Prank Call Sounds: Chris Farley Soundboard Edit

Aldamisa guy with a dream his dreams to become governor

Aldamisa guy with a dream his dreams to become governor of this great state of washington hell every guys got his dream of my right

Alfalfa

Am I right

And I am a motivational speaker

And I live in a very young down by the river

Are you sure it's cool

Awesome

Boy some chicken wings would really hit the spot

Bruce willis

Buddy walk

But

Butcher four hundred chickens and screwed a beagle

Can we stop this pool game

Could you get your daddy on the phone

Did you see die hard

Does anybody here speak english

Don't run away from your feelings

First off I am thirty five years old

Forget it I quit

Get it right moron

Green you mean awarded do see myself last night get this

He says rectum damn near killed them

Hello

Hey I tell you what

Hey remember your brother duane

Hey what's your name

Hi there this is mike donley I work over here at the recreational center to be honest with you I pretty much run the place

Hold Me

How you doing buddy

How you doing it's mike donley is out there

How you doing mike donley nice to meet you

However guys got his dream of my right

Huh

I feel like a horses patout

I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants

I guess that's your theory

I have what doctors called a little bit of a weight problem

I just dandy

I love you

I think I would like to rent one of your lodging 's is the cost great

I was checking the US

I was looking for my brother al donley 's around here somewhere

I younger

I'm glad you called me back

I'm retarded

I'm sorry I don't speak japanese

Is mike donley is scott there

Is sally jones

Is this pat gilles

La la low low I am your father

Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman

Let's say I go into some guys office let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something

Me off jack

My grandmother right in buying a bicycle give me the finger anna duck no I don't know

My name is matt foley

My naughty fat

No

No

No I mean you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass but then no it's gotta be your

No offense but if I send a picture your mom just so my buddies at school she definitely be boner of the month

Not don't hang up please

Now

Oh jeez I had to leave town could you tell him i'm sorry and i'll make it up to him

Oh my god

Or you watching spanked

Pat foley

Pat gilles

Prank Call Sounds: Chris Farley Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Chris Farley Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Chris Farley Soundboard Sound

Quit playing with your dinghy

Say the reason i'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of al donley

Something isn't right

Sometimes you gotta remind the hen who the rooster is

Sweet mother of god what is the hold up

Take it back to nevada where he's wanted for banging horses

Taking enough cup from you for one day raving psycho

That

That was from Star Wars

That's a mystery

That's when I blow it

Time to play the fiddle whore

Two four

Um

Wait a second is this your first time

Watch

Watch your language in front of the lady punk

We used to go to safeway all the time and get caught trying to steal donuts

Well then I get all excited i'm like jo jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet

What were you doing

What's your name

Whatever happened to him

White

Who's your favorite little rascal

Would you do

Wow

Wow marty fucking god

Yeah well

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes I am looking for a sally jones

You can take a good look at a butchers ass by sticking your head up there but wouldn't you rather take his word for it

You turned the build matt foley caravan down leila river

You're a huge affairs and failure

You're gonna remember this but left in your life

You're naughty