eggs?
Do you remember when I showed you that video, the little bird eggs?
Going now.
Going now.
Hello boy, this is that Christmas morning.
Hello boy, this is that Christmas morning.
Her nut.
Her nut.
Hey.
Hey.
Holy moly.
Holy moly.
Holy mother Mary.
Holy mother Mary.
I can't wait too good. I can't see. Are you still there? Ohh. How's it go over there?
I can't wait too good. I can't see. Are you still there? Ohh. How's it go over there?
I could almost feel his balls on my fist.
I could almost feel his balls on my fist.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I think someone's in there.
I think someone's in there.
I think you something supernatural going on. I asked my dad why I was being grounded and he said that for asking him that I was more grounded. It doesn't make sense.
I think you something supernatural going on. I asked my dad why I was being grounded and he said that for asking him that I was more grounded. It doesn't make sense.
I thought you said now I'm a bad man, you hear me? And take out your stupid cars.
I thought you said now I'm a bad man, you hear me? And take out your stupid cars.
I touched Wendy's boob.
I touched Wendy's boob.
I'm going to take his car. This is like Grand Theft Auto.
I'm going to take his car. This is like Grand Theft Auto.
I'm gonna beat her up and get her money.
I'm gonna beat her up and get her money.
I'm in the bad part of Canada. Just can't lamppost.
I'm in the bad part of Canada. Just can't lamppost.
I'm just looking at a video of bird eggs that I took.
I'm just looking at a video of bird eggs that I took.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm taking your money. She stabbed me. The hooker stabby.
I'm taking your money. She stabbed me. The hooker stabby.
I've been grounded.
I've been grounded.
It doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
It'll be like old times.
It'll be like old times.
It's me, butters.
It's me, butters.
Love you too, Dad.
Love you too, Dad.
Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu.
Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu.
Match the last time I felt happy.
Match the last time I felt happy.
No, no, you don't understand. This time I've been grounded for no good reason.
No, no, you don't understand. This time I've been grounded for no good reason.
No.
No.
Of course not.
Of course not.
Ohh no you don't.
Ohh no you don't.
OK, then maybe that's enough.
OK, then maybe that's enough.
OK.
OK.
Photos.
Photos.
Prostitute out here?
Prostitute out here?
Stan.
Stan.
Take that, you damn hooker.
Take that, you damn hooker.
That poor lady.
That poor lady.
That was cool.
That was cool.
This is amazing. It's like I'm there.
This is amazing. It's like I'm there.
Well, go on, Sissy.
Well, go on, Sissy.
Well, I'm in the car now.
Well, I'm in the car now.
Well, not 100%.
Well, not 100%.
What do I do?
What do I do?
What the heck are you doing?
What the heck are you doing?
What?
What?
Who the genius everywhere.
Who the genius everywhere.
Whoa. It's also real.
Whoa. It's also real.
Why?
Why?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You do?
You do?