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And even if i'm wrong so why

And I believe that if I didn't have that kind of a very strict education i've probably in a penitentiary right now

And I have a degree in history I have every letter written between madison and jefferson and I know what i'm talking about

And you should be ashamed of yourself

Believe me alright

But what you learn from catholic school is discipline and you learn manners you learn to respect other people in authority you learn to perform you learn that there is a higher being you are on earth

Do you have a roommate

Everything man does everything is screwed up everything alright nature nothing is screwed up everything works the way it's supposed to work

Fine

Hi how are you

I am stupid I am a stupid guy

I believe that there had to be a higher power to create this kind of a perfect system within nature food water sun moon stars it's just didn't happen

I don't know

I guess you go on dates with guys

I mean i'll get a little wild and wooly once in awhile

I save sponge bob 's reputation sponge bob is my best friend now

I save sponge bob singlehandedly

I think we all know where you're going with this

I want to marry a guy an update

I went to catholic school for grammar school and high school

I'm sorry

I'm thinking about going back to school and coming out there

If you want to disagree with me you go right ahead

It is crazy gay marriage insanity is going to lead to all kinds of things like this quarts are going to be clogged every nut in the world is going to you know somebody going to marry I want to marr...

John

Man could not have done anything

Marijuana is no big deal let's legalize it

Men and I know men real well being a manly man up barbarians

No

Of course not

OK

OK

OK do the math

Oral sex I thought it was sex with a tooth

President bush is a dumb F

Sixty kids in the class and nobody was worried about myself esteem they were put me in the closet and put me in the dumb RO

Sure

That is fallacious

That's correct

There's one big big fallacy in your argument with all due respect

Um

What else you have to say

What's going on

Who is looking out for you

Why

Would you be against me marrying the mcguire twins

Wow

Yes

You got the bourne movies you got you naked running around I mean it's going on

You're a sissy