Prank Call Sounds: Slap Shot Soundboard Edit

After

All right

All set to go

All that work for the last girl on the pinwheel of the extravaganza what's her right there

Allstate

Almost having a lot of problems at home

Alright is bullshit

And it's a sale

Anybody chose me against the force i'm going to piss all over myself

Anybody home

Are you cheap son of a bitch

Are you crazy those guys are retards

Are you home

As you dumb to play with themselves

But as bullshit

But she's a fantastic gal I mean fantastic

Call detroit tell them bullshit

Call max gorgeous snatch N F L A

Can't is no good

Daddy he called me daddy transit station

Dave the killer have

Does that make him

Don't care was a fag no more I mean who cares it's natural it's all around us

Every game

Everything a fucking song

Fix the motor for

Flashing is like that

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck machine took my quarter

Give me a break right now is not thinking right here

Goodnight

Got sticking shit face on the bus louise left me and that sonofabitch over there keeps play me when he knows him shit face

He was dancing in front of a mirror with this kind of zebra skin jockstrap

Hello

Hello my

Hey

Hey I wanna soda

Hi

Hi

His wife is a guide

Holy shit

How many quarts is going to piss all over himself

I can sleeping with women

I didn't do it

I don't believe this I don't freaking believe this

I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a TV screen

I know a pistol shit out him

I know to drive in brazil

I look like some cock sucking faggot

I speaking happen when the guy take the stick you know when you go like that you know you don't do that oh no never never

I think the show speed racer here

I thought my hands guys I can't control him anymore they gotta be punished

I told him his wife was a dyke

I underlined the fox news for you

I wanted to tell you I forgot the whole thing years have passed now and sexually liberated

I'm drunk

I'm not bullshit you

I'm telling you you better be prepared because when I yank it out everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is going to be running for the exits

Is the answer jesus

It is and you can see that

It sure old time hockey like eighty sure yeah yeah

It's only so

Jenny book here then they give you a dime column massage

Jesus failures in three ****s and two murders in his park in one year

Johnny always says he can just prove so much and drink so much

Lesbian

Like

Nail nail to make a fucking head

Nice oh shit

Nice talk

Nipples hard with little rocks

No

No your son it's like a fag to maine

Now look like some cock sucking faggot have you seen range of ratio I don't care man enough is enough nowhere in my contact does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself and my right has he left fo...

Number how I screamed at you when you started coming on to me and I just had jesus stop it show i'm ashamed of you

Office on any sort

Oh

Oh no oh no

Oh shit is here

Oh that brings his head come over here

Oh yeah real cemented

OK coach

Old time hockey

Old time hockey

Old time hockey none of this wrestling shit

Pottery class of jokes all now somebody could open this faggot back broken wiggle my dick adam

Prank Call Sounds: Slap Shot Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Slap Shot Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Slap Shot Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Slap Shot Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Slap Shot Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Slap Shot Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Slap Shot Soundboard Sound

Pretty sure

Property smith threw a fucking tire changer right in the mouth

Push that pelvis from boy up there way way up there

Pussy

Put it on the foil

Put my fucking car but got it back

Remember I went up to your room afterwards and you were dressed in chicks close

Right

Right that reminds me ice coaching in omaha in nineteen forty eight and eddie shore sends me this guy does a terrable masturbate you know couldn't control himself when he would get deliberate penal...

She look like

Syllable

Take my father

Teacher you know card

The hansens

The hansons

The street new algebraic

Then

There goes jeff hanson into the corner I think it's jeff how much at seventeen on a second later he'll we prefer country check out in the horn so i'm telling you things are really going on out ther...

They brought their fucking toys with him

This is an art this is sex

This is sam chicken shit

This plastic

Took my corner

Trade me right fucking now

We'll have any cheap bastard

Well I sing happen when the fuck come down bang you know before the other guys nobody there you know my harm go comes out then the game stop then start up

Well well jim the way I see is kid probably would've done it anyways you know a bad upbringing in the home or whatever

What you need is seriously when you talk

Where should I go

While we're waiting for our next caller we'd like to remind you folks calling in the keep your questions within the boundaries of good taste

Who are these

Who owns home

Why do you wear that rug

Will you do me a favor and put him behind bars

Wrestling shit

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah run road

Yeah you are sorry

Yeah you gotta fuck with them

Yeah you had on this flat bra with castles

Yes I am joe and you know why because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again

You are totally fucked

You better get married again 'cause he's gonna wind up with some buddies cock in his mouth before you can say jack robinson

You make me sick with

You suck cock

You're fucked

Your heads in the eye socket all know how to play hockey just play it smart right below fucking christ

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