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Apart a wedding don't you understand there is a woman get married you're gonna ruin it
As to it's already on my list
But after I cross something off the list
But I have to do this
Damn brother took off with my car keys
Do you feel like singing happy birthday
Got your job back buddy
Grab it
He needs to know
He's mad
Hey
Hey buddy
Hey crab man
Hold on
Honey I think we should talk about what happened last night
How you doing
Huge mistake
Hum
I agree to keep quiet
I can make as many as you want
I did something very bad with someone you love
I think that might have been a scam
I think we're done
I will
I'll help
I'm coming
I'm so sorry
It was so crazy i'm not sure I even remember
Man I wish I was invited I love chicken
Next wednesday
No he wouldn't have
Oh now you can stop wasting your time start drinking free beer
OK
On my birthday
See ya
Sorry again
Sure
Thanks
That's cool
Then why did you invite all my friends you know I have a party at the crab shack on my birthday DJ dave wraps and it's the one time of year I get drunk enough to break dance
Three hours ago that was two liter bottle of soda in twenty five cents worth of decorative paper
We need to talk
Yes I do
Yes we did
You can't
You're who
Your mother 's I didn't sleep with your mom