Chris Griffin - Family Guy Edit

Alright thanks.

And it's not kidding.

And that's it.

But I don't know if I can face him again.

But I'd like it if we could still be friends.

But the truth is, I really like him as a friend.

Bye.

Can you guess what it is?

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Chris Griffin

Chris Griffin - Family Guy Sound

Crass

Dad.

Elephants are bigger in person.

Everybody's mean to me because I'm not rich.

Geez, I'm sorry.

Give up.

Good evening.

Ha ha ha ha.

Hello little sea monkeys.

Hello Mr gorilla.

Hey dad.

Hey dude.

Hey guys, sure hope we win the big game on Saturday.

Hey.

Hi mom.

Hi, I ran away from home. Do you mind if I live with you?

Hi, is this room 214?

Hi.

His name is Sam.

I am in no more.

I buy and learn to laugh at myself. I'd be dead right now.

I can't do this anymore.

I could just be in my bed all day.

I couldn't study last night because you made us go to the ballet.

I don't care, tell him 'cause I'm not even gonna be here. I'm gonna run away and no one will ever see me again.

I don't care.

I don't want a romantic relationship.

I got powerful connections now thanks to Grandpa.

I gotta get going.

I guess that makes sense.

I haven't been this confused since the end of no way out.

I kissed a boy.

I married this 11 year old girl for all the wrong reasons.

I miss you too.

I never knew anyone who went crazy before, except for my invisible friend kernels fights.

I see you tomorrow.

I start high school.

I still don't fully understand.

I told you we gonna love cookies Rosanna.

I.

I'll do whatever you want.

I'm 13

I'm crass.

I'm not.

I'm so hungry I could ride a horse.

I'm thinking of another word. This time. It's definitely not Kitty.

I've cleaned your room and I did your homework. Can I be done now?

If I had a hole in my throat, I put pennies in it.

If I had a hole in my throat, I put pennies in it.

If I leave now, I won't hear who's the dumbest kid in the school.

It was getting at.

It's me, Chris, you know me.

It's true.

My dad doesn't care about me anymore.

My name is Chris.

No no no.

No problem.

No thanks.

No way.

No, I'm serious.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Oh no.

OK.

One time I pick my nose and I swear I could feel the bottom of my eye.

Really, is it that hard?

Really, wow cool.

Sam

So what are you wearing?

Someone reading my pants.

Sorry.

Thank God I finally get some time away from the evil monkey in my closet.

That sounds kind of cruel.

There is an evil monkey in my closet.

Try and guess the word I'm thinking of right now.

Well I am poor.

Well, we have to look at Uranus all day.

What?

What's life really all about?

When I stick this army guy with the sharp bend that up my nose, it tickles my brain own.

Where do you think you don't when you die?

Who's gonna feed me and protect me from the evil monkey in my closet?

Why are you talking like a bad guy?

Why is everybody else naked?

Why?

Wow, I bet you could see right through that.

Yeah, OK, soon as I finish this level.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

You don't have a soul.

You know what? No, that's it. I'm not. I'm not doing anymore of your crap.

You know, the weird thing is kissing Sam kind of fell right?

You're not going to tell on me, are you?